BartCop Entertainment Archives - Wednesday, 16 February, 2005

Wednesday

16 February, 2005

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Cory!! Strode On Graphic Novels

Clyde Fans

One of the reasons I started writing this column was to bring comics to the attention of people who don't normally read comics. Comics are pretty much thought of as super-hero or fantasy stuff, and most weeks, if you go in to a comic shop, that's what you are going to find.

But, if you dig a bit deeper and look a bit harder, you can find things that not only don't fit into those genres, but also couldn't be done in any other medium. One of those books is "Clyde Fans"; the first collected volume of which is currently available. The cartoonist, Seth, is best known outside the comic book world as being the designed of the new "Complete Peanuts" series of books. His style is very understated, with muted coloring, simple lines, and an overall tone of New Yorker cartoons of the 1950's and 1960's.

Clyde Fans Volume One a simple story, really, and collects what would be considered two connected short stories. The first half is set near the present day, as the owner of a small fan distribution company is telling the story of his company to the reader. Seth has the character tell the story while going about an evening in his home. The technique is odd at first, but as the readers keeps going, the artist's storytelling choices sink in. It gives the story a slow, deliberate mood that fits the finality of what the character is talking about. Seth's other work has been slowly paced, using silent panels and single "mood drawings" to set tone, but "Clyde Fans" does it in such a way that the reader gets the mood and tone without noticing.

The second half of the book flashes back to the 1950's, when the character from the first half is sending his brother on his first sales trip. We already know that the brother fails from reading the first half, but it's here that Seth shows a mastery of character. With no narration, we follow the character through his trip, seeing who is as instead of being told who he is. Framing a simple sales trip as an allegory for something more important is nothing new in literature, but here, it is done with slow deliberation in a way that a movie wouldn't be able to do, and a novel would be overburdened with description by.

Clyde Fans is a comic that deserves at least two readings, once to grasp the story, and a second time to see the detail and care that Seth puts in to telling the story, with characterization and attention to detail done with deceptively simple looking artwork. I wasn't expecting much when I bought "Clyde Fans", thinking I would be getting a history lesson or another "Old things were better" nostalgia piece, but Seth surprised me by giving two of the most interesting characters in literature I have discovered in a long time.



Cory!! Strode (The Best Dressed Man In Comics) has written comic books, novels, jokes for comedians, Op Ed columns, the on-line comic strip www.Asylumon5thstreet.com and has all kinds of things on his website www.solitairerose.com

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

TIM DICKINSON: The Return of the Draft (Rolling Stone)


Evan Derkacz: Voice of America (AlterNet)


How to Talk to a Conservative About Social Security (Think Progress)


Maya Keyes ends speculation about her sexuality (The Advocate)


Ella Taylor: Deep Throat Doc (LA Weekly)


Terry Smith: Road-savvy Texas troubadour plays on former crony's home turf (Athens NEWS)


David Bruce: Kisses (Athens News)

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The Wall Street Poet

The Medicare Drug Poem

Why is the federal government planning to spend almost a trillion dollars on drugs for seniors in the next decade - and buying these drugs at retail?

The Medicare Drug Poem

We have a little company,
We're very tight with dollars,
Negotiate 'bout ev'ry cost,
Charge too much, and we hollers.

We never pay the asking price,
We're not that dumb or lazy,
Our vendors understand this game,
Pay retail - and you're crazy.

What happened then with geezer drugs,
This decade's budget skewer?
To drug firms Congress gave the store,
For lobbyists played whore.

©2005

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Purple Gene Reviews

'The Third Man'

Purple Genes' review of the movie " The Third Man" (1949) Directed by Carol Reed:

From the opening credits of "The Third Man", with the mesmerizing zither music of Anton Karas permeating the sound track and the actual zither strings super-imposed over the credits themselves - vibrating with each plucking - you know you are in for a memorable, magnificent movie experience……… Shot brilliantly in black and white and mostly at night in a bleak but beautiful bombed out post war Vienna, Robert Krasker received an Academy award for Cinematography….. And the direction and editing is simply flawless….

It's 1949 in a divided Vienna. American, British, Russian and French Zones separate the city from itself and black market activities thrive….

Holly Martins (Joseph Cotton "Citizen Kane" - "Shadow of a Doubt" - "Niagara") writes pulp westerns and loves Zane Grey and has come to Vienna at the behest of his old buddy Harry Lime (Orson Welles "Citizen Kane" - "Lady from Shanghai" - "Touch of Evil") but it seems that Harry has been run over by a truck and so we find Holly at the graveyard where he runs into a beautiful mysterious woman who happens to have been Harrys' girlfriend….Anna Schmidt (Alida Valli "Paradine Case" - "The Miracle of the Bells" - "The Stranger's Hand") we find out had been rescued from Russia with the help of Harry Lime…and she still loves the guy…..Holly falls in love with Anna at the funeral and the plot thickens…….

The official story about Harry's death says that two men brought him to the hospital….but Holly finds out that there was a THIRD MAN at the scene and he's determined to get to the bottom of it……What was Harry up to? Where is Harry now? Who was the Third Man?

Major Calloway (Trevor Howard "Brief Encounter" - "Passionate Friends" - "Mutiny on the Bounty") is the British officer in charge and when he runs into Holly Martins he tells Holly to go HOME…..But Holly presses on about Harry and finally finds out that Harry was involved in a sinister smuggling enterprise that brought much needed Penicillin into the Hospitals of Vienna….but Harry ended up watering down the medicine for profit …. killing and maiming thousands of infected children. Holly also finds out that Harry was in the passport forging business and that's why Anna is still in love with him…….but something is wrong with the story and Holly, in a spectacular scene, finds out that Harry is still alive …and running…that the whole accident was staged and here Harry is in the doorway across from Holly…….acting as if nothing at all was wrong.

Holly and Harry have a heart to heart in the car on a Ferris wheel and Holly realizes what a fool he's been for all these years thinking Harry had a heart…..Harry is actually evil and enterprising and dangerous…..and he disappears…..Holly decides to help Major Calloway catch Harry and at the same time Holly still wants to get the girl…but Anna is still stubbornly in love with Harry and won't leave….then the chase begins….

The chase scenes are in the elaborate underground sewers of Vienna…backlit with moving shadows and showers of effluent flowing to the Danube through elaborate waterways and canals…and Harry running like a rat……with everyone after him until the final gut wrenching, agonizing SHOT…

The final scene is long and slow and beautiful - with the Zither playing that hypnotic tune - Anna walks down a long tree lined street….right past Holly…end of movie!

Purple Gene gives "The Third Man" 10 romantically plucked zither strings out of 10 for being an absolutely perfect combination of movie, mystery and music

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

AND HE ALSO FUCKED MARILYN MONROE

THE CHIMPS ROCKET GOES LIMP

IT'S A GAS, GAS, GAS

US IS A TERRORIST STATE

THE PEANUT BUTTER PRESIDENT

HOW BUSH SUPPORTS OUR TROOPS

POTEMKIN AMERICA

QUEER EYE ON THE STRAIGHT GAL

SEAN HANNITY HAS A LITTLE DICK

TAKE THIS GOD AND SHOVE IT!

GUCKERT BENDS OVER

HOMO GOES ROCK HUNTING

QUEER EYE FOR THE NAZI GUY

THANKS BABE

TAXING REPUG MOBILES

WING NUTS GO HOMO HUNTING

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Last Night

Gray & overcast - more rain on the way.



Tonight, Wednesday:

CBS starts the night with '60 Minutes', followed by a FRESH 'King Of Queens', then the SEASON PREMIERE of 'Yes, Dear', followed by a FRESH 'CSI: The 3rd One'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Kelly Ripa and Taye Diggs.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Jennifer Beals, David Krumholtz, and Interpol.

NBC opens the night with a RERUN 'Medium', followed by a FRESH 'West Wing', then a FRESH 'Law & Order'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Charles Barkley, Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover model, and Sum 41.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Tom Selleck, Jamie Kennedy, and Kenny Chesney.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Dennis Rodman, Aisha Tyler, and Kings of Convenience

ABC begins the night with a FRESH 'Lost', followed by a FRESH 'Alias', then a FRESH 'Wife Swap'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Seth Green, Matthew Miller, and Naked Trucker.

The WB offers a FRESH 'Smallville', followed by a FRESH 'Jack & Bobby'.

Faux has a FRESH 'That 70s Show', followed by a FRESH 'Simple Life: Interns', then a FRESH 'American Idol'.

UPN has a FRESH 'The Road To Stardom With Missy Elliott', followed by a FRESH 'Kevin Hill'.

A&E has 'American Justice', another 'American Justice', 'Teen Thrill Killers', 'Airline', and another 'Airline'.

AMC offers the movie 'Lake Placid', followed by the movie 'Smokey & The Bandit', then the movie 'The Golden Child'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'As Time Goes By' - Episode 2;
 [2:40pm]    'Are You Being Served?' - Big Brother;
 [3:20pm]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 3;
 [4pm]    'The Saint' - The Ex-King of Diamonds;
 [5pm]    'The Weakest Link' - Episode 87;
 [6pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Burdett;
 [7pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 3;
 [7:30pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 5;
 [8pm]    'My Family' - Waiting To Inhale;
 [8:40pm]    'Worst Week of My Life' - Episode 7;
 [9:20pm]    'Coupling' - Remember This;
 [10pm]    'Kumars at No. 42' - Minnie Driver;
 [10:40pm]    'Goodness Gracious Me' - Episode 1;
 [11pm]    'My Family' - Waiting To Inhale;
 [11:40pm]    'Worst Week of My Life' - Episode 7;
 [12:20am]    'Coupling' - Remember This;
 [1am]    'Kumars at No. 42' - Minnie Driver;
 [1:40am]    'Goodness Gracious Me - Episode 1;
 [2am]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 3;
 [2:30am]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 5;
 [3am]    'My Family' - Waiting To Inhale;
 [3:40am]    'Worst Week of My Life' - Episode 7;
 [4:20am]    'Coupling' - Remember This;
 [5am]    'Kumars at No. 42' - Minnie Driver;
 [5:40am]    'Goodness Gracious Me' - Episode 1;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Project Runway', followed by a FRESH 'Project Runway', then 'Queer Eye - Girl'.

Comedy Central has 'MAD TV', 'Comedy Central Presents' (Arnez J.), followed by a FRESH 'Crank Yankers', 'South Park', another 'South Park', and 'Chappelle's Show'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Alan Cumming.

History has 'Modern Marvels', another 'Modern Marvels', yet another 'Modern Marvels', and 'Full Throttle'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    'Zentropa' (1991);
 [8AM]    'This Is Not A Film' (2003);
 [9:30AM]    'At The Angelika #93' (2004);
 [10AM]    'A Chef In Love' (1997);
 [11:45AM]    Short: 'Blink Of Paradise' (2000);
 [12PM]    'Zentropa' (1991);
 [2PM]    'This Is Not A Film' (2003);
 [3:30PM]    'IFC In Theaters' (2004);
 [3:45PM]    'The Quiet Room' (1996);
 [5:30PM]    'Clockwatchers' (1997);
 [7:15PM]    'A Chef In Love' (1997);
 [9PM]    'Gods And Monsters' (1998);
 [11PM]    'Juana La Loca' (Mad Love) (2001);
 [1AM]    'Gods And Monsters' (1998);
 [3AM]    'Going All The Way' (1997);
 [4:45AM]    'IFC Short Film Showcase';
 [5:45AM]    'IFC In Theaters' (2004).    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has all 'Ripley's Believe It Or Not!' all night.

Sundance  -   
 [6:25AM]    'Estonia Dreams Of Eurovision!' (Documentary);
 [7:30AM]    'This Charming Man' (Der Er En Yndig Mand) (Feature);
 [8AM]    'The Housekeeper' (Feature);
 [9:30AM]    'Koyaanisqatsi' (Feature);
 [11AM]    'Shorts Program 116' (Short);
 [12PM]    'In Satmar Custody' (Documentary);
 [1:15PM]    'Mother To Child' (Documentary);
 [2PM]    'The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant' (Feature);
 [4:05PM]    'Gigantic' (A Tale of Two Johns) (Documentary);
 [5:50PM]    'SUB!' (Feature);
 [6PM]    'The Housekeeper' (Feature);
 [7:30PM]    'Koyaanisqatsi' (Feature);
 [9PM]    'Work Hard, Play Hard' (Feature);
 [10:35PM]    'Anatomy of a Scene: The Door in the Floor' (Original Production);
 [11PM]    'Wilbur Wants to Kill Himself' (Feature);
 [12:45AM]    'Hidden' (Short);
 [1AM]    'And Now... Ladies and Gentlemen' (Feature);
 [3:15AM]    'Dracula: Pages From A Virgin's Diary' (Feature);
 [4:30AM]    'Gasoline' (Feature).    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM:
 [6am]    'Air Force' (1943);
 [8:15am]    'Stand By for Action' (1943);
 [10:15am]    'So Proudly We Hail' (1943);
 [12:30pm]    'Flight Command' (1940);
 [2:30pm]    'Torpedo Run' (1958);
 [4:15pm]    'Spellbound' (1945);
 [6:15pm]    'Mighty Joe Young' (1949);
 [8pm]    'The Time Machine' (1960);
 [10pm]    'Forbidden Planet' (1956);
 [12am]    'The Birds' (1963);
 [2am]    'The Last Voyage' (1960);
 [3:45am]    'Only Angels Have Wings' (1939).    (ALL TIMES EST)


Thursday  -  02/17

TCM:
 [6am]    'Gold Diggers Of 1933' (1933);
 [7:45am]    'General Spanky' (1936);
 [9am]    'So This Is Washington' (1943);
 [10:15am]    'That Girl From Paris' (1936);
 [12:15pm]    'Hollywood Canteen' (1944);
 [2:30pm]    'Cleopatra' (1934);
 [4:15pm]    'Imitation Of Life' (1934);
 [6:15pm]    'Bright Victory' (1951);
 [8pm]    'The Dirty Dozen' (1967);
 [11pm]    'The Bells Of St. Mary's' (1945);
 [1:15am]    'Oklahoma!' (1955);
 [3:45am]    'Hangmen Also Die' (1943).    (ALL TIMES EST)



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In this photo released by Doyle New York, a photograph of the painting 'A Bold Bluff,' by artist Cassius Marcellus Coolidge, is shown Tuesday, Feb. 15, 2005, in New York. A pair of paintings from the famed series depicting dogs playing poker sold for $590,400 at auction on Tuesday. The winning bid set a new auction record for Coolidge, whose previous top sale was $74,000 for a painting at a Sotheby's auction in 1999, said Alan Fausel, director of paintings at Doyle New York, which handled the Tuesday sale. The winning bidder was a private collector from New York.
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Egg Boy Tries To Make Trouble

Chris Rock

Producers of the upcoming Academy Awards are getting what they paid for when they hired sharp-tongued comic Chris Rock to host the Oscars -- a bit of pre-show controversy that could boost TV ratings.

Internet gossip columnist Matt 'Egg Boy' Drudge posted an item on his Web site over the weekend quoting unnamed members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences expressing outrage at some Oscar-bashing comments by Rock in an Entertainment Weekly interview. Rock said he had rarely watched the Oscars, and called award shows "idiotic."

Drudge, whose item ran under the headline, "Host Chris Rock Shock: Only Gays Watch Oscars," cited unnamed sources as saying angry academy members were privately calling for Rock to be removed as host.

But Oscar producer Gil Cates issued a statement on Monday saying he and the academy stand behind Rock, and denying that anyone at the academy had taken offense.

Likewise, the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation issued a statement in defense of Rock. "Chris Rock isn't making fun of gays -- he's poking fun at the Oscars," GLAAD executive director Joan Garry said. "It's shtick ..."

Chris Rock

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Actor Daniel Day-Lewis, right, holds hands with his wife, director Rebecca Miller, left, after Day-Lewis was awarded with a honorary Berlinale Camera prize at the 55th Berlin International Film Festival in Berlin on Tuesday, Feb. 15, 2005. Day-Lewis was honored for his contributions to the world of cinema.
Photo by Jan Bauer
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British Papers Pay Damages

Yusuf Islam (Cat Stevens)

Two British newspapers said Tuesday they had paid unspecified damages to the singer once known as Cat Stevens over articles suggesting the Muslim convert had links to terrorists.

The musician, now known as Yusuf Islam, said The Sunday Times and The Sun had promised not to repeat the allegation and agreed to pay his legal costs and "substantial damages."

Islam said he planned to use the settlement money to help children orphaned by the tsunami in Asia.

Yusuf Islam (Cat Stevens)

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No Longer Talking to Press

'Jeff Gannon'

James D. Guckert, the former White House reporter who's been accused of everything from asking partisan questions to being a male prostitute, is no longer speaking to the press, claiming it does not help his cause, he told E&P this morning.

That approach is a shift from Guckert's activities in the past week, when he has appeared on CNN and National Public Radio and allowed several other news organizations, including E&P, to interview him.

The controversial reporter resigned last week from his job with obscure conservative Web site Talon News, which is operated by a Texas Republican activist, after revelations that he had changed his name and allegations that he had set up sexually oriented Web sites.

In addition, evidence emerged on the site Americablog yesterday suggesting that Guckert not only set up sex sites but also offered his services as a male prostitute. When asked by E&P today about such accusations, Gannon declined to confirm or deny. "I am not going to talk about that," he said.

'Jeff Gannon'

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Yoko and Meryl Made It In

Women's Dictionary

For Meryl Streep and Yoko Ono, it is recognition at last. For J.K. Rowling and Condoleezza Rice, it is time to join the front ranks.

The latest update of the authoritative "Dictionary of Women's Biography" gives an intriguing glimpse into how female high achievers have fought for recognition in a man's world over the past five years.

From pilots to poisoners and queens to cooks, more than 2,000 women are listed in a book that gave authors Maggy Hendry and Jenny Uglow a chance to rectify some glaring omissions.

In the dictionary's first update for five years, Hollywood veteran Meryl Streep makes her debut as does sitcom pioneer Lucille Ball, the first person to have her own TV production company under her own control.

For the rest, Women's Dictionary

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A tearful B.B. King wipes his eyes as he accepts a resolution presented him by Sen. David Jordan, D-Greenwood, Tuesday, Feb. 15, 2005, at the Capitol in Jackson, Miss. The House and Governor's Office also honored the legendary bluesman with their own resolutions.
Photo by Rogelio Solis
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Baby News

Alice & Nicolas Cage

Oscar winner Nicolas Cage and his wife of nearly seven months are expecting a child, the actor's publicist said on Tuesday.

It would be the first child for Cage, 41, and his wife, the former Alice Kim, his spokeswoman told Reuters. No due date was given.

The actor and his wife, whose pregnancy was first reported by the syndicated TV show "Access Hollywood," met at a nightclub last year before marrying on July 30, 2004. She is a former waitress about 20 years his junior.

Alice & Nicolas Cage

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Set To Resume Concerts In May

Gordon Lightfoot

Gordon Lightfoot and Massey Hall in Toronto are a familiar pair - the singer-songwriter has made the most solo performances at the Hall of any performer. Lightfoot took a break for a few years as he fought a life-threatening illness, but now he's poised to return to his old haunt.

The legendary folk singer will give four performances May 18-21, it was announced this week. Tickets go on sale Feb. 17 (call 416-872-4255 or go to www.masseyhall.com).

Gordon Lightfoot

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(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Boxer Kills Self

'The Contender'

One of the aspiring young boxers featured in the upcoming reality show "The Contender" has committed suicide three weeks before the heavily promoted show is slated to debut on NBC, the network said on Tuesday.

Najai Turpin, 23, a middleweight from Philadelphia known as Nitro, shot himself to death early Monday while sitting in front of his girlfriend's house, police said.

An NBC spokeswoman said the show would premiere as planned on March 7 and would contain previously filmed segments about Turpin. A source close to the show said there was no evidence to suggest that the series was a factor in his death.

'The Contender'

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Sue Ellen Cooper, founder of the Red Hat Society wears a red hat Monday, Feb. 14, 2005, at the Red Hat Society Imperium store in Fullerton, Calif. The Red Hat Society traces its roots to 1998, when Cooper gave a friend a red hat along with a copy of a poem called 'Warning,' which begins: 'When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple / With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me. / And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves.'
Photo by Damian Dovarganes
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Reality Show Hunts for Next Janis Joplin

'Search for the Pearl'

If Joss Stone isn't busy, here's something she could probably win. Janis Joplin's estate has announced "Search for the Pearl," a reality TV talent search to find the next Joplin.

According to a statement, vocalists across the country will audition to recreate the vocal styling of Joplin, who died in 1970 at age 27. Five finalists will be flown to San Francisco to perform for a panel of judges. The selected Janis-a-like will then headline a world concert tour, performing with bands that played with Joplin including Big Brother & The Holding Company, the Kozmic Blues Band and Full Tilt Boogie Band. The tour will culminate in a star-studded tribute concert in 2006.

The estate also announced that Joplin's life will be the subject of a biopic starring pop singer Pink and directed by Penelope Spheeris.

'Search for the Pearl'

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Greenpeace activists display a banner on February 15, 2005 to highlight Sydney's Warragamba dam's water level that has dropped from 86 percent to 39 percent in capacity in the last three years. The dam supplies around 80 percent of Sydney's population of four million people.
Photo by Michael Amendolia
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Woman Sentenced

Drunk on Listerine

A woman who pleaded guilty to driving while drunk on three glasses of Listerine was sentenced Tuesday to two years of probation.

Officials suspected Carol Ries, 50, was intoxicated after she rear-ended another vehicle at a red light in January. Police found a bottle of the mouthwash in her car.

She passed one breath test, but failed another that used different equipment. Her blood alcohol level was .30 percent, more than three times the legal limit.

According to Listerine manufacturer Pfizer Inc.'s Web site, original formula Listerine contains 26.9 percent alcohol, more than four times that of many malt liquors, while other varieties contain 21.6 percent alcohol.

Drunk on Listerine

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Thousands of weapons are melted in a steel plant in Macedonia's capital Skopje, February 15, 2005. Around 2,260 different weapons, captured by Macedonian police over the last several years, were destroyed in the furnace on Tuesday.
Photo by Ognen Teofilovski
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Australian Museum Drops Bid To Clone

Thylacine

The Australian Museum has abandoned an ambitious attempt to clone an extinct marsupial known as the "Tasmanian tiger", or thylacine.

The project to clone the animal using DNA recovered from a pickled thylacine pup was started in 1999 by the museum's then-director, Mike Archer.

The last known thylacine, a striped, dog-like marsupial -- animals which keep their young in a pouch -- died in captivity in Hobart in 1936 and was believed to have been extinct on the Australian mainland for 2,000 years.

Thylacine

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A poisonous cane toad sits in a jar before feeding time at Sydney's Taronga Zoo February 15, 2005. Australian conservationists are combating an invasion of the toads through a modern-day Noah's Ark programme, taking pairs of endangered animals to toad-free islands to breed safely.
Photo by David Gray
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