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Tuesday

15 November, 2005

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Recommended Reading

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Donna Ladd: You Can Do That (jacksonfreepress)
Despite the mythologizing of Rosa Parks, she was human just like the rest of us. This very normal woman simply looked in the mirror and told herself, "You can do that"-a simple act that is also necessary in today's difficult times.


Matthew Rothschild: Bush Tries to Gag Critics in Veterans Day Speech (progressive.org)
In his Veterans Day speech, Bush took the low road. Responding to critics who charge him with manipulating intelligence and hoodwinking the American people into war, Bush said: "It is deeply irresponsible to rewrite the history of how the war began." And then he set about rewriting it.


Bush's Misuse of Science
Has the Bush administration systematically distorted scientific fact in the service of policy goals on the environment, health, biomedical research and nuclear weapons at home and abroad? Continue to read a report by the Union of Concerned Scientists...


An Interview with Mike Nelson: A critic's favorite as long time host and head writer for the legendary Mystery Science Theater 3000 (liheliso.com)
Ginger Mayerson: Do you have any idea what GW Bush's appeal is?
MN: Clarity, I think. And his shoes.


LYDIA MARCUS: Coffey Talk: "Ellie Parker" director Scott Coffey escapes from L.A. (frontierspublishing.com)
Naomi [Watts] was a struggling actress when you started Ellie Parker, and then she became famous and you shot more installments of Ellie Parker. What's that been like?
It's been pretty intense, it's been really amazing. I mean, God, her life changed overnight. She went from struggling and getting ready to quit to being one of the most sought-after actresses in the world.


JOHN POLLY: "RENT" GIRLS (frontierspublishing.com)
Rosario Dawson and Tracie Thoms may be the newbies in the Rent movie cast, but they bring their own oomph to this bohemian rhapsody


Sheerly Avni: Dowd, Where's My Country? ( AlterNet.org)
The real spectacle of gender in America includes the struggles over family health care, abortion rights, financial parity, the availability of day care for working parents, the condition of public schools and unionization for undocumented aliens (all those "maids" Dowd thinks might steal the eligible bachelors). But Dowd doesn't care much about these details. They're not sexy, after all. Instead she worries about ... dating and primping.

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Hubert's Poetry Corner

TWO JERKS AS TRUTH LURKS

TOM, DICK & HARRY

"TWO JERKS AS TRUTH LURKS"


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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

JESUS FREAKS STEAL WAMPUM

HOT TIME IN THE OLD WORLD TONIGHT

LET THEM EAT TOMBSTONES

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES

LESS POPULAR THAN HERPES

REV. RIDICULOUS

BURN IN HELL SCUM-SUCKING SON OF A BITCH

INTO THE TOILET

THE CHIMP IS A DRAG

LYING REPUG BASTARDS

FASCIST AMERICA

CLUSTERS WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE GOOD NIGHT

TAKE ME OUT RUDE

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Tonight, Tuesday:

CBS fills the night with the LIVE 'Country Music Awards' (tape-delayed & edited on the left coast).
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Joaquin Phoenix, Champ Car auto racing winner Sebastien Bourdais, and Trisha Yearwood.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Pepe the Prawn, John Lahr, and Patti Smith.

NBC starts the night with a FRESH 'Biggest Loser', followed by a FRESH 'My Name Is Earl', then a FRESH 'The Office', followed by a FRESH 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Joan Embery and Melissa Etheridge.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Reese Witherspoon, Jon Favreau, and Kevin Brennan.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Patton Oswalt, the Sounds, and Max & the Attack (house band for the week).

ABC opens the night with a FRESH 'Jim', followed by a FRESH 'Hot Properties', then a FRESH 'Commander In Chief', followed by a FRESH 'Boston Legal'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel is Destiny's Child.

The WB offers a FRESH 'Gilmore Girls', followed by a FRESH 'Supernatural'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Bones', followed by a FRESH 'House'.

UPN fills the night with the FRESH, but pre-taped 'Vibe Awards'.

A&E has 'Amerian Justice', 'Cold Case Files', 'Dog The Bounty Hunter', and a FRESH 'Random 1'.

AMC offers the movie 'Fletch', followed by the movie 'The Jerk', then the movie 'Office Space'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - Dennis Moore;
 [2:40pm]    'Worst Week of My Life' - Episode 3;
 [3:20pm]    'Worst Week of My Life' - Episode 4;
 [4pm]    'At Home With the Braithwaites' - Episode 3;
 [5pm]    'Monarch of the Glen' - Episode 3;
 [6pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]    'House Invaders' - Southall;
 [7pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 2;
 [8pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Episode 2;
 [9pm]    'Bad Girls' - Episode 2;
 [10pm]    'Mile High' - Episode 4;
 [11pm]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - Dennis Moore;
 [1am]    'Bad Girls' - Episode 2;
 [2am]    'Mile High' - Episode 4;
 [3am]    'Shameless' - Episode 1;
 [4am]    'Shameless' - Episode 2;
 [5am]    'Shameless' - Episode 3;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'AFIs 100 Years...100 Quotes'.

Comedy Central has 'Drew Carey's Green Screen Show', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Chappelle's Show', 'South Park', another 'Chappelle's Show', and 'Showbiz Show With David Spade'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Rosario Dawson.
Scheduled on a FRESH Colbert Report is Rev. Al Sharpton.
Scheduled on a FRESH Adam Carolla is Xzibit.

History has 'Air Command', 'Mail Call', another 'Mail Call', 'Shootout!', and 'Man Moment Machine'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    Punk Attitude (2005);
 [7:45AM]    Short: The Ghost of F. Scott Fitzgerald (2002);
 [8AM]    Dancing to New Orleans (2003);
 [9:45AM]    At The IFC Center (2005);
 [10:15AM]    The Journey (1997);
 [12PM]    This Is Not A Film (2003);
 [1:45PM]    Short: Debutante (1998);
 [2PM]    Dancing to New Orleans (2003);
 [3:45PM]    Three Tales (2002);
 [4:55PM]    Invincible (2001);
 [7:15PM]    Love Liza (2002);
 [9PM]    The Governess (1998);
 [11PM]    Hopeless Pictures #4 (2005);
 [11:15PM]    Greg the Bunny: "Daddyhood" (2005);
 [11:30PM]    The Festival #1 (2005);
 [12AM]    Hopeless Pictures #3 (2005);
 [12:15AM]    Greg the Bunny: "Naturally Sewn Killers" (2005);
 [12:30AM]    The Festival #6 (Finale) (2005);
 [1AM]    The Governess (1998);
 [3AM]    Hopeless Pictures #4 (2005);
 [3:15AM]    Greg the Bunny: "Daddyhood" (2005);
 [3:30AM]    The Festival #1 (2005);
 [4AM]    Hopeless Pictures #3 (2005);
 [4:15AM]    Greg the Bunny: "Naturally Sewn Killers" (2005);
 [4:30AM]    The Festival #6 (Finale) (2005);
 [5AM]    At The IFC Center (2005);
 [5:30AM]    Short: In The Sun (2003).    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has 'Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars' (part 1 of 2), followed by 'Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars' (part 2 of 2).

Sundance  -   
 [6am]    King of the Hill;
 [7:45am]    The Take;
 [9:15am]    Interesting Times: The War of Love;
 [10am]    The Times of Harvey Milk;
 [11:30am]    The Big Empty;
 [1:05pm]    Purple Hearts;
 [2:30pm]    The Heart of Me;
 [4:15pm]    King of the Hill;
 [6pm]    TransGeneration: Episode 2;
 [6:30pm]    TransGeneration: Episode 3;
 [7pm]    Missing;
 [9:05pm]    Beso Nocturno;
 [9:30pm]    I Am NOT an ANIMAL: Home;
 [10pm]    The Big Empty;
 [11:35pm]    Trespass;
 [1:15am]    Dogville;
 [4:15am]    Missing.    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM:
 [6am]    Scaramouche (1923) SILENT ;
 [8:15am]    The Lost World (1925)     [View TrailerSILENT ;
 [10:15am]    Strictly Unconventional (1930);
 [11:15am]    My Past (1931);
 [12:30pm]    Unashamed (1932);
 [2pm]    Don't Turn 'Em Loose (1936);
 [3:15pm]    Sworn Enemy (1936);
 [4:30pm]    Out West With The Hardys (1938);
 [6pm]    The Hardys Ride High (1939);
 [7:30pm]    Festival of Shorts #1 (1995);
 [8pm]    The Time Of Their Lives (1946);
 [9:30pm]    The Canterville Ghost (1944);
 [11:15pm]    I Married A Witch (1942)     [View Trailer];
 [1am]    The Thief of Bagdad (1940)     [View Trailer];
 [3:30am]    The Adventures of Prince Achmed (1927)  [AKA: 'Die Abenteuer des Prinzen Achmed'] SILENT ;
 [5am]    The Invisible Menace (1938).    (ALL TIMES EST)


Wednesday  -  11/16

TCM:
 [6am]    You Only Live Once (1937);
 [7:30am]    Western Union (1941);
 [9:15am]    Hangmen Also Die (1943);
 [11:30am]    Bannerline (1951);
 [1pm]    Just This Once (1952);
 [2:45 pm]    A Slight Case Of Larceny (1953);
 [4:15pm]    The Bedford Incident (1965);
 [6pm]    Telefon (1977)     [View Trailer];
 [8pm]    Marie Antoinette (1938);
 [10:30pm]    Cleopatra (1963)     [View Trailer];
 [3:15am]    Cleopatra (1934);
 [5am]    The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex (1939).    (ALL TIMES EST)



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Kris Kristofferson arrives at the premiere of the motion picture 'Walk The Line', Sunday, Nov. 13, 2005 at the Beacon Theater in New York.
Photo by Stephen Chernin
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Joins HBO Comedy Fest in Vegas

George Carlin

George Carlin has been added to the lineup of HBO's inaugural Comedy Festival, which kicks off Thursday in Las Vegas.

The legendary comic will appear in "The Founders," an event hosted by Larry King. It is designed to provide a trip through the colorful history of comedy in Vegas with clips, performances and a Q&A with Shelley Berman, Norm Crosby, Shecky Greene and Jerry Lewis on stage, as well as Phyllis Diller and Don Rickles via satellite.

Appearances and performances by Dave Chappelle, Jon Stewart, George Lopez and Bill Maher, as well as a special tribute to Jerry Seinfeld, who will receive the first annual The Comedian award, are also among the highlights.

George Carlin

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Kazakh Government Threatens Courts

Sacha Baron Cohen

Kazakhstan's Foreign Ministry threatened legal action Monday against a British comedian who wins laughs by portraying the central Asian state as a country populated by drunks who enjoy cow-punching as a sport.

Sacha Baron Cohen, who portrays a spoof Kazakh television presenter Borat in his "Da Ali G Show," has won fame ridiculing Kazakhstan, the world's ninth largest country yet still little known to many in the West, on British and U.S. channels.

Cohen appears to have drawn official Kazakh ire after he hosted the annual MTV Europe Music Awards show in Lisbon earlier this month as Borat, who arrived in an Air Kazakh propeller plane controlled by a one-eyed pilot clutching a vodka bottle.

Sacha Baron Cohen

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Italian journalist and former hostage in Iraq, Giuliana Sgrena, stands outside the U.S. embassy in downtown Rome November 14, 2005, during a demonstration against the reported use of banned weapons on Iraqi civilians. The U.S. military in Iraq denied a report shown on Italian state television last week saying U.S. forces used incendiary white phosphorus against civilians in a November 2004 offensive on the Iraqi town of Falluja.
Photo by Alessandro Bianchi
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Disagreement Puts On Hold

Shortlist Music Prize

In its four-year history, the Shortlist Music Prize has become a coveted industry honor, shining a spotlight on artists who have made exceptional albums that have fallen under the mainstream radar.

But its future remains in doubt as its creators wrangle over the future of the organization.

Usually held in Los Angeles in the fall, there will be no Shortlist prize this year. Instead, co-founder Tom Sarig has a new award to replace it: the New Pantheon, which, like the Shortlist, will be determined by an eclectic jury of musicians, performers and journalists.

Among the celebrity judges for the award: Dave Matthews, Elton John, Keith Urban, Shirley Manson, actor Elijah Wood and Ahmir "?uestlove" Thompson of the Roots.

Shortlist Music Prize

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Brings Las Vegas Show to TV

Elton John

Elton John brings his Las Vegas show to television with his first NBC special, "Elton John: The Red Piano," on Dec. 14.

The special will feature John's show from Caesars Palace, incorporating his performance with videos from David LaChappelle, including two that feature Justin Timberlake as a young Elton John and Pamela Anderson performing a pole dance, NBC announced Monday.

Elton John

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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'Apprentice' to End

Martha Stewart

Donald Trump will soon have "The Apprentice" to himself: Martha Stewart's version of the NBC reality series is ending next month.

Stewart's show failed to find a big audience but both NBC and executive producer Mark Burnett said Monday that its mediocre ratings had nothing to do with the short run. Trump's show is in production on its fifth edition.

Her "The Apprentice" will end with a two-hour finale Dec. 21.

Martha Stewart

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Director Harold RamIs (L) and actor John Cusack pose during an interview in New York November 14, 2005. Ramis directed and Cusack stars in the new film 'The Ice Harvest', a dark comedy that opens in theaters in the U.S. on November 23.
Photo by Mike Segar
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Performing Thanksgiving Day

Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey will perform two songs at halftime at the nationally televised Thanksgiving Day game between the Detroit Lions and the Atlanta Falcons Toni Braxton will sing the national anthem.

The show also will feature a 90-second introduction narrated by Morgan Freeman that was produced by NFL Films. It features players volunteering in their communities with other residents, the Lions said Monday.

The Lions' 66th Thanksgiving Day Classic against Atlanta on Nov. 24 will air on the Fox network (12:30 p.m. EST).

Mariah Carey

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Bolivian presidential candidate Evo Morales chews a coca leaf during a rally in Achacachi, some 90km (55 miles) northwest from La Paz, November 14, 2005. Morales is well ahead in the polls running up to the elections scheduled for December 18.
Photo by David Mercado
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AOL/Warner to Bring Online

Old TV Shows

In the latest alternative to traditional TV viewing, a new broadband network called In2TV will be launched in early 2006 by AOL and Warner Bros. Domestic Cable Distribution, the companies said Monday.

"Welcome Back Kotter," "Sisters" and "Growing Pains" are among the 30 series to be offered initially as Internet streamcasts. They will be grouped on channels by genre, including comedy, drama, animation, sci-fi and horror, action-adventure and "vintage TV."

The shows will contain two minutes of advertising per half hour, streamed before and after the shows, and also at the traditional commercial breaks when the show aired on TV. Sponsorships and banners will also be sold, according to AOL.

Old TV Shows

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Rap Mogul Set for Trial

'Irv Gotti'

When a brash disc jockey named Irving Lorenzo decided to call himself "Irv Gotti" and start a music label called Murder Inc. in the late 1990s, he said it was all about selling records. Records by stars like Ashanti and Ja Rule sold in the millions, turning Lorenzo into a rap mogul.

The problem, according to federal authorities, was that his gangster persona wasn't mere hype.

Lorenzo, 34, and his brother Christopher Lorenzo, 38, were scheduled to go on trial Wednesday, accused of laundering drug money for a notorious crack kingpin. The federal racketeering case mixes elements of corporate scandal - Murder Inc. is partly owned by Def Jam, a subsidiary of Universal Music - with inside glimpses of feuds in the rap world.

Prosecutors say that the kingpin, Kenneth "Supreme" McGriff, was allowed to secretly funnel more than $1 million in drug money into Murder Inc.'s coffers in exchange for being the label's protector and enforcer. They hope to introduce evidence that the Lorenzos knew about an alleged plot by McGriff to assassinate rapper 50 Cent.

'Irv Gotti'

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Thais gather to release floating lanterns at Homage to the Lord Buddha during the festival of Yee Peng in the northern city of Chiang Mai November 12, 2005. The annual festival is celebrated as a religious event in which locals throughout the region make merit and carry out other religious activities. The highlight of the event is the launching of the 'Khom loy', or floating lanterns, into the night sky with the belief that misfortune will float away with the lanterns.
Photo by Sukree Sukplang
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Offering Downloads

Nick & Toon

U.S. cable television channels Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network will offer the online sale of several half-hour programs for $2.99 per download, the Wall Street Journal reported on Monday.

The paper said the episodes will be formatted to work exclusively with toy maker Hasbro Inc.'s VuGo portable media player, which sells for about $100 a discount retailers.

Nickelodeon, owned by Viacom Inc., will offer shows such as "SpongeBob SquarePants," "Unfabulous" and "Rugrats" for download at VuGo.com, according to the Journal. It said that the shows that Time Warner Inc.'s will offer include "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends."

Nick & Toon

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A man and a woman walk their dog along the mountain Schauinsland near Freiburg, southern Germany, on Sunday afternoon in the evening sun, Nov. 13, 2005, while the Rhine valley is covered by fields of fog. Weather broadcast predicts clouds and changing weather for middle of the week.
Photo by Winfried Rothermel
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Found Off Calif. Coast

'Intersex' Fish

Scientists have discovered sexually altered fish off the Southern California coast, raising concerns that treated sewage discharged into the ocean contains chemicals that can affect an animal's reproductive system.

So-called intersex animals are not new, but most previous instances were in freshwater. Environmentalists say this is among the first studies to document the effects in a marine environment.

In the latest studies, presented at Monday's Society of Environmental Toxicology and Chemistry in Baltimore, scientists caught 82 male English sole and hornyhead turbot off Los Angeles and Orange counties.

Of those, 11 possessed ovary tissue in their testes, said Doris Vidal of the Southern California Coastal Water Research Project, who led one of the studies.

'Intersex' Fish

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Scooter's Smut Subsidizers

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In Memory

Eddie Guerrero

Eddie Guerrero was found dead in his hotel room in Minneapolis on Sunday morning. He was in town to tape "Friday Night Smackdown" before leaving on an international tour, and the cause of death is not known at this time. Eddie was born on October 9th, 1967 into one of Mexico's most famous wrestling families. His father Gory was well known through out the US, having wrestled for all of the larger federations through the 60's and into the 70's. Eddie made his debut in 1987 as "Mascara Magica" in Mexico teaming with the son the the legendary "El Santo".

By 1994, he was working in the US with ECW back when they were just a small, regional promotion. While he was there, he brought a new style to the company, which had been a mix of old-style southern wrasslin and over-the-top violence matches. Eddie worked a high flying, action based style that had long series of chain moves, much like Lucha matches where wrestlers trade move and counter move over and over. It was this style that won over the fans, and got him a contract with WCW right before they moved to Monday Nights and became a phenomenon with the New World Order gimmick that made them the most popular show on Cable TV for 3 years.

Eddie did well there too, but his "personal demons" (wrasslin talk for drug or alcohol problems) took over, and while he didn't ever put on a bad match, he was falling apart behind the scenes. By 1999, WCW was falling apart, ratings were down, house shows weren't making money and wrestlers who cared about putting on a good show were leaving as the direction of the company changed on a near daily basis. He and three other WCW stars (Chris Benoit, Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko) left in 2000 and showed up on WWF Raw the night after one of them won the WCW World Championship, and formed "The Radicals", which many believe was the final nail in the WCW coffin.

By the time he got to the WWF in 2000, he was barely holding together his personal life, and was soon fired after flipping his car while on ecstasy. While his in-ring performance didn't suffer, the other wrestlers who came from WCW with him told management about their concerns, and after a DWI arrest, he was let go and told he could return when he was clean.

After recovery, he re-married his wife, and worked up through the indys to get back to the WWE, where he became their second Hispanic World Champion a month before Wrestlemania, and retained the title at Wrestlemania XX against Kurt Angle in a match many believe to be the best of both men's careers. Afterward he came to ringside for his long-time friend Chris Benoit's victory over Triple H, leading to the two of them in the middle of the ring at the end of the Biggest Wrestling event of the year. They had both come up through the ranks together, traveled together, and both had been told at one time or another in smaller federations that they weren't "main event material."

Eddie was one of those wrestlers who could get the crowd excited no matter what he was saddled with by the creative team, and was able to get people to buy tickets. Every attempt at making him a "bad guy" has failed, because the crowds cheered for him, no matter what he did. He had a number of specific bits in his "I lie, I cheat, I steal" persona that became his staples such as: Coming to the ring in a low-rider; hitting someone with a steel chair when the ref isn't looking and then falling to the ground as if he was the one who was hit, giving three suplexes in a row, and the frog splash, which was done in tribute to his first tag-team partner who passed away when they worked in Mexico together.

His death has shocked people in wrestling and who follow wrestling, and both WWE RAW and WWE Smackdown this week will be tributes to him in the old wrestling tradition of putting aside storylines and having performs putting on their best possible matches, as well as spoken reminiscences about him. The cause of death is unknown at this time, and the Hennepin County coroner said that results of the autopsy will not be released for a few weeks. He will be buried in a private ceremony later this week.


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A camel owner squats at a water pond with his camels at the Pushkar fair, in India's desert state of Rajasthan, November 14, 2005. Some 25,000 camels are traded during the annual fair, making it the world's largest camel fair.
Photo by Kamal Kishore
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