BartCop Entertainment Archives - Thursday, 23 December, 2004

Thursday

23 December, 2004

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Jazz From Hills

Trimmed Bush and Hedges

More Logic From a Dunce

Bunnypants has emphatically proclaimed his proclevities to "fuck the masses by bullshit", and his belief the facts of the events that occurred post 9/11 will disappear into thin air.

Facts do not disappear due to the fact they are brushed aside in the heat of the moment, or during nasty campaign elections, or even during wartime. Facts may be dusted aside for awhile, but they are not hypotheses, conspiracies, ideaes, or functions of the imagination. They are indisputable ocurrences that can be proved.

George W. has started a crusade against evil,the "axis of evil" that he has no intention of going after during his lifetime. He scared the post 9/11 American Republic into his lies regarding why we went to war, and how we will ever get out of Iraq, the lesser of the nations with true nuclear proliferation power.

Intense and constant concentrations upon evil have historically proved disastrous. The 'evil' of the Jews perceived by Hitler, the evil perceived by Hussein against the Kurds, the evil perceived by the cross-dressing leader of the FBI, J. Edgar Hoover , concerning Abbie Hoffman, Jerry Rubin, Frank Zappa, Lenny Bruce (men who dealt with facts) were ill-conceived at best.

Men who perceive evil in others rarely leave the planet better off than it was in the first place, and usually much worse. Look at the fucking Crusades, for chrissakes. By thinking of evil all the time, one perpetuates evil, moreso than any that existed in the first place.

Look what Bunnypants has done. He has opened so many doors for reasons for young men that want twenty-eight virgins when they explode themselves on Baghdad streets. Terrorist organizations are at an all time high regarding recruitment, while our soldiers are getting very frustrated with one extended duty after another.

Did Rumsfeld think of any of these ramifications? Do you know how far I went into the tome of "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu? The most intense treatise on the logic of war fourteen fucking pages in, and Sun knew this was a fundamental that human emotions do not like to be terrorized, and there are ways around it to achieve one's goals.

Which leads me to believe our Secretary of Defense is so fucking arrogant and beyond reproach, he has never read Sun Tzu. He strikes me in his zeal to save the world from evil and terror, he is right on the borderline of finding himself saviour of humanity.

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In pictures: Indigenous lives


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Cynthia Tucker : Little girl finds good times in the Big Apple. Children can teach us to enjoy the little things
I should have known better. For all the money I spent to make sure she enjoyed her first trip to New York City, her favorite thing was the revolving door at the hotel.


BY ROBERT WILONSKY: Cuts Like a Knife
But for the second film in a row, director Zhang Yimou is concerned less with the story than in the telling of it, and so the merits of House of Flying Daggers cannot be boiled down into discussions of plot points and performances. To do so, to merely reiterate key moments of storytelling while informing you that actress Ziyi burns like a young sword-wielding Audrey Hepburn, would slight a masterpiece that must be seen to be believed. House of Flying Daggers, the second movie from Yimou to be released stateside this year, isn't mere product to be pondered and peddled and consumed and passed through the system. It's something that should be hung on a wall and marveled at -- all those beautiful colors and beautiful faces and beautiful costumes and beautiful poses, begging to be savored and lingered over by those not in a hurry to catch a late dinner or pay the baby sitter. A movie so widescreen it often seems to bleed into the neighboring theater; its exquisiteness can overwhelm in a single sitting.


ROGER EBERT: Clint Eastwood pulls no punches
"I'm going to make the movie regardless of whether you want to or not," Clint Eastwood told the suits at Warner Bros., when they balked at financing "Million Dollar Baby." They'd read the screenplay, Eastwood recalls, and they said "we don't think boxing movies are very popular right now." You can imagine Eastwood's eyes narrowing as he responded, "This to me is not a boxing movie. It's about hopes and dreams, and a love story.


Elaine Dutka: Drug firms are on the defense as Michael Moore plans to dissect their industry
America's pharmaceutical industry is putting out an advisory about the latest potential threat to its health: Michael Moore.


Robert Scheer : Sabotaging Social Security
Just my luck: I finally get to be a senior citizen only to discover that the president considers my longevity a grave threat to the nation. Apparently, my collecting Social Security checks for as long as I have left on this Earth is going to help bankrupt the economy and/or be an unbearable burden on young Americans.


Arianna Huffington: Will The GOP Nuke The Constitution?
Right now, somewhere in the White House, administration strategists are hatching plans to go to war. Battle plans are being drawn. Timing and tactics are being finalized. A nuclear option is even being openly discussed. The designated target? Iran? Syria? North Korea? No, much closer to home: the United States Senate.


Mark Morford: Buy Blue
What can you do? You can skip the Marriott or the Holiday Inn (76 and 73 percent to the GOP respectively), and stay at the lib-friendly Hyatt. Skip Yahoo.com (a shocking 92 percent to the GOP -- what the hell?) and head over to Google, which gave 100 percent (!) of their donations to the Dems (side note: Google rules).


Danielle Allen: Turning Strangers into Political Friends
One study after another has reported declines in U.S. citizens' trust of their government and other institutions of authority since the '60s. Most recently the University of Chicago's National Opinion Research Center announced that whereas 53 percent of U.S. citizens in 1964 thought "most people can be trusted," by 2002 only 35 percent of them thought so.


This may be a good time to email your elected officials about Social Security


The Irascible Professor


Felice Prager: Comic Writer


A Few Starving Authors


Out of the Blue: Essaya by Tina Blue


Official Kwanzaa Website

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A GIANT BIRD HEAD

LIKE THE VIRGIN MARY ON TOAST

SELL IT ON E-BAY


Zen Man
(on psychedelics)

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Purple Gene Reviews

'Last of the Dogmen'

Purple Genes' review of the movie "Last of the Dogmen" (1995):

I was looking for some escape....and I found it..."Last of the Dogmen" (Directed by Tab Murphy) came out in 1995 to mixed reviews...but I remember that there was something about the film that drew me in.....I guess I could call it a preposterous poor mans' "Dances with Wolves" with a little "Lost Horizon" thrown in! A perfect winter night diversion....me all wrapped up in a buffalo robe with my remote..........We get the Disneyesque Narration by Wilford Brimley ("Electric Horseman" - "Borderline" - "Country") taking us into the "roughest country God ever put on a map".........

Up on the edge of the Montana Wilderness, three desperate convicts have escaped, and the local sheriff needs the best tracker around to find them...so he calls for Lewis Gates (Tom Berenger - "Big Chill" - "Training Day" - "Peacemakers") a man the sheriff hates because he is a drunk and a shitty son in law (Gates accidently let his wife - the sheriffs' daughter - drown) but knows he can get the job done. So Gates the bounty hunter makes an initial trek up into the Ox Bow area and finds all three convicts dead...but he also finds an unusual broken arrow. He takes the arrow to a local professor who tells Gates that the arrow look like a facsimile of the old Cheyenne style.....Gates runs into an old article in the local newspaper about a native "Wild Child" that had been found wandering out of the mountains a long time ago.....Cheyenne? Lost Tribe? Maybe remnants of the fabled "Dog Soldiers"??????

So Gates gets hold of a Cheyenne-speaking Antiquities expert named Lillian Sloan (Barbara "Seagull" Hershey [with a son named "Free" {*note from marty - 'Free', her son with David Carradine now goes by the name 'Tom'}] - "Boxcar Bertha" - "Hoosiers") who reluctantly goes on a research trip into the Ox Bow with Gates...which turns into a journey of discovery....

They arduously travel high up into mountains and find a secret passage into a lost wilderness.....yes...inhabited by the descendents of the ancient Cheyenne "Dog Soldiers" who had escaped from a massacre in the late 1800s and the "Wild Child" is now the chief! They have been living here in harmony with nature for almost 100 years....unknown to the outside world....and willing to kill anything or anyone that would threaten their survival........

Well, Gates and Sloan fall in love (warm chemistry) and go "indian" and realize that by finding this lost paradise they were putting the tribe in jeopardy because ......they were being followed!

So Gates has to go back out and divert the posse and get dynamite to blow up the entry to the hidden valley and shut the Cheyenne off from the outside world forever.......He succeeds and makes his way back to the tribe where he Lillian will live happily ever after.........

Purple Gene gives "Last of the Dogmen" 7 broken arrows out of 10 for taking me out of this modern day madness and back to the "old ways" !


Purple Gene

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

GETTING THE BLUES

HOW STUPID ARE YOU?

THE USUAL SUSPECTS

THE SCRUFFY GUY IN A BASEBALL CAP

PUSSY PRESS

REPUG SHINOLA TURNS INTO SHIT

DON'T WORRY, BE STUPID

THE NEXT CRISIS

BRAIN DEAD BILL RIDES AGAIN

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny but cool.



Tonight, Thursday:

CBS opens the night with a RERUN 'NCIS', followed by a RERUN 'CSI: The Original One', then a RERUN 'Without A Trace'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Regis Philbin, Jay Thomas, and Darlene Love.
On a RERUN 'Craiggers' with guest host Sara Rue (from 12/13/04) are David James Elliott, Kristen Bell, and the Hives.

NBC begins the night with a RERUN 'Joey', followed by a RERUN 'Will & Grace', then another RERUN 'Will & Grace', followed by a RERUN 'ER' (starts 1 minute before the top of the hour).
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Rob Schneider, Lauren Graham, and A.M.E. Choir.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Bill Murray and Tony Bennett.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Jeff Goldblum, Ken Jennings, and Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.

ABC starts the night with the movie 'The Santa Clause', followed by 'PrimeTime Live'.
On a RERUN Jimmy Kimmel (from 10/25/04) Jason Schwartzman and Xzibit.

The WB fills the night with the movie 'Crazy/Beautiful'.

Faux has a RERUN 'The O.C.', followed by another RERUN 'The O.C.'.

UPN fills the night with 'WWE Smackdown!'.

A&E has 'American Justice', 'Cold Case Files', and 'The First 48'.

AMC offers the movie 'Hooper', followed by the movie 'Smokey & The Bandit', then the movie 'Smokey & The Bandit II'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'As Time Goes By' - Episode 4;
 [3:20pm]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 4;
 [4pm]    'The Saint' - The House on Dragon's Rock;
 [5pm]    'The Weakest Link' - Episode 81;
 [6pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Vita;
 [7pm]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - Scott of the Antartic;
 [7:40pm]    'The Young Ones' - Episode 6;
 [8:20pm]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - How Not to Be Seen;
 [9pm]    'Trailer Park Boys' - Episode 4;
 [9:30pm]    'Peep Show' - Episode 3;
 [10pm]    'The Office' - Episode 3;
 [10:40pm]    'Look Around You' - Ghosts;
 [11pm]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - Scott of the Antartic;
 [11:40pm]    'The Young Ones' - Episode 6;
 [12:20am]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - How Not to Be Seen;
 [1am]    'The Office' - Episode 3;
 [1:40am]    'Look Around You - Ghosts;
 [2am]    'Trailer Park Boys' - Episode 4;
 [2:30am]    'Peep Show' - Episode 3;
 [3am]    'The Office' - Episode 3;
 [3:40am]    'Look Around You' - Ghosts;
 [4am]    'Trailer Park Boys' - Episode 4;
 [4:30am]    'Peep Show' - Episode 3;
 [5am]    'The Office' - Episode 3;
 [5:40am]    'Look Around You' - Ghosts;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Inside The Actors Studio' (Simpson's voice cast), and 'Celebrity Poker Showdown'.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Say It Ain't So', followed by the movie 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'.
Jon Stewart is pre-empted.

History has 'Christmas Unwrapped', 'Seven Wonders Of The World', and 'Modern Marvels'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    'Miami Rhapsody' (1995);
 [7:45AM]    Short: 'Flying' (2002);
 [8AM]    'The Climb' (1998);
 [9:45AM]    'At The Angelika #91' (2004);
 [10:15AM]    'The Cup' (1999);
 [12PM]    'American Buffalo' (1996);
 [1:30PM]    'The Climb' (1998);
 [3:15PM]    'IFC Short Film Showcase';
 [4:15PM]    'The Cup' (1999);
 [6PM]    'Home Movie' (2002);
 [7:15PM]    'American Buffalo' (1996);
 [8:45PM]    'The Apostle' (1997);
 [11PM]    'Kicked In The Head' (1997);
 [12:30AM]    'Life Tastes Good' (1999);
 [2AM]    'The Apostle' (1997);
 [4:15AM]    'Kicked In The Head' (1997).    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has the movie 'Child's Play', followed by the movie 'Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys'.

Sundance  -   
 [6:35AM]    'Shorts Program 118' (Short);
 [7:30AM]    'Bread and Tulips' (Feature);
 [9:25AM]    'Alchemy' (Feature);
 [11AM]    'The Cucumber Incident' (Documentary);
 [12:10PM]    'Gravel' (Short);
 [12:30PM]    'Anatomy Of A Scene: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys' (Original Production);
 [1PM]    'Shorts Program 118' (Short);
 [2PM]    'The City of Lost Children' (Feature);
 [4PM]    'Shooting the War' (Documentary);
 [5PM]    'Hush!' (Feature);
 [7:30PM]    'Eat This New York' (Documentary);
 [9PM]    'The Happiness of The Katakuris' (Feature);
 [11PM]    'Diamond Men' (Feature);
 [12:45AM]    'Another Heaven' (Feature);
 [3AM]    'His Secret Life' (Feature);
 [4:50AM]    'The City of Lost Children' (Feature).    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM:
 [6am]    'When In Rome' (1952);
 [7:30am]    'The Seven Hills Of Rome' (1958);
 [9:15am]    'The Vintage' (1957);
 [11am]    'Two Weeks In Another Town' (1962);
 [1pm]    'Divorce, Italian Style' (1962)  [AKA: 'Divorzio all'italiana'];
 [3pm]    'Quo Vadis' (1951);
 [6pm]    'Knights Of The Round Table' (1953);
 [8pm]    'A Christmas Carol' (1938);
 [9:30pm]    'The Man Who Came To Dinner' (1941);
 [11:30 pm]    'The Bishop's Wife' (1947)
 [1:30 am]    'Three Godfathers' (1936);
 [3:00 am]    'Hell's Heroes' (1930);
 [4:15 am]    'Pride Of The Marines' (1945).    (ALL TIMES EST)


Friday  -  12/24

TCM:
 [6:15am]    'Little Women' (1933);
 [8:15am]    '3 Godfathers' (1948);
 [10:15am]    'Tenth Avenue Angel' (1948);
 [11:30am]    'Since You Went Away' (1944);
 [2:30pm]    'Susan Slept Here' (1954);
 [4:15pm]    'Bell, Book and Candle' (1959);
 [6pm]    'Period Of Adjustment' (1962);
 [8pm]    'Christmas In Connecticut' (1945);
 [10pm]    'Meet Me In St. Louis' (1944);
 [12am]    'Holiday Inn' (1942);
 [2am]    'The Shop Around The Corner' (1940);
 [4am]    'In The Good Old Summertime' (1949);     (ALL TIMES EST)



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December 23

Happy Festivus



Festivus for the Restivus

Festivus, The Best Holiday Ever!

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Festivus -- The Festival for the Rest of Us!

Happy Festivus

Happy Festivus

A Festivus for the Rest of Us!

Festivus Blog

Stuffo "How Festivus Works"

A Festivus for the Rest of Us!

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Singer-actress Darlene Love performs during a WPLJ Holiday Spectacular Party radio benefit, for the young patients and guests Wednesday, December 22, 2004 at Blythedale Children's Hospital in Valhalla, N.Y. Love was joined by suprise guest Jon Bon Jovi, Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty, John Mayer and others.
Photo by Stephen Chernin
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Plans New AIDS Concert

Nelson Mandela

Nelson Mandela announced plans on Wednesday for a second concert to raise money to fight HIV/AIDS, bringing rock group Queen and other artists back to South Africa in March for a televised show.

Mandela, 86, has made fighting Africa's AIDS pandemic one of his major campaigns since stepping down as South Africa's first black president in 1997.

Next year's show, dubbed "46664 South Africa" after Mandela's onetime prison number, is scheduled for March 19 at the Fancourt golf resort near the southern town of George, organizers said.

Queen and singer-songwriter Paul Rodgers, who helped found the groups Free and Bad Company, have signed up to play and other international stars are also expected, organizers said.

Nelson Mandela

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An electronic billboard at the entrance to New York City's Holland Tunnel to New Jersey, December 22, 2004 with an image of a painted portrait of U.S. resident George W. Bush with a 'Censored in NY' banner over it is projected. Painted by artist Christopher Savido, thavido, the work 'Bush Monkeys,' painted using monkeys to form the image, was banished from an art show in New York last week amid charges of censorship and is now being projected on the billboard and auctioned on Ebay with part of the proceeds donated to the artist' 'Art for Armor' cause to help parents of U.S. soldiers wishing to supply their sons and daughters with body armor in Iraq.
Photo by Mike Segar
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Buying Clintons' 1970s Home

University of Arkansas

The University of Arkansas has agreed to buy the house where Bill and Hillary Rodham Clinton lived when they worked in Fayetteville in the 1970s.

The university said it would pay $249,950 for the property and structure at 930 California Blvd.

The Clintons were married in the house.

The house was built in 1931 and has one bedroom and one bathroom. The Clintons lived there from August 1973 to December 1976 while they taught at the UA law school.

University of Arkansas

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CNBC Plans Tribute

Louis Rukeyser

CNBC will look back on the career of one of the most famous financial journalists, Louis Rukeyser, with a special tribute Friday.

Rukeyser, who hosted a PBS show for more than 30 years and also had a show on CNBC, decided this year to stop production of "Louis Rukeyser's Wall Street" while battling cancer.

CNBC said the special will feature reminiscences by Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, Forbes CEO Steve Forbes, Fidelity vice chairman Peter Lynch and Sen. Paul Sarbanes, D-Md. It also is being picked up by PBS stations nationwide.

Louis Rukeyser

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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All Things French in Vogue

Woody Allen

In Woody Allen's America, Bordeaux or Burgundy wine and other things French are always in vogue. But he admits his European sensibility makes his films less popular back home.

The bespectacled filmmaker was in Paris to promote his new film "Melinda and Melinda," which explores both tragedy and comedy through two separate and parallel lives of a young woman - each played by Radha Mitchell - that are the subject of a dinner conversation.

Allen said he liked Michael Moore's anti-Bush film "Fahrenheit 9/11" - which won top prize at the Cannes Film Festival this year - but insisted filmmakers face limits in changing political attitudes.

"I don't think that it made any real difference in the outcome of the election," Allen said of Moore's film. "It's no question that I was disappointed in the outcome of this election."

Woody Allen

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Lloyd Schwartz (L) and his father, Sherman, creator's of 'Gilligan's Island,' arrive at Glenn Stearns' 'Millionaire's Hut' to watch the final episode of 'Real Gilligan's Island' during the 'Real Gilligan's Island Finale Party' in Newport Beach, California December 21, 2004. Glenn Stearns was declared the winner of the reality television event, held as a benefit for troubled youths of 'Children of Canyon Acres' children and family services.
Photo by Robert Galbraith
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Named Top Star of 2004

Britney Spears

"Access Hollywood" has named its "Top Ten Stars of 2004," with Britney Spears in the No. 1 spot. The rankings are based on the number of stories the syndicated entertainment television show aired on each star. Spears - who was married twice, canceled a summer tour because of a knee injury and released a greatest hits album - topped the list with 119 stories.

Beyonce is in the No. 2 spot, with 102 stories, followed by Donald Trump, 94 stories; Michael Jackson, 84 stories; Tom Cruise, 72 stories; Jessica Simpson, 69 stories; Paris Hilton, 63 stories; Nicole Kidman, 62 stories; Jennifer Lopez, 54 stories; and Whitney Houston, 52 stories.

Britney Spears

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pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Two Radio Stations Face Decency Fines

Entercom

Two Entercom Communications Corp. radio stations in Kansas that aired sexually explicit language could face $220,000 in total fines for violating federal decency standards, U.S. communications regulators said on Wednesday.

The Federal Communications Commission said it proposed fining the two stations $110,000 each for four incidents in April and May 2002, which included airing references to female genitalia and sexual arousal.

The FCC has been cracking down on indecent antics on broadcast television and radio since pop singer Janet Jackson bared her naked breast earlier this year during the National Football League's Super Bowl championship game.

Entercom

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The sun sets above Yenisei river in the Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk, December 21, 2004. The Northern Hemisphere's winter solstice, the shortest day of the year falls on Tuesday when the sun shines directly over the tropic of Capricorn.
Photo by Ilya Naymushin
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Low Pay No Laughing Matter

New York Comedians

The pay's a joke and it's not funny any more -- New York comedians have had enough of working for peanuts and are threatening to walk out if the city's top stand-up comedy clubs don't raise their wages.

Comics Ted Alexandro and Russ Meneve have rounded up more than 300 funny men and women to form the New York Comedians Coalition and they have sent a letter to the city's top comedy venues demanding a raise.

The bottom line is that $60 to $75 for weekend set is not enough to survive, while the weekday rate of $15 to $25 for a 20-minute set is beyond a joke, Alexandro said.

"We've been making the same wage since 1985," he said.

New York Comedians

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Takes on Tradition

'Friends' Lawsuit

Television shows, especially comedies, are created in an often brutal atmosphere. "It's one of the few places on earth where everybody says exactly what's on their minds," says veteran writer Dennis Klein. "It's as dark and nasty as possible."

But if the tradition of the raucous, freewheeling "writers room" is the Hollywood status quo, Amaani Lyle is fighting it. The 31-year-old former writer's assistant for "Friends" has filed a lawsuit that has landed before the California Supreme Court.

Lyle alleges the raw sexual remarks that peppered writers' work sessions and conversations added up to harassment, even though they weren't aimed directly at her or other women in the room.

Lyle worked for four months in 1999 before she was told she was a poor typist and fired. But Lyle, who is black, claims she was let go after pressing for black characters on the sexually charged NBC comedy about six pals in New York. It ended a successful 10-year run last season.

For a lot more, 'Friends' Lawsuit

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Nine-week-old cat 'Little Nicky' peers out from her carrying case, Wednesday, Dec. 22, 2004 in Texas. 'Little Nicky' a successfully cloned cat was sold to Julie by Genetic Savings and Clone for $50,000.
Photo by Tony Gutierrez
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Stolen Discs Retrieved

Black Sabbath

Stolen gold and silver discs won by Ozzy Osbourne's band Black Sabbath were recovered after thieves dumped them behind trash cans.

The discs were reported missing last week after a burglary at the home of Osbourne's former manager Patrick Meehan, in Edenbridge, Kent, southeast England.

Kent Police said an anonymous tip led them to the eight discs, found Wednesday in a plastic bag dumped behind recycling bins.

Black Sabbath

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Lurks in Finland's Christmas Past

Scary Santa

The forefather of Santa, known in Finland as Joulupukki, was not dressed in red, did not greet children with smiles and he certainly brought no gifts.

Instead Joulupukki, literally "yule goat,"ukki, literally "yule goat," donned horns and an animal hide and covered his face with soot or a bark mask. He traveled from house to house frightening children with his wild dancing and singing and expected offerings of food and booze.

The form this Christmas-time character took varied greatly in different parts of the country. According to some versions of the legend he also brought sticks with which to whip naughty children. Stingy households suffered the goat's insults.

For a lot more, Scary Santa

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Cuban art students paint caricatures while standing underneath pictures of Iraqi prisoners, across the U.S. Interest Section in Havana, December 22, 2004. Cuban cartoonists added drawings of U.S. top diplomat in Cuba, James Cason and U.S. resident George W. Bush to an array of graphics around the U.S. mission attacking America's human rights policies. It was the latest response in an exchange between the constantly bickering countries which began over a U.S. Christmas display that included reference to imprisoned Cuban dissidents.
Photo by Claudia Daut
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More Family Friendly Programming From Faux

'Who's Your Daddy?'

Plans to air a television game show in which an adopted woman picks out her father from a panel of impostors have thousands of people deluging Fox TV with letters and e-mails to get the show shelved.

The "Who's Your Daddy?" show, in which a young woman given up for adoption as a child gets a $100,000 prize for picking out her biological father from a line-up, is the latest in America's obsession with reality TV programming.

Fox, a unit of News Corp. Inc., has yet to respond directly to its critics but said in a statement that although the title was "attention-grabbing" it was not indicative of the content.

'Who's Your Daddy?'

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Top 5 of 2004

Bushisms

The Dumbest Things resident Bush Said in 2004

 5) "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week - we will have an all-volunteer army!" -Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004   (Watch video)

 4) "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a - you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004   (Watch video)

 3) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." -second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004    (Watch video)

 2) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." -Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004   (Watch video)

 1) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004   (Watch video)

Top 10 Bushisms of 2004

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In Memory

Freddie Perren

Grammy Award-winner Freddie Perren, who produced records for Gloria Gaynor, the Jackson 5 and the "Saturday Night Fever" album, has died. He was 61.

Perren, who lived in Chatsworth, died Dec. 16 after a long illness, said his wife, Christine Yarian Perren. He suffered a major stroke 11 years ago, she said.

Perren shared an Album of the Year Grammy in 1978 for producing two songs on the "Saturday Night Fever" album.

With Dino Fekaris, Perren produced "I Will Survive," sung by Gaynor, which won the Grammy for best disco recording in 1979.

Perren was a member of the Motown Records production group the Corporation, which wrote and produced the Jackson Five's first hits. The Corporation - including Motown founder Berry Gordy, Deke Richards and Fonce Mizell - produced the group's "I Want You Back," "ABC" and "The Love You Save."

Perren also produced the Miracles' hits "Love Machine" and "Do It Baby" while at Motown.

His post-Motown records include Peaches and Herb's "Reunited" and "Shake Your Groove Thing"; the Sylvers' "Boogie Fever" and "Hot Line"; and Tavares' "Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel."

Freddie Perren

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Meerkats Marvin and Mara (R) sniff at a sprig of mistletoe at London Zoo, central London, December 22, 2004. Various seasonal decorations and food-based Christmas presents were handed out by keepers to animals at the zoo ahead of December 25.
Photo by Toby Melville
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