BartCop Entertainment Archives - Friday, 22 May, 2020

Friday

22 May, 2020

(Updated Daily)

[665 days in a row]



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Presenting

Michael Egan






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Mike Pence Plans Gigantic National Exorcism to Combat Coronavirus - Michael Egan, Humor Times











Editorial and Political Cartoons



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Trivia Question of the Day


The Hugo Award, named after Hugo Gernsback, is widely considered the premier award in what endeavor?


                                  



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Throwback Thursday Trivia Question from Yesterday


In this 1975 fad, what object was marketed like a live pet, in custom cardboard boxes, complete with straw and breathing holes, and a 32-page official training manual?


       Pet Rock                                                      Source


Pet Rock is a collectible toy made in 1975 by advertising executive Gary Dahl. Pet Rocks are smooth stones from Mexico's Rosarito Beach. They were marketed like live pets, in custom cardboard boxes, complete with straw and breathing holes. The fad lasted about six months, ending after a short increase in sales during the Christmas season of December 1975. Although by February 1976 they were discounted due to lower sales, Dahl sold over 1 million Pet Rocks for $4 each, and became a millionaire.

Dahl's biggest expense was the die-cutting and manufacture of the boxes. The rocks only cost one cent each, and the straw was nearly free. For the initial run of booklets, Dahl had a printing job for a client, and "tacked" the pet rock booklet onto the main job. This resulted in a batch requiring only a cut and trim, at almost no cost to him.

A 32-page official training manual titled The Care and Training of Your Pet Rock was included, with instructions on how to properly raise and care for one's new Pet Rock (notably lacking instructions for feeding, bathing, and so on). The instruction manual contained gags, puns and jokes, and listed several commands that could be taught to the new pet. While "sit" and "stay" were effortless to accomplish, "roll over" usually required a little extra help from the trainer. "Come," "stand" and "shake hands" were found to be near-impossible to teach; however, "attack" was fairly simple (also with some additional help from the owner's force)        Source







Mark. was first, and correct, with:
   Pet Rock.



Randall wrote:
   Pet Rocks





Alan J answered:
   Pet Rock.



mj said:
   They were very easy to train
  Stay and play dead were especially easy. They didn't leave "presents" on the carpet. Feeding was cheap. Reproduction was facilitated by a sharp blow from a hammer. The Pet Rock was a faithful companion.




Dave responded:
   Pet Rock. I didn't have one but I think that is the answer. And Wikipedia says I'm correct. I guess in 1975 I had too much going on with my life (work, college and occasional sleep) to pay any attention to adopting any pet- much less a stupid freakin' rock. A lot of drug abuse back then, which might explain why anybody would buy one. The fad lasted about 6 months and made the clown who promoted pet rocks a millionaire.





zorch replied:
   The Pet Rock.



Cal in Vermont wrote:
   These would be pet rocks. Five (5) million of them were sold (!) for $3.95 each in six months. I bet this was the work of a hippie pot smoker, because who else would come up with something like this, in hopes of getting rich quick, which he surely did. I also bet it took him a week to quit laughing and get busy.



Jacqueline said:
   I never had one, but is it the pet Rock?



Adam answered:
   Rocks



Mac Mac replied:
   Pet Rock. Still have mine, he ran away, but the never Trump sign in my window brought him home in just a few days.



Jon L responded:
   Pet Rock



Roy, still isolating in Tyler, TX wrote:
   Original Pet Rock approved by the creator Gary Dahl in the 1970s, was the perfect fun novelty gift for retired parents or kids Perfect desk pet and friend that will be your "ROCK" through life's hardest moments 100% rock solid guarantee! I imagine he made a bundle of dough off this thing.





David of Moon Valley said:
   just guessing
  ...but i'm going with that whole Pet Rock thing....(there's one hole i gratefully avoided falling into...sheesh...)




Jim from CA, retired to ID, answered:
   Owned one.....Pet Rock



Stephen F responded:
   Pet Rock



Micki replied:
   Pet Rock. Did anyone actually buy one?



Harry M. said:
   Pet Rock



Deborah, the Master Gardener, wrote:
   I'm going with a WAG: Pet rock. Hard pass.
  Lovely spring weather, still, with some warming up over the weekend. I can't believe we're already at Memorial Day weekend. What happened to March? April? #quarantinebrain




John I from Hawai`i says,
   Pet Rock



Dave in Tucson answered:
   Sounds like you're describing a Pet Rock.



Billy in Cypress U$A replied:
   I first thought of "Chia pet", but then remembered the "Pet Rock" which started the whole "Phony Pet" craze. Now, we have a "Pet POTUS" marketing campaign instead. It comes in a life-size White House filled with orange shit and topped by yellow hair, but it has a very high price tag and only maga-idiots are buying it on the installment plan of all their money and lives for eternity.



Daniel in The City responded:
   Pet Rocks



Kevin K. in Washington, DC, took the day off.
  
Barbara, of Peppy Tech fame took the day off.
  
Ed K took the day off.
  
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Michelle in AZ took the day off.
  
Doug in Albuquerquem New Mexico, took the day off.
  
Rosemary in Columbus took the day off.
  
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Steve in Wonderful Sacramento, CA, took the day off.
  
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Peter W took the day off.
  
Brian S. took the day off.
  
Gene took the day off.
  
Tony K. took the day off.
  
Noel S. took the day off.
  
James of Alhambra took the day off.
  


BttbBob   has returned to semi-retired status.
  
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BRUCE'S RECOMMENDATION

BANDCAMP MUSIC

BRUCE'S RECOMMENDATION OF BANDCAMP MUSIC

Music: "John Henry was a Steel Drivin' Man" from the album GHOSTS OF WEST VIRGINIA

Artist: Steve Earle and the Dukes

Artist Location: Nashville, Tennessee

Info: This album's songs tell the stories of coal miners.

Price: $1 (USD) for track; $10 (USD) for 10-track album.

Genre: Americana, Folk, Country

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Reader Suggestion

Michelle in AZ


'All the psychoses of US history': how America is victim-blaming the coronavirus dead | World news | The Guardian


QAnon-Loving GOP Senate Candidate Abandons Conspiracy After National Ridicule


What does Trump mean by "war president"? He's really the leader of a death cult | Salon.com


Lindsey Graham's latest effort to embarrass the Obama administration backfires spectacularly


'Human parking spots' descend on SF's Dolores Park to keep people apart


Defying state coronavirus order, a thousand pastors plan to hold in-person services for Pentecost - Los Angeles Times


Amazon Prime 'Homecoming': Stick with Season 2 at your peril - Los Angeles Times


Experts Worry Trump's Hydroxychloroquine Claims Could Have Major Consequences | HuffPost


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The Psychology Behind Why People Believe Coronavirus Conspiracy Theories | HuffPost Life


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Spike Lee and the Battlefield of American History - The New York Times


The CDC has gone silent. Its voice must be restored. - The Washington Post


Republicans are realizing the crisis is pulling them toward disaster - The Washington Post


Michelle Obama is stepping into the 2020 election with a program to boost voter turnout - The Washington Post


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The Day Weld County, Colorado, Lost Dr. Mark Wallace, Its Own Dr. Fauci


A Trump election conspiracy collapses


Trump moves openly to steal the election: Democrats should impeach him again | Salon.com


White House blocks CDC guidance for reopening churches to avoid alienating religious leaders: report | Salon.com


"Jane Roe" and the Anti-Abortion Movement Built on Lies | GQ


US critics of stay-at-home orders tied to fossil fuel funding | Environment | The Guardian


This pandemic threatens to undo what generations of feminists have fought for | Moira Donegan | Opinion | The Guardian


The U.S. coal industry is rapidly dying, and it will never recover


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Mask required. Period.


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     Long, but vital and EXCELLENT read!!


Unhinged pandemic denialist arrested in attempt to steal copter, attack hospital to 'free' patients


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New Venture

Michael Egan




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from Bruce

Anecdotes


Problem-Solving

• The Rolling Stones occasionally go on worldwide tours, for which they warm up by playing at a small venue. In 1981, at a nightclub in Worcester, Massachusetts, the Stones played in front of 275 fans instead of their usual many thousands. Of course, many more fans showed up than could get inside the nightclub, meaning that police also showed up en mass. Fortunately, the police handled the situation well. They simply opened the doors of the nightclub so that the Stones' music could be heard, and the fans danced rather than rioted.


• Bluegrass vocalist Rhonda Vincent keeps talented musicians around her, including learned drummer James Stroud. Often, she likes a lighter sound for the drums, one that sometimes involves drumming on cardboard boxes with brushes. Mr. Stroud continued in that vein in order to get a light percussive sound: He used Pizza Hut boxes. Ms. Vincent says, "James checked out all their pizza boxes for the right tone - small, medium and large [pizza boxes]. He chose the medium. And, no, it was not deep-dish."


• At one time, songs were expected to be short and radio DJs would not play long songs. The Righteous Brothers' great song "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" was 3 minutes and 45 seconds long, but Phil Spector insisted that the label on the single inaccurately say that the single was 3 minutes and 5 seconds long because he was afraid that DJs would not play the single if they knew how long it actually was.


• In the Broadway musical Red, Hot, and Blue!, Ethel Merman was supposed to sing the lyric, "Here I sit above the town in my pet pailletted gown" - paillettes are long, narrow spangles. She wanted to wear a pailletted gown while singing the song, but the producer protested that a pailletted gown would cost $1,000. Ms. Merman replied, "No gown, no song." The producer paid for the dress.


• Very early in his career, Russian bass Feodor Chaliapine knew a chorus singer named Sessin, who used a remarkable means to keep from going hungry. Whenever he was low on food and had no money to buy any, he found himself a fiancée, and he would eat with her and her family, and sometimes even borrow money from her family. Oddly, Sessin never seemed to marry any of his fiancées.


• Working-class people are often good problem-solvers. While investigating the Berlin punk music scene for High Times magazine, journalist Victor Bockris slept late following a night of partying. The hotel maids wanted to clean his room, but they couldn't while he was sleeping, so to wake him up, outside his room they turned on six vacuum cleaners. This solved their problem very quickly.


• Conductor Serge Koussevitzky wanted to be the first to conduct Ravel's Bolero in America, and he managed to do so although two other conductors were supposed to give the piece at the same time, although in other cities. Mr. Koussevitzky made sure that he was first to conduct the piece by starting a few minutes early.


• French showgirl Mistinguett could not sing well, so she compensated by doing other things. Once when she was singing, a man in the audience yelled, "Higher," so Mistinguett lifted her skirt up and asked, "How much higher do you want me to go?" The theater manager was pleased by her action and gave her a raise.



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Bonus Links

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A Tale of Two Pandemics | Robert Reich


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Noam Chomsky: Mitch McConnell is "the real evil genius" of the Trump administration | Salon


'Bill Gates Wants Us to Get It': The Deranged Scene at Trump's Ford Factory Tour | Daily Beast


A Trump election conspiracy collapses | Politico


Celebs including Julia Roberts, Hugh Jackman let health experts take over their social media to talk COVID-19 | The Hill


What does Trump mean by "war president"? He's really the leader of a death cult | Salon


Overwhelmed and Losing, Trump Is Melting down in a Narcissistic Rage | Smirking Chimp


Senior officials advised against Trump emergency arms sales to Saudis | Politico


Mike Pompeo contradicts himself while trying to explain why he pushed out State Department watchdog | Salon


Senate confirms Ratcliffe as Trump's intelligence director | Politico


Mark Cuban calls out Trump on Sean Hannity's Fox News show: "He always plays the victim card" | Salon


University of California eliminates SAT/ACT requirement | Politico





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Reader Comment

Current Events


Start digging the trenches for mass burials:

Trump Says He Won't Close the Country If Second Wave of Coronavirus Hits

Donald Trump on Thursday said "we are not closing our country" if the United States is hit by a second wave of coronavirus infections.







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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD


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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Gas is up to $2.65/gal.



Tonight, Friday:

CBS begins the night with a RERUN 'MacGyver', followed by a RERUN 'Magnum PU', then a RERUN 'Blue Bloods'.
On a RERUN Stephen Colbert (from 4/22/20) are Nathan Lane and José Andrés.
On a RERUN James Corden, OBE, (from 4/15/20) are Yuval Noah Harari and Lewis Capaldi.



NBC starts the night with a RERUN 'Celebrity Escape Room', followed by 'Dateline'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Fallon are Jennifer Lopez, Henry Winkler, and Twenty One Pilots.
On a RERUN Seth Meyers (from 6/23/15) are Colin Farrell, Matt Bomer, and Maria Bartiromo.
On a RERUN Lilly Singh (from 4/29/20) are Adam Conover and Deon Cole.



ABC opens the night with a RERUN 'Shark Tank', followed by '20/20'.
On a RERUN Jimmy Kimmel it's TBA.



The CW offers a FRESH 'Masters Of Illusion', followed by a RERUN 'Masters Of Illusion', then a RERUN 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?', followed by another RERUN 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?'.



Faux fills the night with FRESH 'WWE Friday Night SmackDown'.



MY recycles an old 'CSI: Miami', followed by another old 'CSI: Miami'.



A&E has 'Live PD', followed by a FRESH 'Live PD: Rewind', then a FRESH 'Live PD'.



AMC offers the movie 'GI Jane', followed by a FRESH 'Friday Night In With The Morgans', then the movie 'Ghost'.



BBC  -   
 [6:00AM]   STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - Code of Honor
 [7:00AM]   STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - The Last Outpost
 [8:00AM]   STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - Where No One Has Gone Before
 [9:00AM]   STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - Lonely Among Us
 [10:00AM]   STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - Justice
 [11:00AM]   STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - The Battle
 [12:00PM]   STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - Hide and Q
 [1:00PM]   STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - Haven
 [2:00PM]   STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - The Big Goodbye
 [3:00PM]   STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - Datalore
 [4:00PM]   STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - Angel One
 [5:00PM]   STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - 11001001
 [6:00PM]   STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - Too Short a Season
 [7:00PM]   THE TRANSPORTER
 [9:00PM]   TRANSPORTER 2
 [11:00PM]   THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW - Actor Will Ferrell; actor Mark Ruffalo; actors Paul Mescal and Daisy Edgar-Jones; actor Billy Porter.
 [11:40PM]   THE TRANSPORTER
 [1:41AM]   TRANSPORTER 2
 [3:42AM]   GREAT BEAR STAKEOUT
 [4:43AM]   GREAT BEAR STAKEOUT
 [5:44AM]   HIDDEN HABITATS - Amazon    (ALL TIMES EST)



Bravo has 'Real Housewives Of BH', and another 'Real Housewives Of BH'.



Comedy Central has 'South Park', another 'South Park', 2 hours of old 'Tosh.0', and 'Patton Oswald: Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time'.



FX has the movie 'Red Sparrow', followed by the movie 'AKA Jane Roe'.



History has all old 'Ancient Aliens' all night.



IFC  -   
 [6:00A]   Silent House
 [8:00A]   Evil Dead
 [10:00A]   Halloween II
 [12:15P]   Lake Placid
 [2:00P]   That '70s Show
 [2:30P]   That '70s Show
 [3:00P]   That '70s Show
 [3:30P]   That '70s Show
 [4:00P]   That '70s Show
 [4:30P]   That '70s Show
 [5:00P]   That '70s Show
 [5:30P]   That '70s Show
 [6:00P]   Two and a Half Men
 [6:30P]   Two and a Half Men
 [7:00P]   Two and a Half Men
 [7:30P]   Two and a Half Men
 [8:00P]   Two and a Half Men
 [8:30P]   Two and a Half Men
 [9:00P]   Two and a Half Men
 [9:30P]   Two and a Half Men
 [10:00P]   Two and a Half Men
 [10:30P]   Two and a Half Men
 [11:00P]   Two and a Half Men
 [11:30P]   Two and a Half Men
 [12:00A]   Two and a Half Men
 [12:30A]   Two and a Half Men
 [1:00A]   That '70s Show
 [1:30A]   That '70s Show
 [2:00A]   That '70s Show
 [2:30A]   That '70s Show
 [3:00A]   That '70s Show
 [3:30A]   That '70s Show
 [4:00A]   Lake Placid
 [5:45A]   The Three Stooges - Pardon My Scotch    (ALL TIMES EST)



Sundance  -   
 [6:25am]   The Andy Griffith Show
 [7:00am]   The Andy Griffith Show
 [7:30am]   The Andy Griffith Show
 [8:00am]   The Andy Griffith Show
 [8:30am]   The Shakiest Gun in the West
 [11:00am]   The Ghost and Mr. Chicken
 [1:00pm]   Law & Order
 [2:00pm]   Law & Order
 [3:00pm]   Law & Order
 [4:00pm]   Law & Order
 [5:00pm]   Law & Order
 [6:00pm]   Law & Order
 [7:00pm]   Law & Order
 [8:00pm]   Law & Order
 [9:00pm]   Law & Order
 [10:00pm]   Law & Order
 [11:00pm]   Law & Order
 [12:00am]   The Split - Episode 2
 [1:22am]   Law & Order
 [2:21am]   Law & Order
 [3:20am]   The Split
 [4:40am]   The Andy Griffith Show
 [5:15am]   The Andy Griffith Show
 [5:50am]   The Andy Griffith Show     (ALL TIMES EST)



SyFy has the movie 'Harry Potter & The Chamber Of Secrets', followed by hours and hours of old 'Futurama'.



TCM:
 [7:00 AM]      Blackmail (1939)
 [8:30 AM]      Soylent Green (1973)
 [10:15 AM]      Morning Glory (1933) [ *Pre-Hayes Code* ]
 [11:45 AM]      The Actress (1953)
 [1:30 PM]      The Star (1953)
 [3:15 PM]      Inside Daisy Clover (1965)
 [5:30 PM]      The Legend Of Lylah Clare (1968)
 [8:00 PM]      Mad Monster Party (1967)
 [10:00 PM]      The Daydreamer (1966)
 [12:00 AM]      The Wacky World of Mother Goose (1967)
 [1:30 AM]      Nursery Rhyme Mysteries (1943)
 [2:00 AM]      The Harder They Come (1972)
 [4:00 AM]      Eraserhead (1977)
 [5:45 AM]      The House in the Middle (1954)    (ALL TIMES EST)



Saturday   -  05/23/20

TCM:
 [6:00 AM]      Drums Along the Mohawk (1939)
 [8:00 AM]      Captain Caution (1940)
 [9:30 AM]      Glory (1989)
 [11:45 AM]      Sergeant York (1941)
 [2:00 PM]      D-Day the Sixth of June (1956)
 [4:00 PM]      The Steel Helmet (1951)
 [5:30 PM]      The Green Berets (1968)
 [8:00 PM]      Casablanca (1942)
 [10:00 PM]      Waterloo Bridge (1940)
 [12:00 AM]      Cornered (1946)
 [2:00 AM]      Uncertain Glory (1944)
 [3:45 AM]      Edge of Darkness (1943)    (ALL TIMES EST)




Antenna TV - Johnny Carson (from 05/21/74) - Bob Hope, Michael Landon, Freddie Prinze, Don Rickles and Carol Wayne.

Bounce TV

BUZZR

CHARGE!

Comet TV

Cozi TV

Dabl

Decades TV Network

Escape

Find Justice - Justice Network

FNX - First Nations Experience

Get TV

Grit - Television With Backbone - Grit

Heroes and Icons

ION Television - Positively Entertaining

Laff - You Know You Want To. - Laff

Me-TV

MOVIES! TV Network

Quest Television Network

RTV - The Retro Television Network

Start TV

TBD - Schedule

the works

This TV





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NASA Names Next Space Telescope

Dr. Nancy Grace Roman

NASA just named a powerful new space telescope for the woman who masterminded the existence of such observatories in the first place.

Dr. Nancy Grace Roman spent 21 years at NASA developing and launching space-based observatories that studied the Sun, deep space, and Earth's atmosphere. She most famously worked to develop the concepts behind the Hubble Space Telescope, which just spent its 30th year in orbit.

Roman earned the nickname "mother of Hubble" for her role in pushing for that telescope. When it launched in 1990, Hubble became the first of NASA's "great observatories," which are designed to push the limits of human knowledge about the cosmos.

Roman also served as NASA's first Chief of Astronomy, making her the first woman to hold an executive position at the agency. She died in 2018.

The Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope will hunt for new planets and dark energy

Dr. Nancy Grace Roman

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'Some Good News'

John Krasinski

ViacomCBS has struck a deal to acquire Some Good News, the digital series created and hosted by John Krasinski during the COVID-19 shutdown. Under terms of the deal, the series format and short-form content will appear across a number of Viacom and CBS properties, as a regular on CBS All Access and then linear.

Krasinski aboard to executive produce. He will no longer host the show but will be involved on-air in some capacity, according to Deadline sources.

The series, created to spread some cheer amid the pandemic and the nation's stay-at-home orders, won a Special Achievement Webby Award earlier this week.

Krasinski created the SGN, which he produced with his Sunday Night banner partner Allyson Seeger. It launched March 30 on YouTube. Recording in front of a colourful 'SGN' sign - "my daughter's made it," he told debut guest Steve Carell - Krasinski informed viewers he was attempting to inject optimism into the current climate with a show dedicated entirely to positive news stories.

John Krasinski

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Renews 13 Series

ABC

ABC has renewed 13 more series for 2020-21, eight of them scripted, including freshmen Stumptown and mixed-ish.

The broadcast network has picked up American Housewife, black-ish, The Conners, The Goldbergs, A Million Little Things, mixed-ish, The Rookie, Stumptown; reality stalwarts The Bachelor, Dancing with the Stars and Shark Tank; as well as the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire revival and newsmagazine 20/20.

They join previously renewed flagship Grey's Anatomy, which is in the middle of a two-season pickup, spinoff Station 19, The Good Doctor, American Idol, America's Funniest Home Videos, as well as newly picked up scripted series Big Sky, from David E. Kelley, and Kari Lizer's Call Your Mother and the recently ordered Supermarket Sweep reboot. This takes it to a total of 22 shows confirmed for the upcoming season.

Freshmen For Life and The Baker and the Beauty remain on the bubble, while Emergence, Single Parents, Schooled, Bless This Mess and Kids Say The Darndest Things have been canceled.

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Colors of the World

Crayola Crayons

Crayola wants every child to be able to color themselves and the people they love by using crayons that accurately mirror them. That's why the brand has created the Colors of the World crayons, a box that includes 24 new specially formulated colors that were designed to represent over 40 global skin tones.

The crayons were cultivated to be more inclusive of all races, cultures, and ethnicities. To make sure they were accurate developing the colors, Crayola partnered with Victor Casale, former chief chemist at MAC Cosmetics and current CEO of MOB Beauty, to develop the colors over 8 months.

The side panels of the box have color references, so kids can easily find the shade they need. Crayola said that they purposely have realistic color names, such as Light Golden, Deep Almond, and Medium Deep Rose.

The Colors of the World crayons come in a 24-count at Crayola, and there's an exclusive 32-count box at Walmart and its website. The 32 crayons include the 24 new skin tone colors, as well as four hair- and four eye-color crayons. You can sign up for an alert that will ping you when the 24-count becomes available, and the 32-count is available for pre-order on Walmart now and it will be shipped in July.

Crayola Crayons

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Divided by COVID-19

America

As America's response to the coronavirus pandemic splits along partisan lines, a Reuters analysis may help explain why: Death rates in Democratic areas are triple those in Republican ones.

By Wednesday, U.S. counties that voted for Democrat Hillary Clinton in the 2016 presidential election reported 39 coronavirus deaths per 100,000 residents, according to an analysis of demographic and public health data.

In counties that voted for Republican Donald Trump, 13 of every 100,000 people had died from the virus.

The uneven impact reflects the disproportionate toll the infectious disease has taken in densely packed Democratic-voting cities like New York. Rural areas and far-flung suburbs that typically back Republicans have not seen as direct an impact.

The pattern holds beyond New York, the epicenter of the U.S. outbreak. Democratic counties in 36 of the 50 U.S. states collectively reported higher death rates than Republican counties.

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Stone Age Hunters

Schöningen

Archaeologists have discovered the nearly complete skeleton of an enormous, now-extinct elephant that lived about 300,000 years ago in what is now the northern German town of Schöningen, according to new research.

Although this elephant - the Eurasian straight-tusked elephant (Palaeoloxodon antiquus) - likely died of old age, meat-eaters promptly devoured it; bite marks on its bones suggest that carnivores feasted on the dead beast, and flint flakes and bone tools found near the elephant indicate that humans scavenged whatever was left, the researchers said.

"The Stone Age hunters probably cut meat, tendons and fat from the carcass," project researcher Jordi Serangeli, head of the excavation in Schöningen, said in a statement.

Researchers have found the remains of at least 10 elephants dating to the Lower Paleolithic - also known as the Old Stone Age (about 3 million to 300,000 years ago) - over the past several years at Schöningen. But this new find is by far the most complete. The remains include 7.5-foot-long (2.3 meters) tusks - which are 125% longer than the average 6-foot-long (1.8 m) tusk of a modern African elephant, according to Encyclopedia Britannica. The researchers also found the complete lower jaw, numerous vertebrae and ribs, large bones from three of its four legs and all five of its delicate hyoid bones, which are found in the neck and help support the tongue and voice box.

This P. antiquus elephant had a shoulder height of about 10.5 feet (3.2 m) and would have weighed about 7.5 tons (6.8 metric tons). "It was therefore larger than today's African elephant cows," Verheijen said.

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Make Plants Bloom?

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When their pollen supply runs short, bumblebees bore tiny half-moon-shaped holes in the leaves of flowering plants, causing blooms to appear weeks ahead of schedule.

Bee-bitten plants bear flowers about two weeks to a month sooner than untouched plants, according to a new study, published today (May 21) in the journal Science. Researchers attempted to recreate these bee-bite patterns using metal forceps and a razor, but even then, the damage inflicted by bees boosted flower production more effectively than the scientists could; bee-bitten plants bloomed eight to 25 days before the artificially damaged ones did, depending on the plant species.

Some plant species flower early in response to drought, or in response to infections caused by certain pathogens, but few studies have explored how animal behaviors might prompt plants to bloom early, said study author Mark Mescher, a professor of environmental systems science at ETH Zürich. Mescher and his coauthor Consuelo De Moraes, a professor of biocommunication and ecology at ETH Zürich, spotted bumblebees munching on leaves during an unrelated experiment, and they wondered why.

In early laboratory experiments, buff-tailed bumblebees (Bombus terrestris) appeared to ramp up this biting behavior when deprived of pollen, a key food source for both bee larvae and the worker bees themselves, the authors noted. To test the hypothesis, the team deprived one group of worker bees of pollen for three days, while a different group was provided "abundant pollen resources." When released into enclosures full of flowerless tomato and black mustard plants, the deprived bees began nibbling at the leaves with gusto. The satiated group, in contrast, inflicted only minor amounts of leaf damage.

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The Scream

Edvard Munch

Edvard Munch's The Scream is one of the most iconic paintings of the modern era, inspiring silkscreen prints by Andy Warhol, the killer's mask in the 1996 film Scream, and the appearance of an alien race known as The Silence in Doctor Who, among other pop culture tributes. But the canvas is showing alarming signs of degradation. That damage is not the result of exposure to light, but humidity-specifically, from the breath of museum visitors, perhaps as they lean in to take a closer look at the master's brushstrokes. That's the conclusion of a new study in the journal Science Advances by an international team of scientists hailing from Belgium, Italy, the US, and Brazil.

There are actually several versions of The Scream, each unique: two paintings-one painted in 1893, and another version painted around 1910-plus two pastels, a number of lithographic prints, and a handful of drawings and sketches. The inspiration for the painting was a particularly spectacular sunset that the artist witnessed while out for a walk. Munch noted the incident in a January 22, 1892 diary entry:

One evening I was walking along a path, the city was on one side and the fjord below. I felt tired and ill. I stopped and looked out over the fjord-the sun was setting, and the clouds turning blood red. I sensed a scream passing through nature; it seemed to me that I heard the scream. I painted this picture, painted the clouds as actual blood. The color shrieked. This became The Scream.

Some astronomers believe this sunset was likely an after-effect of the 1883 eruption of Mount Krakatoa in Indonesia; reports of similarly intense sunsets were made in several parts of the Western Hemisphere during several months in 1883 and 1884. Other scholars dismiss this notion, arguing that Munch was not known for painting literal renderings of things he had seen. An alternative explanation is that the red skies were the result of nacreous clouds common to that particular latitude. But the spot where Munch most likely witnessed the sunset has been identified: a road overlooking Oslo from the hill of Ekeberg.

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