BartCop Entertainment Archives - Monday, 3 April, 2006

Monday

3 April, 2006

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Baron Dave Romm

Tex-Mex From Seattle

By Baron Dave Romm

Tex-Mex From Seattle

Independently produced CDs

Last week's column is now a web page: The Heartland Project: Simple Truths for a Shameful Time.

Vagrant Records, out of Seattle distributes independently produced CDs, including some of their own, and their catalog goes well beyond Grunge. Warner Music Group just bought Ryko Corp, which is probably good news for the artists, but I cringe at the through of Frank Zappa being a part of AOL. I like to encourage independents.

Stone Crazy Blues Band's first CD is the 2006 release Barnyard Boogie. They are self-described as "a high energy Northwest based blues trio" doing "classic, modern, as well as original blues" which seems about right, though much of their energy is spent wisely: It's hard for a blues band to be tight and emotional. Too often, bands think that thrashing away at a driving beat is sufficient, but SCBB realizes that recorded music is a different art form than performing live. They are a pleasure to listen to the first time, and a pleasure to hear again. Recorded in Seattle, the photos on the CD look like a grunge band with some self-respect, but they sound like they're wearing Stetsons and bolos, rocking back on their heals to work their instruments more than the beer on the stool next to them. No sawdust at their venues, I'm guessing; the walls will be decorated with bull horns and rattlesnake skins and photographs of canyons.

The songs are a nice mix of country and blues. Most of the songs are original, but they nicely channel Willie Dixon, Sonny Boy williamson and Eric Clapton. Lots of references to chickens and roosters. The talking blues are also good rockers, especially Working Blues. Their instrumentals are working perfectly on this rainy day in Mpls especially the title song and the dark Introspect. I'm not going to say more about individual cuts. If you like laid back country blues rock with a driving beat, Barnyard Boogie will work for you. Recommended, and definitely iPod worthy (iPw).

La Familia is the second CD by The Plaintiffs, released in 2005. Joey Kline wrote all ten songs which their web site tags the songs with "desperation, betrayal, addiction". The CD is produced by Career Records of Montana, but the band has Seattle roots. If I had to invent a category for The Plaintiffs, it would be Gangsta Tex-Mex, sort of in the tradition of I Fought The Law but with a harder, more violent, edge.

"Damned if I do and I certainly won't" is a danceable hands off song, continuing, "Stay away from me, I've got some walls around my heart." I'm not sure if they mean it or are just trying to attract women who are attracted to men who are bad for them. "Up my meds and tell the Feds I'll send one hostage out. Give me a chopper and a pilot that knows the route," threatens a man as he gives the police a Final Chance. Lots of driving outlaw rock about rampage and shooting first, especially the Tex-Mex title cut La Familia, "Chollo tried to jack me for the tiniest marijuana. I put a sombrero on his corpse now he smells like old Tiajuana." My favorite cuts are the bass-driven rocker Skipjack about a violent felon dreaming of horrible crimes; and their contribution to the holiday season, Happy New Year:

I handed you my heart, you wiped your ass with it.
I treated you like gold you treated me like shit.
And now I'm down and out, spinning in the ditch.
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year
Bitch.

La Familia is not really my cup of tea, but the songs are very tight and the album is consistently well produced. If you're tired of coutry songs whining about a cheatin' heart or looking for love in all the wrong places and want to feel like an outlaw as you're driving around in your battered pick-up with a gun rack or dancing in a grungy sawdust-strewn barn, you'll probably like this CD. Some of the songs are definitely iPod worthy, if you're into it.

Los Peligrosos hasn't officially released a CD yet, but I got a sampler released in 2005, with the six songs listed as mp3s on their site (plus a brief hidden track). Their major hook is that almost everyone sings, and many songs have two or more lead singers often taking different characters. Walked Out is fuzzy rock about a drunken wastrel who "didn't know what I had until the day you walked out on me." Smart move on her part. They make fun of rock fads in Flavor of the Week "Don't you know who I am? You might not know my name I'm big in Japan. I've got a cheap-ass guitar and a bad attitude. So that gives me the right to be bitchy and rude.... You better give me everything I demand because I'm in a hot shit band." These guys should meet the Hot Waffles. When you're not that hot, touring has its downside as they stay in cheap places like La Hacienda Motel. "Screamin' Mimi doesn't dance to please me" and is "the kind of person who's has something to say about everything it's got to be her way" but he stays with her because she has "one foot in the bedroom and one foot out the door" which is a position not recommented by the Kama Sutra. (You're Kind Of) Trouble explores a similar theme from the female pov. I guess it's better to love and be stomped on than never to love at all, unless it's the Alcohol Talkin', in which case she can successfully regret her decisions.

Any management company with the catchphrase "The more you drink, the better it sounds" probably needs to send their bands out for more seasoning. Still, I don't think Los Peligrosos has hit their stride yet and I'm willing to give them an encouraing word. For five bucks including postage ordered directly from the band, or ordered through the website, the Los Peligrosos sampler CD is iPw. Plus, the CD comes with a sticker of the "swords through the heart" logo on the upper right of the web pages.

Baron Dave Romm is a conceptual artist and a noble of Ladonia who produces Shockwave Radio Theater, writes in a Live Journal demi-blog, plays with a very weird CD collection and an ever growing list of political links. Dave Romm reviews things at random for obscure web sites. You can read all his music recommendations from Bartcop-E. To receive the show as podcasts go to Shockwave Radio Theater Podcast or paste the following string in your podcast software: http://www.romm.org/podcast and if that doesn't work try the link from Podcastalley.com's listing. All podcasts also on the Shockwave Radio audio page.

Thanks to everyone who has sent me music to play on the air.

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Clinton Wants Billions to Aid World's Poor (Associated Press)
Former President Clinton's attempt to marshal the resources of the world's wealthy and influential to solve global problems resulted in $2.5 billion in pledges during a signature conference held last year. This year, he wants even more.


Ohio senator now supports ban on same-sex marriage (advocate.com)
In 2004, Republican U.S. senator Mike DeWine of Ohio was criticized by religious conservatives for failing to back a state constitutional ban on same-sex marriage and civil unions, which was overwhelmingly passed by voters. Now DeWine, who is facing a tough reelection bid in November, has said he will take a lead role in pushing for a U.S. constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage, the Columbus Dispatch reports.


Kim Ficera: Don't Quote Me: Lily Tomlin and Lesbian Visibility (afterellen.com)
"Somebody said to me they thought it was very interesting that [this year's Oscars] didn't have a single gay presenter, and I said to them 'What about Lily Tomlin?' and they said, 'Oh, I always forget she is gay. She's been gay for so long that I didn't think about it.' I thought it was an interesting answer. They looked right at Lily Tomlin and didn't see any gay people on stage. That's important." - Roger Ebert in a March interview with AfterElton.com


Robert Urban: Adam & Steve: A Big Gay Romantic Comedy (afterelton.com)
With it's colorful cast of oddball characters, raunchy burlesque sight gags, irreverent social humor and tongue-in-cheek puppy love, Adam & Steve is a queer take on recent straight films such as There's Something About Mary, Meet the Parents and My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Chester cleverly deconstructs what is crowd-pleasing about sappy hetero romantic comedies and remakes it to be inclusive for gays.


Chris Kattan (out.com)
Michael Musto cozies up to the former Saturday Night Live star to talk about his fruity characters, pretty boys, and playing the straight man in his new movie.


Roger Ebert: Bonnie and Clyde (A Great Movie)
"Bonnie and Clyde" is a milestone in the history of American movies, a work of truth and brilliance. It is also pitilessly cruel, filled with sympathy, nauseating, funny, heartbreaking, and astonishingly beautiful. If it does not seem that those words should be strung together, perhaps that is because movies do not very often reflect the full range of human life.


Cartoons: Faith in the Funnies (beliefnet.com)

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

GOD'S OWN PARTY

POOR LITTLE LYING REPUG WHORE

SQUASHING THE BUGMAN SLOWLY

PAX AMERICA

WASTE, NONSENSE AND DRIVEL

THE SELL-OUT EXPRESS

WATCHING THE REPUGS EAT THEIR OWN CHILDREN. DELICIOUS!

THE SQUAWK OF THE CHICKEN HAWK

THREE YEARS OF BODY BAGS AND PURPLE FINGERS

THANK YOU POODLE

HERE WE GO AGAIN, ROTTEN GAMBLERS TRYING TO WIN

HOW TO MAKE A WHORE MOAN

CONDOM RICE

RIVERBEND

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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Mostly sunny.

Jo, the (lucky) lizard molted this afternoon.

Saw a Volkswagen commercial with Speedy Gonzales late last night on KABC. Wonder if it'll air in prime time?


Here're all the Juno Award winners.



No new flags.


Tonight, Monday:

CBS opens the night on the East Coast a RERUN '2½ Men', followed by a FRESH 'Old Christine', then the the LIVE 'Big Dance' with the 'NCAA Basketball Final'.
On the left coast, the night opens early with the LIVE 'Big Dance' with the 'NCAA Basketball Final', followed by about an hour of local crap, then the RERUN '2½ Men', followed by a FRESH 'Old Christine'
Scheduled on a RERUN Dave (from 2/23/06) are Family Guy Top Ten, Amanda Peet, and Jack Hanna.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Anjelica Huston, Dilated Peoples, and Mehcad Brooks.

NBC begins the night with a FRESH 2-hour 'Deal Or No Deal', followed by a FRESH 'The Apprentice'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Rosie O'Donnell, inventor Chris Paplhan, and Fall Out Boy.
On a RERUN Conan (from 8/17/05) are Tom Arnold, Howie Mandel, and Motion City Soundtrack.
On a RERUN Carson Daly (from 2/9/06) are Fred Willard and Jarod Miller.

ABC starts the night with a RERUN 'Wife Swap', followed by a FRESH 'Supernanny'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Seth Green, Chop, and Anthony Jeselnik.

The WB offers a FRESH '7th Heaven', followed by a FRESH 'Everwood'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Prison Break', followed by a FRESH '24'.

UPN has a RERUN 'One On One', followed by a RERUN 'All Of Us', then a RERUN 'Girlfriends', followed by a RERUN 'Half & Half'.

A&E has 'Cold Case Files', 'Flipt This House', 'Asylum', 'Airline', and another 'Airline'.

AMC offers the movie 'The Godfather', followed by the movie 'The Godfather, Part II'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'As Time Goes By' - Episode 1;
 [2:40pm]    'Are You Being Served' - Hoorah For the Holidays;
 [3:20pm]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 4;
 [4pm]    'My Hero' - Episode 1;
 [4:40pm]    'My Family' - Serpent's Tooth;
 [5:20pm]    'My Family' - Pain In The Class;
 [6pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Fry;
 [7pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 43;
 [8pm]    'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' - Episode 1;
 [8:30pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Tredwen;
 [9pm]    'The Vice' - Episode 1;
 [10:30pm]    'Crimefighters' - Ep 6 Action Station;
 [11pm]    'Ed vs Spencer' - Ep 8 Who Can Stay Handcuffed The Longest?;
 [11:30pm]    'Bromwell High' - Ep 2 Police Story;
 [12am]    'Look Around You' - Ep 2 Health;
 [12:30am]    'Creature Comforts' - Episode 3;
 [1am]    'The Vice' - Episode 1;
 [2:30am]    'Crimefighters' - Ep 6 Action Station;
 [3am]    'Second Sight' - Episode 1;
 [5am]    'Teachers' - Episode 1;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'West Wing', another 'West Wing', 'Blow Out', and another 'Blow Out'.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Coming To America', an old 'Jon Stewart', an old 'Colbert Report', 'Chappelle's Show', 'South Park', 'Mind Of Mencia', and 'Show Biz Show With David Spade'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Ricky Gervais.
Scheduled on a FRESH Colbert Report is Michael Smerconish.

History has 'Surveillance', 'UFO Files; UFO Hunters', 'The Giants Of Patagonia', and 'Napoleon Fleet'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    Buffalo Soldiers (2001);
 [7:45AM]    Hoop Dreams (1994);
 [2:30PM]    IFC Short Film Showcase: April (2006);
 [3:30PM]    Hoop Dreams (1994);
 [6:30PM]    Joe Gould's Secret (2000);
 [8:30PM]    At the IFC Center #11 (2006);
 [9PM]    Amelie (2001);
 [10:45PM]    Trust (1990);
 [11:10PM]    Royal Deceit (1994);
 [12:45AM]    Passion In The Desert (1998);
 [12:45AM]    IFC in Theaters (2006);
 [1AM]    Amelie (2001);
 [3:05AM]    Royal Deceit (1994);
 [4:30AM]    Storytelling (2001).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has all 'Stargate SG-1' all night.

Sundance  -   
 [6AM]    Harvie Krumpet;
 [6:25AM]    Mule Skinner Blues;
 [8AM]    The Alcohol Years;
 [8:50AM]    Broken Column;
 [9:45AM]    Comfort and Joy;
 [11:30AM]    14 Million Dreams;
 [12:30PM]    The Corporation;
 [3PM]    Make It Real (to me);
 [4PM]    The Trade of Bone;
 [4:20PM]    Mule Skinner Blues;
 [6PM]    Bhopal: The Search for Justice;
 [7PM]    14 Million Dreams;
 [8PM]    Ladette to Lady: Episode 4;
 [9PM]    In the Sun;
 [9:15PM]    Salvador Allende;
 [11PM]    TransGeneration: Episode 1;
 [12AM]    The Corporation;
 [2:45AM]    In the Sun;
 [3AM]    Overnight;
 [4:25AM]    Female Perversions.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM spends the daylight hours celebrating the 82nd birthday of the always fabulous Doris Day.
 [6AM]    My Dream Is Yours (1949);
 [8AM]    Love Me Or Leave Me (1955)     [View Trailer];
 [10:15AM]    Julie (1956);
 [12PM]    The Tunnel Of Love (1958)     [View Trailer];
 [1:45 PM]    Please Don't Eat The Daisies (1960);
 [3:45 PM]    Billy Rose's Jumbo (1962)     [View Trailer];
 [6PM]    The Glass Bottom Boat (1966);

 [8PM]    Sayonara (1957)     [View Trailer];
 [10:30PM]    The King and I (1956)     [View Trailer];
 [1AM]    Bhowani Junction (1956);
 [3AM]    South Pacific (1958).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Tuesday  -  04/04

TCM:
 [6AM]    Beauty For Sale (1933);
 [7:30AM]    Have A Heart (1934);
 [9AM]    Hollywood Party (1934);
 [10:15AM]    The Show-Off (1934);
 [11:45AM]    Stamboul Quest (1934);
 [1:15PM]    Biography Of A Bachelor Girl (1935);
 [2:45PM]    The Flame Within (1935);
 [4PM]    Mark Of The Vampire (1935)     [View Trailer];
 [5:15PM]    The Night Is Young (1935);
 [6:45PM]    Three Live Ghosts (1935);
 [8PM]    The Prisoner Of Zenda (1937);
 [10PM]    Viva Villa! (1934)     [View Trailer];
 [12AM]    The Thin Man (1934)     [View Trailer];
 [1:45AM]    Manhattan Melodrama (1934)     [View Trailer];
 [3:30AM]    Laugh, Clown, Laugh (1928) SILENT ;
 [5AM]    The Unknown (1927) SILENT .    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Pamela Anderson arrives at the Juno awards in Halifax, Canada April 2, 2006. She arrived to host the music awards show.
Photo by Paul Darrow

Complete List Of Juno Award Winners


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Moose & Squirrel - The Blog

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Globalis - an interactive world map

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Producer Suspended

ABC News

The executive producer of "Good Morning America Weekend" has been given a one-month suspension after an 18-month-old e-mail critical of resident Bush was leaked to the press.

John Green's e-mail dated September 30, 2004, apparently was written during a George W. Bush- John Kerry debate. One read: "Are you watching this? Bush makes me sick. If he uses the 'mixed messages' line one more time I'm going to puke."

The e-mail appeared two weeks ago on the Drudge Report and has been the talk of the Internet. Green apologized well before the suspension occurred. He has been executive producer of the show since 2004, when it began.

ABC News

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Military Expenditures

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Chafes at Berlusconi Propaganda

Bono

Bono complained in a front-page commentary Sunday that he feels exploited by propaganda for the campaign of Italy's premier, which says the activist rock star is "grateful" to the leader for the nation's aid for poor countries.

Bono's photo appears midway through a 160-page glossy publication prepared by Silvio Berlusconi's party that is being delivered to millions of Italian voters before April 9-10 elections.

"Tragically, in these last few years under this government, Italy has become the last in the list among the 22 richest nations of the world in terms of per capita spending on behalf of the Third World," Bono wrote.

Bono

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Robin Williams is slimed by Kids' Choice Awards host Jack Black at the Kids' Choice Awards, Saturday, April 1, 2006, in Los Angeles.
Photo by Mark J. Terrill
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Religiously based civil unrest and warfare

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Delta Music Museum Hall of Fame

Fats Domino

Antoine "Fats" Domino didn't attend his induction Saturday into the Delta Music Museum Hall of Fame, but said he was deeply touched by the honor.

"I have received many honors in my lifetime, however none touch my heart as much as being recognized by the people of my home state Louisiana," the musician known for "Blueberry Hill" and "Ain't That a Shame" wrote in a letter.

Family friend Cleo Banquer delivered the letter, saying Domino didn't feel up to the 150-mile trip from Harvey, where he is living with his wife and daughter.

Fats Domino

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The Crusades

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Comedies On Hiatius

CBS

"The Amazing Race" has come to the rescue at CBS, switching nights to replace a pair of faltering Wednesday sitcoms.

CBS said Thursday that "Out of Practice" and "Courting Alex" are being benched after two ratings-anemic weeks running at 8-9 p.m. Wednesday. "Race" will move from its Tuesday 10 p.m. slot beginning Wednesday.

Replacing "Race" on Tuesday will be reruns of shows in the "CSI" franchise.

CBS

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Benefit New Orleans Musicians

Online Auctions

In a rare alliance, a wide range of musical artists and competing concert promoters are combining efforts in an online ticket auction to benefit Music Rising, the musical instrument replacement fund founded by U2's the Edge, producer Bob Ezrin and Gibson Guitar chairman Henry Juszkiewicz.

Some 60 artists will work with Ticketmaster, Live Nation, House of Blues, AEG Live and Nederlander Concerts on the fund-raising program, which targets Gulf Coast musicians who lost equipment in Hurricanes Katrina and Rita.

The auction, which began Saturday (April 1) and runs through the month, taps into fans' growing interest in bidding online for concert tickets. In this case, fans can bid for tickets to more than 80 concerts, including shows by Queensryche, Nine Inch Nails, Ben Harper, Def Leppard/Journey, the New Cars/Blondie, Melissa Etheridge, Brad Paisley and the Warped tour.

Online Auctions

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Campbell Brown, left, co-anchor of NBC News' 'Weekend Today' and primary correspondent for 'NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams' and the weekday 'Today' and her newest husband, Dan Senor, former Bush foreign policy advisor and current Republican strategist and Fox News Analyst, smile after their wedding ceremony at The Beaver Creek Chapel in Beaver Creek, Colorado, Sunday, April 2, 2006.
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Television History - The First 75 Years

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Turning Into Reality TV Show

Miss America

The Miss America pageant will broadcast a seven-episode reality show/documentary series next year to draw in viewers and let the audience choose some of the finalists, officials announced Saturday.

Country Music Television will air the seven-episode "Finding Miss America" in the days leading up to the January 2007 pageant, the network and the Miss American Organization said.

Each episode will focus on a group of contestants as they live together and compete in preliminary competitions: evening wear, swimwear, talent and the one-on-one interviews with judges.

Miss America

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Explore the Fringe

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Blasts BET Music Videos

A.J. Calloway

The former co-host of BET's popular "106 & Park" show blasts what he calls the destructive messages of many of the show's most popular music videos.

A.J. Calloway co-hosted the show for five years with Free, whose given name is Marie Wright. Both left the show in July.

"I couldn't watch my own show with my niece on my lap," Calloway said this past week at South Carolina State University as part of the "Black Student Today" panel. The discussion focused on the impact of hip-hop music.

"Pick your five favorite songs," Calloway said. "Write down every word that's in your favorite songs. Read it back to yourself and think about what that has put into your head."

A.J. Calloway

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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DWIs?  IOKIYAR

Raj Bhakta

Raj Bhakta, the aspiring apprentice turned aspiring politician, acknowledges that he has been arrested twice on drunken driving charges.

Bhakta, who was fired by Donald Trump during the second season of the NBC reality show "The Apprentice," is the Republican challenging Democratic U.S. Rep. Allyson Schwartz for a seat representing suburban Philadelphia.

Bhakta on Friday confirmed the authenticity of a June 1997 arrest report posted on "The Smoking Gun" Web site. He also disclosed that he had a second such arrest in Colorado.

Raj Bhakta

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British jazz guitarist John McLaughlin gestures on the stage at the Madrid's Royal Theatre April 2, 2006.
Photo by Sergio Perez
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Friends Of Vast Industrial Concrete Kafkaesque Structures (FOVICKS)

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Toilet Stolen

Jerry Garcia

The long, strange trip continues for Jerry Garcia's toilet. Police say the Grateful Dead leader's commode was stolen recently from a driveway along with three other toilets and a bidet, The Press Democrat newspaper reported Saturday.

Garcia's salmon-colored toilet was the subject of a legal battle before it was finally moved to Sonoma, to await shipment to a Canadian casino.

It's unclear if the toilet was swiped by a wayward Deadhead or a thief remodeling a bathroom. Police have no suspects or leads.

Jerry Garcia

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U.S. pop band 'Toto' performs during the television show 'Wetten Dass..?' (Bet it..?) in the eastern German city of Halle Saturday April 1, 2006. For the 162nd time German TV host Thomas Gottschalk presented 'Wetten dass..?', one of Europe's most successful game shows.
Photo by Tobias Schwarz
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Missouri Skies

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1 Down...

Winchester

The famous Winchester rifle glorified in American Westerns may have fired its last shot as a plant where it had been manufactured since 1866 closed its doors last week.

One hundred eighty-six employees of the US Repeating Arms Company plant located in New Haven, Connecticut, were thanked for their work Friday, two days after the facility stopped all manufacturing activity, said Catherine Sullivan-DeCarlo, a spokeswoman for the city government.

US Repeating Arms Company and its New Haven plant belong to Belgian manufacturer Herstal, which has purchased from US firm Olin the right to use the famous brand name.

Winchester

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Steve Miller rocks the grounds of Diamond Head mountain crater during the Crater Celebration in Honolulu, Saturday, April 1, 2006. A crowd of mostly baby boomers were dancing and singing to the first concert inside Diamond Head crater, Hawaii in nearly 30 years. Thousands of predominantly middle-aged fans, clad in tie-dye and Aloha shirts, flocked to this muddy arena once again on Saturday for a daylong festival with the Steve Miller Band, Linda Ronstadt, Yvonne Elliman, WAR, and the Honolulu Symphony.
Photo by Lucy Pemoni
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Antique Corsets - Victorian, Edwardian & 1920s

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Family, Friends and Fans Honor

Buck Owens

Dwight Yoakam, Trace Adkins and Garth Brooks were among the more than 2,000 friends, family members and fans who crowded Valley Baptist Church in Bakersfield, where country legend Buck Owens died of a heart ailment at his home March 25 at age 76.

The memorial service opened with a photo montage set to some of Owens' greatest hits, and included performances by Yoakam and Adkins, and a surprise appearance by Brad Paisley.

Owens' three sons, John, Buddy and Michael, remembered their father as a stern but loving figure, whose advice they still carry with them.

Inside the church, flowers were arranged in the shape of Owens' trademark red, white and blue guitars. A huge U.S. flag hoisted on a fire rescue ladder flapped above the church. Some people arrived in black suits and dresses, while others opted for traditional country gear - cowboy hats, boots, jeans and big belt buckles.

Alvis Edgar Owens Jr. was born in 1929 outside Sherman, Texas, the son of a sharecropper. His family moved around during the Great Depression, and Owens was performing in taverns by the time he was 16.

Buck Owens

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William Shatner: Taxi

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This image made from television and provided by Sweden's Kolmarden zoo shows a newborn baby gorilla resting in its mother Naomi's arms, Saturday, April 1, 2006, at Kolmarden zoo. Scandinavia's first baby gorilla ever has been born at Sweden's largest zoo. It's not known whether the gorilla is male or female.
Photo by Lena Malmqvist
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