BartCop Entertainment Archives - Monday, 7 August, 2006

Monday

7 August, 2006

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Baron Dave Romm

Minnesota Fringe Festival 2006

By Baron Dave Romm

Minnesota Fringe Festival 2006

11 Days of theater and theatre and other stuff

The Minnesota Fringe Festival is (and I need to get the qualifications right) the largest non-juried Fringe Festival in the United States. There are larger juried Fringes (where the shows are selected by a panel or jury) and there are larger ones outside the US (in Canada and Scotland). But Minneapolis plays host to a wild ride of approximately 167 differnt show and related art.

Indeed, there are so many Fringe Festivals thoughout the country that it's like Vaudeville a century ago: A place for new talent to rise, a place to hone an act, a place to be bad. If you have a Fringe nearby, and you probably do, the chances are good that one or more of these plays will be around. You many not have the save reaction I did, and they may have honed their act over time, but here are the ones I've seen so far.

Perhaps because I went to both the Fringe-for-all preview in June of 30 shows as well as the Out Of Towners review, I'd seen 52 shows before the Fringe started... three minutes of them, anyway... and started off with some very good ones. The three Five Star ratings, out of the ten I've seen so far, equals the number of Five Star Ratings I've given in the preceeding three years combines. The word around the Fringers I've talked to: The bar is set very high. Still, I don't think it's a Fringe until I've seen something I didn't like. But we'll save that for next week, eh?

Meanwhile, I had three Fringe show casts on as guests for the most recent Shockwave Radio. I will eventually make the mp3/podcast for my site, but at the moment, you can hear the show on the KFAI archive page: Scroll down to Shockwave and it will be the most recent show until next Saturday afternoon 8/12, at which point it will be the previous show until the following week.


Cannibal! The Musical: Five Stars
Definitely needs a time out Cannibal! The Musical is sick, disgusting, violent, profane and I loved it. Written by Trey Parker, of South Park fame, it explores the story of Alfred Packer, who leads a group of potential gold miners into the Rockies. They get lost and run out of food. Hilarity ensues. The large ensemble acting company is great, the songs are great, the set is great and the show has belly laughs and guilty titters galore. At times I felt I was watching an uncensored version of South Park, and it has the same wide-eyed clueless response to the deadly stupidity of real life, but that doesn't do the show justice. I was going to round this down due to technical problems with the projector, but am rounding it back up to Five Stars because it lasts 90 minutes; twice as long as most of the shows I've seen so far. I would have stayed for more.


Love in a Time of Rinderpest: Five Stars
Words travel like robots Love in a Time of Rinderpest is one of the silliest things I've ever seen. Whacky characters are set into motion, colliding with other whacky characters (and Bruce Springsteen). The absurdity is matched by superb acting. There is a plot, set up well, about a win-at-any- cost school principal and acting coaches and shy boxes and ghostbusters and mousy women who fall in love. I was going to round down to four and a half stars due to some rough edges and not enough mustache glue, but round up again for full 60 minute play. Indeed, they had to cut out the exposition about Rinderpest, so allow me:: "a contagious viral disease of cattle, domestic buffalo, and some species of wildlife. It is characterized by fever, oral erosions, diarrhea, lymphoid necrosis, and high mortality." And they wring laughs from it.


Die, Clowns, Die!: Five Stars
God bless the pagans Die, Clowns, Die! is a one-man comedy about comedy by Joseph Scrimshaw. Scrimshaw is terrific, easily slipping into and out of characters and playing with the audience. He is equally adept at verbal or physical pratfalls. I'm a tough reviewer, especially when it comes to humor, but I'm going to flout all comedic rules and give it five stars. (I had the added treat of being one of the audience members selected to join him onstage, a theater in the round. I had loads of fun, and nearly cracked him up.)


African Roads, American Streets: Four and a half stars
A Journey of Dance African Roads, American Streets has an astonishing energy. Driven by African drums, Liberian women prepare for the journey to America. Once over here, American rhythms take over, but those rhythms were derived from the African and much seems home. The dance is now driven by more urban drumming and vocal "boom box" street percussion. The dancers are extraordinary, and the drummers fantastic. The dancing by the adults is tightly choreographed, frenetic and sexy. The break-dancing by the teens is gravity-defying. The plot is mostly in the background, and the structure would be served by a bit of narration. The show is short, at 40 minutes, and the first performance featured a lengthy list of thank yous at the end which were heartfelt but took away from the luster of the dancing. I suspect they'll get better over the course of the Fringe. I'm going to round this up to four and a half stars for the many great pieces and for arranging a show comprised of nearly 40 people. You will be sorry if you miss this one. (This is one of the shows I probably wouldn't have gone to except that they blew me away in the preview.)


The Star Chamber: Four and a half stars
Count Me In Not many playwrights get away with cosmological wordplay, and few actors have the chops to sling puns and pudding jokes. The events of The Star Chamber may not be precisely how The Steady State Theory was born, but in a universe where something is created out of nothing, this is something.


Great Hymn of Thanksgiving/Conversation Storm Four and a half stars
Two strange and compelling pieces Do you have the tv on as background while eating? Do you think John Cage talked too much? Is your favorite Beatles song "Revolution 9"? If so, you will appreciate the ambient sounds of Great Hymn of Thanksgiving, stunningly choreographed into visual theater as well as an aural melange. Conversation Storm is one conversation split into a series of ethical and moral dilemmas revolving around asking for water and the conditions under which torture is acceptable. An introspective, recursive, highly charged short play. The two add up to a compelling hour. (The three of them were guests on Shockwave this week. It turns out that two of them are The Prince Myshkins, and I reviewed Shiny Round Object here earlier, and they gave me an advance copy of their new CD, Total Myshkin Awareness.)


The Depth of the Ocean: Four Stars
The unique venue is used well The Depth of the Ocean is performed in the pool at the downtown YWCA. In the pool. The audience is around the pool, and you have to take off your shoes. The basic plot has been explored before by various science fiction/fantasy writers. The main weakness of this play is that the plot doesn't resolve. But, I suspect, that's not the point. The acting is terrific and the characters are drawn very sharply. It was also nice to be able to step outside to Sommerfest (a classical music fest downtown, outside Orchestra Hall).


chasmagic: Three Stars
Indian-style Dancing chasmagic (no caps) is three talented women, prancing and waiving their arms, to various womanly activities in a minimal set. The dancers are influenced by the Indian form Bharata Natyam, and their dances are set to music as old as Leadbelly and as new as SpiderBait... doing the same song. I enjoyed watching them, but they never transcended the material. The show is short at 45 minutes.


Calculus: the Musical! Two and a half stars
More history than math The two performers sling parodies and mug their way through history and math: Math Filk, with slide show and whiteboard. It's a better examination of the history of the development of calculus than an explanation of how to work the equations. A for Effort, x-1 for execution and the material asymptotically approaches good... but never quite touches the line. Somehow, being in a High School classroom helps. It's a fun romp, but needs work before they take it on the road. I'm going to be generous and give it two and a half stars. (Here are all the lyrics to the songs.)


Illinois Jane and the Pyramid of Peril: Two and a half stars
A few clever ideas and good sets can't save this parody Illinois Jane and the Temple of Peril is a very poor parody of the Indiana Jones movies but does have some clever bits. I give it two and a half stars, which includes a half star for the fight on the moving train and one entire star for the mime. (Many of the people involved in this show are friends, so I hope they don't take this review too harshly. I don't think so: I spoke to one of them later, who was disappointed that I didn't like it, but thought I was "fair").


Baron Dave Romm is a conceptual artist and a noble of Ladonia who produces Shockwave Radio Theater, writes in a Live Journal demi-blog, plays with a very weird CD collection and an ever growing list of political links. Dave Romm reviews things at random for obscure web sites. You can read all his music recommendations from Bartcop-E. Podcasts being reworked. Recent radio programs can be accessed on the Shockwave Radio audio page.

Thanks to everyone who has sent me music to play on the air.

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"Can you pull Sen. Stevens aside and go, 'it's not really literally "tubes".'"
"I wouldn't want to disillusion him."

-- Jon Stewart to Sen. John McCain, The Daily Show 7/24/06


Thanks (again), Baron Dave!

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NOTHING GETS ME OFF

LIKE THE EROTIC IMAGE

OF NUDE POLE DANCERS


zEN mAN
(At last ...at last ....I find a nude pole dancer.....but alas she's not even real.....I guess I'll just head over to SF and check out the Mitchell Brothers stage Show!)

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Fall 2006 at Laurel's TV Picks

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Rev. Irene Monroe: When hate speech becomes accepted (advocate.com)
Mel Gibson's tirade against Jews, Mitt Romney's "tar baby" comment, Ann Coulter's "fag" dig at Bill Clinton-how has American discourse become so poisoned? Can hate speech be "reclaimed"?


Beverly Carol Lucey: Hertz Hurts (irascibleprofessor.com)
Weeks after the flurry of email pleas from students who were sure mediocre performance was at least worth an A minus ended, I heard the voice of my grandmother. Sure, she's been gone over thirty years but when the New York Times published an article in June about presbycusis and an invention from the UK I'm sure I heard Nana Beatrice say, "Oy. Another country heard from."


Suzanne Corson: Review of The Ellen Show: The Complete Series (afterellen.com)
The good news is that the majority of the eighteen episodes contain at least some passing reference to Ellen's sexuality, from the Wonder Woman, Charlie's Angels, and Billie Jean King posters in her old bedroom ("Didn't have a clue, huh, Mom?" Ellen wonders aloud) to Ellen looking in the phonebook for some nightlife opportunities and remarking, "The closest they have is the Lebanese meat market."


Shauna Swartz: Michele Balan: The Last Woman Comic Standing (afterellen.com)
Born in Coney Island, comedian Michele Balan has spent most of her life in Brooklyn, and all of it in New York. But these days, she is in L.A. for the finals of the NBC comedy competition, Last Comic Standing. "Lately it's been pretty full-speed ahead," she says. "Since I left New York I don't sleep, I don't eat, I don't know what time it is."


Gena Hymowech: Gay Teen Idols Finding Greater Acceptance (afterelton.com)
Tiger Beat readers, take note: America just got a new gay teen idol.
In the latest issue of People Magazine (on newsstands today) 'N Sync singer Lance Bass says he is here, queer, and in love with Reichen Lehmkuhl (an openly gay former contestant from The Amazing Race).


Malinda Lo: I'm (Not) Gay - So What? (afterellen.com)
In the August 2006 issue of O magazine, Oprah Winfrey attempted to put to rest longstanding rumors that she is a lesbian. In a candid interview, Winfrey and best friend Gayle King straightforwardly addressed the gossip about their supposed lesbian relationship, stating that if they were gay they would have no problem with coming out about it. King says, "The truth is, if we were gay, we would so tell you, because there's nothing wrong with being gay." Winfrey agrees: "People think I'd be so ashamed of being gay that I wouldn't admit it? Oh, please."


Mark James: Armistead Maupin talks! (advocate.com)
The Tales of the City writer on celebrity, meeting guys online, the new Night Listener movie -- and Michael Tolliver Lives!


Sharon Linnea : Does God look like Morgan Freeman? (beliefnet.com)
Steve Oedekerk, director of 'Barnyard' and 'Bruce Almighty,' answers that and other questions from my 11-year-old son.

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Hubert's Poetry Corner

RICKY'S FULL OF SHIFT

The reason many incumbent Texas politicians are so self-absorbed - and what they expect the public to absorb!

"RICKY'S FULL OF SHIFT"


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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

"KILL ANTHING THAT MOVES"

THANK YOU CHIMP BOY

SO THAT'S HOW THE REPUGS DO IT

THE OLD DRAFT DODGERS IN WASHINGTON

ENOUGH!!!

"JUDGE NOT THAT YE BE JUDGED"

RIVERBEND

THE FASCIST DICTATOR IS AT IT AGAIN

ALLAH FREAKS/JESUS FREAKS! WHAT'S THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE?

MINDFULNESS

THE REPUG CHUCK WAGON

HOW YA GONNA KEEP HIM DOWN ON THE FARM AFTER HE'S SEEN IRAQ?

61 YEARS AGO TODAY

THEY SHOOT RACEHORSES, DON'T THEY?

THE NAZI BOOK BURNERS. 2006 EDITION

I LOVED THIS GUY. GIVE HIM A GOOD SEND OFF

"YOU SEND ME"

THE LYRICS


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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny but cool.



No new flags.



Tonight, Monday:

CBS opens the night with a RERUN '2½ Men', followed by a RERUN 'How I Met Your Mother', then another RERUN '2½ Men', followed by a RERUN 'Old Christine', then a RERUN 'CSI: The 2nd One'.
On a RERUN Dave (from 6/22/06) is Meryl Streep and Yellowcard.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Steve Carell, Lindsay Sloane, and the Subways.

NBC begins the night with a RERUN 'Psych', followed by a FRESH 'Treasure Hunters', then a RERUN 'Medium'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Sen. John McCain, Justin Long, and Five for Fighting.
On a RERUN Conan (from 1/19/06) are Kate Beckinsale, Brian Posehn, and Metric.
On a RERUN Carson Daly (from 6/8/06) are Jerry Ferrara and Morningwood.

ABC starts the night with a RERUN 'Wife Swap', followed by a RERUN 'Supernanny', then a FRESH 'One Ocean View'.
On a RERUN Jimmy Kimmel (from 7/28/06) are Regis Philbin, Trevor Fehrman, and Pharrell.

The WB offers a RERUN '7th Heaven', followed by another RERUN '7th Heaven'.

Faux has a RERUN 'Hell's Kitchen', followed by a FRESH 'Hell's Kitchen'.

UPN has a RERUN 'One On One', followed by a RERUN 'All Of Us', then a RERUN 'Girlfriends', followed by a RERUN 'Half & Half'.

A&E has 'Dog The Bounty Hunter', another 'Dog The Bounty Hunter', then an hourlong 'Dog The Bounty Hunter', 'Driving', another 'Dog The Bounty Hunter', 'Gene Simmons', and another 'Gene Simmons'.

AMC offers the movie 'Cocoon', followed by the movie 'Hidalgo', then the movie 'The Man From Snowy River'.

BBC  -   
 [2:00 pm]    As Time Goes By - Episode 2;
 [2:40 pm]    Are You Being Served - Founder's Day;
 [3:20 pm]    Keeping Up Appearances - Episode 2;
 [4:00 pm]    The Avengers - From Venus With Love;
 [5:00 pm]    Footballers Wives - Episode 1;
 [6:00 pm]    BBC World News;
 [6:30 pm]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 3;
 [7:00 pm]    The Benny Hill Show - Episode 22;
 [8:00 pm]    Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Episode 2;
 [8:30 pm]    Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Episode 10;
 [9:00 pm]    The Avengers - Who's Who?;
 [10:00 pm]    Life On Mars - Episode 3;
 [11:00 pm]    The World Stands Up - Episode 1;
 [11:30 pm]    The World Stands Up - Episode 2;
 [12:00 am]    Dress To Kill;
 [1:00 am]    Life On Mars - Episode 3;
 [2:00 am]    The Avengers - Who's Who?;
 [3:00 am]    Jonathan Creek - The Coonskin Cap;
 [4:00 am]    This Life - Cheap Thrills;
 [5:00 am]    Cambridge Spies - Episode 1;
 [6:00 am]    BBC World News.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Inside The Actors Studio' (Dustin Hoffman), 'Tabloid Wars', and 'Project Runway'.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Saving Silverman', an old 'Jon Stewart', an old 'Colbert Report', 'Chappelle's Show', 'South Park', 'Blue Collar TV', and another 'Blue Collar TV'.
On a RERUN Jon Stewart (from 8/1/06) is Vali Nasr.
On a RERUN Colbert Report (from 8/1/06) is Peter Beinart.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Black Box Secrets', 'Lost Worlds', and 'Lost Cities'.

IFC  -   
 [06:00 AM]    Buffalo Soldiers;
 [07:45 AM]    IFC Short Film Collection II: August;
 [09:45 AM]    Passion In The Desert;
 [11:25 AM]    IFC In Theaters;
 [11:35 AM]    August Media Lab Results;
 [12:00 PM]    The Last Days Of Chez Nous;
 [01:45 PM]    Underground;
 [02:00 PM]    At The IFC Center #16;
 [02:30 PM]    Passion In The Desert;
 [04:15 PM]    Mr. & Mrs. Bridge;
 [06:30 PM]    Trust;
 [08:30 PM]    Media Lab Shorts Uploaded;
 [09:00 PM]    O Brother, Where Art Thou?;
 [10:55 PM]    Birthday Girl;
 [12:30 AM]    Media Lab Shorts Uploaded;
 [01:00 AM]    O Brother, Where Art Thou?;
 [02:55 AM]    Birthday Girl;
 [04:35 AM]    She's Gotta Have It.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has all 'Dark Angel' all night.

Sundance  -   
 [07:05 AM]    Reach the Rock;
 [08:45 AM]    200 Motels;
 [10:25 AM]    Go Further;
 [11:45 AM]    Another Road Home (Director's Cut);
 [01:05 PM]    14 Million Dreams;
 [02:00 PM]    Oporto of My Childhood;
 [03:00 PM]    Go Further;
 [04:30 PM]    The Corporation;
 [07:00 PM]    Another Road Home (Director's Cut);
 [08:30 PM]    House of Boateng: Episode 7;
 [09:00 PM]    Djangomania!;
 [10:00 PM]    Overnight;
 [11:25 PM]    Oporto of My Childhood;
 [12:30 AM]    Audition;
 [02:30 AM]    I'm Losing You;
 [04:15 AM]    Millennium Mambo.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM spends 24 hours with Burt Lancaster.
 [6:00 AM]    Brute Force (1947);
 [8:00 AM]    The Devil's Disciple (1959);
 [9:30 AM]    The Young Savages (1961);
 [11:30 AM]    Trapeze (1956);
 [1:30 PM]    From Here To Eternity (1953)     [View Trailer];
 [3:30 PM]    The Scalphunters (1968);
 [5:15 PM]    The Hallelujah Trail (1965);
 [8:00 PM]    Airport (1970)     [View Trailer];
 [10:30 PM]    Valdez Is Coming (1971)     [View Trailer];
 [12:30 AM]    Lawman (1971);
 [2:30 AM]    Vengeance Valley (1951);
 [4:00 AM]    A Child Is Waiting (1963).
    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Tuesday  -  08/08

TCM spends 24-hours with Claire Trevor.
 [6:00 AM]    Valley Of The Giants (1938);
 [7:30 AM]    The Amazing Doctor Clitterhouse (1938);
 [9:00 AM]    Crossroads (1942)     [View Trailer];
 [10:30 AM]    Crack-Up (1946);
 [12:15 PM]    Raw Deal (1948);
 [1:45 PM]    Hard, Fast, And Beautiful (1951);
 [3:15 PM]    Best Of The Badmen (1951);
 [4:45 PM]    Allegheny Uprising (1939);
 [6:15 PM]    Dark Command (1940);
 [8:00 PM]    The Desperadoes (1943);
 [9:30 PM]    Key Largo (1948)     [View Trailer];
 [11:15 PM]    Murder, My Sweet (1944);
 [1:00 AM]    Born To Kill (1947);
 [2:45 AM]    Johnny Angel (1946);
 [4:15 AM]    My Man And I (1952).
    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan, 2nd right, leads a group of anti-war protesters on a march to President Bush's ranch on Sunday, Aug. 6, 2006 in Crawford, Texas.
Photo by Evan Vucci
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Moose & Squirrel - The Blog

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The World's Most Photorealistic Vector Art

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Celebrated In New Orleans

Louis Armstrong

Trumpets wailed and tubas boomed as New Orleanians danced in the streets on Sunday, on a weekend celebrating jazz great Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong's birthday and praying for the return of musicians displaced by Hurricane Katrina.

"Without Louis Armstrong, we wouldn't really have a clue. He gave us a foundation," said Troy Andrews, known as 'Trombone Shorty', but whose trumpet solos brought down the house during a jazz mass at St. Augustine Catholic Church in the historic Treme neighborhood near the French Quarter.

The service began with a call to prayer for musicians not yet home. Trumpeter Lionel Ferbos, 95, who had met Louis Armstrong, played with 20-year-old Andrews, testifying to both the history and staying power of jazz in the city.

Louis Armstrong

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From left, Spanish movie director Pedro Almodovar and rock star Lenny Kravitz smile as they arrive at U.S. pop star Madonna 'Confessions Tour' concert in Rome's Olympic stadium Sunday, Aug. 6, 2006.
Photo by Gregorio Borgia
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musée magie

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Turns 60

Edinburgh Fringe

The Edinburgh Fringe, the world's largest and most irreverent arts festival, celebrated its 60th birthday on Sunday with religion the big theme being tackled this year by playwrights and comedians.

Fringe performers revel in controversy and 2006 should be no exception with "We Don't Know Shi'ite" about British ignorance of Islam and "Jesus: The Guantanamo Years."

Fringe director Paul Gudgin, overseeing 17,000 performers at the three-week festival of anarchy, said "I find it endlessly fascinating how a thread like this emerges.

"It's either about what is happening with radical Islam or reflects interest and concern over the influence Evangelical Christians seem to be having in the United States," he told Reuters.

Edinburgh Fringe

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Native American Art (First Nations, Inuit, and American Indian artists)

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Raises Ticket Prices

Disney World

Walt Disney World is hiking ticket prices for the second time in 2006, raising the cost of a basic one-day, one-park admission to $67, according to a pricing chart posted on the company's media Web site.

The $4 price increase takes effect on Sunday.

The Walt Disney Co. raised prices at its Florida theme parks on January 1, when the price rose to $63 from $59.75. It was followed in short order by ticket price increases at nearby SeaWorld, which is part of Anheuser-Busch, and Universal Orlando, which is controlled by General Electric Co.'s Universal Studios.

Disney World

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Video Partnership

Viacom & Google

Viacom Inc.'s MTV Networks has agreed to distribute clips from its cable networks over Google Inc.'s advertising network, in a test of what could become a new economic model for Web-based video delivery, the companies said on Sunday.

The project, a year in the making, marks the first time Google will distribute ad-supported videos across its AdSense network from a major programming provider. The ad-supported video distribution project will begin testing later in August.

Google's AdSense network currently handles primarily text and graphical-oriented brand advertising. The MTV trial, if successful, would highlight the progress Google is making in evolving beyond its reliance on delivering Web-based text ads from which it derives most of its revenue and profit.

Viacom & Google

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Actress Pam Grier arrives at the Much Love Animal Rescue celebrity fundraiser in Malibu, Calif., on Saturday, Aug. 5, 2006.
Photo by Matt Sayles
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Atomic Bombing of Hiroshima
eyewitness report

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Thanks Bostonians

Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck finished shooting his film "Gone, Baby, Gone" and thanked residents for their support during the nearly three-month production in and around the city.

The Cambridge native, who won an Oscar for co-writing "Good Will Hunting" with hometown friend Matt Damon, shot his new film in Boston, Chelsea, and Quincy.

Boston is no longer an expensive and indifferent city in which to shoot, Affleck said. The state's new tax breaks decrease the cost.

Ben Affleck

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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2 Arrested In Thefts

The Hermitage

Police arrested two men accused of stealing more than 220 pieces of jewelry, silverware and other items worth a combined $5 million from Russia's famed State Hermitage Museum, news reports said Saturday.

The theft, which highlighted the poor security at Russian cultural institutions, was discovered after a routine inventory check that began in October and was completed at the end of July.

Rossiya and NTV television stations reported that one suspect was married to the curator in charge of the collection where the theft occurred. She died suddenly at her workplace when the inventory check began in October.

The Hermitage

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Bettye LaVette performs at the annual Newport Folk Festival in Newport, Rhode Island August 5, 2006.
Photo by Brian Snyder
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The Avalon Project : The Atomic Bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki

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The House Next Door

Jack Nicholson

It was dark, cramped and run-down, but for nearly half a century it was Marlon Brando's home. Now his neighbour Jack Nicholson, who paid £3.4m for the house after Brando died two years ago, is planning to demolish it and plant frangipani flowers over the plot.

The 69-year-old actor has been advised that it would be too expensive to restore the "derelict" house which has been beset by mould. Getting the mould out would be difficult. "It's more likely that we will take the house down," said Nicholson last week.

For safety reasons Nicholson will probably fill in the pool which, shortly before his death, Brando declared he would stock with electric eels to power his house and reduce his electric light bill.

Nicholson bought Frangipani shortly after Brando died on July 1, 2004 from lung failure. He wanted to ensure his own privacy and to respect Brando's memory as one of Hollywood's most influential stars. He also wanted to maintain it for Brando's children, but they have shown little interest in spending time there.

Jack Nicholson

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Sara White, wife of Reggie White, and son, Jeremy, weep after unveiling the bust of Reggie White during the enshrinement ceremony at the Pro Football Hall of Fame, Saturday, Aug. 5, 2006 in Canton, Ohio.
Photo by Tony Dejak
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Grandma Prisbrey's Bottle Village

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Tested On Mice

"Anti-Stupid" Pill

A German scientist has been testing an "anti-stupidity" pill with encouraging results on mice and fruit flies, Bild newspaper reported on Saturday.

It said Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has tested a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells, helping stabilise short-term memory and improve attentiveness.

"With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate the loss of short-term memory," Ropers, 62, is quoted saying in the German newspaper, which has dubbed it the "world's first anti-stupidity pill."

"Anti-Stupid" Pill

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U.S. photographer Spencer Tunick speaks to the hundreds of naked volunteers who are creating a three-dimensional body sculpture at the 'museum kunst palast' in Duesseldorf August 6, 2006.
Photo by Ina Fassbender
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Oceangram - online message in a bottle

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What Global Warming?

'Dead Zone'

Bottom fish and crabs washing up dead on Oregon beaches are being killed by a recurring "dead zone" of low-oxygen water that is larger than in previous years and may be triggered by global warming, scientists said.

Scientists studying the 70-mile-long zone of oxygen-depleted water, along the Continental Shelf between Florence and Lincoln City, conclude that it is being caused by explosive blooms of tiny plants known as phytoplankton, which die and sink to the bottom, then are eaten by bacteria which use up the oxygen in the water.

Scientists first noticed a dead zone off Newport in 2002. That one was traced back to a rare influx of cold water rich in nutrients and low in oxygen that had migrated from the Arctic, said Jack Barth, professor of oceanography at Oregon State and with Lubchenco a principal investigator for the Partnership for Interdisciplinary Studies of Coastal Oceans.

Dead zones have returned each summer since then, but these have been marked by intense bursts of upwelling that were followed by calm periods, when the water contains lower nutrient levels, Barth added.

'Dead Zone'

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Actor Mickey Rooney, left, and his wife, Jan, arrive at the Much Love Animal Rescue celebrity fundraiser in Malibu, Calif., on Saturday, Aug. 5, 2006.
Photo by Matt Sayles
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Young Myanmar Rebel Surrenders

Johnny Htoo

One of two young twin brothers who led a small band of ethnic rebels calling themselves "God's Army" has surrendered to Myanmar's military government, state radio and television reported Tuesday night.

Johnny Htoo and eight fellow members of the group left a refugee camp in Thailand earlier this month and surrendered with weapons in two separate groups on July 17 and 19 at the coastal region military command in southeastern Myanmar, according to the reports.

In the late 1990s, Johnny and his brother, Luther, were charismatic leaders of a small band of ethnic Karen Christian rebels in eastern Myanmar fighting the country's military regime.

A photo of the twins, then about 12 years old, showing a soulful looking Johnny with long hair and Luther puffing on a cigarette, became an iconic image of child soldiers. The two are now about 18.

Johnny Htoo

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In Memory

Esther L. Snyder

Esther L. Snyder, who founded the In-N-Out Burger restaurant chain with her husband, died Friday, her family said. She was 86.

Esther and Harry Snyder opened the first In-N-Out drive-through stand in Baldwin Park in 1948. In-N-Out now has 202 restaurants in California, Arizona and Nevada.

The Snyders' business plan was simple: Serve fresh burgers in a "two-way speaker" drive-through concept. While her husband ran the day-to-day operations, Snyder was in charge of the books and occasionally helped out in the kitchen by molding meat patties by hand and slicing tomatoes and onions.

The couple had two children, Guy and Rich, who ran the company at different times. When Harry Snyder died in 1976, Rich Snyder took charge of the burger chain. After Rich Snyder was killed in a 1993 plane crash, Guy Snyder led the company with his mother until his death six years later of an accidental drug overdose.

Esther L. Snyde

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A Llama appears to make a face at a visitor at the Cherokee Trace Safari in Cherokee County, Texas on Saturday, Aug. 5, 2006. The East Texas Piney woods park is home to over 300 exotic and endangered animals.
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