BartCop Entertainment Archives - Friday, 13 February, 2009

Friday

13 February, 2009

(Updated Daily)

[568 days in a row]

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The Seattle Diaries

Chapter Two: The History of Incompetence


 
Someone should really write a History of Incompetence but it won't be me, I can assure you. I'm not really the least bit interested in Incompetence or any of its children like Idiocy or Moronitude. These are things I try to avoid but which I can't help writing about when I stumble across them, like that guy in the freecreditreport.com ad who somehow got a job playing electric guitar at a Renaissance Faire because someone stole his identity.
 
Here's my problem. What you're reading right now was written before the piece above it in the blog, the one visitors to The Diaries read first. This makes corporeal adherence impossible. You can't write a novel in a blog because you'd have to write the last chapter first, and if you're trying to throw some Capote into the mix by writing non-fiction in a fictional manner, particularly as a personal diary, you're stuck out of time, like Billy Pilgrim, forced to add a modicum of Vonnegut, whether you like it or not, every blog is a Chrono-Synclastic Infindibulum. Thus deprived of the structural necessities of the novel, things like plot, motivation, and arcs, lots of arcs, what can you do with a form that makes you write your punchlines before your setups?
 
There are all kinds of things down below and up above that took place both before and after what I'm about to tell you. It is unfair to judge this blog based upon just this post. One must read some of the rest in random order, that is to say the order they're currently in anyway, to get a full picture. There are things on the blog I haven't sent out in email, though there is nothing in email I haven't posted to the blog except this one, and I might be lying.
 
Diaries are supposed to be filled with minutia
A random display case that sneaks up to goose yuh
so here's something trivial, short but intense
just don't expect it to make any sense
 

I got up, made coffee, read the Times, took note of the current political situation, looked for something to write about worth submitting somewhere, combed the classifieds for any furnished two-bedroom apartments for under $400 a month, all I could afford, which was as fruitless as combing the comics for anything funny. Cleaned the house in preparation for my weekly visit from Solid Ground to make sure everything's on the up and up, ship shape, on schedule. They had given me a list of all the cheap landlords and organizations (such as their own) that helped such as I, single parents without an income, rise from the street to the conventional, a place to call our own while my son finishes high school. The land line I've been supplied only covers local calls and there's no time on my pay-as-you-go cell phone, so I'm stuck with calling numbers with the local prefix only, which is still quite a few. More than 25 phone calls revealed answer machines where I left messages, secretaries who pointed me to online submission systems, and one solitary landlord who didn't have any vacancies and didn't really keep a "list" as such but she'd be glad to take my number anyway and I should keep calling back and perhaps, if I amused her enough, she'd really take note and offer me a hallowed interrogation.

Here, in all its glory, is how I have deciphered my scrawls from the Solid Ground crib sheet -

King County Housing Authority - Submitted application

Housing Resources Group - Called, no evictions

CADA - called and visited website, no evictions

LATCH - called, put on list, submitted application

CHHIP - called, left message

LIHI - called and visited website, not accepting applications

Delridge Neighborhood Development Association - number no good

SEED - called, left message

Mt. Baker Housing Association - called, left message, put on list for Starliter

YWCA - called, closed for applications

Archdiocesan Housing Authority - called, visited website, left message

Capital Hill Housing - called, left message

Housing Resources Group - called, visited website, no evictions

Mercyhousing.org - called, visited website, nothing available in Seattle

Pike Place Market PDA - left message for La Salle, others 62+

Pioneer Human Services - called, clean and sober program only

Plymouth Housing Group - called, visited website, left message

All this duly noted on the information sheet from Solid Ground, full of checks and underlines and numbers and arrows and code, M means I left a message, A means asked for application, etc., but it wasn't good enough for Solid Ground, who wanted a separate list they could take back to the office and verify everything on the list, that I actually DID contact all those places, that I wasn't just LYING about it, which in this case would have meant they would have left ten messages on the ten message machines I left my messages on asking to verify that I left a previous message.

Wow. Never would have occurred to me. What if they respond to me but not to her, or worse, vice versa and I'm left homeless because an overworked secretary at an overworked agency trying to provide shelter to the poor makes a mistake taking notes from an answer machine that gets 100 messages a day?

Two steps forward, one step back, one step forward, two steps back. The dance of the new millennium.

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The Weekly Poll

Results

The 'Stimulate me... Please!' Edition

Are there any aspects of the pending 'Stimulus Bill' that you find to be inadequate or inappropriate?




Well, Poll-fans, here it is. I didn't respond to each reply simply because the entire saga has left me dazed and confused. I've got a bad feeling about the whole damn'd thing. Is it good? I really don't know. Will it work? Again, I really don't know. Are we in a 'Sucks Deluxe' situation? You betcha! As we use to say in the Coast Guard, "Stand by for heavy rolls!"... We're in fer a helleva ride, I'm thinking... Hope fer the best, expect the worst, I always say... So, on to the replies...



Charlie wrote...

     The bill doesn't address, I don't believe, the positive gains that could be made by redirecting a lot of our incredibly bloated military budget to civilian purposes, and Obama should, but probably won't, start to talk about nationalizing some of our failing institutions, especially banks. For more, see this, but especially this, which says:
     A return to the kind of social programs associated with the real or second New Deal can be expected to come, if at all, only later, after the initial salvage effort. Moreover, this is unlikely to materialize to any considerable extent apart from a revolt from below on the scale at least of the mid-1930s. Labor must rise again from its ashes. Only a very radical shift in U.S. politics resulting from a major groundswell from below will be able significantly to budge the ceiling on civilian government spending.




Adam the cine-sound Pro said...
     > 'Bonuses' Rant Deleted < (by Adam, not me)
     I'll recap by saying the stockades on Wall Street should be rebuilt, and used.
     Anything suggested by the Republicans should be considered inadequate or inappropriate. Looking back, these guys have been wrong about pretty much everything since 1980 and beyond.
     Missing from the Bill:
     For anyone living in a house they have a mortgage on, their mortgage should be immediately adjusted to a fixed 5%. Same for existing CC (credit card?) debt. This relieves personal debt, and flushes money back into the banks while changing some of those sub-prime loans into viable prime loans.




joe with the little j next up...
     What I find inadequate and inappropriate is the Repubs and some Dems playing games! My job is going down the tubes and they are playing games. Barack can forget about the Repub's help. They agree with the druggie (I hope he fails). It is inappropriate and inadequate to play games and may we gain even more seats in 2010.




MD, short and sweet...
     Jon Stewart had the best answer. Instead of giving money directly to lenders like banks, give the money directly to people who owe money to banks. When they pay off their debts, the banks STILL end up with all the money, only with all that debt erased, which would actually stimulate the economy.




DanD (revised) sent...
     Okay and alright ... for the last 20 years or so (at least!) America's (global portion of the) banking system has been in Madoff overload (that Europe was actually hurt worse than America by Madoff is really kinda' funny ... sort of). Fundamentally, it's called deficit financing. Yup, they've been using Fannie and Freddy Mac for selling a massive overload of real estate to people who really can't afford it. Worse than that however, they've simply been creating money out of thin air by vastly over-valuing property for which they were then collecting vast overcharges in interest and everything else. It's also provided excellent cover for such financial filth exploiters as Madoff, who I suspect will ultimately be assessed as only the stupidly more flagrant pyramid schemer among a much greater crop that has yet to be harvested by a criminally complacent and profitably lazy SEC.
     So what's happening now? Well, Obama, America's "Magic Negro" version of a "Can't Touch This" political savior, is really doing nothing too different than what Bush the "Evil Asshole" was actively attempting before our presidential changing of the guard. Effectively, Obama is going to lend a couple of trillion dollars (just to begin with) of taxpayer-conscripted dollars (which is being assessed against the current and prospective wage accounts of every current and prospective taxpayer for the next five generations at least) to all these criminal banking institutions so that they can -- say what? -- loan it all back to us ... at interest (WOW, what a deal!).
     Unfortunately, it seems that the banks have already decided (seemingly years ago) to loan their first installment of the money, not to Americans, but to other banks in other parts of the world so that they can better diversify their own fraud-scams. Oops, the Magic Negro forgot to mandate that the borrowing banks be required to loan all that taxpayer-guaranteed cash (that will be added to the financially-enslaved population's tax bill WHEN those borrowing banks again decide to default on their own bail-out principle) BACK to the people who are being required to guarantee its value (B. Hussein O. thinks, "Oops, my bad! Maybe I'll get it right with the next trillion-dollar installment ~").
     The primary problem is that Barack Hussein Obama is still working for the globally-incorporated banking system, which is really writing his script in order to accomplish that banking system's prime directive of enslaving the Earth's entire human population to a debt that can never be paid off. Incontrovertably, Sire Hussein O. has summarily adopted the BFEE plan of global domination. The only main difference is, at least we got to listen to Stevie Wonder and The Boss during the last presidential party of "Hope" masturbation.
     Ultimately, this "Bail-out" scheme will fail, mostly because global debt financing is the ultimate Ponzi trap. It's just the way that our power-play traders of the ultimate Illuminati (TM) insider information exchangers are setting up the rest of our erstwhile life form for the -- now -- absolute necessity of greater-human-species dieback. Really, they're even telegraphing their moves rather blatantly. Missing plague mice, Marberg hemmoragic viruses that infect contrary to the "natural order" of such diseases, bird-flue viruses that are used as an excuse to destroy vast quantities of food resources, criminally insecure food resources, and while this list goes on let's also mention American endorsed, santioned, and otherwise sponsored GENOCIDE within and throughout the "brown-man's" land of the Middle East, and Africa, and Asia, Central and South America (after all, BHO is a "brotherrrrr" in that his culturally dominant gene is quite apparently Caucasian), yup, for about 95% of humanity, we are one fucked species.
     But look at the bright side, -- once the lion's share of us are fratricidally knocked off -- the rest of "our kind" will be able to harvest its comparatively opulent NWO survival for at least a few to as much as ten or more thousands of years because of all that "abandoned" infrastructure (nearly seven-billion people's worth of it), property, and (in the shorter term) food! And for that the rigidly regulated, surviving population (not over 500,000,000, but more like 50,000,000) it would culturally -- and to a sigificant extent even genetically -- be redesigned for an environmentally (especially in relation to the "natural" sphere) impacting 'low-maintenance.'
     As far as the severely regulated technologies of "man" would be concerned, the religiously lobotomized NWO workforce wouldn't have to do hardly any metal-mining and just a small volume of extraction for the various modes of energy production. Education for "them" would be of the worker-bee variety.
     Anyway, just make sure that you're not an "Illegal" survivor, because immediately after the primary die-off scenarios (I figure that the last one will happen before the 22nd Century comes around), all unsponsored and subsequently unendorsed environmental consumers will be hunted down and summarily eliminated. The NWO's justifications for this situation will, of course, be written down in "G_d's" latest pseudo-Semitic testament of why all "special-chosen" populations of old-time mountain and sky dieties have such a special dispensation to commit such slaughter ... such a waste.
     Oh yeah, James Taylor was there too!
     Anyway, in the end, it's the science of the matter that ultimately makes all this unfolding tragedy necessary.




SallyP(al) also revised...
     As I write this to you, the "Stimulus Bill" is down to a thrifty 780 billion dollars which is probably being printed out in the mint right now...
     As I understand it, we still don't know what is contained in the plan - but, what the heck - it annoys the devil out of the Right, so they must being doing something right, huh?
     Well, not so fast. Timothy Geithner, Obama's Treasury Secretary (Ex New York Federal Reserve Bank chief) is still an ass. Was he not a part of the original problem as Hank Paulson's puppet? They screwed us with TARP, and now we are trusting stimulus "details" to them? The more I read about the details of TARP, the more ill I become. For instance, an independent investigation just determined that for every "share" of bank stock the government bought in the deal, at 100K per share, it is actually valued at 65K per share - a staggering loss for taxpayers; a bonus for the brass.
     And, speaking of investigation, where the hell are those "details" of this new bill we keep being promised? I mean, if Wall Street is the financial indicator, it's in total disconnect here, and the Dow Jones seems to be going up and down like a YoYo. And, worse yet - Obama (whom I want to adore) looked like a deer caught in the headlights when he spoke to the nation on Monday night. He doesn't have a clue...
     This is what I really think: In the weeks leading up to his Inauguration, the powers behind the spotlight (the infamous "Shadow Government") let Obama have it, hurling the truth about the depth of greed and corruption which has been going on over these last Bush years - and perhaps even before. I doubt if there is any aspect of industry, finances, or banking that has not been touched by the core causes. He KNOWS, that before we can move forward, he needs to be investigating, prosecuting, jailing, and seizing assets of EVERYONE from Bush down! But he won't and we all know why - he is powerless under their thumbs.
     Furthermore, as I stated above, I don't think Obama has a clue about what to do to pull the country back on its feet RIGHT NOW! All we can see is that he is willing to try this and that (throwing the pasta against the wall in the hopes it will stick) while waiting for the market will straighten itself out - just as the Republicans want him to do. Oh, he will throw us a little good stuff - fluff - to keep the press and talk-show hosts in business - but very little of substance for the taxpayers. Anarchy is the only thing that can save the Union now - tear it all down and rebuild - but that's not going to happen either.
     Pelosi, et al.? They are just trying to grab that which they can before the ship sinks, and If I can see it, I am guessing most others can too.
     We are screwed here my man, and the Bilderberg group could not be happier.




Paul from Seattle with this final thought...
     Whatever the stimulus bill ends up to be, the lack of just 1/4 of billion set aside to finance the criminal investigation of the bush cabal is a sorely lacking aspect. If we could frog march the bushies and cheneys and their minions to The Hague the rest of the world would chip in sizable quantities of cash to facilitate the proceedings.
     What a stimulus that would be to the American and World psyche, the benefits would be incalculable.








New Question

The 81st Annual Academy Awards Prediction Edition

Hey Poll-fans! It's Heart vs Mind i.e.

Who d'ya want to win as opposed to who d'ya think is gonna win

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Best Picture

Best Actor

Best Actress

Best Supporting Actor

Best Supporting Actress

Director




Feel free to include any other category that interests you (nod to Adam here for sound). Results will be posted prior to the ceremony... I wish I could make this a contest with prizes and all. But, hey, there's a recession going on, or haven't ya heard? So, just have some fun, eh?



Send your response, and a (short) reason why, to

BadToTheBoneBob

( BCEpoll 'at' aol.com )




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HAIKU HEADLINES


THE HAMMER AND ICE

THEY'RE BAAACK....AND "YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS"

PLAIN OLD "FUCKERY"

zEN mAN
(observing the resurgence of "amazingness"....MC Hammer with Vanilla Ice burning up the stage together in a concert in Utah...I soooo hope that the Hammer wears the pants and Ice has the white boy flat top....OH WHAT A SHOW)

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Bank Executives Promise to Use TARP $$ to Distribute Toasters


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Chris Jones: Why funding for the arts should be in stimulus plans (Chicago Tribune)
In the recent debate over the Barack Obama administration's economic recovery bill, proposals to spend government money on the arts have become poster children for pork.


Louise France: Rachel Maddow's Amazing Rise from Geek to Big-Time Cable News Host (The Observer UK; Posted on AlterNet.org)
Maddow is a clever, idealistic and skeptical geek, and her growing audience can't get enough.


Michael J. Mooney: South Florida's underground vampires lust for more than your heart (browardpalmbeach.com)
Under any other circumstances, the girl sitting in the oversized red chair might be screaming for help or begging for mercy. A tall, pale young man - his eyes lined in black - inches toward her with a sharp blade in his hand. It's just after 1 a.m. on a recent Friday night, and an operatic trance song thumps through a North Miami Beach living room lit only by a series of white candles.


Kristin Tillotson: Author-father recalls teen daughter's psychosis in 'Hurry Down Sunshine' (Star Tribune)
James Joyce once took his beloved, mentally ill daughter Lucia to see Carl Jung. The famed psychoanalyst compared father and child to two people going to the bottom of a river - one falling, the other diving.


"Moby-Dick" (Bantam Classic) by Herman Melville: A review by Doug Brown
I'm embarking on a "classics year," where I'm going to try to read a lot of those books that I know I should have read a long time ago. You know the ones -- those books that we can all quote from and make references to, even though we've never actually cracked open a copy.


John Harlow: Jane Austen's Bennet girls go zombie slaying (timesonline.co.uk)
"It quickly became obvious that Jane [Austen] had laid down the blueprint for a zombie novel," said Grahame-Smith, a television comedy writer. "Why else in the original should a regiment arrive on Lizzie Bennet's doorstep when they should have been off fighting Napoleon? It was to protect the family from an invasion of brain-eaters, obviously."


Libby Segal: Reading Film (irascibleprofessor.com)
Last Wednesday was my first day of class. It was a day for teachers to warn us of the penalties for being tardy or for missing class. It was a day for teachers to demand that we refrain from plagiarizing. And last, it was a day for inspiring words. My teacher noted how lucky we are to have the opportunity to view cinema and study it. She described it as a "great" subject and so very "interesting."


My grandad, the clown (guardian.co.uk)
The Tate focuses on Rodchenko the artist. But what about the practical joker and family man? Luke Harding talks to his grandson in Moscow.


20 QUESTIONS: Martin Bisi (popmatters.com)
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Rachel Leibrock: Welsh emo outfit Funeral for a Friend has its hopes up for American crowds (McClatchy Newspapers)
You'd think a sizable crowd would gather for Funeral for a Friend, but in a down economy, it's tough to sell a Welsh hard-core emo band - even one acclaimed by the critics and people of their homeland.


Will Harris: A Chat with Ian McKellen, Co-star of "King Lear", the "Lord of the Rings" Trilogy, and "X-Men" (bullz-eye.com)
I can remember (director) Trevor Nunn getting into a taxi and saying two things about 'King Lear.' One, real rain, and two, naked. And I said, 'Okay,' and that's what we got. We got real rain and we got real naked-but not on the telly.


Scott Renshaw: 'Friday the 13th' Revisits Vintage '80s Horror (Salt Lake City Weekly)
Marcus Nispel proves that he knows why the franchise endures: At its core, it's less about terror than it is about comedy.


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Sick Days


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Trivia Question Of The Day

Who (along with a partner) was the original owner of the Seattle Mariners baseball team?

   A    Bing Crosby
   B    Jackie Gleason
   C    Bob Hope
   D    Danny Kaye
   E    Danny Thomas



Send your answer to Marty





Trivia Question from Yesterday

Who got his start as a comedian on the alternative comedy circuit under the stage-name "Bing Hitler"?

   A    Stephen Colbert
  B    Craig Ferguson
   C    Ricky Gervais
   D    Eddie Izzard
   E    Penn Jillette                   Source A


Ferguson got his start as a comedian in the United Kingdom, appearing on the alternative comedy circuit under the stage-name "Bing Hitler". A recording of his stage act as Bing Hitler was made at Glasgow's Tron Theatre and released in the 1980s.           Source A





Jim from CA was first, and correct, with:
   Craig Ferguson



Alan J answered:
   B Craig Ferguson



Adam in NoHo responded:
   B Craig Ferguson



Charlie replied:
   It's the one and only,

  B Craig Ferguson




Steve said:
   Stephen Colbert.



~ Tony In Philly responded:
   B Craig Ferguson



Sally said:
   The extremely funny and likable, Craig Ferguson (B) got his start as a comedian on the British comedy circuit under the stage-name "Bing Hitler."
  PS: I am taking a day off tomorrow - I am going to a GARDEN SHOW! Can Spring be far off now? I ask you?? Yah Hoo! (Now if our 60 mph gusting winds will only die down in time, because some of the show is to be outdoors...)




José-Ariel answered:
   B) Craig Ferguson



Marian the Teacher responded:
   Craig Ferguson



MAM     wrote:
   Answer B Craig Ferguson

  Now host of CBS's 'The Late Late Show'.




Joe S commented:
   B Craig Ferguson. He's funnier now
  PS to the Trivia Quiz maker and the Trivia Quiz takers. I have two questions. I decided to start drinking some red wine every evening for my health, and I really don't know much about wine. Back in my drinking days my wine choices ranged from Ripple to Thunderbird. (What's the word? Thunderbird! What's the price? Thirty twice! What's the reason? Grapes are in season!)
  So the advice I get about how much to drink is drink a glass of wine a day. Well how much is a glass? Eight ounces? Six ounces? Ten ounces? Forty-eight ounces? I kind of hope it's four ounces. I bought a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon because the Internets said it was on of the most popular red wines in the world. The first night I poured about 6 ounces and it was all I do to get it all down. I'm now drinking 4 ounces and that's about all I can stand. I would hate to think I'm that 4 ounces would be ineffective and I'm abusing my mouth for no good reason.
  So my questions are, how much red wine is enough and is there a red wine that actually tastes good?



  


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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

GOODBYE NORM!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLES!

THE REPUG TALIBAN!

CHASING DOWN THE CRIMINAL BASTARDS!

"AND SURPRISE IS THE SOLE LAW OF HISTORY." AN EXISTENTIAL ODYSSEY!

GIVE ME YOUR POOR, YOUR TIRED, YOUR HUDDLED MASSES YEARNING TO BE FREE!

SOMEHOW JESUS GOT LOST IN THE SHUFFLE!

CHENEY'S CHAIN STORE IS BUSTED!

TZIPI DOO DA!



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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny, but brisk, with more rain on the way.



Today is 1234567890 Day



Tonight, Friday:

CBS begins the night with a FRESH 'Ghost Whisperer', followed by a FRESH 'Flashpoint', then a FRESH 'NUMB3RS'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Martha Stewart, Jake Johannsen, and Matt Nathanson.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Tom Selleck and Glen Campbell.

NBC starts the night with a FRESH 'Howie Do It', followed by a RERUN 'Howie Do It', then a FRESH 'Friday Night Lights', and 'Dateline'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Anne Hathaway, Kurt Warner, Larry Fitzgerald, and Annie Lennox.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Isla Fisher, the Jonas Brothers, and Dan Auerbach.
On a RERUN Carson 'The Scab' Daly (from 1/14/09) are Billie Piper, Jerome Flood II, and Flobots.

ABC opens the night with a FRESH 'Wife Swap', followed by a FRESH 'Supernanny', then another unwatchable '20/20'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Johnny Knoxville, Trisha Helfer, and Mark Seliger.

The CW offers a RERUN 'Everybody Hates Chris', followed by a RERUN 'The Game', then a FRESH '13--Fear Is Real'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Sarah Connor Chronicles', followed by the SERIES PREMIERE 'Dollhouse'.

MY fills the night with a FRESH 'WWE Friday Night Steroid SmackDown!'.

PLEASE check local PBS listings for a FRESH 'Bill Moyers Journal', and a FRESH 'NOW With Bill Moyers David Brancaccio'.

A&E has all 'CSI: The 2nd One' all night.

AMC offers the movie 'An Officer And A Gentleman', followed by 'AMC Storymakers', then the movie 'Casino'.

BBC  -   
 [12:00 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 5
 [12:30 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 6
 [1:00 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? US - Episode 7
 [1:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 6
 [2:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 9 The Olde Stone Mill
 [3:00 PM]    Gordon Ramsay's F Word - Episode 4
 [4:00 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? US - Episode 8
 [4:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 7
 [5:00 PM]    Gordon Ramsay's F Word - Episode 5
 [6:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 3 The Priory
 [7:00 PM]    BBC World News America
 [8:00 PM]    Monty Python's Flying Circus - Ep. 1 Dinsdale
 [8:40 PM]    Little Britain - Episode 1
 [9:20 PM]    The Catherine Tate Show - Episode 1
 [10:00 PM]    BBC World News America
 [11:00 PM]    Monty Python's Flying Circus - Ep. 1 Dinsdale
 [11:00 PM]    Monty Python's Flying Circus - Ep. 1 Dinsdale
 [11:40 PM]    Little Britain - Episode 1
 [12:20 AM]    The Catherine Tate Show - Episode 1
 [1:00 AM]    Monty Python's Flying Circus - Ep. 1 Dinsdale
 [1:40 AM]    Little Britain - Episode 1
 [2:20 AM]    The Catherine Tate Show - Episode 1
 [3:00 AM]    Skins - Ep 7 Michelle
 [4:00 AM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 5
 [4:30 AM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 6
 [5:00 AM]    Cash in the Attic - Ep. 16 McCann
 [5:30 AM]    Cash in the Attic - Ep. 17 May
 [6:00 AM]    BBC World News    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has the movie 'The Shining', followed by the movie 'The Lost World: Jurassic Park'.

Comedy Central has 'Scrubs', another 'Scrubs', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Futurama', 'Important Thins With Demetri Martin', 'Comedy Central Presents' (Pete Lee), and another 'Comedy Central Presents' (Rebecca Corry).

FX has the movie 'Changing Lanes', followed by the movie 'Cliffhanger', then 'That 70s Show', and another 'That 70s Show'.

History has 'History's Mysteries', 'Modern Marvels', 'Secrets Of The Dollar Bill', and 'Decoding The Past'.

IFC  -   
 [6:05 AM]   The Legend of 1900
 [8:15 AM]   Nobody Knows
 [10:45 AM]   Little Fish
 [12:45 PM]   The Legend of 1900
 [3:00 PM]   Nobody Knows
 [5:30 PM]   Little Fish
 [7:30 PM]   Kinsey
 [9:30 PM]   The Rules of Attraction
 [11:30 PM]   Hell Girl
 [12:00 AM]   Eaten Alive
 [1:35 AM]   Kinsey
 [3:35 AM]   The Rules of Attraction
 [5:30 AM]   Little Fish    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has 'Star Trek: TNG', 'Invasion', 'Moonlight', and a FRESH 'Battlestar Galactica'.

Sundance  -   
 [05:30 AM]   Terminal City: Episode 2
 [06:30 AM]   No End in Sight
 [08:15 AM]   Right at Your Door
 [10:00 AM]   Flying: Confessions...: Part 2
 [11:00 AM]   Iconoclasts - Season 4: Archbishop Desmond Tutu + Sir Richard Branson
 [12:00 PM]   I for India
 [01:15 PM]   Shotgun Stories
 [03:00 PM]   Bittersweet Place
 [04:30 PM]   Choking Man
 [06:00 PM]   Seamless
 [07:30 PM]   John Safran vs. God: Episode 1
 [08:00 PM]   Pulling: Episode 2
 [08:30 PM]   Big Girl's Blouse: Episode 4
 [09:00 PM]   Adam's Apples
 [10:35 PM]   The Danish Poet
 [11:00 PM]   Follow My Voice: With the Music of Hedwig
 [01:00 AM]   Seamless
 [02:30 AM]   The Beat That My Heart Skipped
 [04:15 AM]   Great Genius & Profound Stupidity
 [05:00 AM]   Primary     (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM:
 [6:00 AM]      Of Human Hearts (1938)
 [8:00 AM]      Lilies of the Field (1963)
 [10:00 AM]      Elmer Gantry (1960)
 [12:30 PM]      Topper (1937)
 [2:15 PM]      Topper Takes a Trip (1939)
 [4:00 PM]      Here Comes Mr. Jordan (1941)
 [5:45 PM]      A Guy Named Joe (1943)
 [8:00 PM]      Fiddler on the Roof (1971)
 [11:15 PM]      Sophie's Choice (1982)
 [2:00 AM]      Exodus (1960)     (ALL TIMES EST)


Saturday  -  02/14/09

TCM:
 [6:00 AM]      Madame Bovary (1949)
 [8:00 AM]      Pocketful of Miracles (1961)
 [10:30 AM]      A Place in the Sun (1951)
 [12:45 PM]      The Divorcee (1930)
 [2:15 PM]      The Gay Divorcee (1934)
 [4:15 PM]      The Awful Truth (1937)
 [6:00 PM]      Divorce, American Style (1967)
 [8:00 PM]      Love Is a Many Splendored Thing (1955)
 [10:00 PM]      The King and I (1956)
 [12:30 AM]      South Pacific (1958)
 [3:15 AM]      Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1967)
 [5:15 AM]      Annie Hall (1977)     (ALL TIMES EST)


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Actor Bill Murray tips his hat to the gallery on the ninth hole during the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am golf tournament at the the Spyglass Hills golf course in Pebble Beach, Calif., Thursday, Feb. 12, 2009.
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White House Correspondents Dinner

Wanda Sykes

Wanda Sykes will soon get the chance to make fun of President Barack Obama to his face.

The comic actress said Thursday that she has been selected as the entertainer at the annual White House correspondents' dinner in Washington, slated for May 9.

Obama is expected to attend the black-tie affair at the Washington Hilton. The guest list of some 2,000 people will likely include the usual mix of Washington elite, White House press corps and Hollywood celebrities.

"The first thing I did when they asked me to do this gig - I made sure my taxes were paid," quipped Sykes, taking a dig at the withdrawal of former U.S. senator Tom Daschle from Obama's cabinet due to unpaid taxes.

Wanda Sykes

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A Week On Letterman

U2

Make room, Paul Shaffer. U2 will be on David Letterman's "Late Show" for a full week to promote their upcoming album.

The band will be Letterman's musical guest each night from March 2 to 6. It's the first time a musical guest has been given a solid week on the CBS show.

U2's new album, "No Line on the Horizon," is to be released that week. The band played its first single, "Get on Your Boots," to kick off the Grammy Awards on Sunday.

The band last appeared on the "Late Show" in October 2001.

U2

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Cicely Tyson arrives at the 40th NAACP Image Awards on Thursday, Feb. 12, 2009,in Los Angeles.
Photo by Dan Steinberg

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New Diplomatic Career

Charles Aznavour

French singer Charles Aznavour said Thursday he had agreed to become ambassador to Switzerland for his ancestral homeland Armenia.

Aznavour, aged 84, was born in France of Armenian parents and established an international singing career that still takes him around the globe.

"At first I hesitated, because I thought that this is no easy matter. But then I thought that in the end, what is important for Armenia must be important for all of us," Aznavour said in comments broadcast on Armenian television.

"I accepted this proposal with pleasure, joy and a deep feeling of honour," said Aznavour, who was granted Armenian citizenship in December, 2008.

Charles Aznavour

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Manuscript Sets Record

Abraham Lincoln

Christie's says a handwritten manuscript of an 1864 Abraham Lincoln speech has sold for $3.44 million in New York City, setting a new auction record for any American historical document.

The sale on Thursday was just slightly higher than the previous record of $3.40 million set last year, also for a 1864 Lincoln document.

Proceeds from the sale will go toward a new wing for the Southworth Library Association in Dryden, N.Y., in the Finger Lakes region. The document was given to the library in 1926.

Abraham Lincoln

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Possessions To Auction

Mahatma Gandhi

Mahatma Gandhi's trademark leather sandals and steel-rimmed glasses, as well as his watch, will be auctioned in New York next month.

The items, along with a bowl and plate, were among the ascetic Indian independence leader's most important possessions.

The round glasses, one of the most familiar details in Gandhi's image, were given to an army colonel.

The officer had asked Gandhi for inspiration and "Gandhi handed over his glasses saying they were the 'eyes' that had given him vision to free India," the catalogue from Antiquorum says.

Mahatma Gandhi

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Actor Ben Vereen walks on the red carpet at Ford's Theatre for its reopening and the bicentennial celebration of Lincoln's birth, in Washington, on Wednesday, Feb. 11, 2009.
Photo by Jacquelyn Martin

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Life Getting Opera Treatment

Anna Nicole Smith

Britain's august Royal Opera said Thursday it is planning a show based on the life of Anna Nicole Smith, the model and stripper who married an octogenarian oil tycoon, starred in her own TV show and died of a drug overdose in 2007.

The company says the show will have music by respected British composer Mark-Anthony Turnage. The libretto is by Richard Thomas, co-creator of "Jerry Springer: The Opera," an earlier merger of highbrow and lowbrow culture. It is due to run in the Royal Opera's 2011 season.

The company's director of opera, Elaine Padmore, told The Guardian newspaper the show "is not going to be tawdry; it is going to be witty, clever, thoughtful and sad."

Anna Nicole Smith

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Two-Thirds Favor Probe

Americans

Two-thirds of Americans favor investigating whether the George W. Bush administration overstepped legal boundaries in its "war on terror," according to a poll released Thursday by USA Today and Gallup.

A majority of respondents said a probe should be launched into allegations that the Bush team used torture to interrogate terror suspects.

Investigators also should look into the former president's program of wiretapping US citizens without first securing court-issued warrants, respondents said.

The telephone survey of 1,027 adults, taken between January 30 and February 1, had a plus or minus three percent sampling error.

Americans

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Composer Maurice Jarre reacts before he receives the Golden Honorary Bear for his lifetime achievement at the 59th Berlinale film festival in Berlin, February 12, 2009.
Photo by Johannes Eisele

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Connected Semifinalist Disqualified

American Idol

An "American Idol" contestant who made the show's top 36 was disqualified.

In its press released issued Wednesday night announcing the 36 contenders, Fox TV said that Joanna Pacitti was "ineligible to continue." No reason was given.

Pacitti, who auditioned in Louisville, Ky., entered "Idol" with a showbiz resume. She had a record deal with Geffen and released an album in 2006. Billboard reports it sold more than 16,000 copies. "American Idol" judge Kara DioGuardi recognized Pacitti when she auditioned in Louisville, Ky.

She also starred in "Annie" on Broadway as a young girl, and sang on the soundtracks for the movies "Legally Blonde" and "Bratz." Britney Spears' tune "Out From Under," from her latest album, was first performed by Pacitti on the "Bratz" soundtrack.

American Idol

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The Show Doesn't Go On

Connecticut Opera

The Connecticut Opera has gone out of business after 67 seasons, the latest arts group to fall victim to the economic downturn and sagging charitable donations.

The opera closed its Hartford office, laid off its half-dozen staff members and informed its 2,000 subscribers that they won't be getting their money back on two recently canceled springtime productions - "Daughter of the Regiment" in March and "La Boheme" in May.

Orchestras, ballets and opera companies across the country are facing huge deficits. The Los Angeles Opera is laying off 17 people, cutting salaries and will stage fewer performances this year. The Miami City Ballet is cutting eight dancers. The Baltimore Opera has declared bankruptcy.

The nation's premier opera company, the Metropolitan Opera, this week dropped four productions from the 2009-10 season and slashed salaries because of the economy. The Opera Orchestra of New York also canceled its two remaining performances this season because of the recession.

Connecticut Opera

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Actor Richard Thomas, wife Georgiana Bischoff and son Montana James arrive on the red carpet for the Ford's Theater Grand Reopening Celebration in Washington February 11, 2009.
Photo by Molly Riley

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City Fears Loss Of Archive

Leeuwarden

The municipal pornography archive in the Dutch city of Leeuwarden is missing and officials fear it may be gone for good.

Spokesman Erik Krikke of the city's historical center said the archive - which contained photos, drawings and erotic texts with a connection to the city - may have been taken home "accidentally" by an employee or visitor.

"We're hoping that someone will say 'Hey, I have that in my attic' and bring it back," he said Thursday. "No questions asked."

Krikke said the collection was small enough to have fit in a moving box.

Leeuwarden

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Broken Fingernails

Lee Redmond

A Salt Lake City woman who was in the Guinness Book of World Records for her long fingernails has had them broken off in a car accident. Lee Redmond sustained serious but non-life threatening injuries in the Tuesday accident.

Redmond was the current Guinness record holder, with nails that hadn't been cut since 1979. Her nails measured a total of more than 28 feet long in 2008, with the longest nail on her right thumb at 2 feet, 11 inches, according to the Guinness Web site.

Salt Lake County Sheriff's Lt. Don Hutson says she was ejected from an SUV in the crash and taken to the hospital in serious condition, the Deseret News reported Thursday on its Web site.

Lee Redmond

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A worker puts the final touches to juke-box made from lemons and oranges during the lemon festival in Menton, southern France, February 12, 2009. Some 145 metric tons of lemons and oranges are used to make displays during the festival, which is themed "The Musics of the World", and runs from February 13 through March 4.
Photo by Eric Gaillard

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Scientists Flabbergasted

Speedy Birds

Little songbirds cover more than 300 miles a day on their annual migrations, flabbergasting researchers who expected a much slower flight.

For the first time, scientists were able to outfit tiny birds with geolocators and track their travel between North America and the tropics, something only done previously with large birds such as geese.

New tracking equipment, weighing only a little more than a paper clip, is now allowing the tracking of purple martins and wood thrushes, researchers report in Friday's edition of the journal Science.

In the study, wood thrushes and purple martins were captured in western Pennsylvania and fitted with the locating devices. The 1.5 gram clear plastic trackers sense and record sunrise and sunset, and when the birds return and are recaptured the data can be downloaded to a computer. Purple martins and wood thrushes weigh about 50 grams each - just under 2 ounces.

Speedy Birds

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Cable Nielsens

Ratings

Rankings for the top 15 programs on cable networks as compiled by Nielsen Media Research for the week of Feb. 2-8. Day and start time (EST) are in parentheses:

    1. "The Closer" (Monday, 9 p.m.), TNT, 4.08 million homes, 5.36 million viewers.
    2. "Burn Notice" (Thursday, 10 p.m.), USA, 3.81 million homes, 5.27 million viewers.
    3. "Monk" (Friday, 9 p.m.), USA, 3.75 million homes, 5.67 million viewers.
    4. "WWE Raw" (Monday, 10 p.m.), USA, 3.56 million homes, 5.47 million viewers.
    5. "WWE Raw" (Monday, 9 p.m.), USA, 3.49 million homes, 5.15 million viewers.
    6. "ICarly" (Saturday, 8 p.m.), Nickelodeon, 3.48 million homes, 5.23 million viewers.
    7. "NCIS" (Monday, 7 p.m.), USA, 3.35 million homes, 4.46 million viewers.
    8. "NCIS" (Tuesday, 7 p.m.), USA, 3.13 million homes, 4.17 million viewers.
    9. "NCIS" (Thursday, 7 p.m.), USA, 3.12 million homes, 4.31 million viewers.
   10. "The O'Reilly Factor" (Thursday, 8 p.m.), Fox News Channel, 3.1 million homes, 4.07 million viewers.
   11. Movie: "Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story" (Saturday, 8 p.m.), TNT, 3.09 million homes, 4.23 million viewers.
   12. NBA Basketball: L.A. Lakers vs. Boston (Thursday, 8:16 p.m.), TNT, 3.06 million homes, 4.31 million viewers.
   13. "Psych" (Friday, 10 p.m.), USA, 3 million homes, 4.46 million viewers.
   14. "ICarly" (Tuesday, 6 p.m.), Nickelodeon, 2.98 million homes, 4.14 million viewers.
   15. "Sonny With a Chance" (Sunday, 8 p.m.), Disney, 2.92 million homes, 4.09 million viewers.

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Sam, right, and boyfriend Bob the Koala both saved from the bushfires in Gippsland huddle in their cage at the Mountain Ash Wildlife Centre in Rawson south east of Melbourne, Wednesday, Feb. 11, 2009. Sam and Bob became friends after they were taken to the same shelter with injuries sustained during the wildfire disaster.

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