BartCop Entertainment Archives - Friday, 2 May, 2008

Friday

2 May, 2008

(Updated Daily)

[279 days in a row]

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On Fifth 'Anniversary,' Bush Declares 'Missionary Position Accomplished'


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

"Media Matters"; by Jamison Foser (mediamatters.org)
As Media Matters has repeatedly documented, the media have largely given McCain a pass on his possible law-breaking -- and even continue to tout him as a paragon of campaign finance virtue.


Graham Hays: Central Washington offers the ultimate act of sportsmanship (sports.espn.go.com)
Western Oregon senior Sara Tucholsky had never hit a home run in her career. Central Washington senior Mallory Holtman was already her school's career leader in them. But when a twist of fate and a torn knee ligament brought them face to face with each other and face to face with the end of their playing days, they combined on a home run trot that celebrated the collective human spirit far more than individual athletic achievement.


Emine Saner: Is brain training really the best way to boost your IQ? (lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk)
According to a new American study, computer-based brain training can improve IQ beyond becoming better at practised tasks.


Annalee Newitz: User-Generated Censorship
Thanks to new, collaborative, social media networks, it's easier than ever for people to get together and destroy freedom of expression. They're going DIY from the bottom up -- instead of the way old-school censors used to do it, from the top down. Call it user-generated censorship.


Mark Morford: Laura Bush, docile doormat (sfgate.com)
Behold, the ideal Republican wife: Prim, sexless, nearly useless, lets the men do the real thinkin'. Hot!


Jim Hightower: IRAQ AUTHORITIES CRACK DOWN ON OUTLAWS (jimhightower.com)
Oh, ye cynics who decry George W's debacle in Iraq, let the news go forth that there has been a tremendous breakthrough for civil order in that war torn society. Yes, the gruesome bombings and kidnappings continue, mass corruption proceeds unimpeded, the fractious sectarian divides are unhealed, and the dysfunctional Iraqi government remains dependent on American largesse for the foreseeable future - but now there is progress in one important area: police authorities all across the country are cracking down on people who violate the seat belt laws.


Nicole Pasulka: Drop that salmon! (salon.com)
With the days of indiscriminate fish consumption long gone, food writer Taras Grescoe explains how to eat seafood ethically. (Hint: Order mussels; skip shrimp.)


Beth Quinn: Matchmaker to the producers, scoopers (recordonline.com)
Talk about stepping in it.


Greg Kot: Sly Stone says he's ready to step back into the spotlight (Chicago Tribune)
The phone rings, and it's Sly Stone.


Margaret Welsh: Nick Lowe, a Maverick at 60 (Pittsburgh City Paper)
For someone who sees himself as relatively obscure, Lowe's been showing up a lot lately. Last June he released his 13th studio album, At My Age, and in February celebrated the 30th anniversary and reissue of his 1978 solo debut, Jesus of Cool.


Brent Baldwin: Behind the Scenes of 'Saturday Night Live' with Comedy Writer Bryan Tucker (Style Weekly)
The unseen workings of SNL are controlled chaos, the result of painstaking detail and hours of writing and rewriting. For Tucker, the funny white kid from the Virginia suburbs with a knack for riffing on hip-hop culture, it's the pinnacle.


Steven Rea: It's Super Year for once-troubled actor Robert Downey Jr., starting with 'Iron Man' (The Philadelphia Inquirer)
On Friday, "Iron Man"-easily one of the smartest, most satisfying comic-book superhero movies since Tim Burton's first "Batman"-opens across America. And Robert Downey Jr.'s the guy: As playboy industrialist Tony Stark, a billionaire inventor who transforms himself into an awesome armor-plated crimefighter, Downey puts the iron in irony. He's cool, he's tough, he's weird.


'We like our Venuses young' (arts.guardian.co.uk)
When Annie Leibovitz's picture of child star Miley Cyrus appeared in Vanity Fair her tween fans - and their parents - went ballistic. The naked back, the satin sheet, the damp hair ... how dare the innocent heroine of the hit series Hannah Montana look so provocative? Germaine Greer dissects the image itself, and we look at the people behind it: the photographer, Annie Leibovitz, and Disney, which markets the billion-dollar actor


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What's Really Behind Hillary's 'Testicular Fortitude'


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WHEN I WAS A BOY

IT WAS STRICTLY A GUY THING

2 GIRLS SKIPPING ROCKS

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(observing 2 ladies partaking in rock skipping....a heretofore male bonding ritual)

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Trivia Question Of The Day

Only 2 Saturday Night Live's have never been rerun. One was hosted by Louise Lasser. Who hosted the other?

   A:    Ed Asner
   B:    Milton Berle
   C:    Andrew 'Dice' Clay
   D:    Rudy Guiliani
   E:    O.J. Simpson


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Trivia Question from Yesterday

Who was the first center square when Hollywood Squares premiered on NBC (October 17, 1966)?

   A:    Lucille Ball
  B:    Ernest Borgnine
   C:    Paul Lynde
   D:    Rose Marie
   E:    Agnes Moorehead                 Source

Ernest Borgnine was the first center square when Hollywood Squares premiered on NBC on October 17, 1966. Paul Lynde appeared the second week but didn't appear in his permanent center square position until the fall of 1968.





Vic in Alaska finally checked in, was first, and correct, with:
   I"MMMM BAAAAACK!!! Trivia beware
  Vic's back from life on the mean streets of Los Anchorage to tell you the answer is B: Ernest Borgnine




mj answered:
   I recall the cast of The Dick Van Dyke show being well represented. They needed people who were either good at improve or with writing experience to make it work. I'll go with D, Rose Marie.



Alan J replied:
   Ernest Borgnine



Sally wrote:
   Ernest Borgnine (B) was the first center square when Hollywood Squares premiered on NBC (October 17, 1966). Paul Lynde followed shortly after Mr Merman (if Earnest and Ethel had tied the shortly-lived knot at that time) occupied HIS square!
  PS Well, I guess DannyD and I struck out with yesterday's question. But it's only because I was still verclamped by the Midwestern plaster-of-Paris deer, and DannyD by reliving his terror of living in Georgia and having to protect HIS POP deer, "each of which would have at least two or three large buckshot holes in them, or for the little ones, perhaps half a missing head."
  "Hold your head up high my friend, I'm sure you were traumatized when living there among those local, 'kill BAMBI' hunters..." :)
  PPS Any word from Vic in Alaska - last heard from living in a computerless, cold, trailer in the wilderness? I'm worried about him!




MAM     responded:
   Q. Do female frogs croak?
  A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.




And, Marian the Teacher said:
   Ernest Borgnine


  


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PURPLE GENE.......POLITICALLY SPEAKING

Hillary Faces Bill



HILLARY KICKS BILL OREILLY'S ASS.....OR DOES SHE?

I OFTEN TUNE IN BILL OREILLY"S FOX FAUX NEWS SHOW ..."THE FACTOR" WITH IT'S PURPORTED "FAIR AND BALANCED" POLITICAL PUNDITRY.

I HAD ORIGINALLY, AFTER SEEING THE FIRST SEGMENT, BECAME INCENSED WITH HILLARY CLINTON FOR SUBMITTING TO GOING ON THE SHOW AND FACING OFF WITH THE BIGGEST JERK ON CABLE......

I WAS PARTIALLY WRONG....BECAUSE FIESTY HILLARY WAS SUPERB AT DEFLECTING, DISARMING AND RE-EDUCATING THE EVIL BILL ON THE REALITIES OF HER POSITIONS....SHE ACTUALLY SCORED POINTS......

BUT WAS IT WORTH IT...CONSIDERING HIS AUDIENCE....?

BARRACK OBAMA, ON THE OTHER HAND, APPPEARED WITH HIS WIFE, MICHELLE, ON NBC'S "TODAY SHOW" HOSTED BY MEREDITH VIERRA.....WITH A MUCH MUCH BIGGER AUDIENCE.....

I ADMIT THAT I AM BECOMING INCREASINGLY DEPRESSED BY SEEING THE DEMOCRATS EATING THEMSELVES ...MUCH TO THE PLEASURE OF THE FAR RIGHT...

I ALSO ADMIT THAT HILLARY HAS BEEN ABLE TO CAPALIZE ON THE "BITTER"...THE "ELITE" AND THE "REVEREND WRIGHT" CHARGES AGAINST OBAMA.....

BUT CAN ANYTHING WARRANT GOING ON THE "FACTOR"????

I SAY NO....I DON'T THINK THIS MOVE WILL HELP HILLARY'S CAMPAIGN AT ALL.

PURPLE GENE


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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

WHOOPS!

MAYDAY!

SCUM!

BULLSHIT!

CODPIECE!

SUICIDE?

COVERUP!

JERK!

PARIAH!

YUCK!

CROOK!

FASCIST!

DUH!

LOSER!

KILLERS!

PRICELESS!

DRUNK!

GROOVY!

HORNY!

LESBOS!



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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny with a nice breeze.



Tonight, Friday:

CBS begins the night with a FRESH 'Ghost Whisperer', followed by a FRESH 'Moonlight', then a FRESH 'NUMB3RS'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Patrick Dempsey, Isabella Rossellini, and Nick Lowe.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Lake Bell and Kal Penn.

NBC starts the night with a RERUN 'Most Outrageous Moments', followed by another RERUN 'Most Outrageous Moments', then a 2-hour 'Dateline'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Sally Field, Jesse Ventura, and Sleepercar.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Matthew Broderick, Michelle Monaghan, and NASA contestant Brian Turner.
On a RERUN Carson 'The Scab' Daly (from 4/25/08) are Andrew Zimmerman and Matt Costa.

ABC opens the night with '20/20', followed by a FRESH 'Duel', then another unwatchable '20/20'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Terrence Howard, Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse, and Estelle.

The CW fills the night with a FRESH 'WWE Friday Night Steroid SmackDown!'.

Faux fills the night with the movie 'Are We There Yet?'.

MY here has LIVE 'MLB Baseball', with the Orioles visiting the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim California Angels.

PLEASE check local PBS listings for a FRESH 'Bill Moyers Journal', and a FRESH 'NOW With Bill Moyers David Brancaccio'.

A&E has all 'CSI: The 2nd One' all night.

AMC offers the movie 'In The Line Of Fire', followed by the movie 'Jurassic Park'.

BBC  -   
 [12:00 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 6
 [12:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 7
 [1:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep. 3 Walnut Tree
 [2:00 PM]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 11
 [3:00 PM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 30 Derby 6
 [3:30 PM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 31 Newark 38
 [4:00 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 2
 [4:30 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 3
 [5:00 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 8
 [5:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 9
 [6:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 2 The Fenwick Arms
 [7:00 PM]    BBC World News America
 [8:00 PM]    Coupling - Ep. 7 Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps
 [8:40 PM]    Coupling - Episode 1 - 9 1/2 Minutes
 [9:20 PM]    That Mitchell and Webb Look - Episode 1
 [10:00 PM]    Newsnight
 [11:00 PM]    Coupling - Ep. 7 Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps
 [11:40 PM]    Coupling - Episode 1 - 9 1/2 Minutes
 [12:20 AM]    That Mitchell and Webb Look - Episode 1
 [1:00 AM]    Coupling - Ep. 7 Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps
 [1:40 AM]    Coupling - Episode 1 - 9 1/2 Minutes
 [2:20 AM]    That Mitchell and Webb Look - Episode 1
 [3:00 AM]    Changing Rooms - Ep.7 Beckenham
 [3:30 AM]    Changing Rooms - Ep.8 Cheltenham
 [4:00 AM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 30 Derby 6
 [4:30 AM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 31 Newark 38
 [5:00 AM]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 5
 [5:30 AM]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 6
 [6:00 AM]    BBC World News    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has the movie 'The Golden Child', followed by the movie 'Beverly Hills Cop II'.

Comedy Central has 'Scrubs', another 'Scrubs', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Futurama', another 'Futurama', and 'George Lopez: Why You Crying?'.

FX has the movie 'Duplex', followed by the movie 'The Stepford Wives'.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Ax Men', 'Shockwave', and 'Battle 360'.

IFC  -   
 [07:20 AM]   The Slaughter Rule
 [09:25 AM]   IFC News Reports From the 2008 Tribeca Film Festival
 [09:30 AM]   Casa de los Babys
 [11:15 AM]   IFC News Special
 [11:30 AM]   Lantana
 [01:40 PM]   IFC News Reports From the 2008 Tribeca Film Festival
 [01:45 PM]   The Slaughter Rule
 [03:50 PM]   Casa de los Babys
 [05:35 PM]   Lantana
 [07:45 PM]   The Deep End
 [09:30 PM]   Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
 [10:55 PM]   IFC News Reports From the 2008 Tribeca Film Festival
 [11:00 PM]   Speed Grapher #9
 [11:30 PM]   Witchblade #18
 [12:00 AM]   Vengeance Is Mine
 [02:15 AM]   Speed Grapher #9
 [02:45 AM]   Witchblade #18
 [03:05 AM]   Vengeance Is Mine
 [05:20 AM]   Casa de los Babys    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has 'Stargate SG-1', 'The Sarah Jane Adventures', another 'The Sarah Jane Adventures', followed by a FRESH 'Doctor Who', and a FRESH 'Battlestar Galactica'.

Sundance  -        (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM spends most of the daylight hours with Bing Crosby, who was born on this day in 1903.
 [6:00 AM]      Chance At Heaven (1934)
 [7:15 AM]      Pennies From Heaven (1936)
 [8:45 AM]      The Bells Of St. Mary's (1945)
 [11:00 AM]      Road to Bali (1952)
 [12:45 PM]      The Country Girl (1954)
 [2:30 PM]      High Society (1956)
 [4:30 PM]      Man On Fire (1957)
 [6:15 PM]      The Road To Hong Kong (1962)

 [8:00 PM]      Tin Star (1957)
 [10:00 PM]      The Naked Spur (1953)
 [12:00 AM]      The Bounty Killer (1965)
 [2:00 AM]      Blacula (1972)
 [3:45 AM]      Scream Blacula Scream (1973)
 [5:30 AM]      Festival of Shorts #23 (1999)    (ALL TIMES EST)


Saturday  -  05/03/08

TCM provides a scattered smattering of films by Alfred Hitchcock.
 [6:00 AM]      Little Lord Fauntleroy (1936)
 [8:00 AM]      First Men in the Moon (1964)
 [10:00 AM]      The Saint In New York (1938)
 [11:15 AM]      The Saint Strikes Back (1939)
 [12:30 PM]      The 39 Steps (1935)
 [2:00 PM]      Marnie (1964)

 [4:15 PM]      Moulin Rouge (1952)
 [6:30 PM]      The Thing From Another World (1951)
 [8:00 PM]      Rebecca (1940)
 [10:30 PM]      Jamaica Inn (1939)

 [12:15 AM]      The Scapegoat (1959)
 [2:00 AM]      Hungry Hill (1947)
 [3:45 AM]      The Birds (1963)    (ALL TIMES EST)



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Stan Lee, creator of the fictional comic book super-hero Iron Man, gestures at the premiere of the film "Iron Man" at the Grauman Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California April 30, 2008. The movie opens in the U.S. on May 2.
Photo by Mario Anzuoni
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New Video Campaign

Aung San Suu Kyi

Will Ferrell, Jennifer Aniston and Ellen Page are among those lending their celebrity status to a new campaign focusing attention on Myanmar's military-run government.

Jim Carrey previously filmed a public service announcement to raise awareness about the Southeast Asian country, also known as Burma, and human-rights leader Aung San Suu Kyi, who has been confined by the government for 12 of the last 18 years.

But starting Thursday, the message will be on a much larger scale. A video will be released each day in May starring Ferrell, Aniston, Page, Sarah Silverman, Sylvester Stallone, Anjelica Huston, Woody Harrelson and Judd Apatow, among others.

The celebs appear solo or in scenes together on behalf of the Human Rights Action Center and the U.S. Campaign for Burma.

Aung San Suu Kyi

U.S. Campaign for Burma

Human Rights Action Center

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Visits Hong Kong

Mia Farrow

Actress Mia Farrow was briefly questioned at Hong Kong's airport Thursday before officials allowed her to enter the Chinese territory to give a speech criticizing China's relations with Sudan.

Farrow's entry to Hong Kong is seen as one indication of how free the city will be while hosting the torch. Officials here are under great pressure from Beijing to ensure a trouble-free relay, after protests have disrupted the run on several of its international stops.

Officials didn't immediately stamp Farrow's passport because they were concerned she might cause problems during the event, the actress said.

Blocking Farrow from entering Hong Kong would have sparked a firestorm of criticism as China is already taking heat for a recent crackdown on riots in Tibet. But allowing her into the city may attract attention away from the torch relay, which has been disrupted repeatedly by pro-Tibet demonstrators, and embarrass Beijing's leadership.

Mia Farrow

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Actor and anti-war demonstrator Danny Glover speaks at a May Day rally in San Francisco, Thursday, May 1, 2008. Thousands of union supporters and anti-war demonstrators participated in the rally.
Photo by Paul Sakuma
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Graffiti "Better Than Sex"

Banksy

For cult artist Banksy, the buzz of creating graffiti murals is "better than sex, better than drugs."

But as pop singers and Hollywood stars clamour to buy his paintings at skyrocketing prices, the reclusive Banksy resolutely refuses to play the celebrity game and give up his anonymity.

"I have no interest in ever coming out. I figure there are enough self-opinionated assholes trying to get their ugly little faces in front of you as it is," he once said in an interview.

Quotes from Banksy are as rare as cut-price stencils of his street art -- and Steve Wright, arts editor of Venue Magazine, found the best way to get the artist's friends to open up for a new book on Banksy was to promise not to reveal his identity.

Banksy

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'Bed-In' Security Guard

George Urquhart

Retired security guard George Urquhart was on duty when John Lennon and Yoko Ono staged their "bed-in for peace" at Montreal's Queen Elizabeth Hotel from May 26 to June 1, 1969.

Urquhart says he was asked to sit outside suite 1742, where the "bed-in" and the recording of Lennon's hit "Give Peace a Chance" took place, because he was the only fluently bilingual security guard at the hotel.

"I figured, 'My God, 12 hours, what a boring day that's going to be, for a full week,' but it was anything but, anything but," he recalled in a telephone interview from Calgary, where he now lives.

Urquhart grew nostalgic for the occasion after hearing earlier this week that a Montreal-raised TV writer is putting up Lennon's handwritten lyrics for "Give Peace a Chance" on the auction block in July.

"I've walked with kings, queens, heads of state," he said.

"But this was the week that remains the epic of the whole 32 years that I was there and he was a good man. ... He was terrific. Yoko was more an introvert. John was, my God, he was dancing around that room like you wouldn't believe."

George Urquhart

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"Bucket List"

Jack Nicholson

Standing in the shower before the Tokyo premiere of his movie "The Bucket List," Jack Nicholson contemplated his own "bucket list" of last great goals, the three-time Oscar winner said on Wednesday.

Easing tensions between the West and Islam would be a political goal, the actor said, but it was having "one last big love" that topped his list.

"Many of my friends, my own contemporaries, have said in their life that they would like one last big romance to occur, so that would be on my list also," the 71-year-old performer said.

"I thought in the shower today (that) it'd been many political things I'd like, but of course I'm not in control of that."

Jack Nicholson

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Randy Newman arrives on stage to perform during the 2008 New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival at the New Orleans Fairgrounds Racetrack, Thursday, May 1, 2008.
Photo by Dave Martin
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Long-Lost Opera

Antonio Vivaldi

After a 278-year hiatus, a long-lost opera by the Italian Baroque master Antonio Vivaldi will be performed in Prague Saturday in a tour de force for a young Czech conductor with a detective's nose.

"Argippo", a two-hour drama about a young princess smitten with a dishonest suitor, was scouted out nearly a year-and-a-half ago by 37-year-old Ondrej Macek, who founded and directs a Baroque music ensemble.

The discovery came in November 2006, and word immediately swept the world of opera. Francesco Fanna, director of the Vivaldi Institute in the 18th-century master's birthplace Vienna, waxed a bit more enthusiastic, calling the find "exceptional".

On Saturday, "Argippo" -- the only opera Vivaldi actually wrote for Prague and staged only once, in Prague, in 1730 -- will be revived in the sumptuous setting of the Spanish Hall in the Prague Castle, a room normally reserved for huge official receptions or special parliamentary sessions.

Antonio Vivaldi

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Closing Arguments Wrap

Anthony Pellicano

Defense lawyers wrapped up their closing arguments Thursday in the trial of Hollywood private eye Anthony Pellicano, with two co-defendants' lawyers addressing jurors.

The jury in the two-month federal racketeering trial could get the case later Thursday after prosecutors' rebuttal presentation in the highly publicized case.

Pellicano, the celebrity investigator who is acting as his own attorney, had insisted in closing arguments Wednesday he acted as a "lone ranger" while gathering information for his clients. He denied he led a criminal enterprise as prosecutors allege.

The 64-year-old Pellicano has pleaded not guilty to spearheading a scheme that used wiretaps and ran names through law enforcement databases to dig up dirt on Hollywood's rich and famous and supply it to their rivals.

Anthony Pellicano

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Canadian actor Eugene Levy acknowledges a standing ovation as he is recognized by the Speaker in the House of Commons on Parliament Hill in Ottawa Thursday May 1, 2008. Levy will receive the Governor General's Lifetime Artistic Achievement award at a ceremony at Rideau hall tomorrow.
Photo by Tom Hanson
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Charge Dropped

Joe Francis

A Los Angeles judge has dismissed a sexual battery charge against "Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis because prosecutors said they were unable to contact his accuser.

The judge dismissed the misdemeanor count Thursday after city prosecutors said they were unable to proceed because they had not seen or heard from the 18-year-old woman or an alleged witness.

Francis was accused of groping the woman's breasts and buttocks at a birthday party in Hollywood last year. The millionaire founder of the sex video empire could have faced up to six months in jail.

Defense attorney Mark Werksman says Francis never touched the girl and that the case was based on lies and exaggerations.

Joe Francis

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Another Ex-Nanny Countersues

Rob Lowe

A former nanny has countersued Rob Lowe and his wife for sexual harassment. The suit filed Wednesday in Los Angeles alleges that Lowe's wife, Sheryl, walked around naked in front of nanny Laura Boyce and made repeated crude comments about her boyfriend's genitals. It doesn't make any sex allegations against the actor.

Boyce also claims she was wrongfully fired and is owed money. She's one of three ex-employees the Lowes sued last month, claiming they spread lies about the couple and broke confidentiality agreements.

One of those sued, former nanny Jessica Gibson, also has countersued, claiming Rob Lowe sexually harassed her.

Rob Lowe

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Studios & Actors Remain At Odds

The Next Strike

With two days left before a self-imposed deadline in contract talks with actors, major Hollywood studios said on Wednesday the two sides remained far from a deal and that excessive union demands were to blame.

The statement from the studios' bargaining agent, the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, or AMPTP, stoked concerns about renewed labor strife in the aftermath of a 100-day strike by screenwriters that ended in February.

The current three-year contract covering 120,000 film and TV actors expires on June 30.

Among stumbling blocks cited were SAG's demand for a doubling of residual fees actors earn from DVDs and changes it sought in a new-media pay structure already embraced by writers and directors. The studios said those demands "would result in enormous cost increases that we are not willing to accept."

The Next Strike

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Members of the Tower of Power, left to right, Doc Kupka, Tom Politzer and Emilio Castillo perform during the 2008 New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival at the New Orleans Fairgrounds Racetrack in New Orleans, Thursday, May 1, 2008.
Photo by Dave Martin
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Mouse-Whipped

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus won't be attending her first scheduled public appearance since Vanity Fair published photos that have thrown her status as a role model for young girls into question, Disney said Thursday.

The 15-year-old star of "Hannah Montana" for weeks has been scheduled to appear at a red carpet event Friday, but is no longer expected, Disney confirmed. Cyrus was to appear at a media party in Orlando on Friday, along with dozens of other Disney Channel stars in town to film the "Disney Channel Games," a charity competition.

Disney did not elaborate on the change in Cyrus' status for the party.

Miley Cyrus

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Not An Extreme Fight Fan

Sumner Redstone

That ringing in your ears, Les Moonves, was your boss taking you to task for your plan to bring extreme fighting to CBS.

"Les usually asks my opinion," CBS Corp. executive chairman Sumner Redstone said Wednesday when asked about the four mixed-martial arts fights that will begin airing soon on the co-called "Tiffany network."

This time, Redstone said, the CBS president and CEO did not.

Redstone said the deal, struck with Elite Xtreme Combat, probably was a mistake, not because CBS won't turn a profit from it but because it is not "socially responsible" to air the typically bloody bouts on free, broadcast TV.

Sumner Redstone

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Court Ruling Could End Lawsuits

RIAA

A federal court has dealt a body blow to the recording industry's efforts to sue people who use peer-to-peer software to download music from the Internet. In fact, says one copyright lawyer, the P2P decision could mean the end of the Recording Industry Association of America's litigation strategy.

In Atlantic Records v. Howell, U.S. District Court Judge Neil V. Wake rejected the RIAA's theory that the defendants distributed music files merely by making them publicly available through the Kazaa P2P application. Contrary to the music industry's theory, "Merely making an unauthorized copy of a copyrighted work available to the public does not violate a copyright holder's exclusive right of distribution," the judge wrote.

The facts of the case are fairly typical. MediaSentry, the private investigator that researches these matters for the RIAA, used Kazaa to identify 4,000 files available from the Howells' computer, with 54 of them copyrighted music files. MediaSentry took screenshots showing the files available and downloaded 12 of the songs.

The defendants, Jeffrey and Pamela Howell, say they made legitimate copies of their CDs for personal use and they didn't know Kazaa was making them public. Asked in a deposition if he was sharing music files online, Jeffrey Howell said, "I was not, no. The computer was, but I was not. The computer in some form ... made files that I did not know available on the Internet."

RIAA

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The Golden Gate Bridge frames the San Francisco skyline at dusk on Wednesday, April 30, 2008.
Photo by Marcio Jose Sanchez
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Conflicts of Interest

NASA

A board set up to review construction of the spaceship to return astronauts to the moon is loaded with employees of the very contractors they are supposed to scrutinize, breaking federal law, a government watchdog says.

The board chairman, former Skylab astronaut Ed Gibson, and five other members work for companies hired by NASA on the multibillion-dollar space shuttle replacement program.

The NASA inspector general, the agency's in-house watchdog, calls that a conflict of interest and recommends suspending the six board members.

The board consists of 19 members charged with providing "independent" assessments of the project designed by NASA but built by private firms. However, nearly one-third of them work for those firms. Four of the six contractor employees were also stockholders in companies making money off the NASA project.

NASA

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500-Year-Old Shipwreck Off Africa

Treasure Trove

The ship was laden with tons of copper ingots, elephant tusks, gold coins - and cannons to fend off pirates.

But it had nothing to protect it from the fierce weather off a particularly bleak stretch of inhospitable African coast, and it sank 500 years ago.

Now it has been found, stumbled upon by De Beers geologists prospecting for diamonds off Namibia.

The company had cleared and drained a stretch of seabed, building an earthen wall to keep the water out so geologists could work. Archaeologist Dieter Noli said one of the geologists saw a few ingots, but had no idea what they were. Then the team found what looked like cannon barrels.

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The Man Who Grew A Finger

Lee Spievak

Rarely though would you expect to find a medical miracle working behind the counter of the mall's hobby shop.

That however is what Lee Spievak considers himself to be.

The photos of his severed finger tip are pretty graphic. You can understand why doctors said he'd lost it for good.

Today though, you wouldn't know it. Mr Spievak, who is 69 years old, shows off his finger, and it's all there, tissue, nerves, nail, skin, even his finger print.

How? Well that's the truly remarkable part. It wasn't a transplant. Mr Spievak re-grew his finger tip. He used a powder - or pixie dust as he sometimes refers to it while telling his story.

Lee Spievak

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A male greater flamingo cares for a day-old chick at the San Diego Zoo's Wild Animal Park on Wednesday, April 30 , 2008, in San Diego, Calif. Flamingos are raised in colonies where the fathers share equal responsibility with the mothers for making nests, incubating eggs and rearing the chicks.
Photo by Ken Bohn
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