Bartcop Entertainment - Monday, 1 October, 2001

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Monday

1 October, 2001

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Sunday Night TV

'Alias'

Sat through the 69 uninterrupted minutes of 'Alias'.
A 'gimmick' show, with the added gimmick of no commercials, and topped off with a peculiar run-time gimmick, is usually is not a good sign.

However, the show was strong enough to have stood on it's own, with commercials, even if re-cut to fit the standard 44 minutes to an hour format.

I was a baby-sitting teenager when 'The Prisoner' first aired on CBS as a summer- replacement. It was my first introduction to non-linear storytelling, and, while I'm normally not a fan, it worked there, and it works in 'Alias'.

The dental torture, while right out of 'Marathon Man', was quite affective. The editing was straight from 'La Femme Nikita'. The sets looked like 'The Avengers', before it became too-stylized.

The acting was quite good, and I think the show will at least last the season...

My only complaint is that almost everything about this show reminded me of another program or movie. At least they 'borrowed' from some of the best available.

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New TV Season In 2nd Week


Did anyone watch anything?

Any opinions?
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Season Premiere tonight of 'Becker' on CBS.


Fresh episodes of 'The King Of Queens', 'Yes, Dear', 'Everybody Loves Raymond', and 'Family Law' on CBS;

and

'Weakest Link', 'Dateline NBC', and 'Crossing Jordan' (watch for Mackenzie Phillips!) on NBC.

and

'MNF' and 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' on ABC.


Still looking for opinions on any (or all)!


(Hint, Hint!)


E-Mail Marty

And, Thanks! to all who have responded.

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Visit the site at BC TV

The 'Vidiot' is now updating daily!

For an amazing variety of information on an astounding array of tv programs check out BC TV!

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J-Lo & Cris Judd

Nuptials

J-Lo_Cris-Judd

Jennifer Lopez finally said "I do" to her choreographer boyfriend Cris Judd in a secret marriage ceremony yesterday in the Santa Monica Mountains of California.

The festivities took place at a secluded hilltop mansion in the ritzy Cold Creek Estates development just outside Calabasas, Calif.

Lopez began dating Judd earlier this year after she ditched hip-hop bad boy Sean "Puffy" Combs, whom she claimed tried to control her singing and acting career.

Soon after, Lopez - who met Judd when working on her single "Love Don't Cost a Thing" - told The Post Judd was "very understanding" and "doesn't try to order me around."

The lovebirds went public with their relationship in March, when they appeared together at the Academy Awards.

After a honeymoon in Italy - where they are due to stop in at a Versace fashion show in Milan - the lovebirds plan to get straight back to work, a source said.

J-Lo Judd

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Over The Weekend

Leno In Vegas

Jay Leno

Nearly three weeks after the air attacks that left the nation's tourist industry in shambles, ``The Tonight Show'' host Jay Leno performed to a packed house Saturday night in a Las Vegas show designed to draw tourists back to the beleaguered city.

During his hourlong routine, Leno, a frequent Vegas headliner, made only a few references to the attacks and subsequent travel crisis that left many casinos 30 percent and 40 percent empty over the last two weekends at a time when they otherwise would have been nearly full.

Leno, a stand-up comic by trade, stuck to staple fare like family and fast food for most of his routine.

One of the few reminders of the hijack attacks was an American flag pin on Leno's jacket, and two American flags projected on opposite walls at the EFX Theater in the MGM Grand, where Leno performed for free in front of a crowd of about 1,700.

``I have a plan to get rid of this Osama bin Laden,'' he said, referring to the prime suspect in the attacks. ``Send over (former Playboy pinup) Anna Nicole Smith. She'll get his money. He'll be gone in a week.''

Next, Leno remarked how lately a lot more convenience store clerks have names like Bob, Mark and Larry -- a reference to the popular belief that convenience stores are often staffed by foreign-born people.

Then he remarked on the tightened state of security at the nation's airports: ``If your first name's Muhammad and your last name isn't Ali, you're going to be there a while.''

Jay in Vegas

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TV Movie No More

Back To Bahrain

The Bahraini princess who sneaked out of her country to elope with a U.S. Marine in 1999 is returning home because of a marriage gone sour and family fears about her safety, the Los Angeles Times reported on Saturday.

Meriam Al-Khalifa Johnson, who swept out of Bahrain hiding under a baseball cap and flashing fake Marine identification, flew to Washington on Thursday to catch a flight back home to the Middle East, the newspaper said.

The couple inspired a television movie, ``Romeo and Juliet set against Desert Storm,'' and a foreign-relations tempest when the Bahraini government asked the United States to send the princess back.

The two finally married in Las Vegas, but are now considering divorce, Al-Khalifa Johnson told friends this week, the Times said.

The newspaper reported that Al-Khalifa Johnson, 19, told her husband, Jason Johnson, 26, to get a job, while the ex-Marine, reduced in rank for forging the fake identification that let her evade Bahraini security and who left the Marine Corps early, wanted to attend college.

In addition, her family feared for her safety in the United States in the aftermath of the Sept. 11 hijacking attacks that destroyed New York's World Trade Center, damaged the Pentagon near Washington and provoked hate crimes against people of Middle Eastern descent.

``I love my wife deeply,'' the Times quoted Jason Johnson as saying from his mother's home about 50 miles northwest of Los Angeles.

``This was a surprise to us all,'' he said. ``We had some general aches and pains in our marriage, but nothing bad, nothing like some of our friends. She never complained. She never said anything.''

The Johnson's

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Good Link

More Canary In A Coal Mine

Jay & Mavis

www.helpafghanwomen.com

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Disney News

flit

More Bill Maher

Bill Maher

In just one week, Bill Maher has magically transformed from annoying late-night TV comic to a military-bashing terrorist sympathizer--and now to a flag-waving First Amendment martyr.

And just when you thought it was over, White House spokesman Ari "If-My-Lips-Are-Moving- I'm-Lying" Fleischer joined the exchange Wednesday, condemning controversial comments made last week by Maher, in which the Politically Incorrect host described recent U.S. military action as "cowardly."

Fleischer said Maher's comments, made on the ABC show last Monday, were "unfortunate" and "a terrible thing to say." Although he hadn't actually seen the broadcast, Fleischer said it was a reminder that Americans "need to watch what they say, watch what they do, and this is not a time for remarks like that; there never is."

Another guy who's reportedly not a big Maher fan: Disney chief Michael Eisner. The Mouse House honcho recently told the Los Angeles Times that he disapproved of Maher's comments. But reps for the Disney-owned network still insist Huffington's Politically Incorrect cancellation talk is "just a rumor."

Not too surprisingly, the controversy has boosted Politically Incorrect to its best ratings in more than six months. The show averaged 2.8 million viewers for the week of September 17, up 20 percent from last year.

More Bill Maher

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New!

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

Don't worry about the HTML, just send text, or rich text, or a Word document, photos, video, whatever you have, and Michele will take care of the rest. Don't hesitate to write with any questions you may have and bring on the recipes!

To check out 'Train Station Chicken', and more (like 'Cranberry Autumn Tea'),
In The Kitchen With BartCop

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"Q", The Autobiography

Quincy Jones

When it comes to teachers, Quincy Jones has learned from the best. Steven Spielberg taught him filmmaking. Time-Warner founder Steve Ross taught him business. Frank Sinatra? He gave him a crash course in race relations.

Back in 1964, Jones writes in his new memoir, "Q," it didn't matter that Quincy and the rest of the black members of Count Basie's band were playing the main room of Vegas' Sands hotel. They were expected to come in through the kitchen.

Sinatra, who Jones calls "a brother in disguise," hired a bodyguard for each member of Basie's band. "Frank assembled the bodyguards backstage at the Sands and told them, 'If anybody even looks funny at any member of this band, break both of their f------ legs,'" writes Jones.

The marvelously orchestrated book, which features chapters by Ray Charles and family members, swings with tales from Q's days playing, composing and producing with Duke Ellington, Dizzy Gillespie, Sarah Vaughan, Ella Fitzgerald, Oprah Winfrey and on and on.

His Doubleday book is out next month.

Quincy Jones

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In The News

Ray Charles

Twelve-time Grammy Award winner Ray Charles on Sunday will introduce the first slot machines that will be user-friendly for the blind. Charles helped design the machines, which feature his music and new video and audio of the entertainer prepared by Jay Silverman Prods. "We basically shot on green screen the history of Ray's career," Silverman said. "It's all in the brain of the machines. You hear Ray speaking about a song, then hear the song. You can sit at this machine for 300 hours and never see and hear the same thing twice -- and it's very patriotic stuff."

Charles will debut the three games -- America the Beautiful, What'd I Pay and Ray Charles -- at a charity performance Sunday at the House of Blues at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, coinciding with the Global Gaming Expo in that city starting Monday.

The machines feature audio-assist functions and a Braille button deck for the visually impaired.

Ray Charles

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New! Updated!

BartCop Astrology


Check it out at BC Astrology.

"Guitar Greats" has been set aside for now, and replaced with an astrological look at the WTC Tragedy using various, relevant horoscopes, including charts for Manhattan and the US.

Very interesting reading!

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International Newspapers Online

Internet Public Library

Internet Public Library

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Cool Stuff

Satellite Photos

Looking for a good view of the capital of Uzbekistan? The Web has become a gateway to an immense collection of satellite images of Earth, a place where you can zoom in your favorite Central Asian city or your own backyard in a couple of clicks of the mouse.

Easy access to images previously available only to the government is made possible, in part, by the Ikonos satellite, launched by a Colorado-based company two years ago.

The easiest way to see a sampling of Ikonos images is to go to the Web site of the satellite's owner, Space Imaging. (www.spaceimaging.com).

There are also pictures of such eclectic images as the production camp for CBS's hit reality series Survivor, the Indy 500 race, and Nikumaroro Island, where Amelia Earhart's plane may have crashed on her attempt to fly around the world in the 1930s.

In another section of the Space Imaging Web site called QuickLooks, (www.spaceimaging.com/gallery/quicklook/default.asp) satellite photographs can be found of virtually any county in any U.S. state, as well as pictures of cities in any country from Afghanistan to Zimbabwe.

The Ikonos satellite, named for the Greek word for ``image'', orbits the globe 14 times a day and can take a picture of the same spot on Earth once every three days. Ikonos can render objects as small as one square meter, a capability once had only by spy satellites.

TerraServer (www.terraserver.com) offers a combination of satellite images and aerial pictures of Earth. While the highest level of detail is only available to paid subscribers, interesting pictures can still be found, including a shot of Baghdad, Iraq and another of the Pentagon.

Mapquest (www.mapquest.com), the popular driving directions and mapping site, lets users see aerial pictures of neighborhoods around the country. Once you map an address, click ``aerial photo'' to display the image.

The U.S. space agency NASA offers a tutorial in the field of remote sensing, the process of using satellites to gain a new perspective over an area. The tutorial (http://rst.gsfc.nasa.gov/starthere.html), is comprehensive. NASA's Web site (www.nasa.gov) is bursting with Earth images, and its photo gallery, is a good place to start to find a range of pictures, including declassified images taken by spy satellites.

At Visible Earth (http://visibleearth.nasa.gov/), one can explore icebergs in Antarctica, plumes of ash streaming from Mt. Etna in Sicily, and an infrared image of the Grand Canyon.

At SPACE.com, a news and information site about outer space (www.space.com/php/multimedia/imagegallery/archive.php), one can scan through a series of images about hurricanes, Earth's meteor craters, and the auroras that hang in the sky.

Satellite Photos

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Science In The News

Teleportation Forerunner?

Physicists in Denmark have made two samples of trillions of atoms interact at a distance in an experiment which may bring Star Trek-style teleportation and rapid quantum computing closer to reality.

Eugene Polzik and his colleagues at the University of Aarhus are not about to beam anyone up to the Starship Enterprise, but their research reported in the science journal Nature on Wednesday makes the idea of instantly transporting an object from one place to another less far fetched.

It involves quantum entanglement -- a mysterious concept of entwining two or more particles without physical contact. Albert Einstein once described it as ''spooky action at a distance.''

Entangled states are needed for quantum computing and teleportation. Scientists have entangled states of a few atoms in earlier experiments but Polzik and his team have done it with very large numbers and using laser light.

''It is the first result where two macroscopic material objects have been entangled,'' Polzik explained in a telephone interview.

''This is the first time two different atomic samples have been entangled in this way -- using light -- even though the samples are separated by some distance,'' he said in a commentary in Nature.

Teleportation Forerunner?

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First Person Diary

Ray Berry

Ray has temporarily (I hope), suspended 'Bush-Toons'. In its place, he has put his daily diary of life in Manhattan since Tuesday.

Ray has great observational abilities, and a wonderful way with words.

To visit & read, www.bush-toons.com

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American Air

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unity

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Still MISSING


Over Vitebsk

Marc Chagall's "Study for 'Over Vitebsk'"

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Welcome !


You have reached the Home page of BartCop Entertainment.
Make yourself home, take your shoes off...
Go ahead, scratch it if it itches.

The idea is to have fun.

Do you have something to say?
Anything that increased your blood pressure, or, even better, amused or entertained?
Use your words to inform the rest of us.

Do you have a great album no one's heard?
How about a favorite TV show, movie, book, play, cartoon, or legal amusement?
A popular artist that just plain pisses you off (Britny and 'N Sync don't count, they piss off EVERYONE)?
A box set the whole world should own?
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