BartCop Entertainment Archives - Thursday, 4 May, 2006

Thursday

4 May, 2006

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Sean Gonsalves: Repeal of Estate Tax Benefits Wealthy (AlterNet.org)
Disproving the many myths Bush would have you believe about the estate tax.


America's Worst Governors (Stateside Dispatch. Posted on Alternet.org)
Bush might be the worst president ever, but some Republican governors are giving him a run for his money.


Emily Udell: Putting the IRS to Political Use? (inthesetimes.com)
In September 2005, an Internal Revenue Service auditor darkened the door of Greenpeace, the organization known for its frontline environmental activism against nuclear testing, commercial whaling and destruction of wilderness, and stayed for three months.


Patrice Elizabeth Grell Yursik: Ghetto Pirates (miaminewtimes.com)
After his first film was widely bootlegged and sold on the street, Kevin Clarke decided to observe these urban pirates in their natural element.


RICHARD ROEPER: Starring in the latest hit DVD: As many as 14 million people (suntimes.com)
For at least one day -- that would be Tuesday -- a little movie that grossed just $4 million when it was released in 2004 was one of the more popular DVD selections on Amazon.com.


Devin D. O'Leary: Cold Turkey: TV Turnoff Week 2006 (alibi.com)
Are you watching TV this week? Well, you're not supposed to be. At least according to the organizers of the annual TV Turnoff Week, taking place April 24-30. They say no TV news, no "Tonight Show with Jay Leno," no "Desperate Housewives," no "Married ... With Children" reruns for a full week. Are they insane?


Doonesbury Straw Poll: Is Bush the Worst President Ever? (doonesbury.com)

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HOTTER THAN HADES

WHEN TURNING OVER THE CHIPS

STEAMING PILE OF MULCH


zEN mAN
(observing the energy generated from rotting bark)

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The Wall St. Poet

Cash, Cash, Wonderful Cash


With markets so edgy today, is there any asset in which you can still have absolute faith? Yes there is. Cash  

Cash, Cash, Wonderful Cash

Stock markets may tumble, bond issues default
Home prices are quirky, they can somersault
Gold's upward eruptions, they come and they go
Derivative. products, you just never know
Cash, cash, wonderful cash
You can flash it or stash it, there's no pain with cash.

While its hard to keep track when your assets are many
With cash you can easily count to the penny
It's liquid as water, it's easy to store
It fits in a wallet or under the floor
Cash, cash, wonderful cash
You can flash it or stash it, there's no pain with cash.

Cash keeps your life simple, its drawbacks are few
All waiters, they love it, all drug dealers, too
This nation's great leaders appear on its face
There's Lincoln and Franklin and old Salmon Chase
Cash, cash, wonderful cash
You can flash it or stash it, there's no pain with cash.

It's light as a feather, it don't cost commissions
Unlike credit cards there's no later remissions
As a gift it is tacky, you may take some flack
But please rest assured, it never comes back
Cash, cash, wonderful cash
You can flash it or stash it, there's no pain with cash.
©2006



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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

HE'S A RIGHTWING CREEP AND SO ARE YOU TUCKER

PARANOIA STRIKES DEEP

THE TEN WORST

THE NEW AMERICAN DREAM. YUCK!

STEPHEN IN THE JACKALS DEN

IT'S A GAS, GAS, GAS!

WHAT THE CHICKEN HAWKS DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE

THE RANSOM OF RED CHIMP

WE DON'T WANT YOUR STINKING WAR

RIVERBEND

NOW THAT'S MONEY WELL SPENT. HEE HAW

THEN HE SUCKED HIS THUMB

A HUNK OF FASCIST MEAT TO FEED THE RAVENOUS RIGHT

THE PALACE OF KING GEORGE

WHERE IS JESUS WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE

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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sun didn't poke through after 4pm. Quite nice.


No new flags.


Tonight, Thursday:

CBS opens the night with a FRESH 'Survivor: Panama', followed by a FRESH 'CSI: The Original One', then a FRESH 'Without A Trace'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Julia Roberts and Pearl Jam.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Kelsey Grammer, Emily Deschanel, and the Go! Team.

NBC begins the night with a FRESH 'Will & Grace', followed by a RERUN 'My Name Is Earl', then a FRESH 'My Name Is Earl', followed by a FRESH 'The Office'FRESH 'ER' (starts 1 minute before the top of the hour).
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Teri Hatcher, Ty Pennington, and James Hunter.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Tom Hanks and Wolfmother.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Sarah Chalke and Ben Harper.

ABC starts the night with a FRESH 'American Inventor', followed by another FRESH 'American Inventor', then 'Primetime'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Kathie Lee Gifford, Isaiah Washington, and Art Brut.

The WB offers a FRESH 'Smallville', followed by a FRESH 'Supernatural'.

Faux has a FRESH 'That 70s Show', followed by another FRESH 'That 70s Show', then a FRESH 'The O.C.'.

UPN has a FRESH 'Everybody Hates Chris', followed by a FRESH 'Love, Inc.', then a FRESH 'Eve', followed by a FRESH 'Cuts'.

A&E has 'Cold Case Files', 'The First 48', another 'The First 48', and 'Dallas SWAT'.

AMC offers the movie 'From Russia With Love', followed by the movie 'The Man In The Iron Mask', then the movie 'Highlander'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'As Time Goes By' - Episode 1;
 [2:40pm]    'Are You Being Served' - Do You Take This Man;
 [3:20pm]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 3;
 [4pm]    'My Hero' - A Day to Remember;
 [4:40pm]    'My Family' - Ep 10 Loco Parentis;
 [5:20pm]    'My Family' - Ep 11 Canary Cage;
 [6pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Guest;
 [7pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 11;
 [8pm]    'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' - Episode 3;
 [8:30pm]    'Whose Line Is It Anyway?';
 [9pm]    'Wire in the Blood' - Episode 3;
 [11pm]    'Ed vs Spencer' - Ep 7 Who Can Put On the Most Weight?;
 [11:30pm]    'Bromwell High' - Ep 7 Goodbye Mr. Crisps;
 [12am]    'Green Wing' - Episode 1;
 [1am]    'Wire in the Blood' - Episode 3;
 [3am]    'Second Sight' - Episode 2;
 [5am]    'Rockface' - Episode 1;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Real Housewives', another 'Real Housewives', and still another 'Real Housewives'.

Comedy Central has 'Reno 911!', another 'Reno 911!', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Chappelle's Show', 'South Park', another 'South Park', and a FRESH 'Show Biz Show With David Spade'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is John Malkovich.
Scheduled on a FRESH Colbert Report is Rick Reilly.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Pyramids', 'Decoding The Past', and 'Declassified'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    At The IFC Center #13;
 [6:25AM]    The Widow of St. Pierre;
 [8:15AM]    The Secret Agent;
 [10AM]    Spring Forward;
 [12PM]    The Widow of St. Pierre;
 [2PM]    IFC Short Film Showcase: May;
 [3PM]    Rocked With Gina Gershon #1;
 [3:30PM]    At The IFC Center #13;
 [4PM]    Joe Gould's Secret;
 [6PM]    Miami Rhapsody;
 [7:40PM]    Crawlspace;
 [9:05PM]    The Shipping News;
 [11PM]    The Henry Rollins Show #5;
 [11:30PM]    Samurai 7 Episode #5: The Drifter;
 [12AM]    Strangeland;
 [1:30AM]    At The IFC Center #13;
 [2AM]    The Henry Rollins Show #5;
 [2:30AM]    Samurai 7 Episode #5: The Drifter;
 [3AM]    Strangeland;
 [4:30AM]    Blood, Guts, Bullets and Octane.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has all 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit' all freaking night.

Sundance  -   
 [7AM]    The White Balloon;
 [8:25AM]    FACE;
 [10AM]    Buena Vista Social Club;
 [11:40AM]    The Match;
 [1:15PM]    Control Room;
 [2:45PM]    The White Balloon;
 [4:15PM]    Hush!;
 [6:30PM]    FACE;
 [8PM]    Wilbur (Wants to Kill Himself);
 [10:45PM]    A Different War;
 [10PM]    Lesser Prophets;
 [11:30PM]    Monkey Dust: Episode 2;
 [12AM]    Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels;
 [1:50AM]    Fellini's Casanova;
 [4:25AM]    Adultre, Mode D' Emploi.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM starts the day with more of the always enteraining Mother Goddam her sweet self, Miss Bette Davis.
 [6:45 AM]    20,000 Years In Sing Sing (1932)     [View Trailer[ *Pre-Hayes Code*];
 [8:15AM]    The Dark Horse (1932) [ *Pre-Hayes Code*];
 [9:30AM]    The Man Who Played God (1932) [ *Pre-Hayes Code*];
 [11AM]    The Rich Are Always With Us (1932) [ *Pre-Hayes Code*];
 [12:15PM]    The Petrified Forest (1936)     [View Trailer];
 [1:45PM]    Three on a Match (1932) [ *Pre-Hayes Code*];
 [3PM]    Way Back Home (1932) [ *Pre-Hayes Code*];
 [4:30PM]    Bureau Of Missing Persons (1933) [ *Pre-Hayes Code*];
 [5:45PM]    Ex-Lady (1933) [ *Pre-Hayes Code*];
 [7PM]    Bette Davis: The Benevolent Volcano (1984);

 [8PM]    Hallelujah (1929) [ *Pre-Hayes Code*];
 [10PM]    Green Pastures (1936);
 [12AM]    The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1939)     [View Trailer];
 [2AM]    Baby Face (1933) [ *Pre-Hayes Code*];
 [3:45AM]    Trader Horn (1931) [ *Pre-Hayes Code*].    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Friday  -  05/05

TCM pays features 3 films with Lucille Ball this evening.
 [6AM]    Freaks (1932)     [View Trailer];
 [7:30AM]    Irving Thalberg: Prince of Hollywood (2005);
 [9:00AM]    Baby Doll (1956);
 [11AM]    Elia Kazan: A Directors Journey (1995);
 [12:30PM]    Little Nellie Kelly (1940);
 [2:30PM]    Judy Garland: By Myself (2004);
 [4:30PM]    Captain Blood (1935)     [View Trailer];
 [6:30 PM]    The Adventures of Errol Flynn (2005);
 [8PM]    Too Many Girls (1940);
 [9:30PM]    The Long, Long Trailer (1954);
 [11:15PM]    Forever Darling (1956);

 [1AM]    Hollywood Without Make-Up (1966);
 [2AM]    Castle in the Sky (1986)  [AKA: 'Tenkû no shiro Rapyuta'];
 [4:15AM]    Porco Rosso (1992)  [AKA: 'Kurenai no buta'].    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Rolling Stone publisher Jann Wenner poses for a portrait with a reproduction of the cover of the magazine's 1000th issue, Tuesday, May 2, 2006 in his New York office
Photo by Mary Altaffer
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Holly Family Not Happy

Dixie Chicks

A reference to Buddy Holly on an upcoming Dixie Chicks album isn't setting right with brothers of the 1950s music legend.

In "Lubbock or Leave It," Natalie Maines, a native of this West Texas city, sings: "I hear they hate me now/Just like they hated you./Maybe when I'm dead and gone/I'm gonna get a statue, too."

Holly, whose statue is in downtown Lubbock, was born here and died in a plane crash along with singers Ritchie Valens and J.P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson in Iowa in 1959.

On the Chicks Web site Maines writes that the song "is not just about Lubbock, but about any small, hypocritical town."

Dixie Chicks

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'Commander' Shelved For Sweeps

Geena Davis

On the same day Geena Davis accepted an award for her portrayal of a female president, ABC shelved "Commander in Chief" for the crucial May ratings sweeps.

That's an ominous sign for the series' future. The remaining three episodes will air in June, the network said.

Meanwhile, Davis accepted an award for her portrayal of President Mackenzie Allen Tuesday night at the United Nations from The White House Project, a nonprofit organization that works to promote women's voting, political participation and leadership, with a goal of electing a woman president.

Geena Davis

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Mexican actress Salma Hayek, left, Colombian singer Juanes, second from left, American actress Ashley Judd, second from right and Guatemala's President Oscar Berger, meet in Guatemala City, Guatemala, Wednesday, May 3, 2006. Hayek, Judd and Juanes are in Guatemala to promote a global initiative called 'YouthAIDS', a program designed to educate young people and protect them from AIDS.
Photo by Sandra Sebastian
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Upfront Presentation

MTV

MTV Networks rolled out Jon Stewart, Sarah Silverman, Stephen Colbert and even Dora the Explorer to sell advertisers on its schedule for the coming season Tuesday.

"The Daily Show" host Stewart got the ball rolling at the annual "upfront" presentation, saying that MTV Networks really understands the young-adult viewer. "They have a show that is delivered through Jell-O shots," he joked.

Silverman, who will have a new show on Comedy Central, told advertisers that her character will eat Domino's pizza and wash it down with Sierra Mist every episode. "I'm a team player," she said.

Also on board were celebrities who have aligned themselves with one or more of the networks, including Jerry Seinfeld, Ludacris, Lucy Liu and Jessica Alba. Musical guests included Kanye West, country singer Miranda Lambert, actor-singer Jamie Foxx and, closing the presentation, Red Hot Chili Peppers.

MTV

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Surrenders Hybrid Car

Larry David

Larry David of Curb Your Enthusiasm and Seinfeld fame put his Toyota Prius where his mouth is - giving away the hybrid car in a contest aimed at increasing awareness of global warming.

David and his wife, Laurie, an environmental activist, surprised a class Wednesday at the University of California, Los Angeles, to award the car to Erick Tarula, a medical student at the school. The couple also served as guest lecturers.

Tarula, 24, of Azusa, California, was among those who registered for the year-long Virtual March to Stop Global Warming, an online petition organized by Stop Global Warming. The group was co-founded by Laurie David to spur politicians to act on the issue.

Larry David

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Photographer Says Dame Edna Punched Him

Barry Humphries

Internationally renowned comic character Dame Edna Everage's alter ego, Australian actor Barry Humphries, punched a photographer who pursued him outside a Sydney restaurant Wednesday, his publicist said.

The 72-year-old - who has found enduring fame in the United States, Britain and Australia on stage and screen through the purple-haired housewife character he has been playing since the 1950s - struck celebrity freelance photographer Malcolm Ladd, 54, publicist Suzie Howie said.

Ladd's photographs of Humphries at lunch appeared in early Thursday editions of News Corp. newspapers in Australia.

Barry Humphries

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Cho, Ferguson & More

Just for Laughs

Craig Ferguson will host a gala at Montreal's Just for Laughs comedy festival, while solo acts by Margaret Cho and John Pinette ("Hairspray") have been added to the lineup of the 24th edition (July 13-23), organizers said Tuesday.

Ferguson will also serve as a roving correspondent for his CBS vehicle "The Late Late Show" while in Montreal. Gala hosts announced earlier by the festival include Jason Alexander, John Cleese and Ed Byrne.

Stand-up veterans performing on the main stage at the St. Denis Theater include Drew Carey, Jon Dore, Shaun Majumder, D.L. Hughley and festival stalwart Dom Irrera.

Just for Laughs

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Garrison Keillor, right, listens as director Robert Altman answers a question during a news conference Wednesday, May 3, 2006, in St. Paul, Minn., where cast members gathered for the world premiere of the move 'A Prairie Home Companion,' which was filmed in St. Paul last summer. The film is based on Keillor's radio show.
Photo by Jim Mone
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Splitsville

D'Errico - Sixx

"Baywatch" actress Donna D'Errico has filed for divorce from her husband of nine years, Motley Crue bass player Nikki Sixx.

D'Errico cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split, according to court documents filed Friday in Superior Court.

She is seeking physical custody and joint legal custody of the couple's five-year-old daughter, Frankie-Jean, and her 13-year-old son, Rhyan, from a previous relationship. D'Errico also is seeking spousal support.

D'Errico - Sixx

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Resists Fast Vote On Decency Fines

Senate

Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist's (R-Cat Killer) quest for a quick vote to hike fines on broadcast television stations, radio outlets and entertainers that violate decency standards met fast resistance from both Republicans and Democrats on Wednesday.

Frist, a likely contender for the 2008 Republican presidential nomination, asked senators if they had objections to considering a House of Representatives bill that would boost fines to as much as $500,000 per violation, up from $32,500.

Senate

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1977 Literature Nobel Prize Winner Dario Fo of Italy, shows the Laurea Honoris Causa of Classical Studies received from ''La Sapienza'' University in Rome Wednesday, May 3, 2006. Dario Fo received the Laurea as best Italian theater writer in the World.
Photo by Sandro Pace
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ABC Prime Time

National Spelling Bee

For the first time in its 79-year history, the National Spelling Bee - the original "reality TV" - will go prime time for next month's drama-filled finals. Thanks to recent movies, books and even a Broadway musical, young spellers are suddenly hot. After 12 years of showings by the sports cable network ESPN, the final rounds of the two-day Scripps National Spelling Bee will be shown live Thursday evening, June 1, on the ABC network.

Previously, the entire second day of spelling aired on ESPN. Under the new arrangement, the bee's early final rounds will be broadcast by the sports network in the afternoon, with ABC showing the process-of-elimination championship rounds to a larger viewing audience in prime time.

ESPN spokesman Mac Nwulu said the bee really is a sport, though without the physical contact. The pint-sized spellers endure rigorous practices and training; some even have coaches.

National Spelling Bee

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Three Sentenced For Theft

'Scream'

A Norwegian court sentenced three men to between four and eight years in prison for their role in the theft of Edvard Munch's masterpiece "The Scream", which is still missing.

Two of the three were also fined 750 million Norwegian kroner (122 million dollars, 96 million euros).

Three other suspects were released, including one man earlier believed by police to be one of the two hooded men who stormed into the Munch Museum on August 22, 2004, and threatened a staff member with a gun as stunned tourists looked on.

'Scream'

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Archeologists Discover Maya Tomb

El Peru Waka

Archeologists outsmarted tomb raiders to unearth a major Maya Indian royal burial site in the Guatemalan jungle, discovering jade jewelry and a jaguar pelt from more than 1,500 years ago.

The tomb, found by archeologist Hector Escobedo last week, contains a king of the El Peru Waka city, now in ruins and covered in thick rainforest teeming with spider monkeys.

El Peru Waka was discovered in the 1960s, but Escobedo and his team began scientific excavation three years ago. They had to stabilize the pyramid where he found the tomb after looters opened two tunnels the size of elevator shafts in it, leaving it close to collapse.

That tomb has yet to be opened, but judging by an elaborate offering of a dozen miniature figurines of ball players, elegant women, dwarfs and seated lords found inside the pyramid, the burial site is likely to contain more royal remains, archeologists said.

El Peru Waka

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A visitor takes a look at the Nympheas by Claude Monet in the renovated Orangerie Museum in the Tuileries garden in Paris, Tuesday May 2, 2006. The Orangerie museum which hosts impressionist paintings including the Nympheas, will reopen on May 17 after eight years of renovation.
Photo by Remy de la Mauviniere
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The Evolution-Intelligent Design Circus

'Flock of Dodos'

The biologist in Randy Olson cringed at news reports of evangelical Christians challenging the teaching of evolution to schoolchildren in places such as Kansas on the grounds it was just a theory.

But the filmmaker in him feels just as strongly that scientists have done a lousy job explaining their side of the debate.

The result is "Flock of Dodos: The Evolution-Intelligent Design Circus," a humorous and entertaining documentary that premiered at New York's Tribeca Film Festival this week.

'Flock of Dodos'

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Sells For $40 Million

Van Gogh

A van Gogh portrait of a French cafe owner sold for more than $40 million at the season's first major Impressionist and modern art sale on Tuesday.

Led by the 1890 van Gogh work, "L'Arlesienne, Madame Ginoux," which went for $40.3 million, Christie's took in $180.2 million including commissions.

It was the fourth-highest price obtained for a van Gogh painting at auction, Christie's said.

Van Gogh

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Mystic Judge

Florentino Floro

A Philippine judge who claimed he could see into the future and admitted consulting imaginary mystic dwarfs has asked for his job back after being fired by the country's Supreme Court.

Trial judge Florentino Floro was sacked last month and fined 40,000 pesos ($780) after a three-year investigation found he was incompetent, had shown bias in a case he was trying and had criticized court procedure, a ruling showed.

He told investigators that three mystic dwarfs -- Armand, Luis and Angel -- helped him carry out healing sessions during breaks in his chambers.

Florentino Floro

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Barbara Wilson, left, and Joanne Wair arrive in costume at London's Royal Court Theatre for cult musical The Rocky Horror Show where it will be staged tonight for the first time in 33 years in a one-off performance Wednesday May 3, 2006. The production at London's Royal Court Theatre will feature original cast members as well as star guests. They have all waived their performance fees for the show, which is in aid of Amnesty International UK.
Photo by Edmond Terakopian
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Torture Widespread

Amnesty International

Torture and inhumane treatment are "widespread" in U.S.-run detention centers in Afghanistan, Iraq, Cuba and elsewhere despite Washington's denials, Amnesty International said on Wednesday.

In a report for the United Nations' Committee against Torture, the London-based human rights group also alleged abuses within the U.S. domestic law enforcement system, including use of excessive force by police and degrading conditions of isolation for inmates in high security prisons.

It said that while Washington has sought to blame abuses that have recently come to light on "aberrant soldiers and lack of oversight," much ill-treatment stemmed from officially sanctioned interrogation procedures and techniques.

Amnesty International

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In Memory

Rosita Fernandez

Tejano music pioneer Rosita Fernandez, who was better known simply as "Rosita" and was one of the first Mexican-American entertainers to appear on U.S. national television, has died at the age of 88, her family said on Wednesday.

Fernandez headlined several national radio shows out of San Antonio in the 1930s, recorded hundreds of songs and was a regular on television in the 1950s performing on programs such as the Ed Sullivan Show.

One of 16 children of an officer in the Mexican Army, she was born in the northern Mexican city of Monterrey in 1918 during the Mexican revolution.

Her family moved to Laredo, Texas, then to San Antonio where, at age of 8, she began singing with her uncles in a family group called the "Trio San Miguel."

She sang at President Jimmy Carter's inauguration, for Pope John Paul when he visited San Antonio in 1987 and was a favorite of President Lyndon Johnson and first lady Lady Bird Johnson, whom she entertained often at barbecues on their ranch in the Texas Hill country.

Mrs. Johnson called her "San Antonio's First Lady of Song."

A bridge over the San Antonio River in downtown San Antonio is named "Rosita's Bridge" in her honor.

Rosita Fernandez

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In Memory

Jay Presson Allen

Jay Presson Allen, a famed adapter of novels for stage and screen who stood out in an era when few women worked in that field, died early this week at her home in Manhattan after suffering a stroke. She was 84.

In the 1960s, Vanessa Redgrave and Maggie Smith, as well as Zoe Caldwell, portrayed a liberated schoolteacher in The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, which Allen adapted for both the theatre and film from Muriel Spark's novel. It was perhaps the best critical success for Allen, and it yielded Caldwell a Tony Award and Smith an Oscar.

In 1972, Allen's film adaptation of the musical Cabaret was nominated for 10 Academy Awards. Liza Minnelli, in the role of Sally Bowles, won best actress.

Born Jay Presson in Fort Worth, Texas, on March 3, 1922, she moved to California at age 18 to act but soon turned to writing instead. She published a novel in 1948 titled Spring Riot.

Other works by Allen include a 1968 English adaptation of the French play Forty Carats and Hothouse, a television drama she created. Using Truman Capote's writings, Allen wrote and directed the 1989 play Tru.

Brooke Allen said her mother did not want a memorial service but that the family may hold a private party to celebrate her life. Her body will be cremated, her daughter said.

Jay Presson Allen

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A Canada goose sits with her new babies after they hatched early Tuesday, May 2, 2006, outside a nursing home resident's window in Bel Aire, Kan.
Photo by Travis Heying
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