BartCop Entertainment Archives - Monday, 16 May, 2005

Monday

16 May, 2005

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Baron Dave Romm

Surf, Poetry and Rock from Seattle

By Baron Dave Romm

Surf, Poetry and Rock from Seattle

Independently produced CDs

Seattle, well-known for the grunge scene, is also home to some other energetic music. Vagrant Records is an independent label that has been around for several years, and has a large catalog of punk, surf and other music.

I'm not familiar with their studio work, but Invasion of the "Live" Boss Martians is pretty good. They do surfin' music, and do it well. Music to get sand between your toes by. I'm tired of bands that apologize for bad musicianship by claiming "energy" or somesuch. Fine and dandy, but it gets old. The Boss Martians play well; crisp and clean and layered. The problem with a lot of punk/grunge is that it's too fast to dance to. This is dance music that harkens back to the early 60s, recorded in 1997. Most of the songs are instrumentals, but sometimes they do a song with lyrics like Good Golly Miss Molly and sometimes get the audience involved as with Surfin' Bird, though that's less successful. Their best sound is when they're playing pure surf, as with AA Growler or Straight-8, and they do a credible version of Mancini's Banzai Pipeline.

The Boss Martians are a good addition to any collection full of The Ventures and The Beach Boys.

Going back a little further to the late 50's/early 60's beat movement comes Doug Savercool and Weird Poetry. Poetry, whether produced or live in "slams" is not the same thing as standup comedy, though they are related. The spoken word, often with a music bed, has been around since at least Ken Nordine's Word Jazz, with stops along the way for Tom Smith and a growing spoken word movement. Savercool's punk and often bawdy tales might have played in Las Vegas in the 50s of Lord Buckley but would never have made it to tv or records until recently. His subject matter is punk: Anger at girls, right-wing politicians, co-workers and so on. His style is almost rap: Internal rhymes with an angry cadence. Some of the cuts are live and some are produced with music beds. I'm not going to give a blanket recommendation, but if you like your spoken word with an attitude, you will like Savercool.

Here in 2004, Henry Boy's sop to grunge is a fuzz guitar, which distracts. But he's wise enough not to use it a lot. The Big Parade is driving rock that never went away no matter what was "in" at the time. The album seems a progression of craftmanship, as the earlier songs are more grunge and the later songs more pure rock. Still, the clarity of vision is evident. The cleaner sound of Aeroplanes works as well as the tuneful Summertown. Henry Boy infuses repetitious pop music lyrics with odd pop culture references. The album ends with the title cut, the longest cut, The Big Parade, which will leave you wanting more. While none of the songs grabbed me on first listening, I'd rather hear real rock than most of the junk on top-40 stations. So I guess Henry Boy falls into a brand new category of music: iPod Worthy. (Which is abbreviated iPW.)

Baron Dave Romm is a conceptual artist and a noble of Ladonia with a radio show, a very weird CD collection and an ever growing list of political links. Dave Romm reviews things at random for obscure web sites. You can read all his music recommendations from Bartcop-E , and you can hear the last two Shockwave broadcasts in Real Audio (scroll down to Shockwave). Thanks to everyone who has sent me music to play on the air.

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"I don't want anything that loud and crabby in my house unless I'm married to it."
-- Kitty Foreman re Sex Pistols, "That 70s Show"


Thanks (again), Baron Dave!

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Links From Sunday Night's Show

Erin Hart

Here are the links Erin Hart featured Sunday night on KIRO.


moose & squirrel information one-stop

The Sideshow

Project for the OLD American Century

Today In Iraq

Twisted Barbie

DommeCile ... Abandon Hope

Disinfotainment Today

skippy the bush kangaroo

Dear Leader's Daily Thought


And the 'trifecta of perversion'

     Neal Horsley - Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing

          The Alan Colmes Show

          or listen to the clip here


     John Bolton - Larry Flynt says Bush UN nominee won't answer questions about forced sex


     Dr. Hager's Family Values

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COILED GOPHER SNAKE

READY TO STRIKE THE SQUIRREL

CAN'T WE GET ALONG?


Zen Man
(in the middle of the food chain)

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Reader Resolution

Re: Sneakysurf

Thanks Marty

It works in IE not in firefox

Paul


You're welcome, Paul!

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Today's Journalism: A Punchline, Not a Profession (David Sirota)
As network news ratings continue to plummet, the audience for the Daily Show is surging.


ROBERT F. WORTH: Tragicomedy of Life in Baghdad Is Brought Home in a TV Series (NY Times)
BAGHDAD, Iraq, May 13 - One morning last month, Qasim al-Malakh, one of Iraq's best-known actors, stood near a dusty vacant lot in a dangerous part of southern Baghdad.


Naomi Klein: Torture's Dirty Secret: It Works [To Keep People Afraid] (The Nation. Posted on Alternet.)
Torture's true purpose is to terrorize. It may not work as an interrogation tool, but as an intimidation tactic, its success is clear.


Fay Bowers: The Message of Abu Ghraib (Christian Science Monitor. Posted on Alternet.)
The lesson of the scandal is that the lowest-level soldier has the highest level of responsibility.


Mother Jones Daily: War Watch


Fighting Fashionable Nonsense


Richard Pryor: He Ain't Dead Yet, MoFo


Cannes Film Festival

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Purple Gene Reviews

'Monster-in-Law'



Purple Genes' review of the movie "Monster-in-Law" (2005) directed by Robert Luketic:

"Barbarella's" back starring with that "Gigli" girl in a movie directed by the man who gave us "TITSiana BOOBerini"….I'm not kidding! What in the hell are these people thinking?????? "Hanoi Jane and J-Lo in a comedy?????? WOW what a stretch !

Somebody should be shot for letting this one get out on the screen…..Not even a piece of FLUFF….as my wife says "a piece of old LINT"…….

OK so lets revive Jane Fonda's (Born again Christian - Mrs. Ted Turner doing the CHOP at a Braves Game - bouncy ass aerobic tape maker) career by putting her in a silly little movie with a catchy title, "Monster in Law", with Jennifer Lopez (almost mrs. Ben/Jen Affleck now Mrs. Mark Anthony semi-singer - dancer and kinda movie star) Oh …and let's get a director that's really GOOD….how about Robert Luketic???? He directed a little flick called "Titsiana Booberini" ….. I swear, everything I'm saying is true….and what do you get with this great combination of talent?????? CRAP !!

I'm not going to dignify the dreck with a description of the PLOT..because you've all seen the trailer on TV and the trailer is ten times better than the whole movie…..I mean this thing really SUCKS……don't see this movie. It's a waste of money and time !!!!!!!

Purple Gene gives the Movie "Monster-in-Law" 1 really ridiculous giggle out of 10 for being way short on FUNNY and way long on FLOP!!!!!!!

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

SORRY PIGBOY, YOU'RE A LIAR

PATHOLOGICAL REPUGS

BUSH'S FRIENDLY BUTCHER UPDATE

JUST ANOTHER PERVERTED REPUG. WHAT'S NEW?

JESUS LOVES YOU. EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE

SO FLUSH A BIBLE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

JESUS IN A SUIT AND TIE

TIMOROUS TOADIES

EVILWAY

HEY, THE MULE WAS A SLUT SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

GOOD NEWS! REPUGS ARE STEPPING OFF THE STUPID CLIFF

BUSH BUDS. THE FRIEND THAT KEEPS ON KILLING

LOG HEAD REPUGS GO LIMP

BUSH IS A STUPID FUCKING IDIOT

JESUS FREAK RULES

DOCTOR STUPID I PRESUME

THE AFFLUENCE OF EFFLUENCE OR MAKING BUCKS OFF OF VOMIT

SUGARLAND GOES SOUR

BLOOD BAATH

CHIMP BOY FAT PIGS STILL RULE

THE BEANER KNOCKS THE SPEAR CHUCKERS

WHY DID THE CHICKENSHIT CROSS THE ROAD?

POODLE DOWN

THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH IS THE ANTI CHRIST

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny, breezy & cooler.

Stayed up to watch the late, late rerun of 'SNL', but KNBC seemed to be playing with their transmitter.

One of my mailboxes was stuffed with strange German spam.



Tonight, Monday:

CBS opens the night with an hourlong FRESH retrospective of 'Raymond', followed by the SERIES FINALE 'Raymond', then a FRESH '2½ Men', followed by a FRESH 'CSI: The 2nd One'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Ray Romano and Dave Matthews Band.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Marlee Matlin, Gov. Mike Huckabee, and John Butler Trio.

NBC fills the night with a FRESH made-for-TV movie, 'Hercules'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Heath Ledger, Ryan Seacrest, and Dierks Bentley.
On a RERUN Conan (from 3/9/05) are Robin Williams and Nigella Lawson.
On a RERUN Carson Daly (from 5/3/05) are Jenny McCarthy, Carlos Bernard, and Ben Folds.

ABC starts the night with a FRESH 'The Bachelor', followed by the SEASON FINALE 'The Bachelor'.
On a RERUN Jimmy Kimmel (from 5/5/05) are Martin Short, strongman Mighty Gonzales, and Los Amigos Invisibles.

The WB offers a FRESH '7th Heaven', followed by a FRESH 'Everwood'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Nanny 911', followed by a FRESH '24' (Day 4:  4am - 5am) {the promo says they're gonna get 'nuk-u-lar'].

UPN has a FRESH 'One On One', followed by a FRESH 'Cuts', then a FRESH 'Girlfriends', followed by a FRESH 'Half & Half'.

A&E has 'Cold Case Files', followed by a FRESH 'Airline', then another 'Airline', 'Growing Up Gotti', another 'Growing Up Gotti', still another 'Growing Up Gotti', and yet another 'Growing Up Gotti'.

AMC offers the movie 'The Beverly Hillbillies', followed by the movie 'Silver', then the movie 'Final Analysis'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'As Time Goes By' - Episode 7;
 [2:40pm]    'Are You Being Served?' - Happy Returns;
 [3:20pm]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 10;
 [4pm]    'The Avengers' - My Wildest Dream;
 [5pm]    'The Avengers' - The $50,000 Breakfast;
 [6pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Sheehan;
 [7pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 36;
 [8pm]    'The Night Detective' - Episode 2;
 [9pm]    'Second Sight' - Episode 2;
 [11pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 36;
 [12am]    'Second Sight' - Episode 2;
 [2am]    'The Night Detective' - Episode 2;
 [3am]    'Second Sight' - Episode 2;
 [5am]    'The Night Detective' - Episode 2;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has all 'West Wing' all night.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Juwanna Mann', 'South Park', 'Blue Collar TV', and another 'Blue Collar TV'.
On a RERUN Jon Stewart is Martin Short.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'UFO Files', 'Digging For The Truth', and a FRESH 'Deep Sea Detectives'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    'Running Time' (1997);
 [7:15AM]    'IFC Short Film Showcase' (2005);
 [8:15AM]    'Besieged' (1998);
 [10AM]    'The Broken Hearts Club' (2000);
 [11:45AM]    Short: 'Flying' (2002);
 [12PM]    'Beijing Bicycle' (2001);
 [2PM]    'IFC Short Film Collection II' (2005);
 [4PM]    'At The Angelika #94' (2005);
 [4:30PM]    'The Plague (1992);
 [6:30PM]    'Beijing Bicycle' (2001);
 [8:30PM]    'Histories Du Cinema: A Cannes Retrospective' (2003);
 [9PM]    'Committed' (2000);
 [11PM]    'Death and the Maiden' (1994);
 [1AM]    'Committed' (2000);
 [3AM]    'Death and the Maiden' (1994);
 [5AM]    'Histories Du Cinema: A Cannes Retrospective' (2003);
 [5:30AM]    'At The Angelika #94' (2005).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has all 'Stargate SG-1' all night.

Sundance  -   
 [7:45AM]    'Our Times' (Documentary);
 [9AM]    'E Minha Cara/That's My Face' (Documentary);
 [10AM    'The Navigators' (World Cinema);
 [11:40AM    'Delusions in Modern Primitivism' (Short);
 [12PM]    'Howard Zinn: You Can't Be Neutral on a Moving Train' (Documentary);
 [1:20PM]    'Holi-days' (Documentary);
 [2:15PM]    'A Perfect Candidate' (Documentary);
 [4PM]    'Our Times' (Documentary);
 [5:15PM]    'When the War is Over' (Feature);
 [6:10PM]    'Held Hostage in Colombia' (Documentary);
 [7PM    'E Minha Cara/That's My Face' (Documentary);
 [8PM    'Prom Fight: The Marc Hall Story' (Documentary);
 [9PM]    'Forbidden Wedding' (Documentary);
 [10PM]    'A Certain Kind of Death' (Documentary);
 [11:10PM]    'Chain Camera' (Documentary);
 [12:45AM]    'Anatomy Of A Scene: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys' (Original Production);
 [1:15AM]    'The Perfect Human' (Short);
 [1:30AM]    'The Big Empty' (Feature);
 [3:05AM]    'Audition' (World Cinema);
 [5AM]    'John Henrik Clarke: A Great and Mighty Walk' (Documentary).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM spends 24 hours celebrating what would have been the 100th birthday of Henry Fonda.
 [6am]    'Slim' (1937);
 [7:30am]    'Welcome To Hard Times' (1967);
 [9:15am]    'The Rounders' (1965);
 [10:45am]    'Jezebel' (1938)     [View Trailer];
 [12:30pm]    'Male Animal' (1942);
 [2:30pm]    'The Fugitive' (1947);
 [4:30pm]    'War and Peace' (1956);
 [8pm]    'The Ox-Bow Incident' (1943);
 [9:30pm]    'My Name Is Nobody' (1974);
 [11:30pm]    '12 Angry Men' (1957)     [View Trailer];
 [1:15am]    'The Lady Eve' (1941)     [View Trailer];
 [3am]    'How the West Was Won' (1962)     [View Trailer].
    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Tuesday  -  05/17

TCM spends the day celebrating what would have been 94th birthday of Mia Farrow's mom, the fabulous Maureen O'Sullivan, then spends the night with fish. Lots of fish.
 [6am]    'Payment Deferred' (1932);
 [7:30am]    'Tarzan, The Ape Man' (1932);
 [9:15am]    'Hide-Out' (1934);
 [11am]    'The Flame Within' (1935);
 [12:30pm]    'West Point Of The Air' (1935);
 [2pm]    'A Day At The Races' (1937)     [View Trailer];
 [4pm]    'A Yank At Oxford' (1938);
 [6pm]    'Pride And Prejudice' (1940);

 [8pm]    'Man's Favorite Sport?' (1964)     [View Trailer];
 [10:15pm]    'Jaws' (1975)     [View Trailer];
 [12:30am]    'Tiger Shark' (1932);
 [2am]    'Flipper' (1963)     [View Trailer];
 [4am]    'The Wide Blue Road' (1956)  [AKA: 'La Grande strada azzurra'].     (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Actor Chris Rock, left, and his family arrive to the premiere of the new DreamWorks animation movie Madagascar at the Ziegfeld Theater in New York Sunday, May 15, 2005. Rock plays the voice of Marty the zebra.
Photo by Adam Rountree
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HOOKED! (1966)

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Jab At Bush's Empire

'Star Wars'

The last episode of the seminal sci-fi saga "Star Wars" screened at the Cannes film festival, completing a six-part series that remains a major part of popular culture -- and delivering a galactic jab to US resident George W. Bush.

Reaction at advance screenings was effusive, with festival-goers, critics and journalists at Cannes applauding at the moment the infamous Darth Vader came into being.

But there were also murmurs at the parallels being drawn between Bush's administration and the birth of the space opera's evil Empire.

Baddies' dialogue about bloodshed and despicable acts being needed to bring "peace and stability" to the movie's universe, mainly through a fabricated war, set the scene.

And then came the zinger, with the protagonist, Anakin Skywalker, saying just before becoming Darth Vader: "You are either with me -- or you are my enemy."

To the Cannes audience, often sympathetic to anti-Bush messages in cinema as last year's triumph here of Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11" attested, that immediately recalled Bush's 2001 ultimatum, "You're either with us or against us in the fight against terror."

'Star Wars'

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Centre for Political Song

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Art Clokey, 83, the creator of 'Gumby,' poses with a stuffed version of his creation to mark its 50th anniversary at an exhibit of Gumby artwork and paraphernalia at the Lynn House Gallery in Antioch, Calif., Saturday, May 14, 2005. Gumby is an icon, said Diane Gibson-Gray, 49, executive director of the Arts and Cultural Foundation of Antioch, which is sponsoring the month long exhibit.
Photo by D. Ross Cameron
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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Says He's Not Crazy

Dave Chappelle

Comedian Dave Chappelle wants to set things straight: "I'm not crazy, I'm not smoking crack," he tells Time magazine in an interview more than a week after his hit Comedy Central show was suspended and the rumors started to fly.

"I'm definitely stressed out," said Chappelle, who took off last month to South Africa for a "spiritual retreat," leaving his fans - and even his agent and publicist - wondering where he went.

"You hear so many voices jockeying for position in your mind that you want to make sure that you hear your own voice," he said. "So I figured, let me just cut myself off from everybody, take a minute and pull a Flintstone - stop a speeding car by using my bare feet as the brakes."

"I'm not in a mental facility," said Chappelle, who also said he did not have a drug problem but had consulted a psychiatrist for one 40-minute visit.

Chappelle, whose wife and two children live in Ohio, said he hopes to start up the show again, but did not indicate when he would return.

Dave Chappelle

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NNDB: Tracking the entire world

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A Filipino carry a huge kite shaped like a bird during the kite festival in Manila May 15, 2005. Kite flying is a popular pastime in the Philippines.
Photo by Cheryl Ravelo
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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Plans To Clone?

Thylacine

Australian researchers are reviving a project to bring an extinct animal known as the Tasmanian tiger back from the dead through cloning.

Three months after the Australian Museum shelved plans to clone the tiger -- also known as a thylacine -- a group of universities and a research institute are planning to revive the project, the Sun-Herald newspaper reported.

The Tasmanian tiger, a dog-like creature christened for its striped pelt, was hunted into extinction because it was seen as a threat to livestock.

The last known specimen died in Hobart zoo in 1936 but there have been thousands of unconfirmed sightings since then.

Thylacine

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Children's Dictionary

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Children colour in a giant poster of artist Frida Kahlo during a ceremony for the 5th anniversary of the Tate Modern gallery, London, Thursday May 12, 2005. According to Tate Modern, more than 20 million people had visited the contemporary art displays, housed in this disused power station on the south bank of river Thames, since its opening in 2000.
Photo by Lefteris Pitarakis
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Magic Show

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Sex-Mad Demon In Zanzibar

Popo Bawa

Mohammed Juma starts to sweat and fidget as he recalls his rape by Popo Bawa, the most feared spirit-monster of the Zanzibar spice islands.

"We believe reading the Koran is our only defence, nothing else," says the 41-year-old driver and father of four. "But Popo Bawa is real, and well prepared."

Holidaymakers on the Indian Ocean islands tend to smile dismissively at accounts in guidebooks of the bat-like ogre said to prey on men, women and children. But for superstitious Zanzibaris a visit from the sodomising gremlin is no joke.

Although no one ever has seen it, belief in the monster and his unnatural lust is so strong that entire villages will sleep out of doors for protection: Popo Bawa (Swahili for Bat's Wing) prefers to attack behind closed doors at night.

For a lot more, Popo Bawa

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Poker Chip Tricks

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Participants climb up a bun tower during a bun-scrambling event on the island of Cheung Chau in Hong Kong at midnight May 15, 2005. As one of East Asia's religious spectaculars, the traditional event was revived as part of the Bun Festival on Sunday, after being suspended for 26 years following the collapse of a bun tower in 1978 that injured more than 100 revellers.
Photo by Bobby Yip
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How to Brew Beer in a Coffee Pot

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Wins Award

Hero Dog

A border collie and golden retriever mix from Missouri has won the National Hero Dog award for alerting her owner that her husband was pinned underneath a tractor.

Eight-year-old Shannon, who lives on an 80-acre farm in Washington, Mo., accepted the 23rd annual National Hero Dog award Friday with her owners Ted and Peggy Mandry.

The award does not honor trained rescue dogs but "a companion animal that's well-treated and has bonded with the family, so they somehow know what to do and step up to the plate when there's trouble," said Madeline Bernstein, president of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Los Angeles.

For her heroic act, Shannon was treated to an airplane flight to Los Angeles (she got to sit in the cabin instead of being stowed in cargo) and a stay at a beachside hotel.

She also received a plaque from the SPCA, a year's supply of dog food and a "goodie bag" filled with treats.

Hero Dog

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RapTranslations

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A man takes a picture of a plastinated human body during a meeting on body donation for plastination, in the southern German city of Heidelberg May 15, 2005.
Photo by Alex Grimm
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