BartCop Entertainment Archives - Monday, 19 June, 2006

Monday

19 June, 2006

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Baron Dave Romm

Boogie Knights

By Baron Dave Romm

Boogie Knights

Renaissance Festival Filk

Convergence... excuse me, CONvergence... is a Mpls convention coming up soon, so I might as well get back into talking about music for the science fiction... excuse me, Sci-Fi... crowd.

All Knowledge Is Contained On Bartcop-E. I have been unable to come up with a definitive answer to the question, "who owns the parodies?" I'm specifically looking for the issue as it relates to filk: Using a popular tune with unrelated lyrics and where the song is not directly commenting on the original. From some sources, I've heard that ASCAP and BMI treat parodies as covers, and new lyrics don't count in terms of ascribing rights. The original author of the song gets all the royalties for the use of the song, and the performer gets a smaller cut. The standard for parody, as opposed to cover, was set by 2 Live Crew's version of Pretty Woman which used chunks of the Roy Orbison song. Orbison's publishers sued, and the case went all the way to the Supreme Court, deciding in 2 Live Crew's favor. The parody was deemed a valid commentary on the original, which doesn't answer my question. 2 Live Crew gave proper attribution to the writers and publishers, but I don't know how the royalties were split. Does anyone out there in Bartcop-E Land know? If someone makes a filk song using Billy Joel's music, can Joel record the cover without mentioning (or paying) the filker? Send me e-mail, and I'll print the results next week.

Filk has now pervaded society -- well, my part of society: Science fiction fandom -- that it's spawned several sub-genres. For many years, the only place to hear filk was in live performances or on scratchy tapes of live performances. Tapes of original songs were sold, but traditional sing-along-because-you-know-the-tune parodies were not marketed because they couldn't afford the rights to the songs. I'm not entirely sure what's changed (hence my request, above), but more and more filkers are releasing CDs of parodies. Perhaps it was the success of Weird Al Yankovic (who was building on the success of Spike Jones etc etc) for non-sf audiences. Perhaps the shift to CDs over vinyl has made production affordable for low-budget enterprises like myself. Pretty much anyone can record audio, slap it on a CD, make a cover, and release the music to the world. So they did.

Renaissance Festivals and the Society for Creative Anachronism were always up for a good parody, largely because the songs they were using were hundreds of years old and copyright issues didn't matter much. RenFest Filk (to coin a term) popped up now and again, but mostly as individual novelty songs on serious albums.

Boogie Knights are having fun. They smash both traditions. Not only are all their CD filled with parodies (with an original or two), but the parodies are of modern songs (ie songs under copyright, for which they carefully give attribution). The upside to Boogie Knights is the gorgeous vocal arrangements and beautiful harmony of the ensemble. The parody lyrics are good and fit the original very well: Half the skill in writing good filk is finding the right hook, often the first line. They are enjoying themselves tremendously, and you can hear it. I bet they're great live. The website sells songbooks, and who wouldn't buy them after hearing a concert? The downside to Boogie Knights is that they too often need more rehearsal (perhaps a taskmaster for a CD producer). Mostly, the songs are accompanied by solo guitar and percussion with kazoo (or kazoos) tossed in. This probably works on stage at a Renaissance Festival, but doesn't always come off on a CD. The singers are good enough that the kazoo adds to the song... sometimes. Somebody in the group should learn to play penny-whistle or another guitar. Again, this probably works better live, and even on the CD the joy is infectious.

Their first album, Cavalier Attitude, from 2001, is endearing right from the start. The first cut is Dragon Feeds Tonight, a parody of one of my favorite songs, The Lion Sleeps Tonight. The last cut is Arthurian Pie, a parody of American Pie and almost as long. It details the King Arthur legend. Like the original, it's good but the length is daunting for a casual listen. In between are songs from ecletic sources: The Carpenters, Billy Joel, Schoolhouse Rock and The Ramones. My two favorite cuts are (Man of) La Mancha, a parody of La Bamba (a subject I have explored in the skit The Possible Dream, on Laughter Is A Powerful Weapon Vol. 2 and from me as part of Let's Play Doctor) and Exclamations, a parody of Schoolhouse Rock's Interjections.

Their second album, Oh The Horror is also from 2001 and deals mainly with vampires with an occasional song about Medusa or the Werewolf. Like Folk Underground, they treat the subject with respect. Almost love. Castle Transylvania, to Hotel California and Put A Wooden Stake Through His Heart, to Put A Little Love In Your Heart, will keep you close to your garlic. While it's a weak song, I'll mention ('Tis Only) Leprosy because Weird Al parodied the same song as I Lost On Jeopardy. My collection of popular song for which I have two different parodies and not the original is growing again, after a flurry of picking up pop albums. As is often the case with filk, a lot of the enjoyment of the parody is at least partially dependent on how much you like the original, and they do a good job with one of my favorites. She's A Medusa is a parody of the I'm A Believer: "And then I saw her face...."

Hysterically Inaccurate takes them up to 2004 and you can hear their development as the material ranges wider, and includes a couple of originals. They try harder, and the arrangements are more complex, but their timing is a bit off and this is their least professional CD. The last song, D and D, is a parody of T.N.T and is a hard rock ballad of a gaming adventure using electric intruments. The Roman Legion could have used S.P.Q.R., a parody of YMCA, for recruiting. The title is Latin, but the song is in English. The original Buccaneer Rap, almost a cappella with a drum and backing vocals, is more of holler than a rap, but what the heck. The Anarchy/Monarchy Song is a delicious takeoff on The Authority Song; someday I'll play them back to back. Song topics range from catapults to a foxy Philistine to fighting in a Mail-Clad Melee. My favorite song on the CD, perhaps my favorite Boogie Knight song so far, is Irish Samurai, a parody of the traditional Wild Rose:

My name is O'Saka, a Samurai man:
An Irishman born, but I live in Japan.
I don't speak the language, that bothers me none;
I'm here for the fighting and havin' some fun.
 
  (So it's) Sayounara
  To the ways that I ken.
  And hello to a country
  I don't understand.
Celtic folk/rock is one of my favorite genres, and I like it when when Celtic collides with filk. The Irish fighting ballad has the same feel as samurai ballads, and the mix works particularly well. (They had me on "O'Saka".)

of Mythic Distortions is their most recent CD, from 2005, and the most complete. The performances are tighter and the parody songs are even stranger. Gandalf Got Molested by a Balrog is a parody of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. Think about that for a second: A parody of... oh, never mind. It's been done before (I think), but not about characters from Lord of the Rings. Arthur Rex Was King, a fun doo-wop to Rock and Roll Is King, complete with a great introduction. Zombies insist People Are Tasty, a parody of People Are Strange. They can't recreate the Doors, but at least they whistle instead of kazoo. Another appropriate parody is Xena, bouncing off Venus. Listed as original, but sounding very much like Ghost Riders In The Sky, Zombie Pete is Country/Western and B-Movie at the same time. They once again pander to my taste with Odyssey, a remarkably concise retelling of the Homeric epic to the tune of The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle. Shao-lin Temple Garden, a parody of Octopus' Garden, mostly works if you remember the tv show Kung Fu. The gods and pyramid builders of Old Egypt get a Caribbean treatment from a parody of Kokomo:

Anubis, Apophis,
Hathor, Re, And Isis,
The Tales Of Osiris
Written On Papyrus...
Seth, Horus, Nut, Sakhmet,
Sobek, Amun, Bastet.
Down in Old Egypt.
We'll live life fast
and then we'll take death slow.
I want a fancy crypt
Way down in Old Egypt.
 
From Thoth and Maat.
You oughta learn a lot.
 
There a man can die
And party through eternity.
By and by we'll defy,
The concept of mortality.

I love Boogie Knights. They're fearless and expressive, and we have similar taste in music. They tackle sf/fantasy themes with gorgeous harmonies and a pellucid ear. If you can stand the occasional missed cue and an over-reliance on kazoo, you'll like them too. Highly recommended for filkers or bardic circle participants, or if you like the entertainers at Renaissance Festivals. If you don't want to gobble all of them at once, I recommend starting with the most recent, of Mythic Distortions.

Baron Dave Romm is a conceptual artist and a noble of Ladonia who produces Shockwave Radio Theater, writes in a Live Journal demi-blog, plays with a very weird CD collection and an ever growing list of political links. Dave Romm reviews things at random for obscure web sites. You can read all his music recommendations from Bartcop-E. Podcasts being reworked. Recent radio programs can be accessed on the Shockwave Radio audio page.

Thanks to everyone who has sent me music to play on the air.

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"No matter how you look at it, it's a squid."
-- The Calamari Wrestler


Thanks (again), Baron Dave!

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Sharon Linnea: A Mixed Bag of Summer Movies (beliefnet.com)
Reviews of the good ('Cars'), the mediocre ('Over the Hedge'), and the bad ('Just My Luck).


Interview by Dena Ross: 'Give Glory Where Glory is Due' (beliefnet.com)
Backstreet Boy Brian Littrell talks about his solo album, his faith, and why he almost left the music business behind.


Danielle Riendeau: Review of Laughing Matters - More! (afterellen.com)
Laughing MattersŠMore! (the sequel to 2003's Laughing Matters) is a new film continuing in the footsteps of its hilarious predecessor. Directed by Andrea Meyerson, it is essentially a documentary about four prominent lesbian comedians (Elvira Kurt, Sabrina Matthews, Rene Hicks, and Vickie Shaw), using footage of their acts, personal interviews, and a roundtable discussion to showcase their talents and insights.


Michael Ricci: Where No Gay Man Has Gone Before (afterelton.com)
Star Trek, the creative vision of Gene Roddenberry, crafted a spellbinding franchise of entertainment and exploration woven through with a universal theme of tolerance and diversity. For in that landmark television and movie phenomenon, every individual of every race, religion, and gender is considered an equal. However, there is one glaring exception: Star Trek has yet to include a single gay character or storyline.


Star Trek: Hidden Frontier


Logan Hill: Family Man: Kevin Bacon (nymag.com)
Q: The first I heard of the movie was a tabloid article that made Kyra's (many) sex scenes sound scandalous, but they're actually fun.
A: We didn't want it to be a maudlin bummer movie.


Dixie Chicks: Taking the Long Way (out.com)
After being black-listed from country radio, being labeled traitors, and receiving death threats, the most successful female group in history (yes, history) have reemerged with a big f*ck you to those who took them to task.


ASSIA MORTENSEN: Hail, Mary (frontierspublishing.com)
They're grass-roots. They're activist. They're out, fierce, and proud. That's why we love the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence


COREY SCHOLIBO: Laughing Matter (frontierspublishing.com)
Last Saturday I caught Queer Comedy at the Grounds Floral Espresso Garden, which weekly lends its narrow space above the Courtyard restaurant on Santa Monica Boulevard to a full-scale theatrical production.


Roger Ebert: The Shining (1980; A Great Movie)
Stanley Kubrick's cold and frightening "The Shining" challenges us to decide: Who is the reliable observer? Whose idea of events can we trust?

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

ON FATHERS DAY

INTO THE VALLEY OF DEATH

WE'RE NOT REPUBLICANS

THE WORST EVER

HECK OF A JOB TOMMY

IT IS MEANINGLESS

THE MEDAL OF BULLSHIT

A LITTLE HISTORY

MADAM COULTER'S HOUSE OF PAIN

GOTCHA!

IT'S THE CHRISTIAN THING TO DO

THE FIRST HONEST THING THIS NAZI EVER SAID

WHY THE CHIMP TOOK A SECRET TRIP

IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY KARL YELLOWBELLY


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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

The coastal eddy returned bringing back the cooler weather.



No new flags.


Tonight, Monday:

CBS opens the night with a RERUN 'King Of Queens', followed by a RERUN 'How I Met Your Mother', then a RERUN '2½ Men', followed by a RERUN 'Old Christine', then a RERUN 'CSI: The 2nd One'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Adam Sandler and Julie Chen.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Pepe the King Prawn, Sarah Wynter, and the Charlatans

NBC has LIVE 'NHL Hockey' (final game), and fills prime time on the left coast with local crap and maybe an old 'Dateline'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Mariah Carey, Daniel Tosh, and Keane.
On a RERUN Conan (from 12/8/05) are Luke Wilson, Jack Klugman, Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson.
On a RERUN Carson Daly (from 4/26/06) are Cheryl Hines and Bubba Sparxxx featuring the Ying Yang Twins.

ABC starts the night with a RERUN 'Wife Swap', followed by a RERUN 'Supernanny', then a FRESH 'How To Get The Guy'.
On a RERUN Jimmy Kimmel (from 6/15/06) are Jack Black and Wolfmother.

The WB offers a RERUN '7th Heaven', followed by another RERUN '7th Heaven'.

Faux has a RERUN 'Hell's Kitchen', followed by a FRESH 'Hell's Kitchen'.

UPN has a RERUN 'One On One', followed by a RERUN 'All Of Us', then a RERUN 'Girlfriends', followed by a RERUN 'Half & Half'.

A&E has a 'Cold Case Files', 'The First 48', 'American Justice', and another 'American Justice'.

AMC offers the movie 'Red Corner', followed by the movie 'The Last Samurai', then the movie 'Hoodlum'.

BBC  -   
 [2:00 pm]    'As Time Goes By' - Episode 1;
 [2:40 pm]    'Are You Being Served' - Takeover;
 [3:20 pm]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 1;
 [4:00 pm]    'My Hero'' - Nemesis;
 [4:40 pm]    'My Family' - Ep 11 Canary Cage;
 [5:20 pm]    'My Family' - Ep 12 May The Best Man Win;
 [6:00 pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30 pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Vita;
 [7:00 pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 42;
 [8:00 pm]    'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' - Episode 9;
 [8:30 pm]    'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' - Episode 4;
 [10:30 pm]    'Unsolved' - Episode 7;
 [11:00 pm]    'Ed vs Spencer' - Ep 1 Who Is The Most Attractive To Women?;
 [11:30 pm]    'Bromwell High' - Ep 12 Drama Queen;
 [12:00 am]    'Green Wing' - Episode 6;
 [2:30 am]    'Unsolved' - Episode 7;
 [6:00 am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Windfall', and the movie 'The Beach'.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Dick', an old 'Jon Stewart', an old 'Colbert Report', 'Mind Of Mencia', 'South Park', 'Blue Collar TV', and another 'Blue Collar TV'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Calvin Trillin.
Scheduled on a FRESH Colbert Report is Gustavo Arellano.

History has 'The Alaskan Oil Pipeline', 'UFO: Mexico's Roswell', 'Roanoke Colony', and 'Train Wreck In Michigan'.

IFC  -   
 [6:00 AM]    Mighty Aphrodite;
 [7:45 AM]    Jefferson In Paris;
 [10:15 AM]    Caro Diario;
 [12:00 PM]    Get Bruce!;
 [1:15 PM]    IFC Short Film Showcase: June;
 [2:15 PM]    The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down A Mountain;
 [4:00 PM]    Caro Diario;
 [5:45 PM]    Get Bruce!;
 [7:15 PM]    The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down A Mountain;
 [9:00 PM]    Super Troopers;
 [11:00 PM]    The Last Seduction;
 [1:00 AM]    Super Troopers;
 [3:00 AM]    The Last Seduction;
 [5:00 AM]    The Spaghetti West.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has all 'Stargate SG-1' all night.

Sundance  -   
 [06:00 AM]    Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band;
 [07:55 AM]    Celestial Clockwork;
 [09:20 AM]    The Gong Show Movie;
 [10:50 AM]    Fearless Freaks;
 [12:35 PM]    Unconstitutional: The War on Our Civil Liberties;
 [01:45 PM]    Citizen Black;
 [03:15 PM]    Resist. With the Living Theatre;
 [04:45 PM]    Original Child Bomb;
 [05:45 PM]    Yves Saint Laurent: His Life and Times;
 [07:15 PM]    Fearless Freaks;
 [09:00 PM]    The Lady in Question is Charles Busch;
 [10:30 PM]    The Drug Years: The Drug Years: Break on Through;
 [11:15 PM]    The Drug Years: The Drug Years: Feed Your Head;
 [12:00 AM]    The Drug Years: The Drug Years: Teenage Wasteland;
 [12:45 AM]    The Drug Years: The Drug Years: Just Say No;
 [01:30 AM]    When Night is Falling;
 [03:05 AM]    Videodrome;
 [04:35 AM]    Foxes.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM celebrates Pier Angeli, who was born on this day in 1932, then pays tribute to fabulous uppity women, including an insightful tribute to Marlene Dietrich by her grandson, my old pal, Dave Riva.
 [6:00 AM]    Lord Jeff (1938);
 [7:30 AM]    The Vintage (1957);
 [9:15 AM]    Sombrero (1953);
 [11:00 AM]    Teresa (1951);
 [12:45 AM]    The Light Touch (1952);
 [2:30 AM]    The Devil Makes Three (1952);
 [4:15 PM]    Merry Andrew (1958);
 [6:00 PM]    Somebody Up There Likes Me (1956)     [View Trailer];

 [8:00 PM]    Mildred Pierce (1945)     [View Trailer];
 [10:00 PM]    Penelope (1966)     [View Trailer];
 [12:00 PM]    Marlene Dietrich: Her Own Song (2000);
 [2:00 PM]    Clara Bow: Discovering the "It" Girl (1999);
 [3:00 AM]    Louise Brooks: Looking for Lulu (1998);
 [4:00 AM]    Show People (1928) SILENT ;
 [5:30 AM]    I Remember Mama (1948).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Tuesday  -  06/20

TCM spends the night with director Anthony Mann.
 [8:00 AM]    Pillow Talk (1959);
 [10:00 AM]    Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)     [View Trailer];
 [12:15 PM]    The Big Sleep (1946)     [View Trailer];
 [2:30 PM]    Casablanca (1942)     [View Trailer];
 [4:30 PM]    The Heiress (1949);
 [6:30 PM]    The Palm Beach Story (1942)     [View Trailer];
 [8:00 PM]    Man Of The West (1958);
 [10:00 PM]    Devil's Doorway (1950);
 [11:30 PM]    Cimarron (1960);
 [2:00 AM]    The Fall of the Roman Empire (1964);
 [5:15 AM]    The Black Book (1949).
    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Actor and comedian Jon Stewart, left , star of television's Comedy Central's 'The Daily Show, 'holds his nearly two-year-old son Nate as his wife Tracey McShane, center, looks on before the start of the New York Mets game against the Baltimore Orioles, Sunday, June 18, 2006, in their baseball game at Shea Stadium in New York, N.Y.
Photo by Kathy Willens
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Moose & Squirrel - The Blog

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GOP Scandal Scorecard

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Visits Canada

Cindy Sheehan

A group of American military deserters publicly embraced their new lives in Canada on Saturday with the support of "peace mom" Cindy Sheehan, who said she wished the son she lost in Iraq was among them.

"I begged him not to go to Iraq," the anti-war activist said through tears at a rally in support of the former soldiers, who wore black T-shirts emblazoned with "AWOL." "And I wish he was standing up here with these people because he didn't want to go."

Sheehan was making her second visit to Canada in support of sanctuary for those fleeing the U.S. military. The Canadian government has so far denied political asylum to U.S. soldiers who have sought it but appeals are pending.

The gathering at a park in the town of Fort Erie, across the border from Buffalo, N.Y., was organized by peace groups on both sides of the border.

Cindy Sheehan

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Daniel Barenboim blows a kiss to the audience after conducting the Chicago Symphony Orchestra in Beethoven's Symphony No. 9 at Symphony Center in Chicago, Saturday, June 17, 2006. The performance was his final appearance as musical director of the orchestra.
Photo by Brian Kersey
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SugarJar - SNL Music: Frank Zappa and John Belushi

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Ends Chicago Symphony Reign

Daniel Barenboim

Conductor Daniel Barenboim has ended his 15-year reign as music director of the Chicago Symphony Orchestra, capping his final week with three concerts that had deliberate notes of farewell.

Barenboim's departure Saturday as the orchestra's ninth music director came by mutual consent of the conductor and the organization's board. Relations have reportedly been frosty in recent years, both over artistic differences and a decline in box office revenue in the past five years.

Barenboim remains music director of Berlin's Staatsoper and its orchestra, the Staatskapelle, and frequently tours with the Berlin Philharmonic and the Vienna Philharmonic. He also has been named principal guest conductor of Milan's La Scala opera house, beginning next year - a relationship which is scheduled to continue through a complete performance of Wagner's Ring cycle in 2011.

Still unanswered are the questions of who will succeed Barenboim as CSO music director, and whether he will ever return to Chicago as a guest conductor. He has indicted several times that he may not.

Daniel Barenboim

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International Dada Archive

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Likes Living In France

Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp says the media's perception of him as a European wannabe has been exaggerated, and that he just likes the anonymity of living in France.

"I've always loved it there," he said. "The phones don't ring as much. Movies are never brought up in conversation. I'll take the kids and we'll go out to the trampoline and the swing set, and we'll stop by the garden and see how our tomatoes are doing. You know, old-fart stuff. Good stuff."

Depp, French actress-singer Vanessa Paradis and their two children split their time between homes in France and Los Angeles.

Johnny Depp

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Recreated Leeds

The Who

The Who kicked off their 2006 world tour with a recreation of their famous 1970 Leeds University gig which spawned one of the greatest ever live rock albums.

The "Live at Leeds" album has entered rock folklore and was recently voted the best live album of all time by Q music and entertainment magazine.

Singer Roger Daltrey and guitarist Pete Townshend, The Who's surviving members, unveiled a plaque at the northern English university's students' union refectory, where the original gig took place.

The Who

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Jazz musician Chuck Mangione plays the flugelhorn as he performs at the 28th annual Playboy Jazz Festival at the Hollywood Bowl in Hollywood June 18, 2006.
Photo by Fred Prouser
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Springfield Theory

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Denies Piglet Ban

Turkish TV

Turkey's public broadcaster has denied reports that it has banned the popular Walt Disney cartoon "Winnie the Pooh" because one of the main characters in the show is a piglet.

Turkish Radio and Television (TRT) said late Saturday media reports that "Winnie the Pooh" and other cartoons featuring pigs had been barred "are untrue and aim to discredit the institution".

Newspapers had reported earlier Saturday that TRT had considered scissoring the scenes showing Piglet, but abandoned the idea because the character appeared too often and decided to bar the cartoon altogether from its screens.

Turkish TV

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allaboutsouthpark

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Hat Sold At Auction

Oddjob

The steel-rimmed derby used by the villainous Oddjob in the James Bond movie "Goldfinger" was auctioned for $33,600.

The hat was from the estate of Harold Sakata, who played the villain in the 1964 Bond movie. The buyer, Anthony Pugliese III, is a collector of Bond memorabilia in Ft. Lauderdale who wants to display it in a pop culture museum being developed in Florida, the auction house said in a statement.

Other items sold included interview tapes of the late John Lennon for $60,000 and the red evening gown worn by Dustin Hoffman in the movie "Tootsie," which went for $26,400.

Oddjob

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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French Court To Rule

'Syriana'

A Paris court is to rule Monday in a case in which a French screenwriter has accused Hollywood of stealing her script to make the geo-political thriller "Syriana".

Stephanie Vergniault, a 37-year-old expert in international strategy in the oil industry, claims the producers of the movie -- Warner Bros. and the Section Eight production company owned by Steven Soderbergh and George Clooney -- plagiarised a screenplay she wrote called "Oversight".

In a hearing on May 29, lawyers for Warner Bros and Section Eight denied any plagiarism had taken place. They said production of "Syriana" was well underway when Vergniault's screenplay received US copyright registration in October 2004.

'Syriana'

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Bill Cosby plays the drums as he perfoms with his band 'Cos of Good Music,' at the Playboy Jazz Festival 2006, at the Hollywood Bowl Saturday, June 17, 2006, in Los Angeles.
Photo by Damian Dovarganes
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US Airborne during World War II

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Man With Opinions

Dirk Bogarde

Late British movie legend Dirk Bogarde reckoned Richard Attenborough was an "idiot", and John Gielgud struggled to understand Shakespeare, letters revealed.

In the caustic correspondence, newly acquired by the British Library and revealed in The Sunday Telegraph newspaper, Bogarde attacked the film industry and several leading players.

In one letter, Bogarde, one of the most versatile and accomplished actors of his generation, described many of his fellow actors as "dreadfully dull and boring and eccentric and full of something called valium".

On working with Gielgud on Alain Resnais' 1977 film "Providence", he said the two actors could not understand much of the French director's script.

Dirk Bogarde

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A man wears a mask of feathers during the annual Gay Pride march in Mexico City, Saturday, June 17, 2006.
Photo by Gregory Bull
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Names of Animals, Babies and Groups

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Identifies More Suspect Art

J. Paul Getty Trust

The J. Paul Getty Trust has concluded it bought 350 ancient artifacts from dealers suspected or convicted of dealing in looted artifacts, but has not informed Italian authorities who are contesting the trust's ownership of dozens of other items, a newspaper reported.

The internal review last year found that the 350 items in the Getty's antiquities collection, including Greek, Roman and Etruscan artifacts, were valued at close to $100 million, the Los Angeles Times reported for Sunday editions.

The review did not determine whether any of the objects were purchased illegally and concluded that most of the items likely would not have to be returned to their countries of origin.

J. Paul Getty Trust

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These photos provided by the National Park Service show Hidden Creek Glacier in Denali National Park, Alaska, in 1916, top, and the same glacier photographed in 2004.
Photos by S.R. Capps 1916, R. D. Karpilo 2004
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What to do with your old PC

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Freshens Design

Highlights Magazine

That scamp Goofus and his do-gooder companion, Gallant, look more animated and colorful in the Highlights magazine hitting mailboxes and dentists' waiting rooms across the country next month.

The lessons conveyed through the cartoon panels - asking parents before adopting a puppy and fulfilling one's promises - are largely unchanged, however, from those that have long modeled good behavior for children.

Highlights, which turns 60 this month, has freshened its look as it competes with video games, television and dozens of other children's magazines, many of which tie into cable networks or spin off of grown-up publications.

Highlights Magazine

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On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets

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Psychopsis papilio, the Butterfly orchid, is seen at California Orchids in Bolinas, Calif., Wednesday, June 7, 2006. Experts conservatively estimate there are 25,000 different varieties of orchids, excluding hybrids.
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