BartCop Entertainment Archives - Thursday, 8 June, 2006

Thursday

8 June, 2006

big hammer - bigger hammer

(Updated Daily)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

'Best of TBH Politoons'

Click Here!



Thanks, again, Tim!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Cory!! Strode On Graphic Novels

Best Sellers

This week, we've got the information on the best selling graphic novels in comic book shops for the month of April, and I'll toss in some short reviews:

 1    HELLBOY VOL 6 STRANGE PLACES   TP   (MR) $17.95 DAR 6,436

It has been a LONG time since there was a new Hellboy collection. The movie did a decent job of bringing the character to life, and Mike Mignola is just an amazing artist. The story is typical weird pulp stuff mixed with Mignola's love of drawing dark, moody sequences. It's a lot of fun to read, and is recommended for anyone who liked the movie.


 2    ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR VOL 5 CROSSOVER    TP    $12.99    MAR    6,152

I haven't liked the Ultimate Fantastic Four very much. The charm of the original Fantastic Four was the creativity of Jack Kirby and the humor that Stan Lee infused the comic with, and this updated version has left me cold. This story, however, works. In it, Reed Richards thinks he has found an alternate Universe where the Fantastic Four has been around for almost 20 years. When he brings the rest of th team there, however, things aren't quite what they seem. A well done action story that leads into the series "Marvel Zombies" and is mildly recommended.


 3    100 BULLETS VOL 9 STRYCHNINE LIVES    TP    (MR)    $14.99    DC    5,809

This series has a simple premise: A man shows up and gives a person an untraceable gun with 100 bullets. What they do with it is up to them. Even though this is the 9th volume in the series, the continuing aspects don't intrude on the plot. A fine crime noir comic that is highly recommended.


 4    SHOWCASE PRESENTS TEEN TITANS VOL 1    TP    $16.99    DC    5,751

The "Showcase" series of graphic novels is DC's big, cheap reprint series, and each volume contains about 500 pages of old comics from the 60's and 70's in black and white on cheap newsprint. This volume reprints the first 25 or so Teen Titans comics, and the stories have not aged well. They were written by middle aged men in the mid to late 60's who were trying to have the character's sound "hip" and "with it" and come off as campy at best. The art by Nick Cardy is solid and entertaining, but the only value to these stories is pure nostalgia.


 5    ASTONISHING X-MEN VOL 1    HC*    $29.99    MAR    5,685

This collects the first 12 issues of this series, written by Joss Whedon (Buffy and Serenity). Reading these stories, it is clear he is a HUGE X-Men fan, and uses that knowledge to write stories that give the characters their best moments in years. However, he isn't just some Hollywood guy writing fan-fiction, but someone who knows how to put together a great super-hero story. If you liked the X-Men movies at all, this is a must buy and is the best super-hero graphic novel of the month.


 6    V FOR VENDETTA    TP    $19.99    DC    5,671

Still selling because of the movie, and it deserves to. As good as the movie was, it was a less complicated version of this very smart, very incendiary graphic novel. It may have been written in response to Reagan and Thatcher, but it's more relevant than ever, and is Highly Recommended.


 7    EX MACHINA VOL 3 FACT V FICTION    TP    (MR)    $12.99    DC    5,649

This series, about a super-hero who is elected mayor of New York City, has been very well done, but the second and third volumes haven't been as good as the first. Rather than it being a standard super-hero story, it's more of a political story that has some super-hero trappings in order to get comic book fans to try it. A solid comic and mildly recommended (but the first volume is Highly recommended).


 8    X-MEN COMPLETE AGE O/APOCALYPSE EPIC BK 3    TP    $29.99    MAR    5,401

The first thing on the list that I find nearly unreadable. In the mid 90's, mainstream super-hero comics suffered from being event driven, and some of the worst art in the medium's history. The prevailing style was for Big Splash Pages and lots of eye candy at the expense of telling a story, and this is a textbook example of it. If you hadn't read the X-Men for 20 years, there was no way you could figure out what was going on in this story, and I have no idea why Marvel is reprinting it. Avoid.


 9    STAR WARS CLONE WARS ADVS VOL 5   TP    $6.95    DAR    5,335

The comics are telling the stories about what happened between the 2nd and 3rd Star Wars movies. I was not a fan of the "prequels" and had no interest in these stories. They aren't good enough to win me over and are just for Star Wars completists.


10    YOUNG AVENGERS VOL 1 SIDEKICKS   TP    $14.99    MAR    4,599

When this book was announced, I ignored it. The name of the book is stupid, they pushed it as "From one of the writer's of TV's 'The OC'", which I don't care for, and Marvel's new series usually only last about 12 issues before they get canceled, never to be heard from again. However, this series is a LOT better than it has a right to be. Creating a group of new characters with connections to underused Marvel characters, and having a complex time travel story to start the book off, this series has worked because it concentrates on making the characters interesting. It's VERY much a super-hero story, and requires a working knowledge of Marvel Comics, but if you have that, it's a surprisingly good comic. Mildly recommended.

That's the list for this month. I'll have reviews of the rest of the top 100 selling graphic novels on my website: www.solitairerose.com/comics.html starting on or around 6/10


Cory!! Strode (The Best Dressed Man In Comics) has written comic books, novels, jokes for comedians, Op Ed columns, the on-line comic strip www.Asylumon5thstreet.com and has all kinds of things on his website, www.solitairerose.com

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

THIS IS MY FRIEND ANN

WITH HER MOM...AND PAINTED BY...

SALVADOR DALI


zEN mAN
(no kidding...even Ann's mom's toe was beginning to drip! he never did get that foot painted correctly...Barcelona - 1963)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Jan Frel: Election Monday: A Mixed Bag for Progressives (AlterNet.org)
John Tester's victory in Montana offers a great chance for a serious progressive in the Senate; a loss for Marcy Winograd in CA against Dem hawk Jane Harman; Busby comes close in Republican-heavy San Diego in spite of $10 million in GOP cash.


Nat Hentoff: Justice Department's Black Site (villagevoice.com)
The administration censors internal probe of lawbreaking by the Oval Office and the NSA.


Kara Platoni: Not Dead Yet (eastbayexpress.com)
Newspapers aren't the only medium whose demise has long been predicted.


Jessica Centers: Game On (westword.com)
The Denver pick-up artists come out from their lair. Look out, ladies!


Annalee Newitz: Artificial Wombs and Pregnant Men (AlterNet.org)
Feminists shouldn't back away from the debate on genetic engineering, or it'll be up to the men. Again.


Not so unfortunate (guardian.co.uk)
As Lemony Snicket, he's a multimillionaire superstar with 12 blockbuster children's books to his name. As Daniel Handler, he's just another aspiring author of adult fiction. So is he jealous of himself? Tim De Lisle meets the 'Roald Dahl of our day'


Richard A. Lanham: ECONOMISTS OF ATTENTION
Our recently ended twentieth century overflows with monuments to artistic outrageousness. Never have so many artists flung so many paint pots and puzzles in the face of so many publics: urinals turned upside down and exhibited as art, Rube Goldberg machines that do abstract drawings, canvases that are all white or all black, paintings of Campbell's soup cans, sculptures of the boxes the soup came in, trenches dug in the desert where nobody can see them, the Pont Neuf in Paris wrapped up in gold cloth for a few days and then unwrapped again.


Mass Equality Ads

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Subscribe to BartCop!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Reader Suggestion

Saddam's Blog

Hey, thought this would be perfect for the site. Pretty funny. Saddam has been keeping a blog while on trial and now its being optioned into a book that drops later this month.

Saddam's Blog


brock


Thanks, Brock!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Purple Gene Reviews

'Mr. & Mrs. Smith'



Purple Gene's review of the movie "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" (2005)
Directed by Doug Liman ("Kissing Jessica Stein" (2001) - "The Bourne Identity" (2002) - "Heist" (2006):

I'm not talking about the 1996 made for TV series starring Scott Bakula and Maria Bello….No…not the Alfred Hitchcock yawner (1941) starring Carole Lombard and Robert Montgomery….but I am talking about the movie that launched the 3rd movie marriage for Angelina ….the world class botoxless lipped Mother Teresa-ish Lara Croft always being photographed in the airport these days Jolie with Brad the baby sitter her 3rd soon to be Ex Achilles Jennifer Aniston's Ex and now the new Shiloh's Daddy…Pitt….starring as "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" !!!!!

Don't get me wrong…I think Angelina Jolie is one of the most beautiful women in the world…….and worshipped by many (see here and here)



But I like the old cocaine crazy tattooed into decadent sexy Angie……But now she's saving the world and I might say, with the very best of intentions……..But I predict that things are gonna change for her…..

When Angelina was 20 years old she made a movie called "Hackers" (1995) and she fell in love with her co-star Jonny Lee Miller, and married him…..then when she was 24 years old she made a movie called "Pushing Tin" (1999) and fell in love with her co-star Billy Bob Thornton, and married him…..then, when she was 30 years old she made a movie Called "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" (2005) and fell in love with her co-star Brad Pitt, and married him…….here's the prediction….



When Angelina Jolie turns 32 (6/4/07) she'll be making a movie called "Sin City 2" (2007) and she will fall for her on screen lover Clive Owen…and marry him….

You heard it first from the "Purp" !!!!!!!

Back to "Mr. & Mrs. Smith"…..This movie actually turned out to be better than the original Hitchcock version in 1941….perhaps because of the dynamic plot changes with all the high tech equipment and gender gymnastics….but you could also see the screen chemistry occuring in this movie (unlike Hanks and Tautou in "The DaVinci Code" !) and the tongue in cheek antics were satisfying (I hated Brad Pitt's haircut though)( and they cut out the nude love making scenes)…sad to say that Vince Vaughn's role in this movie turned out to be picking up the pieces of Jennifer Aniston after Brad dumped her……



Anyway …the thin plot goes like this: John and Jane meet accidently in Bogota, Colombia and have wild sex and get married. They move to an upscale suburban neighborhood and set up a very very straight domestic home life…little did each of them know that the other was an undercover agent in competing spy organizations….the fireworks begins when they end up going after the same target and almost killing each other….but WOW…shooting at each other and crashing cars and karate drenched kisses added the spice back into their boring union !!!!

Purple Gene gives "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" 6 sex fueled reciprocal kicks to the head out of 10 for having a lot of action and a so so story line.


Er - Purp
Jolie & Pitt aren't married (yet)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

IT WAS ALL BULLSHIT!

TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT THE COMMANDMENTS

I BRAKE FOR TURTLES

'IT'S TIME TO BE AMERICA AGAIN."

NOW THAT'S HEAVEN!

IT'S THEIR NATIONAL PASTIME

HERE WE GO AGAIN

A DAY WITH HUNTER

YOU'RE AN ARFING SLUT ANN!

YOU'RE AN ARFING SLUT ANN! PART TWO

REPUG SCUM

YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS BITCH

THE REINCARNATION OF KENNY BOY

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ark Of Darkness

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Not a lot of sun, but very nice.


Added a new flag - Myanmar   Myanmar


Tonight, Thursday:

CBS opens the night with a FRESH 'Gameshow Marathon', followed by a RERUN 'CSI: The Original One', then a RERUN 'Without A Trace'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Meredith Vieira, Jeremy Piven, and My Morning Jacket.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Edie Falco and David Lee Roth.

NBC begins the night with a RERUN 'My Name Is Earl', followed by another RERUN 'My Name Is Earl', then another RERUN 'My Name Is Earl', followed by yet another RERUN 'My Name Is Earl', then the SERIES PREMIERE 'Windfall'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Al Gore, Maya Rudolph, and Rihanna.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Kevin Kline and Lewis Black.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Jerry Ferrara and Morningwood.

ABC has LIVE 'NBA Basketball Finals', and pads primetime on the left coast with local crap.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Rosie Perez, Jared Hess, and Elefant.

The WB offers a RERUN 'Smallville', followed by a RERUN 'Supernatural'.

Faux has a RERUN 'That 70s Show', followed by another RERUN 'That 70s Show', then a FRESH 'So You Think You Can Dance'.

UPN has a RERUN 'Everybody Hates Chris', followed by a RERUN 'Love, Inc.', then a RERUN 'Eve', followed by a RERUN 'Cuts'.

A&E has 'Cold Case Files', 'The First 48', another 'The First 48', and 'Dallas SWAT'.

AMC offers the movie 'The Sting', followed by the movie 'The Comancheros', then the movie 'The Undefeated'.

BBC  -   
 [2:00 pm]    'As Time Goes By' - Episode 1;
 [2:40 pm]    'Are You Being Served' - Fire Practice;
 [3:20 pm]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 1;
 [4:00 pm]    'My Hero' - Episode 4;
 [4:40 pm]    'My Family' - Lost Weekend;
 [5:20 pm]    'My Family' - Ghosts;
 [6:00 pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30 pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Finch;
 [7:00 pm]    'The Benny Hill Show'- Episode 35;
 [8:00 pm]    'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' - Episode 2;
 [8:30 pm]    'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' - Episode 3;
 [9:00 pm]    'Madonna Live';
 [10:00 pm]    'Hex' - Episode 1;
 [12:00 am]    'Footballers Wives' - Tanya's Story;
 [1:00 am]    'Hex' - Episode 1;
 [3:00 am]    'Footballers Wives' - Tanya's Story;
 [4:00 am]    'The Saint' - The Paper Chase;
 [5:00 am]    'The Saint' - Flight Plan;
 [6:00 am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'The 4400', 'Queer Eye', and 'Last Comic Standing'.

Comedy Central has 'Reno 911!', lsat night's 'Dog Bites Man', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Mind Of Mencia', 'South Park', 'Show Biz Show With David Spade', and 'Dog Bites Man'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Lily Tomlin.
Scheduled on a FRESH Colbert Report is Steve Johnson.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Ancient Marvels', 'Decoding The Past', and 'Declassified'.

IFC  -   
 [6:00 AM]    The Quiet American;
 [7:45 AM]    Get Bruce!;
 [9:00 AM]    The Road Home;
 [10:35 AM]    George Washington;
 [12:15 PM]    The Mighty Peking Man;
 [2:00 PM]    IFC Short Film Collection II: June;
 [4:00 PM]    Mr. & Mrs. Bridge;
 [6:15 PM]    The Mighty Peking Man;
 [7:45 PM]    IFC In Theaters;
 [8:00 PM]    Le Divorce;
 [10:00 PM]    The Henry Rollins Show #10;
 [10:30 PM]    Samurai 7 Episode #10: "The Journey";
 [11:00 PM]    The Last Seduction;
 [1:00 AM]    Below;
 [3:00 AM]    The Last Seduction;
 [5:00 AM]    IFC Short Film Showcase: June.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has the movie 'Scarecrow', followed by the movie 'Scarecrow Slayer'.

Sundance  -   
 [06:00 AM]    Commandments;
 [07:30 AM]    Citizen Black;
 [09:00 AM]    Hanna K.;
 [11:00 AM]    Comfort and Joy;
 [12:45 PM]    The Critical Path;
 [01:00 PM]    Coldblooded;
 [02:35 PM]    Play It As It Lays;
 [04:25 PM]    Paradise Alley;
 [06:15 PM]    Omagh;
 [08:00 PM]    Yves Saint Laurent: His Life and Times;
 [09:30 PM]    Men Named Milo, Women Named Greta;
 [10:00 PM]    L'eau Froide;
 [11:30 PM]    Dogville;
 [02:30 AM]    The Final Curtain;
 [04:00 AM]    Mysterious Skin;
 [05:45 AM]    Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM pays tribute to Alexis Smith who was born on this day in 1921.
 [6:15 AM]    She Couldn't Say No (1941);
 [7:30 AM]    The Smiling Ghost (1941);
 [8:45 AM]    Steel Against The Sky (1941);
 [10:00 AM]    The Doughgirls (1944);
 [11:45 AM]    The Decision of Christopher Blake (1948);
 [1:00 PM]    One Last Fling (1949);
 [2:30 PM]    Here Comes the Groom (1951);

 [4:30 PM]    MGM Parade Show #20 (1955);
 [5:00 PM]    Track of the Cat (1954);
 [7:00 PM]    Plunder of the Sun (1953);
 [8:30 PM]    The People Against O'Hara (1951);
 [10:15 PM]    Every Girl Should Be Married (1949);
 [11:45 PM]    The Lives Of A Bengal Lancer (1935)     [View Trailer];
 [1:45 AM]    Midnight Mary (1933);
 [3:00 AM]    Cartoon Alley #21 (2005);
 [3:30 AM]    For Me And My Gal (1942)     [View Trailer].    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Friday  -  06/09

TCM celebrates the fabulous Judy Garland who was born on this day in 1922.
 [5:30 AM]    Meet Me In St. Louis (1944)     [View Trailer];
 [7:30 AM]    The Clock (1945);
 [9:00 AM]    The Harvey Girls (1946)     [View Trailer];
 [11:00 AM]    Summer Stock (1950)     [View Trailer];
 [1:00 PM]    In The Good Old Summertime (1949)     [View Trailer];
 [3:00 PM]    The Pirate (1948)     [View Trailer];

 [5:00 PM]    Hook (1991)     [View Trailer];
 [7:30 PM]    The Princess And The Pirate (1944);
 [9:30 PM]    Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Kidd (1952);
 [11:00 PM]    Divorce, Italian Style (1962)  [AKA: 'Divorzio all'italiana'];
 [1:00 AM]    Stardust Memories (1980)     [View Trailer];
 [2:30 AM]    MGM Parade Show #20 (1955);
 [3:00 AM]    Tension (1950);
 [5:00 AM]    Cause For Alarm (1951).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



Any opinions?

Or reviews?







(See below for addresses)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Actress Laura San Giacomo poses as she arrives at the Women in Film 2006 Crystal and Lucy Awards in Los Angeles June 6, 2006.
Photo by Fred Prouser
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Click Here!

Moose & Squirrel - The Blog

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

New Tour

Dixie Chicks

Initial ticket sales for the Dixie Chicks' upcoming tour are far below expectations and several dates will likely be canceled or postoned.

Ticket counts for the 20-plus arena shows that went on sale last weekend were averaging 5,000-6,000 per show in major markets and less in secondaries, according to sources contacted by Billboard. Venue capacities on the tour generally top 15,000.

Early ticket sales are clearly not meeting projections. The plug was pulled on public on-sales for shows in Indianapolis (August 23), Oklahoma City (September 26), Memphis (September 27) and Houston (September 30) because of tepid pre-sales in a national promotion with Target stores.

But not all shows on this tour are below projections. "We're happy (with our on-sale) and comparatively seem to be ahead of most," says John Page, Global Spectrum COO/GM at Wachovia Center in Philadelphia, where the trio is booked for July 25. A second date was added for the Air Canada Center in Toronto, where the first show sold out in eight minutes. "Canada loves the Chicks," says ACC booking director Patti-Ann Tarlton.

Dixie Chicks

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Producer Lauren Shuler Donner (L) and husband director Richard Donner arrive at the Women in Film 2006 Crystal and Lucy Awards in Los Angeles June 6, 2006. Donner was honored for devoting her talents in the entertainment industry.
Photo by Fred Prouser
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

DVD Version

Popeye

Warner Home Video on Tuesday announced a far-reaching agreement with Hearst Entertainment and King Features Syndicate that gives the studio exclusive worldwide home entertainment distribution rights to all Popeye theatrical shorts and TV cartoons.

The distribution deal covers all the original 231 Popeye animated shorts released theatrically by Paramount Pictures from 1933-57. Warner also has licensed the exclusive rights to 220 Popeye made-for-TV animated shorts produced from 1960-62, 65 episodes of "The Continuing Adventures of Popeye," produced from 1978-81 (and consisting of 161 animated shorts) and 26 "Popeye & Son" shorts produced in 1987.

The Popeye theatrical slate includes 120 black-and-white shorts (106 of them produced by Fleischer Studios, the other 14 by Famous Studios) and 111 Technicolor cartoons (three produced by Fleischer Studios and 108 produced by Famous Studios).

Popeye

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Texas' Ransom Center Donation

Robert De Niro

Robert De Niro made an offer the University of Texas could not refuse.

The Academy Award-winning actor is donating his collection of film-related materials - scripts, costumes and correspondence - to the cultural archive at the university's Harry Ransom Humanities Research Center.

There are more than 3,000 costume items and props from De Niro's films, including some from his Oscar winning roles in "The Godfather: Part II" and "Raging Bull." It even includes a full body cast used in the 1994 production of "Frankenstein" when De Niro played the monster.

Robert De Niro

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Directing 'Nutty Professor' Musical

Jerry Lewis

Jerry Lewis, who played "The Nutty Professor" in 1963, has a wacky new scheme: staging the film as a Broadway musical. The first show is planned for January at the Old Globe Theatre in San Diego, where the 80-year-old comedian has a houseboat, he said.

Lewis will direct the show, which he aims to have on Broadway by October 2008.

The show will be produced by The Michael Andrew Company. Andrew, a 41-year-old crooner and comedian who fronts The Atomic Big Band, is set to play the lead, the bucktoothed Julius Kelp, who invents a potion that transforms him into the suave Buddy Love.

Jerry Lewis

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Artist Muayad Muhsin stands above his painting entitled 'Execution Plaza', showing a slender woman representing Iraq - blindfolded and turned to stone, standing barefooted on dry ground, with a twilight sky dotted with clouds and a distant mosque minaret behind, on display in Baghdad, Iraq Monday, June 5, 2006. The painting, which is expected to be unveiled at an exhibition in Baghdad next week, illustrates the simmering anger of Iraqis with the United States three years after it rid them of Saddam Hussein, whose ouster has been followed by an enduring wave of violence, sectarian tensions and crime.
Photo by Samir Mizban
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Touring With Marley Sons

Bunny Wailer

Bunny Wailer, the reggae legend who was one of the original Wailers along with Bob Marley and Peter Tosh, will tour for the first time with a new generation of Marleys.

Wailer will play alongside Marley's sons, Stephen and Ziggy, on the Roots, Rock, Reggae Festival, a month-long tour that opens Aug. 6 in Redway, Calif., after a year hiatus.

The 59-year-old Wailer, whose real name is Neville O'Riley Livingston, is the lone surviving member of the Wailers. Marley died of cancer in 1981; Tosh was murdered in 1987.

Bunny Wailer

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Increases Indecency Fines Tenfold

Congress

Congress gave notice to broadcasters Wednesday that they will pay dearly for crossing the line with offensive material like Janet Jackson's 2004 Super Bowl "wardrobe malfunction," passing legislation that would multiply indecency fines 10 times.

The 379-35 House vote on the Broadcast Decency Enforcement Act sends the bill to resident Bush for his signature. The bill, which already passed the Senate, increases the top indecency fine the Federal Communications Commission can levy from $32,500 to $325,000 per incident.

Bush said he looked forward to signing the legislation into law. "I believe that government has a responsibility to help strengthen families," he said in a statement. "This legislation will make television and radio more family friendly by allowing the FCC to impose stiffer fines on broadcasters who air obscene or indecent programming."

Congress

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


A turned ceramic pitcher,' Face with Points,' by Pablo Picasso, is displayed in a gallery Thursday, June 1, 2006, at the Arkansas Arts Center in Little Rock, Ark. More than 60 years of the Spanish artist's works are represented in an exhibition, 'Pursuing Picasso' that runs through Sept. 3 at the museum.
Photo by Danny Johnston
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MSGOP Chief Leaving Network

Rick Kaplan

Rick Kaplan is out after two years as MSNBC president, during which the perennially third-place news network showed modest gains but didn't change its competitive standing with Fox News Channel and CNN.

His exit was described Wednesday as a "mutual decision" by NBC News President Steve Capus and Kaplan.

One of Kaplan's biggest priorities, a political show with former CNN commentator Tucker Carlson, proved to be a failure and was quickly moved out of prime time.

Rick Kaplan

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Woman With An Opinion

Hillary Rodham Clinton

New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton lashed out at Ann Coulter for a "vicious, mean-spirited attack" on a group of outspoken 9/11 widows, whom the right-wing television pundit described as "self-obsessed" and enjoying their husbands' deaths.

"Perhaps her book should have been called 'Heartless,'" the senator said. "I know a lot of the widows and family members who lost loved ones on 9/11. They never wanted to be a member of a group that is defined by the tragedy of what happened."

The New York Democrat and former first lady said she found it "unimaginable that anyone in the public eye could launch a vicious, mean-spirited attack on people whom I've known over the last four and a half years to be concerned deeply about the safety and security of our country."

Hillary Rodham Clinton

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


One of over 1,000 hand-produced objects entitled 'Inventory' by artist Jock Mooney is displayed at the Royal Academy of Arts in central London as part of its 238th Summer Exhibition June 7, 2006.
Photo by Alessia Pierdomenico
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Magazine Threatens Action

Hello!

The celebrity magazine Hello! threatened legal action on Wednesday against Internet sites that posted a leaked exclusive photo of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt with their infant daughter.

Just as People magazine announced on Tuesday that it had landed exclusive North American rights to the first pictures of the baby, an unpublished Hello! cover shot of the newborn Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt and her parents popped up on at least two Web sites.

Hello!, which acquired rights to distribute the first Jolie-Pitt baby photos overseas, planned to publish the pictures on Thursday.

Hello!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


A model wears a creation from Salinas' 2007 spring/summer collection during Fashion Rio Show in Rio de Janeiro June 7, 2006.
Photo by Sergio Moraes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Cable Networks

Ratings

Rankings for the top 10 programs on cable networks as compiled by Nielsen Media Research for the week of May 29-June 4. Day and start time (EDT) are in parentheses.

  1. "The Sopranos" (Sunday, 9:03 p.m.), HBO, 5.81 million homes, 8.9 million viewers.

  2. NBA Playoffs: Miami vs. Detroit (Wednesday, 8 p.m.), ESPN, 4.99 million homes, 6.6 million viewers.

  3. NBA Playoffs: Detroit vs. Miami (Friday, 8:09 p.m.), ESPN, 4.85 million homes, 6.45 million viewers.

  4. NBA Playoffs: Phoenix vs. Dallas (Thursday, 8:49 p.m.), TNT, 4.63 million homes, 6.2 million viewers.

  5. NBA Playoffs: Dallas vs. Phoenix (Tuesday, 9:02 p.m.), TNT, 4.51 million homes, 5.75 million viewers.

  6. NBA Playoffs: Dallas vs. Phoenix (Saturday, 8:34 p.m.), TNT, 4.29 million homes, 5.89 million viewers.

  7. Auto Racing: Nextel Cup (Sunday, 2:11 p.m.), FX, 4.1 million homes, 5.96 million viewers.

  8. "WWE Raw" (Monday, 10 p.m.), USA, 3.6 million homes, 4.98 million viewers.

  9. Movie: "Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road" (Sunday, 8 p.m.), Comedy Central, 3.4 million homes, 5.3 million viewers.

 10. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Saturday, 9:30 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 3.28 million homes, 4.36 million viewers.

Ratings

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


A five-day-old baby hippopotamus rests with its mother at a zoo on the outskirts of the south Indian city of Chennai June 7, 2006.
Photo by Babu
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


CURRENT MOON
lunar phases


Subscribe to BartCop!



Click Here!





My Guest Map


page of flags


Erin Hart Show Links


PersephonePlus

Newton's Castle

Custom Kaleidoscopes by Ed the "BearMan"

Gawlmighty! the Misunderestimated

the48er:
progressive books, liberal minds

Media Matters

Blah 3

THE MERIA HELLER SHOW

What Really Happened

The Iraq Page

Today In Iraq

Freeway Blogger

I'm Not Sorry

The Republican Dictionary

Unpopular Ideas

Project for the OLD American Century

The Sideshow - by Avedon Carol

skippy the bush kangaroo

TrimmedBush

Nick's Blog

Wherever you may find us

2 Dudes

The Mr. Nice Guy Show

Dick Eats Bush

The Ointment

DommeCile ... Abandon Hope

Izzy's Posters

B J B P Award

Twisted Barbie

Tim Beasley's Celebrity Stars

Woodstock - Preservation Archives

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Who served?

The Chickenhawk Database

Members of the 108th Congress Who Served or Are Serving in the Military

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Stephen Colbert - White House Correspondents' Association Dinner Transcript


100 Most Banned Books


Photos from D.C. - Nancy Maynard

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Church of Reality - click here for more information  

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Disinfotainment Today - Click Here!

FAnnetastic!


Click Here!

Avery Ant and his One Minute Rant - Click Here!

The Downing Street Memo :: Click Here

After Downing Street : Click Here!

Saint Clinton

Raw Story - Click Here!

FlashRing - Click Here!

Drink In Hand - Click Here!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Welcome !


You have reached the Home page of BartCop Entertainment.
Make yourself home, take your shoes off...
Go ahead, scratch it if it itches.

The idea is to have fun.

Do you have something to say?
Anything that increased your blood pressure, or, even better, amused or entertained?

Do you have a great album no one's heard?
How about a favorite TV show, movie, book, play, cartoon, or legal amusement?
A popular artist that just plain pisses you off?
A box set the whole world should own?
Vile, filthy rumors about Republican musicians?
Just plain vile, filthy rumors?
This is your place.

(In other words, submissions are welcome.)


Send mail to Marty
( SuprmChaos at yahoo dot com )

Or this Marty
( SuprmChaos at aol dot com )

Or this Marty
( SuprmChaos at hotmail dot com )

Or this Marty
( marty at suprmchaos dot com )


Thank you

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Previous Issue


BartCop Entertainment Archives




Home

Links







Return to BartCop







"Management reserves the right to edit, yada yada."


''You send it to me, it's mine.''















Legal Stuff


































Established 26 July, 2001








































Who Links Here





Heh heh heh










©  2006  suprmchaos.com