BartCop Entertainment Archives - Monday, 19 December, 2005

Monday

19 December, 2005

big hammer - bigger hammer

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'Best of TBH Politoons'

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Thanks, again, Tim!

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Baron Dave Romm

Laughter Is A Powerful Weapon

By Baron Dave Romm

Laughter Is A Powerful Weapon

Funny Musicians For A Serious Cause

Shockwave Radio Theater Podcast now up and running!
Paste the following string in your podcast software: www.romm.org/podcast.
All podcasts also on the Shockwave Radio audio page.

Columnist's note: Back From Antarctica. Will do a more full report soon, when I go through the 5 disks of pictures I took and other assorted writings and souvenirs. Hope y'all got my postcards; I still owe one to a respondent who sent their address after I'd left. You'll get a postcard that has been to Antarctica but was mailed from Mpls. In the meantime, here's a picture of me on the Aitcho Islands, part of the Solomon Islands group, with penguins and the National Geographic Endeavour in the background.
 
Coming: Trip pictures. penguin sounds, Tierra del Fuego music, play about Darwin



Baron Dave at the Aitcho Islands, Antarctica


Laughter Is A Powerful Weapon Volume 2 is 77:35 minutes of demented music and skits from many of today's most warped performers. All of the profits go to relief for hurricane Katrina victims. None of the artists got paid: We all donated material. Here is your chance to get a sampler of the best of the 21st Century (so far) and donate money to charity!

A great Holiday gift, no matter what holiday! Order now!

My own contribution is The Possible Dream (or The Power of Non-Negative Thinking), one of the most requested Shockwave Radio Theater skits, performed by the great Luke Ski as Sancho Panza and Dennis Sherwood as Don Quixote. It's a segment of Let's Play Doctor which features (in other parts of the play) Dr. Demento, who wrote the liner notes for the charity CD.

Speaking of the Great Luke Ski (which should be done more often), Luke contributes two otherwise unavailable tracks from his vast collection of sardonic asides. Give Lindsay Lohan A Sammich Foundation and the unlisted bonus track Stone Cold Steve Austin Powers International Man Of Mystery are both spoken bits that take on pop culture icons (or pop culture icon wannabes).

Barnes and Barnes (of Fishheads fame) contribute a new song, Granny and the Kid, which is an unconventional lust song.

Another unique track is You Were Wrong Cabinet Sanchez by Worm Quartet. In it, =ShoEboX= deftly details just how, um, Cabinet Sanchez is wrong.

Before they broke up, local Mpls band The Nick Atoms contributed the previously unreleased My Urinal Cake. Departing from their usual punk rock covers of tv theme songs, this one is about... well, I'm not entirely sure, but it's fun.

Weird Al Yankovic updates Happy Birthday from his first album: It's now in stereo!

Grant Baciocco of Throwing Toasters produced Laughter Is A Powerful Weapon, and gets the last, uncredited but popping up in the CDDB listing, track ScrewU. A live country version of their song about dealing with grocery store managers.

Roy Zimmerman, Tom Smith, Eric Coleman, Cab City Combo and many more bands, some of which I'm not (yet) familiar contribute favorite or brand new tracks.

Laughter Is A Powerful Weapon Volume 2 is highly recommended for anyone with a slightly off kilter sense of humor or who simply wants to help out the victims of Katrina. You will hear a wide assortment of talent never before collected in one place. A most worthy project and I'm proud to be a part of it.

Baron Dave Romm is a conceptual artist and a noble of Ladonia with a radio show, a Live Journal demi-blog, a very weird CD collection and an ever growing list of political links. Dave Romm reviews things at random for obscure web sites. You can read all his music recommendations from Bartcop-E , and you can hear the last two Shockwave broadcasts in Real Audio (scroll down to Shockwave). Thanks to everyone who has sent me music to play on the air.

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"Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it."
-- Soren Kierkegaard


Thanks (again), Baron Dave!

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BEHOLD THE "FOX" "PIGS"

NINE "PANDERING PUNDITS OF

PURE PESSIMISM"


zEN mAN
(recalling Spiro's "Nattering Nabob's of Negativism")

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Bush Had No Choice on Torture Ban: Evidence of 'enhanced interrogation' just kept piling up (villagevoice.com)
George Bush's retreat on torture-as shown by his agreeing yesterday not to veto a measure backed by Senator John McCain that would ban U.S. interrogators from engaging in it-comes less because he checked his conscience, than because he had no other choice.


Nat Hentoff: CIA War Crimes (villagevoice.com)
Now, here is a smoking gun from the Ross report: "According to CIA sources, Ibn al Shaykh al Libbi, after two weeks of enhanced interrogation, made statements that were designed to tell the interrogators what they wanted to hear . . . al Libbi had been subjected to each of the progressively harsher techniques in turn and finally broke after being water boarded and then left to stand naked in his cold cell overnight where he was doused with cold water at regular intervals. His statements became part of the basis for the Bush administration claims that Iraq trained Al Qaeda members to use biochemical weapons. Sources tell ABC that it was later established that al Libbi had no knowledge of such training or weapons and fabricated the statements because he was terrified of further harsh treatment." (Emphasis added.)


Senator Gary Hart Challenges the Unholy Alliance of 'Faith' and Government: A BUZZFLASH INTERVIEW
... the reason you can't mix religion and politics is, religion is about absolutes, right and wrong, good and evil. Politics is about compromise. If you cannot compromise on issues that are not central to a person's faith - and that's about 99% of the issues our country faces - then the country doesn't work. The government doesn't work. That's why we've had government grinding to a halt in recent years. People are frustrated by it.


Interview by Lisa Schneider: Aging Body, Unchanging Spirit
Integrative medicine expert Andrew Weil talks about what we have to gain by embracing the aging process rather than fighting it.


Roger Ebert's Best 10 Movies of 2005
How in the world can anyone think it was a bad year for the movies when so many were wonderful, a few were great, a handful were inspiring, and there were scenes so risky you feared the tightrope might break? If none of the year's 10 best had been made, I could name another 10 and no one would wonder at the choices. There were a lot of movies to admire in 2005. These were the 10 best: 1. "Crash" 2. "Syriana" 3. "Munich" 4. "Junebug" 5. "Brokeback Mountain" 6. "Me and You and Everyone We Know" 7. "Nine Lives" 8. "King Kong" 9. "Yes" 10. "Millions"


Richard Roeper: Taking stock of the good, the bad and the ugly (suntimes.com)
LEAST BELIEVABLE PERFORMANCES OF THE YEAR:
  Martin Lawrence as a college basketball coach in "Rebound."
  Jessica Biehl as a top naval officer and pilot in "Stealth."
  Adam Sandler as a former pro football player in "The Longest Yard."
  Heather Locklear as a desperate single mom who can't find a decent guy in "The Perfect Man."


By Charles Karel Bouley II: "It's very brave of them" (advocate.com)
Everyone who's tired of the media-and Madonna-calling Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger "brave" for acting in Brokeback Mountain, please raise your hands. Then say it with me: "poppycock."


Video: One Year After Abu Graib


War Crimes Watch


Commentoon: Ho Ho Ho

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Hubert's Poetry Corner

Frequent Alternate Responsive Therapy


"FrEQUENT AlTERNATE ReSPONSIVE ThERAPY"


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Purple Gene Reviews

'Memoirs of a Geisha'

Purple Gene's review of the movie "Memoirs of a Geisha" (2005)    [view trailer]
Directed by Rob Marshall ("Chicago"): Produced by Steven Spielberg (original director): Cinematography by Dion Beebe: Music by John Williams: from the novel by Arthur Golden:



I was mesmerized by the magnificent promotional photograph…..the fantastic face shot of the Geisha……it made me think:

"Alluring red lips and blue grey eyes over blank white face……wisps of jet black hair…..perfectly out of place !"



In January of this year, Rob Marshall and Crew came to Hakone Gardens in Saratoga, California to shoot the wedding scenes and other parts to the big screen version of the best selling novel "Memoirs of a Geisha". I am the builder in charge of the historical restoration of this lush Japanese Garden Paradise (the oldest Garden of it's type in the Western Hemisphere). We had to stop work while the filming was going on….So I just couldn't wait for the Exclusive Early Premier showing last night, thanks to Sony Pictures, of the finished film (at Cinema 7 in Campbell).

The opening scenes (No credits in front) of the small fishing village at night are cinematically stunning …this is where the young Chiyo (Suzuka Ohgo) and her sister are sold off by their parents to pay down debts. They are secreted into town where they are separated forever and Chiyo ends up being an indentured slave to a mean "mama san". Then one day, while she is musing sadly at an arched bridge, a handsome Nobleman known as the Chairman (Ken Watanabe - "Tampopo" (1985) - "The Last Samurai" (2003) - "Batman Begins" (2005) buys her a cherry sweetened ice cone and she falls in love with him and it changes her whole life. She grows up and becomes a highly prized Geisha with a new name..Sayuri (Ziyi Zhang - "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" (2000) - "Rush Hour 2" (2001) - "House of Flying Daggers" (2004) always remembering the man who inspired her.



Under the wings of the esteemed Mameha (Michelle Yeoh - "Moonlight Express (1999) - "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" (2000) - "Silver Hawk" (2004) Sayuri becomes the most renowned Geisha in Kyoto. At the age of 16 she is debuted and her virginity is sold at the highest price ever given. But she always longs for the Chairman, who is married…..and through her beautiful and yet sad life we see the pageantry, politics and artistic drama of post war Japan and the fading culture of the Geisha.



Though exquisitely filmed, "Memoirs" was more pomp than passion. While striving for a "Casablanca" (1942) style story of unrequited love and personal struggle, I was reminded more of the movie "Pretty Baby" (1978) where a lovely young girl is fixated on the kindness of an older man…and whose virginity was sold for a high price in New Orleans.

Purple Gene gives "Memoirs of a Geisha" 5 fruit flavored "Sno-cones" out of 10 for being colorfully sweet but leaving me emotionally cold !

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

AFTER HEARING "THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY" ONE TO MANY TIMES

A CHALLENGE TO THE "MERRY CHRISTMAS" CHICKENSHIT

HITLER WAS A CHRISTIAN

HITLER WAS A CHRISTIAN, PART 2

PRESIDENT LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE

THE LOWEST, SICKEST BREED OF HUMAN BEINGS

ALL THE FRAUD THAT'S FIT TO PRINT

JOE MAKES IT THROUGH OBEDIENCE CLASS

DUMB ANIMAL HOUSE

PISSING OFF THE CHRISTIANS IS A GOOD THING

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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Mostly overcast & brisk.

Poor old Jo, the (lucky) lizard, isn't enjoying this weather very much.



Tonight, Monday:

CBS opens the night with a FRESH 'King of Queens', followed by a FRESH 'How I Met Your Mother', then a FRESH '2½ Men', followed by a FRESH 'Out Of Practice', then a FRESH 'CSI: The 2nd One'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Jim Carrey and We Are Scientists.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Chi McBride, Dennis Quaid, Bill Nye the Science Guy, and Pepe the Prawn.

NBC begins the night with the SERIES PREMIERE 'Deal Or No Deal', followed by '2005 Radio Music Awards'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Pamela Anderson and Brian Setzer Orchestra.
On a RERUN Conan (from 9/20/05) are Jason Lee, Harland Williams, and Jimeoin.
On a RERUN Carson Daly (from 11/23/05) are Usher, George Clinton, and Max & The Attack.

ABC starts the night on the East Coast with a FRESH 'Wife Swap', followed by the LIVE 'MNF Football', where Green Bay visits the Ravens.
On the left coast, the night starts early with the LIVE 'MNF Football', where Green Bay still visits the Ravens, followed by a FRESH 'Wife Swap'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Dermot Mulroney, poker champion Joe Hachem, and Upright Citizens Brigade.

The WB offers a RERUN '7th Heaven', followed by a RERUN 'Related'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Arrested Development', followed by a RERUN 'Arrested Development', then a FRESH 'Nanny 911'.

UPN has a RERUN 'Everybody Hates Chris', followed by a RERUN 'One On One', then a RERUN 'Girlfriends', followed by a RERUN 'Half & Half'.

A&E has 'Cold Case Files', 'Flip This House', 'Teen Thrill Killers', followed by a FRESH 'Airline', then 'MovieReal'.

AMC offers the movie 'At First Sight', followed by the movie 'Beaches', then the movie 'Antwone Fisher'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'Creature Comforts' - Episode 3;
 [2:30pm]    'Just For Laughs' - Episode 1;
 [3pm]    'Just For Laughs' - Episode 2;
 [3:30pm]    'Just For Laughs' - Episode 3;
 [4pm]    'At Home with the Braithwaites' - Episode 4;
 [5pm]    'Monarch of the Glen' - Episode 6;
 [6pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]    'House Invaders' - Newcastle U. Lime;
 [7pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 23;
 [8pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Episode 3;
 [9pm]    'Waking the Dead' - Episode 3;
 [11pm]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - Dinsdale;
 [11:40pm]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - The Spanish Inquisition;
 [12:20am]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - Episode 3;
 [1am]    'Waking the Dead' - Episode 3;
 [3am]    'Murder in Suburbia' - Episode 1;
 [4am]    'The Vice' - Ep. 1 Daughters;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Kathy Griffin: Allegedly', and 'Kathy Griffin: Allegedly', again.

Comedy Central has the movie 'My Cousin Vinny', 'South Prak', 'Mind Of Mencia', and 'Reno 911!'.
On a RERUN Jon Stewart is Michelle Yeoh.
On a RERUN Colbert Report is Katrina Vanden Heuvel.

History has 'Sound Barrier', 'Texas Roswell', 'Decoding The Past', and another 'Decoding The Past'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    Goya In Bordeaux (1999);
 [8AM]    The Last Days (1998);
 [9:30AM]    At The IFC Center #8(2005);
 [12PM]    Men With Guns(1998);
 [2:15PM]    The Last Days (1998);
 [4:15PM]    Mediterraneo (1991);
 [5:45PM]    At The IFC Center #8(2005);
 [6:15PM]    The Apostle (1997);
 [8:45PM]    IFC in Theaters(2005);
 [9PM]    A Decade Under The Influence Part 1(2003);
 [10PM]    A Decade Under The Influence Part 2(2003);
 [11PM]    Wide Sargasso Sea (1993);
 [1AM]    A Decade Under The Influence Part 1(2003);
 [2AM]    A Decade Under The Influence Part 2(2003);
 [3AM]    Wide Sargasso Sea (1993);
 [4:45AM]    IFC in Theaters(2005);
 [5AM]    IFC Short Film Showcase: December (2005).    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has 'Surface', 'Stargate SG-1', another 'Stargate SG-1', and still another 'Stargate SG-1'.

Sundance  -   
 [6:30AM]    The Passion of Maria Elena;
 [8AM]    In This World;
 [9:45AM]    14 Million Dreams;
 [10:45AM]    Investigation Into the Invisible World;
 [12:15PM]    Return to Kandahar;
 [1:30PM]    Hoover Street Revival;
 [3:15PM]    Make It Real (to me);
 [4:15PM]    The Passion of Maria Elena;
 [5:35PM]    The Staircase: A Female Cabby in Sidi Bel-Abbes;
 [6:30PM]    TransGeneration: Episode 4;
 [7PM]    TransGeneration: Episode 5;
 [7:30PM]    Her Name is Cure;
 [8PM]    A Brief Peace;
 [9PM]    The Corporation;
 [11:30PM]    Iconoclasts: Batali on Stipe;
 [12:30AM]    The Piano;
 [2:35AM]    When Night is Falling;
 [4:10AM]    I Am NOT an ANIMAL: Home;
 [4:35AM]    A Good Man in Africa.    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM features Bing Crosby most of the night.
 [6am]    If Winter Comes (1947);
 [8am]    Living In A Big Way (1947);
 [10am]    The Fugitive (1947);
 [12pm]    Fiesta (1947);
 [2pm]    It Happened In Brooklyn (1947);
 [4pm]    Song Of Love (1947);
 [6pm]    Deep Valley (1947);
 [8pm]    Going My Way (1944)     [View Trailer];
 [10:15pm]    The Bells Of St. Mary's (1945)     [View Trailer];
 [12:30am]    Here Comes the Groom (1951);
 [2:30am]    Man On Fire (1957);

 [4:15am]    Cry Terror (1958).    (ALL TIMES EST)


Tuesday  -  12/20

TCM spends the morning and afternoon celebrating Irene Dunne, on what would have been her 107th birthday.
 [6am]    Bachelor Apartment (1931);
 [7:30am]    The Great Lover (1931);
 [9am]    No Other Woman (1933);
 [10am]    The Secret Of Madame Blanche (1933);
 [11:30am]    The Age of Innocence (1934);
 [1pm]    If I Were Free (1934);
 [2:30pm]    Sweet Adeline (1935);
 [4pm]    Love Affair (1939)     [View Trailer];
 [5:30pm]    The White Cliffs Of Dover (1944);

 [8pm]    Father Of The Bride (1950)     [View Trailer];
 [10pm]    Yours, Mine And Ours (1968)     [View Trailer];
 [12am]    The Shop Around The Corner (1940)     [View Trailer];
 [2am]    Sabrina (1954)     [View Trailer];
 [4am]    The Thing From Another World (1951);
 [5:30am]    Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)     [View Trailer].    (ALL TIMES EST)



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U.S. actress Sharon Stone reacts after she has been awarded the 'Golden Heart' during a fund raising gala of a German TV channel and Germany's biggest newspaper 'Bild' in Berlin Saturday evening, Dec. 17, 2005. The gala collected money for needy children around the world. Stone is chairwoman of the foundation 'Planet Hope' for children in need.
Photo by Soeren Stache
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Crechemania

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Katrina Tour

Arlo Guthrie & Friends

Folk singer Arlo Guthrie and Willie Nelson gave a sold-out crowd something they've needed since Hurricane Katrina - good music, a good time and a reminder of what they love most about this city.

Guthrie welcomed the crowd late Saturday at legendary Tipitina's, his last performance in a two-week railroad tour to raise money for musicians left homeless and without a place to work by Katrina.

Nelson took the stage after 11 p.m. and, following his set he joined Guthrie with a stirring rendition of the Steve Goodman song "City of New Orleans" that Guthrie made popular in 1972. The song was based on a train operated by Illinois Central before the creation of Amtrak. The City of New Orleans name was discontinued in 1971, but Amtrak christened an overnight train that runs much of the same route in 1981.

Money and equipment from the Arlo Guthrie & Friends benefit tour will be donated to performers and to churches and schools that have music programs. Tour spokeswoman Cash Edwards did not have definitive figures on how much the tour has raised.

Arlo Guthrie & Friends

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Bolivian presidential candidate Evo Morales of the Movement Toward Socialism (MAS) party carries a coca plant while greeting supporters on his way to vote in a school in Villa 14 de Septiembre, 560 km (348 miles) east of La Paz December 18, 2005. Early exit polls gave Morales well over 40 percent of the votes and a significant lead over his closest rival, conservative Jorge Quiroga of the PODEMOS party, but the final decision over who will be the next president of Bolivia was expected to be left to Congress to decide. Villa 14 de Septiembre is where Morales began his political career in the late 1980s as leader of the region's embattled coca growers.
Photo by David Mercado
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Kramerica

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Documentary Due Early Next Year

Harry Nilsson

A documentary focusing on the life and career of late singer/songwriter Harry Nilsson will be released next year.

"Who is Harry Nilsson (And Why is Everybody Talkin' About Him?)" features interviews with Yoko Ono, Randy Newman, Micky Dolenz, Eric Idle, the Smothers Brothers, Brian Wilson and Robin Williams, as well as home videos, portions of Nilsson's recently discovered oral autobiography, and more than 60 songs.

Set to premiere at the Santa Barbara Film Festival on February 4, the film is directed by John Scheinfeld. His LSL Prods banner is in post-production on the documentary "U.S. vs. John Lennon," also due in 2006. Details regarding domestic distribution for "Nilsson" have yet to be nailed down.

Harry Nilsson

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Top Ten Alternative Search Engines

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Keeping The Werewolves At Bay

Forrest J. Ackerman

Just like the vampires in the Famous Monsters of Filmland magazine he edited for 25 years, Forrest J. Ackerman isn't planning on leaving this world until somebody drives a stake through his heart.

"Oh, I'm not going if I can't take it with me," Ackerman jokes as he gestures toward the thousands of pieces of science-fiction and horror movie memorabilia that fill his Los Angeles home.

After leading a tour of the "Acker Mini-Mansion," a bright yellow bungalow nestled at the edge of the Hollywood Hills, the genial grandfather of science fiction settles into an overstuffed easy chair.

Ackerman, who turned 89 on Thanksgiving Day, moves somewhat slowly these days and strains to hear. But the years have dimmed neither his memory nor his affection for monster movies and science fiction. Although he is widely credited with coining the term sci-fi, Ackerman's greatest contribution to the genre may have been discovering Ray Bradbury when the now 85-year-old Martian Chronicles author was just 17.

For the rest, Forrest J. Ackerman

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Will Include DVR Use in Ratings

Nielsen

Starting next week, the company that measures what people watch on television will also follow what they record on DVRs to watch later.

The move by Nielsen Media Research is a reflection of how the traditional notion of watching TV is changing. And if Nielsen's numbers show that new technology is also changing what people are watching, it has the potential to profoundly disrupt a multibillion-dollar business.

Until now, Nielsen has bypassed these DVR homes when it signs up the estimated 9,000 families that make up its national sample of homes. These so-called Nielsen families provide the basis for its ratings, which make a show a hit or flop.

Nielsen

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A white tiger cub plays with its mother in their enclosure in New Delhi zoo, December 15, 2005.
Photo by Kamal Kishore
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A Map of All the Asteroids Surrounding Earth

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Truck and Crane Used in Theft Found

Henry Moore

British police said Sunday they found a flatbed truck and crane that were apparently used in the theft of a $5.2 million Henry Moore sculpture from the artist's estate north of London.

The truck and crane, discovered in the area on Saturday night, were filmed by a security camera as they took the two-ton "Reclining Figure" bronze sculpture from the Henry Moore Foundation estate in the county of Hertfordshire, police said.

Police fear the thieves may have stolen the 1969/1970 work Thursday night to melt it down and sell for scrap metal, even though it could earn far more money if sold as a work of art.

Henry Moore

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Suspicious Reading Habit

Agents Visit

A senior at UMass Dartmouth was visited by federal agents two months ago, after he requested a copy of Mao Tse-Tung's tome on Communism called "The Little Red Book."

Two history professors at UMass Dartmouth, Brian Glyn Williams and Robert Pontbriand, said the student told them he requested the book through the UMass Dartmouth library's interlibrary loan program.

The student, who was completing a research paper on Communism for Professor Pontbriand's class on fascism and totalitarianism, filled out a form for the request, leaving his name, address, phone number and Social Security number. He was later visited at his parents' home in New Bedford by two agents of the Department of Homeland Security, the professors said.

The professors said the student was told by the agents that the book is on a "watch list," and that his background, which included significant time abroad, triggered them to investigate the student further.

Agents Visit

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Thousands of white lights decorate the front of Hotel del Coronado on the island of Coronado in San Diego December 17, 2005. Built in 1887, the historic hotel is transformed into a winter wonderland each holiday season with over 50,000 twinkling white lights and Christmas decorations.
Photo by Mike Blake
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Phylotaxis

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Japanese Exercise

Fat Penguins

It's wintertime and the king penguins at a zoo in northern Japan are putting on weight. But the keepers there have a solution: exercise.

Authorities at Asahiyama Zoo are taking the penguins on 500-yard walks on the snowy grounds twice a day, said zoo spokesman Tetsuo Yamazaki.

The zoo's 15 king penguins aren't exactly obese. Penguin winter weight varies from 33 pounds to 40 pounds, said zoo official Kazunobu Maru. So far, only one of the flock is 40 pounds, he said.

The zoo, on the northern island of Hokkaido, takes the penguins on strolls from December until April. The first walk of the season was Thursday.

Fat Penguins

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Fantastic Fiction

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Run Amok in NZ

Drunken Santas

Forty drunken Santas rampaged through central Auckland, stealing from stores and assaulting security guards, the New Zealand Herald reported on Sunday, in a protest against the commercialisation of Christmas.

The event organiser, Alex Dyer, had warned the antics would only stop when someone was arrested, said the Herald, which linked the incident to "Santarchy".

Santarchy and online encyclopaedia wikipedia (www.wikipedia.org) record protests going back around 10 years in the United States, with participants marking Christmas in anti-commercial manner involving street theatre, pranks and public drunkenness.

Drunken Santas

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A whippet wears Christmas deer antlers at an international dog show in Kiev, December 18, 2005.
Photo by Ivan Chernichkin
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A history of disco music

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Search Continues

Ivory Bill Woodpecker

Each morning, Sara Barker wakes before dawn, covers herself with camouflage and makes sure she has her compass before heading into the eastern Arkansas swamps. Her quest: the elusive ivory-billed woodpecker.

Dozens of birders have flocked to the wildlife refuges of the Arkansas Delta to follow up on a kayaker's 2004 sighting of a bird so rare it was thought to have become extinct. They hope to obtain a clear video or picture of the bird and then study its behavior.

The searchers - equipped with Global Positioning System locators, binoculars, digital video cameras and cell phones - call the bird a flying needle in a haystack. This haystack covers 550,000 acres - about 75 percent of the size of Rhode Island.

Ivory Bill Woodpecker

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The Male Soprano Page

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In Memory

Walter Haut

Army Lt. Walter Haut, the man made famous for issuing a news release that said a flying saucer landed in Roswell, died there Thursday, his daughter, Julie Shuster, said. He was 83.

Haut, a former spokesman for the Roswell Army Air Field, listened closely on July 8, 1947, as base commander Col. William Blanchard dictated a news release about a recovered flying saucer and ordered Haut to issue it.

The Roswell Daily Record newspaper ran a bold headline on July 9, 1947: "RAAF Captures Flying Saucer on Ranch in Roswell Region."

The same day, a statement was released saying it was only a weather balloon.

Haut said he never was told exactly where the flying disc reported in his news release was found nor did he ever see a UFO. But he remained a believer.

Haut and two other men founded The International UFO Museum, where more than 2 1/2 million people have visited since its opening in 1992, Shuster said.

Walter Haut

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Genbira, a young orangutan, plays with a Santa Claus hat at the Buenos Aires Zoo, Thursday Dec. 8, 2005.
Photo by Natacha Pisarenko
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