BartCop Entertainment Archives - Thursday, 14 September, 2006

Thursday

14 September, 2006

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Dick Eats Bush

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"MY PREROGATIVE"

DIVORCING WHITNEY HOUSTON

"BEING BOBBY BROWN"

zEN mAN
(recalling Bobby Brown's great early album "My Prerogative" and his hilariously scary reality series with his wife called "Being Bobby Brown" and now the new tabloid headline "Whitney divorcing Bobby")

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Gore Vidal: America's warrior nation - The legacy of 9/11 (comment.independent.co.uk)
The shortcomings of the American leader were alarmingly exposed on the day the terrorists struck. He and his acolytes are now leading their empire towards permanent conflict with lslam
(Here, also.)


Bruce Reed: Dull and Duller (slate.com)
Bush can't scare voters if they think he's boring.


Barbara Ehrenreich: It's the (Tanking) Economy, Stupid (AlterNet.org)
Conservatives say struggling Americans are just too dumb to grasp the wonders of our 'knowledge-based economy.'


Annalee Newitz: Death by Satire (AlterNet.org)
Thanks to the Internet, political satire can be instant and lethal.


Kim Sterelny: Escaping Illusion? (americanscientist.org)
Daniel Dennett's fine book on religion is unlikely to reach the audience he wants - his decent, civil, morally serious Christian neighbors...


Sanford Pinsker: Running Into a Former Student at the Beach (irascibleprofessor.com)
I pass along the following story in the hope that it will do a bit of heavy uplifting just at the beginning of a new term when a whole new crop of eager "freshpersons" are pounding on classroom doors.


David Leonhardt: Distractions and Bargains Bought in Bulk (nytimes.com)
WE were in the vicinity of the two-gallon tubs of mayonnaise when my wife committed warehouse club heresy. "Sometimes I wonder how much of this stuff is actually a good deal," she said.


Generation stressed (guardian.co.uk)
Junk food, computer games, relentless marketing and competitive schooling are making British children depressed, according to an influencial group of experts. But why pick on kids when you could say just the same about all of us, says Anne Karpf.


And now for something completely difficult ... (guardian.co.uk)
Three decades after the Monty Python team made the silliest film ever, it's been reborn as a hit musical. And it's even got the killer rabbit! As Spamalot prepares to open in London, Eric Idle tells Dave Eggers why this was something he had to get right.


Lucy Mangan: How to dump your ex-favourite TV show (guardian.co.uk)
Given that America has supplied the bulk of my most meaningful relationships over the years - the educational jingles of Sesame Street, the valuable lessons imparted by Little House On the Prairie (total blindness need be no barrier to making your own weight in pokebonnets every evening), the inspirational heroism of Buck Rogers, the subtle historical revisionism of The A-Team, the bittersweet viewings of Joe 90 and the dying art of puppeteering, and of course the glorious decade that belonged to Friends and Frasier - it is only right that from there should also emerge the answer to the question of what to do when these relationships fail.

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Dear God

Avery Ant

 

Dear God, it's been over 2,000 days since Dick Cheney's last heart attack


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Purple Gene Reviews

'The Skinny Black Pant'



Purple Genes commercial review of the Gap's new TV Ad campaign for "The Skinny Black Pant" :

I admit it....I turned on ABC last night...I was watching "Dancing with the Stars" and Sara Evans was swinging her Republican Christian Country tits around the hardwood floor (I know Tom Delay was watching too) and then they went to commercial.....



There she was in her black tights in the dance scene from "Funny Face" (1957) ...beautiful Audrey Hepburn steps into a white room....but wait a minute...what's this music? DUN..DUNANA DUNANA DUNANA...slamming electric guitar and drums...Wow it AC DC singing "Back in Black" and suddenly there's two Audreys then four Audreys and then she starts spinning in a black and white kaleidoscopic pattern while she says "a girl's gotta dance...a girl's gotta dance" all packed in 30 seconds...out



Purple Gene gives the "Gap" creative director Trey Laird 10 pairs of skinny black pants out of 10 for creating the best TV Ad I've seen in 10 years.

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

THE CULT OF CHIMP!

NOWTRASH AND THE PATH TO 911

BOY, THIS IS WORKING OUT WELL PRESIDENT CHIMP BOY

WATCHING THE REPUGS GET NERVOUS

"THE RULE OF LAW" THE REPUGS JUST DON'T FUCKING GET IT

THANK YOU CHIMP BOY

WHEN REPUG NAZIS RUN YOUR COUNTRY

"TOMMY CAN YOU SEE ME? TOMMY CAN YOU HEAR ME..."

DIE FOTHER MUCKERS!!!

FUICK THIS SHIT!

BYRON DORGAN GETS IT!

THE REPUG NAZIS ARE GETTING NERVOUS

UP YOUR REPUG ASS MICKEY

LIE BY LIE!

ONE MORE TIME SO YOU WON'T FORGET

WHEN REPUG PIMPS RUN OUR GOVERNMENT

HIT THE CHICKENSHIT YELLOWBELL REPUGS WHERE IF HURTS

NO CHICKENSHIT YELLOWBELLY REPUG "MACACA" MAN!!

THANKS, 'MACACA' MAN!

MUST BE A REPUG EDITION


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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Buddy the kitten is getting back to his old feisty self.

(And I have scars to prove it.)


Tonight, Thursday:

CBS opens the night with the SEASON PREMIERE 'Big Brother: Cook Islands', followed by a RERUN 'CSI: The Original One', then another RERUN 'CSI: The Original One'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are 26-year-old Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl and the Who.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Gary Sinise, Whitley Strieber, and Chris Isaak.

NBC begins the night with a 40-minute RERUN 'My Name Is Earl', followed by another 40-minute RERUN 'My Name Is Earl', then a 39-minute RERUN 'The Office', followed by a RERUN 'ER' (starts 1 minute before the top of the hour).
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jude Law, and Bob Seger.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Al Franken, and air guitar expert Bjorn Turoque.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Stephon Marbury and Landon Pigg.

ABC starts the night with a RERUN 'Grey's Anatomy', followed by another RERUN 'Grey's Anatomy', then 'Primetime'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Rachel Bilson and LeToya.

The WB offers a RERUN 'Smallville', followed by a RERUN 'Supernatural'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Til Death', followed by a FRESH 'Happy Hour', then a FRESH 'Celebrity Duets'.

UPN has a FRESH 'Desire', followed by a FRESH 'Fashion House'.

A&E has 'Crossing Jordan', 'CSI: The 2nd One', followed by a FRESH 'The First 48', and a FRESH 'Dallas SWAT'.

AMC offers the movie 'A Bridge Too Far', followed by the movie 'Enemy Of The State', then the movie 'Narc'.

BBC  -   
 [2:00 pm]    As Time Goes By - Episode 6;
 [2:40 pm]    Are You Being Served - New Look;
 [3:20 pm]    Keeping Up Appearances - Episode 5;
 [4:00 pm]    The Avengers - Split;
 [5:00 pm]    Footballers Wives - Episode 3;
 [6:00 pm]    BBC World News;
 [6:30 pm]    Cash in the Attic - McCann;
 [7:00 pm]    The Benny Hill Show - Episode 49;
 [8:00 pm]    Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Episode 1;
 [8:30 pm]    Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Episode 2;
 [9:00 pm]    Murder City - Ep 5 Big City Small World;
 [10:30 pm]    Crimefighters - Ep 5 One for the Road;
 [11:00 pm]    Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Episode 16;
 [11:30 pm]    Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Episode 1;
 [12:00 am]    The Benny Hill Show - Episode 50;
 [1:00 am]    Murder City - Ep 5 Big City Small World;
 [2:30 am]    Crimefighters - Ep 5 One for the Road;
 [3:00 am]    Cambridge Spies - Episode 5;
 [4:00 am]    Rocket Man - Episode 3;
 [5:00 am]    Teen Angels - Ep 6 Manson Family;
 [6:00 am]    BBC World News.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Queer Eye', 'Project Runway', and the movie 'K-19: The Widowmaker'.

Comedy Central has 'Legends: Dangerfield', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Mind Of Mencia', 'South Park', 'Mind Of Mencia', and another 'Mind Of Mencia'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Norm MacDonald.
Scheduled on a FRESH Colbert Report is Bill Simmons.

History has 'Household', 'Where Did It Come From?', 'Decoding The Past', and a FRESH 'American Eats'.

IFC  -   
 [07:45 AM]    The Widow of Saint-Pierre;
 [09:35 AM]    Ed Wood;
 [11:45 AM]    IFC Short Film Collection I: September;
 [01:45 PM]    At the IFC Center #17;
 [02:15 PM]    Girl With a Pearl Earring;
 [04:00 PM]    Rabbit-Proof Fence;
 [05:45 PM]    Ed Wood;
 [08:00 PM]    Sex, Lies and Videotape;
 [09:45 PM]    Girl With a Pearl Earring;
 [11:30 PM]    Samurai 7 Episode #24: The Oaths;
 [12:00 AM]    Baron Blood;
 [01:45 AM]    At the IFC Center #17;
 [02:30 AM]    Samurai 7 Episode #24: The Oaths;
 [03:05 AM]    Baron Blood;
 [04:45 AM]    Sex, Lies and Videotape.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has the 4-hour movie 'The Monkey King'.

Sundance  -   
 [06:00 AM]    In Short: Israel 2;
 [07:00 AM]    The Galindez File;
 [09:00 AM]    News for the Church;
 [09:30 AM]    Deadline (Director's Cut);
 [11:00 AM]    The Red Toy;
 [11:15 AM]    Mitchellville;
 [12:45 PM]    Follow My Voice: With the Music of Hedwig;
 [02:30 PM]    The Galindez File;
 [04:30 PM]    Deadline (Director's Cut);
 [06:00 PM]    Face (1997);
 [07:50 PM]    The Act;
 [08:00 PM]    Signe Chanel: Episode 2: Doubts;
 [08:30 PM]    News for the Church;
 [09:00 PM]    House of Boateng: Episode 5;
 [09:30 PM]    The Nominees: The Nominees: Episode 2;
 [10:00 PM]    The Last Temptation of Christ;
 [12:45 AM]    In Short: Adam Elliot;
 [01:30 AM]    Signe Chanel: Episode 2: Doubts;
 [02:00 AM]    House of Boateng: Episode 5;
 [02:30 AM]    An Awfully Big Adventure;
 [04:25 AM]    The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM spends the night with .
 [6:00 AM]    The Kissing Bandit (1948);
 [7:45 AM]    Kissin' Cousins (1964)     [View Trailer];
 [9:30 AM]    Kiss Me Again (1931);
 [11:00 AM]    A Kiss In The Dark (1949);
 [12:30 PM]    Kisses For Breakfast (1941);
 [2:00 PM]    Kiss Me Kate (1953)     [View Trailer];
 [4:00 PM]    A Kiss Before Dying (1956);
 [6:00 PM]    Kiss Me Deadly (1955);
 [8:00 PM]    Woody Allen (1971);
 [9:15 PM]    Bananas (1971)     [View Trailer];
 [11:00 PM]    Woody Allen (1971);
 [12:15 AM]    Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex but Were Afraid to Ask (1972)     [View Trailer];
 [2:00 AM]    Annie Hall (1977)     [View Trailer];
 [3:45 AM]    Woody Allen: A Life in Film (2002).
    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Friday  -  09/15

TCM spends 24-hours celebrating shorts.
 [6:00 AM]    Added Attractions (2002);
 [7:30 AM]    The Rounders (1914)  SILENT ;
 [7:30 AM]    A Dog's Life (1918)  SILENT ;
 [7:30 AM]    Shoulder Arms (1918)  SILENT ;
 [7:30 AM]    A Day's Pleasure (1919)  SILENT ;
 [7:30 AM]    The Idle Class (1921)  SILENT ;
 [9:45 AM]    The Scarecrow (1920)  SILENT ;
 [9:45 AM]    The Paleface (1922)  SILENT ;
 [9:45 AM]    Streamlined Swing (1938);
 [9:45 AM]    Hollywood Handicap (1938);
 [10:30 AM]    Ladies Last (1930);
 [10:30 AM]    Blood and Thunder (1931);
 [10:30 AM]    High Gear (1931);
 [10:30 AM]    Air Tight (1931);
 [10:30 AM]    Call A Cop! (1931);
 [12:30 PM]    Strictly Unreliable (1932);
 [12:30 PM]    The Old Bull (1932);
 [12:30 PM]    Alum And Eve (1932);
 [12:30 PM]    The Soilers (1932);
 [2:00 PM]    Billy Rose's Casa Manana Revue (1938);
 [2:00 PM]    Love On Tap (1939);
 [2:00 PM]    Hollywood Hobbies (1939);
 [2:00 PM]    Willie And The Mouse (1941);
 [3:00 PM]    The Flag Of Humanity (1940);
 [3:00 PM]    Alice in Movieland (1940);
 [3:00 PM]    The Gay Parisian (1941);
 [3:00 PM]    Those Good Old Days (1941);
 [3:00 PM]    Roaring Guns (1944);
 [4:45 PM]    The Jonker Diamond (1936);
 [4:45 PM]    Harnessed Rhythm (1936);
 [4:45 PM]    Killer-Dog (1936);
 [4:45 PM]    The Rainbow Pass (1937);
 [4:45 PM]    Boss Didn't Say Good Morning (1937);
 [5:45 PM]    That Mothers Might Live (1938);
 [5:45 PM]    The Story Of Dr. Carver (1938);
 [5:45 PM]    A Way In The Wilderness (1940);
 [5:45 PM]    Forbidden Passage (1941);
 [5:45 PM]    Your Last Act (1941);
 [7:00 PM]    Star In The Night (1945);
 [7:30 PM]    La Jetêe (1962);
 [8:00 PM]    There is No Place Like at Home (2006);
 [8:00 PM]    Your Product Here (2006);
 [8:00 PM]    The Din of Celestial Birds (2006);
 [8:00 PM]    Baadasssss Grandkids! (2006);
 [8:00 PM]    Postmortem Bliss (2006);
 [8:00 PM]    In the Eye Abides The Heart (2006);
 [9:00 PM]    The Grandmother (1970);
 [9:00 PM]    The Alphabet (1967);
 [9:45 PM]    What's a Nice Girl Like You Doing In a Place Like This? (1963);
 [9:45 PM]    It's Not Just You, Murray! (1964);
 [9:45 PM]    The Big Shave (1967);
 [10:30 PM]    Day Of The Fight (1951);
 [10:30 PM]    Flying Padre (1951);
 [11:00 PM]    There is No Place Like at Home (2006);
 [11:00 PM]    Your Product Here (2006);
 [11:00 PM]    The Din of Celestial Birds (2006);
 [11:00 PM]    Baadasssss Grandkids! (2006);
 [11:00 PM]    Postmortem Bliss (2006);
 [11:00 PM]    In the Eye Abides The Heart (2006);
 [12:00 AM]    Boy and Bicycle (1965);
 [12:30 AM]    One of the Missing (1971);
 [1:00 AM]    Peel (1982);
 [1:00 AM]    Passionless Moments (1983);
 [1:00 AM]    A Girl's Own Story (1984);
 [2:00 AM]    Les Mistons (1958);
 [2:00 AM]    Antoine And Colette (1962);
 [3:00 AM]    Break Up the Dance (1957)  [AKA: 'Rozbijemy zabawe...'];
 [3:00 AM]    Two Men And A Wardrobe (1958)  [AKA: 'Dwaj ludzie z szafa'];
 [3:00 AM]    When Angels Fall (1959)  [AKA: 'Gdy spadaja anioly'];
 [3:00 AM]    The Fat And The Lean (1961)  [AKA: 'Le Gros et le maigre'];
 [4:00 AM]    There is No Place Like at Home (2006);
 [4:00 AM]    Your Product Here (2006);
 [4:00 AM]    The Din of Celestial Birds (2006);
 [4:00 AM]    Baadasssss Grandkids! (2006);
 [4:00 AM]    Postmortem Bliss (2006);
 [4:00 AM]    In the Eye Abides The Heart (2006);
 [5:00 AM]    Aventure Malgache (1944);
 [5:00 AM]    Bon Voyage (1944).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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This photo, supplied by the the Society of Singers, Glen Campbell, Dionne Warwick, Whitney Houston and Clive Davis at the Society of Singers' 15th Annual Ella Award ceremonies at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, on Tuesday,Sept. 12, 2006, in Beverly Hills, Calif. Johnny Mathis was honored.
Photo by Alberto Rodriguez
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Liar Says Liar's Lying

Novakula

Robert Novak has changed some details of his involvement in the Plame/ CIA leak case as time has gone on. Today, in his latest syndicated column, he challenged the story of Richard Armitage, the former Bush administration official who stepped forward recently as one of Novak's sources in that controversy.

Here are some highlights from the Novak column:

"When Richard Armitage finally acknowledged last week he was my source three years ago in revealing Valerie Plame Wilson as a CIA employee, the former deputy secretary of state's interviews obscured what he really did. I want to set the record straight based on firsthand knowledge.

"First, Armitage did not, as he now indicates, merely pass on something he had heard and that he 'thought' might be so. Rather, he identified to me the CIA division where Mrs. Wilson worked, and said flatly that she recommended the mission to Niger by her husband, former Amb. Joseph Wilson.

Read the rest - Novakula

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Biggest Tour Of 2006

Tim McGraw & Faith Hill

Nashville couple Tim McGraw and Faith Hill have smashed the record for the highest-grossing tour in country music history, selling $89 million worth of tickets on their just-completed trek, a spokesman said on Wednesday.

The previous record of $62 million was set by Kenny Chesney last year. Additionally, the couple's Soul2Soul II tour is currently the top-grossing North American tour of any musical genre for 2006, just ahead of the $86 million raked in by Madonna, according to concert trade publication Pollstar.

But Pollstar editor Gary Bongiovanni expects the Rolling Stones to finish the year on top with sales of more than $100 million. The British rockers earned $52.5 million during the first half of the year, and will kick off a two-month stadium tour in Boston next Wednesday.

Tim McGraw & Faith Hill

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In this photo released by Mathew Imaging, Melissa Rivers, left, poses for a photograph after presenting an award to Patty Duke at EICs Bipolar Depiction Briefing for the creative community on Wednesday, Sept, 13, 2006, in the North Hollywood section of Los Angeles.
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Wiccan Sign Finally Allowed

Sgt. Patrick Stewart

The widow of a soldier killed in Afghanistan won state approval Wednesday to place a Wiccan religious symbol on his memorial plaque, something the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs had refused.

Sgt. Patrick Stewart, 34, was killed in Afghanistan last September when a rocket-propelled grenade struck his helicopter. Four others also died. Stewart was posthumously awarded the Bronze Star and the Purple Heart.

He was a follower of the Wiccan religion, which the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs does not recognize and therefore prohibits on veterans' headstones in national cemeteries.

But state officials said they had received a legal opinion from the Nevada attorney general's office that concluded federal officials have no authority over state veterans' cemeteries. They now plan to have a contractor construct a plaque with the Wiccan pentacle - a circle around a five-pointed star - to be added to the Veterans' Memorial Wall in Fernley.

Sgt. Patrick Stewart

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Islamic TV Network Seeks To Create Dialogue

Bridges TV

Dissatisfaction with media coverage following the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks prompted banker Mo Hassan to quit his job to create a television channel aimed at fostering understanding between Muslims and non-Muslims.

Five years after 9/11, the nation's largest cable operator announced Tuesday that Hassan's Bridges TV is now part of its basic digital package in Michigan, giving Bridges hundreds of thousands of potential new viewers.

Comcast Corp. previously offered the 24-hour English-language channel on a subscription basis. But Bridges - which features lifestyle and cultural programming, as well as news and interfaith dialogue shows - has recently shifted away from that model in order to reach more non-Muslims.

"We're trying to create a dialogue between 300 million Americans and 1 billion Muslims worldwide," Hassan said at a news conference at the Muslim Center in Detroit.

Bridges TV

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Rea Award

John Updike

John Updike has won yet another literary award. The Pulitzer Prize-winning author is this year's recipient of the Rea Award, a $30,000 honor for making a "significant contribution to the discipline of the short story as an art form."

"How rarely can it be said of any of our great American writers that they have been equally gifted in both long and short forms of fiction," reads a citation issued Wednesday by Rea judges Richard Ford, Ann Beattie and Joyce Carol Oates, all previous winners of the prize.

John Updike

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XM Radio

Maya Angelou

Poet and novelist Maya Angelou said she agreed to host a weekly show for XM Satellite Radio's "Oprah & Friends" channel partly because she's never hosted a radio show before.

Angelou will host an hourlong show that she hopes will be called "Maya Angelou's America," although the title hasn't been decided. She plans to interview ordinary people, along with the "famous and infamous," asking them what they think it means to be an American.

Maya Angelou

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British actor Ian McKellen arrives for the British premiere of 'The Queen' at the Curzon Mayfair cinema in London September 13, 2006.
Photo by Luke MacGregor
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Launches All-Women Radio Talk Network

Greenstone Media

Greenstone Media, a radio company whose founders include social activist Gloria Steinem and actress Jane Fonda, has launched an all-women, all-talk network across the United States.

Steinem said the network, which is run by women, aims to provide an alternative to current radio talk, which she describes as "very argumentative, quite hostile, and very much male-dominated."

This network "has a different spirit. It has more community. It's more about information, about humor, about respect for different points of view and not constant arguing," Steinem told Reuters in an interview.

Greenstone Media

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Unpublished Manuscripts

The Sobol Award

A new and lucrative literary prize has just been started, with some unusual credentials for the winner: The book must be unpublished and the author must not have an agent.

The Sobol Award offers $100,000 for the best unreleased, agentless novel, with prizes of $25,000 and $10,000 for the runners-up and $1,000 each to seven others. The award was created by Sobol Literary Enterprises, a for-profit venture started by technology entrepreneur Gur Shomron, as "a venue to discover talented, unknown fiction writers and help them get the recognition they deserve."

"For many talented writers, finding a publisher is more difficult than writing their novel," Shomron said Wednesday in a statement. He added that "not a single writer will face silent rejection," receiving two or more evaluations from a panel of editors, librarians and others in the book community.

The Sobol Award Web site will accept up to 50,000 manuscripts, online only, with applicants required to pay an $85 entry fee. Winners will be announced next summer.

The Sobol Award

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Wants To Test Weapons On US Civilians

Air Force

Nonlethal weapons such as high-power microwave devices should be used on American citizens in crowd-control situations before being used on the battlefield, the Air Force secretary said Tuesday.

The object is basically public relations. Domestic use would make it easier to avoid questions from others about possible safety considerations, said Secretary Michael Wynne.

"If we're not willing to use it here against our fellow citizens, then we should not be willing to use it in a wartime situation," said Wynne. "(Because) if I hit somebody with a nonlethal weapon and they claim that it injured them in a way that was not intended, I think that I would be vilified in the world press."

Air Force

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Heatherette designers Richie Rich (L) and Traver Rains display creations during their label's show during Spring 2007 Fashion Week in New York City September 12, 2006.
Photo by Eric Thayer
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Wisconsin Farm Has Third

White Buffalo

A farm in Wisconsin is quickly becoming hallowed ground again for American Indians with the birth of its third white buffalo, an animal considered sacred by many tribes for its potential to bring good fortune and peace.

Dave Heider said he was inspecting damage on his farm after a late August storm when he saw the newly born buffalo, a male. His last white buffalo, a female named Miracle, died in 2004 at the age of 10. Thousands of people came to see the animal, whose coat became darker as it aged.

This time around Heider plans to recruit volunteers to handle the visitors he expects at his farm, called Davalas, in Janesville, about 70 miles southwest of Milwaukee. About 50 American Indians held a drum ceremony at the farm this past weekend to honor the calf, which has yet to be named, he said. It is no relation to Miracle, he said.

It's no surprise that the farm has had another white buffalo, said Floyd "Looks for Buffalo" Hand, a medicine man in the Oglala Sioux Tribe in Pine Ridge, S.D. He said it was fate that the white buffaloes chose one farm, which will become a focal point for visitors, who make offerings like tobacco and dream catchers in the hopes of earning good fortune and peace.

White Buffalo

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Creators Go Public

Lonelygirl15

The creators behind the Internet video mystery teen Lonelygirl15 have revealed themselves and want their fans to know they are not a front for a big Hollywood studio marketing some upcoming film.

Instead, the three friends launched the adventures of the doe-eyed, 16-year-old homeschooled "Bree" as an experiment in storytelling that they intend to continue on their own Web site that was launched Tuesday.

The creators identified themselves to The Associated Press as Miles Beckett, 28, of Woodland Hills, Calif.; Mesh Flinders, 26, of Petaluma, Calif., and Greg Goodfried, 27, of Los Angeles.

Lonelygirl15

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Must Change Name

Supernova

A California judge has ordered producers of the CBS reality show "Rock Star" to find a new name for its group Supernova, ruling that an established band already exists with that moniker.

The original Supernova, best known for contributing the song "Chewbacca" to the cult movie "Clerks," had previously filed for a preliminary injunction protecting its name.

As part of the judge's ruling, the CBS-spawned group is enjoined from using the Supernova name for performances and recordings.

Supernova

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A Pakistani model presents a creation of a local designer Muhammad Mehdi during a fashion show Wednesday, Sept. 13, 2006 in Islamabad, Pakistan.
Photo by Anjum Naveed
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Melting Rapidly

Arctic Ice

Arctic sea ice in winter is melting far faster than before, two new NASA studies reported Wednesday, a new and alarming trend that researchers say threatens the ocean's delicate ecosystem.

"It has never occurred before in the past," said NASA senior research scientist Josefino Comiso in a phone interview. "It is alarming... This winter ice provides the kind of evidence that it is indeed associated with the greenhouse effect."

For more than 25 years Arctic sea ice has slowly diminished in winter by about 1.5 percent per decade. But in the past two years the melting has occurred at rates 10 to 15 times faster. From 2004 to 2005, the amount of ice dropped 2.3 percent; and over the past year, it's declined by another 1.9 percent, according to Comiso.

Arctic Ice

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Files For Divorce

Whitney Houston

Grammy-winning pop star Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from singer Bobby Brown, her spokeswoman said on Wednesday, following 14 tumultuous years of marriage and tabloid headlines.

Publicist Nancy Seltzer confirmed that Houston, one of the most celebrated pop artists of the 1980s and '90s who has since largely retreated from the public eye, had filed the court papers.

Whitney Houston

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He's Back

Barney

Barney, the sugary sweet dinosaur loved by toddlers, is back for another season on public television, where he has been singing and dancing for 14 years.

There's a new twist to the old story, as well: The first new dinosaur to appear in 13 years on the Texas-based show will join the main character alongside the usual cast of adoring children.

The new season that kicks off Monday adds a new splash of color, a tiny orange hadrosaur named Riff. The pint-sized cousin of Barney's pals BJ and Baby Bop loves music, showing his enjoyment when his crest blinks with colorful light.

Barney

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Chinese security guards from the Anhui Huaibei Mining Corp. compete in a skills competition held in Huaibei,eastern China's Anhui province Tuesday Sept. 12, 2006. Around 100 security guards from a team of 1,200 guards at the company took part in the competition.
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New Spider Species

Matt Bowser

A previously unknown creature has been roaming the Kenai Peninsula's Mystery Hills - or at least its alpine rock crevices.

Matt Bowser, 26, a University of Alaska Fairbanks graduate student, has identified what is believed to be a new species of spider, a thumbtack-sized daddy longlegs, or harvestman. Bowser is writing a journal article on the spider with a national arachnid expert that will undergo peer review.

He searched books but could not find a spider to match his specimen. He sent a sample to a harvestman expert, James Cokendolpher, an associate at the Natural Science Research Laboratory at Texas Tech University. The internationally recognized expert classified the spider as a new species and is collaborating with Bowser on the journal article.

Matt Bowser

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NBC Pisses On Rules Of Engagement

U.S. Military

The U.S. military said Wednesday it is looking into the unauthorized release of a photo purportedly taken by an American drone aircraft showing scores of Taliban militants at a funeral in Afghanistan.

NBC-TV claimed that U.S. Army officers wanted to attack the ceremony with missiles carried by the Predator drone, but were prevented under rules of battlefield engagement that bar attacks on cemeteries.

The grainy black and white photo shows what NBC says are some 190 Taliban militants standing in several rows near a vehicle in an open area of land. The black outline of a box - apparently the sight of the drone - is positioned over the group.

U.S. Military

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Diebold Voting Machines

Princeton

Main Findings The main findings of our study are:

    Malicious software running on a single voting machine can steal votes with little if any risk of detection. The malicious software can modify all of the records, audit logs, and counters kept by the voting machine, so that even careful forensic examination of these records will find nothing amiss. We have constructed demonstration software that carries out this vote-stealing attack.

    Anyone who has physical access to a voting machine, or to a memory card that will later be inserted into a machine, can install said malicious software using a simple method that takes as little as one minute. In practice, poll workers and others often have unsupervised access to the machines.

    AccuVote-TS machines are susceptible to voting-machine viruses - computer viruses that can spread malicious software automatically and invisibly from machine to machine during normal pre- and post-election activity. We have constructed a demonstration virus that spreads in this way, installing our demonstration vote-stealing program on every machine it infects.

    While some of these problems can be eliminated by improving Diebold's software, others cannot be remedied without replacing the machines' hardware. Changes to election procedures would also be required to ensure security.

Center for Information Technology Policy » Executive Summary

Center for Information Technology Policy » Voting Study

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In Memory

Ann Richards

Former Gov. Ann Richards, the witty and flamboyant Democrat who went from homemaker to national political celebrity, died Wednesday night after a battle with cancer, a family spokeswoman said. She was 73.

She died at home surrounded by her family, the spokeswoman said. Richards was found to have esophageal cancer in March and underwent chemotherapy treatments.

The silver-haired, silver-tongued Richards said she entered politics to help others - especially women and minorities who were often ignored by Texas' male-dominated establishment.

"I did not want my tombstone to read, 'She kept a really clean house.' I think I'd like them to remember me by saying, 'She opened government to everyone,'" Richards said shortly before leaving office in January 1995.

Born in Lakeview, Texas, in 1933, Richards grew up near Waco, married civil rights lawyer David Richards and spent her early adulthood volunteering in campaigns and raising four children. She often said the hardest job she ever had was as a public school teacher at Fulmore Junior High School in Austin.

Richards served on the Travis County Commissioners Court in Austin for six years before jumping to a bigger arena in 1982. Her election as state treasurer made her the first woman elected statewide in nearly 50 years.

Survivors include her children, Cecile Richards, Daniel Richards, Clark Richards and Ellen Richards; their spouses; and eight grandchildren.

Ann Richards

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This photo provided by the Zoological Society of San Diego shows African elephant Umngani with her female calf after it was born Monday, Sept. 11, 2006, at the San Diego Zoo's Wild Animal Park. The calf, which weighed in at 214 pounds, is the second birth for the herd rescued from culling in 2003.
Photo by Ken Bohn
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