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Baron Dave Romm
Orally Pleasuring the President
By Baron Dave Romm
Jeff Gannon and/or James Guckert is gay, advertising himself on gay porn websites he owns. Perversely, conservative Republicans love him. He got instant access to the White House, defying all the rules. If he were a woman, the culture warriors would be asking, "who did she sleep with?" It's a fair question now to ask of the Bush administration, "who was he sleeping with?" His sex life is his own. However, this is a liberal attitude and we live in a conservative time; for conservatives to merely be in the presence of such a flaming gay requires a large helping of moral relativism. How did such an unqualified person get to stroke the president?
The Jeff Gannon Scandal is not a small one. Real reporters have been kicked out of the White House Press Corps because Bush whined about their "hard" questions. Gannon was deliberately given a White House Day Press Pass -- for two years -- and given access to classified documents on the Valerie Plame case. He was ostensibly working for The Talon News, an organization created days before Gannon was given access to the White House White House "rules" state the news organization has to have been in existence at least two years to be eligible. On the other hand, Talon bears the same relationship to "news" as Pravda does to "truth".
Americans have long known that Bush supporters have a loose grasp of reality. Scott McClelland, White House Press Secretary, knew Gannon had given a false name. Republicans love their sexual deviants. In April 2004, Republican activist Richard A. Delgaudio, a longtime Northern Virginia-based fundraiser for conservative causes and personalities, was sentenced to two years' probation yesterday after pleading guilty to a child pornography charge. In October 2003, Anti-gay preachers were arrested for soliciting sex with boys. Another Republican who voted to impeach was having an affair at the time. Rep. LaTourette wants divorce from his wife. And we know the Bush family sinks this low. Neil Bush admitted engaging in "sex romps" with women in Asia while on suspicious "business" trips. Margie Schoedinger files rape charges against George W. Bush 12/2/02. Media ignored suit, Bush was never served, and woman committed "suicide" 12/13/03, an event not covered by the Conservative American press. These are just a few examples. The right wing's loose grasp of reality occasionally gives way to a loose grasp of morals.
You can usually tell what the Republicans are up to by what they accuse the Democrats of doing. "Jeff Gannon" proves the case. The radical right are insisting that the left is working with a "gay agenda" when it turns out that a male prostitute is on a first-name basis with the president. Who did he sleep with to get this job, which he has kept through two Press Secretaries? Monica Lewinski had a consensual affair with the president and the right was all over this private matter. Where are the self-rightoaus culture warriors now?
Jeff Gannon orally serviced the president during press conferences. What he said wasn't journalism, it was pillow talk. The implication is that some hanky panky is going on. The people involved are, presumably, consenting adults but the impeachment set the bar very low: A president's private life, and the private life of those who he relies on for advice, deserve public scrutiny. Bush is afraid of hard questions and he rewards people who protect him from hard questions. What reward did Jeff Gannon get? More hits on his gay porn web site? "Face time" with high-ranking Bush administration officials? I don't know, but I do know this: I'd rather have a president that gets a blowjob than one who gives them.
I suspect this scandal is much larger than one unqualified person's access to presidential press conferences. Anyone want to check up on who slept in the Lincoln Bedroom during the past five years?
I am indebted to Democratic Underground's Top 10 Conservative Idiots No. 186, americablog.com's research into Gannon's porn sites and others for much of the research above.
Also from DU: 5 things you can do to make "Guckert" a household name. Do your part to make sure that the Gannon/Guckert story -- and, most importantly, the Bush administration's massive propaganda effort -- gets the media attention it deserves. A nice set of links from Democraticunderground.com.
Baron Dave Romm is a conceptual artist and a noble of Ladonia with a radio show, a very weird CD collection and an ever growing list of political links. Dave Romm reviews things at random for obscure web sites. You can read all his music recommendations from Bartcop-E , and you can hear the last two Shockwave broadcasts in Real Audio (scroll down to Shockwave). Thanks to everyone who has sent me music to play on the air.
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Last Night
Another rainy day.
I adored Hunter S. Thompson. Found a quote of his that perfectly summed up my experiences in broadcasting:
"The TV business is a cruel & shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves & pimps run free, & good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."
Saturday Night
57th Annual Writers Guild Awards
"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," a quirky love story about two people trying to erase their memories of each other, won best original screenplay Saturday night at the 57th Annual Writers Guild Awards.
The screenplay was written by Charlie Kaufman from a story by Kaufman, Michel Gondry and Pierre Bismuth. The film starred Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet.
Best adapted screenplay went to "Sideways," the road trip romp through Southern California wine country that charmed critics and audiences alike. The screenplay by Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor was based on Rex Pickett's novel.
In other awards, Tony Kushner's "Angels in America" won long-form adapted writing for television for Kushner's HBO teleplay, which was based on his play. The long-form original writing award went to Peter Silverman and Robert Caswell for HBO's "Something the Lord Made."
Other WGA winners announced Saturday:
TELEVISION:
Animation: "Catch 'Em if You Can" ("The Simpsons"), Ian Maxtone-Graham, Fox.
Episodic Drama: "The Supremes" ("The West Wing"), Debora Cahn, NBC.
Episodic comedy: Tie - "Pier Pressure" ("Arrested Development"), Jim Vallely and Mitchell Hurwitz, Fox; and "Ida's Boyfriend" ("Malcolm in the Middle"), Neil Thompson, Fox.
Comedy-Variety, music, awards, tributes special: "The Kennedy Center Honors." George Stevens Jr. and Sara Lukinson, CBS.
Comedy-Variety (including talk) Series: "Late Night With Conan O'Brien," Mike Sweeney, Chris Albers, Jose Arroyo, Andy Blitz, Kevin Dorff, Dan Goor, Michael Gordon, Brian Kiley, Michael Koman, Demetri Martin, Brian McCann, Guy Nicolucci, Conan O'Brien, Allison Silverman, Robert Smigel, Brian Stack, Andrew Weinberg, NBC.
For the rest, 57th Annual Writers Guild Awards
Welcomes Hip-Hop Covers
Patti LaBelle
Singer Patti LaBelle said she takes it as a compliment when younger musicians like Nelly and Kelly Rowland take on her music.
"Whenever they do my songs, I know I'm in the land of the living," she said outside Michael Jordan's party this weekend before Denver's NBA All-Star game.
Before the party, LaBelle, who lost three sisters to cancer before they were 44, received an award from the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. She has worked with a number of charitable organizations on issues like cancer, AIDS, diabetes and Alzheimer's.
Patti LaBelle
Banned In Uganda
'Vagina Monologues'
A plan by women's rights groups to stage the graphic theater work "The Vagina Monologues" to raise money for war-affected African women failed when the government banned the performance as contrary to Ugandan values.
Several groups had planned to present American playwright Eve Ensler's performance on Saturday to help women affected by an 18-year insurgency in northern Uganda, as well as domestic and sexual abuse in this poor central African country.
On Thursday, Information Minister James Nsaba Buturo said the government took the decision to ban the one-day show because it did not focus on sexual violence as activists had said, but on women's private parts.
"This is the stuff that homosexuals and pornography promoters feed on," Buturo said in a statement.
'Vagina Monologues'
Producers Tops Poppins
Laurence Olivier Awards
Mel Brooks' outrageous musical "The Producers" pipped "Mary Poppins" on Sunday to be crowned star of the show at the Laurence Olivier awards.
The musical, as big a hit in London as it has been on Broadway, won the coveted Best New Musical Award when Britain's top theater prizes were handed out.
Nathan Lane, who stepped in at the last moment to replace Hollywood star Richard Dreyfuss in the London production, was named as Best Actor in a Musical.
But Mary Poppins, the magical nanny who has helped to revive London theater, did not go away empty-handed.
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Undergoes Big Changes
CNN Headline News
For a network that has built its reputation on predictability, CNN Headline News is undergoing some dramatic changes on Monday.
The network will debut a new prime-time lineup that dispenses with its usual continuous "wheel" of news. Like all-news radio stations, Headline News has run half-hour newscasts throughout the day and evening for its entire 23-year history.
The new lineup includes an hour-long entertainment program, a legal talk show with Nancy Grace as host and an hour-long newscast at 9 p.m.
CNN Headline News is also revamping its onscreen look. A few years ago, the network instituted a graphics-heavy format with several different elements, designed to appeal to computer-savvy viewers. The network is stepping back, making pictures the dominant element on the screen.
CNN Headline News
Product Placement 'Oscar'
Pepsi
PepsiCo Inc. may be only the world's No. 2 soft drinks maker, but in terms of product placement on the big screen it outranked every other brand on the planet in 2004.
Brandcameo, a product placement offshoot of consultants Brandchannel (www.brandchannel.com), awarded its top tongue-in-cheek "accolade" to the maker of Pepsi, Aquafina and Mountain Dew on Sunday after the Pepsi brand featured in no less than one in five No. 1 U.S. movie box office smashes last year.
Featuring in movies as diverse as "Alien vs. Predator" and "Dodgeball," Pepsi beat arch-rival Coca-Cola and its ubiquitous Coke brand into second place, where it tied with Motorola and Nike.
Pepsi
TBS Series
Pauly Shore
Pauly Shore, the critically reviled comedian whose wacky stoner persona brought him a degree of fame in the 1990s, may be getting the last laugh.
TBS has ordered 10 half-hour episodes of a reality show that follows the star of "Encino Man" and other dubious classics as he attempts to revive the Comedy Store, a Los Angeles club founded by his mother, as well as his own career.
Production already is under way on the project, which is tentatively titled "Minding the Store." No airdate has been scheduled.
Pauly Shore
Bans Pictures Of His Many Cars
King Mswati
Swaziland's King Mswati has barred photographers from taking pictures of his growing fleet of royal limousines amid criticism that the luxury car purchases are an embarrassment to one of Africa's poorest countries.
Mswati stirred up a storm in December when he bought a new $500,000 (264,000 pounds) DaimlerChrysler Maybach 62 -- one of the most expensive cars in the world -- and recently hit the headlines again when he splashed out for new BMWs for each of his 10 wives.
The royal edict barring photos of the cars came after Mswati appeared in an even newer and more expensive stretch Mercedes S600 limousine for the opening of parliament on Friday.
The 36-year-old king, sub-Saharan Africa's last absolute monarch, has run into flak for extravagant spending despite the fact that his tiny, impoverished kingdom suffers frequent food shortages and one of the world's highest AIDS infection rates.
King Mswati
75th Birthday
The Maltese Falcon
For lovers of the hard-boiled crime story, life began with the black bird. It was 75 years ago this month that The Maltese Falcon first appeared between hard covers, just weeks after it was published as a five-part serial in the pulp magazine Black Mask.
To today's reader, Dashiell Hammett's masterpiece can seem vaguely antique, its characters too stereotypical: the cynical detective who works both sides of the law; his spunky and loyal secretary; the trench coat-draped gunman who talks from the side of his mouth; the wily femme fatale who manipulates men with the promise of sex.
But to 1930s readers, every line was a revelation. The Maltese Falcon is a novel of astounding originality that virtually invented the noir style.
Before the black bird, most crime stories were puzzle mysteries in which murders were committed in libraries and drawing rooms and solved by bloodless detectives who collected clues and fingered the guilty by employing brilliant (and improbable) deductive reasoning.
For more, The Maltese Falcon
In Memory
Sandra Dee
Actress Sandra Dee, the blond beauty who attracted a large teen audience in the 1960s with films such as "Gidget" and "Tammy and the Doctor" and had a headlined marriage to pop singer Bobby Darin, died Sunday. She was 63.
At Universal Studio, Dee was cast mostly in teen movies such as "The Reluctant Debutante," "The Restless Years," "Tammy Tell Me True" and "Take Her She's Mine."
Occasionally, she was able to do secondary roles in other films, such as "Imitation of Life," "A Portrait In Black" and "Romanoff and Juliet."
After a one-month courtship, Dee married Darin in Elizabeth, N.J., in 1960. A son, Dodd Mitchell, was born to the couple the following year.
Born Alexandra Zuck in Bayonne, N.J., Dee became a model while in grade school.
Sandra Dee
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John Raitt
In Memory
Hunter S. Thompson
Hunter S. Thompson, the acerbic counterculture writer who popularized a new form of fictional journalism in books like "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas," fatally shot himself Sunday night at his Aspen-area home, his son said. He was 67.
Juan Thompson found his father's body. Thompson's wife, Anita, was not home at the time.
Besides the 1972 drug-hazed classic about Thompson's visit to Las Vegas, he also wrote "Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail '72." The central character in those wild, sprawling satires was "Dr. Thompson," a snarling, drug- and alcohol-crazed observer and participant.
Thompson is credited with pioneering New Journalism - or, as he dubbed it, "gonzo journalism" - in which the writer made himself an essential component of the story. Much of his earliest work appeared in Rolling Stone magazine.
An acute observer of the decadence and depravity in American life, Thompson also wrote such collections "Generation of Swine" and "Songs of the Doomed." His first ever novel, "The Rum Diary," written in 1959, was first published in 1998.
Thompson also was the model for Garry Trudeau's balding "Uncle Duke" in the comic strip "Doonesbury" and was portrayed on screen by Johnny Depp in a film adaptation of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas."
Other books include "The Great Shark Hunt," "Hell's Angels" and "The Proud Highway." His most recent effort was "Hey Rube: Blood Sport, the Bush Doctrine, and the Downward Spiral of Dumbness."
Born July 18, 1937, in Kentucky, Hunter Stocton Thompson served two years in the Air Force, where he was a newspaper sports editor. He later became a proud member of the National Rifle Association and almost was elected sheriff in Aspen in 1970 under the Freak Power Party banner.
Hunter S. Thompson