BartCop Entertainment Archives - Saturday, 12 August, 2006

Saturday

12 August, 2006

big hammer - bigger hammer

(Updated Daily)

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'Best of TBH Politoons'

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Thanks, again, Tim!

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A GIANT BUILDING

IS TOWERING OVER ME

OMINOUS ROBOT


zEN mAN
(imagining the absurd automoton appearing out of the cement factory next door in Oakland)

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

MICK FARREN: Gentleman Radical (lacitybeat.com)
As Americans forget their history, forfeit power to corporations, and endorse perpetual war, Gore Vidal continues a one-man campaign for a 'civilized' nation


Jimmy Breslin: In Case We Forgot, Americans Are Still Dying in Iraq (Newsday. Posted on AlterNet.org)
I made a call to the Defense Department: "How are our soldiers doing lately?" "We've had a bad month," the man responded. "How bad?" "Stay there and you'll see." There now came faxes detailing American soldiers who died in Iraq since July 1. There have been 50 who died from then to August 6.


Will Durst: A Scarlet Service Threat
It's my duty as a patriotic American to send up this warning flare to the Republican Congress. Their very lives are in peril. THIS IS NOT A TEST! They have unknowingly stumbled into a dangerous situation that threatens them to a degree of which they are blissfully unaware. The fact that none of them will heed my advice saddens me a little, but not as much as it makes me giggle.


Barbara Ehrenreich: 'Miami Vice': The Class Analysis (AlterNet.org)
The film's bleak vision of a world divided between shanty-towns and trailer parks at one end, and unimaginable luxury at the other, is not far off the mark.


Helaine Olen: The Trouble With Chick Lit (AlterNet.org)
All those pink books with purses and shoes on the cover are obscuring the publication of serious literature by women. At least, that what the author of a new anti-chick lit anthology says.


Jenny Colgan: View from a broad (guardian.co.uk)
Thankfully the Dixie Chicks aren't weak -- their new CD, Taking the Long Way, has sold millions of copies. Just not in the US.


Aaron Cutler: It all started with Great Movies... (rogerebert.suntimes.com)
It all started with the Great Movies for me; I was a fledgeling seventh-grader who had heard that "The Godfather" was worth seeing, and I looked for reviews to back this up. Needless to say there were plenty, but Roger Ebert's stuck with me, and I read others and others and saw that he was right about them all.


Live in Westerville, Ohio? Borrow Bruce's Books (Westerville Public Library)
Perform a search for "Funniest People." By the way, did you know that you can request that your public library buy a book that you would like to read? (Hint, hint.)

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Purple Gene Reviews

Fightin' Phil

Purple Gene's review of the private strategy fundraiser for Phil Angelides at "Kokkari" Greek restaurant in San Francisco on Thursday night August 10th:

What put Phil in a Fighting mood ??????

Could it be that a private fundraising dinner party for Phil Angelides put him in a fighting mood? Purple Gene was there and he knows !!!!!!



Last night I went, along with my beautiful wife Sharon, to a private dinner in San Francisco to talk about the last 100 days left in the California Gubernatorial Race. Phil is the California State Treasurer and he is the Democratic nominee with the task of unseating Arnold the "ASS" Schwarzenpecker…..an awesome task I should say…..The slime ad campaigns have already begun and it's going to get worse…

Mark Barrenechea


After some meet and greet and great Greek appetizers, 15 of us sat down to talk about the race…..CEO Mark Barrenechea kicked things off by reminding everyone that California is the 6th largest economy in the WORLD and Phil is the trusted treasurer…..

Then California State Assemblyman Mark Leno (he's the guy who told Bill O'Reilly to "shut up" live on FOX) stood up and told everyone a story about Phil's early days and what a good guy he is.

Gene Agress, the CEO for Berkeley Mills, relayed a story about meeting Phil when he had hitched a ride with Gene and then Governor Jerry Brown.

Then it was Purple Gene's turn to address the candidate…….

"Phil…..I think you're going to lose to Arnold……..unless you treat this race like a boxing match…and you're the challenger like Cassius Clay (Ali) was when he fought Sonny Liston for the heavyweight championship of the world…." Purp motions to Phil and says….."Phil….it's the 11th round and you've been hit hard…..but you've gotta keep working his body…he's got weak knees….put him on the defense…then go for the knockout punch." Then waving his fists wildly Purple Gene says…."I want you to kick his ass…that's why I'm here supporting you !"

Well Phil must have liked the pep talk because he used his new speechwriter, Purple Gene's analogy in San Francisco at a rally with Howard Dean and Gavin Newsom..(see article)…



We settled down to classic Greek salad, marinated chicken skewers, oven roasted asparagus with lemon, delicious lamb chops all with a wonderful 2004 "Failla" Syrah.

Purple Gene ended the night with an appeal to Phil's daughter Megan…"I know that you're Phil's "corner man"…and when he's feels like he's losing….he listens to you…now tell him to go out and win for California !"



Purple Gene give Phil Angelides 5 lefts to the groin and 5 rights the jaw of Arnold (that's 10 altogether) out of 10 for having a new energy and plan to kick Arnolds ASS.

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

THE REPUGS ARE TOTAL FUCKING ASSHOLES AND THEY SWALLOW THEIR OWN SHIT

LYING NAZI FUCKS NEED A LITTER BOX

ONE MORE NAZI FUCKING LIE EXPOSED

IF ONLY WHITE MALE LYING NAZI FUCKS GOT PREGNANT

LYING NAZI FUCKS DON'T KNOW WHAT DOUBLE-ENTENDRE MEANS

ONE MORE "MY PET GOAT" LYING NAZI FUCK MOMENT

THE LYING NAZI FUCK "DUDE LOOKS LIKE A REPUG"

A LYING NAZI FUCK GETS IT RIGHT

THE LYING NAZI FUCKS KEEP RAPING YOUR WALLET

THE LYING NAZI FUCK PRESIDENT HOPES YOU WILL DIE

PRESIDENT LYING NAZI FUCK ON CRACK!

DAVID BROOKS: OFFICIAL LYING NAZI FUCK!!

DEBUNKING THE LYING NAZI FUCKS

PRESIDENT LYING NAZI FUCK RAISES SECURITY ALERT ON HIS ANUS

BEWARE THE LYING NAZI FUCK REPUGS IN DONKEYCRAT CLOTHING

HEY! REPUG LYING NAZI FUCKS! FUCK YOU!

PRESIDENT LYING NAZI FUCK IS CLEARING BRUSH

THE LYING HONKY NAZI FUCKS GET DOWN

THANK YOU DOROTHY FOR FIGHTING THE LYING NAZI FUCKS

A REPUG LYING NAZI FUCK IS OFF HIS MEDICATION

PRESIDENT LYING NAZI FUCK HEARTS OSAMA

FROM CARL SCHMITT TO LYING NAZI FUCK PRESIDENT

LYING NAZI FUCK NUKE COMING TO A TOWN NEAR YOU

THE LYING NAZI FUCKS WILL KILL US ALL

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Still sunny, but cooler.


No new flags.



Tonight, Saturday:

CBS fills the night with LIVE 'NFL Preseason Football'.

NBC starts the night with a 2-hour 'Dateline', followed by a RERUN 'Crossing Jordan'.
'SNL' is a RERUN wit Peter Sarsgaard hosting, music by The Strokes.
The late, late 'SNL' is from 3 October, 1998, with Kelsey Grammar hosting, music by Sheryl Crow.

ABC opens the night with a RERUN 'ABC's 50th Anniversary Blooper Celebration', followed by the movie 'Coyote Ugly'.

The WB offers an old 'Friends', followed by an old 'Raymond', then panders with 'Cheaters'.

Faux has the traditional 'cops', 'Cops', and 'America's Most Wanted'.

UPN has an old 'Alias', followed by an old 'Fear Factor'.

A&E has 'City Confidential', 'Cold Case Files', followed by a FRESH 'Cold Case Files', and 'American Justice'.

AMC offers the movie 'Poltergeist III', followed by the movie 'Halloween: Resurrection', then the movie 'A Nightmare On Elm Street'.

BBC  -   
 [2:00 pm]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 4;
 [3:00 pm]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 5;
 [4:00 pm]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 1;
 [5:00 pm]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 2;
 [6:00 pm]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 3;
 [7:00 pm]    Sharpe's Revenge - Ep 1 Revenge;
 [9:00 pm]    Tough Love - Episode 1;
 [10:30 pm]    Tough Love;
 [11:00 pm]    Tough Love;
 [12:00 am]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 6;
 [1:00 am]    Sharpe's Revenge - Ep 1 Revenge;
 [3:00 am]    Kumars At No. 42 - Robson Green;
 [3:40 am]    Kumars At No. 42 - Graham Norton;
 [4:20 am]    Kumars At No. 42 - Charlie Dimmock;
 [5:00 am]    Just For Laughs - Episode 4;
 [5:30 am]    Just For Laughs - Episode 3;
 [6:00 am]    BBC World News.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Project Runway', followed by the movie 'Bridget Jones's Dary', then the movie 'Bridget Jones's Diary', again.

Comedy Central has 'Larry The Cable Guy: Git-R-Done', 'Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again', and 'Blue Collar Comedy Tour'.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Band Of Brothers' (part 9 of 10), another 'Band Of Brothers' (part 10 of 10), and 'Decoding The Past'.

IFC  -   
 [06:10 AM]    You See Me Laughin';
 [07:30 AM]    At The IFC Center #16;
 [08:00 AM]    Samurai Saga;
 [10:00 AM]    Three Tales;
 [11:15 AM]    Below;
 [01:05 PM]    In the Mood for Love;
 [02:45 PM]    Samurai Saga;
 [04:45 PM]    Three Tales;
 [05:55 PM]    Greg the Bunny: Martian Serum 7 From Mars;
 [06:15 PM]    Below;
 [08:05 PM]    Bend It Like Beckham;
 [10:00 PM]    The Henry Rollins Show #20;
 [10:30 PM]    Samurai 7 Episode #20: The Execution;
 [11:00 PM]    Y Tu Mama Tambien;
 [12:50 AM]    Greg the Bunny: Martian Serum 7 From Mars;
 [01:05 AM]    The Henry Rollins Show #20;
 [01:35 AM]    Samurai 7 Episode #20: The Execution;
 [02:05 AM]    Y Tu Mama Tambien;
 [04:00 AM]    Gummo;
 [05:30 AM]    At The IFC Center #16.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has the movie 'The Fallen Ones', followed by the movie 'Savage Planet'.

Sundance  -   
 [07:05 AM]    James' Journey to Jerusalem;
 [08:45 AM]    The Glass Menagerie;
 [11:00 AM]    14 Million Dreams;
 [12:00 PM]    Janis;
 [01:45 PM]    My Life So Far;
 [03:30 PM]    Powder;
 [05:30 PM]    James' Journey to Jerusalem;
 [07:00 PM]    Janis;
 [08:45 PM]    When the Day Breaks;
 [09:00 PM]    Monkey Dust: Season 2: Episode 1;
 [09:30 PM]    Bed Scenes;
 [10:00 PM]    Following;
 [11:15 PM]    In Short: Pride 1;
 [12:00 AM]    City of Men - Season 2: Episode 5: Hot Spot;
 [12:45 AM]    A Summer Dress;
 [01:00 AM]    Monkey Dust: Season 2: Episode 1;
 [01:30 AM]    Heathers;
 [03:15 AM]    Who Killed Bambi?;
 [05:20 AM]    Powder.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM spends 24-hours with Rock Hudson.
 [6:00 AM]    Fighter Squadron (1948);
 [7:45 AM]    Bright Victory (1951);
 [9:30 AM]    Darling Lili (1970);
 [12:00 PM]    Man's Favorite Sport? (1964)     [View Trailer];
 [2:15 PM]    Come September (1961);
 [4:15 PM]    Winchester '73 (1950);
 [6:00 PM]    The Last Sunset (1961);
 [8:00 PM]    Written On The Wind (1956)     [View Trailer];
 [10:00 PM]    A Gathering Of Eagles (1963);
 [12:00 AM]    Hornet's Nest (1970);
 [2:00 AM]    The Tarnished Angels (1957);
 [4:00 AM]    Pretty Maids All In A Row (1971).
    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Sunday  -  08/13

TCM spends 24-hours with Walter Matthau.
 [6:00 AM]    Slaughter on Tenth Avenue (1957);
 [8:00 AM]    Voice in the Mirror (1958);
 [10:00 AM]    Fail Safe (1964)     [View Trailer];
 [12:00 PM]    Onionhead (1958);
 [2:00 PM]    Charley Varrick (1973);
 [4:00 PM]    The Bad News Bears (1976);
 [6:00 PM]    Plaza Suite (1971);
 [8:00 PM]    The Odd Couple (1968);
 [10:00 PM]    Grumpy Old Men (1993)     [View Trailer];
 [12:00 AM]    Private Screenings: Lemmon/Matthau (1998);
 [1:00 AM]    Ride a Crooked Trail (1958);
 [2:30 AM]    Gangster Story (1959);
 [4:00 AM]    The Sunshine Boys (1975)     [View Trailer].
    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Pink Floyd guitarist Dave Gilmour performs at St. Mark's Square, Venice, Italy, Friday Aug. 11, 2006. Pink Floyd caused chaos when they performed on a floating stage near St. Mark's Square in 1989, drawing an audience of some 200,000 fans.
Photo by Luigi Costantini
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Star Trek Inspirational Posters

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Concert For Mideast Peace

Daniel Barenboim

Argentine-born pianist and conductor Daniel Barenboim gave a concert for peace dubbed "Music against Violence" in Madrid's Plaza Mayor to show solidarity with the victims of the Middle East conflict.

Barenboim and his West-Eastern-Divan orchestra of Arab and Israeli musicians, which he founded in 1999 with late Palestinian author Edward Said, performed Beethoven's Ninth Symphony in front of a crowd of 6 to 7,000 people.

The orchestra comprises about 100 young musicians from countries in the Middle East, including 42 Israelis and 26 Arabs, some of whom hail from Lebanon and Syria.

The Israeli offensive against Shiite Hezbollah militants in southern Lebanon prevented a dozen of the orchestra's members from attending the concert, the Europa Press news agency reported.

Daniel Barenboim

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Stuntman and actor Robert Fuller, right, jokes with actor Ty Hardin at a gathering of cowboy actors and personalities Friday, Aug. 11, 2006, at the Clinton Presidential Library in Little Rock, Ark. Fuller appeared in televisions Laramie and Wagon Train while Hardin was in the television shows Cheyenne, Bronco as well as numerous movies.
Photo by Danny Johnston
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Ask a Librarian (Library of Congress)

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Signs Book Deal

Shoshana Johnson

Former Iraq prisoner of war Shoshana Johnson has signed a deal to write a book about her life and 22 days of captivity after she and five other members of her Fort Bliss unit were captured early in the war.

Johnson was captured along with then-Pfc. Jessica Lynch and three other soldiers in the March 23, 2003, ambush that killed nine members of her unit. She suffered injuries to her feet in the attack and has since left the Army with a medical discharge.

A spokeswoman for Dafina Books said Johnson's tale, written with Paul T. Brown, is scheduled for release next May.

Shoshana Johnson

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BookMooch: free book trade and exchange community

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Iranian Dissident Visits Hollywood

Akbar Ganji

Just months after being freed from nearly six years in Iran's feared Evin prison, Iran's most prominent dissident, Akbar Ganji, found himself guest of honor in a Hollywood producer's mansion.

A small, soft-spoken man who staged an 80-day hunger strike while in jail, Ganji appeared humble but unruffled on Wednesday night as he stood among the Frank Stella paintings at the home of former Orion Pictures chief Mike Medavoy.

Invited by Medavoy and actor Sean Penn to meet the Hollywood heavyweights while on a visit to the United States, he debated foreign policy with the likes of billionaire media mogul Haim Saban and was even asked which foods he missed most while on hunger strike.

His interpreter was not so relaxed. When actor-producer Warren Beatty jumped up to ask a question at the end of an hour-long speech by Ganji, she said, "Is that Warren Beatty? My God."

Akbar Ganji

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Harvey Award

James Best

James Best, who is best known for playing Rosco P. Coltrane on TV's "The Dukes of Hazzard," will receive the Harvey Award from The Jimmy Stewart Museum. Best, 80, is scheduled to receive the award Oct. 20 at an event hosted by Nick and Nina Clooney.

Best starred with Stewart, a native of Indiana, in the films, "Winchester '73," "Shenandoah," "The Mountain Road" and "Firecreek."

He also appeared in several other films, including "Seven Angry Men," "The Last of the Badmen," "Cast a Long Shadow" and "Gator." His TV appearances include roles in "Gunsmoke," "Bonanza," "Perry Mason" and "Rawhide."

Earlier this year, the Harvey Award was given posthumously to actor Spencer Tracy and accepted by his grandson Joseph Spencer Tracy.

James Best

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In this photo supplied by the New York Philharmonic, Alan Baer, principal tuba of the New York Philharmonic, unloads his tuba in front of the Gerald Ford Amphitheater in Vail, Co., on Friday, July 21, 2006, after completing his annual 2,000 mile motorcycle trip from New York. A member of the Iron Butt Association, whose members do long-distance 'endurance' motorcycle trips, Baer rode his Honda ST1300 with his tuba strapped tightly across his back, to get to Vail where the orchestra performs this summer.
Photo by Chris Lee
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Nobojo - A Look Inside the Wacky World of Bob Jones University

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Hospital News

Suzanne Pleshette

Actress Suzanne Pleshette is undergoing chemotherapy for lung cancer that was caught at an early stage, her agent said Friday.

The cancer, discovered during a routine X-ray, is the size of "a grain of sand and was caught very much in time," said agent Joel Dean. "She feels very lucky. ... She's not concerned and in great spirits."

Pleshette, 69, is receiving chemotherapy as an outpatient at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where the cancer was diagnosed, he said.

Pleshette and Tom Poston, 84, who costarred with her on "The Bob Newhart Show," were married in 2001.

Suzanne Pleshette

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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James Dobson Lends Support

Mel Gibson

Focus on the Family ministry founder James Dobson spoke in support Thursday of Mel Gibson and his film, "The Passion of the Christ," saying Gibson's drunken tirade during a traffic stop had nothing to do with "one of the finest films of this era."

Dobson said in a statement that "we certainly do not condone that racially insensitive outburst," but added "Mel has apologized profusely for the incident and there the matter should rest."

"Mel has also indicated his willingness to seek help to overcome his alcoholism, and has asked the Jewish community for forgiveness," Dobson said. "What more can he do?"

Mel Gibson

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In a photo provided by the Zoological Society of San Diego, a 2-month-old fossa keeps a watch on its three nearby siblings, Thursday, Aug. 10, 2006, at the San Diego Zoo in San Diego. This family of fossa is found in the zoo's Kiwi Trail, where the mother is taking care of the three male pups and one female. The fossa is only found on Madagascar where it is the island's largest carnivore. It is now considered an endangered species.
Photo by Ken Bohn
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Fluid Chains and Fishbones

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Bitten By Pet Kinkajou

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton got no love this week from her pet kinkajou Baby Luv - in fact, the racoon-like animal bit her. The heiress was not badly hurt but did visit a hospital emergency room to receive a tetanus shot, her publicist, Elliot Mintz, told The Associated Press on Friday.

Hilton was frolicking with her exotic pet early Tuesday morning "the way some people play with their cats and dogs" when the animal became excited, Mintz said.

"She was seen by a doctor, who treated the wound, gave her a tetanus shot, cleaned the wound and applied something to it," Mintz said.

Paris Hilton

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Biology Project

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Dating Shows

Production has stopped on NBC Universal Domestic Television Distribution's "Blind Date," while Warner Bros. Domestic Television Distribution's "ElimiDate" hasn't been renewed for 2006-07, sources said.

"Blind Date," which films a couple on a blind date and then adds humorous pop-ups and graphics, has been renewed in more than 90 percent of the country for next season, but what viewers will be seeing are repeat episodes, sources said. There are believed to be more than 1,300 produced episodes from the show's seven seasons on the air.

"Blind Date" and "ElimiDate" represent the last two relationship shows left in syndication. The past few years have marked the demise of such other dating shows as "The 5th Wheel" and "Extreme Dating."

Dating Shows

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Frank R. Paul Gallery

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Admits Serving In Nazi SS

Günter Grass

Nobel prize-winning German author Günter Grass has admitted for the first time that he served in the Waffen-SS, Adolf Hitler's elite Nazi troops.

In an interview with the Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung, Grass, 78, said he volunteered for submarine service toward the end of World War Two. He was called up instead to serve in the Waffen-SS in the eastern city of Dresden.

The author, best known for his first novel "The Tin Drum" and an active supporter of Germany's Social Democratic Party (SPD), said his wartime secret had been weighing on his mind and was one of the reasons he wrote a book of recollections which details his war service. The book is out in September.

Grass was wounded in 1945 and sent to an American prisoner of war camp and later became a prominent peace activist. He said he had volunteered for army service as a way of breaking away from home and family.

Günter Grass

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A Willow tit (Parus montanus) bird hangs from a sunflower while feeding in Studencice village August 9, 2006.
Photo by Srdjan Zivulovic
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The Holy Grail - Robert Johnson's Gibson L1

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Judge Awards $95,000

Woody Allen

Woody Allen has been awarded $95,000 in legal fees in a dispute with his former producer.

State Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Bernard Fried on Thursday ordered Jean Doumanian, Allen's former producer and friend of 30 years, to pay the sum to Allen's Moses Productions.

The two clashed earlier this year over how to edit Allen's films to meet television standards.

The judge ordered the producer to pay Allen $48,000 in legal fees, and held Doumanian's production company, Sweetland Films, in contempt for failing to put money in escrow. Fried ordered Sweetland to pay Allen another $47,000 in fees.

Woody Allen

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Atheist Quotes

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Night In Jail

Lou Diamond Phillips

Actor Lou Diamond Phillips was released from jail on his own recognizance Friday following his arrest for allegedly physically abusing his live-in girlfriend.

"Our office reviewed the case today and referred it to the city attorney's hearing program. The parties will come in and sit with one of our attorneys, who will try to mediate the situation," said Jonathan Diamond, a city attorney's spokesman.

"Charges could be filed down the road, but we're trying to resolve this through the hearing program," Diamond added.

Lou Diamond Phillips

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Exceeds Fears

Pacific 'Dead Zone'

Scientists say the oxygen-starved "dead zone" along the Pacific Coast that is causing massive crab and fish die-offs is worse than initially thought.

Scientists say weather, not pollution, appears to be the culprit, and no relief is in sight. However, some say there is no immediate sign yet of long-term damage to the crab fishery.

Oregon State University scientists looking for weather changes that could reverse the situation aren't finding them, and they say levels of dissolved oxygen critical to marine life are the lowest since the first dead zone was identified in 2002. It has returned every year.

Strong upwelling winds pushed a low-oxygen pool of deep water toward shore, suffocating marine life, said Jane Lubchenco, a professor of marine biology at OSU.

She said wind changes could help push that water farther out but current forecasts predict the opposite.

Pacific 'Dead Zone'

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Male devotees dressed as females stand in a temple during the 'Matyaha' festival in Patan in the Nepali capital Kathmandu August 11, 2006. Hindu and Buddhist devotees, some of them dressed in unusual clothes, walked more than 20km (12 miles) around the different temples in memory of their family members who have passed away.
Photo by Gopal Chitrakar
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Emperor Norton Utilities

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Goat Crowned King of Ireland

Louis

A goat named Louis was crowned King of Ireland on Thursday in one of the country's oldest festivals.

Each year a wild male mountain goat is caught in the foothills of Carrauntoohill, Ireland's highest mountain, and paraded through the country town of Killorglin as part of the Puck Fair -- an annual festival of music, drinking and dancing.

The goat then reigns for three days from a platform 15 metres (50 ft) above the town's streets.

This year's King Puck is named Louis after the French Sun King and has an almost 70-cm (27-inch) horn span. He is kept in a special pen during his reign and fed a regular mountain diet of nuts, wild herbs, holly leaves, saplings and tender grasses.

Louis

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ASCII-O-Matic

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In Memory

Fred, the Undercover Kitten

Fred, the Undercover Kitten who gained fame by posing as a would-be patient to help police nab a phony veterinarian, has died, authorities said Friday.

The 15-month-old tabby was killed Wednesday when he wandered into traffic and was run over by a car, according to the Brooklyn District Attorney's Office.

Fred was a rescued stray when he was enlisted by law enforcement in February. He got his due at a press conference, where he sported a tiny badge on his collar.

Fred received a Law Enforcement Appreciation Award and was honored at an adopt-a-thon benefit hosted by Mary Tyler Moore and Bernadette Peters. He had been "preparing for a new career in education," with a "significant role" in a classroom program that teaches children how to care for animals, the district attorney's office said.

Fred, the Undercover Kitten

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In Memory

Anthony Galla-Rini

Anthony Galla-Rini, a self-taught musician who strove to raise the accordion's profile by composing, arranging and playing classical and popular melodies for the instrument, died July 30 after suffering a heart seizure, his son said. He was 102.

Galla-Rini played a variety of woodwind and brass instruments, but the accordion was his passion.

Born in 1904 into a musical family from Verona, Italy, Galla-Rini spent most of his childhood crisscrossing the country on the vaudeville circuit with his three sisters. Together they played with many vaudeville headliners, including Bob Hope, Jack Benny and the Marx Brothers.

With virtually no formal education, Galla-Rini taught himself to read music and begun composing and arranging classical and popular pieces for the accordion. After the Galla-Rini act disbanded in 1932, he performed as a solo musician and toured the United States and Europe over the next several decades.

Galla-Rini eventually settled in Southern California, where he broke into the movie business and played the accordion on many film scores, most memorably in 1944's "Laura" and 1952's "High Noon."

Anthony Galla-Rini

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In Memory

Mike Douglas

Mike Douglas, the affable big band singer who for two decades hosted a parade of America's biggest stars and newsmakers on his top-rated daytime talk show, died on Friday on his 81st birthday, friends said.

Born Michael Dowd in Chicago in 1925, he began singing professionally as a teenager and after serving in the Navy during World War Two joined bandleader Kay Kyser's "Kollege of Musical Knowledge" program as a featured vocalist.

During his stint with Kyser's band, Douglas recorded such hits as "Ole Buttermilk Sky" and "The Old Lamplighter." He later supplied the singing voice for Prince Charming in the Disney animated fairy-tale classic "Cinderella."

Subsequently hired as a "staff singer" by NBC, Douglas went on to land his own TV show at a Cleveland TV station just as he was considering getting out of show business. "The Mike Douglas Show" debuted in 1961 as a local program and was soon syndicated nationally, moving first to Philadelphia and later to Burbank, California.

Airing weekdays until 1982, the series was the top-rated daytime talk show for most of its run and attracted the biggest names in entertainment, pop culture and politics, all welcomed in the easy-going, warm style that was Douglas' trademark as a host.

Douglas frequently shared the stage with celebrity co-hosts who helped interview other guests for several days. Among his most notable co-hosts were John Lennon and Yoko Ono, who spent a week in 1972 with such guests as Black Panther Party co-founder Bobby Seale, anti-Vietnam War activist Jerry Rubin, consumer advocate Ralph Nader and comedian George Carlin.

Despite the radical chic that sometimes graced his show, Douglas described himself as mainstream. "I'm square and I am happy that I am," he once said.

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