BartCop Entertainment Archives - Sunday, 12 February, 2006

Sunday

12 February, 2006

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Reader Correction

Re: Clark Gable's Oscar

Hi Marty,

On your page of 2/11/06 you have a photo of Clark Gable and this paragraph:

"The Oscar (R) won by Clark Gable for his role in ' Gone With The Wind ' went on display with a photograph of Gable as the 'Meet The Oscars' exhibition opened to the public in Hollywood, California February 10, 2006. The exhibition features an Oscar that visitors can hold, tethered to a stand, and photographs from previous Academy Award ceremonies and the 50 Oscars which will be presented to winners at the 78th annual Academy Awards ceremony in Hollywood on March 5.
Photo by Fred Prouser "


Don't know if anyone else has mentioned this yet, but Mr. Gable's Best Actor Oscar was NOT for portraying Rhett Butler. Gable won in 1934 for "It Happened One Night ." Robert Donat 's portrayal of Mr. Chipping in "Goodbye, Mr. Chips " beat out Gable 's performance to the shock of many.

Love your page,
Catherine
A GWTW fanatic, who also corrects people who think Butterfly McQueen won the Best Supporting Actress (it was Hattie McDaniel).


Thanks, Catherine!
Sometimes I don't read the captions very closely, and it comes back to bite me every now & then.

The caption could have noted that in 1996 Steven Spielberg anonymously purchased Clark Gable's Oscar to protect it from further commercial exploitation, gave it back to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, commenting that he could think of "no better sanctuary for Gable's only Oscar than the Motion Picture Academy".

It Happened One Night (1934) was the first movie to 'sweep' the Oscars - took 41 years til that record was matched by One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975).

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WE ALL HAVE TO WAIT

NO MATTER WHAT WE MAY WANT

FOR RUM TRUCKS TO PASS


zEN mAN
(on College Ave. contemplating the inevitable)

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Toni Locy and Pete Yost: Three More Lawmakers Tied to Abramoff (The Associated Press)
Three members of Congress have been linked to efforts by lobbyist Jack Abramoff and a former General Services Administration official to secure leases of government property for Abramoff's clients, according to court filings by federal prosecutors on Friday.


Josh Patner: Who Escorts Lonely Foreign Models Around Town? (slate.com)
Fashion is a first-name-only world: Think of superstar models Naomi or Giselle, or designers Marc and Donna. Marlon is another first-name-only star. Say his name to the models he works with at IMG, the powerhouse management company, and their adoration is plain. "No other agency has someone who does for us what Marlon does," says Luca, a lovely German model.


Josh Patner: Who Unzips the Models' Clothes? (slate.com)
Darryl Nipps zooms through the backstage maze in the tents at Bryant Park as only a fashion pro can. "Good to see you!" he says to a cop stationed at the models' entrance to the Charles Nolan show.


Josh Patner: Who Inspects the Models for Zits? (slate.com)
"It's a night-a-mare," Fabio Pettinari says with a deep Roman accent moments after the Carolina Herrera show. "I have one, two, three, four, five cameras. And five lenses. 51 kili! It's heavy."


Felix Gillette: The Best American Olympic Team Ever? (slate.com)
Yeah, right.


'I've learned how to fight' (guardian.co.uk)
George Clooney can't seem to leave the US government alone: his two new films both tackle high-level corruption. He tells Emma Brockes why his father's legacy of protest haunts him to this day


Sanders and Dusky: Betty Friedan Woke Women From Mystique of Sleep (womensenews.org)
Betty Friedan, author of "The Feminine Mystique" and the "mother of the modern women's movement" has died at age 85. Two friends recall a courageous and intemperate leader who roused a generation of women into action.


John Patterson: Up and at 'em (guardian.co.uk)
If ever you need any proof that the notion of "Oscar prestige" is finally dead, look no further than recent Best Actress-winner Charlize Theron.


Resurrecting the Martyr of Comedy (villagevoice.com)
Lenny Bruce . . . in His Own Words


Mark Fiore: Jesus's Good Friend Muhammad


Commentoon: Offensive Images


Sylvia: Cartoon

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Reader Suggestion

Riverbend: The raid

Hi Marty,

Just letting you know Riverbend has posted again. Damn, I don't even the words to describe what I feel any more.

  "There's no dial tone… but there was one earlier today- I was online…"

  J. frowned and turned down the radio. "The last time this happened," she said, "the area was raided." The room was suddenly silent and we strained our ears. Nothing. I could hear a generator a couple of streets away, and I also heard the distant barking of a dog- but there was nothing out of the ordinary.

  T. suddenly sat up straight, "Do you hear that?" She asked, wide-eyed. At first I couldn't hear anything and then I caught it- it was the sound of cars or vehicles- moving slowly. "I can hear it!" I called back to T., standing up and moving towards the window. I looked out into the darkness and couldn't see anything beyond the dim glow of lamps behind windows here and there.


riverbendblog.blogspot.com


Hang in there,
Chris


Thanks, Chris!

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

LA TOURETTES DISEASE

CAN WE COME HOME NOW

THE PHONEY WAR

THE CHURCH OF "ALL GODS SUCK" IS NOW EXCEPTING TAX DEDUCTIBLE DONATIONS

WHAT A JERK!

RUNNY CUNNY AND THE CAT KILLER

BELIEVE OR DIE

THE INNOCENT HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE

THE REPUGS ARE CONSISTENT

DAMN CARTOONISTS, ALWAYS TELLING THE TRUTH

WHEN AN ASSHOLE DREAMS

THE PRICE THEY PAY

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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny & breezy.

Thought I was dropping the kid off at a birthday party, but ended up at Point Fermin Park in San Pedro.

Seems the birthday boy's mom invited her church group last night & then realized this morning that their yard wouldn't be big enough.

The food was great and we had a lot of fun, but had to leave early because Jo, the (lucky) lizard, was outside and the fog was starting to roll in.


Here's the page of flags.



Tonight, Sunday:

CBS starts the night with '60 Minutes', followed by a RERUN 'Cold Case', then the movie 'The Sum Of All Fears'.

NBC fills the night with more FRESH (but pre-taped & edited) 'The XX Winter Olympics: Only America Matters Version'.

ABC begins the night with a 2-hour FRESH 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition', followed by a FRESH 'Desperate Housewives', then a FRESH 'Grey's Anatomy'.

The WB offers a RERUN 'Reba', followed by another RERUN 'Reba', then a FRESH Charmed', followed by a RERUN 'Charmed'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Malcolm', followed by a RERUN 'King Of The Hill', then a RERUN 'Simpsons', followed by a RERUN 'War At Home', then a RERUN 'Family Guy', followed by a RERUN 'American Dad'.

UPN an 'Alias', followed by an old 'Fear Factor'.

A&E has 'Intervention', 'CSI: Miami', '24', and the FRESH 'Iceman Tapes: Conversations With A Killer'.

AMC offers has the movie 'Rambo: First Blood Part II', followed by the movie 'Uncommon Valor', then the movie 'Bloodsport'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'Coupling' - The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple Who Weren't;
 [2:40pm]    'Coupling' - The Girl With One Heart;
 [3:20pm]    'Coupling' - Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps;
 [4pm]    'Coupling' - 9 1/2 Minutes;
 [4:40pm]    'Coupling' - Night Lines;
 [5:20pm]    'Coupling' - Bed Time;
 [6pm]    'Coupling' - Circus of Epidurals;
 [6:40pm]    'Coupling' - The Naked Living Rooms;
 [7:20pm]    'Coupling' - 9 1/2 Months;
 [8pm]    'Twenty Thousand Streets Under the Sky' - Episode 3;
 [9pm]    'Changing Rooms' - Inverness;
 [9:30pm]    'What Not To Wear' - Geneve;
 [10pm]    'Mile High' - Episode 4;
 [11pm]    'Twenty Thousand Streets Under the Sky' - Episode 3;
 [12am]    'Changing Rooms' - Inverness;
 [12:30am]    'What Not to Wear' - Geneve;
 [1am]    'Mile High' - Episode 4;
 [2am]    'Twenty Thousand Streets Under the Sky' - Episode 3;
 [3am]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 1;
 [3:40am]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 2;
 [4:20am]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 3;
 [5am]    'Velvet Soup' - Episode 1;
 [5:30am]    'Velvet Soup' - Episode 2;
 [6am]    'BBC World News.    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo has all 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent' all night.

Comedy Central has has the movie 'Not Another Teen Movie', followed by the movie '10 Things I Hate About You', then the movie 'Zoolander'.

History has 'Dogfights: The Greatest Air Battles', 'Hitler's Family', and 'Hi-Tech Hitler'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    Blind Swordsman #6: Zatoichi And The Chest Of Gold (1964);
 [7:30AM]    Short: Grace and The New Rules (2002);
 [8AM]    Sweet Dreams (1985);
 [10AM]    Cherish (2002);
 [11:45AM]    IFC in Theaters (2005);
 [12PM]    Before and After (1996);
 [2PM]    Cherish (2002);
 [3:45PM]    At The IFC Center (2006);
 [4:15PM]    Before and After (1996);
 [6:15PM]    Shadow Magic (2000);
 [8:15PM]    Death and The Maiden (1994);
 [10:05PM]    The Grey Zone (2001);
 [12AM]    Stevie (2002);
 [2:25AM]    Death and The Maiden (1994);
 [4:10AM]    The Grey Zone (2001).    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has has the movie 'Jaws: The Revenge', followed by the movie 'Arachnid'.

Sundance  -   
 [7:25AM]    The Match;
 [9AM]    Howard Zinn: You Can't Be Neutral on a Moving Train;
 [10:20AM]    The Naked Man;
 [12PM]    Foxes;
 [2PM]    Ladette to Lady: Episode 2;
 [3PM]    Kath & Kim: Cactus Hour;
 [3:30PM]    Village of Idiots;
 [3:45PM]    The Match;
 [5:30PM]    With No Direction Home;
 [6PM]    Iconoclasts: Jackson on Russell;
 [6:45PM]    Function at the Junction;
 [7PM]    Ladette to Lady: Episode 2;
 [8PM]    The Object Of Beauty;
 [9:45PM]    Basilisk Stare;
 [10PM]    The Last Seduction;
 [12AM]    Noi albinoi;
 [1:35AM]    Office Killer;
 [3AM]    Darkman;
 [4:45AM]    The Naked Man.    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM:
 [7AM]    What's New, Pussycat? (1965);
 [9AM]    The V.I.P.S (1963);
 [11AM]    Darling Lili (1970);
 [1:30PM]    The Seven-Per-Cent Solution (1976);
 [3:30PM]    To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)     [View Trailer];
 [5:45PM]    The Sting (1973)     [View Trailer];
 [8PM]    Out of Africa (1985)     [View Trailer];
 [11PM]    The Bridges of Madison County (1995)     [View Trailer];
 [1:30AM]    Quiz Show (1994);
 [3:45AM]    Picnic (1955)     [View Trailer];
 [5:45AM]    Night Must Fall (1937).    (ALL TIMES EST)


Monday  -  02/13

TCM:
 [8AM]    The Big House (1930);
 [9:30AM]    Grand Hotel (1932)     [View Trailer];
 [11:30AM]    Possessed (1947);
 [1:30PM]    The Strange Love Of Martha Ivers (1946);
 [3:30PM]    Double Indemnity (1944)     [View Trailer];
 [5:30PM]    Dive Bomber (1941);
 [8PM]    The Awful Truth (1937)     [View Trailer];
 [10PM]    Sorry, Wrong Number (1948);
 [11:45PM]    12 Angry Men (1957)     [View Trailer];
 [1:30AM]    The Best Man (1964);
 [3:15AM]    Flying Down To Rio (1933);
 [4:45AM]    Ninotchka (1939)     [View Trailer].    (ALL TIMES EST)



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Willie Nelson plays in the Dodge Theatre Friday, Feb. 10, 2006, in Phoenix.
Photo by Matt York
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Evolution Sunday - 12 February

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Doesn't Expect to Win Any Oscars

George Clooney

He has three nominations, but George Clooney doesn't expect to win any Oscars this year. Clooney is a directing and screenplay nominee for "Good Night, and Good Luck" and a supporting-actor nominee for the provocative oil-industry thriller "Syriana."

"I don't think we're going to win any," a deadpan Clooney told reporters Friday, where "Syriana" was screened at Berlin's annual film festival. "There's been a lot of `Brokeback Mountain' stuff."

His nomination in the screenplay category for "Good Night, and Good Luck" puts him up against Stephen Gaghan, who wrote and also directed "Syriana."

"Oscar nominations are as important as anything," he said. "The hope is that people will see this film - I don't know about wins."

George Clooney

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A protester holds a sign during a rally at the Statehouse in Montpelier, Vt., Saturday, Feb. 11, 2006. Peace activists converged on Montpelier for a march from City Hall to the Statehouse, where they called on Vermont officials to demand an immediate troop withdrawal from Iraq.
Photo by Toby Talbot
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darwin fish

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Enjoys Global Fame

Ian McKellen

Ian McKellen says he's enjoying a late burst of global fame and still has "a lot of life left" after a decades-long acting career that earned him a lifetime achievement award at this year's Berlin International Film Festival.

McKellen, 66, was picking up an honorary Golden Bear - the festival's top prize - at a ceremony Saturday, accompanied by a screening of the 1995 film version of "Richard III."

The actor, a prominent gay rights campaigner, was guarded as to what impact the success of the Oscar front-runner "Brokeback Mountain" might have.

It remains "very, very difficult for an American actor who wants a film career to be open about his sexuality and even more difficult for a woman," he said. "The film industry is very old-fashioned in California."

Ian McKellen

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British actor Sir Ian McKellen displays his 'Golden Bear' at the 56th Berlinale International Film Festival in Berlin February 11, 2006. McKellen was awarded with a Honorary Golden Bear for his lifetime achievements. The festival runs from February 9-19.
Photo by Arnd Wiegmann
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Which Superhero are you? Quiz

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Seeks Reward In Finland

Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien, who endorsed the re-election of Finnish President Tarja Halonen with mock ad campaigns, said Saturday he expects to be rewarded with a Cabinet position as inspector of saunas.

Hundreds of fans welcomed the American talk show host on Saturday to a freezing Helsinki, the capital of the land of the saunas - only two weeks after Halonen, 62, secured a second six-year term as Finland's first female presudent.

The quirky, self-deprecating O'Brien said he will ask "Tarja" for a Cabinet position when he meets her Feb. 14.

"I'd like to be the inspector of saunas, mostly women's saunas," he said.

Conan O'Brien

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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ShoWest Female Star Of Year

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman will be honored as ShoWest Female Star of the Year at the ShoWest exhibitors convention, to be held March 13-16 in Las Vegas.

Portman will be presented with the award at the closing-night ceremony March 16 at Bally's and Paris Las Vegas.

ShoWest is managed by the VNU Expositions Film Group, a division of VNU Business Media, which also includes The Hollywood Reporter.

Natalie Portman

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Cathy Forst, christens the Arleigh Burke class guided missile destroyer USS Gridley, named after her great-great grandfather, Capt. Charles V. Gridley, Saturday, Feb. 11, 2006, at Bath Iron Works in Bath, Maine. The ship is the fourth named after Gridley who commanded the protected cruiser USS Olympia at the Battle of Manila Bay in 1898, during the Spanish-American War.
Photo by Joel Page
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Encyclopaedia Metallum: The Metal Archives

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Seeks Bone Marrow Donors

Jennifer Lopez

Actress-singer Jennifer Lopez is using her starpower to rally support for a fellow Latina who is suffering from blood cancer. Lopez, 36, is urging Hispanics in New York City to donate blood marrow to help Janet Ovalles, a 29-year-old of Dominican descent who needs a transplant from a matching donor to survive.

Doctors say that a bone marrow transplant is Ovalles' only chance for recovery - and the most suitable matches are from people of the same ethnic background.

But with Hispanics sharply underrepresented in the pool of registered donors, the prognosis is bleak. For Ovalles, there was no match in her family or among the 10 million registered donors worldwide.

Jennifer Lopez

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Judge Shelves Case Over Existence

Jesus

An Italian atheist lost his legal crusade against the Catholic Church on Thursday when a judge rejected his attempts to sue a priest for saying that Jesus existed 2,000 years ago, the priest's lawyer said.

Luigi Cascioli, 72, had argued his hometown priest and former schoolmate had effectively broken an Italian law meant to protect the public from being conned.

But instead of granting Cascioli his request to bring the case to court, the judge recommended magistrates investigate him for slandering priest Enrico Righi, Righi's lawyer, Bruno Severo said.

Cascioli, author of a book called "The Fable of Christ," said the court had not yet informed him of the ruling. But he was not surprised, and said he would appeal to Italy's highest court, and then to The Hague.

Jesus

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A reveller performs as Brazil's President Luis Inacio Lula da Silva during the parade of the Ipanema band, in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on Saturday, Feb. 11, 2006. Hundreds of people gathered in the streets of Ipanema neighborhood for an open rehearsal before Rio de Janeiro's four-day, pre-Lenten festival which opens Feb. 25, although a casual observer could easily mistake it for the real thing.
Photo by Silvia Izquierdo
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Teddy Girls

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Visits High School Alma Mater

Merv Griffin

Merv Griffin paid a visit to his high school alma mater Friday as the school dedicated its quad to one of its most prominent donors.

The 80-year-old entertainer and game show executive, who graduated from San Mateo High School in 1942, was honored by students and faculty in the new "Merv Griffin Quad."

The San Mateo Union High School District decided to rename the school after Griffin made a $250,000 donation to the school. He asked that $125,000 of his donation be used to support the school's performing arts program.

Merv Griffin

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Hindu devotees climb 272 steps to the Batu Caves temple near a giant statue of Lord Murugan during the Thaipusam festival in Batu Caves, near Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia on Saturday, Feb. 11, 2006. The festival is rooted in Hindu legend and was brought from southern India by 19th century immigrants who came to the Malaysian peninsula to work in rubber estates and government offices. The ritual, banned in India, is celebrated in cities throughout Malaysia, as well as in Singapore and Sri Lanka.
Photo by Vincent Thian
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Pearl Divers of Mesopotamia

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Head Smuggler

Myrlene Severe

Airport baggage screeners found a human head with teeth, hair and skin in the luggage of a woman who said she intended to ward off evil spirits with it, authorities said Friday.

Myrlene Severe, 30, a Haitian-born permanent U.S. resident, was charged Friday with smuggling a human head into the U.S. without proper documentation.

Customs and Border Protection officials found the head Thursday, after Severe arrived at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport on a Lynx International Airlines flight from Cap Haitien, Haiti, said Barbara Gonzalez, a spokeswoman for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Miami.

Severe, who also was charged with failing to declare the head and transporting hazardous material in air commerce, faces a maximum of 15 years in prison if convicted of all charges, prosecutors said.

Myrlene Severe

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Skydivers glide in for a landing at Suvarnabhumi airport in Bangkok February 11, 2006. Skydivers from 31 countries assembled in Bangkok and set a new world record for the largest free fall formation of 960 people to celebrate 60th anniversary of King Bhumibol Adulyadej's accession to the throne.
Photo by Chaiwat Subprasom
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Radioactive Quack Cures

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Naughty URLs

No 'Buoi'

What do a Vietnamese grapefruit seller and a gender activist have in common?

Both have had applications to register Web site addresses rejected by authorities because the names contained words which could lead people to believe they were pornographic sites.

The fruit seller was tripped up by the tonal Vietnamese language, in which 'buoi' can mean either a grapefruit or slang for penis.

State-run Vietnam Television said late on Friday that the gender activist had wanted his Web site to be called sex.com.vn, which the country's Internet domain control body rejected. Pornography is banned in the Communist-ruled country.

No 'Buoi'

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HSII -- Human Spontaneous Involuntary Invisibility

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A Japanese wild monkey relaxes in a snowy winter mountain by dipping in a hot spring in Yomanouchi, Nagano, central Japan, Saturday, Feb. 11, 2006.
Photo by Itsuo Inouye
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