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James Chaney: The party's over for betrayed Republican (The Register-Guard of Eugene, Oregon)
As of today, after 25 years, I am no longer a Republican. I take this step with deep regret, and with a deep sense of betrayal.
David Moberg: Class Consciousness Matters (In These Times)
What's missing from the New York Times and Wall Street Journal
Michael Smith: The Real News in the Downing Street Memos (LA Times)
The way in which the intelligence was "fixed" to justify war is old news. The real news is the shady April 2002 deal to go to war, the cynical use of the U.N. to provide an excuse, and the secret, illegal air war without the backing of Congress
BILL COPE Give 'Em Heck, Howard! (Boise Weekly)
What Mister Dean meant to say wasn't that Republicans are pretty much a party of white Christian people. No mammy, what Dean meant to say is that the Republicans are pretty much a party of white Christian fat people.
John Byrne: Reporter, editor say 'Jeff Gannon' plagiarized article (RAW STORY)
A Massachusetts newspaper reporter and her then-editor have accused former White House correspondent 'Jeff Gannon' of plagiarizing an article at which the reporter was the only media witness, RAW STORY has learned.
Paul Krugman: The Chinese Challenge (New York Times)
(Click on "Colums," then on "The Chinese Challenge.")
Fifteen years ago, when Japanese companies were busily buying up chunks of corporate America, I was one of those urging Americans not to panic. You might therefore expect me to offer similar soothing words now that the Chinese are doing the same thing. But the Chinese challenge -- highlighted by the bids for Maytag and Unocal -- looks a lot more serious than the Japanese challenge ever did.
David Podvin: CLUELESS JOE (Make Them Accountable)
By offering to be its standard bearer, Biden is presenting his party with the opportunity to self-destruct.
Simon S. Maloy: Oh My God! They Tried to Steal South Park! (AlterNet)
Recent attempts to jazz up the conservative image by claiming that South Park leans right are more than misguided...they're hilarious.
David Bruce: Wise Up: Music (The Athens News)
John "Trane" Coltrane used to play long saxophone solos, and once he told Miles Davis that he didn't know how to stop. Mr. Davis replied, "Try taking the saxophone out of your mouth."
Cartoon: The Little Black Book for Young Homosexuals
More Than a Number
Joke
Light Bulb Manpower
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?
The Answer is TEN:
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness,
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb,
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished",
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time,
 8. One to viciously smear #7,
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Thanks, Lar!
The Wall Street Poet
The Sweet Crude Polka
Stop the economic recovery bubble machine. The price of oil is soaring again. You can fret about it. Or, you can get out the old accordion and get ready to polka...
©2005
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In The Chaos Household
Last Night
Lovely overcast morning, followed by a sunny, but cool afternoon.
Talked to dear old Dad tonight. Was 100° there today - and the humidity was nearly as high.
He said it was like August came early.
Wins Poker Event
Jennifer Tilly
Actress Jennifer Tilly is no poker pretender. Tilly won the Ladies no-limit Texas Hold 'Em event at the World Series of Poker, marking the first time a celebrity has won a bracelet at the famous tournament.
Tilly's skillful and self-admitted lucky play earned her $158,625. She beat 600 players to capture first place in the grueling two-day event that featured some of the top female pros in the world. The buy-in was $1,000.
Tilly, 46, said she's learned plenty of pointers from her boyfriend, poker player Phil "Unabomber" Laak.
"When you're living with Phil, you kinda learn by osmosis," Tilly told CardPlayer.com. "Even in the middle of the night, he wakes up screaming out poker terms. Most guys scream out other girls' names. He'll wake up and go, `I should have bet more on the turn.'"
Jennifer Tilly
Sues Ex-Stylist Over Auction Items
U2
Bono wants his hat back. And his earrings. His sweat shirt, too. Dublin-based rock band U2 went to court Tuesday to recover items from former stylist Lola Cashman, who has a range of memorabilia from her work on their 1987 Joshua Tree world tour.
In 2002, Cashman tried to sell some of the items - including a cowboy hat, sweat shirt, pants and earrings worn by Bono - at a London auction house. U2's lawyers stopped the sale by telling auctioneers the goods weren't Cashman's to sell.
On Tuesday, lawyer Paul Sreenan told Dublin Circuit Court Judge Matthew Deery that Bono and other members of U2 would testify that they hadn't given any of the items to Cashman, who was also accused of claiming inappropriate expenses during the tour.
U2
Money-Back Guarantee
'Cinderella Man'
In a rare marketing ploy, the No. 2 U.S. movie theater chain, AMC Entertainment, is offering a money-back guarantee to customers for boxing picture "Cinderella Man," hoping to boost interest in the struggling film amid a record box-office slump.
Advertisements offering on-the-spot refunds to AMC patrons began running on June 24 in newspapers and on the exhibitor's Web site (www.amctheaters.com), AMC spokeswoman Pam Blase said on Tuesday.
The ads, welcomed by the film's distributor, Universal Pictures, say in part: "AMC believes Cinderella Man is one of the finest motion pictures of the year!"
The "Cinderella Man" offer marks the exhibitor's first money-back guarantee since "Mystic Pizza," Julia Robert's breakout 1988 film.
'Cinderella Man'
'Today Show' Edit
Tom Cruise
As Tom Cruise got all shook up with Matt Lauer on Thursday, the movie star's publicists kicked into high gear, TVNewser hears. They lit into senior entertainment producer Tim Bruno, demanding that 'Today' only air portions of the interview that related to War of the Worlds. Then the handlers threatened to pull all future star bookings from the top-rated morning show. NBC eventually came to an agreement with the reps, but I wonder what Cruise said in the 20 minutes of the interview that didn't air...
"The ensuing buzz seemed likely to give another lift to the top-rated morning show, which weathered a strong challenge from ABC's Good Morning America this spring," the L.A. Times' Matea Gold says.
Tom Cruise
Starbucks Releasing Bootlegs CD
Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan made his mark playing in one cafe. Soon, he'll be in thousands. Starbucks Coffee Co. has reached a deal to produce and exclusively release a CD of 10 Dylan recordings from New York's Gaslight Cafe in 1962, when he was just finding himself as a songwriter. The Gaslight, in Greenwich Village, was a focal point of the folk revival in the early '60s.
"Bob Dylan: Live at the Gaslight 1962" will be available at Starbucks stores in the United States and Canada on Aug. 30. It includes the earliest known recordings of "A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall" and "Don't Think Twice, It's All Right," as well as folk standards "Barbara Allen" and "The Cuckoo."
Fans have circulated bootlegs of Dylan's Gaslight performances over the years, but these are the first to be professionally produced and remastered, Starbucks said Tuesday.
Bob Dylan
USDA Fails to Find Cause of Attack
Roy Horn
Federal investigators still do not know what led a Bengal tiger to attack illusionist Roy Horn of Siegfried & Roy during a performance nearly two years ago.
The U.S. Department of Agriculture's final report - dated Sept. 28, and consisting of the Mirage hotel-casino's internal investigation, a Las Vegas police probe and witness statements - was obtained by The Associated Press through a Freedom of Information Act request.
In its comprehensive account of the mauling, the 233-page report said the nearly 7-year-old tiger did indeed attack Horn. Nowhere do investigators conclude the tiger was trying to aid the entertainer after it knocked him down - despite the claims of Horn and others that the animal was only helping him.
Detectives with the Las Vegas Police Department's homeland security unit were assigned to the case because some of the scenarios that were suggested - among them, that animal-rights activists provoked the attack, or that it was an act of economic terrorism against Las Vegas.
For more, Roy Horn
Moving To CMT
Miss America
After a half-century on broadcast network television and a decade of declining ratings, the Miss America pageant has found a home on country music cable channel CMT.
The network said Monday that it has signed a multiyear agreement with the Miss America Organization to telecast the pageant -- one of TV's longest-running franchises -- starting in January. CMT will retain telecast rights through 2007, with options through 2011.
CMT is planning a major promotional push that will include Miss America-supportive programming set to air on sister network VH1, said Paul Villadolid, VP programming and development at CMT. (CMT and VH1 are owned by Viacom Inc.'s MTV Networks.)
Miss America
Basic Cable Networks
Ratings
Rankings for the top 15 programs on basic cable networks as compiled by Nielsen Media Research for the week of June 20-26. Each ratings point represents 1,096,000 households. Day and start time (EST) are in parentheses.
1. "The Closer" (Monday, 9 p.m.), TNT, 3.8, 4.15 million homes.
2. "WWE Raw Zone" (Monday, 10 p.m.), Spike, 3.3, 3.62 million homes.
3. "WWE Raw" (Monday, 9 p.m.), Spike, 3.0, 3.32 million homes.
4. "Real World XVI" (Tuesday, 10 p.m.), MTV, 2.7. 2.98 million homes.
5. "Into the West" (Friday, 8 p.m.), TNT, 2.7, 2.97 million homes.
6. "Real World/Road Rules Challenge Inferno II" (Monday, 10 p.m.), MTV, 2.6, 2.88 million homes.
7. "Fairly Odd Parents" (Sunday, 10 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 2.5, 2.82 million homes.
8. "The 4400" (Sunday, 9 p.m.), USA, 2.5, 2.79 million homes.
9. "Into the West" (Sunday, 8 p.m.), TNT, 2.5, 2.77 million homes.
10. Baseball: Mets vs. Yankees (Sunday, 8 p.m.), ESPN, 2.5, 2.72 million homes.
11. "Law & Order: SVU" (Sunday, 7:58 p.m.), USA, 2.5, 2.698 million homes.
12. "Fairly Odd Parents" (Sunday, 10:30 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 2.5, 2.697 million homes.
13. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Monday, 2:30 p.m.), Nickelodeon, 2.4, 2.66 million homes.
14. "Drake & Josh" (Tuesday, 3:30 p.m.), Nickelodeon, 2.4, 2.65 million homes.
15. Law & Order: SVU" (Sunday, 6:58 p.m.), USA, 2.4, 2.60 million homes.
Ratings
In Memory
Shelby Foote
Shelby Foote, a novelist and U.S. Civil War scholar who lent his dulcet-toned narration to a popular televised documentary of the bloody 19th Century conflict, has died, his family said on Tuesday.
Born in the Delta Mississippi town of Greenville on Nov. 7, 1916, Foote was a reluctant student in school but a lover of books and the South who struck up a lifelong friendship with novelist Walker Percy. Their correspondence was published in book form in 1998.
Foote worked briefly as a journalist for Hodding Carter's Delta Star and the Associated Press in New York but turned full time to writing stories and novels.
Though a prolific novelist, Foote's three-volume nonfiction history of the Civil War -- "The Civil War: A Narrative" -- that he began in the 1950s and completed in 1974, drew the most readers.
He became a minor celebrity for his mellifluous narration delivered in his distinctive southern drawl on Top of Form 1
Bottom of Form 1
Ken Burns' 11-hour documentary about the war that aired on public television in 1990.
Foote's wry anecdotes brought him speaking requests and catapulted his novels back into print.
Shelby Foote
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