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'Madman' Hussein to plead insanity
Legal analysts say Saddam Hussein plans to fight charges of war crimes and
genocide by pleading temporary insanity.
"I am Saddam Hussein, president of Iraq," said the disgraced ex-dictator,
adding, "Saddam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham."
Hussein told an Iraqi judge that he is also a CIA hitman, a Mesopotamian deity
and a porn star known by the stage name Dick Tater. The desperate Hussein also
claimed he partied with Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld back in 1983-84.
Noted legal superstar Johnnie Cochran told Don Imus that he told Oprah that
Hussein's insanity defense is bolstered by the fact that President Bush has
called him a "madman" approximately 12,465 times since Sept. 11, 2001.
Reader Comment
Re: Mike Smith
Marty:
I saw the item re Chris Curtis of the Searchers on
3/2 Bartcop E. You may want to watch for developments related to Mike Smith, the lead singer and keyboard player of the Dave Clark Five. As you may know, he suffered an accident at his home in Spain in September of 2003 that has left him a quadriplegic and reliant on a ventilator to breathe. At age 62, his recovery is a longshot. It's too bad -- he had recently formed a band and began playing on the oldies circuit. He was planning to relocate to Indiana (his wife's home), but he
currently lives in a hospital in England. Go to
Mike Smith Updates for all the sad details and photos.
In the spirit of full disclosure, I've been a DC-5 fan since 1962.
Best,
EJ2E
Thanks, Ed!
Recommended Reading
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Jim Hickel: Confessions of a Mail-In Rebate Junkie
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Ruth Conniff: Wal-Mart Wins (The Progressive)
The story about the failed organizing drive at the Loveland, Colorado, Wal-Mart lube shop is almost tragic.
Ellis Henican: Etiquette for Ex-Cons (AlterNet)
This Friday, Martha Stewart gets out of jail after serving five months. A former prisoner passes along some advice about adjusting to life outside.
Gay filmmakers take home Oscars (The Advocate)
The 77th annual Academy Awards seemed mostly dedicated to biopics and boxing, but there were some triumphs for openly gay filmmakers.
Boondocks: Bush, Weed, and Coke
Reader Comment
Re: Snow
You say:
Dear old Dad had better than 2' of snow - he wasn't too happy about it.
Here is my reaction to Winter, at this point . . .
Marianne M
Selected Readings
from that Mad Cat, JD
In The Chaos Household
Last Night
More rain.
Was watching 'Lost' and finally realized the 'crazy French woman' was
Mira Furlan,
Ambassador Delenn in
'Babylon 5'.
Joins 'Desperate Housewives'
Bob Newhart
Now look who's moving onto Wisteria Lane. Bob Newhart will begin a multi-episode stint on ABC's "Desperate Housewives" set to air in April. The 75-year-old actor-comedian will play Morty, the estranged boyfriend of Susan Mayer's mom, Sophie, played by guest star Lesley Ann Warren.
In the episode, Teri Hatcher's single mom Susan will attempt to get Sophie and Morty back together to keep her mother from moving in with her and her daughter.
Bob Newhart.com
Bob Newhart
Film Company Has Serious Mission
Danny Glover
Danny Glover has a serious mission for his new movie production company: Louverture Films will develop and produce movies of historical relevance, social purpose, commercial value and artistic integrity.
Glover formed New York-based Louverture Films with co-founder and producer/screenwriter Joslyn Barnes, his Los Angeles publicist, Arnold Robinson, said Tuesday.
In all its ventures, Louverture Films "will support the employment and training of cast and crew from the African Diaspora, minorities and/or marginalized communities," the announcement said.
Louverture Films plans to produce six independently financed feature and documentary films over the next three years.
Danny Glover
Launching College Sports Network
ESPN
On Friday, ESPN is going back to school.
ESPNU, a 24-hour network devoted to college sports, will televise approximately 300 live events in its first year, in sports ranging from Division I football to softball.
The network, based in Charlotte, N.C., and available through various cable packages to about 3 million households, will be familiar to fans of ESPN and ESPN2. The presentation of the games and the formats of the studio shows will be similar and many of the anchors and game announcers appear on the other stations. ESPNU's lead anchor will be Mike Hall, the precocious 23-year-old best known for winning the inaugural edition of ESPN's "Dream Job."
ESPNU will televise primarily Division I football and men's and women's basketball in the first year. The network will also cover baseball, softball, volleyball, lacrosse, hockey, wrestling, spring football and select high school football games.
ESPN
Parody Band Forced Offline
Beatallica
They combine the classic melodies of the Beatles with the heavy-metal thunder of Metallica, but the rock band Beatallica certainly isn't music to Sony Corp.'s ears.
Sony's publishing arm, which owns the rights to the Beatles catalog, has ordered the Milwaukee band to take down its Web site and pay unspecified damages for recording songs like "Leper Madonna" and "Got to Get You Trapped Under Ice."
Beatallica says it is not ripping off Beatles songs, but parodying them in a loving tribute that is protected by copyright laws. The Web site has been taken offline while the band considers its legal options.
Beatallica formed in 2001 as a one-off Metallica tribute band for a local festival, but soon hit upon the idea of adapting Beatles songs to Metallica's heavy-metal format.
Beatallica
75th Birthday
Lorin Maazel
It was billed as a concert celebrating conductor Lorin Maazel's 75th birthday, but it was more like a gift from the birthday boy.
Tuesday night's New York Philharmonic concert, with performances by actor Jeremy Irons, flutist James Galway and others, presented five compositions by Maazel. Only one had been performed previously in New York.
The program was a musical triptych to China and Monaco as well as Ireland, perhaps symbolizing Maazel's well-traveled route to the Philharmonic, where he has been music director since September 2002. Born March 6, 1930, in France to American parents, Maazel started on the violin at 5 and first conducted the Philharmonic at 11.
Lorin Maazel
Offer Odes to Tractors, Toilets
Industrial Musicals
By day, Steve Young toils as a comedy writer for David Letterman. By night, he's an archeologist, historian and sociologist of sorts. Or maybe he's just a demented, obsessed collector.
Young has the definitive collection of industrial musical recordings. They are the vinyl souvenirs produced by companies who staged musicals about the glories of road graders and air conditioners, flush toilets and plain old electric light bulbs.
The industrial music genre, which celebrated products and boosted corporate morale, was a major source of work for actors, composers and directors between the 1950s and the 1970s when corporate America funded lavish musicals for conventions and sales meetings.
He started collecting the records about 10 years ago after using a cut from one such production in the "Dave's Record Collection" segment of "The Late Show." His job was to make fun of the track but over time he came to admire this "thrillingly weird" genre.
Industrial Musicals
Divorce News
Richards - Sheen
Actress Denise Richards has filed for divorce from her actor-husband Charlie Sheen, citing irreconcilable differences, according to court papers filed Wednesday.
Richards, 34, is six months pregnant with the couple's second child. They also have a daughter, Sam, who will be a year old next week.
Richards - Sheen
Working on Opera
Howard Shore
Having written a symphony, Howard Shore - the prolific composer whose music spans from Middle-earth to Howard Hughes' Hollywood days - is now looking to opera.
He's working on an opera version of David Cronenberg's horror film "The Fly" for a 2007 premiere by Los Angeles Opera, a collaboration with Cronenberg and librettist David Henry Wong of "M. Butterfly" fame.
Shore is also working on "Lord of the Rings" director Peter Jackson's new movie, "King Kong."
For an interview - Howard Shore
Unauthorized Use Of Writer's Image
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
A great-grandson of the famed Russian writer Fyodor Dostoyevsky is suing a countrywide sports lottery for using his forebear's image on tickets without seeking permission.
Dmitry Dostoyevsky, 59, said use of the writer's image by Chestnaya Igra, or Honest Game, to sell lottery tickets was unauthorized - and insulting. He said Fyodor Dostoyevsky, the author of Crime and Punishment and The Brothers Karamazov, struggled for years to overcome a gambling addiction.
"To use the addiction of the great writer, which he was struggling to overcome all his life, for commercial purposes is insulting not only for me as Dostoyevsky's descendant, but also for many other people who love to read his works," Dmitry Dostoyevsky said.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Honorary British Knight
Bill Gates
Britain's Queen Elizabeth bestowed an honorary knighthood on Bill Gates Wednesday but confessed to the Microsoft chairman and philanthropist that she wasn't much of a computer buff.
"She said all the kids do (use computers) and they are very useful ... but typing is not as natural for her as it is for young people," Gates told reporters from beneath a black umbrella sheltering him from the London rain.
But like other U.S. recipients such as late President Ronald Reagan, former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani, Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan and General Norman Schwarzkopf, Gates will not be called "Sir" Bill because he is neither a British nor Commonwealth citizen.
Bill Gates
Brother Says Suicide Unrelated to 'Contender'
Najai Turpin
The suicide of a contestant from NBC's "The Contender" was unrelated to the reality boxing series, the man's brother said.
It likely was a life of struggle that caused Najai Turpin to shoot himself last month, Diediera Turpin told "Access Hollywood" in an interview broadcast Tuesday.
"He came from nothing to do something because it's hard out here. The show was never the problem, boxing and all of that was never the problem. It was a personal problem," the brother said.
Najai Turpin
Made in Korea
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson, his dysfunctional family and his friends from the middle-of-the-road American town Springfield were sent to Seoul long before exporting job overseas became a hot-button political issue in the United States.
A stone's throw away from a highway that tears through Seoul and upstairs from a convenience store called "Buy the Way," Homer, Marge, and the rest of "The Simpsons" have been brought to life for about 15 years at South Korea's AKOM Production Co.
The company has been animating "The Simpsons" at its studio in western Seoul since it premiered as a TV series in 1989.
AKOM gets the storyboard, camera and coloring instructions, as well as the voice tracks. It then turns out the episode about three months later. Music and other finishing touches are added back in the United States.
For a lot more, Homer Simpson
Congratulates Prince Charles
Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy Osbourne sent his congratulations to Prince Charles on his upcoming marriage to Camilla Parker Bowles.
Osbourne weighed in on the issue while in Sydney to host the first MTV Australia Video Music Awards, calling Charles a "mate" and saying he should be allowed to marry Parker Bowles in peace.
"It's his business you know. His first wife got killed so what's he expected to do, be single for the rest of his life? If he likes her and she likes him or whatever, good luck on them," Osbourne, the former lead singer of Black Sabbath, told reporters.
Ozzy Osbourne
Man Charged in Theft of Tapes
Ray Charles
Bail was reduced for a longtime sound engineer of the late Ray Charles following his arrest two weeks ago on allegations of stealing the singer's master recordings, authorities said.
Terry Howard, 48, of Burbank is charged with two counts of grand theft by embezzlement from Ray Charles Enterprises and one count of receiving stolen property.
At a hearing Tuesday, Superior Court Commissioner Dennis Mulcahy said Howard had no prior record and reduced bail from $1 million to $100,000.
An executive with Ray Charles Enterprises called police after visiting Howard at his home last month and seeing boxes of the singer's recordings, including master recordings, according to KCBS-TV, citing police.
Ray Charles
Woman Who 'Tastes' Sounds
Music
Music can be a mouth-watering experience for one Swiss musician who "tastes" combinations of notes as distinct flavors, according to a report in the science journal Nature.
The 27-year-old woman known as E.S. is a synaesthete, someone who experiences sensation in more than one sense from the same stimulation, researchers said on Wednesday.
When E.S. hears tone intervals, the difference in pitch between two tones, she not only can see the musical notes as different colors but can taste the sounds.
Music
In Memory
Peter Foy
Peter Foy, who specialized in giving flight to theatrical performers for more than four decades, died Feb. 17 of a heart attack. He was 79.
Foy founded Flying by Foy, a 48-year-old theatrical flying effects company that gave Peter Pan his wings and sent performers like Mary Martin, Sandy Duncan and Cathy Rigby soaring across theater stages.
Foy also worked in television and film, sending aloft such stars as Dean Martin, Bob Hope, Jack Benny, Lucille Ball and Jerry Lewis. He flew Garth Brooks over Texas Stadium, Nadia Comaneci over Times Square and flew Liberace and his piano.
Foy went to work for the premier theatrical flying company in Britain, Kirby's Flying Ballets. In 1950, he supervised the flying for a Broadway production of J. M. Barrie's "Peter Pan," starring Jean Arthur in the title role and Boris Karloff as Captain Hook.
In 1957, he started his own company, Foy Inventerprises, known to generations of theatergoers as Flying by Foy.
Among Foy's Broadway credits are "The Lion King," "Angels in America," "Aida," "Fool Moon," and "Dracula, the Musical." He worked on the film "Fantastic Voyage," which won an Academy Award for special effects; the opening ceremonies of the 2004 Olympics; the Ice Capades; and numerous rock extravaganzas, operas and ballets.
Peter Foy
In Memory
Bubba
He dodged lobster pots for decades, endured a trip from the coast of Massachusetts to Pittsburgh and survived about a week in a fish market. But a trip to the zoo proved to be too much for a 22-pound lobster named Bubba.
The leviathan of a lobster died Wednesday afternoon at the Pittsburgh Zoo & PPG Aquarium about a day after he was moved from Wholey's Market, said zoo spokeswoman Rachel Capp and Bob Wholey, owner of the fish market.
Bubba died in a quarantine area of the zoo's aquarium, where he was being checked out to see if he was healthy enough to make a trip to an aquarium at a Ripley's Believe It or Not museum, Capp said.
Bubba will be examined to try to figure out why he died, although Capp and Wholey guessed it may have been the stress of being moved.
Bubba