BartCop Entertainment Archives - Thursday, 20 July, 2006

Thursday

20 July, 2006

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Special Dispatch - Update

Fire

by Michael Dare

UPDATE
 
Wednesday, July 19
 
 
That the fire turned into 79 lighting strikes, changing the fear of immolation into fear of sudden flooding due to lack of groundcover burnt away by the fire is just too impossible to ignore, changing our world from a comforting Apocalypse Now to the opening of War of the Worlds.
 
And now we're back to normal, the fire miles away, but everything is still packed, dozens of invitations from you kind folk to go somewhere, and nothing but high gas prices, low mileage, and no impending doom to send me on my way. Relaxing. Eating a Klondike bar and watching old episodes of Six Feet Under. Coming down from panic mode. Leaving the house for the first time in weeks knowing it'll be there when we get back. I remain humbled by your caring thoughts. Send me your address and I'll send you a check for a million dollars as long as you promise not to cash it till I'm a billionaire.
 
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Still the same view from the window behind my computer


Michael Dare

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Maureen Lane: The GOP Fights to Keep Women in Poverty (TomPaine.com; Posted on Alternet.org)
New welfare rules created by the Bush administration are doomed to fail by forcing women to take the first dead-end job that comes their way.


Dan Gilgoff: Dean's List (usnews.com)
The Democratic chair plans to fight in every one of the 50 states. Is this shrewd strategy or a recipe for disaster?


Mark Pike and Peter Backoff: Five Minutes With: Lawrence Lessig (campusprogress.org)
Imagine your public library being sold to Barnes and Noble: That's what will happen if neutrality legislation fails. The internet will be shifted to prefer a single, narrow vision of content. The diversity of content it now supports will be narrowed.


Sam Adams: One Body (citypaper.net)
LGBT Christians Make Themselves A Place In The Church


Happiness is always a delusion (guardian.co.uk)
Our shelves are groaning with books on how to find joy, but psychoanalyst Adam Phillips thinks we are chasing an impossible dream. In fact, sanity involves learning to enjoy conflict, he tells Stuart Jeffries.


Keep your cool (guardian.co.uk)
This could be the hottest day ever recorded in Britain. But how can you escape the heat without turning on the air conditioning - and warming the planet even more? Dominic Murphy offers some tips on how to stay chilled with a clear conscience


The "Dilbert" guide to personal finance (flagship2.vanguard.com)
  * Make a will.
  * Pay off your credit cards.
  * Get term life insurance if you have a family to support.
  * Fund your 401(k) to the maximum.
  * Fund your IRA to the maximum.
  * Buy a house if you want to live in a house and you can afford it.
  * Put six months' expenses in a money market fund.
  * Take whatever money is left over and invest 70% in a stock index fund and 30% in a bond fund through any discount broker, and never touch it until retirement.


Molly Ivins: Capitalism's Suicide
Hedge funds are investment pools for the rich -- and they're causing serious harm to our country's economy.


Scarletteen: Sex Ed That's for Real (scarleteen.com)
At Scarleteen, we believe that no one should ever have to be pregnant if they do not want to be.


Download the Scarleteen flier now! (scarleteen.com)

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EVERY SO OFTEN

WE GET A CHANCE TO SEE A

REAL INSPIRATION


zEN mAN
(observing cool big dude tying cute little dud's shoe - fuck the second hand smoke)

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS AN IDIOT!

IS OSAMA IN YOUR HOUSE...

THE GLOBAL WARMING BETTING LINE

CHIMP BOY IS OUT OF THUNE

REPUG DEMOCRACY

THE PRIVATIZATION OF SURVIVAL

IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE TRAINING WHEELS OFF THEIR BICYCLE

REPUBLICAN RED, WHITE AND BLUE VOMIT

REPUBLICANS ARE LYING FUCKING BASTARDS

STUPIDITY IS A BADGE OF HONOR FOR CONSERVATIVES

MERKEL BACKS LIEBERSCUM

I TOLD YOU RELIGION WAS A CROCK


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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Still hot, supposed to get hotter. Ack.

Back on Saturday, 3 September, Purple Gene did a review 'Bad Movies/Good Cameos'. For the movie, "Busty Cops," he included this picture of Jesse Jane:



Oddly, that picture was the most hit graphic on this site.

Well, until last weekend. While I was pre-occupied with 'stuff,' a self-described skank, Natasha ("I masturbate a lot...") over at myspace hot-linked to that picture of Jesse Jane.

Hot-linking means she uses the picture at the expense of my bandwidth, and it's a pretty uncool thing to do.

Exhibiting the morals of a crack whore in heat, she must be a republican, and I have no hope of her doing the honorable thing.

So I changed the file name on the graphic and then realized I can have some input as to her site's content.

The picture she's currently stealing features Chimpy & Jerry Falwell - it's in her 'People I'd Like To Meet' category.

Any suggests for the next picture?

Festering chancres, Lynne Cheney or ?


No new flags.



Tonight, Thursday:

CBS opens the night with a FRESH 'Big Brother: All Stars', followed by a RERUN 'CSI: The Original One', then a RERUN 'Without A Trace'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Martin Short and Pink.
On a RERUN Craig (from 7/10/06) are Toni Collette, Lawrence Block, and Joe Theismann.

NBC begins the night with a RERUN 'My Name Is Earl', followed by a RERUN 'The Office', then another RERUN 'The Office', followed by a FRESH 'America's Got Talent', then a FRESH 'Windfall'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Colin Farrell, Brian Williams, and Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Uma Thurman, Kevin Smith, and the New York Dolls.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Stephen Dorff and Him.

ABC starts the night with a FRESH 'Master Of Champions', followed by a RERUN 'Grey's Anatomy', then 'Primetime'.
On a RERUN Jimmy Kimmel are Brittany Murphy, Danica Patrick, and Eagles of Death Metal.

The WB offers a RERUN 'Smallville', followed by a RERUN 'Supernatural'.

Faux has a RERUN 'That 70s Show', followed by another RERUN 'That 70s Show', then a FRESH 'So You Think You Can Dance'.

UPN has a RERUN 'Everybody Hates Chris', followed by a RERUN 'Love, Inc.', then a RERUN 'Eve', followed by a RERUN 'Cuts'.

A&E has 'Crossing Jordan', 'The First 48', followed by a FRESH 'The First 48', and 'Dallas SWAT'.

AMC offers the movie 'Gothika', followed by the movie 'First Blood', then the movie 'Commando'.

BBC  -   
 [2:00 pm]    'As Time Goes By' - Episode 7;
 [2:40 pm]    'Are You Being Served' - German Week;
 [3:20 pm]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 6;
 [4:00 pm]    'My Hero' - Time and Time Again;
 [4:40 pm]    'My Family' - Waiting To Inhale;
 [5:20 pm]    'My Family' - Misery;
 [6:00 pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30 pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Porter;
 [7:00 pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 10;
 [8:00 pm]    'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' - Episode 1;
 [8:30 pm]    'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' - Episode 2;
 [9:00 pm]    'Waterloo Road' - Episode 6;
 [10:00 pm]    'Hex' - Episode 2;
 [11:00 pm]    'Ed vs Spencer' - Ep 9 Who Can Make Themselves More Famous?;
 [11:30 pm]    'High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman' - Episode 4;
 [12:00 am]    'Comics Unleashed' - Episode 9;
 [12:30 am]    'Comics Unleashed' - Episode 10;
 [1:00 am]    'Hex' - Episode 2;
 [2:00 am]    'Waterloo Road' - Episode 6;
 [3:00 am]    'The Persuaders' - Element of Risk;
 [4:00 am]    'The Night Detective' - Episode 7;
 [5:00 am]    'The Night Detective' - Episode 8;
 [6:00 am]    'BBC World News.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Queer Eye', 'Project Runway', and an old 'Last Comic Standing'.

Comedy Central has 'Reno 911!', 'Dog Bites Man', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Chappelle's Show', 'South Park', 'Mind Of Mencia', and 'Chappelle's Show'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly is Paul Giamatti.
Scheduled on a FRESH Colbert Report is Tom Brokaw.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Ancient Discoveries', Intracoastal Waterway', and 'American Eats'.

IFC  -   
 [06:00 AM]    The Big Kahuna;
 [07:30 AM]    Pauline & Paulette;
 [08:45 AM]    The Young Girls of Rochefort;
 [11:00 AM]    IFC In Theaters;
 [11:15 AM]    Only the Strong Survive;
 [01:00 PM]    July: IFC Short Film Showcase;
 [02:00 PM]    The Empty Mirror;
 [04:00 PM]    Pauline & Paulette;
 [05:15 PM]    Only the Strong Survive;
 [07:00 PM]    The Empty Mirror;
 [09:00 PM]    Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead;
 [11:00 PM]    The Henry Rollins Show #16;
 [11:30 PM]    Samurai 7 Episode #16: "The Storm";
 [12:00 AM]    Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III;
 [01:30 AM]    At The IFC Center #15;
 [02:00 AM]    The Henry Rollins Show #16;
 [02:30 AM]    Samurai 7 Episode #16: "The Storm";
 [03:00 AM]    Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III;
 [04:30 AM]    Edward II.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has the movie 'Frequency', followed by the movie 'Dragonfly'.

Sundance  -   
 [06:15 AM]    Sabbath Entertainment;
 [06:45 AM]    Dolls;
 [08:45 AM]    The Grass Harp;
 [10:35 AM]    Number 17;
 [12:00 PM]    Bright Young Things;
 [01:45 PM]    A Good Man in Africa;
 [03:30 PM]    Monster In A Box;
 [05:00 PM]    Dolls;
 [07:00 PM]    Face (1997);
 [09:00 PM]    TBA;
 [09:00 PM]    House of Boateng: Episode 5;
 [09:30 PM]    Sabbath Entertainment;
 [10:00 PM]    Wild at Heart;
 [12:05 AM]    Memento Mori;
 [01:45 AM]    Dad's Dead;
 [02:00 AM]    TBA;
 [02:00 AM]    House of Boateng: Episode 5;
 [02:30 AM]    Welcome to Woop Woop;
 [04:15 AM]    Saint Ange.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM spends the night with Elizabeth Taylor.
 [6:00 AM]    An Angel From Texas (1940);
 [7:15 AM]    Irene (1940);
 [9:00 AM]    One Crowded Night (1940);
 [10:15 AM]    The Mortal Storm (1940);
 [12:00 PM]    No Time For Comedy (1940);
 [1:45 PM]    The Shop Around The Corner (1940)     [View Trailer];
 [3:30 PM]    Sporting Blood (1940);
 [5:00 PM]    Granny Get Your Gun (1940);
 [6:00 PM]    Strange Cargo (1940);
 [8:00 PM]    Raintree County (1957)     [View Trailer];
 [11:00 PM]    Beau Brummell (1954);
 [1:00 AM]    Ivanhoe (1952)     [View Trailer];
 [3:00 AM]    Little Women (1949)     [View Trailer];
 [5:15 AM]    Conspirator (1949).
    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Friday  -  07/21

TCM starts the morning with 2 more films from last night's tribute to Elizabeth Taylor.
 [6:45 AM]    The Big Hangover (1950);
 [8:15 AM]    Elizabeth Taylor: An Intimate Portrait (1975);

 [9:30 AM]    Quo Vadis (1951)     [View Trailer];
 [12:30 PM]    All Through The Night (1942);
 [2:30 PM]    Our Vines Have Tender Grapes (1945);
 [4:30 PM]    This Could Be The Night (1957);
 [6:30 PM]    One More Tomorrow (1946);
 [8:00 PM]    The Clairvoyant (1935);
 [9:30 PM]    Kind Lady (1951);
 [11:00 PM]    The 39 Steps (1935)     [View Trailer];
 [12:30 AM]    Young and Innocent (1937);
 [2:00 AM]    Day of Wrath (1943)  [AKA: 'Vredens dag'];
 [3:45 AM]    Carl Th. Dreyer: Min Metier (1995);
 [5:30 AM]    MGM Parade Show #21 (1955).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Former Vice President Al Gore talks about his book 'An Inconvenient Truth' at a book signing Tuesday, July 18, 2006, in Philadelphia.
Photo by Rusty Kennedy
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Dayton Literary Peace Prize

Studs Terkel

Writer and oral historian Studs Terkel has been awarded the first Dayton Literary Peace Prize, an outgrowth of the Dayton Peace Prize that commemorates the 1995 agreement that ended the war in Bosnia.

Terkel, 94, will receive a lifetime achievement award Nov. 5. The group Dayton: A Peace Process also will award two writers in the categories of fiction and nonfiction. Each award is worth $10,000.

The Dayton Peace Prize commemorates the 1995 Dayton Peace Accords, which were negotiated at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base. Previous winners include Archbishop Desmond Tutu, former U.S. President Bill Clinton and Richard Holbrooke, former U.S. ambassador to the United Nations.

Studs Terkel

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Hollywood's A-List Delivers

Hillary Clinton

If Hollywood has a DaVinci Code, Democratic Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton has cracked it.

Top stars such as Tom Hanks, Jennifer Lopez and Owen Wilson donated to the New York senator in recent months, generating the kind of cash usually associated with a major box office opening - or a potential presidential bid in 2008.

Another contributor was Chris Rock, one of many comedians who made bawdy jokes at the Clintons' expense after the investigation into Bill Clinton's affair with intern Monica Lewinsky. Rock gave the senator $2,100.

Singer Bette Midler gave the maximum allowed by law, $4,200, as did actor James Caan.

Other donors included Donald Trump's ex-wife Marla Maples, who gave $2,000, and director Rob Reiner, who gave $3,200.

Hillary Clinton

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Dan Quayle Walked Out

John Mellencamp

Dan Quayle took time out from participating in the American Century Celebrity Golf Championship in Stateline, Nev., on Friday to attend John Mellencamp's concert only to run into a political statement.

He then made a statement of his own by walking out during Mellencamp's rendition of ``Walk Tall.'' Before launching into the song, Mellencamp told the Harveys casino crowd, in effect, that it was dedicated to everyone hurt by policies of the current Bush administration.

Quayle, who served as vice president for President Bush's father in 1989-93 walked out of the venue before Mellencamp finished the song.

Quayle said through a publicist: ``Well, I think Mellencamp's performance was not very good to begin with, and the comment put it over the top.''

John Mellencamp

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U.S. singer Al Jarreau performs during a concert of the Oviedo Jazz Festival at the Principe Felipe Auditorium in Oviedo July 19, 2006.
Photo by Eloy Alonso
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Bryn Mawr Launches

Katharine Houghton Hepburn Center

Bryn Mawr College announced it will launch a center honoring the life and work of alumna Katharine Hepburn and will present actresses Lauren Bacall and Blythe Danner with awards at the center's inaugural event in September.

The Katharine Houghton Hepburn Center was established to honor the American screen legend and four-time Oscar winner, a 1928 Bryn Mawr graduate, and her mother, Katharine Houghton Hepburn, an early feminist activist and 1899 Bryn Mawr graduate. The center has been authorized by the Hepburn family and executors of her estate, the school said Tuesday.

Actress and playwright Katharine Houghton, Hepburn's niece, will deliver the gala dinner's closing remarks.

Katharine Houghton Hepburn Center

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Arkansas To Pardon

Keith Richards

The state of Arkansas is prepared to pardon Keith Richards for being a reckless driver, 31 years later.

The state Parole Board on July 3 approved an application for clemency submitted on behalf of Richards, the 62-year-old guitarist for the Rolling Stones, by Gov. Mike Huckabee.

Richards was arrested July 5, 1975, as he, bandmate Ron Wood, a security guard and a fan traveled from Memphis, Tenn., to Dallas. The group had stopped in Fordyce for lunch, then got back on the road with Richards driving.

A Fordyce officer saw the car swerve - Richards said later he bent to adjust the radio - and stopped the vehicle. Police said they smelled marijuana and took the four to City Hall.

Keith Richards

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Slashing Jobs, Movie Output

Disney

The Walt Disney Co. is restructuring its studio division to emphasize blockbuster franchise films over more adult fare, a move that will mean slashing 650 jobs worldwide, the company announced Tuesday.

The restructuring will cut Disney's output from about 18 films a year to about a dozen. Of those, about 10 will be released under the Walt Disney Pictures banner, a proven family-friendly brand that includes the successful "Pirates of the Caribbean" franchise.

Disney's Touchstone label, which is responsible for more esoteric fare by artists like Joel and Ethan Coen of "Fargo" fame, will be cut back to only two or three releases a year. Recent Touchstone films have included the box-office flops "The Alamo" and "The Ladykillers."

Disney

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Go Postal

Superheroes

Faster than a speeding bullet, comic book superheroes are coming to a post office near you. Batman and Superman, Wonder Woman, Supergirl and a half dozen other superheroes will star on new postage stamps being released Thursday.

The new 39-cent stamps and 24-cent postal cards will be made public at a comic book show in San Diego, and will go on sale nationwide Friday.

The stamps are sold in a sheet of 20, half featuring the individual superheroes and half showing covers of comic books starring them.

Superheroes

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Actor John Amos, star of the new ensemble drama series 'Men In Trees' about a relationship coach helping people to find love, is shown during a panel discussion at the ABC network presentation to the Television Critics Association in Pasadena, California July 19, 2006. The show premieres Fall 2006.
Photo by Fred Prouser
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Wedding News

Cullen - Hayes

Darren Hayes, one-half of defunct Australian pop duo Savage Garden, said he married his boyfriend in a recent civil ceremony in London.

The announcement, made to fans Monday on Hayes' web site, offered a rare insight into his private life, which he has long kept under wraps.

"On June 19th 2006 I married my boyfriend of two years, Richard (Cullen), in a civil partnership ceremony in London. I can honestly say it was the happiest day of my life."

Cullen - Hayes

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Returning To School

Anita Thompson

Hunter S. Thompson's widow will get a chance to do something the godfather of gonzo journalism never did: graduate from Columbia University.

Anita Thompson, 33, learned Friday that she had been accepted at the school, where her husband studied creative writing more than 50 years ago. She plans to earn her bachelor's degree in English.

"I'm thrilled. I have Hunter to thank for getting me accepted and hooking me up with the kinds of people who wrote me letters of recommendation," she told the Aspen Daily News.

Anita Thompson

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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How A Republican Takes Responsibility

Pete Coors

Beer company executive Pete Coors has pleaded not guilty to charges of driving under the influence and failing to stop at a stop sign.

His attorney entered the pleas for him Tuesday and Coors did not appear in court, said Jefferson County district attorney's spokeswoman Pam Russell.

Company spokeswoman Kabira Hatland has said Coors rolled through a stop sign a block from his Golden home and was stopped by the officer in his driveway. She said a breath test showed his blood-alcohol content was 0.088. The legal limit is 0.08.

Pete Coors

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Rodrigo Contreras sits behind bottles of Duff Beer at his office, Tuesday, July 18, 2006, in Guadalajara, Mexico. Contreras holds the Mexican patent on the Duff Beer name and the patent is currently pending on the United States. Duff Beer is famous worldwide as the beer of choice of Homer Simpson of 'The Simpsons' cartoon series.
Photo by Guillermo Arias
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Not Guilty

Mindy McCready

Mindy McCready was found not guilty Wednesday of driving under the influence in May 2005. But a jury found her guilty on the charge of driving on a suspended license. The DUI case centered on a video of the field sobriety tests the country singer took after she was stopped for speeding.

Her attorney, Lee Dryer, said McCready wasn't impaired and that the field sobriety tests weren't performed properly. He also said she removed her shoes for the roadside test, but then found it hard to complete because her pant legs were too long.

After her trial, McCready said she feels as though she's turned a corner in her personal life.

Mindy McCready

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Rescinds $50 Entry For Klimt

Neue Galerie

The Neue Galerie dropped plans to charge a $50 admission fee for special viewings of a celebrated Klimt portrait following protests from some callers.

The museum said Wednesday that it would go ahead with free members-only Wednesdays - the day it had planned the $50 fee for the general public - to see Gustav Klimt's "Adele Bloch-Bauer I," a 1907 portrait of a Viennese society woman in an ornate golden gown.

For several days, the museum's Web site had publicized special viewings on Wednesdays between noon and 4 p.m. for nonmembers at $50 "because of high demand." The announcement was removed Wednesday and replaced with references to members-only free visits, without the public being admitted, the museum said.

Neue Galerie

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Family Fights Hollywood

'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon'

The son of the Chinese author of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" is waging a legal battle in a Canadian court with Hollywood studios over the film rights to his father's books.

The film version of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" by director Ang Lee won four Oscars and now Columbia Pictures Industries Inc. and The Weinstein company say they hold the film rights to other books in the same series penned by Wang Du Lu.

While Hollywood producers are anxious to make a prequel to the martial arts blockbuster "Crouching Tiger," a Saskatchewan judge must first determine who owns the rights to the remaining books in the series.

'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon'

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This undated image made available Wednesday, July 19, 2006 by Aberdeen University shows of one of nine Maori heads, which the university announced Wednesday that it would return to New Zealand. The preserved heads have been stored at Aberdeen University's Marischal Museum for more than a century. The Te Papa Museum in Wellington, New Zealand, asked for the return of the heads so it could conduct its own research.
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Ex-Village People Singe Cops Plea

Victor Willis

Victor Willis, the original policeman in the 1970s disco band The Village People remains behind bars after pleading no contest to drug possession charges.

The 54-year-old Willis was arrested in March in South San Francisco, after police stopped his car and found cocaine and drug paraphernalia.

After allegedly jumping bail last fall, he was featured on a December episode of the T-V crime show "America's Most Wanted."

Victor Willis

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What Global Warming?

Britain

Lions licked blood-flavored ice blocks in the zoo, judges went wigless in court and guards at Buckingham Palace ducked into the shade. Britain faced the hottest day ever recorded in July on Wednesday as a heat wave swept much of Europe. Temperatures hit 96.6 degrees south of London - so hot some road surfaces melted.

London's Underground has no air conditioning and the Evening Standard newspaper measured temperatures in the train system at 117 degrees. Operator Transport for London takes no measurements but did not dispute the figure.

The average temperature in southeastern England in July is 70 degrees - and that figure has been the nighttime temperature the past few days.

Britain

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Offers DVDs Before TV Premieres

NBC

In an unusual promotion, NBC said Wednesday it will let subscribers of online movie rental service Netflix take sneak peeks at two new drama series before the shows air on the TV network.

Netflix subscribers will be able to rent DVDs containing the debut episodes of "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip" and "Kidnapped" starting Aug. 5, about six weeks before the shows premiere on television.

NBC

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Cheap Fix - Changes Name

ABC News

ABC News said it's changing the name of its evening newscast to reflect both new anchorman Charles Gibson and an expansion into the digital realm, including an afternoon webcast.

The change from "World News Tonight" to "World News with Charles Gibson" occurred Wednesday evening.

ABC named its newscast "World News Tonight" in 1978 with the debut of anchormen Frank Reynolds, Peter Jennings and Max Robinson. It became "World News Tonight with Peter Jennings" in 1984, then dropped Jennings' name after his death from cancer in August 2005.

ABC News

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Lightning strikes above the Luxor Hotel and Casino during a thunderstorm in Las Vegas, Nevada July 17, 2006. The Mandalay Bay Resort is at left.
Photo by Steve Marcus
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Toronto, Not Baltimore

'Hairspray'

"Good Morning, Baltimore" - Canada is calling. "Hairspray" will be shot entirely in Toronto. Producer Craig Zadan said Baltimore simply doesn't have the vast soundstages needed to mount such an elaborate production.

Cost also was a factor. Despite lobbying by the Maryland Film Office, "Hairspray" won't even send its second unit to town to shoot exteriors of the city's distinctive rowhouses. Instead, they will be recreated on Toronto soundstages and streets, and still photographs of Baltimore will be digitally inserted into the finished product.

Although the budget for the movie will exceed $50 million, Zadan said it wasn't feasible to uproot the production and move it to Baltimore even for a few days of shooting.

'Hairspray'

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Doesn't Match Performance

CEO Pay

An analysis of the 100 largest technology companies finds that those with the highest-paid CEOs in 2005 had the worst returns.

In the recent study, DolmatConnell & Partners, an executive compensation consulting firm based in Waltham, Mass., found there was an inverse correlation between tech CEO pay and shareholder returns over a one-year period. Companies analyzed in the study included Cisco Systems, Dell, EMC, Google, Hewlett-Packard, IBM, Microsoft and Oracle, as well as telecommunications providers, technology services companies and products distributors.

The one-third highest performing companies paid their chief executives an average of $7.12 million--while the bottom third paid their CEOs $9.29 million. The study compared direct compensation, which includes base salary, bonus, long-term incentive payouts and value of stock grants.

A copy of the study can be accessed here  (pdf format). .

CEO Pay

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More 'Reality' TV

LA County Sheriff

Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies and cadets will be allowed to take part in two proposed reality television shows.

Their participation was approved Tuesday by the county Board of Supervisors, which voted 3-1 to let two production companies film deputies at work and cadets hoping to make the cut.

No filming will be allowed in the jails and all unused footage must be destroyed, according to the contracts with 44 Blue Productions Inc. and Scott Sternberg Productions Inc.

The shows are tentatively titled "The Assignment" and "The Academy."

LA County Sheriff

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Cable Networks

Ratings

Rankings for the top 15 programs on cable networks as compiled by Nielsen Media Research for the week of July 10-16. Day and start time (EDT) are in parentheses.

    1. Movie: "Pirates of the Caribbean" (Saturday, 8 p.m.), USA, 5.01 million homes, 7.36 million viewers.
    2. "Home Run Derby" (Monday, 8 p.m.), ESPN, 4.87 million homes, 6.78 million viewers.
    3. "The Closer" (Monday, 9 p.m.), TNT, 4.84 million homes, 6.4 million viewers.
    4. Auto Racing: Nextel Cup (Sunday, 2:11 p.m.), TNT, 4.34 million homes, 6.16 million viewers.
    5. "WWE Raw" (Monday, 10 p.m.), USA, 3.85 million homes, 5.11 million viewers.
    6. "Nightmares & Dreamscapes" (Wednesday, 9 p.m.), TNT, 3.55 million homes, 5.24 million viewers.
    7. "Monk" (Friday, 9 p.m.), USA, 3.44 million homes, 4.89 million viewers.
    8. "Psych" (Friday, 10 p.m.), USA, 3.35 million homes, 4.71 million viewers.
    9. "WWE Raw" (Monday, 9 p.m.), USA, 3.17 million homes, 4.33 million viewers.
   10. "Nightmares & Dreamscapes" (Wednesday, 9:54 p.m.), TNT, 3.12 million homes, 4.75 million viewers.
   11. Movie: "Big Fat Liar" (Friday, 8 p.m.), Disney, 2.66 million homes, 3.84 million viewers.
   12. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Tuesday, 5 p.m.), Nickelodeon, 2.64 million homes, 3.66 million viewers.
   13. "The Suite Life of Zack & Cody" (Thursday, 6:30 p.m.), Disney, 2.58 million homes, 3.58 million viewers.
   14. "House" (Friday, 11 p.m.), USA, 2.57 million homes, 3.44 million viewers.
   15. Movie: "Big Fat Liar" (Friday, 9:45 p.m.), Disney, 2.57 million homes, 3.62 million viewers.

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