BartCop Entertainment Archives - Thursday, 17 February, 2005

Thursday

17 February, 2005

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Jazz From Hills

Trimmed Bush and Hedges

More Bush League Diagnoses

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction has been called off. There were none. The Iraqis are in a precarious situation of which civil war will probably be the only way for that country to evolve in the same way free republics have evolved. We'll see.

Bush says we have to eliminate terrorism because the terrorists don't like our society. That's a bunch of horseshit. They don't like us because we are occupiers of their lands.

How many of the AlQuaida were Saudi Arabians? Eighteen out of twenty of them. Where is the biggest American presence during peacetime? In Saudi Arabia. Get the picture?

The fucking Saudi Arabians hate us more than Al-Quaida because we are occupiers of their land and they don't think we should be there (the House of Saud likes it, the people of the land don't). They're right. What the fuck are we doing there? Protecting our oil interests.

Any geologist will tell you that all the oil on this planet isn't below Saudi Arabia. There is so much domestic production that could be developed in places like Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, New Mexico, that we could build reserves way into our future. We could open up deep sea exploration without fucking up the environment and wouldn't kill many fishies. We are spending literally billions of dollars a day because Bush thinks the Saudis need our protection as they fly jetliners into the Pentagon and Trade Centers.

We need to get out of Saudi Arabia. That's what bin Laden is pissed off about. Not to kow-tow to bin Laden (who still is on the loose), we ought to murder that fucker. But then why don't we split the whole fucking region?

When the French left Algeria, the FLN folded up shop and quit exploding up bars and cafes. When the Brits left India, the violence in the streets stopped. If the Brits would pull out of Ireland, the IRA would fold. If the U.S. split the Middle East, wouldn't alot of the terrorism the Al Qaida espouse have no meaning?

They don't give a fuck about how free we are. They are pissed because we occupy their land. Let's finish our business in Iraq and let's get the hell out of the whole region. We have enough domestic problems to overwhelm Bunnypants for at least four more years.

Let Bunnyboy do something easy, like maybe take on farm subsidies. He may be able to handle something like that.

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LIKE AN OLD ANGEL

SWEEPING THE STREETS OF HEAVEN

MADONNA AND BROOM


Zen Man
(in Paradiso)

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

David Michael Green: What's In A Name? Everything. (Common Dreams)


Paul Krugman: 'Howard Dean and the fighting moderates' (New York Times)


Dave Lindorff: The Emperor's New Hump (FAIR)


CRAIG MALISOW: Altar Egos (Houston Press)


COURTNEY HAMBRIGHT: Are Women Crazy? (New Times)


Dennis Hensley: Austin-tatious (Advocate)


Jordan Harper: Get Out of My Head! (Houston Press)


Marrit Ingman: In the Realms of the Unreal (Austin Chronicle)


MELISSA LEVINE: Unreal as It Gets (East Bay Express)


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Selected Readings

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BIG CHIMP BOY IS WATCHING

WHO SHOT SISTER STANG?

YOU'RE A FUCKING APE. GET OVER IT

FUCK YOU! HA, HA, HA

"I'M A BACK DOOR MAN"

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THERE GOES THE SANDBOX

QUEER EYE FOR THE BUREAUCRATIC GUY

THE WHORE HAS A DATABASE

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"NO MATTER HOW CYNICAL YOU GET, YOU CAN'T KEEP IT UP"

FOOLS AND THEIR MONEY ARE SOON PARTED

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Last Night

A mostly sunny day.

Had a couple feet of hair cut off this afternoon - my head feels light tonight.



Tonight, Thursday:

CBS opens the night with the SEASON PREMIERE of 'Survivor: Palau', followed by a FRESH 'CSI: The Original One', then a FRESH 'Without A Trace'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Charlie Sheen and Tori Amos.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Kathryn Morris and Madeleine Peyroux.

NBC begins the night with a FRESH 'Joey', followed by a FRESH 'Will & Grace', then a FRESH 'Apprentice', followed by a FRESH 'ER' (starts 1 minute before the top of the hour).
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Debra Messing, Dave Matthews, and Jesse McCartney.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Hilary Swank, Roger Ebert, and Lee Ann Womack.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Eva Mendes, RZA, and Chingy.

ABC starts the night with a FRESH 'Extreme Makeover', followed by another FRESH 'Extreme Makeover', then 'PrimeTime Live'.
On a RERUN Jimmy Kimmel - TBA.

The WB fills the night with the movie 'She's All That'.

Faux has a FRESH 'The O.C.', followed by a FRESH 'Point Pleasant'.

UPN fills the night with 'WWE Smackdown!'.

A&E has 'American Justice', 'Cold Case Files', and a FRESH .

AMC offers the movie 'The Sons Of Katie Elder', followed by the movie 'The Sea Chase', then the movie 'The Green Berets'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'As Time Goes By' - Episode 3;
 [2:40pm]    'Are You Being Served?' - Hoorah For the Holidays;
 [3:20pm]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 4;
 [4pm]    'The Saint' - The Man Who Gambled With Life;
 [5pm]    'The Weakest Link' - Episode 88;
 [6pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Hinchcliffe;
 [7pm]    'Blackadder' - Chains;
 [7:40pm]    'The Thin Blue Line' - Episode 2;
 [8:20pm]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - The Cycling Tour;
 [9pm]    'Trailer Park Boys' - Episode 5;
 [9:30pm]    'Black Books' - The Big Lock Out;
 [10pm]    'Manchild' - Episode 4;
 [10:40pm]    'Look Around You' - Germs;
 [11pm]    'Blackadder' - Chains;
 [11:40pm]    'The Thin Blue Line' - Episode 2;
 [12:20am]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - The Cycling Tour;
 [1am]    'Manchild' - Episode 4;
 [1:40am]    'Look Around You' - Germs;
 [2am]    'Trailer Park Boys' - Episode 5;
 [2:30am]    'Black Books' - The Big Lock Out;
 [3am]    'Manchild' - Episode 4;
 [3:40am]    'Look Around You' - Germs;
 [4am]    'Trailer Park Boys' - Episode 5;
 [4:30am]    'Black Books' - The Big Lock Out;
 [5am]    'Manchild' - Episode 4;
 [5:40am]    'Look Around You' - Germs;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Queer Eye - Girl', and 'Celebrity Poker Showdown'.

Comedy Central has 'MAD TV', 'Comedy Central Presents' (Dwayne Perkins), 'Crank Yankers', an hourlong 'South Park', and 'Shorties Watchin' Shorties'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Mark Mills.

History has 'Modern Marvels', followed by 'The End Of World War II'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    'Going All The Way (1997);
 [7:45AM]    'IFC In Theaters (2004);
 [8AM]    'A Chef In Love (1997);
 [9:45AM]    'The Quiet Room (1996);
 [11:30AM]    'For Roseanna (1997);
 [1:15PM]    'Independent Spirit Awards Nomination Show (2004);
 [1:45PM]    'IFC Short Film Collection II (2004);
 [3:45PM]    'At The Angelika #93 (2004);
 [4:15PM]    'Independent Spirit Awards Nomination Show (2004);
 [4:45PM]    'The Luzhin Defence (2000);
 [6:45PM]    'For Roseanna (1997);
 [8:30PM]    'IFC In Theaters (2004);
 [8:45PM]    'Mr. Jealousy (1997);
 [10:30PM]    'Henry's Film Corner (2004);
 [11PM]    'Naked In New York (1993);
 [12:45AM]    'Sisters (1973);
 [2:30AM]    'Mr. Jealousy (1997);
 [4:15AM]    'Naked In New York (1993).    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has the movie 'Virtuosity', followed by the movie 'Slipstream'.

Sundance  -   
 [6AM]    'Satin Rouge' (World Cinema);
 [7:35AM]    'The Damned and the Sacred' (Documentary);
 [8:50AM]    'Fat City' (Feature);
 [10:30AM]    'iThemba | Hope' (Documentary);
 [11:30AM]    'Keepintime: A Live Recording' (Documentary);
 [12:20PM]    'When the Day Breaks' (Short);
 [12:30PM]    'Satin Rouge' (World Cinema);
 [2:05PM]    'Lenny Bruce: Swear to Tell the Truth' (Director's Cut) (Documentary);
 [3:45PM]    'Fat City' (Feature);
 [5:30PM]    'Unconstitutional: The War on Our Civil Liberties' (Documentary);
 [6:45PM]    'Wings Of Desire' (Feature);
 [9PM]    'Funny Bones' (World Cinema);
 [11:10PM]    'Meeting Che Guevara and the Man from Maybury Hill' (Short);
 [11:30PM]    'Son Frere' (Feature);
 [1AM]    'The Eye' (Feature);
 [2:35AM]    'The Tasty Bust Reunion' (Documentary);
 [3:30AM]    'Wings Of Desire' (Feature);
 [5:40AM]    'Funny Bones' (World Cinema).    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM:
 [6am]    'Gold Diggers Of 1933' (1933);
 [7:45am]    'General Spanky' (1936);
 [9am]    'So This Is Washington' (1943);
 [10:15am]    'That Girl From Paris' (1936);
 [12:15pm]    'Hollywood Canteen' (1944);
 [2:30pm]    'Cleopatra' (1934);
 [4:15pm]    'Imitation Of Life' (1934);
 [6:15pm]    'Bright Victory' (1951);
 [8pm]    'The Dirty Dozen' (1967);
 [11pm]    'The Bells Of St. Mary's' (1945);
 [1:15am]    'Oklahoma!' (1955);
 [3:45am]    'Hangmen Also Die' (1943).    (ALL TIMES EST)


Friday  -  02/18

TCM:
 [6am]    'Marie Antoinette' (1938);
 [8:30am]    'Brigadoon' (1954);
 [10:30am]    'Sweet Charity' (1969);
 [1:30pm]    'Blood on the Sun' (1945);
 [3:15pm]    'Is Paris Burning?' (1966);
 [6:15pm]    'The Shootist' (1976);
 [8pm]    'Vertigo' (1958);
 [10:15 pm]    'Batman' (1989);
 [12:30am]    'Aliens' (1986);
 [3:15am]    'The Shoes of the Fisherman' (1968).    (ALL TIMES EST)



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Sherry Lansing, chairman of the Paramount Motion Pictures Group (C), stands with actors Sidney Poitier (L) and Morgan Freeman following a ceremony honoring Lansing, in the forecourt of Grauman's Chinese Theatre in the Hollywood section of Los Angeles, California, February 16, 2005.
Photo by Jim Ruymen
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Audio Clip - Pixar's Freedom

Robin Williams

Interviewing Robin Williams is an experience. If you've ever seen him on late night TV and thought, 'That has to be scripted, no one is that quick,' let me be the one to tell you, oh yes, he is that quick. He is razor sharp.

Reining Williams in becomes a task in itself, but at a point, you just don't care. He's like a child with intense ADD, frantically jumping from subject to subject, wherever the laughs may lie. However, unlike dealing with a difficult child, you are too busy laughing at Williams to care if he ever gets back to the subject at hand.

(W)e have a special treat for you today here at FilmForce. You can download and listen to Williams' Disney rant and a special new original "Song of Freedom" that Williams appears to have composed himself. I don't think you'll find this anywhere else. Enjoy!

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FilmForce: Robin Williams Sings Pixar's Freedom

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Writers Guild of America Award

Morgan Spurlock

"Super Size Me" won the Writers Guild of America award for documentary screenplay.

The prize, the guild's first in that category, recognized writer Morgan Spurlock, who also starred in the film and became ill after a monthlong experiment eating McDonald's fast food three times a day.

"Super Size Me," which became an $11 million hit, is nominated for an Academy Award for best documentary. Spurlock also won the Sundance Film Festival's documentary-directing prize.

Morgan Spurlock

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A display showing an American soldier's uniform with the slogan 'Bush Lied I Died' is seen on a home in Sacramento, Calif., Sunday, Feb. 13, 2005. Since Stephen and Virginia Pearcy put up the effigy, it has been vandalized twice and put up again. Police are investigating the vandalism reports as well as a claim by a military mother that the display should be investigated as a hate crime.
Photo by Rich Pedroncelli
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Mississippi Declares

'B.B. King Day'

Blues great B.B. King wiped away tears and spoke a few words of thanks at the Mississippi Capitol as the state House and Senate declared B.B. King Day.

Lawmakers and Gov. Haley Barbour honored the 79-year-old Delta native, whose hits include "The Thrill Is Gone," during a ceremony Tuesday in the Senate chamber.

"I never learned to talk very well without Lucille," said King, speaking of his black guitar. "But today, I'm trying to say only God knows how I feel. I am so happy. Thank you."

'B.B. King Day'

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Embattled PBS Chief Will Step Down

Pat Mitchell

Pat Mitchell, the Public Broadcasting Service chief under fire for spending public money on a cartoon show that also featured a real-life lesbian couple, will step down when her contract expires in June 2006.

Mitchell, the nonprofit network's fifth president and chief executive officer, also faced significant fund-raising challenges.

She drew recent criticism from both liberals and conservatives for "Postcards From Buster," in which the title character, an animated bunny named Buster, traveled to Vermont - a state known for recognizing same-sex civil unions. Though the focus was on farm life and maple sugaring, the episode, entitled "Sugartime," featured an actual lesbian couple.

Newly appointed Education Secretary Margaret Spellings contended that the episode did not fulfill the intent Congress had in mind for programming and said many parents would not want children exposed to such lifestyles.

Pat Mitchell

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Look for Oscar Respect

Hollywood Stuntmen

They jump from skyscrapers, crash cars and set themselves on fire for movies, but when it comes to Oscars, Hollywood's stuntmen can't get any respect.

Four groups representing film stuntmen plan to press the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for a new Academy Award category next year honoring the highly dangerous work that fills so many modern movies.

While there is an Oscar category for special effects, called "visual effects," and awards for technology advances, the Motion Picture Academy has never had an Oscar category for the men and women who risk their lives for Hollywood action.

Only one stunt man has been recognized for his work in the movies, and that was Yakima Canutt, who was given an honorary Oscar in 1967 for creating such scenes as the legendary chariot race in "Ben Hur."

Hollywood Stuntmen

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Bids Farewell to Pop World

George Michael

Singer George Michael said farewell to the world of pop music on Wednesday, using a candid documentary about his life to put the record straight before he "disappeared."

He also declared the genre that brought him fame and riches, as well as unwanted media attention, was dead.

"That genre is just dead as far as I am concerned," he told Reuters in an interview after the premiere of his documentary at the Berlin Film Festival.

George Michael

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Japanese wearing polar bear costumes 'growl' on a street corner in Tokyo's posh Ginza shopping district February 16, 2005. After years of delays, a world plan to fight global warming went into force on Wednesday, feted by its backers as a lifeline for the planet but rejected as an economic straitjacket by the United States and Australia. The Kyoto Protocol formally took effect at 0500 GMT.
Photo by Eriko Sugita
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Arrested on Assault Charges

Kid Rock

Kid Rock was arrested Wednesday by Nashville police on charges that he punched a disc jockey at a strip club.

The 34-year-old rapper was released after posting a $3,000 bond on a charge of simple assault, a misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in jail.

Arresting officer Lt. Calvin Hullett described Kid Rock as "very cooperative," despite giving officers the slip earlier. Hullett said the rapper left through a back door of another strip club when authorities showed up to arrest him.

When officers caught up with him, Kid Rock said he had dodged them because he wanted to sober up before being booked, Hullett said.

Kid Rock

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Trekkies Fight End

'Enterprise'

Trekkies are uniting to win a reprieve for "Star Trek: Enterprise," slated to end its mission on UPN in May. "Save Star Trek" was the headline of a full-page ad in Tuesday's Los Angeles Times that called on fans to get the show a new TV home through a petition campaign and rally.

The ad asked viewers to commit to watching the show, now in its fourth season, if the Sci Fi Channel - "its logical home," according to the ad - agrees to pick it up.

A rally is planned for Feb. 25 outside the Paramount lot in Los Angeles, according to the ad, which says it was paid for by worldwide fan donations.

'Enterprise'

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Dogs Playing Poker Fetch $590,000

A Bold Bluff and Waterloo

A pair of paintings from the famed series depicting dogs playing poker fetched nearly $600,000 at auction Tuesday.

The two works - A Bold Bluff and Waterloo - were among 16 paintings artist Cassius Marcellus Coolidge was commissioned to create for a Minnesota-based advertising company in 1903. Of the 16, nine are of dogs playing poker.

The two works that sold Tuesday for $590,400 capture moments in a poker game played by five dogs, among them a St. Bernard that ends up collecting the pot on a bluff.

Doyle had estimated the two paintings would bring in between $30,000 and $50,000.

A Bold Bluff and Waterloo

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Sues Tabloid for Libel

Ashley Olsen

Ashley Olsen is suing the National Enquirer for $40 million in damages over a story alleging that she was involved in a drug scandal.

The lawsuit filed in Superior Court Monday alleges libel and false light invasion of privacy by the tabloid. The publication and its parent companies, American Media Inc. and National Enquirer Inc., were named as defendants.

The lawsuit said that while a story in the National Enquirer's Feb. 21 issue doesn't refer to her using or selling drugs, it implied that Olsen was doing so with a misleading headline and cover picture depicting the actress with her eyes half-shut.

Ashley Olsen

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A private security guard stands in front of a monument built at the site of a mass grave in which victims of Saddam Hussein's regime were burried. Four private security guards said their former employer, Custer Battles, allowed heavily armed guards to roam Iraq brutalizing civilians, while they were supposed to be guarding supply convoys from rebels.
Photo by Saeed Khan
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Rich Get Richer for Free

Hollywood

Writer-producer Mark Schwartz had just come from the Premiere Lounge at the Sundance Film Festival and was digging through his Hummer gift bag.

"I found a promotional T-shirt," he said with disappointment, "but I couldn't find the keys to a Hummer."

While Schwartz was joking, his point was telling. A culture of giving swag -- the entertainment industry term for these giveaways -- has exploded in Hollywood and other pit stops on the Beautiful People circuit. The once lowly gift bag (think coffee mug, chocolate bar or product poster) has gone glitzy with jewelry, perfumes, spa treatments and travel, and A-, B- and even C-list celebrities want the goods.

And it is not just Hollywood parties, New York soirees or Chicago charity events.

Millionaire Donald Trump's recent marriage became a shrine to product placement, according to the New York Times, which reported how diamond merchants Graff gave Trump a $750,000 discount on a 15-carat, $1.5 million engagement ring.

Welcome to life among the haves and have-mores where new words have entered the popular vocabulary. Givers are called "gifters," receivers are "gifted."

Hollywood

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UFO 'Special'

Peter Jennings

In the span of more than 40 years with ABC News, Peter Jennings has built one of the most respected reputations in television journalism.

It probably will come as a surprise, then, to hear that urbane, sophisticated Jennings' next documentary chases down the truth about UFOs. As in, flying saucers and little green men.

Seriously.

"UFOs -- Seeing Is Believing," airing Feb. 24 from 8 to 10 p.m., is the latest entry in the "Peter Jennings Reporting" series. His goal is to take a serious look at a subject most scientists, the government and the media tend to brush off as lunacy. When some 80 million Americans claim to have seen a UFO, he explained, it's worth an investigation.

Peter Jennings

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Kris Krajewski, a member of the 501st Legion, dressed as Darth Vader, holds 'Darth Tater,' the newly introduced 'Mr. Potato Head' toy in the Hasbro showroom during preparations for the opening of the American International Toy Fair in New York, February 16, 2005. The Legion is a costuming organization that supports professionally organized charity, fundraising and promotional events that feature the 'bad guys' of Star Wars. The ranks of the 501st Legion span the entire United States and over 21 countries worldwide with over 2,500 members.
Photo by Ray Stubblebine
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Relocating to N.Y.

National Enquirer

Gossip tabloid The National Enquirer, published by American Media Inc., is moving its editorial offices to New York City from Boca Raton, Fla., in an effort to break more investigative celebrity and crime stories, the publisher said Wednesday.

Paul Field, previously an associate editor of British daily tabloid The Sun and news editor of British newspaper Mail on Sunday, has been named editor in chief, effective immediately. He joined American Media in October.

David Perel, who was editor in chief, was promoted to president of AMI Books and executive vice president and editorial director of the Globe, Examiner, Sun and the Weekly World News, as well as editor in chief of American Media's recently launched Looking Good Now. Those magazines will still operate out of Boca Raton, where American Media's headquarters will remain.

The publisher was forced to abandon its Boca Raton headquarters in 2001, after the building was contaminated by a letter containing anthrax. A photo editor died from exposure to the anthrax spores.

AMI moved to a new office blocks away. The contaminated building was acquired by a real-estate investor and leased to BioONE, a decontamination company established by former New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani.

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Top U.S. Broadcast Lobbyist to Step Down in 2006

Edward Fritts

The U.S. broadcast television and radio industry's top lobbyist said on Wednesday he would step down when his contract ends in April 2006.

Edward Fritts, 63, has been the president and chief executive officer of the National Association of Broadcasters since 1982. It is considered one of the most powerful lobbying groups in Washington because it represents most local broadcasters.

Fritts plans to remain a consultant to the group. A committee has been formed to find his successor.

Edward Fritts

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A Greenpeace environment activist wearing a George Bush mask protests outside the U.S embassy in Mexico City over the U.S. president's decision not to ratify the Kyoto Protocol, which came into force today, February 16, 2005, aimed at curbing emissions of greenhouse gases believed to cause global warming.
Photo by Henry Romero
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Found in Kansas

12,000-Year-Old Bones

Scientists say mammoth and camel bones unearthed in northwest Kansas that date back 12,200 years could be part of "one of the most important archaeological sites in North America."

The bones, found last June in Sherman County near the Colorado border, were alongside a piece of stone that archaeologists say was the kind used in tools that humans once used to butcher animals.

Archaeological geologist Rolfe Mandel of the Kansas Geological Survey said carbon-14 dating completed last week shows the bones are between 12,200 and 12,300 years old, which could mean humans lived on the Great Plains 1,300 years earlier than previously thought.

12,000-Year-Old Bones

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Word of the Year

'Pinot'

And the Oscar for Hollywood's word of the year goes to "pinot," as in pinot noir, the wine variety of choice in "Sideways," one the five films nominated this year for a best picture Academy Award.

The Global Language Monitor, a nonprofit group that monitors word use, said "pinot" tops its annual list of show business words that influenced the English language last year. The winner for 2003 was "wardrobe malfunction."

Closely following "pinot" were words associated with other Oscar-nominated films: "genius" from the Ray Charles biography "Ray," "handwashing" for what billionaire Howard Hughes does a lot in the biopic, "The Aviator," and "Mo Chuisle," the secret Celtic name for the heroine in "Million Dollar Baby."

'Pinot'

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MAINE VOICES

Dexter J. Kamilewicz

How dare some say, 'Support our troops'?

Someone recently informed me that they didn't know that my son was being deployed to Iraq and asked why I hadn't told them. I really didn't have an answer.

That is when I began to be annoyed by those ever-present, good-intentioned but mindless ribbons stuck on the back of cars and SUVs exhorting, "Support Our Troops."

I find those magnetic messages to be offensive when I think of parents and friends of National Guard soldiers who purchased expensive Kevlar armor for their soldiers while Donald Rumsfeld said they didn't have any in stock.

Those marketing messages seem so empty when soldiers are told to "up-armor" their Humvees because the Department of Defense had not asked the manufacturers if more could be done.

I am saddened when veterans wait over a year for appointments at veterans' hospitals and soldiers in Iraq, Afghanistan and places like Walter Reed Hospital are required to pay for phone calls and emails home. I bet Rumsfeld doesn't have to pay for calls and e-mails back home, and I find it unbelievable and unacceptable that Rumsfeld has not been fired while the troops have been treated so poorly. Support our troops?

For the rest, Dexter J. Kamilewicz

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A peacock spreads its tail feathers in Jordan Zoo in Amman February 16, 2005 as hundreds of Jordanians visited the zoo to enjoy the mild weather.
Photo by Ali Jarekji
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