'Best of TBH Politoons'
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The Dixie Chicks
One thing learned in the civil war (see General Sherman's remarks) was a lesson that the neo-cons forgot. You don't piss off a southern woman.
I'm not even a
Dixie Chicks fan, but this album is at the top of the must buy cd list.
I just saw a choppy version of the video. These women are
royally
pissed off. Can't give a link just go to
www.vh1.com
and search for
'Dixie
Chicks' and you'll find it.
I especially like when they try to remove her spine.
~ Mr. Hawk
"Look, try and use your intelligence, man, even if you are a politician."
- The Doctor -
Thanks, Mr. Hawk!
The Wall St. Poet
K Street
In 1963 The Orlons were singing about a place in Philadelphia where all the hippies meet - "South Street." Here's a song about "K Street" in Washington, where today's lobbying elite meet and greet Congressmen seeking a treat.
Recommended Reading
from Bruce
Noam Chomsky: Failed States, Rogue States and America (Democracy Now! Posted on Alternet.org)
... There were means to develop weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and known to be in Iraq. They were under guard by U.N. inspectors, who were dismantling them. When Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and the rest sent in their troops, they neglected to instruct them to guard these sites. The U.N. inspectors were expelled, the sites were left unguarded. The inspectors continued their work by satellite and reported that over a hundred sites had been looted, in fact, systematically looted, not just somebody walking in, but careful looting.
Robert Steinback: 'A Democratic 'Contract'' (Miami Herald; Posted on smirkingchimp.com)
With a nod to Newt Gingrich's 1994 Contract with America, I'm offering to all 2006 Democratic congressional candidates a Pledge of Principles to promise to fight for and to implement if the party returns to power. Given the GOP's abject failure on nearly every point, it might give the party something to rally around as this most critical election nears.
Court Restricts Free Speech (allianceforjustice.org)
On March 17, the Sixth Circuit issued a split 2-1 decision allowing the state of Tennessee to discriminate against the political views of some if its citizens. The two Republican appointees (appointed by Reagan and Bush II) in the majority said it was OK for the state to produce "Choose Life" license plates requested by abortion opponents, but to refuse to produce pro-choice license plates requested by reproductive rights supporters.
DAVID OWEN: Muzak in the realm of retail theatre (newyorker.com)
If you blindfolded Dana McKelvey and let her into a retail store, a restaurant, a doctor's office, or a bank, she could tell fairly quickly whether the music playing in the background was Muzak.
Jeff Jacoby: Letter to a mentsh-in-training (jewishworldreview.com)
But it isn't metal detectors or security guards that makes your school safe. It isn't a zero-tolerance policy on weapons, or penalties for fighting. It's an emphasis on values and character that began on the first day of school, and that your teachers and parents treat as no less important than academics.
The Impeachment Project (freewayblogger.com)
Bringthemhomenow.com
Iraqbodycount.net
Reader Suggestion
Time Poll
Marty,
This is
a link to Time Magazine's poll for the most influential person of the year
. When I voted Bush was ahead of Hugo Chavez 33% to 26%. Hillary was a distant 3rd with 8% and Condi was at 2%. I urge everyone to go there and vote for Chavez. Put him over the top!
Peace --
Joe
"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it."
- Ellen Goodman -
Thanks, Joe!
When I stopped by Chimpy was still ahead with 27%, Chavez had moved up to 23%, Condi was third with 14%, and Hillary had 9%.
Somebody's been voting!
Purple Gene Reviews
'Tsotsi'
Selected Readings
from that Mad Cat, JD
In The Chaos Household
Last Night
Overcast, gray & rainy.
Was open house at the kid's school.
Of course, we attended. While enlightening, made me nostalgic for the elementary school years, where admiring art on the walls was the primary objective.
Added a new flag - Liechtenstein
Studios Shutting Out
Movie Critics
Critics are being shut out of more films as studios forgo advance screenings on flicks they expect reviewers to trash, figuring the movies stand a better chance of box-office success with no reviews rather than bad ones.
So far this year, 11 movies have not screened for critics before opening day, including the Rob Schneider- David Spade sports comedy "The Benchwarmers" and Mo'Nique's fashion comedy "Phat Girlz," both opening Friday.
During the same period last year, just two movies did not screen in advance for reviewers.
Movie Critics
Wants Simpler Visa Process
Yo-Yo Ma
Yo-Yo Ma, world traveler and renowned cellist, urged lawmakers Tuesday to simplify a visa process that he said often hampers musicians and artists hoping to share their gifts in the United States.
Ma told a House panel that he and the dozens of international musicians who perform as part of the Silk Road Project face countless hurdles to bring their music to the United States.
He spoke of two Iranian musicians who, despite having visited the United States many times, must wait months before they can get visas.
Chinese and Mongolian musicians, Ma said, are sometimes kept out of U.S. Embassies because of language and cultural misunderstandings, despite having their paperwork completed.
Yo-Yo Ma
Forgives Playboy
Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba's dispute with Playboy is over. The 24-year-actress has dropped demands the magazine pull its March issue after receiving a letter of apology from Hugh Hefner. Alba was upset because she had not agreed to be on the cover.
"I appreciate Mr. Hefner's acknowledgment of the distress caused by Playboy's actions, and I'm happy to put this unfortunate event behind me," Alba said in a statement Tuesday. "This was never about money, it was about setting the record straight about something that was done without my knowledge or consent."
Playboy also made donations to two charities Alba supports. Her spokesman, Brad Cafarelli, declined to disclose the amount donated to Keep A Child Alive and Until There's A Cure.
Jessica Alba
Radio Amateurs Receive Signal
VOYAGER 1
On March 31st, 2006 an AMSAT-DL / IUZ team received the American space probe VOYAGER 1 with the 20m antenna in Bochum.
The distance was 14.7 billion km.
This distance equals approximately 98 times the distance between Earth and Sun. VOYAGER 1 is the most distant object ever built by mankind. This again proves the superior performance of the Bochum antenna. Most probably this is the first time Voyager 1 has been received by radio amateurs.
VOYAGER 1 was launched on 5. September 1977 by NASA. It transmitted the first close-up pictures of Jupiter and Saturn. In 2004 VOYAGER 1 passed the Termination Shock Region, where the solar wind mixes with interstellar gas. VOYAGER 1 today is still active, measuring the interstellar magnetic field.
VOYAGER 1
Joining 'ER'
John Stamos
Following a successful guest stint this season, John Stamos is set to join the cast of NBC's "ER" as a regular in the fall.
Stamos will reprise his role as Tony Gates, a flirtatious paramedic who also is a medical student and a Gulf War veteran. He first played the character in two episodes that aired during the November sweep.
Stamos is slated to make his debut as a full-time "ER" resident in the opening episode of the long-running medical drama's upcoming 13th season.
John Stamos
Show Grosses Nearly $1M
Julia Roberts
Julia Roberts was almost the million-dollar baby on Broadway last week. "Three Days of Rain," which stars Roberts, Paul Rudd and Bradley Cooper, grossed a whopping $988,298 for its first full week of preview performances, according to figures released Monday by the League of American Theatres and Producers.
The eight performances, which began March 28, played to 101 percent of capacity (which includes standing room) at the Bernard B. Jacobs Theatre, the league said. The Richard Greenberg play - Roberts' Broadway debut - opens April 19.
Julia Roberts
Sunday Anchor On CBS
Russ Mitchell
Russ Mitchell has been named the permanent anchor of the Sunday edition of the "CBS Evening News," the network said Monday.
Mitchell had been rotating the anchorship of the Sunday newscast with Mika Brzezinski. Mitchell will continue to be the co-anchor of the "Saturday Early Show" as well as an anchor (with Brzezinski and Thalia Assuras) of the Saturday "CBS Evening News." He also appears occasionally on the weekday "CBS Evening News" and "The Early Show" as well as a correspondent on "CBS Sunday Morning."
Russ Mitchell
Garth's Ex-Wife Kidnapped
Sandy Brooks
The ex-wife of country music star Garth Brooks was kidnapped at gunpoint by a man who worked on her farm after she cooperated with a bail bondsman who wanted to arrest the worker, authorities said Tuesday.
Sandy Brooks had allowed the bondsman onto her property Monday to apprehend the man, who was wanted on an outstanding warrant. The worker responded by drawing a weapon, forcing her into a car and ordering her to drive away, said Barry Lamb, undersheriff of Rogers County.
After driving for several miles, Brooks stopped the car and fled into a convenience store, Lamb said.
Quintine Cornelius Harper, 24, was arrested and charged Tuesday with kidnapping and weapons offenses, police said.
Sandy Brooks
Canadian Broadcaster Sorry Gaffe
Juno Awards
Red-faced Canadian broadcaster CTV on Tuesday apologized for airing a commercial congratulating Vancouver crooner Michael Buble for winning a prize that had yet to be announced during the recent live telecast of the country's top music awards.
The commercial network ran an advertisement from Buble's Warner Music Canada label before he walked on stage in Halifax to grab his Juno Awards trophy Sunday night. The gaffe sparked rumors that Warner Music knew the results before the ceremony began, something the label vigorously denied.
CTV spokesman Mike Consentino said Warner Music created 14 commercials before the Junos to congratulate its artists on possible wins, including six for Buble based on possible outcomes. But all were to run beginning on Monday.
Juno Awards
Singing At Daytime Emmys
Rick Springfield
Rick Springfield will perform his '80s hit "Jesse's Girl" and other songs at the Daytime Emmy Awards later this month.
The show, which has been held annually in New York for 32 years, is moving to the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, Calif. It will air live April 28 on ABC, with Tom Bergeron and Kelly Monaco of "General Hospital" as hosts.
Rick Springfield
Assault Charge Filed
Hank Williams Jr.
Hank Williams Jr. surrendered to police in Memphis on Tuesday to face an assault charge involving a waitress, officials said.
The country music entertainer was released without bond and ordered to appear in court on Wednesday to face a charge of assault to commit bodily harm stemming from an incident last month at a hotel. His publicist said he was innocent.
Shelby County Sheriff's public relations director Steve Shular said Holly Hornbeak, 19, claimed Williams tried to kiss her when she waited on him at the hotel dining room and then choked and cursed her.
Hank Williams Jr.
Banned In The Bahamas
'Brokeback Mountain'
The Bahamas has banned the gay cowboy movie "Brokeback Mountain," triggering a new controversy over the island chain's reputation for homophobia.
The ban does not come as a surprise to Bahamians.
Last September, Miss Teen Bahamas was stripped of her title after she admitted to being a lesbian.
'Brokeback Mountain'
Awaits Ruling on Dick Tracy
Warren Beatty
A hearing in federal court on whether Warren Beatty owns the film rights to the Dick Tracy comic book character has ended without a ruling.
Beatty produced, directed and starred as the sharp-jawed detective in a 1990 movie released by The Walt Disney Co.
The 69-year-old actor-director wants to make a sequel. He sued Tribune Media Services last year claiming he owns the film rights as the result of a deal he made in 1985.
Warren Beatty
Seeking Bankruptcy
Marion 'Suge' Knight
Rap music mogul Marion "Suge" Knight is seeking federal bankruptcy protection for himself and his Death Row Records, his lawyer said Tuesday.
At issue is an unpaid judgment against Knight for $107 million that was awarded to Lydia Harris, a former Knight associate who claimed she helped start the rap record empire with her former husband, Michael Harris.
Laurence Strick, who represents Knight, said his client was attempting to reorganize his financial affairs.
Another hearing is set for Tuesday. But filing for federal bankruptcy protection would supersede receivership proceedings, Strick said.
Marion 'Suge' Knight
New Documents Suggest He Wasn't Poor
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
For centuries, historians have portrayed Mozart as poor, but new documents suggest the composer was not nearly as hard-up for cash as many have believed.
Scholars who combed through Austrian archives for an exhibition opening Tuesday on Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's later years in Vienna found evidence that he was solidly upper-crust and lived the good life.
Letters show that Mozart repeatedly borrowed money from friends to pay for his travels and his social obligations, and that his family was forced to move at least 11 times. The new documents, on display at Vienna's Musikverein, reveal that he earned about 10,000 florins a year - at least $42,000, in today's terms.
That would have placed him in the top 5 percent of wage-earners in late 18th-century Vienna, say experts, who were unable to prove lingering suspicions that gambling debts took a big bite out of Mozart's earnings.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
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