BartCop Entertainment Archives - Sunday, 9 January, 2005

Sunday

9 January, 2005

big hammer - bigger hammer

(Updated Daily)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

'Best of TBH Politoons'

Click Here!



Thanks, again, Tim!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

But Untrue

Strangely Believable

Today's Fact: 01/08/05
 

As he crossed the Iraq-Kuwait border with the 7th Cavalry during the first hours of the invasion, General Tommy Franks declared enthusiastically, "We've caught them napping, boys!"

 

~Jeff Crook

 

Jeff Crook is the Ceci Connolly of the Left - J. Howard Tuft

 

 

Strangely Believable but Untrue is now available online at the Untrue Fact of the Day web calendar. Help spread disinformation and misunderstanding by sharing this with your friends and enemies.

 



http://jeffcrook.20m.com/
 
A casual stroll through a mental asylum shows that faith proves nothing.  --- Friedrich Nietzche

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

IT TAKES A LONG TIME

FOR THE CREATION OF SLIME

DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP


Zen Man
(in the Spanish Sewer)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Reader Question: Is "Support Our Troops, Send Them To Iraq Without The Proper Armor" an Oxymoron?
Harold Meyerson: More seniors soon may face the Other America
Once upon a time, in a land that stretched from one great sea to another, half the elderly were poor. When their work life was done, they retreated into their rented room, or their children's home, or even the county poorhouse. Their rulers looked at their plight and concluded that "at least one-half of the aged -- approximately 8 million people -- cannot afford today decent housing, proper nutrition, adequate medical care ... or necessary recreation." And the name of this nation, and the unimaginably distant time when half the elderly lived this way? The United States of America in the year 1960.


Paul Krugman: Worse Than Fiction
(Click on "Columns", then on "Worse Than Fiction")
I've been thinking of writing a political novel. It will be a bad novel because there won't be any nuance: the villains won't just espouse an ideology I disagree with - they'll be hypocrites, cranks and scoundrels. In my bad novel, a famous moralist who demanded national outrage over an affair and writes best-selling books about virtue will turn out to be hiding an expensive gambling habit. A talk radio host who advocates harsh penalties for drug violators will turn out to be hiding his own drug addiction.


Raj Jayadev: By Refusing Tsunami Aid, India Made Me Proud
Editor's Note: When India refused aid from foreign governments, some called the move foolish and arrogant. But PNS contributor Raj Jayadev was filled with pride.


Barbara Boxer: Why I Must Object
The senator explains why she felt compelled to object to the certification of Ohio's electoral votes.


In the Clearing Stands a Boxer... a letter from Michael Moore
Dear Friends, Something historic happened [recently]. For the first time since 1877 a member of the House and a member of the Senate stood up together to object to a state's electoral college votes.


Thank you, Barbara Boxer and Stephanie Jones


E-mail Stephanie Jones and tell her that she is your hero


E-mail Barbara Boxer and tell her that she is your hero


Important transcripts featuring political heroes


Minneapolis Star Tribune Political Cartoons

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Subscribe to BartCop!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

IT'S NOT A THEORY, IT'S A FACT. A MUST FUCKING READ

RICH ASSHOLES: PLEASE STAY HOME

THE PRICK WITH EARS CHALLENGES MONKEY BOY

LET THEM EAT DEATH

CRUSADER HABIT

NO CHILDS BEHIND LEFT

CHIMP BRO SUBSTITUTES ONE PERVERT FOR ANOTHER

FUCKING DUH

THE WASHINGTON GENERALS

WHEN REPUGS LIE IT'S A TSUNAMI

UNCLE TOMS CAMPAIGN

BLACKWELL/BLACKHOLE, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

JACK OFF ARMSTRONG SAVES AMERICA

CAN YOU SAY: HALLIBURTON

BOOZER BABES GET FUNKY

DEAD MEN WALKING?

WINGNUTS ON DOPE. A YEAR END REVIEW


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Dreary with more rain.



Tonight, Sunday:

CBS starts the night with '60 Minutes', followed by a FRESH 'Cold Case', then the LIVE (on the East Coast, tape-delayed for the left coast) 'People's Choice Awards'.

NBC opens the night with 'Dateline', followed by a FRESH 'American Dreams', then a FRESH 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent', followed by a FRESH 'Crossing Jordan'.

ABC begins the night with a FRESH 'Ameica's So-Called Funniest Home Videos', followed by a FRESH 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition', then a FRESH 'Desperate Housewives', followed by a FRESH 'Boston Legal'.

The WB offers a RERUN 'Steve Harvey's Big Time', followed by the movie 'There's Something About Mary'.

Faux has a RERUN 'Malcolm', followed by another RERUN 'Malcolm', then the 2-hour SEASON PREMIERE of '24'.

UPN pisses away the night with RERUNs of 'Fear Factor'.

A&E has 'Airline', 'Dog The Bounty Hunter', then the movie 'Scent Of A Woman'.

AMC offers the movie 'Girls! Girls! Girls!', followed by the movie 'Blue Hawaii', then the movie 'Roustabout'.

BBC  -   
 [12pm]    'Fawlty Towers' - Waldorf Salad;
 [12:45pm]    'Fawlty Towers' - Anniversary;
 [1:30pm]    'Fawlty Towers' - Basil the Rat;
 [2:15pm]    'Fawlty Towers' - Gourmet Night;
 [3pm]    'Fawlty Towers' - The Kipper and The Corpse;
 [3:45pm]    'Fawlty Towers' - A Touch of Class;
 [4:30pm]    'Fawlty Towers' - TheHotel Inspectors;
 [5:15pm]    'Fawlty Towers' - The Wedding;
 [6pm]    'Bargain Hunt' - Detling 31;
 [6:30pm]    'Bargain Hunt' - Ardingly 26;
 [7pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Spencer;
 [7:30pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Wheatley;
 [8pm]    'This Life - Brief Encounter;
 [9pm]    'Cold Feet' - Episode 7;
 [10pm    'Canterbury Tales' - The Wife of Bath;
 [11pm]    'This Life' - Brief Encounter;
 [12am]    'Cold Feet' - Episode 7;
 [1am]    'Canterbury Tales' - The Wife of Bath;
 [2am]    'This Life' - Brief Encounter;
 [3am]    'Cold Feet' - Episode 7;
 [4am]    'Canterbury Tales' - The Wife of Bath;
 [5am]    'This Life' - Brief Encounter;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo has 'Queer Eye', 'Inside The Actors Studio' (Cameron Diaz), another 'Queer Eye', and yet another 'Queer Eye'.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Not Another Teen Movie', followed by the movie 'Out Cold', then 'Chappelle's Show', followed by another 'Chappelle's Show'.

HBO offers the SEASON PREMIERE of 'Carnivale'.

History has 'Stealth & Beyond', followed by another 'Stealth & Beyond', then still another 'Stealth & Beyond', followed by a FRESH 'Conspiracy?'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    'Under Suspicion' (2000);
 [8AM]    'House Of Cards' (1993);
 [10AM]    'Let Him Have It' (1991);
 [12PM]    'IFC Short Film Collection I' (2003);
 [2PM]    'Haiku Tunnel' (2001);
 [3:45PM]    Short: 'Blue City' (1996);
 [4PM]    'Wild Man Blues' (1997);
 [6PM]    'IFC In Theaters' (2004);
 [6:15PM]    'Dinner Rush' (2000);
 [8PM]    'Monsoon Wedding' (2001);
 [10PM]    'American History X' (1998);
 [12:05AM]    'Monsoon Wedding' (2001);
 [2AM]    'Illuminata' (1998);
 [4AM]    'American History X' (1998).    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi fills the night with the movie 'The Odyssey'.

Sundance  -   
 [6AM]    'Buffalo Common' (Short);
 [6:30AM]    'Investigation Into the Invisible World' (Feature);
 [8AM]    'Anatomy of a Scene: Die Mommie Die!' (Original Production);
 [8:30AM    'Trembling Before G-d' (Documentary);
 [10AM]    'The Whole Wide World' (Feature);
 [12PM]    'The Passion of Maria Elena' (Documentary);
 [1:15PM]    'Kenji's Faith' (Short);
 [1:30PM]    'Northfork' (Feature);
 [3:15PM]    'The Jimmy Show' (Feature);
 [5PM]    'Investigation Into the Invisible World' (Feature);
 [6:30PM    'Anatomy Of A Scene: Baadasssss!' (Original Production);
 [7PM    'The Whole Wide World' (Feature);
 [9PM]    'Open Your Eyes' (World Cinema);
 [11PM]    'Design' (Feature);
 [1AM]    'A Certain Kind of Death' (Documentary);
 [2:10AM]    'Mutant Aliens' (Feature);
 [3:35AM]    'Trembling Before G-d' (Documentary);
 [5:05AM]    'The Jimmy Show' (Feature).    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM:
 [7am]    'Festival of Shorts #22' (1999)
 [8am]    'Knights Of The Round Table' (1953);
 [10am]    'Broadway Melody Of 1936' (1935);
 [12pm]    'Sunday In New York' (1964);
 [2pm]    'The Heiress' (1949);
 [4pm]    'Key Largo' (1948);
 [6pm]    'Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb' (1963);
 [8pm]    'Portrait of Jennie' (1948);
 [9:30pm]    'The Agony And The Ecstasy' (1965);
 [12am]    'A Woman of Paris' (1923) SILENT ;
 [1:30am]    'Lust For Life' (1956);
 [4am]    'The Picture of Dorian Gray' (1945).    (ALL TIMES EST)


Monday  -  01/10

TCM:
 [6am]    'The Great Ziegfeld' (1936);
 [9:15am]    'Rosalie' (1937);
 [11:30am]    'Sweethearts' (1938);
 [1:30pm]    'Four Jacks And A Jill' (1942);
 [3pm]    'The Harvey Girls' (1946);
 [5pm]    'Look For The Silver Lining' (1949);
 [7pm]    'Hollywood: The Dream Factory' (1972);
 [8pm]    'The Seven Year Itch' (1955);
 [10pm]    'The Diary of Anne Frank' (1959);
 [1am]    'The Song Of Bernadette' (1943);
 [4am]    'Street Scene' (1931);
 [5:30am]    'MGM Parade Show #30' (1955).     (ALL TIMES EST)



Any opinions?

Or reviews?



(See below for addresses)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Two young girls look down at a large crowd watching a concert on the steps of the Sydney Opera House January 8, 2005, which was held to raise funds for the countries affected by the tsunami disaster. The concert, billed as 'Australia Unites - Reach Out to Asia,' is expected to be watched by an audience of millions with it being televised by all three commercial television networks simultaneously. A telethon is also being run during the concert to raise more funds for the estimated millions of tsunami survivors.
Photo by David Gray
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Click Here!

Moose & Squirrel - The Blog

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Monstrous

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Uninjured in Daytona Car Fire

Paul Newman

Academy Award-winning actor Paul Newman escaped injury Saturday when the race car he was testing caught fire following a spin at Daytona International Speedway.

Newman was driving a Daytona Prototype sports car for next month's Rolex 24 when he spun on the road course, said Adam Saal, Grand American Series spokesman. The car didn't hit anything, but when Newman tried to restart the engine it caught fire.

The fire was contained to the engine compartment, and Newman escaped without harm. He was taken to the track's infield medical center and released after a brief exam.

Paul Newman

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

New York City Walk

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Golden Globes Goodie Bags

Swag

Presenters at the Golden Globes will receive a wicker ottoman stuffed with gifts that total out at $38,390. That is if you count the full $16,000 value for the wine tasting trip to Australia. Also:

  Rosemont Estates and Quantas Airlines

  Wine Adventure Package $16,000

  Judy Host Photography Package $5,000

  Ehrlooms Diamond Pendant $2,700

  Sports Club LA 6 Month Bi-Coastal Membership $2,250

  Brite Smile Whitening Treatment and Products $1,100

  Missoni Shawl $900

  Chopard Watch $865

  Gianfranco Ferre Travel Bag $650

  P7 cell phone by Haier America $600

  Kiehl's Gift box of Men's and Women's Products $540

  Elisa Ilana Signature Bracelet $430

  Janet Lee Luxury Pet Carrier $400

  Yomo Handbag $400

  Taryn Rose Men's Shoes Gift Certificate $400

  Michael Aram Decorative Bowl $400

  Persol Men's and Women's Sunglasses $350

  Keurig At Home Coffee Brewer $300

  Aviva Stanoff Journals $275

  Swarovski Crystal Ring $255

  Red Envelope Travel Cashmere Set $250

  2 Rounds of Golf on PGA Tour Course $250

  Nine West Hot Nine Gift Card $250

  Swank Martini Glasses and Shaker $250

  Kinara Spa Gift Certificate $250

  Babystyle Gift Certificate $250

  Mont Blanc Resin Fineline pen $250

  GUCCI men's and women's fragrances $250

  Custom Wicker Ottoman $250

  Dell Pocket DJ MP3 Player $200

  Godiva G Collection Box of Chocolates $125

Total: $38,390

Source: Hollywood Foreign Press Association

Swag

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Map Reading

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Dancers from The Monte-Carlo Ballet performs during a rehearsal of 'La Bella' ('The Beautiful') based of story from 'The beautiful sleeper in the wood' in Maestranza theatre in Seville January 7, 2005. Picture taken January 7, 2005.
Photo by Marcelo Del Pozo
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Death and Taxes: A visual look at where your tax dollars go

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Turns Sight to Battling AIDS

Nadine Gordimer

South African writer Nadine Gordimer, 81, who won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1991, is noted for her novels and short stories about the inhumanity of apartheid. Several were once banned in her own country. Gordimer was in New York recently to talk about her latest project, Telling Tales. It is a compilation of 21 short stories "that capture the range of emotions and situations of our human universe," she writes in the book's introduction. The stories are by world-renowned authors - five Nobel prize winners including Gabriel Garcia Marquez and Gunter Grass, and writers who will likely be on the shortlist for future Nobel literature prizes.

The story collection, published by Picador Press, was put together to raise money to battle AIDS.

Only a year ago, Gordimer wrote to writer friends and others whom she didn't know but whose stories she admired with the idea of putting together an anthology of short fiction.

"I thought if they (musicians) could get up and sing," to raise money to battle AIDS, "we (writers) could sit down and write."

For the rest, Nadine Gordimer

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Historical Text Archive

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Gets Star on Hollywood Walk O'Fame

Soupy Sales

Comedian Soupy Sales has been honored with a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.

Sales, seated in a wheelchair, said "I appreciate this from the bottom of my heart and I appreciate you all coming here in the rain."

The rain forced the ceremony to be held inside the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, with Hollywood's honorary mayor, Johnny Grant, setting up the 79-year-old comic's classic schtick.

The star was number 2274 on the famous walkway. Celebrities attending included actor Peter Marshall and actress Nancy Allen.

Soupy Sales

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Co-Hosting Poker TV Show

Kennedy & Leykis

Do you want Kennedy or Tom Leykis on the front line of the battle of the sexes? That's the choice the GSN network is offering. The former MTV personality and the radio personality will be co-hosts of "Poker Royale: Battle of the Sexes."

The latest twist in the trend of card-playing television is to match some of the world's best male and female poker places up against each other in a tournament. Paul Wolfe and Greg "Fossilman" Raymer are on the men's team, and Kathy Liebert and Evelyn Ng are among the female players.

Poker player Robert Williamson III will be the color commentator. The series debuts Jan. 21.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Owen, a one year-old baby Hippotamus gets close to his adopted 'mother', a giant male Aldabran tortoise at Kenya's Haller Park, January 6, 2004. The 120-year old giant tortoise living in the Kenyan sanctuary has become inseparable from the baby hippo rescued by game wardens, sanctuary officials said on Thursday.
Photo by Peter Greste
Kennedy & Leykis

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Music of the late Medieval period

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Asian Classical Music

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Settlement in Mandolin Fight

Bill Monroe

The son of bluegrass music pioneer Bill Monroe and a Kentucky foundation - fighting over ownership of the legend's prized mandolin - reached a settlement Friday, just days before a trial was to have opened in the dispute.

Terms of the settlement were not immediately available. Monroe's 1923 Gibson F5 mandolin - bought from a Miami barbershop for $150 in 1943 and considered a key to his stylistic development - has remained in a locked vault during the dispute.

Monroe played his prized mandolin for more than 50 years, the last time on March 15, 1996, at the Grand Ole Opry. He suffered a stroke the next day and died later that year.

Bill Monroe

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Judge Tosses Suit Vs. Fox News

Ramseys

A federal judge has tossed out a lawsuit filed by the parents of JonBenet Ramsey against Fox News Channel, saying a network report unfavorable to the couple was not defamatory.

Judge Phillip Figa suggested that John and Patsy Ramsey seek vindication "in the court of public opinion."

In a ruling made public Friday, Figa said litigation in defamation cases could chill constitutionally protected free speech rights and because of that, the facts in such cases must be established with "convincing clarity."

He said the Ramseys failed to meet that standard. He said the case cannot be refiled.

Ramseys

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Frank Olson Legacy Project

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


A Chinese artist makes final touches to a snow sculpture during a competition in a park during the annual ice and snow festival in Harbin, capital of Heilongjiang province January 7, 2005.The ice festival is one of the most famous tourist attractions in the region and attracts thousands of visitors.
Photo by Reinhard Krause
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Perfectly Cromulent Generator of Random Words

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dropped By Syndicator

Armstrong Williams

Armstrong Williams, one of the nation's leading black conservative voices, has acknowledged that a company he runs was paid $240,000 by the Education Department, and he called criticism of his relationship with the department "legitimate."

Tribune Media Services said it told Williams on Friday that it was halting distribution of his weekly newspaper column.

The National Association of Black Journalists expressed disappointment in Williams, who is not a member of the group.

"I thought we in the media were supposed to be watchdogs, not lapdogs," said NABJ Vice President-Print Bryan Monroe, assistant vice president-news at Knight Ridder. "I thought we had an administration headed by a president who took an oath to uphold the First Amendment, not try to rent it."

Armstrong Williams

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ObjectGraph Dictionary

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Cuban Javier Castro shows a portrait of himself which has been digitally altered by adding an image of Cuban national hero Jose Marti, during the 'Report of Illusions' art exhibition in an abandoned lot in Havana, January 7, 2005. Cuban artists Luis o Miguel invited the people of a neighborhood in Havana to pose for their perfect portraits, offering them to intervene the portraits by including whatever object, landscape or person they would like to see next to them in the photograph.
Photo by Claudia Daut
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Answers

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Swift Rise of Society

Hawaii

The transformation of ancient Hawaii from a loose collection of chiefdoms into the beginnings of a formal society may have happened in as little as 30 years, according to new evidence from 400-year-old temples.

Researchers employed an unusual technique to test the age of eight temples on the islands of Maui and Molokai and found that all were apparently built from about 1565 to 1638.

Anthropologists had previously believed the temples - which served as religious and economic centers - were built over a period of 250 years.

Hawaii

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

FindSounds

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


A view of the Golden Gate bridge is obstructed by fog and rain as a windsurfer passes by at Fort Point Beach in San Francisco, Friday, Jan. 7, 2005.
Photo by Marcio Jose Sanchez
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Amateur Movie Portal

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Extra-Terrestrial and UFO Contacts

India

New Delhi is in the middle of a big secret internal debate. On one side the largest democracy of the world is eager to explain to its citizens and to the world about the ongoing contacts with the UFOs and extra-terrestrials. On the other hand there are invisible untold international protocols that prohibit doing anything that may cause worldwide fear and panic.

It is well accepted between the UFO and extra-terrestrial experts that all the five nuclear powers are in contact with the beings from other stars for quite some time. Recently India has seen enormous news on UFO contacts and secret UFO bases in Himalayas near the Chinese bases. In Ladak, for example the locals clearly point out the everyday phenomenon of large triangular spacecrafts coming out below the ground and Indian security forces protecting them.

According to sources close to the Government, the UFO contacts is known by quite a few politicians in the opposition and of course by those who are in power.

For the rest, India

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Little Fluffy Industries: Free Online Games Daily

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


A greater flamingo (Phoenicopterus ruber ruber) is mirrored as he takes a bath in the zoo in Dresden, eastern Germany, Friday, Jan 7, 2005.
Photo by Matthias Rietschel
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Subscribe to BartCop!



Click Here!


Click Here!



PersephonePlus

Custom Kaleidoscopes by Ed the "BearMan"

Media Matters

Take Back The Media!

Blah 3

The Slab

What Really Happened

The Iraq Page

Today In Iraq

I'm Not Sorry

Freeway Blogger

Unpopular Ideas

2 Dudes

The Sideshow - by Avedon Carol

skippy the bush kangaroo

TrimmedBush

Nick's Blog

Tim Beasley's Celebrity Stars

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Who served?

The Chickenhawk Database

Congressional Members with Military Service

Who Died and Made You President? :: The Bean Magazine

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

100 Most Banned Books

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Click Here!


Click Here!

Click Here!

Click Here!

Avery Ant and his One Minute Rant - Click Here!

Saint Clinton

Click Here!

Click Here!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Welcome !


You have reached the Home page of BartCop Entertainment.
Make yourself home, take your shoes off...
Go ahead, scratch it if it itches.

The idea is to have fun.

Do you have something to say?
Anything that increased your blood pressure, or, even better, amused or entertained?

Do you have a great album no one's heard?
How about a favorite TV show, movie, book, play, cartoon, or legal amusement?
A popular artist that just plain pisses you off?
A box set the whole world should own?
Vile, filthy rumors about Republican musicians?
Just plain vile, filthy rumors?
This is your place.

(In other words, submissions are welcome.)


Send mail to Marty
( SuprmChaos@yahoo.com )

Or this Marty
( SuprmChaos@aol.com )

Or this Marty
( SuprmChaos@hotmail.com )

Or this Marty
( marty@suprmchaos.com )


Thank you

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Previous Issue

BartCop Entertainment Archive ~ Year 4

BartCop Entertainment Archive ~ Years 2 & 3

BartCop Entertainment Archive ~ Year 1

Home

Links

Return to BartCop




"Management reserves the right to edit, yada yada."


''You send it to me, it's mine.''







Legal Stuff


































Established 26 July, 2001















































Heh heh heh










©  2005  suprmchaos.com