BartCop Entertainment Archives - Wednesday, 15 February, 2006

Wednesday

15 February, 2006

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Cory!! Strode On Graphic Novels

Galactus

I'm going to do something a bit different this week, since I broke one of my own rules when it comes to reading comic books: I read a story before it was finished. For most of the time I have read comic books, the stories have been of two kinds: Short stories that finish in an issue (or less) or endless soap operas that go on and on for years. Then, in the mid-90's, the market for trade paperback collections of comics exploded and creators and editors started writing stories that would work better as trade paperbacks, and had "story arcs" that lasted between 4 and 8 issues.

Now, most comics are written this way, with Marvel having all of their new comics starting with 6 issue story arcs so that they can be put out as a trade paperback, or starting lesser characters as 5 or 6 issue mini-series. The first product line from Marvel that was explicitly made to be written this way was their "Ultimate" line, which featured updated versions of Spider-Man, the X-Men and other characters. The line has been amazingly successful, and has done well at having updated versions of these characters without the 40+ years of back story for new readers to sift through.

The latest "big event" in this line has been a modern version of the coming of Galactus. I really didn't want to like this story. I mean it. The promotional stuff that came out looked bad, the interviews leading up to it didn't interest me, and the fact that they were doing it in three different mini-series made me think it would going to be three issues of story spread out over fifteen issues of comic.

I was wrong.

I read Ultimate Nightmare and Ultimate Secret, the first two books in the trilogy over the weekend when I was wondering if I should order the third book and was blown away at how good it is. The story starts with the Avengers and the X-Men both investigating a strange occurrence in a former Soviet facility in Tanguska, Russia. From there, the story barrels forward at a fast clip and feels more like a movie than a comic book. The art has a gritty realism that makes the characters seem like real people, rather than brightly colored icons and lends itself to a feeling of dread that the story needs in order to work. Even thought it is the first third of a story, it comes to a satisfactory conclusion and works as a single story, while still wanting the reader to grab the next book and continue with the story.

The second book in the trilogy has the Avengers and the Fantastic Four dealing with an alien soldier who has been living on Earth for years and has to do with the information discovered in the first book. In the main Marvel Universe, there are bajillions of alien races, and they have been around so long, no one reacts to the fact that aliens are on Earth. This story has a great subplot of our current government's paranoia and inability to grasp what a real threat because they are creating their own problems, while still having a solid plot that keeps the sense of dread started in the first book, and brings more information to the table.

The best thing about this story is that it brings the reader along skillfully, giving them information as the characters get it, and playing against the information we already have from YEARS of bad Galactus stories in the other Marvel comics. It restores the feeling that characters are really in danger. We also get to know the characters, and it is a great introduction to the Ultimate line of books. The comic has the feel of a Big Summer Movie without falling into the endless cliches that have plagues "end of the world is coming" stories. The super-heroics are understated, and the story deals more with their reactions than their powers.

Now, I have to wait for four months to get the end of the story, but I'm glad I read these two books because they have me excited about the story. The good thing about a trilogy is that you get a sense of anticipation for each book as it comes out if it is done right, and this one is done right. I give both books a five out of five.


Cory!! Strode (The Best Dressed Man In Comics) has written comic books, novels, jokes for comedians, Op Ed columns, the on-line comic strip www.Asylumon5thstreet.com and has all kinds of things on his website, www.solitairerose.com

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I'LL CARRY YOUR BOOKS

IF I CAN GET A BIG KISS

OLD SCHOOL DESKS TALKING


zEN mAN
(imagining abandoned conversations from long ago)

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Eugene Robinson: Jessep Goes A-Hunting (washingtonpost.com)
I told you people Dick Cheney was dangerous.


Bush Administration Spent Over $1.6 Billion on Advertising and Public Relations Contracts Since 2003, GAO Finds (truthout.org)
... Rep. Henry A. Waxman, Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi, Rep. George Miller, Rep. Elijah E. Cummings, and other senior Democrats released a new Government Accountability Office report finding that the Bush Administration spent more than $1.6 billion in public relations and media contracts in a two and a half year span.


Bernard-Henri Lévy: A Letter to the American Left (thenation.com)
Nothing made a more lasting impression during my journey through America than the semi-comatose state in which I found the American left.


Richard Waters: US group implants electronic tags in workers
An Ohio company has embedded silicon chips in two of its employees - the first known case in which US workers have been "tagged" electronically as a way of identifying them.


Alice Walker: Outlaw, Renegade, Rebel, Pagan (Democracy Now!. Posted on Alternet.org)
Pulitzer Prize-winning author Alice Walker opens up about activism, love, writing and the rebirth of 'The Color Purple' as a Broadway musical.


David Edelstein: Now Playing at Your Local Multiplex: Torture Porn
Why has America gone nuts for blood, guts, and sadism?


Paul Farhi: Where the Rich and Elite Meet to Compete (washingtonpost.com)
Never mind the usual puffery about what this month's Winter Olympics are all about. Sure, there's the beauty of sports, the spirit of friendly competition, the dedication of great athletes and all that. But the Winter Games are about a few other things as well: elitism, exclusion and the triumph of the world's sporting haves over its have nots.


David Bruce: Wise Up: Revenge (athensnews.com)
It wasn't smart to mess with silent film comedian Mabel Normand. She once got into a major argument with movie executive Abraham Lehr, so she backed him into a corner, sprayed him with her perfume, then told his wife that she had seen him leaving a high-class, very expensive cathouse.

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The White House Dictionary

Jumper Bailey

Jumper Bailey's Bully Pulpit

The White House Dictionary


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Hubert's Poetry Corner

CONVERSATIONS OF BOBBIE JANE GAUDETTE


"CONVERSATIONS OF BOBBIE JANE GAUDETTE"


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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

0NE MORE CORRUPT LYING SACK OF REPUG SHIT

DUCK CHENEY

DICKHEAD DOES HEE HAW

YEA, RIGHT! AND BLACKS ARE ONLY TWO THIRDS OF A HUMAN BEING. WHAT A CREEP

FREEDOM IS ON THE MARCH. OOPS!

THE WACK-PACK

THE FASCISTS ARE AFRAID

LET'S HELP THOSE RICH PEOPLE, THEY'RE HURTING

NO CHILDS BEHIND LEFT

I DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGES

DICK CHENEY IS A MURDEROUS SCUM

I'M SORRY SCOOTER

CENSORED

HELP THE BLUE DOG

TAKE ME OUT RUDE

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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Mostly cloudy & 20° cooler than yesterday.


No new flags.


Tonight, Wednesday:

CBS starts the night with a FRESH 'Still Standing', followed by a FRESH 'Yes, Dear', then a RERUN 'Criminal Minds', followed by a RERUN 'CSI: The 3rd One'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Charles Barkley and Catherine Keener.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Paul Reiser, Judy Greer, and Jeff Cesario.

NBC fills the night with more FRESH (but pre-taped & edited) 'The XX Winter Olympics: Only America Matters Version'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Matt Dillon and "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit issue cover models.
Conan is pre-empted due to Olympics coverage.
Carson Daly is pre-empted due to Olympics coverage.

ABC begins the night with a FRESH 'George Lopez', followed by a FRESH 'Freddie', then a FRESH 'Lost', followed by a FRESH 'Invasion'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Fred Savage, Harold Perrineau, and Yellowcard.

The WB offers a FRESH 'One Tree Hill', followed by a RERUN 'Beauty & The Geek'.

Faux has a FRESH 'American Idol', followed by a FRESH 'Bones'.

UPN has a FRESH 'South Park', followed by a FRESH 'Veronica Mars'.

A&E has 'Cold Case Files', 'Dog The Bounty Hunter', another 'Dog The Bounty Hunter', 'Inked', another 'Inked', 'Criss Angel', and another 'Criss Angel'.

AMC offers the movie 'The Spy Who Loved Me', followed by the movie 'Octopussy', then the movie 'Moonraker'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - How to Recognize Different Types of Tree From Quite a Long Way Away;
 [2:40pm]    'Little Britain' - Episode 1;
 [3:20pm]    'Little Britain' - Episode 2;
 [4pm]    'At Home with the Braithwaites' - Episode 3;
 [5pm]    'Monarch of the Glen' - Episode 4;
 [6pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]    'House Invaders' - Episode 11;
 [7pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 10;
 [8pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Episode 5;
 [9pm]    'Little Angels' - Episode 3;
 [9:40pm]    'A Week of Dressing Dangerously' - Episode 7;
 [10:20pm]    'Changing Rooms' - Episode 7;
 [11pm]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - How to Recognize Different Types of Tree From Quite a Long Way Away;
 [11:40pm]    'Absolutely Fabulous' - Morocco;
 [12:20am]    'Absolutely Fabulous' - New Best Friend;
 [1am]    'Little Angels' - Episode 3;
 [1:40am]    'A Week of Dressing Dangerously' - Episode 7;
 [2:20am]    'Changing Rooms' - Episode 7;
 [3am]    'Cambridge Spies' - Episode 3;
 [4am]    'Cambridge Spies' - Episode 4;
 [5am]    'Cambridge Spies' - Episode 5;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo has 'Project Runway', another 'Project Runway', still another 'Project Runway', then a FRESH 'Project Runway'.

Comedy Central has 'Comedy Central Presents', 'Reno 911!', last night's 'Jon Stewart', an old 'Colbert Report', 'Chappelle's Show', 'South Park', another 'South Park', and 'Drawn Together'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Julianne Moore.
On a RERUN Colbert Report is Al Jazeera reporter David Marish.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Atlantic Wall', another 'Modern Marvels', and yet another 'Modern Marvels'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    Akira Kurosawa: The Last Emperor (1999);
 [7AM]    Frazetta: Painting With Fire (2003);
 [8:45AM]    Seven's Eleven (2004);
 [9AM]    Happy Accidents (2000);
 [11AM]    Invincible (2001);
 [1:30PM]    You See Me Laughin' (2002);
 [3PM]    IFC Short Film Collection I: February (2006);
 [5PM]    Invincible (2001);
 [7:30PM]    You See Me Laughin' (2002);
 [9PM]    Royal Deceit (1994);
 [10:30PM]    Henry Fool (1997);
 [1AM]    Royal Deceit (1994);
 [2:30AM]    Henry Fool (1997);
 [5AM]    Independent Spirit Award Nomination Show (2005);
 [5:30AM]    Short: The Cleats of Imminent Doom (2005).    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has all 'Ghost Hunters' all night.

Sundance  -   
 [7:30AM]    The Naked Man;
 [9:15AM]    Claude Chabrol L'Artisan;
 [10:15AM]    Lucie Aubrac;
 [12:15PM]    Foxes;
 [2PM]    A Man's Gotta Do;
 [3:35PM]    The Naked Man;
 [5:15PM]    Le Confessional;
 [7PM]    Raggedy Man;
 [8:35PM]    Sea Horses;
 [9PM]    Kath & Kim: Mango Espradrille;
 [9:30PM]    Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers;
 [10PM]    FACE;
 [11:30PM]    No Problem;
 [12AM]    La Vie Promise;
 [1:35AM]    Darkman;
 [3:15AM]    Darkman II: The Return of Durant;
 [4:50AM]    Le Confessional.    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM:
 [6AM]    Up In Arms (1944)     [View Trailer];
 [8AM]    Wonder Man (1945)     [View Trailer];
 [9:45AM]    Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942);
 [12PM]    Watch On The Rhine (1943);
 [2PM]    Little Women (1949)     [View Trailer];
 [4:15PM]    Executive Suite (1954)     [View Trailer];
 [6PM]    An American in Paris (1951)     [View Trailer];
 [8PM]    Pillow Talk (1959);
 [10PM]    That Touch of Mink (1962);
 [12AM]    Born Yesterday (1950);
 [2AM]    White Heat (1949);
 [4AM]    Primrose Path (1940).    (ALL TIMES EST)


Thursday  -  02/16

TCM:
 [6AM]    Madame Curie (1943)     [View Trailer];
 [8:15AM]    Johnny Belinda (1948);
 [10AM]    The Way We Were (1973);
 [12PM]    Funny Girl (1968)     [View Trailer];
 [2:45PM]    Bad Day At Black Rock (1955)     [View Trailer];
 [4:15PM]    Torpedo Run (1958);
 [6PM]    A Stolen Life (1946);
 [8PM]    Sahara (1943)     [View Trailer];
 [10PM]    The Lives Of A Bengal Lancer (1935)     [View Trailer];
 [12AM]    Here Comes the Groom (1951);
 [2AM]    The Road to Utopia (1946)     [View Trailer];
 [3:45AM]    The Enchanted Cottage (1945);
 [5:30AM]    Three Comrades (1938).    (ALL TIMES EST)



Any opinions?

Or reviews?



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Star Wars director George Lucas, left, joins House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi of Calif. during a technology town meeting on Capitol Hill, Tuesday, Feb. 14, 2006. Lucas took part in the meeting where they discussed the need to create a new generation of innovators that reflects the diversity of our country.
Photo by Lauren Victoria Burke
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Meets Finnish President

Conan O'Brien

"Late Night" jokester, Conan O'Brien, who ran a mock ad campaign endorsing the re-election of Finnish President Tarja Halonen - because of her strong resemblance to him, red hair and all - had a face-to-similar-face meeting with her Tuesday at the presidential palace in downtown Helsinki.

O'Brien handed the Nordic country's first female president a box of chocolates in the shape of a red heart as they posed for photographers before their 15-minute meeting. Halonen gave him Finnish troll dolls to take home.

The president's spokeswoman said Halonen had wanted to thank O'Brien for making Finland better known, and the two had agreed they "might, indeed, resemble each other."

Conan O'Brien

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Tries to Regroup

Rock the Vote

Rock the Vote is turning 16 this year, but the birthday for the organization that has used Madonna, R.E.M. and other music stars to get millions of young people involved in politics is shaping up to be anything but sweet.

The nonprofit group founded in Los Angeles in 1990 is $500,000 in debt and down to just two employees, from 20 in 2002, according to tax documents and Hans Riemer, the organization's political director.

Rock the Vote has been courting donors and hopes to make an announcement in about a month about its future, Riemer said.

Rock the Vote

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Dame Shirley Bassey attends the show for designer Julien MacDonald at his Autumn/Winter 2006 show during London Fashion Week in London February 14, 2006.
Photo by Luke MacGregor
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Helping Solve Hunley Mystery

Patricia Cornwell

Best-selling crime author Patricia Cornwell will donate at least $500,000 to help researchers solve the mystery of the sinking of the Confederate submarine Hunley, the first sub in history to sink an enemy warship.

"This is a crime scene and you are doing an autopsy on that submarine," Cornwell told The Associated Press Tuesday. "It's much like Jack the Ripper - you take the best modern science and apply it to a very old investigation and see if you can make the dead speak after all these years."

The eight-man, hand-cranked sub rammed a spar with black powder into the Union blockade ship Housatonic off Charleston on Feb. 17, 1864. The Hunley never made it back.

Patricia Cornwell

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Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)

Willie Nelson

Country music outlaw Willie Nelson sang Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys and My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys more than 25 years ago.

He released a very different sort of cowboy anthem this Valentine's Day.

Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other) may be the first gay cowboy song by a major recording artist. But it was written long before this year's Oscar-nominated Brokeback Mountain made gay cowboys a hot topic.

Available exclusively through ITunes, the song features choppy Tex-Mex style guitar runs and Nelson's deadpan delivery of lines like, "What did you think all them saddles and boots was about?" and "Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out."

The song, which debuted Tuesday on Howard Stern's satellite radio show, was written by Texas-born singer-songwriter Ned Sublette in 1981. Sublette said he wrote it during the Urban Cowboy craze and always imagined Nelson singing it.

Willie Nelson

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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William Allen White Foundation National Citation

Gordon Parks

Health concerns kept photojournalist and filmmaker Gordon Parks from accepting the William Allen White Foundation National Citation in the state where he grew up. But in a videotaped presentation at the University of Kansas, the 93-year-old Parks said Kansas remains his home.

Parks, a former Life magazine photographer who directed "The Learning Tree," "Shaft" and "Shaft's Big Score," also said he wants to be buried in the eastern Kansas town of Fort Scott, where he grew up.

Parks, who no longer travels, said he wanted to accept the award in Lawrence, "but my doctor said no."

While Parks has received numerous honors over his long career, he said the William Allen White Foundation award headed the list because "it's from Kansas."

Gordon Parks

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Anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan talks to New Orleanians displaced by Hurricane Katrina during a rally themed 'Have a Heart, St. Bernard Must Restart,'' in the St. Bernard Housing Development, in New Orleans, Tuesday, Feb. 14, 2006.
Photo by Cheryl Gerber
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'Friday 13th' - XI

Jason Voorhees

Hollywood is to revive the classic 1980 fright flick "Friday the 13th," with the 11th movie in the money-spinning slasher series, the industry press said.

The New Line Cinema picture will be a prequel to the original film and will center on the origins of masked slasher Jason Voorhees who has terrified a generation of movie-goers, Daily Variety and Hollywod Reporter said.

Producers are hoping to release the new movie ahead of Friday October 13 this year, but the feat may be hard to pull off, reports said.

Jason Voorhees

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Former Prisoners Promote Film

'The Road to Guantanamo'

Two former Guantanamo Bay captives joined British director Michael Winterbottom on Tuesday to promote his semi-documentary film about their experience and call for closure of the U.S. detention center.

Asif Iqbal, Ruhel Ahmed and Shafiq Rasul were captured in Afghanistan in 2001, then released without charge in March 2004. "The Road to Guantanamo," one of 19 films competing at this year's Berlin International Film Festival, combines interviews with the men, news archive material and scenes recreating their experience in the facility on the island of Cuba.

The United States currently is holding about 500 people in Guantanamo on suspicion of links to al-Qaida or the Taliban, though only 10 suspects have been charged. The facility has drawn widespread criticism in Europe and elsewhere.

'The Road to Guantanamo'

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Harvard Study Blasts Bush Education Policy

'No Child Left Behind'

Resident George W. Bush's No Child Left Behind education policy has in some cases benefited white middle-class children over blacks and other minorities in poorer regions, a Harvard University study showed on Tuesday.

Bush's 2001 No Child Left Behind Act was meant to introduce national standards to an education system where only two-thirds of teenagers graduate from high school, a proportion that slides to 50 percent for black Americans and Hispanics.

But instead of uniform standards, the policy has allowed various states to negotiate treaties and bargains to reduce the number of schools and districts identified as failing, said the study by Harvard University's Civil Rights Project.

'No Child Left Behind'

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The latest Star Wars-Mr. Potato Head character, 'Artoo Potatoo' (C), is shown for the first time at the American International Toy Fair in New York February 13, 2006. Behind 'Artoo Potatoo' are 'Spud Trooper' (L) and 'Darth Tater'.
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Deny Breakup Report

Holmes - Cruise

Not true. That was Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' response Tuesday to a Valentine's Day report by Life & Style magazine claiming that the Hollywood superstar and his pregnant paramour have split up.

The Feb. 27 issue of the magazine, which will be on news stands Friday, says in a cover story that the public pair "plan to keep up the charade of their romance until after their baby's birth this spring."

A representative for the magazine said, "We stand 100 percent behind our story."

Holmes - Cruise

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Involved in Car Crash

Shannen Doherty

Shannen Doherty was bruised and cut on her thigh in a car crash that sent another motorist to the hospital, authorities and Doherty's publicist said Tuesday.

The 34-year-old actress was driving a Range Rover and making a left turn onto the Pacific Coast Highway on Monday when there was a collision with another vehicle, said Lt. Steve Wilson of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.

Wilson said investigators listed Doherty as "the party most at fault," but her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik noted there were no citations.

Shannen Doherty

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Reserve Deputy

Lou Ferrigno

The Incredible Hulk is now a county sheriff's department reserve deputy.

Lou Ferrigno, 54, who played the green-skinned monster on the CBS TV show from 1977 to 1982, was sworn in during a ceremony Monday night.

Ferrigno will serve at least 20 hours a month, help recruit new deputies and work with the sheriff's Youth Activities League and the Special Victims Bureau, which assists abused children.

Lou Ferrigno

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Kanjana Ketkaew, 36, (R) with scorpions poses with Bunthawee Sengwong (L), 29, with a centipede in his mouth during their wedding ceremony on Valentine's Day in the Thai resort town of Pattaya, about 130 km (80 miles) southeast of Bangkok February 14, 2006. Kanjana holds a world record for staying in a plastic cage with 3,400 scorpions for 32 days. Her husband holds a world record for staying in a cage with 1,000 centipedes for 29 days.
Photo by Sukree Sukplang
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Polish Paintings Declared Authentic

Rembrandt

A Dutch expert has confirmed that two paintings, part of Warsaw's royal palace collection, are authentic works by the famous 17th-century artist Rembrandt, a Polish art official said.

The conclusion reached by the expert, Ernst van den Wetering, puts an end to the uproar over whether they were genuine works by Rembrandt van Rijn (1606-1669), which art historians have been insisting on since 1969.

The Dutch expert made two visits to Warsaw and this week reached a positive conclusion that "they were indeed Rembrandt works," she said.

Rembrandt

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Photos Up for Auction

Steichen & Stieglitz

"The Pond-Moonlight," by Edward Steichen, is part of a photograph collection that was to be auctioned by Sotheby's Tuesday night and Wednesday morning. The photo, taken on Long Island in 1904, shows a pond in a wooded area, with light filtering through the trees and reflected in the water.

Pre-sale estimates by the auction house price it between $700,000 and $1 million, the highest estimate in the sale of about 140 pictures. If it sells for more than $822,400, it will set a record for a 20th-century photograph; if it sells for more than $1,248,000, it will become the highest-priced photograph ever auctioned.

Along with the Steichen photo, which measures a little over 16 inches by 19 inches, the auction also includes works by Alfred Stieglitz, Paul Outerbridge Jr., Edward Weston and Alvin Langdon Coburn. The Stieglitz works include photographs of his wife, artist Georgia O'Keeffe. A photo of her hands and another of her nude have pre-sale estimates of between $300,000 and $500,000.

Steichen & Stieglitz

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Season to-Date Ratings

Syndicated Talk

Based on season to-date ratings through Jan. 22, 2006, here are the results for the 11 current first-run talk show strips in households, and key women 18-49 and women 25-54. Percent change for the nine established talkers versus the comparable year-ago period appear in parentheses.

-Households:
   Oprah: 7.4 (- 3), Dr. Phil: 5.3 (- 1), Live With Regis & Kelly: 3.5 (- 1), Maury: 3.2 (no change), Ellen: 2.4 (+13), Jerry Springer: 2.3 (+ 1), Montel: 2.2 (-13), Martha: 1.8, Tyra Banks: 1.6, Tony Danza: 1.2 (-12), Starting Over: 1.1 (- 1)

-Women 18-49:
   Oprah: 4.6 (- 4), Dr. Phil: 2.9 (- 9), Maury: 2.2 (+ 1), Live With Regis & Kelly: 1.7 (-13), Ellen: 1.5 (+12), Jerry Springer: 1.4 (+ 8), Montel: 1.3 (-15), Tyra Banks: 1.2, Martha: 0.9, Starting Over: 0.8 (- 7), Tony Danza: 0.5 (-13)

-Women 25-54:
   Oprah: 5.2 (- 4), Dr. Phil: 3.4 (- 7), Maury: 2.1 (+ 5), Live With Regis & Kelly: 2.1 (- 6), Ellen: 1.7 (+24), Montel: 1.4 (-16), Jerry Springer: 1.3 (+ 4), Tyra Banks: 1.1, Martha: 1.0, Starting Over: 0.9 (-12), Tony Danza: 0.6 (-22)

Syndicated Talk

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Actress Molly Sims is shown wearing a $30 million diamond bikini in this publicity photograph released February 14, 2006. The bikini, designed by Susan Rosen is made up of over 150 carats of D flawless diamonds. The bikini is featured in the 2006 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue which is being released February 14.
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Basic Cable Networks

Ratings

Rankings for the top 15 programs on basic cable networks as compiled by Nielsen Media Research for the week of Feb. 6-12. Day and start time (EST) are in parentheses.

    1. "NASCAR Budweiser Shootout" (Sunday, 4:27 p.m.), TNT, 4.11 million homes, 6.15 million viewers.
    2. AFC/NFC Pro Bowl (Sunday, 6 p.m.), ESPN, 4.07 million homes, 5.96 million viewers.
    3. "WWE Raw" (Monday, 9 p.m.), USA, 4.01 million homes, 5.67 million viewers.
    4. "WWE Raw" (Monday, 10 p.m.), USA, 3.98 million homes, 5.83 million viewers.
    5. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Sunday, 9:30 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 3.26 million homes, 4.48 million viewers.
    6. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Saturday, 9:30 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 3.15 million homes, 4.15 million viewers.
    7. "Fairly Odd Parents" (Sunday, 10 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 3.12 million homes, 4.22 million viewers.
    8. "Fairly Odd Parents" (Saturday, 10 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 3 million homes, 3.89 million viewers.
    9. "Fairly Odd Parents" (Saturday, 10:30 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 2.99 million homes, 3.92 million viewers.
   10. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Saturday, 9 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 2.89 million homes, 3.68 million viewers.
   11. "Bank of America NASCAR Pre-Race Special" (Sunday, 4 p.m.), TNT, 2.828 million homes, 3.88 million viewers.
   12. "Drake & Josh" (Monday, 5:30 p.m.), Nickelodeon, 2.826 million homes, 3.87 million viewers.
   13. Movie: "For One Night" (Monday, 9 p.m.), Lifetime, 2.80 million homes, 3.84 million viewers.
   14. "Law & Order: SVU" (Saturday, 9 p.m.), USA, 2.79 million homes, 3.57 million viewers.
   15. "Drake & Josh" (Saturday, 11:30 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 2.74 million homes, 3.54 million viewers.

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Prime-Time Nielsen

Ratings

Prime-time viewership numbers compiled by Nielsen Media Research for Feb. 6-12. Listings include the week's ranking, with viewership for the week and season-to-date rankings in parentheses.

An "X" in parentheses denotes a one-time-only presentation.

    1. (1) "American Idol-Tuesday," Fox, 31.2 million viewers.
    2. (2) "American Idol-Wednesday," Fox, 28.7 million viewers.
    3. (3) "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," CBS, 27.4 million viewers.
    4. (6) "Grey's Anatomy," ABC, 25.4 million viewers.
    5. (4) "Desperate Housewives," ABC, 23.5 million viewers.
    6. (X) "Winter Olympics-Sunday," NBC, 23.24 million viewers.
    7. (X) "Winter Olympics-Saturday," NBC, 23.23 million viewers.
    8. (28) "House," Fox, 22.2 million viewers.
    9. (X) "Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony," NBC, 22.2 million viewers.
   10. (5) "Without a Trace," CBS, 20.3 million viewers.
   11. (7) "Dancing with the Stars," ABC, 20.0 million viewers.
   12. (11) "Survivor: Panama-Exile Island," CBS, 18.8 million viewers.
   13. (14) "Lost," ABC, 18.73 million viewers.
   14. (8) "CSI: Miami," CBS, 18.68 million viewers.
   15. (X) "Grammy Awards," CBS, 17.0 million viewers.
   16. (12) "Two and a Half Men," CBS, 16.3 million viewers.
   17. (12) "NCIS," CBS, 16.1 million viewers.
   18. (20) "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition," ABC, 15.9 million viewers.
   19. (16) "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit," NBC, 15.2 million viewers.
   20. (17) "Dancing with the Stars-Results," ABC, 14.6 million viewers.

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Andreas Katsulas

Andreas Katsulas, the character actor known to SF fans as G'Kar on Babylon 5 and a familiar face from Star Trek and other SF&F TV shows, died Feb. 13 of lung cancer in Los Angeles, his agent, Donna Massetti, confirmed to SCI FI Wire. He was 59.

Katsulas, a longtime resident of Los Angeles, played the Narn ambassador G'Kar for five years in the syndicated cult TV series Babylon 5, starting in 1993. He reprised the role in subsequent Babylon 5 telefilms.

Katsulas was also no stranger to Trek fans, playing Romulan Cmdr. Tomalak in Star Trek: The Next Generation. His last appearance in a Trek series was as a Vissian captain on an episode of Enterprise.

Born in St. Louis, Katsulas held a master's degree in theater from Indiana University, his official Web site said. After performing in plays in St. Louis, New York and Boston, he went on to film roles in such movies as Michael Cimino's The Sicilian, which brought him to Los Angeles, then in Ridley Scott's Someone to Watch Over Me and Blake Edward's Sunset.

Katsulas moved to Los Angeles permanently in 1986 and found scores of television and film parts in everything from TV's Alien Nation and Max Headroom to the big screen's The Fugitive, in which he played the infamous one-armed man, and Executive Decision opposite Kurt Russell and Steven Seagal.

Andreas Katsulas


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A pair of tropical 'kissing fish' kiss at a pet store in Shanghai February 14, 2006. 'Kissing fish', called 'jie wen yu' locally, are popular gifts during Valentine's Day in China.
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