BartCop Entertainment Archives - Saturday, 11 December, 2004

Saturday

11 December, 2004

big hammer - bigger hammer

(Updated Daily)

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'Best of TBH Politoons'

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Thanks, again, Tim!

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Larry King Interview with Jon Stewart - CNN (Aired December 8, 2004) - Transcript

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Reader Recommendations

from Bruce

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This Saturday in Orlando, at a meeting of state party chairs, a parade of potential candidates are going to be making the case for why they should be the next chair of the Democratic National Committee. I don't have a candidate. But I do have a litmus test: Anyone raising the idea that the party needs to "move to the middle" should immediately be escorted out of the building. Better yet, a trap door should open beneath them, sending them plummeting down an endless chute into electoral purgatory -- which is exactly where the party will be permanently headquartered if it continues to adopt such a strategy.

The next DNC chair: why you should care #1

and

The next DNC chair: why you should care #2




The P.U.-litzer Prizes were established a dozen years ago to provide special recognition for truly smelly media performances. As usual, I've conferred with Jeff Cohen, founder of the media watch group FAIR, to sift through the large volume of entries. And now, the 13th Annual P.U.-litzer Prizes, for the foulest media performances of 2004:

The P.U.-litzer Prizes For 2004




If moral outrage was still alive and well and people still expected that the military had some ethical standards, then Sgt. Frank Ford's story would be all over the news. Sgt. Ford, a veteran with 30 years military service, witnessed five incidents of torture and abuse of Iraqi detainees and requested an investigation. Instead, he was strapped to a gurney and loaded on a military plane and taken out of the country. The army told him he was suffering combat stress, even though a psychiatric examination showed he was "perfectly normal."

Whitewashing torture




Since it's the season when we ideologically associate the act of purchasing copyrighted items with the experience of love and community, I thought I'd say a few words about how capitalism will be f**king you this year.

Teach Greed




Damn, I just love pornography. As a woman and an upstanding American, I'm supposed to recoil with horror from pornographic images and situations; I'm supposed to think that the people involved are being exploited and that it's a degrading, icky business. Honestly, I'm far more sensitive to the idea that workers at Wal-Mart and Burger King are being exploited than I am to the idea that people in the porn industry are. When I check out porn Web sites - which I do on an almost daily basis - I'm supposed to be ashamed. But I'm not.

Your Brain on Porn




Brain Candy is: insults, riddles, jokes, humor, wordplay, and mind games

Brain Candy

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RAINING MAPLE TREES

OVER UNSUSPECTING STONES

A RIVER OF LEAVES


Zen Man
(in the Mountains)

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Paul Berenson

Another Side of the News

Ahhnuld's attacking nurses now. "They are Special Interests..." Just trust me, Chevron, the drug companies, etc. We're the good guys, and, by the way, I'm not going to release my tax returns. His predessors did, and he did when he was a candidate. What's he hiding? This may be the most corrupt Administration in memory, and they FLAUNT it!!

The first report is out on the new video game "JFK Reloaded." Now you, too, can sit in the 6th floor window of the Texas Schoolbook Depository and miss JFK every time. The angle was much better from the Grassy Knoll and the DalTex building.

Shaikh Abd Allah al-Janabi is calling for Muslims across the world to continue the Jihad until we leave Iraq, which Rumsfeld now says will be four years. Where will the troops come from?

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Reader Comment

Re: 'Left Behind'

'Left Behind' and the consequences of bad theology

You may never have heard of dispensationalism, but it captivates millions of Americans today, and there is no denying that it influences the thinking of those in high office. (It's a safe bet that most dispensationalists voted for George W. Bush.)

Dispensationalism is the theology presented in the "Left Behind" series of books that have been recent best-sellers. It is a system of theology that purports to order God's overall timetable for world events. Understanding why this "gospel" is bad news for America is one step toward restoring this country's sanity.

Dispensationalism is a relatively new theology, existing in one form or another since the 19th century. But it never really caught on until it was popularized by today's televangelists and sensationalistic writers.

For the rest: 'Left Behind' and the consequences of bad theology


Roma says:
If George Bush believes in the Rapture, when he's carried away to Heaven, who'll be in charge? Dick Cheney? If so, why doesn't Dick go with George to Heaven? In fact, won't the entire Administration go to Heaven with George? And if not, does George know that there are people in his Administration that are not acceptable to God?


Thanks, Roma!

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NOT FOR WEAK STOMACHES

MAJOR GORE ALERT

New England Journal of Medicine -- Caring for the Wounded in Iraq -- A Photo Essay

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Reader Comment

Re: Ballad Of Jed Clampett

Hey Marty,
Lose this EMBED beverly_hillbillies.mp3 or at least don't hide it so I can turn the damn thing off. I listen to good music while I'm on the Internet so don't just tell me to turn off my sound. The song really sucks you know.

Peace --Joe
"Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like."
  - Will Rogers -
manisteedems


Sorry 'bout that, Joe.
I don't embed music often (that was the 3rd time) - it was in tribute to the obit for Jerry Scoggins.

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Purple Gene Reviews

Karl Rove on Barbara Walters' ABC Special

Purple Genes' review of Karl Rove on Barbara Walters ABC Special "The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2004 - aired on Dec 8th:

I am not just a disgruntled, dusgusted and dis-heartened democrat! I am also a detached, disciplined and devoted reviewer! That is why, when I accidently danced over to ABCs' Barbara Walters' "10 Most Fascinatinating People of 2004", I thought it might be another "Reality" Show! Like - "The Swan" and "Lost" or "Extreme Fuck Over"!!!!!

So Babs started off innocently enough with # 10 - Mad Mel Gibson and the "Passion" of $500 million at the box office. # 9 was Larry and Sergey - the "Google" Billionaire Berkeley search engine guys! # 8 was "I wanna thank the lord Jesus Christ" Curt Schilling pitcher for the Red Sox. # 7 was the recently "shaved, shorn and suited" on the Jay Leno show "oscar curmudgeon - Michael Moore! # 6 was the "TLCs' Chili Thomas humpin' " Usher (Thank you Jesus Too)! # 5 was the "Perfume and Porn" Heiress "Paris" Hilton - "Thats Hot" ! # 4 was "New Car Dealer and fad Dieter" Oh Oh Oprah ! # 3 was "You're Fuckin' Fired Dude!" the "Donald" (hair-hat) Trump ! # 2 Ken "Jeopardy Jerk" Jennings ! And I waited for fifty fucking minutes for this.....# 1 was the "Turd Blossom" himself Karl "the Cocksucker" Rove.......

I call this ugly, bubble gum faced, tenacious twit "The Wizard of Dubya"!!!!! George Bush calls him a Texas "Turd Blossom" (not Bad) and some call him the "Architect" - (they should beg forgiveness from all the legitimate building designers in the world) !

If you love George W Bush, then you must ADORE Karl Rove. He has been called the "Bobby Fischer of Politics" for his chess board like strategizing. I think he is one of the most Orwellian, Machiavelian and malevolent forces in our world. Barbara Walters thinks he's "Fascinating" ! I think he is "Frightening" there is nothing CUTE about this bespeckled bastard. He is the most powerful man in the world.....Hiding behind the "Wall of Bush" like Frank Morgan as the "Wizard of Oz" !!!!!!!

Anyway...I must remain "objective"....Fuck you Karl....Fuck you Barbara.......

Purple Gene Shits upon Karl Roves' head (how's that for a review!!!)

Purple Gene

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

FIGHT THE CLASS WARFARE

PROUD LIBERAL BITCH

WHORES

THE TENNESSEE WALTZ

I'LL HAVE A BLUE CHRISTMAS WITHOUT YOU

THE ABYSS STARES BACK

FULL COURT PRESS

YESSA MASSA

RUMMY IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH

CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN CREEP SHOW CONTINUES

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny & warmer.



Tonight, Saturday:

CBS opens the night by rolling out 'Robbie The Reindeer In Hooves Of Fire', followed by 'Robbie The Reindeer In Legend Of The Lost Tribe', then a RERUN 'Without A Trace', followed by '48 Hours'.

NBC starts the night with the movie 'The Last Ride', followed by a RERUN 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent'.
'SNL' is FRESH with Collin Farrell hosting & the Scissor Sisters providing music.

ABC begins the night with the FRESH made-for-TV-movie 'Naughty Or Nice', followd by a RERUN 'Wife Swap'.

The WB here offers NBA Basketball with the Lakers visiting the Clippers.

Faux has the traditional 'Cops', 'Cops', and 'America's Most Wanted'.
'MAD TV' is FRESH with Ryan Reynolds.

UPN fills the night with the movie 'The Preacher's Wife'.

A&E has 'City Confidential', 'Cold Case Files', and another 'City Confidential'.

AMC offers the movie 'The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly', followed by the movie 'Joe Kidd', then the movie 'For A Few Dollars More'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'Just For Laughs' - Episode 4;
 [2:30pm]    'Father Ted' - Escape From Victory;
 [3pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 15;
 [3:30pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 16;
 [4pm]    'Faking It' - Painter Turned Conceptual Artist;
 [5pm]    'Changing Rooms' - Edinburgh;
 [5:30pm]    'What Not to Wear' - Alice;
 [6pm]    'Monarch of the Glen' - Episode 1;
 [7pm]    'At Home With the Braithwaites' - Episode 5;
 [8pm]    'House Invaders' - Episode 13;
 [8:30pm]    'House Invaders' - Episode 12;
 [9pm]    'Rebus' - Dead Souls;
 [11pm]    'Trailer Park Boys' - Episode 2;
 [11:30pm]    'Peep Show' - Episode 1;
 [12am]    'House Invaders' - Episode 13;
 [12:30am]    'House Invaders' - Episode 12;
 [1am]    'Rebus' - Dead Souls;
 [3am]    'Trailer Park Boys' - Episode 2;
 [3:30am]    'Peep Show' - Episode 1;
 [4am]    'Rebus' - Dead Souls;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo has 'Project Runway', followed by the movie 'The Birdcage', then the movie 'The Birdcage', again.

Comedy Central has 'MAD TV', 'Comedy Central Presents' (Greg Giraldo), another 'Comedy Central Presents', 'Ron White: They Call Me Tater Salad', and 'Drawn Together'.

History has 'Boys' Toys', 'Ben Franklin', and 'Weird U.S.'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    'IFC Short Film Collection I' (2003);
 [8AM]    'Blind Swordsman #2: Return Of Masseur Ichi' (1962);
 [9:15AM]    'At The Angelika #91' (2004);
 [9:45AM]    'My Life So Far' (1999);
 [11:30AM]    'Sunshine State' (2002);
 [2PM]    'Blind Swordsman #2: Return Of Masseur Ichi' (1962);
 [3:15PM]    'My Life So Far' (1999);
 [5PM]    'Sunshine State' (2002);
 [7:30PM]    'Dinner For Five Presents Jon Favreau And Martin Scorsese #37' (2004);
 [8PM]    'The Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert' (1994);
 [10PM]    'IFC 10th Year Anniversary Special' (2004);
 [10:30PM]    'Before Night Falls' (2000);
 [1AM]    'IFC 10th Year Anniversary Special' (2004);
 [1:30AM]    'The Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert' (1994);
 [3:15AM]    'In The Company of Men' (1997);
 [5AM]    'IFC Short Film Showcase'    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has the movie 'Jurassic Park', followed by the movie 'Mission: Impossible'.

Sundance  -   
 [6:20AM]    'Anatomy of a Scene: Buffalo Soldiers' (Original Production);
 [6:45AM]    'Mother To Child' (Documentary);
 [7:30AM]    'The Hired Hand' (Feature);
 [9:05AM]    'Grass' (Documentary);
 [10:30AM]    'The First Amendment Project: Fox vs. Franken' (Original Production);
 [11AM]    'The First Amendment Project: Poetic License' (Original Production);
 [11:30AM]    'Alchemy' (Feature);
 [1:05PM]    'Anatomy of a Scene: Buffalo Soldiers' (Original Production);
 [1:30PM]    'The Target Shoots First' (Documentary);
 [2:45PM]    'Home Road Movies' (Short);
 [3PM]    'Borstal Boy' (Feature);
 [4:35PM]    'Grass' (Documentary);
 [6PM]    'The Hired Hand' (Feature);
 [7:30PM]    'The Game of Their Lives' (Documentary);
 [9PM]    'The Man on the Train' (Feature);
 [10:30PM]    'La Jetee' (Short);
 [11PM]    'The Other Side of the Bed' (World Cinema);
 [12:50AM]    'Late Marriage' (World Cinema);
 [2:30AM]    'johns' (Feature);
 [4:05AM]    'The Cucumber Incident' (Documentary);
 [5:15AM]    'Alchemy' (Feature)    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM:
 [6am]    'Body And Soul' (1947);
 [8am]    'Touch Of Evil' (1958);
 [10am]    'Day Of The Evil Gun' (1968);
 [12pm]    'From The Earth To The Moon' (1958);
 [2pm]    'Arsenic And Old Lace' (1944);
 [4:15pm]    'The Road to Utopia' (1946);
 [6pm]    'A Christmas Story' (1983);
 [8pm]    'Citizen Kane' (1941);
 [10:15pm]    'The Carpetbaggers' (1964);
 [1am]    'The Idolmaker' (1980);
 [3am]    'Rope!' (1948);
 [4:30am]    'Side Street' (1949)    (ALL TIMES EST)


Sunday  -  12/12

TCM:
 [6am]    'The Old Maid' (1939);
 [8am]    'Suspicion' (1941);
 [10am]    'Meet Me In St. Louis' (1944);
 [12pm]    'The Bishop's Wife' (1947);
 [2pm]    'Monkey Business' (1952);
 [4pm]    'Magnificent Obsession' (1954);
 [6pm]    'Citizen Kane' (1941);
 [8:15pm]    'Apache' (1954);
 [10pm]    'Telefon' (1977);
 [12am]    'The General' (1927) SILENT ;
 [1:30am]    'The Freshman' (1925) SILENT ;
 [2:45am]    'City Lights' (1931) SILENT ;
 [4:15am]    'Charlie: The Life and Art of Charles Chaplin' (2003)    (ALL TIMES EST)



Any opinions?

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Actors Bud Cort and Carol Kane pose for pictures at the premiere of 'The Life Aquatic' in New York City on December 9, 2004. The movie will be released nationwide on December 25, 2004.
Photo by Seth Wenig
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Moose & Squirrel - The Blog

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Cthulhumas Carols

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Campaigns for People's Choice Award

Michael Moore

Filmmaker Michael Moore is back on the campaign trail trolling for votes - this time, for the People's Choice Awards.

His documentary "Fahrenheit 9/11" - an unlikely summer blockbuster - was one of the films selected in the "favorite movie" category of the annual populist prize ceremony. On Thursday he posted a letter on his Web site to mobilize fans to cast their ballots for the film.

"Now, normally I wouldn't make a very big deal out of something like this," Moore wrote. He said he was inspired to make his appeal after a group of leading Republicans took out ads in USA Today and Daily Variety that he said included "a not-so-subtle threat to the Academy Awards voters that, in essence, said don't even THINK about nominating 'Fahrenheit 9/11' for Best Picture."

Michael Moore

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FOXBlocker - Keep The Radical Right Out Your Home By Filtering Out FOX News

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Estate Seeking Holiday

Bob Marley

Bob Marley has received countless musical accolades, inspired millions with his message of "one love" and is even hailed as a prophet by some.

Now, members of his estate are lobbying the government to proclaim the late reggae singer a national hero, Jamaica's highest honor.

"Anywhere you go in the world the first thing people think of when they hear Jamaica is Bob Marley," said Jacqueline Knight-Campbell, who is organizing the campaign for the Bob Marley Foundation. "He has inspired so many people with his songs so it's time for us to step up and take Bob's recognition to a higher level."

The foundation is also seeking to have his birthday - Feb. 6 - declared a national holiday. The group is planning special celebrations, including a concert and a block party in the capital of Kingston, to mark his 60th birthday next year.

Bob Marley

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what to do if stopped by the police

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In this photo supplied by CNN, CNN's Larry King interviews former President Jimmy Carter during a live broadcast of 'Larry King Live' in New Yorkon Thursday, December 9, 2004.
Photo by Lorenzo Bevilaqua
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What's that song? (William Shatner edition)

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2004 Deadliest Year In Decade

Reporters

This year has been the deadliest for journalists in a decade, due largely to the violence in Iraq and to slayings in the Philippines, a leading media group said in a report released on Friday.

Research showed that 54 journalists were killed in the line of work in 2004 so far, said the Committee to Protect Journalists.

That figure was the highest since 1995, when 51 journalists were killed, in part due to a civil war in Algeria, the group said.

This year, Iraq has been most dangerous for journalists, with 23 killed, the group said. Eight journalists were killed in the Philippines, all of them targeted for their work.

Reporters

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Maim That Tune - Detune your head

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Co-Hosting With Regis

Alicia Keys

Alicia Keys will join Regis Philbin as guest host Dec. 22 on Live With Regis and Kelly while the daytime talk show's co-host, Kelly Ripa, is on vacation.

On Tuesday, Keys was nominated for eight Grammy Awards, including album of the year for The Diary of Alicia Keys. Her 2001 debut album, Songs in A Minor, won the R&B singer five Grammys.

Alicia Keys

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American Mavericks: Listening Room

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Radio Show In New Year

Jerry Springer

Trash TV king Jerry Springer will begin hosting a three-hour weekday radio talk show in January.

Springer, a former Cincinnati mayor and Democrat who may be interested in running for statewide office in Ohio, will start the show on Cincinnati's WSAI when the Clear Channel station switches from oldies music to liberal talk.

Darryl Parks, operations director for Clear Channel's four AM radio stations in Cincinnati, said the station had been negotiating with Springer for months. The one-year radio commitment will not affect Springer's daytime TV show taped in Chicago, he said.

Jerry Springer

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Co-Host Nobel Concert

Tom Cruise & Oprah Winfrey

Tom Cruise and Oprah Winfrey will continue the tradition of bringing a superstar shine to dark December nights in Norway when the pair hosts the annual Nobel Peace Prize Concert.

The Saturday concert, held to honor Kenyan environmentalist Wangari Maathai, will also feature musical artists such as Joss Stone, Andrea Bocelli, Diana Krall, Cyndi Lauper and Patti LaBelle.

The Nobel concert, which will be carried live in more than 100 countries, will be broadcast in the United States Dec. 23 on E! Entertainment Television.

Tom Cruise and Oprah Winfrey

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Harry Smith Archives

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Actor Bill Cosby has plenty of helpers as he tries to get up after reading to the students at the Charles Elementary School in San Francisco, Thursday Dec. 9, 2004. Months after criticizing the African American community for failing to keep children in school and out of jail, the actor and comedian visited the Bayview-Hunter's Point area school, one of the San Francisco school district's new 'Dream Schools,' after San Francisco schools Superintendent Arlene Ackerman wrote him a letter over the summer,asking him to visit the new schools where children wear uniforms, do homework nightly and are taught about college in kindergarten. This particular school taught kids pre-kindgergarten through 3rd grade.
Photo by Michael Maloney
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San Francisco in Ruins

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Protester Hunkered Down In London

Brian Haw

Brian Haw lives in one of the most exclusive neighbourhoods in London, albeit in a makeshift tent, with a statue of Winston Churchill as his neighbour and one cause in mind.

For three and a half years, Haw has been camped out in Parliament Square, across from the Palace of Westminster, with Big Ben as his alarm clock, protesting what he calls the "genocide" in Iraq.

On Friday the 55-year-old began his 1,289th day of protest surrounded by a never-ending flow of traffic, literally in shouting distance of the House of Lords and the House of Commons on the other side of the street.

He passionately feels that protesting the Iraq war -- launched by the "idiot" US resident George W. Bush and backed by the "sinister" Prime Minister Tony Blair -- is a cause worth hunkering down for.

For more, Brian Haw

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Acronym Guide: The Internet's directory of acronyms by topic

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House For Sale

Giuseppe Verdi

Calling all opera lovers with a few spare millions: the house where Giuseppe Verdi wrote Rigoletto is up for sale.

The asking price for the house in Busseto, near Parma, is about five million euros ($8 million Cdn), Sabadini Orlandi said. Whoever buys it will probably have to spend another 2.5 million euros ($4 million) to renovate it.

Verdi, who bought the house in 1848 and sold it in 1888, composed renowned masterpieces there, including Luisa Miller and Rigoletto. For years, the two-storey building hosted a museum with Verdi memorabilia. There are frescoes in the dining room, and the house is crowned by a cupola.

Giuseppe Verdi

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pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Ordered to Pay Over Hearing Loss

German Promoter

A German concert promoter has been ordered to pay $5,300 for "pain and suffering" to a woman who alleges that her hearing was damaged during a Bon Jovi concert four years ago.

The firm, Marek Lieberberg Konzertagentur (MLK), must also cover the costs of the 38-year-old woman's medical treatment and loss of income, a regional court in Nuremberg ordered Tuesday.

The court upheld the plaintiff's claims that MLK did not take sufficient precautions to limit the volume of the open-air concert, which took place in Nuremberg in September 2000. The plaintiff stood about 3-5 meters from a speaker, and now claims to suffer from tinnitus, a form of permanent hearing damage.

German Promoter

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encyclopedia of spices

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Crystal chandeliers light up Rodeo Drive and upscale boutiques in Beverly Hills for the holidays December 9, 2004. French luxury crystal manufacturer Baccarat has created the never-before-seen chandelier display to help the United Nations Children's Fund (UNICEF). The chandelier display features 20 dazzling Baccarat crystal chandeliers, with a total estimated value of more than $1 million, which will be sold after the holiday season to benefit UNICEF.
Photo by Fred Prouser
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Guide to Building an Amateur Radio Station

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Eligible For Golden Globe

Mel's 'Passion'

Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ," filmed in Latin and Aramaic, is among the 49 films deemed eligible for a foreign-language Golden Globe.

The Globes, which unlike the Academy Awards allow multiple films to represent individual countries, also qualified a number of other films that did not make the Academy's qualifying foreign-language list. The Globe qualifiers include Spain's "Bad Education," Brazil's "The Motorcycle Diaries," France's "A Very Long Engagement" and the United States' "Maria Full of Grace."

Nominees will be announced Monday at 5:30 a.m. PST by the Hollywood Foreign Press Assn., which organizes the annual bash. Winners will be announced on Jan. 16.

Mel's 'Passion'

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Swizzle Sticks

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Watched Worldwide

Sex Change Operation

Thai surgeons have performed the world's first sex change operation to be filmed with more than 30 specialist doctors from around the world watching closely on video monitors.

Surgeons from the Preecha Aesthetic Institute and BNH Hospital in Bangkok operated on a male patient nicknamed "Pae" on Friday while some of the world's leading "sex reassignment" doctors watched on wide-screen televisions.

Preecha, considered the godfather of Thailand's cosmetic surgery business after more than 25 years in the industry, said he performs sex change operations on between three and five patients a week.

About 80 per cent of his clients were foreign and largely from the United States, where sky-rocketing insurance and the threat of lawsuits have contributed to spiralling medical costs, he said.

Sex Change Operation

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2005 Lunar Wheel Calendar

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A handout image shows a 10th/11th-century limestone relief of St. Peter, found in a salvage yard and used as a pet gravestone, which goes to auction on December 10, 2004 for an estimated 40,000-60,000 pounds ($76,000-115,000). The relief, made from Oolitic limestone, is incredibly rare, as few reliefs of this period have survived.
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Unusual Museums of the Internet

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Opens Elevated Skating Rink

Eiffel Tower

Holiday on ice takes on new meaning when you're high above the rooftops of Paris doing figure eights inside the Eiffel Tower. During the 115 years of the Eiffel Tower's existence, it has added refreshment stands, trinket shops and fancy restaurants - but nothing quite matches the skating rink in the sky that opened to the public Friday.

On an observation deck 188 feet above ground, the ice rink adds a new dimension to the breathtaking views from the French capital's best-known landmark.

Lodged between two of the tower's immense latticed steel legs, the rectangular rink is a little larger than a tennis court. It holds 80 skaters at once - half the capacity of New York City's Rockefeller Center rink.

Eiffel Tower

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The Visual Language of Number

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Ice-Age Find in German Cave

Ivory Flute

A 35,000-year-old flute made from a woolly mammoth's ivory tusk has been unearthed in a German cave by archaeologists, the University of Tübingen said on Friday.

The flute, one of the oldest musical instruments discovered, was pieced together from 31 fragments found in a cave in the Swabian mountains in southwestern Germany, the university said.

The university said it planned to put the instrument on display in a museum in Stuttgart.

Ivory Flute

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Kidney stone pictures

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Young pilgrims touch a protrait of the Virgin of Guadalupe at the Basilica of Guadalupe Friday, Dec. 10, 2004, in Mexico City. Thousands of people from all over the country have begun arriving at the basilica in preparation for Sunday Dec. 12, in which Mexicans commemorate the Day of the Virgin of Guadalupe.
Photo by Marco Ugarte
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Eric Conspiracy Secret Laboratories

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Faux Or MSGOP?

Colin Powell

Outgoing US Secretary of State Colin Powell hinted that he may become a commentator on political and foreign affairs after he leaves his post next month.

Powell, who has been close-mouthed about his future plans after announcing his resignation as the top US diplomat last month, said he expected to be "speaking out on the issues of the day" when he returns to private life.

Colin Powell

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Alien Loves Predator

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Marines Hunt Down Fallujah's 'Strays'

Dogs & Cats

US troops fire off another volley of shots amid the trashed houses of Fallujah, hunting down new adversaries carrying a potentially deadly weapon that threatens to plague reconstruction efforts.

But this time the marines are not chasing down the insurgents who they defeated in a devastating assault on the city last month. Their quarry is stray animals grown fat on the flesh from corpses and who could harbor rabies.

Rock-n-roll played loudly from one of the vehicle's radios as marines just outside the base walls fired off several more shots at flashes of fur among the piles of rubble.

But there was none of the bloodlust that many marines say they felt last month as they stormed the Sunni-Muslim enclave and wrested it away from insurgents during several days of vicious fighting.

"This is hard on these guys, especially killing the dogs. But these animals have been eating dead bodies. They can spread disease," said Lieutenant Aaron Brown, grimly reciting the toll for the day -- several cats and at least one dog.

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Coratina olives sit in a bin before being taken into the frantoio at Round Pound Olive Oil where they are pressed into oil in Rutherford, Calif., Nov. 30, 2004. Round Pond has been making olive oil for a decade and will produce about 2000 gallons from this year's harvest.
Photo by Eric Risberg
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