BartCop Entertainment Archives - Wednesday, 23 March, 2005

Wednesday

23 March, 2005

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Cory!! Strode On Graphic Novels

'The Essential Super-Villain Team-Up'

Not everything that comes out that I recommend is going to change how you look at the world. Some of it going to be just goofy fun that you can sit down and read for a few hours. One of those that I have been having fun reading is the book "The Essential Super-Villain Team-Up" that came out from Marvel late last year. It reprints a number of comics, including the series Super-Villain Team-Up, issues of the Avengers that tie in to the stories, and a short lived solo series of the Fantastic Four villain Dr. Doom from 1970.

OK, despite the title, none of these stories are essential. You could quite easily go through the rest of your life without reading them, and most comic book fans have. Sales on the series were so poor that the book was canceled around a year and a half after it started, but for Marvel to keep copyright on the term "Super-Villain", they would do annual issues for a few years afterwards, so most super-hero fans didn't read them either. "Essential" is Marvel's term for their cheap black and white reprints on newsprint of their older series, and they sell for $14 - $17 each, and all of them run about 550 pages, so it's a good value if you don't mind the black and white printing.

The book shows the assembly line nature of comics in the 70's, with changing art teams, writers leaving in mid-story, and endless references to other comics long since relegated to dirty back issue bins.

By now, you're asking, "Why is Cory!! Recommending this? It sounds like utter crap!" That's the funny thing, for a series that could have easily been the comics equivalent of an Ed Wood movie, it comes off as goofy, nostalgic fun. The book starts with art and story by Wally Wood, who drew for MAD magazine, the THUNDER Agents, and early DareDevil comics, and his art works well in black and white here, and it actually looks better than when it was printed in color, which muddies Wood rich black tones and classic figure work.

The rest of the book generally features one of Marvel's earliest characters, The Sub-Mariner, who was actually in the first issue of "Marvel Comics" back in 1939. By the 70's, the Sub-Mariner's own book had been canceled, and the Spider-Man book "Marvel Team Up" was selling well, so Marvel published Super-Villain Team Up to keep the Sub Mariner in the public eye, in case fans were interested. The stories themselves are standard 70's super-hero fare, over written, filled with fight scenes, and highly depended upon knowing what has happened in other Marvel comics. The final few issues were a crossover with The Avengers, trying to get fans interested in the comic, and giving the Avengers the chance to fight Dr. Doom and the Sub-Mariner again. The series ended mid-story, but the story is concluded in another super-hero series, and those issues are reprinted here are well.

However, there are a number of fun things that make this book worth your $15. First, the Wally Wood stories are some of his best, and are worth the price alone just to see his art before his decline through the 70's. Second, the goof-ball factor is a lot of fun, much like watching a 70's cop show as it goes through the motions. And third, in the middle of the series, Steve Englehart decided to do a Marvelized version of Batman named "The Shroud" used for both satiric purposes, and so he could show the publisher of Batman that he was more capable of writing the character than their creators and he was writing one of the best Batman runs within a year of leaving Marvel. If you are in the mood for it, Essential Super-Villain Team Up is a couple of rainy afternoons worth of 70's fun. It rates a 3 out of 5.



Cory!! Strode (The Best Dressed Man In Comics) has written comic books, novels, jokes for comedians, Op Ed columns, the on-line comic strip www.Asylumon5thstreet.com and has all kinds of things on his website www.solitairerose.com

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PERCHED ON TOP OF A WOOD POST

LOOKIN' FOR A RAT


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

The Mogambo Guru:"I'm Mad As Hell and I'm Not Going to Take It Anymore!" (The Daily Reckoning)
A lot of things scare me nowadays, and the two biggest things I fear are 1) that my wife wants to go on the Jerry Springer show to tell me something, and 2) that the U.S. Treasury issued $49 billion in new debt, which they did, in ten lousy days.


L.A. HEBERLEIN: What happened to real Republicans? (Seattle Post-Intelligencer)
I was a Teenage Republican.


Jim Hightower: Bush's Bureaucracy Stiffs Wounded Vets (AlterNet)
The scandals of George W.'s Iraq attack continue to come home to haunt us.


Arianna Huffington: The Washington Establishment Fails Logic 101 (AlterNet)
In any freshman course in logic, the White House reasoning would collapse, shot full of holes.


5 Wishes Living Will

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Another Rant

Avery Ant

 
 King of April Fools
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Reader Suggestion

Laurel & Hardy

Marty,

Heads up: TCM is doing a Laurel & Hardy marathon on April Fools.

Paul in LA
Still protesting after all these years


Thanks, Paul!
The month of April on TCM is loaded with wonderful old comedies - from Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle to Laurel & Hardy to the Marx Brothers and then some!

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Selected Readings

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GET A FUCKING LIFE CHIMP

HOGZILLA

ANNTHRAX GOES COUNTRY

"BENEATH THE GREATEST LOVE IS A HURRICANE OF HATE"

NO SHIT DICK TRACY

THE LUDDITE PRESIDENT

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Another rainy day. With thunder & lightning, too.

It's now officially the 2nd wettest year on record here.

Our pal Jack, who messed up his knee skiing, braved the weather & came over for dinner.

The kid is out of school til 4 April.



Tonight, Wednesday:

CBS starts the night with a FRESH 'Survivor: Palau', followed by a RERUN 'CSI: The Original One', then a FRESH 'CSI: The 3rd One In NYC'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are P. Diddy and Erika Christensen.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Andie MacDowell, Gerard Butler, and Kathleen Edwards.

NBC opens the night with a FRESH 'American Dreams', followed by a FRESH 'West Wing', then a RERUN 'Law & Order'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Kevin Bacon, Kim Raver, and Amos Lee.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Clive Owen, Steve Carell, the Fabulous Moolah, and the Great Mae Young.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Artie Lange, Radha Mitchell, and Kaki King.

ABC begins the night with a RERUN 'Lost', followed by a FRESH 'Alias', then a FRESH 'Vacation Swap'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Bernie Mac, Sherri Shepherd, and Tegan & Sara.

The WB offers a RERUN 'Smallville', followed by a RERUN 'Jack & Bobby'.

Faux has a FRESH 'That 70s Show', followed by a FRESH 'Simple Life: Interns', then a FRESH 'American Idol', followed by the SERIES PREMIERE 'Life On A Stick'.

UPN has a FRESH 'America's Next Top Model', followed by a RERUN 'Kevin Hill'.

A&E has 'American Justice', 'Secret Life Of A Serial Killer', and the FRESH 'Sports Wives'.

AMC offers the movie 'Rocky II', followed by the movie 'Silence Of The Lambs', then the movie 'Dolores Claiborne'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'As Time Goes By' - Episode 6;
 [2:40pm]    'Are You Being Served?' - Shedding The Load;
 [3:20pm]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 2;
 [4pm]    'The Saint' - Island of Chance;
 [6pm]    'BBC World News;
 [6:30pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Guest;
 [7pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 23;
 [7:30pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 25;
 [8pm]    'My Family' - Ghosts;
 [8:40pm]    'The Catherine Tate Show' - Episode 5;
 [9:20pm]    'Coupling' - Night Lines;
 [10pm]    'Kumars at No. 42' - Stephen Fry;
 [10:40pm]    'Goodness Gracious Me' - Episode 6;
 [11pm]    'My Family' - Ghosts;
 [11:40pm]    'The Catherine Tate Show' - Episode 5;
 [12:20am]    'Coupling' - Night Lines;
 [1am]    'Kumars at No. 42' - Stephen Fry;
 [1:40am]    'Goodness Gracious Me' - Episode 6;
 [2am]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 23;
 [2:30am]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 25;
 [3am]    'My Family' - Ghosts;
 [3:40am]    'The Catherine Tate Show' - Episode 5;
 [4:20am]    'Coupling' - Night Lines;
 [5am]    'Kumars at No. 42' - Stephen Fry;
 [5:40am]    'Goodness Gracious Me' - Episode 6;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Queer Eye - Girl', and 'Celebrity Poker Showdown'.

CARTOON NETWORK has the third of 5 FRESH 'Star Wars: Clone Wars'.

Comedy Central has 'MAD TV', 'Comedy Central Presents' (Tom Rhodes), another 'Comedy Central Presents' (Brian Regan), 'South Park', another 'South Park', and .
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Ozzy Osbourne.

History has 'Modern Marvels', another 'Modern Marvels', yet another 'Modern Marvels', and 'Full Throttle'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    'The End Of The Affair' (1999);
 [8AM]    'Me You Them' (2000);
 [10AM]    'Delicatessen' (1991);
 [11:45AM]    Short: 'Red' (2001);
 [12PM]    'Jefferson In Paris' (1995);
 [2:30PM]    'Me You Them' (2000);
 [4:30PM]    'In Bad Taste: The John Waters Story' (1998);
 [6PM]    'At The Angelika #94' (2005);
 [6:30PM]    'Jefferson In Paris' (1995);
 [9PM]    'The Straight Story' (1999);
 [11PM]    'The Truce' ('La Tregua') (1997);
 [1AM]    'The Straight Story' (1999);
 [3AM]    'The Truce' ('La Tregua') (1997);
 [5AM]    'IFC Short Film Showcase'.    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has all 'Ripley's Believe It Or Not!' all night.

Sundance  -   
 [7:30AM]    'Gotham Fish Tales' (Documentary);
 [8:45AM]    'The Last Kiss' (Feature);
 [10:45AM]    'Black Box Germany' (Feature);
 [12:30PM]    'Veils Uncovered' (Documentary);
 [1PM]    'Rick' (Feature);
 [2:35PM]    'Fairy Faith' (Feature);
 [4PM]    'Anatomy of a Scene: The Door in the Floor' (Original Production);
 [4:30PM]    'Shorts Program 113' (Short);
 [5:30PM]    'Gotham Fish Tales' (Documentary);
 [6:45PM]    'Je T'aime John Wayne' (Feature);
 [7PM]    'The Last Kiss' (Feature);
 [9PM]    'Seeing Other People' (Feature);
 [10:30PM]    'Barrier Device' (Short);
 [11PM]    'Rick' (Feature);
 [12:35AM]    'Betty' (Feature);
 [2:15AM]    'Habit' (Feature);
 [4:10AM]    'Seeing Other People' (Feature);
 [5:40AM]    'Fairy Faith' (Feature).    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM spends the morning & afternoon celebrating Joan Crawford (who would have been 101 today), then features 5 films with Cary Grant most of the night.
 [6am]    'Dance, Fools, Dance' (1931);
 [7:30am]    'Grand Hotel' (1932);
 [9:30am]    'The Last Of Mrs. Cheyney' (1937);
 [11:15am]    'The Women' (1939);
 [1:30pm]    'Mildred Pierce' (1945);
 [3:30pm]    'Humoresque' (1946);
 [6pm]    'Possessed' (1947);

 [8pm]    'The Philadelphia Story' (1940);
 [10pm]    'Cary Grant: A Class Apart' (2004);
 [11:30pm]    'Monkey Business' (1952);
 [1:15am]    'Bringing Up Baby' (1938);
 [3am]    'Walk, Don't Run' (1966);

 [5am]    'Don't Bet On Blondes' (1935).    (ALL TIMES EST)


Thursday  -  03/24

TCM: spends the afternoon celebrating what would have been Steve McQueen's 75th birthday.
 [6am]    'The Fred Astaire Songbook' (1991);
 [7:15am]    'You'll Never Get Rich' (1941);
 [8:45am]    'Escape Me Never' (1947);
 [10:30am]    'Never Let Me Go' (1953);
 [12:30pm]    'Never So Few' (1959);
 [3pm]    'Hell is for Heroes' (1962);
 [4:30pm]    'The Honeymoon Machine' (1961);
 [6pm]    'The Cincinnati Kid' (1965);

 [8pm]    'The Odessa File' (1974);
 [10:15pm]    'The Ipcress File' (1965);
 [12:15am]    'The Day Of The Jackal' (1973);
 [2:45am]    'Suddenly' (1954);
 [4:15am]    'Notorious' (1946).    (ALL TIMES EST)



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Greenpeace delays the docking of the timber carrier Skyman in the Port of Leixoes near Porto in Portugal March 22, 2005. Inflatables launched from the Greenpeace ship The Arctic Sunrise were kept away from the vessel by harbour police, allowing the Skyman to unload it's cargo of timber from companies involved in illegal logging in Brazil.This protest exposes Portugal's role as a European gateway for illegal timber from the world's ancient forests. Portugal is the 5th largest importer of timber from the Brazilian Amazon.
Photo by Nick Cobbing
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In HST's Will

'Gonzo Trust'

In a nod to the first-person form of journalism he popularized, Hunter S. Thompson's will calls for all his property to flow into "The Gonzo Trust" to be managed by three people the writer knew for years.

The will, dated June 27, 2003, was filed in state court Feb. 23, three days after the 67-year-old writer took his own life at his home in Woody Creek, near Aspen. It was made public Monday.

Trustees are attorneys Hal Haddon of Denver and George Tobia of Boston, and historian Douglas Brinkley of New Orleans.

Tobia said the trustees would inventory the estate during the next several months. Brinkley said he was appointed literary executor to manage Thompson's writings and book contracts and find a home for his archives.

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Told to Pay Rival Promoter

Clear Channel

A federal jury on Monday ordered Clear Channel Communications Inc. to pay a rival promoter $90 million for engaging in anticompetitive behavior to land a deal to promote motorcycle races.

Chicago-based Jam Productions Ltd. had accused Clear Channel of illegally using its entertainment industry might to scuttle Jam's bid to promote Supercross dirt-track motorcycle racing at arenas across the country.

Jurors ruled that while Clear Channel did not violate antitrust laws, the company had intentionally interfered with Jam's contract and its business relationship with the American Motorcycle Association. They ordered Clear Channel to pay $17 million in lost profits and $73 million in punitive damages.

Clear Channel

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Traffic moves slowly along the 101 Freeway Tuesday evening, March 22, 2005, in the Encino section of Los Angeles. A new storm dropped enough rain Tuesday to make the current season the second-wettest on record in downtown Los Angeles, the National Weather Service said.
Photo by Phil McCarten
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Portraits of U.S. War Dead

'Faces of the Fallen'

Art and fatherhood became intertwined when John R. Phelps volunteered to paint a portrait that would be included in a tribute to soldiers killed in Afghanistan and Iraq. His subject was his son.

Phelps' painting of Marine Pfc. Clarence Phelps is among 1,327 images of soldiers in an exhibit titled "Faces of the Fallen." It opens to the public Wednesday at Arlington National Cemetery.

The images of the soldiers, each 6-by-8 inches, are mounted on plain steel rods that reach to near eye level. Each rod includes a label with the soldier's name, hometown and date of death.

Five rows are arranged chronologically by the soldiers' times of death and stretch along a half-circle inside the small museum at the entrance to the cemetery. The number of images does not represent all those killed - that figure now is more than 1,600.

The exhibit will be on display until Veterans Day.

'Faces of the Fallen'

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Ordered to Sell TV Station

Tribune Co

A federal judge has ordered Tribune Co., a Chicago-based media company that owns The Hartford Courant, to sell its TV station WTXX in Waterbury, Conn. to comply with media ownership rules.

Tribune, which owns WTXX and WTIC-TV in Hartford, purchased The Courant from Times Mirror Publications in 2000.

The FCC ordered Tribune to sell WTXX, a WB affiliate, in 2001, but granted extensions that expired in August 2002. The company has asked for a permanent waiver of the cross-ownership rules, but said it has not received a reply.

Tribune Co

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Wants to Win Kentucky Derby

David Cassidy

David Cassidy isn't horsing around when he says his life's passion is to win the Kentucky Derby.

The 1970s teen idol has a contender in Mayan King, an undefeated 3-year-old who will run Saturday in the Lane's End Stakes at Kentucky's Turfway Park. Cassidy co-owns the horse with several partners.

Cassidy, 54, has bred thoroughbreds since the 1970s, when he rose to stardom playing Keith Partridge on "The Partridge Family." He has used a different name because he didn't want to draw attention to his celebrity.

David Cassidy

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Penitents march during Holy Week procession of the 'Virgen Dolorosa' brotherhood in Palma de Mallorca, late March 21, 2005. Hundreds of Easter processions take place throughout Spain during Holy Week around the clock, drawing thousands of visitors.
Photo by Dani Cardona
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Heading Publishing Imprint

Mary Matalin

Mary Matalin, the Republican pundit and strategist also known as the wife/sparring partner of Democratic consultant James Carville, will run a new conservative publishing imprint at Simon & Schuster.

"It's the absolute nexus of what I love to do," Matalin told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "I think we're on the threshold of a whole new way of looking at politics and policy and there's something vital about getting those ideas down in book form."

The imprint, currently unnamed, is expected to release six to 10 books a year, beginning in 2006.

Mary Matalin

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Gets Probation

Tracey Gold

Former "Growing Pains" actress Tracey Gold was placed on three years' probation after she pleaded guilty to a second felony drunken driving charge in a rollover crash that injured her husband and two of their three children.

On Monday, a Superior Court judge decided to reduce the charge to a misdemeanor, but Deputy District Attorney Jeff Gorrell objected and said an earlier plea bargain was off and he wouldn't drop the child-endangerment charges against Marshall.

To avoid those charges, she pleaded guilty to the second felony drunken-driving charge.

Judge Bruce Clark then placed Marshall on three years' probation, ordered her to complete 30 days of work release supervised by the jail and 240 hours of community service.

Tracey Gold

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An Indian artist dressed as Hindu Lord Krishna (C) is showered with rose petals during a celebration of Holi, the Hindu festival of colours, in the northern Indian city of Mathura March 21, 2005. Coloured dust and water is extensively used in the religious Holi festival, which heralds the beginning of spring and is celebrated with great enthusiasm all over India. Picture taken on March 21, 2005.
Photo by Brijesh Singh
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Exiled Iraqi Musician

Rahim AlHaj

For Rahim AlHaj, noted Iraqi oud player, it was an impossible choice: Abandon a beloved instrument that had been his "best friend" since age 9 or risk another arrest by the Iraqi authorities.

Some 14 years ago, AlHaj stood at the Iraqi-Jordanian border for what seemed like an eternity before he realized there was no going back. Under Saddam Hussein's regime, he had already been imprisoned and tortured twice for political activism, and his mother had sold nearly everything to raise $20,000 for a false passport and safe passage to Jordan.

It was also the beginning of an odyssey that took AlHaj through nine years of exile in Jordan and Syria and ultimately landed him in Albuquerque, New Mexico, now home base between a growing number of performances around the country. He recently embarked on a tour through California.

Just five years ago, when AlHaj arrived in the U.S. Southwest as a political refugee, he was destitute and his hosts arranged for him to work at a local McDonald's to earn some money.

Instead he landed a job working nights as a security guard, where he was able to practice playing the oud, often called the grandfather of all string instruments, and learn English by studying a translation of a favorite Nietzsche book.

Rahim AlHaj

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Fox TV President Leaving

Gail Berman

Gail Berman, president of entertainment at the Fox Television network, is leaving to take an unspecified role at Paramount Pictures.

Berman would be the first high-profile hire of studio chief Brad Grey, who himself took the top spot at Paramount earlier this month.

Grey came to Paramount with extensive television experience. He had run the talent agency Brillstein-Grey Entertainment and produced films and television shows, most notably the HBO series "The Sopranos."

Gail Berman

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Vince Savidge, left, and Fred Eppley, fish while floating down the Susquehanna River near Selinsgrove, Pa., Tuesday, March 22, 2005, as they enjoy the 50-degree temperatures.
Photo by Carolyn Kaster
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Forgotten Text Dusted Off

Alexandre Dumas

A forgotten novel by Alexandre Dumas, author of 'The Three Musketeers', is set to go on sale in June after a scholar found the incomplete work buried among archives in France's national library.

Claude Schopp, an expert on Dumas' works, has spent 10 years touching up the story, entitled 'The Knight of Sainte-Hermine', which was rushed out in rough-and-ready serialised form in Dumas' final days but never published as a novel.

Dumas died in 1870 without completing the 900-page epic, extracts of which were published in serialised form in 1869 in a daily, 'Le Moniteur Universel'. The last chapter was unfinished and Schopp has added the final lines himself, in italics.

Alexandre Dumas

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Won't Settle

Sharon Bush

The former wife of President Bush's brother has rejected a proposed settlement of a slander lawsuit accusing her of spreading rumors that Neil Bush fathered a child out-of-wedlock.

Sharon Bush says paternity tests she ordered on the boy last year are unreliable. She claims the doctor who performed the test is unqualified, and that she hired a new DNA expert to review the original test.

The original results "are flawed and should be thrown out," Sharon Bush said in a statement released Tuesday by her publicist. "They do not demonstrate one way or the other who fathered the child."

Despite a letter to a judge from Andrews' lawyers announcing a proposed settlement Monday, Sharon Bush's legal team later filed papers saying the parties have "unsuccessfully attempted to settle this case" and are ready for trial in April.

Sharon Bush

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A dancer dressed in pre-colombian attire performs at the pyramids of San Andres Cholula, Mexico on Tuesday March 22, 2005 during the ongoing celebrations of the arrival of spring.
Photo by Joel Merino
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Day Early In Northern Hemisphere

Spring

Spring officially started a day ahead of schedule in the northern hemisphere, with the equinox occurring on Sunday rather than Monday, the Paris observatory said.

March 21 is generally held to be the date of the spring equinox -- or correspondingly the autumn equinox in the southern hemisphere -- but this year day and night were of equal length on Sunday, March 20.

The observatory said that since the adoption of the Gregorian calendar in 1582, the spring equinox can fall on either March 19, 20, or 21.

The last time it fell on March 19 was in 1796, and it is due to do so again in 2044.

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Prime-Time Nielsen

Ratings

Prime-time viewership numbers compiled by Nielsen Media Research for March 14-20. Top 20 listings include the week's ranking, with viewership for the week and season-to-date rankings in parentheses. An "X" in parentheses denotes a one-time-only presentation.

    1. (1) "American Idol" (Tuesday), Fox, 28.4 million viewers.
    2. (3) "American Idol" (Wednesday), Fox, 24.7 million viewers.
    3. (X) "Survivor: Palau," CBS, 18.4 million viewers.
    4. (42) "House," Fox, 17.3 million viewers.
    5. (16) "Cold Case," CBS, 17.3 million viewers.
    6. (18) "60 Minutes," CBS, 16 million viewers.
    7. (16) "Medium," NBC, 15.4 million viewers.
    8. (9) "Everybody Loves Raymond," CBS, 15.2 million viewers.
    9. (11) "Two and a Half Men," CBS, 15 million viewers.
   10. (7) "CSI: Miami," CBS, 14.6 million viewers.
   11. (4) "Desperate Housewives," ABC, 13.3 million viewers.
   12. (29) "The Amazing Race: 7," CBS, 12.7 million viewers.
   13. (36) "The Simple Life 3," Fox, 12.6 million viewers.
   14. (X) "CBS NCAA Basketball Championship" (Sunday) CBS, 12.5 million viewers.
   15. (25) "Law & Order: Criminal Intent," NBC, 12.4 million viewers.
   16. (32) "Las Vegas," NBC, 12.1 million viewers.
   17. (25) "24," Fox, 12.1 million viewers.
   18. (22) "Law & Order," NBC, 12 million viewers.
   19. (14) "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition," ABC, 11.8 million viewers.
   20. (18) "The Apprentice 3," NBC, 11.6 million viewers.

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An alligator rests on the banks of a lagoon behind the Hilton Head Preparatory School athletic field with a soccer ball, Monday, March 21, 2005 on Hilton Head Island, S.C. Joe Maffo, owner of Critter Management, a local company that handles nuisance alligators, said the ball wasnt harming the gator. Last year, Maffo removed five soccer balls from the mouths of alligators near Hilton Head Prep. Hell just spit it out when he gets tired of it, Maffo said. And several hours later Monday, thats what this gator did.
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