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Charles Sykes: Dear Democrats, Here's How to Guarantee Trump's Reelection (Politico)
You've got a historically unpopular opponent in the White House, but there are nearly a dozen ways you could still blow this. … Given Trump's deep unpopularity, losing to him won't be easy. But don't despair; remember, you managed to pull it off in 2016.
Timothy Egan: How to Break the Republican Lock on God (NY Times)
The best Christian argument against Trump comes from Christ. The essence of Christianity is his exhortation that people treat the sick, the hungry, the poor, the imprisoned as they would treat him. "Whatever you did to the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did to me." No one can know what's in Trump's heart. But his policies are inhumane in the extreme. Cursed are the meek, for under Trump's command, children have been put in cages, and the poor in red states are denied the health care that should be available to them under Obamacare.
Paul Waldman: What the demise of NRATV says about conservatism today (Washington Post)
It was one of the defining successes of the NRA, and the gun rights movement more broadly, that they convinced one of our two great parties to put a categorical opposition to nearly any restriction on guns at the absolute center of their ideology, along with low taxes and small government. That success was never more evident than after the Sandy Hook massacre, when congressional Republicans killed a proposal for universal background checks, which has the support of over 90 percent of Americans in just about every poll on the subject.
Barbara Ehrenreich: How we learned to stop having fun (The Guardian, from 2007)
We used to know how to get together and really let our hair down. Then, in the early 1600s, a mass epidemic of depression broke out - and we've been living with it ever since. Something went wrong, but what? Barbara Ehrenreich unpicks the causes of our unhappiness.
Joseph Luzzi: The Great Summer Read (American Scholar)
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Stay in the Game (Albert Bridge Capital)
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Anecdotes
• When Mark Twain was scheduled to speak at a small town, he would often enter a store and ask if people knew about his lecture being scheduled that night. Once he entered a grocery store and asked if there were anything special going on that evening. The grocer replied, "I think there's a lecture tonight - I've been selling eggs all day."
• Harold Ross, editor of The New Yorker, disliked speaking in public. Once he was given a surprise award and had to make an impromptu speech. He rose to his feet, faced the audience, feebly uttered, "Je-sus," then sat down. Frank Sullivan, who was seated next to him, said, "Your speech was too long, Ross. I got bored after the first syllable."
• Comic singer Anna Russell claimed to get many of her routines out of the Encyclopedia Britannica. One example is the comic lecture she does on bagpipes. She opened the "Encyclopedia Britannica" to "bagpipes" and found the complete lecture there - it needed only to be reworded.
• Joseph Chamberlain was the after-dinner speaker at a party where everyone was enjoying themselves very much. When the time for his speech approached, he was asked, "Shall we let these people enjoy themselves a little longer, or will you give your speech now?"
• Pierre Salinger was the Presidential Press Secretary during the Kennedy administration. Once he was criticized for sticking to a prepared press release and declining to answer questions. Mr. Salinger explained, "I am not a textual deviate."
• On a very cold day, Brendan Behan looked across the street and saw a woman who wrote about nature. Taking advantage of the situation, he yelled at her, "Hey, missus, how's the blue tits?"
• After being called a "two-faced man" by his political opponent Stephen Douglas, Abraham Lincoln said, "I leave it to my audience, - if I had another face to wear, do you think I would wear this one?"
• At a wedding, Lord Morris, who had a very heavy Irish accent, looked for a shoe to throw after the happy couple. Oscar Wilde suggested, "Why not throw your own brogue?"
• At a Cannes Film Festival, Peter Ustinov noticed sitting on the beach a critic who idolized French Jean-Luc Godard. Mr. Ustinov asked the critic, "Waiting for Godard?"
• Ludwig van Beethoven enjoyed making puns. After hearing an overture by Carl Maria von Weber, he said, "S'ist eben gewebt" or, in English, "It is nicely woven." ("Weber" means "weaver.")
• Sydney Smith was once forced to turn down a social invitation: "Dear Longman, I can't accept your invitation, for my house is full of country cousins. I wish they were once removed."
• In 1949, William Faulkner won the Nobel Prize in Literature. John Steinbeck sent him the telegram: "Joyeux Nobel."
• Professor J. P. Mahaffy, a male, was once asked what was the difference between a man and a woman. He replied, "I cannot conceive."
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Unauthorized Use of 'Crazy Train'
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne denounced President Don-Old Trump's (R-Churl) unauthorized use of "Crazy Train" in a Twitter video the president posted mocking the 2020 Democratic primary candidates.
The video, posted Thursday morning, opens with footage of the technical difficulties that marred Wednesday's first Democratic primary debate and pairs it with the intro to Osbourne's 1980 hit. Eventually, the video fades to black and reemerges with footage of Trump walking up to a podium.
In a statement to Rolling Stone, the Osbournes said, "Based on this morning's unauthorized use of Ozzy Osbourne's 'Crazy Train,' we are sending notice to the Trump campaign (or any other campaigns) that they are forbidden from using any of Ozzy Osbourne's music in political ads or in any political campaigns. Ozzy's music cannot be used for any means without approvals."
The Osbournes also offered some alternative songs Trump could use, naming the smattering of musicians that have voiced their support for him. "In the meantime, we have a suggestion for Mr. Trump: perhaps he should reach out to some of his musician friends. Maybe Kayne West ('Gold Digger'), Kid Rock ('I Am the Bullgod') or Ted Nugent ('Stranglehold') will allow use of their music."
Along with Ozzy Osbourne, an array of other musicians have sparred with Trump after he used their music. During the 2016 election, Queen criticized the then-candidate for using "We Are the Champions," while R.E.M., Neil Young, Everlast and Aerosmith also spoke out after Trump used their music without permission.
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne
Astronomer Names Asteroid
Brian Eno
It's a privilege befitting an ambient icon who once soundtracked a moon landing documentary: On Tuesday, the science festival Starmus V presented Brian Eno with a certificate commemorating that Asteroid 81948 has been named in his honor.
Astronomer Marc Buie of the Southwest Research Institute, who discovered the asteroid, presented the certificate. He selected Eno for the honor in conjunction with the International Astronomical Union and the Minor Planet Centre.
Previously known as "81948 (2000 OM69)," the asteroid is now dubbed the equally long "Brian Peter George St John le Baptiste de la Salle Eno" (or, in short, the much catchier "Eno"). Eno was also on-hand Monday at the event to receive the Stephen Hawking Medal for Science Communication.
In related news, Eno, Daniel Lanois and Roger Eno recently issued the tranquil instrumental "Capsule," which appears on the expanded, remastered version of their collaborative 1983 album Apollo: Atmospheres & Soundtracks. The Enos and Lanois recorded the original LP for journalist-filmmaker Al Reinert's feature documentary For All Mankind, which features astronaut commentary and footage from the Apollo 11 moon landing.
Brian Eno
Opening This Fall
'Seinfeld Experience'
Fans still tending the flame for Seinfeld, whose fabled NBC run began 30 years ago next month, will soon have a place in New York where they will have "hand": The Seinfeld Experience.
Part retail shop and part immersive show promotion, the ticketed attraction in the city's Gramercy neighborhood will operate seven days a week. Tickets through February 2020 will go on sale in the coming months, according to Superfly and Warner Bros. Consumer Products.
Superfly is a live entertainment producer known for helping create music festivals such as Bonnaroo and Outside Lands as well as Clusterfest, a two-year-old comedy festival. Jerry Seinfeld performed at the 2017 debut of Clusterfest, which included some nods to the show. While Seinfeld is something of a unicorn, bringing in billions in syndication and streaming proceeds, the new initiative is part of a shift toward offering consumers experiences. Live events of all kinds have gained prominence across the media industry as companies look to compensate for declining traditional ancillary revenues.
Fans will be able to immerse themselves in Seinfeld through the experience, which will explore moments and characters from the show. It will include interactive exhibits with costumes, memorabilia, set re-creations, and props from the show as well as brand-new content. A retail store in the space will offer limited-edition and exclusive merchandise.
Said Jerry Seinfeld: "Because I am Seinfeld, for a long time I was the only person to actually have the Seinfeld experience. Now, these crazy Superfly people are going to make it so lots of people can interact with our silly '90s TV show. All I can say is, in the general context of the world we live in, this now seems completely normal."
'Seinfeld Experience'
Picasso To Stay At New York's Met
'The Actor'
A Pablo Picasso painting sold by a German Jewish businessman to fund his escape from Nazis should stay in New York's Metropolitan Museum of Art, an appeals court has ruled.
On Wednesday, the United States Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit ruled that the businessman's great-grandniece had left an "unreasonable" delay in demanding the return of the Picasso painting 'The Actor'.
The painting had belonged to Paul and Alice Leffmann, who sold the artwork to a private dealer in 1938 to raise funds to flee fascist Italy for Switzerland. The couple, who were German Jews, had already fled the Nazi regime in Germany.
Laurel Zuckerman, the Leffmann's great-grandniece, argued that her ancestors sold the "masterwork" for $12,000 under duress, therefore voiding the transaction.
The court noted that despite the fact that the painting had been in the Met's collection since 1952 -- and its provenance published in the Met's catalogue since 1967 -- no demands for its return were made until 2010 -- 58 years after museum acquired the art work.
'The Actor'
Heat Wave Weather Map
France
The intense heat wave blasting Europe with record-breaking temperatures manifested on a recent weather forecast as a screaming heat skull of death looming over France.
A forecast map for Thursday, first created June 20, showed France's scorching temperatures creating a giant, screaming face over the country as the country braced itself for the hottest temperatures since a 2003 heat wave killed 15,000 people in the country.
A French meteorologist named Ruben Hallali first spotted the map, and he shared it on Twitter alongside Edvard Munch's painting "The Scream."
He said he had never seen anything like the image in 15 years of looking at maps of heat waves.
Areas of France, Germany, the Czech Republic, and Spain have experienced record-breaking temperatures this week, with some areas seeing heat of more than 40 degrees Celsius, or 104 Fahrenheit. Temperatures could still rise further as the weekend approaches.
France
Second City Extorted
Florida
A second Florida city paid thousands of dollars to ransomware attackers who hacked their computer systems -- the latest in a growing trend that forces local governments offline.
Officials from Lake City agreed Tuesday to pay 42 bitcoin, roughly $426,000, to hackers who seized the city's computer systems June 10, ending a 15-day standoff.
It's the second city in Florida to fall prey to ransomware attackers this summer: On June 19, Riviera Beach officials voted to pay their requested ransom of 65 bitcoin, close to $600,000, to hackers who disabled the city's online services in late May.
Lake City police said the city paid a $10,000 deductible to its insurance company, which will cover the rest of the ransom.
Ransomware attacks have spiked since 2016, hijacking the computer systems of government entities like cities, police departments and schools. It's a unique type of cyberattack: Hackers encrypt all files on the systems and demand payment, usually in bitcoin, to restore them.
Florida
Man Learns the Hard Way
Pufferfish and Cocaine
A combination of cocaine and toxic pufferfish liver sent a Florida man to the emergency room, according to a new case report.
The liver from a pufferfish, also known as fugu, is considered a delicacy in Japan. But eating it is risky, as the fish's liver contains a high concentration of a deadly poison known as tetrodotoxin (TTX), which causes paralysis if ingested.
"Pufferfish is something that you don't want to just catch and eat," said Dr. Zane Horowitz, medical director at the Oregon Poison Center at Oregon Health Science University, who was not involved with the man's case. "There are chefs in Japan who go through years of training on how to properly prepare this so that they don't kill their customers."
TTX is 1,200 times more toxic than cyanide; far less than a teaspoon of it can kill a person. Once ingested, TTX blocks voltage-gated sodium channels in certain nerve cells. When these nerve cells are blocked, muscles can't contract. Symptoms of TTX poisoning range from tingling sensations, numbness, dizziness and nausea, to muscle weakness, trouble breathing, paralysis and death.
Because there's no antidote to TTX, doctors often place patients on ventilators to help them breathe until the body excretes the poison.
Pufferfish and Cocaine
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