BartCop Entertainment Archives - Friday, 26 June, 2009

Friday

26 June, 2009

(Updated Daily)


[700 days in a row]

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M Is FOR MASHUP - Summer Bonus

Junes' Top 25 Mashups

By DJ Useo



It's that time of year when time is most important, so although I now call on your attention, I will spare you vast exposition & simply present to you the top 25 mashups I enjoyed most recently.


All are freshly-mixed & ready for immediate consumption. The order of the tracks is not intended to represent a countdown by popularity. These are all great mashups.



    1. DJ Fac - The Creation That Feeds (Stereo MC's vs Nine Inch Nails)



    2. Fidget Freeman -Tidal Rave Work (Bit Thief vs Bryan Cox)



    3. ToTom - Moonage Todaydream (Smashing Pumpkins vs David Bowie)



    4. Mighty Mike - Fall Out Gloria (Fall Out Boy vs Gloria Gaynor)



    5. DJ Le CLown - Maniac Love (Michael Sambello vs Busta Rhymes vs Kathy Brown)



    6. Mp3J - Rockefeller In The USSR (The Beatles vs Fatboy Slim)



    7. Instamatic - Florida Ghost Tour (Flo-Rida vs Deadmau5)



    8. DJ Spider - Sex on Fire Can Set You Free (Kings of Leon vs. N-Trance)



    9. DJ Clive$ter - Mercy Mutya (Groove Armada vs. Duffy vs. Dannii Minogue)



   10. DJ Useo - 2 Classwars Down (Blackbird vs KMFDM vs Mystery Jets vs Pilooski)



   11. Dan Mei & Marc Johnce & Clivester - Read My Promiscuous Mind (The Killers & Pet Shop Boys Vs Usher Vs Nelly Furtado ft. Timbaland)



   12. Party Ben - Laktos Scientist (Coldplay vs. Sebastian Ingrosso)



   13. Bynar - A Forest In Paris (The Cure vs Mylo)



   14. DJ Schmolli - You Give My Love A Bad Name (Bon Jovi vs Justin Timberlake)



   15. The Reborn Identity - In for the Kooks (La Roux vs The Kooks)



   16. Bip_Bip - Killer Friends (Queen vs Beatles)



   17. [MMM] MadMixMustang - The Bridge Of Burden (Red Hot Chili Peppers)



   18. DJ Not-I-Kool - Shook C.R.E.A.M. (Mobb Deep vs. Wu-Tang vs. Kool & The Gang)



   19. Winkar - Lopez-Free Love You Got (Justin Timberlake vs Ultra Nate vs Colby O'Donis)



   20. Tizwarz - Right Round Amy (Flo-Rida vs Britney Spears)



   21. DJ Earworm - Heartless (Fray vs. The Police & the Black Eyed Peas)



   22. Bobby Martini - Something So Strong In Our Secret World (Peter Gabriel vs Crowded House)



   23. Pheugoo - Green Light (Ready to Go with the Flow) (Queens of the Stone Age vs John Legend ft Andre 3000)



   24. BDJ - Can't Buy Me Love ft. Peter Sellers (The Beatles vs Peter Sellers)



   25. Neil Tomo - Brand New Blue Chair (Neil Thompson Helsinki Mix) (Andy Caldwell vs Morcheeba)




Now that's some fine mixing.Each & every track made solely for the love of the act.


You can find them all with any good search engine.


Simply copy & paste the info plus the words 'website' or 'blog' & hit 'search'.


None of the mixers claim copyright.


Mixed for purposes of demonstration only.


Tell your friends.


Feel free to leave a comment.









Mix Of The Week - Hahnstudios' 'PLASTIC MIX' maybe short at 13 minutes, but the 80's electro-goodness shines through every groove. Grab this instant classic here ( hahnstudios.blogspot.com/ ) (Near the bottom of the page)











Mashup Tip : Keep a punching bag handy for when your mixing software fails & you lose all your work!!!










DJ Useo's Podcast






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Clarence Thomas Dissents in 'School Strip-Search' Case, But Still 'Reverses Himself'


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HAIKU HEADLINES


FARRAH FAWCETT WAS

A KIND COURAGEOUS ICON

CHARLIE'S ANGEL DIES

zEN mAN
(observing the sad end to a brave battle with cancer that Ms. Fawcett had documented until her death)

zEN mAN archives


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Ton Danehy: Welcome to Tucson, you zany alternative-newsweekly people (tucsonweekly.com)
This weekend, the 'Tucson Weekly' is hosting the annual convention of the Association of Alternative Newsweeklies. Yes, for all you haters out there, Tucson has shown itself capable of attracting somebody other than the Jehovah's Witnesses during the summer.


Catherine O'Sullivan: Why don't Americans throw rocks when we're all roiled up? (tucsonweekly.com)
I've been so impressed by all the photos coming out of Iran. All those people upset about the recent election fraud, yelling, throwing stones, running right into the breach of whatever the authorities throw at them. I can't imagine Americans doing that.


CHRISTOPHER J. FERGUSON: Not Every Child Is Secretly a Genius (chronicle.com)
The idea of intelligence - that human beings possess, to varying degrees, an innate and universal ability to learn - has taken a beating in recent decades.


Chris Dodd: Rights, Responsibilities and Love (dodd.senate.gov)
On Sunday, The Meriden Record-Journal published the following op-ed by [Connecticut] Senator Chris Dodd: "... I am also proud to now count myself among the many elected officials, advocates, and ordinary citizens who support full marriage equality for same-sex couples."


Triana: Kaiser Permenente + other insurance DENYING critical drugs to both my parents
The Washington "Democrats" and Repigs and the goddamned m'f'ing AMA can scaremonger all they want about the "socialized medicine" boogeyman or about how "Oh nooooooooooooo, we don't want Washington bureaucrats interfering with our health care!!" But GUESS WHAT we've got RIGHT NOW? CORPRAT BUREAUCRATS interfering in our health care.


Bruce Reed: It Can Happen Here (slate.com)
Conservatives' new share-the-wealth plan to destroy capitalism and make you $5 richer.


Oliver Burkeman: The Brangelina industry (guardian.co.uk)
Each week celebrity magazines breathlessly report yet another twist in the Jen-Brad-Angelina love triangle. But where do the stories come from? Are they ever true? And does that even matter?


Fair-weather rage (guardian.co.uk)
As soon as the sun comes out, all kinds of novices suddenly hog the cycle paths and clog up the pool. No wonder we're angry, says Tom Meltzer.


Sarah Boslaugh: Review of "Studs Terkel's 'Working': A Graphic Adaptation" by Harvey Pekar (popmatters.com)
Pekar finds splendor where others might see only grind, and has a gift for finding the telling anecdote or quotation to illustrate a point or typify a character.


20 QUESTIONS: Aleksandar Hemon (popmatters.com)
"Hell," Hemon tells PopMatters 20 Questions, "is being stuck at an airport without a book, starving for thought, forced to watch CNN." Heaven might be a bathtub full of Turkish coffee Š


Connie Ogle: "Joseph O'Neill: Bowled over by the fantastic" (McClatchy Newspapers)
"Think fantastic," urges the charismatic Chuck Ramkissoon, the shady but genial Trinidadian entrepreneur in Joseph O'Neill's prize-winning novel "Netherland." "My motto is, Think fantastic."


James B. Eldred: A Chat with Moby (bullz-eye.com)
"As sad as this might sound, I sell more records in Belgium than I do in America. Even though I was born in the United States and I live in the United States, in terms of status or in terms of my record sales, it's quite a small country."


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The Weekly Poll

Next poll will be June 30, as my system is going in for a complete overhaul by my local computer boffin...


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HAIKU HEADLINES


MICHAEL JACKSON SANG

"I'LL BE THERE"......NOW HE ISN'T

THE KING OF POP........DEAD

zEN mAN
(observing with measured emotions the sudden death of 50 year old Michael Jackson....he was a great performer...but never grew up)

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Obama Invites Ahmadinejad to July 4th Hot Dog Eating Contest


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Trivia Question Of The Day

In what town did Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman take place?

                                  



Send your answer to Marty






Trivia Question from Yesterday

On the old TV series, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, how did WJM's Chuckles the Clown meet his demise?

      Crushed by an elephant                                               Source


"Chuckles Bites the Dust" (October 25, 1975) - The ludicrous death of WJM's Chuckles the Clown, crushed by an elephant while dressed as Peter Peanut, provokes a torrent of black humor which has everyone in the newsroom but Mary convulsed in laughter. Mary's suppressed laughter comes out at an inopportune moment: at Chuckles' funeral. This episode was ranked #1 on TV Guides The Greatest Episodes of All Time.             Source





mj was first, and correct, with:
   He was crushed by an elephant.
  Regarding yesterday's answer, Mr. Rogers didn't originate many of the characters in his neighborhood.
Josie Carey of KDKA did.



Alan J answered:
   Chuckles The Clown was killed by an elephant.



Charlie replied:
   Chuckles died from a rogue elephant attack, which occurred at a parade he was attending dressed as a peanut.



Joe S wrote:
   Chuckles is hired as the grand marshal for a circus parade, after news anchor Ted Baxter is ordered by director Lou Grant to turn it down. In the parade, Chuckles is asked to dress in character as Peter Peanut. During the parade, a "rogue" elephant spots Chuckles and tries to shell him. Chuckles dies from his injuries..




Jim from CA replied:
   While dreseed as Peter Peanut in a parade, Chuckles bites the dust when he is attacked by a rogue elephant...



Sally said:
   God, I loved the MTM show! And, of course, all the real fans know that Chuckles the Clown died in a freak accident. He went to the parade dressed as Peter Peanut ... and a rogue elephant tried to shell him.... Who can forget poor Mary at the funeral parlor, trying to give a eulogy and ending up laughing hysterically. Well, Mary, it was funny as Hell.
  PS: I am having trauma today. I was talking on my cordless phone when the service cut off mid sentence. My cell was also dead (from lack of use I suspect). I called Verizon and they wanted me to go outside and plug a phone into the outside phone box, "To see if the problem is inside the house or on the pole!" Then I told them... (_x_) (kiss my ass!) They are coming out NEXT Wednesday for a repair call... Maybe I blew up a bit soon...




MAG ("I've always imagined that paradise will be a kind of library" Jorge Luis Borges) responded:
   He got sat on by an elephant.



Tom B answered:
   Dressed as a peanut, he was eaten by an elephant.



MAM     answered:
   Chuckles the Clown was killed by a rougue elephant in the 6th season of the The Mary Tyler Moore Show, "Chuckles Bites the Dust".
  
  Mary Tyler Moore and "Chuckles the Clown"




A & T C replied:
   Chuckles was dressed as Mr Peanut, in a parade and was 'shucked' by an elephant.



And, that Madcat JD wrote:
   HEE HAW! I KNOW THIS ONE. IT'S ONE OF THE FUNNIEST EPISODES THAT WAS EVER ON TELEVISION. HE WAS IN A PARADE DRESSED AS A BANANA PEANUT AND WAS TRAMPLED BY AN ELEPHANT. OK, OK, NOW WE'LL SEE HOW GOOD MY MEMORY IS.




  



    

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Sick Days


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From The Creator of 'Avery Ant'


"The Problem With Young People Today"

(Crabby Old Fart)



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Reader Contribution

Plant



A very small plant grows out of a wall of the Abingdon Abbey ruins in Oxfordshire England.


Paul G


Thanks, Paul!

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

AND THE BEAT GOES ON!

MARIE! I JUST MET A GIRL NAMED MARIE!

I MISS LOVELY RITA!

LISTEN TO YOUR DOCTOR OBAMA!

CLINTON GOT A BLOW JOB!

SINGLE PAYER NOW!

SEAN AND HAL!

SEAN AND HAL! PART TWO

MSM SUCKS!

SINGLE PAYER NOW! PART TWO

CONSERVATIVES DON'T GET MORE DISGUSTING THAN THIS!

THE SCHOOL OF TORTURE

JESUS CHRIST ON A FUCKING CRUTCH, ALL GODS SUCK!

CREDIT CARD DEBT WILL BE THE NEXT CRISIS!

SINGLE PAYER NOW! PART THREE

PACKING THE PORK ON THE PUBLIC PENNY!

EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED! HEE HAW!

SINGLE PAYER NOW! PART FOUR

REPUG SCUM!

REPUBLICANS ARE THE STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON EARTH!

DID WE FORGET TO DRIVE A WOODEN STAKE INTO THIS REPUG VAMPIRE'S HEART?



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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny but cool.


Guess we all learned another one of TVs dirty little secrets - the 'topical' shows like Dave & Conan & Craig & the Jimmys all taped their Thursday show on Tuesday or Wednesday.

Sure bet that Dave, Conan, Craig and the Jimmys show's for today were also taped earlier in the week.

Kinda weird when the 'topical' shows are oblivious to events that caused their corporate masters to pre-empt regular programming and, more importantly, commercials.

And, Dave, Conan, Craig and the Jimmys are in reruns next week.



Michael Jackson's fans tried to collect at his star on the Hollywood Walk O'Fame, but it's in front of Grauman's and the area was taped off for the premiere of Bruno.

There used to be a wonderful radio talk show host, also named Michael Jackson, in the LA-market.

He was sane, rational, well-informed and not a pompous, self-serving, hate-mongering, right-wing hypcrite, so, of course, Disney fired him to make room for another bag-o-wind-and-bile.

This Michael Jackson also has a star on the Walk O'Fame - a couple of blocks east - so that's where Jacko's fans ended up.




Tonight, Friday:

CBS begins the night with a RERUN 'Ghost Whisperer', followed by a RERUN 'Flashpoint', then a RERUN 'Numb3rs'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Martin Short and Regina Spektor.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Lisa Kudrow, Alan Furst, and Chairlift.


NBC starts the night with a FRESH Remebering Farrah, followed by 'Dateline'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Snoop Dogg and Adele.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Fallon are Cameron Diaz, Universal Record Database, and Grizzly Bear.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson 'The Scab' Daly are Tom Green and Pete Wentz.


ABC opens the night with a FRESH 'Surviving Suburbia', followed by a FRESH 'The Goode Family', then a RERUN 'Jim', followed by another RERUN 'Jim', then another unwatchable '20/20'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Megan Fox, David Cross, and Phoenix.


The CW offers a RERUN 'Privileged', followed by a RERUN 'Everybody Hates Chris', then a RERUN 'The Game'.


Faux fills the night with the movie 'Virtuality'.


MY fills the night with a FRESH 'WWE Friday Night Steroid SmackDown!'.


PLEASE check local PBS listings for a FRESH 'Bill Moyers Journal', and a FRESH 'NOW With Bill Moyers David Brancaccio'.


A&E has 'CSI: The 2nd One', another 'CSI: The 2nd One', still another 'CSI: The 2nd One', and 'The Cleaner'.


AMC offers the movie 'The Game', followed by the movie 'Passenger 57', then the movie 'U.S. Marshals'.


BBC  -   
 [12:00 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 1
 [12:30 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 2
 [1:00 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? US - Episode 12
 [1:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 2
 [2:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 5 The Curry Lounge
 [3:00 PM]    Gordon Ramsay's F Word - Episode 7
 [4:00 PM]    The Hotel Inspector - Episode 8
 [5:00 PM]    Gordon Ramsay's F Word - Episode 8
 [6:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares Revisited - Ep 4 Bonapartes
 [7:00 PM]    BBC World News America
 [8:00 PM]    Friday Night with Jonathan Ross - Ep 19 Jack Black, Sue Perkins & Giles Coren, Take That
 [9:00 PM]    Don't Tell the Bride - Episode 5
 [10:00 PM]    BBC World News America
 [11:00 PM]    Friday Night with Jonathan Ross - Ep 19 Jack Black, Sue Perkins & Giles Coren, Take That
 [12:00 AM]    Don't Tell the Bride - Episode 5
 [1:00 AM]    Friday Night with Jonathan Ross - Ep 19 Jack Black, Sue Perkins & Giles Coren, Take That
 [2:00 AM]    Don't Tell the Bride - Episode 5
 [3:00 AM]    Skins - Ep 7 Michelle
 [4:00 AM]    How Clean Is Your House? US - Episode 12
 [4:30 AM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 2
 [5:00 AM]    How Clean Is Your House? US - Episode 13
 [5:30 AM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 3
 [6:00 AM]    Cash in the Attic - Ep 11 Larsen     (ALL TIMES EDT)


Bravo has the movie 'Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls', followed by the movie 'Top Gun', then the movie 'Top Gun', again.


Comedy Central has 'Scrubs', another 'Scrubs', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Tosh.0', 'RENO 911!', 'Comedy Central Presents' (Jo Koy), and another 'Comedy Central Presents' (Nick Swardson).


HBO offers a FRESH Real Time with Bill Maher with some pre-taped interviews that HBO doesn't bother to list on their website.



FX has the movie 'Rush Hour', followed by the movie 'The Fast And The Furious'.


History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Life After People', another 'Life After People', and still another 'Life After People'.


IFC  -   
 [8:05 AM]   Kansas City
 [10:05 AM]   House of D
 [11:45 AM]   Three Times
 [2:05 PM]   Kansas City
 [4:05 PM]   House of D
 [5:50 PM]   Stage Beauty
 [7:45 PM]   All Over Me
 [9:15 PM]   The Opposite of Sex
 [11:00 PM]   Ideal
 [11:30 PM]   The Whitest Kids U'Know
 [12:00 AM]   Jeepers Creepers
 [1:35 AM]   At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
 [3:05 AM]   The Opposite of Sex
 [4:55 AM]   IFC Short Film Showcase
 [5:55 AM]   Private Fears in Public Places    (ALL TIMES EDT)


SciFi has 'Star Trek: TNG', another 'Star Trek: TNG', 'Moonlight', and 'Primeval'.


Sundance  -   
 [06:00 AM]   On the Road in America: Episode 11 - Middle East, Part 2
 [06:30 AM]   One Punk Under God: Episode 2
 [07:05 AM]   U-CARMEN eKHAYELITSHA
 [09:15 AM]   In Memory Of My Father
 [11:00 AM]   House of Boateng: Episode 8
 [11:30 AM]   Big Ideas for a Small Planet - Season 1: Create
 [12:00 PM]   Iconoclasts - Season 3: Alicia Keys + Ruby Dee
 [01:00 PM]   The Situation
 [02:55 PM]   Even Pigeons Go To Heaven
 [03:05 PM]   Cronicas
 [04:45 PM]   Robyn Hitchcock: I Often Dream of Trains
 [06:20 PM]   In Memory Of My Father
 [08:00 PM]   Ladette to Lady - Season 3: Episode 4
 [09:00 PM]   Shameless Season 2: Episode 3
 [10:00 PM]   The Life and Hard Times of Guy Terrifico
 [11:30 PM]   Harvie Krumpet
 [12:00 AM]   Music Rising
 [12:45 AM]   Spectacle: Elton John
 [01:45 AM]   Acacia
 [03:35 AM]   Queen Margot     (ALL TIMES EDT)


TCM features the films of director David Lean all day, then highlights the work of director Norman Jewison all night.
 [6:00 AM]      Madeleine (1950)
 [8:00 AM]      The Passionate Friends (1949)
 [10:00 AM]      Great Expectations (1946)
 [12:00 PM]      Brief Encounter (1945)
 [1:30 PM]      Doctor Zhivago (1965)
 [5:00 PM]      The Bridge On The River Kwai (1957)

 [8:00 PM]      Private Screenings: Norman Jewison (2007)
 [9:00 PM]      In The Heat Of The Night (1967)
 [11:00 PM]      The Cincinnati Kid (1965)
 [1:00 AM]      Fiddler on the Roof (1971)
 [4:15 AM]      A Soldier's Story (1984)
    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Saturday  -  06/27/09

TCM features the films of director Alfred Hitchcock all day and all night.
 [6:00 AM]      "The Dick Cavett Show" Alfred Hitchcock (1972)
 [7:15 AM]      Suspicion (1941)
 [9:00 AM]      Rebecca (1940)
 [11:15 AM]      Spellbound (1945)
 [1:15 PM]      Marnie (1964)
 [3:30 PM]      Psycho (1960)
 [5:30 PM]      North By Northwest (1959)
 [8:00 PM]      Notorious (1946)
 [10:00 PM]      The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956)
 [12:15 AM]      Rear Window (1954)
 [2:15 AM]      Vertigo (1958)
 [4:30 AM]      The 39 Steps (1935)
    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Actress Edie Falco speaks during a rally for health care reform near Capitol Hill in Washington, Thursday, June 25, 2009.
Photo by Jacquelyn Martin

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Movie Producer?

John Kerry

The Federal Election Commission failed to reach a decision Thursday on Massachusetts Democrat John Kerry's request to use $300,000 from his campaign funds to invest in a documentary about injured Iraq war veterans.

The panel will not issue an advisory opinion on Kerry's request.

A major issue was whether Kerry's proposal should be considered as an investment of campaign money, which is allowed, or else as his campaign operating a business. Campaigns cannot operate businesses.

The lawmaker also has asked the Senate ethics committee for permission to use campaign funds to invest in the documentary.

Kerry has $3.5 million in his campaign account and does not face re-election until 2014.

John Kerry

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In this image released by Dollywood, Dolly Parton reads her new book, 'I Am a Rainbow,' to children gathered for a performance at Parton's Dollywood theme park on Friday, June 12, 2009.
Photo by Patrick Murphy-Racey

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Beats Conan

Dave

Nielsen Media Research says the "Late Show With David Letterman" beat the "Tonight Show" last week - the first time in more than three years.

Letterman scored a weeklong average of 3.46 million viewers, edging out the 3.32 million viewers who watched NBC's "Tonight Show," hosted by Conan O'Brien.

It was Letterman's first win during a full week of all-new broadcasts since December 2005, when Oprah Winfrey was his guest on the CBS late-night show. Letterman was perhaps given a ratings boost from lingering controversy over a wisecrack that targeted the family of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin.

Dave

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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35th Anniversary For 'PHC'

Garrison Keillor

For the 35th anniversary of his "A Prairie Home Companion," humorist Garrison Keillor will be in "Lake Wobegon" when he reads the news from Lake Wobegon.

Keillor caps the latest season of "A Prairie Home Companion" with a Fourth of July broadcast from Avon, part of the central Minnesota region that helped inspire Keillor's make-believe hometown, "where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children are above average."

The performance marks 35 years since Keillor's public radio variety show debuted on July 6, 1974, at Macalester College in St. Paul. That show, broadcast live, was watched by about a dozen people. "A Prairie Home Companion" is now heard on nearly 600 public radio stations nationwide, attracting more than 4.3 million listeners a week.

After this Saturday's "Prairie Home" performance at Tanglewood with actors Martin Sheen and Steve Martin, Keillor plans a "grass-roots show" for the Fourth of July, with longtime special effects man Tom Keith, the Guy's All-Star Shoe Band, the Lake Wobegon Brass Band, the St. John's Boys' Choir and singer Andra Suchy.

Garrison Keillor

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Actor Thomas Jane (R), star of the new HBO comedy series "Hung", poses with his sister-in-law Alexis Arquette at the series premiere in Hollywood June 24, 2009.
Photo by Fred Prouser

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35,000 Years Old

Bird-Bone Flutes

People have been making music for more than 35,000 years, judging by prehistoric bird-bone flutes excavated in southwest Germany.

Researchers said on Wednesday they had found a five-hole flute made from the radius bone of a griffon vulture and two fragments of ivory flutes in a cave in the Swabian Jura mountains.

The flutes are at least 5,000 years older than any previous confirmed archaeological examples of musical instruments.

"These finds demonstrate the presence of a well-established musical tradition at the time when modern humans colonised Europe, more than 35,000 calendar years ago," Nicholas Conard of Tuebingen University and colleagues reported in the journal Nature.

Bird-Bone Flutes

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Vidiot Speak

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Apologizes For Slur

Perez Hilton

Openly gay gossip blogger Perez Hilton apologized Thursday for unleashing a gay slur during a nightclub altercation Monday with Black Eyed Peas frontman will.i.am that resulted in the band's tour manager being charged with assault for allegedly punching Hilton.

Hilton originally said he called will.i.am the gay slur at a Toronto nightclub after the musician told the gossip blogger not to write about his band on his Web site. Peas' tour manager Alfred Molina was arrested after he allegedly punched Hilton following the argument. Hilton later posted about the incident on the microblogging site Twitter and in a tear-filled video on his site.

The 31-year-old blogger sued the Peas' tour manager on Wednesday in Los Angeles for battery and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Hilton is seeking unspecified damages of more than $25,000.

He wrote Thursday that he would donate any money won from the lawsuit to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, which seeks to support diversity programs in education.

Perez Hilton

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Mounted police officers wear wings at the Glastonbury Festival 2009 in south west England June 25, 2009.
Photo by Luke MacGregor

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Sister-In-Law Charged

Dane Cook

Dane Cook's sister-in-law has been charged with aiding her husband in the theft of millions of dollars from the comedian.

The Massachusetts attorney general's office says 37-year-old Erika McCauley, of Wilmington, will be arraigned Thursday.

Darryl McCauley is Cook's half-brother and McCauley's husband. He pleaded not guilty in March to larceny and forgery.

Prosecutors say Darryl McCauley stole the money while he was business manager for Cook's company, Great Dane Enterprises. His attorney has said he denies taking money without his brother's consent.

Dane Cook

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Faces Charges

Amanda Brumfield

The estranged daughter of actor Billy Bob Thornton has been indicted on several charges in the death of a 1-year-old girl she was baby sitting in central Florida.

Amanda Brumfield, 29, was booked at the Orange County Jail on Wednesday. She faces charges of first-degree murder, aggravated child abuse and aggravated manslaughter of a child.

Court records show she told investigators the infant who died in her care in October acted normally and ate bananas after she fell from a playpen and hit her head. But detectives believe Brumfield's story is inconsistent with the girl's injuries.

Thornton's publicist has said the actor hasn't spoken to Brumfield for a number of years.

Amanda Brumfield

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Napoleon Bonaparte's collapsible campaign bed, center, is displayed at the National Constitution Center in Philadelphia, Tuesday, June 23, 2009. The Napoleon exhibition is scheduled to run to Sept. 7.
Photo by Matt Rourke

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Buy Stake In NFL Team

Estefans

Singer Gloria Estefan and her husband, producer Emilio Estefan, are becoming minority owners of the NFL football team the Miami Dolphins.

Gloria Estefan says she is a "hardcore" sports fan and is happy to be a part of her hometown team.

Last month, Dolphins owner Stephen Ross also began a partnership with Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville enterprise, which includes Land Shark Lager.

Buffett has yet to accept Ross's invitation to become a minority owner, but the Dolphins' stadium has been renamed Land Shark Stadium for this season.

Estefans

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Stoned Wallabies

Crop Circles

The mystery of crop circles in poppy fields in Australia's southern island state of Tasmania has been solved -- stoned wallabies are eating the poppy heads and hopping around in circles.

"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," the state's top lawmaker Lara Giddings told local media on Thursday.

Poppy producer Tasmanian Alkaloids said livestock which ate the poppies were known to "act weird" -- including deer and sheep in the state's highlands.

Australia produces about 50 percent of the world's raw material for morphine and related opiates.

Crop Circles

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In Memory

Farrah Fawcett

Farrah Fawcett, the "Charlie's Angels" star whose feathered blond hair and dazzling smile made her one of the biggest sex symbols of the 1970s, died Thursday after battling cancer. She was 62.

Fawcett burst on the scene in 1976 as one-third of the crime-fighting trio in TV's "Charlie's Angels." A poster of her in a clingy swimsuit sold in the millions.

She left the show after one season but had a flop on the big screen with "Somebody Killed Her Husband." She turned to more serious roles in the 1980s and 1990s, winning praise playing an abused wife in "The Burning Bed."

As further proof of her acting credentials, Fawcett appeared off-Broadway in "Extremities" as a woman who is raped in her own home. She repeated the role in the 1986 film version.

Not content to continue playing victims, she switched type. She played a murderous mother in the 1989 true-crime story "Small Sacrifices" and a tough lawyer on the trail of a thief in 1992's "Criminal Behavior."

In 1995, at age 50, Fawcett posed partly nude for Playboy magazine. The following year, she starred in a Playboy video, "All of Me," in which she was equally unclothed while she sculpted and painted.

Fawcett's most unfortunate career moment may have been a 1997 appearance on David Letterman's show, when her disjointed, rambling answers led many to speculate that she was on drugs. She denied that, blaming her strange behavior on questionable advice from her mother to be playful and have a good time.

Born Feb. 2, 1947, in Corpus Christi, Texas, she was named Mary Farrah Leni Fawcett by her mother, who said she added the Farrah because it sounded good with Fawcett. She was less than a month old when she underwent surgery to remove a digestive tract tumor with which she was born.

After attending Roman Catholic grade school and W.B. Ray High School, Fawcett enrolled at the University of Texas at Austin. Fellow students voted her one of the 10 most beautiful people on the campus and her photos were eventually spotted by movie publicist David Mirisch, who suggested she pursue a film career. After overcoming her parents' objections, she agreed.

Soon she was appearing in such TV shows as "The Flying Nun," "I Dream of Jeannie" and "The Partridge Family."

Lee Majors became both her boyfriend and her adviser on career matters, and they married in 1973. She dropped his last name from hers after they divorced in 1982.

By then she had already begun her long relationship with Ryan O'Neal. Both Redmond and Ryan O'Neal have grappled with drug and legal problems in recent years.

Farrah Fawcett

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In Memory

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson, the "King of Pop" who reigned over the music world like no other, died Thursday as he prepared for a comeback bid to vanquish nightmare years of sexual scandal and financial calamity. He was 50.

Jackson's death brought a tragic end to a long, bizarre, sometimes farcical decline from his peak in the 1980s, when he was popular music's premier all-around performer, a uniter of black and white music who shattered the race barrier on MTV, dominated the charts and dazzled even more on stage.

His 1982 album "Thriller" - which included the blockbuster hits "Beat It," "Billie Jean" and "Thriller" - is the best-selling album of all time, with an estimated 50 million copies sold worldwide.

The public first knew him as a boy in the late 1960s, when he was the precocious, spinning lead singer of the Jackson 5, the singing group he formed with his four older brothers out of Gary, Ind. Among their No. 1 hits were "I Want You Back," "ABC" and "I'll Be There."

Jackson ranked alongside Elvis Presley and the Beatles as the biggest pop sensations of all time. He united two of music's biggest names when he was briefly married to Presley's daughter, Lisa Marie, and Jackson's death immediately evoked comparisons to that of Presley himself, who died at age 42 in 1977.

As years went by, Jackson became an increasingly freakish figure - a middle-aged man-child weirdly out of touch with grown-up life. His skin became lighter, his nose narrower, and he spoke in a breathy, girlish voice. He often wore a germ mask while traveling, kept a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles as one of his closest companions, and surrounded himself with children at his Neverland ranch, a storybook playland filled with toys, rides and animals. The tabloids dubbed him "Wacko Jacko."

Michael Joseph Jackson was born Aug. 29, 1958, in Gary. He was 4 years old when he began singing with his brothers - Marlon, Jermaine, Jackie and Tito - in the Jackson 5. After his early success with bubblegum soul, he struck out on his own, generating innovative, explosive, unstoppable music.

The peak may have come in 1983, when Motown celebrated its 25th anniversary with an all-star televised concert and Jackson moonwalked off with the show, joining his brothers for a medley of old hits and then leaving them behind with a pointing, crouching, high-kicking, splay-footed, crotch-grabbing run through "Billie Jean."

By then he had cemented his place in pop culture. He got the plum Scarecrow role in the 1978 movie musical "The Wiz," a pop-R&B version of "The Wizard of Oz," that starred Diana Ross as Dorothy.

During production of a 1984 Pepsi commercial, Jackson's scalp sustains burns when an explosion sets his hair on fire.

Jackson's 13 No. 1 one hits on the Billboard charts put him behind only Presley, the Beatles and Mariah Carey, Werde said.

Michael Jackson

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A black velvet painting titled "The Unicorn Combover" is shown at Velveteria: The Museum of Velvet Paintings in Portland, Oregon June 24, 2009. The piece is one of the most popular in the museum which was started by Carl Baldwin and Caren Anderson in 2005 and now houses more than 350 pieces out of about 2,000 velvet paintings in their whole collection.
Photo by Richard Clement

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