BartCop Entertainment Archives - Wednesday, 16 March, 2005

Wednesday

16 March, 2005

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Cory!! Strode On Graphic Novels

'Ex Machina'

One of the best new comics of last year is Ex Machina, from Wildstorm publications, and the first six-issue story arc has been collected in a $10 trade paperback called "The First Hundred Days". This comic came out last year with very little fanfare, and when I saw it in the ordering catalog, it looked like another bad idea that was being put into a comic book so someone could pitch it to a movie company. After the second issue came out, and was getting solid reviews I picked it up, and it's now of the comic I look forward to eagerly every month.

The premise is a simple one, really: A minor super-hero called "The Machine" is elected mayor of New York City. In most comics, this would mean that readers would be subject to stories that either are dragging talk-fests, or "Super-Mayor" who takes on the jobs the cops can't. Either way, it sounded like a bad 70's TV show. However, writer Brian Vaughn took it in a direction I wouldn't have expected, and instead of "West Wing With Super-Heroes", he treats the mayor's past in much the same way as if he would have been any other kind of minor celebrity who happens to find himself in high political office. The dialogue is crisp, and the characters in the comic are well defined, interesting and have a sense of history to them, as opposed to being simple plot or exposition devices.

The story in "The First Hundred Days" has two threads, the first being an artist who has offended people with her publicly funded painting, and the second dealing with the murder of garbage men in New York. Vaughn juggles the two plots, making both seem as important, even as one deals with his super-hero past and the other deals with the demands of the public and the media on a mayor. None of it feels forced, and unlike a lot of super-hero comics, you don't have to know anything about any other comic to jump right in to the story.

There is a minor quibble with the ending of one of the plots, but it's easy to see that Vaughn was trying to capture his feeling that no matter how much someone compromises in politics, there are those who just will never forgive. I wish that point could have been driven home in a better way, but it doesn't detract from the level of skill shown in this first outing for the series.

Tony Harris's art is well suited to the story, with a dark tone, and feeling of the grit and grime works well for the sequences of politicians having to make decisions that they may not want to, and dealing with their past when they can least afford to.

One of the few pieces of political writing that feels like it gets it right, "Ex Machina: The First Hundred Days" gets a 4 out of 5.



Cory!! Strode (The Best Dressed Man In Comics) has written comic books, novels, jokes for comedians, Op Ed columns, the on-line comic strip www.Asylumon5thstreet.com and has all kinds of things on his website www.solitairerose.com

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THOUGH A SCAVENGER

SQUIRREL HAS SOMETHING TO SAY

VERMIN ON THE MOUNT


Zen Man
(back in Nature...naturally)

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Nick Claussen: With a cluck, cluck here and a cluck, cluck there (The Athens News)
Walking into Rose Isgrigg's home, you immediately notice the three dogs jumping around, the cat staying away from the dogs, and the chicken sleeping in the box on the living room table.


Annalee Newitz: B-List Blogs (AlterNet)
Why bother to call something a blog, when the term is essentially meaningless?


Bob Sheak: Some thoughts on the 2nd anniversary of the U.S invasion of Iraq (The Athens News)
Many of us are deeply saddened or angry about why the Iraq War even happened and at what the horrendous costs of this U.S.-manufactured war and ongoing occupation have brought and will bring.


David Bruce: Wise Up! Opera (The Athens News)
Americans are at a great disadvantage when it comes to laughing at opera because most of us don't know whatever language the singers are singing in. For example, in Act III of "Carmen" by the French composer Georges Bizet the chorus of cigarette smugglers sing very loudly about how quiet they have to be because they are smugglers.


Full text of Human Rights Record of the US in 2004

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The Wall Street Poet

Airline Pillow Talk

To save money, some major airlines have stopped giving passengers pillows to rest their heads during flights. Ah, the joys and majesty of air travel...

Airline Pillow Talk

I don't expect a glass or two
Of the finest French merlot;
I know airlines are in a bind
With negative cash flow;
So substitute some peanuts
For the classy menu nouveau,
But give my aching head a break,
Bestow that little pillow.

Because you're over leveraged
And running out of dough,
I now endure cramped seating
And my neighbor's sharp elbow;
You frisk me when I get aboard,
It's needed, sure, I know,
But don't you think in frill-less skies
I've earned a little pillow?

©2005

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For more satirical financial verse: www.wallstreetpoet.com

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

WHEN WILL THE HAMMER FALL?

THE DAGO DUMPS THE CHIMP

NOW WE KNOW WHERE THE CHIMP CAME FROM

AND CHICKENS HAVE LIPS

SHUT DOWN THE NAZI NEWS NETWORK

THE MASTERS OF WAR

CHRISTIAN WING NUTS RESURRECT MENGELE

THE BRIDE OF FRANKENCHIMP

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny & pleasant.

Talked to dear old Dad - it was 2°(F), and he wasn't happy.



Tonight, Wednesday:

CBS starts the night with a FRESH 'Survivor: Palau', followed by a RERUN 'King Of Queens', then a FRESH 'Yes, Dear', followed by a RERUN 'CSI: The 3rd One'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Amanda Peet and marathon runner Dean Karnazes.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Kevin Pollak, Maureen Dowd, and Deana Carter.

NBC opens the night with a FRESH 'American Dreams', followed by a FRESH 'West Wing', then a RERUN 'Law & Order'.
On a RERUN Jay Leno (from 2/3/05) are Jamie Foxx, dog whisperer Cesar Millan, and LeAnn Rimes.
On a RERUN Conan (from 1/26/05) are Donald Trump, Wayne Brady, and Crossfade.
On a RERUN Carson Daly are Seth Green, Bill Walton, and Goldfinger.

ABC begins the night with a RERUN 'Lost', followed by a FRESH 'Alias', then a FRESH 'Wife Swap'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are John Stamos, Harland Williams, and Aslyn.

The WB offers a RERUN 'Smallville', followed by a RERUN 'Jack & Bobby'.

Faux has a RERUN 'That 70s Show', followed by another RERUN 'That 70s Show', then a FRESH 'American Idol', followed by a FRESH 'Simple Life: Interns'.

UPN has a FRESH 'America's Next Top Model', followed by a RERUN 'Kevin Hill'.

A&E has 'American Justice', another American Justice', 'Dog The Bounty Hunter', another 'Dog The Bounty Hunter', yet another 'Dog The Bounty Hunter', and 'One Strong Arm'.

AMC offers the movie 'Smokey & The Bandit', followed by the movie 'National Lampoon's Animal House', then the movie 'Every Which Way But Loose'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'As Time Goes By' - Episode 1;
 [2:40pm]    'Are You Being Served?' - Goobye, Mr. Grainger;
 [3:20pm]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 7;
 [4pm]    'The Saint' - The Death Game;
 [5pm]    'The Weakest Link' - Episode 52;
 [6pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Jones;
 [7pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 19;
 [7:30pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 21;
 [8pm]    'My Family - Lost Weekend;
 [8:40pm]    'The Catherine Tate Show' - Episode 4;
 [9:20pm]    'Coupling' - 9 1/2 Minutes;
 [10pm]    'Kumars at No. 42' - Boy George;
 [10:40pm]    'Goodness Gracious Me' - Episode 5;
 [11pm]    'My Family' - Lost Weekend;
 [11:40pm]    'The Catherine Tate Show' - Episode 4;
 [12:20am]    'Coupling' - 9 1/2 Minutes;
 [1am]    'Kumars at No. 42' - Boy George;
 [1:40am]    'Goodness Gracious Me' - Episode 5;
 [2am]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 19;
 [2:30am]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 21;
 [3am]    'My Family' - Lost Weekend;
 [3:40am]    'The Catherine Tate Show' - Episode 4;
 [4:20am]    'Coupling' - 9 1/2 Minutes;
 [5am]    'Kumars at No. 42' - Boy George;
 [5:40am]    'Goodness Gracious Me' - Episode 5;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Celebrity Poker Showdown', and 'Queer Eye - Girl'.

Comedy Central has 'MAD TV', 'Comedy Central Presents', followed by a FRESH 'Crank Yankers', 'South Park', another 'South Park', and 'Chappelle's Show'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Rev. Al Green.

History has 'Oil', 'Modern Marvels', another 'Modern Marvels', and 'Full Throttle'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    'Jackpot' (2001);
 [7:45AM]    Short: 'Joe And Charlie At The Ranch' (2001);
 [8AM]    'Me You Them' (2000);
 [10AM]    'Gray's Anatomy' (1997);
 [11:30AM]    'At The Angelika #94' (2005);
 [12PM]    'IFC Short Film Collection II' (2004);
 [2PM]    'Buena Vista Social Club' (1999);
 [4PM]    'Running Time' (1997);
 [5:15PM]    'At The Angelika #94' (2005);
 [5:45PM]    'Gray's Anatomy' (1997);
 [7:15PM]    'Buena Vista Social Club' (1999);
 [9PM]    'A Midsummer Night's Dream' (1999);
 [11PM]    'The Ballad Of Little Jo' (1993);
 [1:05AM]    'A Midsummer Night's Dream' (1999);
 [3AM]    'The Ballad Of Little Jo' (1993);
 [5:15AM]    'Henry's Film Corner #104' (2005).    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has all 'Ripley's Believe It Or Not!' all night.

Sundance  -   
 [6:10AM]    'In The Mirror of Maya Deren' (Feature);
 [8AM]    'Look Out Haskell, It's Real: The Making of Medium Cool' (Documentary);
 [9AM]    'Anatomy Of A Scene: The Clearing' (Original Production);
 [9:30AM]    'Tokyo Girls' (Documentary);
 [10:30AM]    'Secret Honor' (Feature);
 [12PM]    'Grass' (Documentary);
 [1:20PM]    'In The Mirror of Maya Deren' (Feature);
 [3:10PM]    'Men Named Milo, Women Named Greta' (Short);
 [3:30PM]    'The Target Shoots First' (Documentary);
 [4:45PM]    'Wendigo' (Feature);
 [6:30PM]    'Tokyo Girls' (Documentary);
 [7:30PM]    'Secret Honor' (Feature);
 [9PM]    'Bowling for Columbine' (Feature);
 [11PM]    'La Femme Nikita' (Feature);
 [1AM]    'Die Mommie Die!' (Feature);
 [2:30AM]    'Anatomy of a Scene: Die Mommie Die!' (Original Production);
 [3AM]    'The Marriage of Maria Braun' (Feature);
 [5AM]    'Don't You Worry, It Will Probably Pass' (Documentary).    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM spends the night featuring 6 films from director Fritz Lang.
 [6am]    'Blonde Inspiration' (1941);
 [7:30am]    'Kisses For Breakfast' (1941);
 [9am]    'Married Bachelor' (1941);
 [10:30am]    'My Life With Caroline' (1941);
 [12pm]    'The Great Mr. Nobody' (1941);
 [1:30pm]    'Look Who's Laughing' (1941);
 [3pm]    'Here We Go Again' (1942);
 [4:30pm]    'Mokey' (1942);
 [6pm]    'Road to Bali' (1953);
 [8pm]    'Ministry Of Fear' (1944);
 [9:30pm]    'Western Union' (1941);
 [11:15pm]    'Fury' (1936);
 [1am]    'You Only Live Once' (1937);
 [2:30am]    'Moonfleet' (1955);
 [4am]    'Clash By Night' (1952).
    (ALL TIMES EST)


Thursday  -  03/17

TCM:
 [6am]    'Not So Dumb' (1930);
 [7:30am]    'Dulcy' (1940);
 [9am]    'Two Girls On Broadway' (1940);
 [10:30am]    'Little Nellie Kelly' (1940);
 [12:30pm]    'Irene' (1940);
 [2:30pm]    'Three Cheers for the Irish' (1940);
 [4:30pm]    'The Irish In Us' (1935);
 [6pm]    'My Wild Irish Rose' (1947);
 [8pm]    'The Desperadoes' (1943);
 [9:30pm]    'Charley Varrick' (1973);
 [11:30pm]    '3 Godfathers' (1948);
 [1:30am]    'The Bank Dick' (1940);
 [2:45am]    'Odds Against Tomorrow' (1959);
 [4:30am]    'Vacation In Reno' (1946);
 [5:30am]    'Cartoon Alley #4' (2005).    (ALL TIMES EST)


TV LAND offers the FRESH, but pre-taped, 'TV Land Awards 2005'.



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Martin Chambers, right, and Chrissy Hynde, center, of The Pretenders accept their induction award with Neil Young watching during the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony Monday, March 14, 2005 in New York.
Photo by Julie Jacobson
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Charges Dismissed

Rosario Dawson

A Manhattan judge dismissed charges against Rosario Dawson and two others who were arrested while filming movie scenes near the location of last year's Republican National Convention.

Charges of disorderly conduct and obstructing government administration were dismissed Tuesday by Criminal Court Judge Melissa Jackson. The charges were filed against Dawson, director Stephen Marshall and Viaja Grosgalves following their arrest near Madison Square Garden, site of the 2004 GOP convention.

Police said at the time that Dawson was wearing two handkerchiefs on her face with only her eyes showing and that the group had refused to move when police told them to. They were arrested after Marshall tried to show police a city film permit.

Rosario Dawson

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Actor Gene Wilder (L) meets with Riverdance producer Moya Doherty in New York, March 15, 2005. Riverdance is celebrating it's 10th anniversary with a special performance at Radio City Music Hall and donated a portion of the proceeds to benefit Gilda's Club. Gilda's Club is an international cancer support organization created in memory of Wilder's wife, comedian Gilda Radner.
Photo by Jeff Christensen
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Musical Coming to Stage

'The Lord of the Rings'

A much-anticipated musical based on "The Lord of the Rings" will have its world premiere in Toronto next year, the show's producers announced Tuesday.

The $22 million show will open in March 2006 at the Princess of Wales Theatre with a largely Canadian cast, producer Kevin Wallace said.

The three-hour stage adaptation will feature book and lyrics by Shaun McKenna ("Lautrec," "Maddie") and Matthew Warchus (Tony nominated director of "Art" and "True West"), and music by A.R. Rahman ("Bombay Dreams") and Finnish group Varttina with Christopher Nightingale.

'The Lord of the Rings'

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Spoke In Ontario

Spike Lee

Many black students today are failing in school on purpose because peer pressure via media images has convinced them that smart equals white and that it's cool to become pimps or "video ho's," says pre-eminent African-American filmmaker Spike Lee.

And Lee told an audience composed largely of Ontario university students that people can vote with their pocketbooks to convince artists, record companies and media conglomerates like Viacom that the images in today's music videos or lyrics in gangsta rap are unacceptable.

Lee was invited to speak in Toronto by the Ryerson University student administrative council to help mark the International Day For the Elimination of Racial Descrimination on March 21.

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Fall Pilots

Casting News

Gina Gershon has joined the cast of UPN's drama pilot "The Lot," a soap about a group of twentysomething assistants working at a Hollywood studio backlot. Gershon will play an aggressive producer who is the demanding boss of one of the assistants.

"Cheers" alum George Wendt has been cast in the WB's untitled Ross McCall-Aaron Peters comedy pilot, which revolves around three childhood male friends in their 20s who seek the advice of a female life coach. Wendt, who received six Emmy nominations for playing Norm on NBC's "Cheers," recently wrapped the indie "Edmond," based on David Mamet's play.

Peter Weller ("RoboCop") has been tapped as the co-lead opposite Peter Facinelli in ABC's drama pilot "Westside," which centers on a team of Realtors at an upscale agency specializing in high-end Los Angeles homes.

Multiple Emmy winner Alfre Woodard has joined NBC's pilot "Inconceivable," a drama set at a fertility clinic. Woodard, who next appears in the film "Beauty Shop," would have a recurring role in the show.

Casting News

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Grammy Award winner Tony Bennett (R) poses for photographs with actor Tim Blake Nelson and singer Fiona Apple after accepting an award from the Creative Coalition, in recognition of his leadership and contributions to arts advocacy and arts in education, during a gala at the Willard Intercontinental hotel in Washington, March 14, 2005.
Photo by Hans Ericsson
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Arrested at Protest

Alexandra Paul

Former "Baywatch" actress Alexandra Paul and another woman were arrested at a vigil meant to save General Motors' EV1 electric cars.

On Monday, Paul and Colette Divine were in a car that blocked the path of trucks hauling the cars to Arizona to be destroyed, police said. Both women were booked on suspicion of failing to obey an officer, police Lt. William Berry said. They were released on their own recognizance and were scheduled to be arraigned Tuesday.

Paul and Divine were among dozens of electric car supporters holding an around-the-clock vigil outside a General Motors Corp. training center in Burbank, where more than 70 EV1s had been stored en route to a recycling plant near Mesa, Ariz.

"The one thing they (Paul and Divine) asked to relay to media was that it was a very peaceful act and they are very committed to saving these cars," said organizer Chelsea Sexton, a former GM employee responsible for promoting the EV1. Sexton now advises environmental groups and automakers on alternate-fuel vehicles.

Alexandra Paul

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Nebraska Withdraws Offer to Hire

Dian Fossey's Killer

The state of Nebraska made - and then abruptly took back - a job offer to a man convicted of murdering Dian Fossey, the American wildlife researcher whose work in Africa was the subject of the movie "Gorillas in the Mist."

The Health and Human Services System announced Monday that Wayne Richard McGuire had been hired as program director of a mental health office.

The offer was withdrawn, however, after The Associated Press reported McGuire was found guilty in absentia in Rwanda in the 1985 slaying of Fossey, who was hacked to death at a jungle camp in Rwanda.

McGuire, who has denied any involvement in Fossey's killing and currently works for a mental health agency in Oklahoma, told the AP his conviction did not come up during the interview process. He did not immediately return a phone message left after the state withdrew its job offer.

Dian Fossey's Killer

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A 'golden pheasant,' at the center of an elaborate 'viewing dish' prepared for a state dinner, is shown at the Wing Lai Yuen Szechuan Noodles Restaurant, Hong Kong, Tuesday, Jan. 11, 2005. The decorative dish has been assembled by chef Peng Gaofa using carrot, cucumber and mango slices for the bird's body, along with a brown-striped tail made of glutinous flour mixed with cocoa powder.
Photo by Anat Givon
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Not A Dog In Kansas

Greyhounds

When is a dog not a dog?

When it's a greyhound in Kansas.

It may sound like a punchline to a joke, but it's true. Two years after the Parimutuel Racing Act was passed in Kansas, the law protecting pets in the state was changed to exclude greyhounds from the designation of dog, KMBC's Bev Chapman reported.

The National Greyhound Association, based in Abilene, disagrees. The executive director called the change unnecessary and said greyhounds aren't bred for pets, and therefore, shouldn't fall under pet protection laws.

People who love the dogs, but not the sport, told KMBC it's time to call it like it is and to level the playing field when it comes to the law.

Greyhounds

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An aerial shot of the movie set for the new Superman movie shows a life-sized replica spaceship buried at the end of a ditch near the town of Breeza, about 300 km (186.4) northwest of Sydney, March 15, 2005. The big-budget Hollywood film titled 'Superman Returns' is being made in Australia and is scheduled to be released next year.
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Top Cardinal Blasts

'Da Vinci Code'

A top Catholic cardinal has blasted "The Da Vinci Code" as a "gross and absurd" distortion of history and said Catholic bookstores should take the bestseller off their shelves because it is full of "cheap lies."

Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, in an interview with the Milan newspaper Il Giornale, became the highest ranking Italian Churchman to speak out against the book, an international blockbuster that has sold millions of copies.

Bertone's comments were significant because until the Pope named him archbishop of Genoa in 2003 he was for years the number two man at the Vatican's most powerful department - the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith.

Bertone also strongly defended Opus Dei, the conservative Church organization that the book depicts as a ruthless, Machiavellian group that resorts even to murder in its attempt to keep the Church's secrets hidden.

'Da Vinci Code'

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Women view the 1890-1891 painting 'Cirque' (Circus) by French painter Georges Seurat as part of the exhibition 'Neo-Impressionism from Seurat to Paul Klee' at the Orsay Museum in Paris Monday March 14, 2005. The exhibition runs from March 15 to July 10, 2005.
Photo by Michel Euler
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High-Rise Hawks Have Egg in Nest

Pale Male & Lola

New York's high-rise hawks are expecting an addition to the family.

Pale Male and his mate, Lola, who live on the ledge of a Fifth Avenue apartment building overlooking Central Park, have at least one egg in their nest, according to the Pale Male.com Web site run by Lincoln Karim, a video engineer with Associated Press Television News who devotes most of his spare time to monitoring the birds.

The male hawk has sired 23 chicks with four mates since he first set up housekeeping at 927 Fifth Ave. in 1993.

Pale Male

Pale Male & Lola

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In Memory

Lyn Collins

Lyn Collins, whose funky vocals landed her a spot in James Brown's stage show and the nickname "Female Preacher," died of cardiac arrhythmia Sunday, said her son. She was 56.

Collins, whose voice also was sampled in the 1980s hip-hop hit "It Takes Two," died Sunday night at Huntington Memorial Hospital in Pasadena, her son Bobby Jackson said Monday.

Collins, who lived in Abilene, Texas, was visiting the Los Angeles area after having returned from a tour in Europe last month. She was due to start touring again next month.

Collins took up singing as a teenager. At 14, she married a man who worked as the local promoter for the James Brown Revue. Brown heard Collins sing and in 1970 she was invited to join his traveling show.

Her powerful voice led Brown to nickname her the "Female Preacher," and two years later, she cut her first solo album, "Think (About It)." In 1975, Collins released "Check Me Out If You Don't Know Me By Now."

Over the years, Collins' songs have also appeared in various compilations, but it was hip-hop duo Rob Base & D.J. E-Z Rock who exposed Collins' work to a new generation when they sampled one of her songs for their 1988 hit "It Takes Two."

Since then, other contemporary R&B and rap artists have also mined Collins' songs, including rapper Ludacris.

Lyn Collins

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In this photo released by the Bronx Zoo two-week-old cloud rat receives a meal from veterinarian technician Christine Bayha, Tuesday, March 15, 2005 in New York. Native to the Philippines, cloud rats are on exhibit at the Zoos Mouse House. The little male rodent is just one of the over 4,000 creatures that dedicated zookeepers and vets care for at the Bronx Zoo each day.
Photo by Julie Larsen Maher
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