BartCop Entertainment Archives - Thursday, 27 July, 2006

Thursday

27 July, 2006

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Joel Bleifuss: If the Paint Sticks, Sling It (inthesetimes.com)
Perhaps you have thought, "If the voters knew how venal a GOP member of Congress was, they could never get re-elected." MoveOn is testing that proposition with a public service ad campaign that targets four Republican candidates ...


Joe Hallett and Mark Niquette: How faith figures into the [Ohio] governor's race (dispatch.com)
Ohio's next governor will be a devout Christian who readily quotes Scripture and is compelled by faith to help the less fortunate. Even so, there is a dramatic difference in how the religious beliefs of Republican J. Kenneth Blackwell and Democrat Ted Strickland might influence public policies that affect the more than 11 million Ohioans. ... Blackwell said homosexuality "is a lifestyle, it's a choice, and that lifestyle can be changed. I think it's a transgression against God's law, God's will."


Annalee Newitz: Monstrous Politics (AlterNet.org)
I learned to navigate the cultural meaning of new technologies by analyzing movies about imaginary monsters.


Ted Cox: Denying Our Own Eyes (chicagoreader.com)
Sportswriters knew what steroids were doing to baseball long before we were willing to admit it.


Dave Jamieson: Requiem for a Rookie Card (slate.com)
How baseball cards lost their luster.


Sydney Spiesel :Your Health This Month (slate.com)
Why to drink lots of coffee, whether acupuncture works, and more.


Barbara Epstein (1928-2006)
Barbara Epstein did much to create The New York Review and she brought her remarkable intelligence and editorial skill to bear on everything that appeared in these pages. We publish here memoirs by some of the writers who worked closely with her and knew her well.


Lucinda Michele Knapp: Real Chick Lit (laalternative.com)
WriteGirl creates a safe space for girls to grow into themselves.


Welcome to WriteGirl (writegirl.org)
WriteGirl is a nonprofit organization for inner city high school girls centered on the craft of creative writing and empowerment through self-expression. Through one-on-one mentoring and monthly workshops, girls are given techniques, insights and hot tips for great writing in all genres from professional women writers.


Rip-off Report
Victim of a consumer Rip-off? Want justice? Rip-off Report is a worldwide consumer reporting Website & Publication, by consumers, for consumers, to file & document complaints about companies or individuals who ripoff consumers.

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RANDOM OCCURENCE

IN BERKELEY RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC

LOOKS LIKE OLD FAITHFUL


zEN mAN
(marveling at the sight of a busted fire hydrant this morning near Children's Hospital...it doesn't happen everyday)

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Purple Gene Reviews

'Terminal Justice'



Purple Gene's review of the movie "Terminal Justice" (1995)
Directed by Rick King:

There is only one reason I stayed up and watched "Terminal Justice" last night…..Kari Wuhrer! I got more than I bargained for……

For those of you who've never heard of her….well let's just say she's a "Babe "B" Actress"….



With an interesting Bio….

Kari was raised in Connecticut…..she became a Ford Model early on and did commercials for "Clairol"….as a teenager she snuck out of her parents house to sing in a nightclub with her band "Freudian Slip"……She became a VJ on MTV for a show called "Remote Control" in the 80's…..Her big movie break was being cast to play Maggie Beckett in the Sci-Fi series "Sliders"……She recorded and released an album recently called "Shiny"…produced by Rick Rubin and the single, "There's a Drug" was a hit…….

But check these movie titles she's been in…….

  "Swamp Thing " (1990)
  "Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time" (1991)
  "Anaconda" (1997)
  "8 Legged Freaks" (2002)
  "Malevolent" (2002)
  "King of the Ants" (2003)
  "Hellraiser: Deader" (2005)
  "The Prophecy: Forsaken" (2005)

And she has great tits !!!!!!!!!



Tonight Kari plays a really cute clone named Pamela Travis who is actually a Cyber-sex star…but her "life" is in danger because the mad Dr. Vivyan (Peter Coyote - "Jagged Edge" (1985) - "Legend of Billie Jean" (1985) - "Baja Oklahoma" (1989) - "Femme Fatale" (2002) wants her DNA so he can make a lot more Cyber sex dolls like her…Enter Sergeant Bobby Chase (Lorenzo Lamas - "Grease" (1978) - "Snake Eater" (1989) - "Viper" (1994) - "Raptor Island" (2004) who is called in to protect her…which he does right away by having sex with her (This is the only reason to watch this flick)…but she gets kidnapped by the mad Doctor and Bobby has to "Chase" her through a deadly Virtual Reality game called "Hellraiser"….."OOOOOH the HUMANITY"….



Purple Gene gives "Terminal Justice" 2 really ripe Cloned Cyber sex Ta Ta's out of 10 for being soooo tantalizingly trite ("Hey Kari ….you were the best part of the whole movie!)

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

GIZMO LUST

KISS ME DEADLY

"KISS ME DEADLY." THE FILM

FUCK YOU JOE

CHIMP BOY AND CAMEL MALARKEY

CHIMP BOY AND CAMEL MALARKEY. PART TWO

BUSH CONSTIPATION AND THE MILK OF MAGNESIA GANG

MY JESUS IS BETTER THAN YOUR JESUS

CHIMP BOY AND CAMEL MALARKEY. PART THREE

WITH GOOD REASON

"...ALTER THE COURSE OF HISTORY."

HE COULD BE A CONTENDER!

WATCHING THE CHIMP EAT ANOTHER BANANA

THE REPUG "DIE FOTHER MUCKERS" AIR STANDARDS

WAIST DEEP

REPUG FAMILY VALUES! HEE FUCKING HAW!!!

LETHAL MISTAKES

BEND OVER AND KISS YOUR ASSETS GOODBYE


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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Still hot, still humid, still not cooling off at night.

Saw another version of the Hummer ad - this one's tagline is 'Restore The Balance'.


No new flags.


Tonight, Thursday:

CBS opens the night with a FRESH 'Big Brother 7', followed by a RERUN 'CSI: The Original One', then a RERUN 'Without A Trace'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Johnny Depp and the Spinners.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Greg Kinnear, Hugh Hefner, and Sammy Hagar.

NBC begins the night with a RERUN 'My Name Is Earl', followed by a RERUN 'The Office', then a FRESH 'America's Got Talent', followed by a FRESH 'Windfall'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Will Ferrell, Kristen Bell, and Everclear.
On a RERUN Conan (from 1/27/06) are Steve Carell, Sanaa Lathan, and Lewis Taylor.
On a RERUN Carson Daly is Lance Armstrong.

ABC starts the night with a RERUN 'Grey's Anatomy', followed by another RERUN 'Grey's Anatomy', then 'Primetime'.
On a RERUN Jimmy Kimmel (from 7/19/06) are Robin Williams, Anna Faris, and Rhymefest.

The WB offers a RERUN 'Smallville', followed by a RERUN 'Supernatural'.

Faux has a RERUN 'That 70s Show', followed by another RERUN 'That 70s Show', then a FRESH 'So You Think You Can Dance'.

UPN has a RERUN 'Everybody Hates Chris', followed by a RERUN 'Love, Inc.', then a RERUN 'Eve', followed by a RERUN 'Cuts'.

A&E has 'Crossing Jordan', 'The First 48', followed by a FRESH 'The First 48', and 'Dallas SWAT'.

AMC offers the movie 'Sleeping With The Enemy', followed by the movie 'For A Few Dollars More', then the movie 'The Dead Pool'.

BBC  -   
 [2:00 pm]    'As Time Goes By' - Episode 5;
 [2:40 pm]    'Are You Being Served' - Top Hats and Tails;
 [3:20 pm]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 5;
 [4:00 pm]    'My Hero' - Episode 5;
 [4:40 pm]    'My Family' - Ep 3 The Great Escape;
 [5:20 pm]    'My Family' - Ep 4 Return of the Prodigal Prat;
 [6:00 pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30 pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Episode 3;
 [7:00 pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 15;
 [8:00 pm]    'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' - Episode 5;
 [8:30 pm]    'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' - Episode 5;
 [9:00 pm]    'Waterloo Road' - Episode 7;
 [10:00 pm]    'Hex' - Episode 3;
 [11:00 pm]    'Ed vs Spencer' - Ep 4 Who Can Make The Most Money In 3 Days?;
 [11:30 pm]    'High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman' - Episode 5;
 [12:00 am]    'Comics Unleashed' - Episode 11;
 [12:30 am]    'Comics Unleashed' - Episode 12;
 [1:00 am]    'Hex' - Episode 3;
 [2:00 am]    'Waterloo Road' - Episode 7;
 [3:00 am]    'The Saint' - Legacy For the Saint;
 [4:00 am]    'The Saint' - The Desperate Diplomat;
 [5:00 am]    'The Saint' - The Organisation Man;
 [6:00 am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Queer Eye', 'Project Runway', and an old 'Last Comic Standing'.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Family Business', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Chappelle's Show', 'South Park', 'Mind Of Mencia', and another 'Chappelle's Show'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Fouad Ajami.
Scheduled on a FRESH Colbert Report is Joe Quesada.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'World's Biggest Machines', 'Decoding The Past', and 'American Eats'.

IFC  -   
 [06:00 AM]    Carried Away;
 [08:00 AM]    Spellbound;
 [09:45 AM]    The Young Girls of Rochefort;
 [12:00 PM]    The Emerald Forest;
 [02:00 PM]    Spellbound;
 [03:45 PM]    Three Tales;
 [05:00 PM]    The Young Girls of Rochefort;
 [07:15 PM]    The Emerald Forest;
 [09:15 PM]    The Full Monty;
 [11:00 PM]    The Henry Rollins Show #17;
 [11:30 PM]    Samurai 7 Episode #17: "The Remembrance";
 [12:00 AM]    Paperhouse;
 [01:45 AM]    IFC In Theaters;
 [02:00 AM]    The Henry Rollins Show #17;
 [02:30 AM]    Samurai 7 Episode #17: "The Remembrance";
 [03:00 AM]    Paperhouse;
 [04:45 AM]    Home Movie.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has the movie 'The Hulk', followed by 'Want To Be A Superhero?', 'Dark Place', and 'Screw On'.

Sundance  -   
 [06:45 AM]    Assisted Living;
 [08:00 AM]    Tapeheads;
 [09:45 AM]    Big Storm: The Lynndie England Story;
 [10:30 AM]    Pack Strap Swallow;
 [12:00 PM]    Dallas 362;
 [01:45 PM]    Assisted Living;
 [03:00 PM]    Tapeheads;
 [04:45 PM]    Big Storm: The Lynndie England Story;
 [05:30 PM]    Goal Dreams;
 [07:00 PM]    Yom Yom;
 [08:45 PM]    Resonance;
 [09:00 PM]    House of Boateng: Episode 6;
 [09:30 PM]    Stronger;
 [09:45 PM]    The School;
 [10:00 PM]    Riff-Raff;
 [11:45 PM]    In Short: Nightmares;
 [12:15 AM]    The Public Eye;
 [02:00 AM]    House of Boateng: Episode 6;
 [02:30 AM]    Pink Flamingos;
 [04:30 AM]    Riff-Raff.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM spends the morning celebraing Donald Crisp, who was born on this day in 1882, then fills the afternoon with animlas, and wraps the night with Elizabeth Taylor.
 [6:00 AM]    National Velvet (1944)     [View Trailer];
 [8:15 AM]    Son Of Lassie (1945);
 [10:00 AM]    Challenge To Lassie (1949);
 [11:30 AM]    Hills Of Home (1948);

 [1:15 PM]    Flipper (1963)     [View Trailer];
 [2:45 PM]    Flipper's New Adventure (1964);
 [4:30 PM]    Clarence, The Cross-Eyed Lion (1965);
 [6:15 PM]    Born Free (1966)     [View Trailer];
 [8:00 PM]    Cleopatra (1963)     [View Trailer];
 [12:15 AM]    The V.I.P.S (1963);
 [2:30 AM]    The Sandpiper (1965)     [View Trailer];
 [4:30 AM]    The Comedians (1967)     [View Trailer].
    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Friday  -  07/28

TCM starts the morning with 3 more films from last night's tribute to Elizabeth Taylor.
 [7:15 AM]    Rhapsody (1954);
 [9:15 AM]    The Girl Who Had Everything (1953);
 [10:30 AM]    Love Is Better Than Ever (1952);

 [12:00 PM]    Festival of Shorts #10 (1998);
 [12:45 PM]    Ready, Willing And Able (1937);
 [2:30 PM]    Ben-Hur (1959)     [View Trailer];
 [6:15 PM]    A Very Private Affair (1962);
 [8:00 PM]    The Strawberry Blonde (1941)     [View Trailer];
 [10:00 PM]    Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)     [View Trailer];
 [12:00 AM]    Andy Hardy's Blonde Trouble (1944);
 [2:00 AM]    The Spirit of the Beehive (1973)  [AKA: 'El Espíritu de la colmena'];
 [3:45 AM]    Hope and Glory (1987)     [View Trailer].    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Kiefer Sutherland poses for photographers during FOX's Summer Send Off Party, Tuesday, July 25, 2006, in Pasadena, Calif.
Photo by Rene Macura
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2nd Traverse City Film Festival

Michael Moore

Michael Moore has made a career of butting heads with bigwigs. His documentary films, laced with thigh-slapping satire on politics and society, have taken aim at General Motors Corp., the National Rifle Association and - of course - resident Bush. Still in the works is "Sicko," a none-too-flattering perspective on the U.S. health care system.

Now he's overseeing another project: the second annual Traverse City Film Festival, which he established last year with author Doug Stanton and photographer John Robert Williams. More than 70 films, many independently produced, will be shown next week in three indoor theaters and on a giant outdoor screen by Lake Michigan's Grand Traverse Bay.

This year's festival lineup is an eclectic mix - timeless classics such as "The Wizard of Oz" and little-known indies; comedy and drama; humor and tragedy.

Among the festival's themes is a salute to legendary director Stanley Kubrick, featuring the showing of his 11 films, from "2001: A Space Odyssey" to "Eyes Wide Shut." Moore said he first dreamed of being a filmmaker at age 17 after sneaking in to see "A Clockwork Orange," rated X when originally released.

Michael Moore

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Larry Hagman, left, of 'Nip/Tuck,' and his wife Maj Axelsson, right, pose for photographers before FOX's Summer Send Off Party, Tuesday, July 25, 2006, in Pasadena, Calif.
Photo by Rene Macura
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Uncensored Version To Be Published

'On the Road'

Jack Kerouac's "On the Road" will be published in its unedited original scroll version by Viking Press, which published the Beat Generation classic in September 1957.

John Sampas, executor of the writer's literary estate and brother of Stella Sampas, Kerouac's third wife, said he has signed a contract with Viking, an imprint of Penguin Group USA. He hopes the work will be out by the end of next year, the 50th anniversary of the publication.

"Incidents in the original were edited out of the published version because of the censorship of the time," said Sampas, who noted that some of the edited sections refer to drugs and sex. "On the scroll, entire paragraphs are crossed out and not included in the published version."

Sampras said the new version will be in book form, but taken from the original scroll. Any sections Kerouac had crossed out before turning it into the publisher will be excluded in the new edition.

'On the Road'

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Tempers Comments

Ken Jennings

"Jeopardy!" ace Ken Jennings says recent comments he posted on his Web site about the long-running game show and host Alex Trebek weren't "bashing."

After reports of his comments appeared in the media Tuesday, Jennings countered on his Web site that his letter was meant to be "a humor piece."

Jennings also responded Tuesday to people who posted comments on his Web site's message board, calling them "humor-impaired sock puppet users."

Ken Jennings

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Out Of The Closet

Lance Bass

Lance Bass, band member of 'N Sync, says he's gay and in a "very stable" relationship with a reality show star. Bass, who formed 'N Sync with Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone and Chris Kirkpatrick, tells People magazine that he didn't earlier disclose his sexuality because he didn't want to affect the group's popularity.

"I knew that I was in this popular band and I had four other guys' careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything," he tells the magazine.

The singer says he's in a "very stable" relationship with 32-year-old actor Reichen Lehmkuhl, winner of season four of CBS' "Amazing Race."

Lance Bass

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Resident Bush protesters Robert Grubbs, center, and his wife, Patti, of Louisville, Ky., watch from the South Side Bridge in Charleston, W.Va., Wednesday, July 26, 2006, as the president's motorcade passes by during a visit for a private fundraiser for Rep. Shelley Capito, R-W.Va.
Photo by Jeff Gentner
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Holly Golightly Dress To Be Sold

Audrey Hepburn

The dress that transformed actress Audrey Hepburn into one of cinema's most cherished characters is up for sale, London auction house Christie's said Wednesday.

The iconic black gown Hepburn wore for her role as Holly Golightly in the 1961 film "Breakfast at Tiffany's" will go under the hammer Dec. 5, the auction house said.

The Hubert de Givenchy-designed dress is expected to fetch 70,000 pounds (US$130,000, €102,500).

Audrey Hepburn

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Thwart World Record Attempt

French Police

Police in France said they had thwarted an attempt by a group of marijuana smokers to roll the world's longest joint by seizing a work-in-progress measuring 80 centimetres (32 inches) in length.

"At some point, these young people had wanted to craft a joint of 1.12 metres to beat the world record in the discipline and get it officially registered," said a police officer in eastern France.

During an investigation targeting a group of four smokers in the eastern Vosges area of France, police discovered the giant joint containing 70 grams of marijuana resin. It had not been finished because of a lack of tobacco.

French Police

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Ice sculptors competes in an ice sculpture contest in Tokyo July 26, 2006. 24 ice sculptors competed in the 50-minute contest as the temperature rose to 31 degrees Centigrade (87.8 Fahrenheit) in the Japanese capital.
Photo by Toru Hanai
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Sells Back Catalog

MC Hammer

MC Hammer's back catalog has been sold for almost $3 million, according to reports. The collection of music, which amounts to approximately 40,000 songs, including global hits "U Can't Touch This" and "Pray," has been bought by the music company Evergreen.

The sale of Hammer's music comes after he filed for bankruptcy in 1996, with debts in the region of $14 million.

MC Hammer, who has more recently taken on the role of minister, is apparently expected to release a new album, Look3X, in the coming months.

MC Hammer

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Syndication Arrangement

'Arrested Development'

In an unusual syndication arrangement, the 53-episode library of the critically acclaimed Fox comedy "Arrested Development" has been sold to both Internet portal MSN and cable networks HDNet and G4.

The deal marks the first time a Web portal has grabbed a relatively recent piece of the rerun market, not to mention in a simultaneous agreement with other cable networks.

MSN will have the rights to the show for three years beginning later this year. The series will be made available for free to MSN subscribers. The portal plans to launch myriad interactive elements to build a community around the series.

HDNet, which will exhibit the series in high definition, will also get a three-year deal beginning in September. Comcast-owned G4 will get it in October.

'Arrested Development'

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In this photo provided by Madame Tussauds, the new wax figures of actors Angelina Jolie, left, and Brad Pitt, right, with their infant daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt are unveiled in New York on Wednesday, July 26, 2006.
Photo by Albert Ferreira
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100 Items

Memorabilia Auction

Marlon Brando's annotated script of "The Godfather," letters from playwright Tennessee Williams and dozens of other personal items are going up for auction in the latest sale to open the door on the once highly reclusive actor.

Heritage Auction Galleries of Dallas said on Wednesday the October 6-7 sale comprised about 100 items ranging from Brando's harmonica to his BAFTA British film award for the 1952 movie "Viva Zapata!" and still photographs taken during the filming of "Apocalypse Now."

The auction also features clothes worn in the films "East of Eden" and "Rebel Without a Cause" by James Dean. They were consigned for auction by a recently closed James Dean museum in Indiana.

Memorabilia Auction

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World Convention In Denmark

Santa Claus

Singing Christmas carols and bellowing ho-hos, dozens of Santa Clauses, Mrs. Clauses and their little elves ended the biggest ever World Santa Claus Convention in Denmark on a merry note Wednesday, voting en masse to make Christmas presents bigger.

Many of the Santas sweated profusely parading through an amusement park north of the Danish capital in their traditional winter garb in the 90-degree summer heat in this Scandinavian country.

Over the years, the event has grown from a local summer festivity into one attracting Santas from all over. This year, 171 Santas and their helpers from Scandinavia, Germany, Russia, United States and Japan attended the convention.

Santa Claus

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This photo released by Rocka*Rho Publishing shows actor and aerobatic pilot David Ellison, bottom, flying his Fly Boys Extra 300L in formation with aerobatic air show pilot Sean D. Tucker, top, in his Oracle Challenger IV, and Dave Martin, center, in his Breitling Extra 300L, Wednesday, July 26, 2006, over Oshkosh, Wis. Ellison stars in the movie Fly Boys, which will premiere during the Experimental Aircraft Association's AirVenture Oshkosh convention and air show Wednesday.
Photo by Victoria Arocho
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Canary Islands Cave Art Museum

Cueva Pintada

A museum with cave paintings that may date from the sixth century reopened Wednesday in the Canary Islands after a 24-year closure, providing a rare glimpse at the art of the Spanish archipelago's early inhabitants.

The works at the so-called Cueva Pintada - red and white geometric patterns such as triangles and labyrinthlike spirals - are one of the few examples of painted caves in Europe that have survived to modern times.

Scientific analysis has dated parts of the art to the sixth century. The paintings were discovered by a farmer in 1873.

Cueva Pintada

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Says Wedding Is Still On

George Michael

George Michael is denying that his wedding to longtime boyfriend Kenny Goss has been called off, despite the fact that photos of the former Wham! singer's alleged adulterous tryst were recently published in the British tabloid News Of The World.

News Of The World reported this week that Michael went "trawling for illegal gay sex thrills" in a public park in London's Hampstead Heath, and was seen emerging from the bushes "after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver" named Norman Kirtland. Apparently paparazzi from the tabloid caught the incident on camera, after which Michael took off, telling reporters: "I'm not doing anything illegal. The police don't even come up here anymore. I'm a free man, I can do whatever I want. I'm not harming anyone."

However, Michael insists he and boyfriend Goss are still getting married. Speaking on-air this week during a phone call to Britain's Richard & Judy daytime show, Michael said, "I've got no issue with cruising. I've talked about it many times. It's never been an issue between us [me and Goss]. We knew with all the rubbish between us that we couldn't get a nice private wedding, so we've postponed it. But we had a lovely 10th anniversary party. My present to him was a million quid [about $1.75 million], so I think I should get away with so-called fooling around."

George Michael

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In Memory

Rupert Pole

Rupert Pole, husband of Anais Nin and guardian of the diarist's erotic literary legacy detailing her simultaneous marriages to men on different coasts, died July 15, two weeks after a stroke, his half brother said. He was 87.

After Nin's death in 1977, Pole oversaw the publication of four uncensored volumes of her journals detailing affairs with such men as novelist Henry Miller, psychoanalyst Otto Rank and her own father, Spanish composer Joaquin Nin.

Much of the erotic material as well as many of the references to her two husbands were purged from seven previously published volumes, which had established Nin as a feminist hero in the women's movement.

Weeks after meeting in New York in 1947, Pole and Nin drove to California and eventually married. Pole, an actor who left New York to become a forest ranger, didn't know that the woman who was 16 years older was already married to banker Hugh "Hugo" Guiler. Guiler and Nin had married in 1923.

Pole studied forestry at the University of California, Los Angeles, then transferred to UC, Berkeley. After graduating, he joined the U.S. Forest Service and was assigned to the San Gabriel Mountains where Nin lived with him in a Sierra Madre cabin.

She juggled her relationships with Pole and Guiler by shuttling between the two coasts every few weeks. She told Guiler she needed to spend time on the West Coast to escape the pressures of New York, while Pole was told she had writing assignments in New York.

Nin married Pole in 1955 in Quartzsite, Ariz., after she "exhausted all the defenses I could invent," according to a diary passage.

Fearful of the legal consequences of having two husbands who claimed her as a dependent on their tax returns, Nin invalidated her marriage to Pole in 1966 and told him about Guiler.

Nin ultimately chose Pole, spending her final years with him. She died in Los Angeles in 1977 at age 73.

Rupert Pole

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A newly-born panda cub is seen on the back of its mother at the Wolong Giant Panda Protection Center, in southwest China's Sichuan province, July 22, 2006. A 16-year-old panda named Bai Xue gave birth to the 160-gram female cub on July 22. The panda cub was the first to be born at the Wolong center this year.
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