BartCop Entertainment Archives - Thursday, 3 August, 2006

Thursday

3 August, 2006

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Cory!! Strode On Graphic Novels

'Tricked' by Alex Robinson

Alex Robinson is a cartoonist who has done one comic book series that has been collected into a large trade paperback, and "Tricked" is only his second graphic novel. His first work, "Box Office Poison" was a small press comic that read like a soap opera about a book store employee who wants more out of life and his friend, who works as an assistant to a comic book artist who had been working since the 40's. Box Office Poison was one of the rare indy comics that grew as it went on, and while I disliked the ending, the comic itself was well done, showed a lot of promise and put Robinson on my radar as a cartoonist to watch.

So, when I picked up the graphic novel "Tricked", I wondered which Robinson I would get, the one who was excellent at writing dialog and could make page after page of people talking interesting, or the one who relied of poor plotting to move stories along.

As I started the book, I thought I had gotten the second one, but I am very glad to say that I was wrong. Dead wrong, and Tricked is a great novel that just happens to be done in a comic book form.

The story starts slowly, with small vignettes about the six characters the story will revolve around: a jaded rock star who can't come up with a new song, an office temp, a counterfeiter, a waitress, a runaway, and an angry obsessed fan with the story jumping from one character to the other. As the story goes on, some of the characters meet, some don't, and in some ways, the entire reason that they are the different focuses of the book is kept in the dark until the story's climax. Robinson does a great job of taking each character forward in their story, then stopping and going back to another character, building up the reader's involvement with them, but always leaving the question in the back of your mind as to why the story is about these people until he decides to tell you. My only minor complaint is that one of the characters (who the reader will be able to pick out quickly) is TOO unlikeable and should have been given some redeeming qualities so as to fit in with the theme of the book.

The art is also something that should be noted, and even though don't know half as much as I should about the art end of comics, Robinson's art is impressive. He has a cartoony style that at first seems too simplistic for the story he is telling, but allows him to show emotion through the character quickly. This works in favor of the story, however, since we soon see that we were wrong about some aspects of them, right about others, and he is able to get across a vast array of emotions with the smallest number of pen lines possible. When a character is very simply6 designed, it is easier for the reader to "project" themselves into that character and the story, and Robinson does that to a greater degree than I would have thought at first glance.

The other skill Robinson has as a storyteller is his ability to pull the reader into the story. While I had misgiving about the story in the opening pages, by the time I was about 20 pages in, I could not put the book down, and stayed up far into the night because I simply had to know what was going to happen next.

"Tricked" is a book that appeals to anyone who likes good fiction, doesn't have a single person in tights running around, and is one of the better graphic novels I have read this year. "Tricked" gets a 4 out of 5 and only lost a point because of of one of the major characters being weak. If you read it and find you are interested in his other book "Box Office Poison", I give it a 3 out of 5.


Cory!! Strode (The Best Dressed Man In Comics) has written comic books, novels, jokes for comedians, Op Ed columns, the on-line comic strip www.Asylumon5thstreet.com and has all kinds of things on his website, www.solitairerose.com

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Nick Claussen: Strickland smear traces back to OU alum (athensnews.com)
The race for Ohio governor got dirtier last week with several personal allegations made against Democratic nominee Ted Strickland.


Jessica Winter: Minor Threat
Does 'The Daily Show' really make college students apathetic?


Annalee Newitz: The Nice Rats (AlterNet.org)
My fantasy about super-rodents goes something like this...


Oliver Burkeman: What next for Mad Mel? (guardian.co.uk)
"After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed." So begins the statement that Mel Gibson's publicists were desperately shopping around the US media yesterday, phrased, apparently, in the vain hope of presenting an epic incident of potentially career-destroying bigotry as just one of those things that happens when you're tipsy.


Richard Roeper: No matter what Gibson does now, some will shun him forever (suntimes.com)
The guess here is that even if Gibson completes rehab, makes all sorts of public apologies and donates huge sums of money to the ADL, he's tainted for life. Thirty years from now, the first paragraph of his obituary will include his Oscars for "Braveheart" AND his anti-Semitic reputation. With all of Gibson's resources, he won't have to stop making movies, but he will have trouble finding production and distribution partners, and a number of top-tier writers and actors will refuse to work with him, next year or in 2020.


Robert Christgau: Sensualistic, Polytheistic (villagevoice.com)
Miraculously, after 32 years, the New York Dolls do it again


Dorian Lynskey: 'I always want the funny line' (arts.guardian.co.uk)
Among the clips currently circulating on YouTube, you can see the Kooks' Luke Pritchard throwing a hissy fit over the subject of stage school and Britney Spears flummoxed by the question: "Have you ever licked a battery?" (She hadn't.)


Lionel Shriver: Now that pixels have replaced pencils the art of drawing has vanished. I'm so exasperated I'm designing my own book cover (arts.guardian.co.uk)
Over the course of the 20 years I've been publishing fiction, a none too subtle transformation has taken place in the design of book covers.


The neverending stories (arts.guardian.co.uk)
What does it take to perform in the same West End musical night after night, for months on end? Stars of The Producers, Mary Poppins and other hits tell their secrets to Lyn Gardner.

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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny with a nice breeze.

Best part of the heat wave having passed is the cats no longer think of me as their personal salt lick.


No new flags.



Tonight, Thursday:

CBS opens the night with a FRESH 'Big Brother 7', followed by a RERUN 'CSI: The Original One', then a RERUN 'Without A Trace'.
On a RERUN Dave (from 6/27/06) are Anne Hathaway, Jim Gaffigan, and Dashboard Confessional.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Jaime Pressly, Robbie Coltrane, Michael Franti and Spearhead.

NBC begins the night with a RERUN 'My Name Is Earl', followed by a RERUN 'The Office', then a FRESH 'America's Got Talent', followed by a FRESH 'Windfall'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Courteney Cox-Arquette, Steve Schirripa, and Yung Joc.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Ice-T, Tim Gunn, and Body Count.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Leslie Bibb and Wolfmother.

ABC starts the night with a RERUN 'Grey's Anatomy', followed by another RERUN 'Grey's Anatomy', then 'Primetime'.
On a RERUN Jimmy Kimmel (from 7/12/06) are Lance Armstrong, Matt Dallas, and Smoosh.

The WB offers a RERUN 'Smallville', followed by a RERUN 'Supernatural'.

Faux has a RERUN 'That 70s Show', followed by another RERUN 'That 70s Show', then a FRESH 'So You Think You Can Dance'.

UPN has a RERUN 'Everybody Hates Chris', followed by a RERUN 'Love, Inc.', then a RERUN 'Eve', followed by a RERUN 'Cuts'.

A&E has 'Crossing Jordan', 'The First 48', another 'The First 48', and 'Miami City Vice'.

AMC offers the movie 'Hoodlum', followed by the movie 'Scarface', then the movie 'St. Valentine's Day Massacre'.

BBC  -   
 [2:00 pm]    'As Time Goes By' - Episode 10;
 [2:40 pm]    'Are You Being Served' - Mrs. Slocombe Expects;
 [3:20 pm]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 10;
 [4:00 pm]    'My Hero' - Episode 10;
 [4:40 pm]    'My Family' - Ep 13 It's A Window-Filled Life;
 [5:20 pm]    'My Family' - Reloaded;
 [6:00 pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30 pm]    'Cash in the Attic - Episode 2;
 [7:00 pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 20;
 [8:00 pm]    'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' - Episode 19;
 [8:30 pm]    'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' - Episode 1;
 [9:00 pm]    'Waterloo Road' - Episode 8;
 [10:00 pm]    'Hex' - Episode 9;
 [11:00 pm]    'Ed vs Spencer' - Ep 5 Who Can Put On The Most Weight?;
 [11:30 pm]    'High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman' - Episode 6;
 [12:00 am]    'Comics Unleashed' - Episode 13;
 [12:30 am]    'Comics Unleashed' - Episode 14;
 [1:00 am]    'Hex' - Episode 9;
 [2:00 am]    'Waterloo Road' - Episode 8;
 [3:00 am]    'Waking The Dead' - Episode 4;
 [5:00 am]    'Bodies' - Episode 3;
 [6:00 am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Queer Eye', 'Project Runway', and 'Last Comic Standing'.

Comedy Central has 'Reno 911!', 'Dog Bites Man', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Chappelle's Show', 'South Park', 'Mind Of Mencia', and 'Chappelle's Show'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Danny DeVito.
Scheduled on a FRESH Colbert Report is Paul Hackett.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Ancient Discoveries', 'Decoding The Past', and 'American Eats'.

IFC  -   
 [06:00 AM]    Charming Billy;
 [07:30 AM]    At The IFC Center #15;
 [08:00 AM]    You See Me Laughin';
 [09:30 AM]    Passion In The Desert;
 [11:15 AM]    IFC Short Film Collection II: August;
 [01:15 PM]    The Daytrippers;
 [02:45 PM]    Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle;
 [05:00 PM]    Crush;
 [06:55 PM]    Greg the Bunny: Martian Serum 7 From Mars;
 [07:15 PM]    Below;
 [09:05 PM]    The Secret Agent;
 [10:45 PM]    August Media Lab Results;
 [11:00 PM]    The Henry Rollins Show #18;
 [11:30 PM]    Samurai 7 Episode #18: The Emperor;
 [12:00 AM]    The Evil Dead;
 [01:30 AM]    Pretty Dead Girl: A Musical Necromance;
 [02:00 AM]    The Henry Rollins Show #18;
 [02:30 AM]    Samurai 7 Episode #18: The Emperor;
 [03:00 AM]    The Evil Dead;
 [04:30 AM]    Charming Billy.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has 'Eureka', 'Want To Be A Superhero?', another 'Want To Be A Superhero', 'Dark Place', and another 'Dark Place'.

Sundance  -   
 [07:30 AM]    The White Balloon;
 [09:00 AM]    Go Further;
 [10:30 AM]    Howards End;
 [01:00 PM]    Reach the Rock;
 [02:45 PM]    The Alcohol Years;
 [03:45 PM]    Coffee and Cigarettes;
 [05:30 PM]    Leaving Normal;
 [07:30 PM]    Admissions;
 [09:00 PM]    House of Boateng: Episode 7;
 [09:30 PM]    In Short: The Workplace;
 [10:00 PM]    The Apostle;
 [12:15 AM]    I'm Losing You;
 [02:00 AM]    House of Boateng: Episode 7;
 [02:30 AM]    Torch Song Trilogy;
 [04:30 AM]    The Apostle.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM spends 24 hours with Susan Hayward.
 [6:00 AM]    Comet Over Broadway (1938);
 [7:15 AM]    Girls On Probation (1938)  [WARNING: stars Ronald Reagan] ;
 [8:30 AM]    The Hairy Ape (1944);
 [10:15 AM]    Deadline At Dawn (1946);
 [11:45 AM]    Smash-Up, the Story of a Woman (1947)     [View Trailer];
 [1:30 PM]    They Won't Believe Me (1947);
 [3:00 PM]    Tulsa (1949);
 [4:30 PM]    The Lusty Men (1952);
 [6:30 PM]    I Married A Witch (1942)     [View Trailer];
 [8:00 PM]    The Fighting Seabees (1944);
 [10:00 PM]    I Want To Live! (1958)     [View Trailer];
 [12:15 AM]    I'll Cry Tomorrow (1955)     [View Trailer];
 [2:15 AM]    Ada (1961);
 [4:15 AM]    I Thank A Fool (1962).
    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Friday  -  08/04

TCM spends 24 hours with Gregory Peck.
 [6:00 AM]    Days Of Glory (1944);
 [7:30 AM]    The Valley Of Decision (1945);
 [9:30 AM]    The Yearling (1946)     [View Trailer];
 [11:45 AM]    To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)     [View Trailer];
 [2:00 PM]    How the West Was Won (1962)     [View Trailer];
 [5:00 PM]    The Big Country (1958)     [View Trailer];
 [8:00 PM]    Cape Fear (1962)     [View Trailer];
 [10:00 PM]    Captain Newman, M.D. (1964)     [View Trailer];
 [12:15 AM]    A Conversation with Gregory Peck (1999);
 [2:00 AM]    Arabesque (1966)     [View Trailer];
 [4:00 AM]    The Great Sinner (1949).
    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Armistead Maupin, co-screenwriter, and actress Olympia Dukakis arrive at the New York premiere of 'The Night Listener' at the Museum of Modern Art in New York City August 1, 2006.
Photo by Eric Thayer
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Memorabilia To Be Auctioned

'Star Trek'

"Star Trek" memorabilia spanning four decades - including Vulcan jewelry and Starfleet mini-dresses - went on display Wednesday in London in preparation for the first official auction of studio items from the sci-fi phenomenon.

The collection of more than 1,000 items is being sold CBS Paramount Television to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the first "Star Trek" TV episode, said Helen Bailey, head of entertainment collections at Christie's auction house. The show ran from 1966 to 1969, but spawned five spinoff series and 10 films.

Weapons and models of the Starship Enterprise from the original series to the 2002 movie "Star Trek: Nemesis" remain on display at Christie's in central London until Tuesday, before going to four U.S. cities en route to Christie's in New York City for the three-day sale beginning Oct. 5.

'Star Trek'

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Narrates Katrina Documentary

Meryl Streep

Meryl Streep won't be stealing any scenes in her next gig. The Oscar-winning actress narrates "Hurricane on the Bayou," shot before and after Hurricane Katrina, MacGillivray Freeman Films announced Wednesday.

The documentary will open in New Orleans on Aug. 29 to mark the anniversary of Katrina's surge through the Gulf Coast, the company said. It will be released in Los Angeles on Sept. 8 and in IMAX theaters worldwide on Dec. 22.

Director-producer Greg MacGillivray said "Hurricane on the Bayou" is a call to restore Louisiana's coastal wetlands, which help protect New Orleans against deadly storms, as well as a "profound musical celebration of a city that has been called the soul of America."

The film stars music producer-songwriter Allen Toussaint, blues singer-guitarist Tab Benoit, 14-year-old fiddler Amanda Shaw and zydeco accordion player Chubby Carrier.

Meryl Streep

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Adult film star Jenna Jameson poses with her wax likeness at Madame Tussaud's Las Vegas in the Venetian Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas Wednesday, Aug. 2, 2006. Jameson, a native of Las Vegas, is the first adult film star to be featured at the museum.
Photo by Laura Rauch
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Over Tattoos & T-Shirts

Elton John

Attention, rock 'n' rollers. Elton John is sick of your tattoos and piercings. John, who will perform at the third Fashion Rocks concert Sept. 7 at Radio City Music Hall, says he'd like American bands to adopt the cutting-edge, glam-rock style made popular by his peers.

"It's been a thing the British have always been very good at, with Bowie, myself, T.Rex, the Who, Queen. ... We all embraced that side of it," John, 59, tells Fashion Rocks magazine, on newsstands Aug. 8.

"And I think it's good that some American bands are beginning to do that, but it's still very rare for bands to make a real effort. So when you get groups like The Killers and Scissor Sisters who come along, it's thrilling. I'm so over the tattoos and the T-shirts and rings through the noses. It's not pretty, it's not pleasant, it's not exciting. Please stop it now."

Elton John

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'War Is Over' Billboards

'The U.S. vs. John Lennon'

In an effort to tap into anti-war sentiment, billboards will appear in New York and Los Angeles this month declaring "War Is Over! If You Want It."

The statement is not so much political as commercial: independent film distributor Lionsgate is using them to promote its documentary "The U.S. vs. John Lennon," set to open September 15 in both cities.

The documentary from filmmakers David Leaf and John Scheinfeld is a chronicle of Lennon's transformation from musician to anti-war activist and how the U.S. government sought to silence him, in the view of the filmmakers. Leaf, Scheinfeld and Lionsgate marketing executives spent a lot of time with Ono preparing the campaign.

'The U.S. vs. John Lennon'

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Free Concert For Military

Hilary Duff

Singer and actress Hilary Duff took the stage of Crown Coliseum here (Fayettevill, NC) Tuesday night in a free concert for military families.

Duff, the multi-platinum recording artist and star of movies such as "A Cinderella Story," performed "Hilary Duff Rocks for the Troops" in Fayetteville, home of Fort Bragg.

Those in attendance were either in the military or have a military family member. Duff has previously made a block of tickets available for military families but decided this time to perform just for them.

Hilary Duff

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A giant anteater reaches up to get a drink of water from a hose during a Midwest heat wave at the Detroit Zoo in Royal Oak, Mich., Wednesday, Aug. 2, 2006.
Photo by Paul Sancya
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Violin Used For Recording

Ludwig van Beethoven

Ludwig van Beethoven's own violin has been used for a recording for the first time on a CD of the German composer's violin and piano sonatas, the Beethoven Foundation said.

The violin left the hands of the Beethoven family at the start of the 19th century and was later found in the possession of an American woman whose aunt emigrated from Austria to the United States in the 1930s.

She sold it to the Bonn-based Beethoven Foundation 11 years ago for a symbolic sum.

Ludwig van Beethoven

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Charged With Misdemeanor DUI

Mel Gibson

Mel Gibson was charged Wednesday with misdemeanor drunken driving, having an elevated blood-alcohol level and having an open container of liquor in his car.

The open container violation, for a bottle of tequila allegedly found in his car, is an infraction of the vehicle code.

The charges did not mention Gibson's self-described "belligerent behavior" toward the deputy or any allegation of speeding. Arraignment was set for Sept. 28 in Malibu Superior Court.

Mel Gibson

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A sign is shown posted along Pacific Coast Highway on the outskirts of Malibu, California August 2, 2006 stating 'You Are Now Leaving Melibu' in reference to actor Mel Gibson's statement 'that he owns Malibu' which he reportedly made when he was arrested on DUI charges July 28, 2006 along the highway in Malibu. According to a statement released by Gibson's publicist August 1, Gibson has begun an ongoing program of recovery.
Photo by Fred Prouser
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Destroyed By Demented Doberman

Teddy Bears

A guard dog has ripped apart a collection of rare teddy bears, including one once owned by Elvis Presley, during a rampage at a children's museum.

"He just went berserk," said Daniel Medley, general manager of the Wookey Hole Caves near Wells, England, where hundreds of bears were chewed up Tuesday night by the 6-year-old Doberman pinscher named Barney.

Barney ripped the head off a brown stuffed bear once owned by the young Presley during the attack, leaving fluffy stuffing and bits of bears' limbs and heads on the museum floor. The bear, named Mabel, was made in 1909 by the German manufacturer Steiff.

The collection, valued at more than $900,000, included a red bear made by Farnell in 1910 and a Bobby Bruin made by Merrythought in 1936.

Teddy Bears

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Now In W.Va. Prison

Richard Hatch

Richard Hatch, convicted of failing to pay taxes on the $1 million he won on the debut season of "Survivor," has been sent to a federal prison in West Virginia.

He is at the West Virginia Federal Correctional Institute in Morgantown. Last month, he was moved to the Federal Transfer Center in Oklahoma City after previously being held at the Plymouth County Correctional Facility in Massachusetts.

Hatch, 45, of Newport, R.I., became known on CBS's "Survivor" as the "fat naked guy" for refusing to wear clothes.

Richard Hatch

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Hummingbirds flutter around a feeder outside a home near Las Vegas, N.M. on Monday, July 30, 2006. At one point, dozens of hummingbirds were zipping around the feeder, taking advantage of the provided sweet treat.
Photo by Don Pace
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Adventures In Republican Ethics

Jeff Habay

A former legislator accused of concocting a bizarre fake anthrax plot to smear a constituent was ordered jailed Wednesday to serve a sentence for having aides do campaign work on state time.

The judge turned aside the request from former (PA) state Rep. Jeff Habay to delay his six-month to one-year sentence until his upcoming trial on the unrelated anthrax charges. Allegheny County Judge Jeffrey Manning said it appeared Habay was using delays in that case to postpone his sentence in the earlier conviction.

"Criminal defendants often do that - they want to delay and delay and delay," Manning said. Habay was led from the courtroom in handcuffs and walked silently past reporters.

Habay, 40, a six-term Republican, was convicted in December of conflict of interest and resigned from his House seat when he was sentenced in February.

Jeff Habay

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Loses Lawsuit

Maria Sharapova

A federal judge ruled against tennis star Maria Sharapova on Wednesday, saying a Florida production company was entitled to market a documentary on her despite her agents' attempts to halt distribution.

U.S. District Judge Donald Middlebrooks said Byzantium Productions Inc. was lawful in its production of two films, "Anna's Army" and "Russian Women's Tennis." The documentaries did not violate trademark laws, the judge found.

The decision means Byzantium, a two-man operation in West Palm Beach, can move forward with plans to distribute its work in Japan and elsewhere, though the filmmakers said the damage had already been done.

Maria Sharapova

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Lawyers Quitting

Michael Jackson

For the second time in a year, a law firm representing Michael Jackson has parted company with the pop star, saying it hasn't been paid and can't get Jackson on the phone.

For his part, Jackson claims he fired the firm. In any event, a federal judge in Manhattan on Monday gave attorneys at Wachtel & Masyr permission to withdraw from a case in which a financial company claims the singer owes it $48 million.

In a letter to the judge, attorney William Wachtel described his trouble communicating with Jackson through a series of representatives. Over months, Wachtel said, he dealt with the singer through one intermediary after another, only to be informed repeatedly that they were quitting or had been fired.

Michael Jackson

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Tourists stand near where Australian scientist Armstrong Osborne collected clay samples dating back 340 million years that make the Jenolan Caves near Sydney the oldest open caves in the world, August 2, 2006. The Jenolan Caves in the Blue Mountains west of Sydney were thought to be only a few thousand years old but actually predate dinosaurs, said Osborne, a member of a Sydney University scientific team which recently dated the caves.
Photo by David Gray
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Seize TV Station

500 Women

About 500 women banging spoons against pots and pans seized state-run television station Channel 9 and broadcast a homemade video Wednesday that showed police kicking protesters out of Oaxaca's main square last month.

The standoff is the latest by demonstrators who accuse Gov. Ulises Ruiz of rigging his 2004 election victory and violently repressing opposition groups.

Tensions have been on the rise since June, when state police attacked a demonstration of striking teachers occupying the historic central plaza and demanding a wage increase.

Tourism is down 75 percent, costing the city more than $45 million, according to the Mexican Employers Federation. Business leaders have asked the federal government to intervene, but aides to President Vicente Fox have said the problem must be resolved at the state level.

500 Women

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Rare Cloud Formation

Antarctica



Some of the coldest temperatures on Earth brought a rare cloud formation to the skies over Antarctica, scientists said Tuesday.

Meteorological officer Renae Baker captured spectacular images of the nacreous clouds, also known as polar stratospheric clouds, last week at Australia's Mawson station in Antarctica.

The clouds only occur at high polar latitudes in winter, requiring temperatures less than minus 176 degrees Fahrenheit. A weather balloon measured temperatures at minus 189 degrees Fahrenheit on the day the photos were taken.

Resembling airborne mother-of-pearl shells, the clouds are produced when fading light at sunset passes through water-ice crystals blown along a strong jet of stratospheric air more than six miles above the ground.

Antarctica

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In Memory

Kim McLagan

Kim McLagan, a British fashion model in the 1960s and the wife of former Faces keyboardist Ian McLagan, died Wednesday in a traffic accident.

The 57-year-old spa owner was hit by a dump truck when she ran a stop sign in Travis County, said James Parrish, a spokesman for the Texas Department of Public Safety. She was pronounced dead at the scene. No other injuries were reported.

McLagan, originally from London, moved to the Austin area with her husband in 1994, according to the Web site for her spa, K.M. Skincare, located southeast of Austin.

She married the Who drummer Keith Moon in 1966. The next year she appeared in the worldwide satellite debut of the Beatles' "All You Need Is Love" video. The couple divorced in 1975, and Moon died in 1978. She married Ian McLagan the same year.

Kim McLagan

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A giraffe sticks its tongue out at the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago August 2, 2006, as temperatures soared to 100 degrees Fahrenheit (38 degrees Celcius).
Photo by John Gress
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Who served?

The Chickenhawk Database

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Stephen Colbert - White House Correspondents' Association Dinner Transcript


100 Most Banned Books


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Church of Reality - click here for more information  

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FAnnetastic!


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Saint Clinton

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