BartCop Entertainment Archives - Friday, 15 September, 2006

Friday

15 September, 2006

big hammer - bigger hammer

(Updated Daily)

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Thanks, again, Tim!

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Reader Comment

Re: The Monkey King

Hi Marty

You wrote: SciFi has the 4-hour movie 'The Monkey King'.

I didn't know they made a movie about our pResident?

Paul


Thanks, Paul!

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A BIG STORM'S BREWIN'

THERE'S NO TIME FOR JUST SITTIN'

EMPTY DESERT SWINGS


zEN mAN
(contemplating the concept of emptiness)

zEN mAN archives


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Christopher Buckley: Let's quit while we're behind (washingtonmonthly.com)
Who knew, in 2000, that "compassionate conservatism" meant bigger government, unrestricted government spending, government intrusion in personal matters, government ineptitude, and cronyism in disaster relief? Who knew, in 2000, that the only bill the president would veto, six years later, would be one on funding stem-cell research?


Lindsay Beyerstein: Candidate Franken (AlterNet.org)
Gearing up for a possible Minnesota state senate run, Al Franken is changing his image from provocateur to politico. Will he still call Rush Limbaugh a big fat idiot?


'To stand still is to fall away from the truth' (guardian.co.uk)
Susan Sontag, who died two years ago, left behind a cache of journals, notebooks and jottings. These deeply personal extracts, beginning when she was 26 and in Paris, reveal a passionate woman coming to terms with who she really was - and finding her voice as a writer.


PAUL QUINCEY: Why Quantum Mechanics Is Not So Weird after All (csicop.org)
Richard Feynman's "least-action" approach to quantum physics in effect shows that it is just classical physics constrained by a simple mechanism. When the complicated mathematics is left aside, valuable insights are gained.


Andrew Tobias: Golf (andrewtobias.com)
From Rick Reilly's book Who's Your Caddy?: Warren Buffet gave $100,000 in order to caddy for Tiger Woods at a charity golf event. "It wasn't the hardest job," Buffet told the Omaha World-Herald. "I mostly rode in the cart." Woods suggested making a wager for "serious money" on the 18th hole, to which Buffet replied, "All money is serious, Tiger." The bet was for $5.00, and Woods had to play the hole from his knees. Woods made bogey, and won the hole and the bet. After Buffet gave Woods the $5.00, he cleared his throat and said, "Aren't you forgetting something?" Woods couldn't imagine what it was. "My [caddy's] 10%. You owe me 50¢."


Fear is the drug (arts.guardian.co.uk)
She is the high-flying ballerina who switched to modern dance - and now she's about to give her most personal performance yet. In a rare interview, Sylvie Guillem tells Judith Mackrell what makes her tick.


Map Game (rethinkingschools.org)


Educational Games and Maps (rethinkingschools.org)


Stephanie McMillan: Minimum Security: Lock him up (Cartoon)

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from ducks

a review and comment

hi Marty,

Two things...first, I totally agree with Purple Gene's review of the GAP commercial with Audrey Hepburn. The first time I saw it, I was impressed. It's a very clever ad and reminded me of how special she was. There aren't many left with that kind of class and charm. Can you imagine someone like Britney or Jessica...nevermind, the thought is just too scary.

Second, if you are looking for reviews, let me add mine. On AOL, you can view the new show Studio 60 online here

I think this is going to be a GREAT show if this preview is any indication. I was hooked from the git-go and found it dragged only in a couple of minor spots. Otherwise, I loved the preview.

And I think the idea of an online preview is brilliant. I might have watched the show anyway (I mean, it has a ton of great actors in it) but after seeing the preview, I will now definitely watch the show.

On the other hand, Yahoo also had an online preview of another show, Jericho...and I found that show to be slow and somewhat silly. I got bored and stopped watching it.

There was also another difference between the AOL preview and the Yahoo preview...I could stop, replay, forward on the AOL one but not on the Yahoo preview. So if I did want to pick it up later and finish my viewing, I couldn't have.

Thanks for all you do every day. I hope the job search goes well. I'm not sure what your skill sets are, but I've always liked working in health care or at universities. Good luck!

ducks


Thanks, ducks!

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Hubert's Poetry Corner

ALLERGY FREE CAT


"ALLERGY FREE CAT"


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Reader Comment

RE Sobol award

Um, dude, the Sobol award is believed to be a scam:
   Source

Samantha


Thanks, Samantha!
More on the Sobol Award below.

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Purple Gene Reviews

Freedumb Fries



Purple Gene's belated political announcement concerning an important change in US foreign policy !!!!!!

We must go back to March 11, 2003 to remember one of the turning points in congressional history...and US history....it was on that day that the Republican Representative from Ohio, Bob Ney...(who happened to be the chairman of the committee in House Administration), made his earth shaking announcement "the Cafeterias in Congress will no longer be complicite with the cowardly French....the country that refuses to back the US in the upcoming invasion of Iraq.....to show our disdain for their heinous acts...French Fries will now be called "Freedom Fries" (see sign)



What a hero Bob Ney was to all the patriotic people in our great country...standing up to the French like that.....

Well unfortunately, Mr. Ney happened to be on one of his golf trips to Scotland with Jack Abramoff and Tom Delay when the real character of this patriotic American came out....He along with other Republican congressmen and lobbyists had become endicted in a huge bribery scandal.....Jack Abramoff named the first conspirator as Representative # 1......Bob Ney!!!!

On May 18th, 2006...Bob Ney stepped down and decided not to run (he would be too busy in court)

But little fanfare was awarded to the most important event of all....

In July of this year.....the Congressional Cafeteria quietly changed the menu back to French Fries !

Purple Gene give Bob "Neighing" Ney the "American Horses Ass Award" for being so full of Horse Shit !

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

"POOR GEORGE, HE WAS BORN WITH A SILVER FOOT IN HIS MOUTH."

FUGB

GET DRUNK WITH JESUS

"BUSH PIONEER" IS JUST ANOTHER REPUG CRIMINAL

THIS MIGHT EXPLAIN THE REPUGS. HEE HAW

WITH A NAME LIKE "HOAX-STRAW" YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO BE STUPID

WITH A NAME LIKE "POMBO" YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO BE STUPID

THE NAZIS BEAT THE LIBERALS

"ANYTHING GOES" IN A REPUG WORLD

"TAGGING ALONG BEHIND ON A TIGHT LEASH"

FUCK YOU CHIMP BOY!!!

WASHINGTON WHORE

FREE THE DOG!!!

MUST BE A REPUG EDITION


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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Mostly sunny and a lot cooler.


Been kinda bummed about not going to Vegas.

Won't be at my class reunion next weekend, either.

And then there's my birthday in between the two events.



Tonight, Friday:

CBS begins the night with a RERUN 'Ghost Whisperer', followed by a RERUN 'Close To Home', then a RERUN 'NUMB3RS'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Johnny Knoxville and Rachael Ray.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Mia Kirshner and Method Man.

NBC starts the night with 'Dateline', followed by a RERUN 'Las Vegas', then a RERUN 'Law & Order'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Howie Mandel and Clay Aiken.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Matthew Perry, Xzibit, and the Rapture.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Norm MacDonald, Amy Smart, and the Roots.

ABC RERUNs Tuesday night's 'Men In Trees', followed by a FRESH 'Men In Trees', then the unwatchable '20/20'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Sarah Silverman and Lionel Richie.

The WB offers a RERUN 'What I Like About You', followed by a RERUN 'Twins', then a RERUN 'reba', followed by a RERUN 'Living With Fran'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Nanny 911', followed by a FRESH 'Celebrity Duets'.

UPN has a FRESH 'Desire', followed by a FRESH 'Fashion House'.

PLEASE check local PBS listings for a FRESH 'NOW With Bill Moyers David Brancaccio', the MOST IMPORTANT program on over-the-air-TV.

A&E has 'Crossing Jordan', 'CSI: The 2nd One', another 'CSI: The 2nd One', and still another 'CSI: The 2nd One'.

AMC offers the movie 'Enemy Of The State', followed by the movie 'Sleeping With The Enemy', then the movie 'The Fly II'.

BBC  -   
 [2:00 pm]    As Time Goes By - Episode 7;
 [2:40 pm]    Are You Being Served - No Sale;
 [3:20 pm]    Keeping Up Appearances - Episode 6;
 [4:00 pm]    The Avengers - The Curious Case of the Countless Clues;
 [5:00 pm]    Footballers Wives - Episode 4;
 [6:00 pm]    BBC World News;
 [6:30 pm]    Cash in the Attic - May;
 [7:00 pm]    The Benny Hill Show - Episode 50;
 [8:00 pm]    Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Episode 16;
 [8:30 pm]    Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Episode 1;
 [9:00 pm]    Kumars At No. 42 - Ep 2 Joanna Lumley;
 [9:40 pm]    Little Britain - Episode 6;
 [10:00 pm]    Jack Dee Live At The Apollo - Ep 6 Jack Dee;
 [11:00 pm]    The World Stands Up - Episode 13;
 [11:30 pm]    The World Stands Up - Episode 14;
 [12:00 am]    Jack Dee Live At The Apollo - Ep 5 Omid Djalili;
 [1:00 am]    Kumars At No. 42 - Ep 2 Joanna Lumley;
 [1:40 am]    Little Britain - Episode 6;
 [2:00 am]    Jack Dee Live At The Apollo - Ep 6 Jack Dee;
 [3:00 am]    Creature Comforts - Episode 1;
 [3:30 am]    Creature Comforts - Episode 2;
 [4:00 am]    Creature Comforts - Episode 3;
 [4:30 am]    Creature Comforts - Episode 4;
 [5:00 am]    Creature Comforts - Episode 5;
 [5:30 am]    Creature Comforts - Episode 6;
 [6:00 am]    BBC World News.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Inside The Actors Studio', followed by the movie 'U-571', then the movie 'U-571', again.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Kingpin', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Mind Of Mencia', 'Chappelle's Show', another 'Mind Of Mencia', and 'Comedy Central Presents'.

HBO offers a FRESH Real Time with Bill Maher - guests include Michael McKean, Clark Kent Ervin and Gloria Steinem. Plus, via satellite, Pat Buchanan.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Dogfights: The Greatest Air Battles', and 'Weird Weapons: The Axis'.

IFC  -   
 [06:30 AM]    Girl With a Pearl Earring;
 [08:15 AM]    Rabbit-Proof Fence;
 [10:00 AM]    Bus 174;
 [12:00 PM]    The Matchmaker;
 [01:45 PM]    Rabbit-Proof Fence;
 [03:25 PM]    IFC News Special: Comic-Con Chronicles;
 [04:00 PM]    Bus 174;
 [06:00 PM]    The Matchmaker;
 [07:45 PM]    Short Cuts;
 [11:00 PM]    The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman #7;
 [11:30 PM]    The Business: Episode 7;
 [12:00 AM]    Fall Time;
 [02:00 AM]    The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman #7;
 [02:30 AM]    The Business: Episode 7;
 [03:00 AM]    Fall Time;
 [04:30 AM]    Short Cuts.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has 'Eureka', 'Night Stalker', followed by a FRESH 'Stargate SG-1', then a FRESH 'Stargate Atlantis'.

Sundance  -   
 [06:00 AM]    Monster In A Box;
 [07:30 AM]    Dracula: Pages From A Virgin's Diary;
 [08:45 AM]    Slo-Mo;
 [09:15 AM]    Divan;
 [10:35 AM]    Three Seasons;
 [12:30 PM]    Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels;
 [02:30 PM]    Monsterthursday;
 [04:15 PM]    Monster In A Box;
 [05:45 PM]    Dracula: Pages From A Virgin's Diary;
 [07:00 PM]    Three Seasons;
 [09:00 PM]    Kath & Kim - Season 2: Hideous Truth;
 [09:30 PM]    The Hill: Episode 4: What Should Democrats Be Saying?;
 [09:45 PM]    A Different War;
 [10:00 PM]    Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels;
 [12:00 AM]    Monsterthursday;
 [01:45 AM]    2 + 2;
 [02:00 AM]    Monkey Dust: Season 2: Episode 5;
 [02:30 AM]    Fellini's Casanova;
 [05:05 AM]    Helmut Newton: My Life.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM spends 24-hours celebrating shorts.
 [6:00 AM]    Added Attractions (2002);
 [7:30 AM]    The Rounders (1914)  SILENT ;
 [7:30 AM]    A Dog's Life (1918)  SILENT ;
 [7:30 AM]    Shoulder Arms (1918)  SILENT ;
 [7:30 AM]    A Day's Pleasure (1919)  SILENT ;
 [7:30 AM]    The Idle Class (1921)  SILENT ;
 [9:45 AM]    The Scarecrow (1920)  SILENT ;
 [9:45 AM]    The Paleface (1922)  SILENT ;
 [9:45 AM]    Streamlined Swing (1938);
 [9:45 AM]    Hollywood Handicap (1938);
 [10:30 AM]    Ladies Last (1930);
 [10:30 AM]    Blood and Thunder (1931);
 [10:30 AM]    High Gear (1931);
 [10:30 AM]    Air Tight (1931);
 [10:30 AM]    Call A Cop! (1931);
 [12:30 PM]    Strictly Unreliable (1932);
 [12:30 PM]    The Old Bull (1932);
 [12:30 PM]    Alum And Eve (1932);
 [12:30 PM]    The Soilers (1932);
 [2:00 PM]    Billy Rose's Casa Manana Revue (1938);
 [2:00 PM]    Love On Tap (1939);
 [2:00 PM]    Hollywood Hobbies (1939);
 [2:00 PM]    Willie And The Mouse (1941);
 [3:00 PM]    The Flag Of Humanity (1940);
 [3:00 PM]    Alice in Movieland (1940);
 [3:00 PM]    The Gay Parisian (1941);
 [3:00 PM]    Those Good Old Days (1941);
 [3:00 PM]    Roaring Guns (1944);
 [4:45 PM]    The Jonker Diamond (1936);
 [4:45 PM]    Harnessed Rhythm (1936);
 [4:45 PM]    Killer-Dog (1936);
 [4:45 PM]    The Rainbow Pass (1937);
 [4:45 PM]    Boss Didn't Say Good Morning (1937);
 [5:45 PM]    That Mothers Might Live (1938);
 [5:45 PM]    The Story Of Dr. Carver (1938);
 [5:45 PM]    A Way In The Wilderness (1940);
 [5:45 PM]    Forbidden Passage (1941);
 [5:45 PM]    Your Last Act (1941);
 [7:00 PM]    Star In The Night (1945);
 [7:30 PM]    La Jetêe (1962);
 [8:00 PM]    There is No Place Like at Home (2006);
 [8:00 PM]    Your Product Here (2006);
 [8:00 PM]    The Din of Celestial Birds (2006);
 [8:00 PM]    Baadasssss Grandkids! (2006);
 [8:00 PM]    Postmortem Bliss (2006);
 [8:00 PM]    In the Eye Abides The Heart (2006);
 [9:00 PM]    The Grandmother (1970);
 [9:00 PM]    The Alphabet (1967);
 [9:45 PM]    What's a Nice Girl Like You Doing In a Place Like This? (1963);
 [9:45 PM]    It's Not Just You, Murray! (1964);
 [9:45 PM]    The Big Shave (1967);
 [10:30 PM]    Day Of The Fight (1951);
 [10:30 PM]    Flying Padre (1951);
 [11:00 PM]    There is No Place Like at Home (2006);
 [11:00 PM]    Your Product Here (2006);
 [11:00 PM]    The Din of Celestial Birds (2006);
 [11:00 PM]    Baadasssss Grandkids! (2006);
 [11:00 PM]    Postmortem Bliss (2006);
 [11:00 PM]    In the Eye Abides The Heart (2006);
 [12:00 AM]    Boy and Bicycle (1965);
 [12:30 AM]    One of the Missing (1971);
 [1:00 AM]    Peel (1982);
 [1:00 AM]    Passionless Moments (1983);
 [1:00 AM]    A Girl's Own Story (1984);
 [2:00 AM]    Les Mistons (1958);
 [2:00 AM]    Antoine And Colette (1962);
 [3:00 AM]    Break Up the Dance (1957)  [AKA: 'Rozbijemy zabawe...'];
 [3:00 AM]    Two Men And A Wardrobe (1958)  [AKA: 'Dwaj ludzie z szafa'];
 [3:00 AM]    When Angels Fall (1959)  [AKA: 'Gdy spadaja anioly'];
 [3:00 AM]    The Fat And The Lean (1961)  [AKA: 'Le Gros et le maigre'];
 [4:00 AM]    There is No Place Like at Home (2006);
 [4:00 AM]    Your Product Here (2006);
 [4:00 AM]    The Din of Celestial Birds (2006);
 [4:00 AM]    Baadasssss Grandkids! (2006);
 [4:00 AM]    Postmortem Bliss (2006);
 [4:00 AM]    In the Eye Abides The Heart (2006);
 [5:00 AM]    Aventure Malgache (1944);
 [5:00 AM]    Bon Voyage (1944).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Saturday  -  09/16

TCM:
 [6:00 AM]    Each Dawn I Die (1939);
 [8:00 AM]    The Unknown Man (1951);
 [9:30 AM]    The Adventures of Marco Polo (1938);
 [11:30 AM]    Cartoon Alley #28 (2006);
 [12:00 PM]    Freaks (1932)     [View Trailer];
 [1:15 PM]    Grand Prix (1966)     [View Trailer];
 [4:30 PM]    D.O.A. (1950);
 [6:00 PM]    Casablanca (1942)     [View Trailer];
 [8:00 PM]    Winchester '73 (1950);
 [10:00 PM]    Angel In My Pocket (1969);
 [12:00 AM]    Paper Moon (1973)     [View Trailer];
 [2:00 AM]    Dodge City (1939);
 [4:00 AM]    Merton Of The Movies (1947);
 [5:30 AM]    Festival of Shorts #47 (2006).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Cast member Natalie Maines (C) gestures, as co-stars Martie Maguire (L) and Emily Robison watch at a news conference for the documentary 'Dixie Chicks: Shut Up and Sing' during the 31st Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto September 13, 2006.
Photo by Mario Anzuoni
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Ordered Study Destroyed

FCC Republicans

The Federal Communications Commission ordered its staff to destroy all copies of a draft study that suggested greater concentration of media ownership would hurt local TV news coverage, a former lawyer at the agency says.

The report, written in 2004, came to light during the Senate confirmation hearing for FCC Chairman Kevin Martin.

Adam Candeub, now a law professor at Michigan State University, said senior managers at the agency ordered that "every last piece" of the report be destroyed. "The whole project was just stopped - end of discussion," he said. Candeub was a lawyer in the FCC's Media Bureau at the time the report was written and communicated frequently with its authors, he said.

The report was begun after then-Chairman Michael Powell ordered the creation of a task force to study localism in broadcasting in August of 2003. Powell stepped down from the commission and was replaced by Martin in March 2005. Powell did not return a call seeking comment.

FCC Republicans

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Addresses UN On Darfur

George Clooney

Actor George Clooney on Thursday told the UN's most powerful body that if it did not send peacekeepers to Sudan's Darfur region millions of people would die in what he called the first genocide of the 21st century.

"After September 30 you won't need the UN. You will simply need men with shovels and bleached white linen and headstones," the actor warned.

The mandate of African Union peacekeepers in the region expires at the end of the month and the Sudanese government has refused to approve their replacement by a UN force.

George Clooney

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Actor George Clooney listens to questions during a news iconference after addressing the U.N. Security Council at the United Nations in New York Thursday, Sept. 14, 2006.
Photo by Frank Franklin II
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Airport Security Argument

J.K. Rowling

British author J.K. Rowling says she won an argument with airport security officials in New York to carry the manuscript of the final "Harry Potter" book as carryon baggage.

Had security agents not relented, she said on her Web site, she might not have flown, she said in a posting dated Wednesday.

The author had participated in a book reading for charity on Aug. 1 with fellow writers Stephen King and John Irving. Security was drastically tightened after Aug. 10 when British police said they had intercepted a plot to blow up U.S.-bound airliners.

"The heightened security restrictions on the airlines made the journey back from New York interesting, as I refused to be parted from the manuscript of book seven.

Eventually, she added, "They let me take it on, thankfully, bound up in elastic bands."

J.K. Rowling

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Prof Hacks E-Vote Machine

Princeton University

A Princeton University computer science professor added new fuel Wednesday to claims that electronic voting machines used across much of the country are vulnerable to hacking that could alter vote totals or disable machines.

In a paper posted on the university's Web site, Edward Felten and two graduate students described how they had tested a Diebold AccuVote-TS machine they obtained, found ways to quickly upload malicious programs and even developed a computer virus able to spread such programs between machines.

Felten said he and his colleagues felt it necessary to publish the paper as quickly as possible because of the possible implications for the November midterm elections.

Princeton University


Center for Information Technology Policy » Executive Summary

Center for Information Technology Policy » Voting Study

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Opening St. Paul Bookstore

Garrison Keillor

Garrison Keillor wants to run a bookstore. The 64-year-old humorist plans to open a bookstore in the Blair Arcade building in November, the St. Paul Pioneer Press reported Thursday.

In an e-mail to The Associated Press, Keillor said he's doing it "because I am fond of independent bookstores, like to walk into them and sit and read in them, and it's time I make some contribution to my neighborhood."

According to the Pioneer Press, the Blair Arcade building was once known as the Angus Hotel, and it was home to Fitzgerald's mother, Mollie, who lived there off and on after the death of Fitzgerald's father, Edward, in 1931.

Garrison Keillor

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Acknowledges Some Layoffs

Air America

Financially strapped Air America Radio acknowledged Thursday, after star commentator Al Franken said publicly that his paycheck had stopped coming, that it had suffered a small number of layoffs but insisted there were no plans for the liberal talk show network to declare bankruptcy.

"If Air America had filed for bankruptcy every time someone rumored it to be doing so, we would have ceased to exist long ago," said network spokeswoman Jaime Horn in a statement. "It may be frustrating to some that it hasn't happened."

Horn, without getting specific, said there were "a handful of layoffs" that followed a move of the network's New York outlet from WLIB-AM to WWRL-AM, a station with a less powerful signal. The network launched in March 2004.

Air America

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In this photo released by Echo Bridge Entertainment, radio personality Howard Stern and his companion Beth Ostrosky pose for the media at the New York premiere of 'Beer League,' Wednesday, Sept. 13, 2006.
Photo by Dave Allocca
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Hospital News

Marianne Faithfull

Marianne Faithfull has postponed a world tour after being diagnosed with breast cancer, her London publicist said Thursday.

Doctors in France, where Faithfull was diagnosed, say the cancer is in its earliest stages, said publicist Rob Partridge.

Faithfull, 59, had been due to begin a world tour next month, but it has been postponed until next year.

Marianne Faithfull

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Draws Critics

Sobol Award

A new literary prize was launched on Thursday with a top award of $100,000 for one lucky unpublished U.S. writer, but publishing insiders warned that the $85 entry fee makes it akin to a lottery.

The award was set up by tech entrepreneur Gur Shomron, who said he came up with the idea after failing to find a publisher for his novel, "NETfold," which he self-published last year.

But Robert Weil, executive editor at New York-based publisher W.W. Norton, said that despite the involvement of top industry professionals, "It sounds like a Barnum & Bailey exercise."

That's because of the entry fee -- which would net $4.25 million if 50,000 entries are submitted, he said.

Sobol Award

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Arrested By Feds

Duane 'The Dog' Chapman

TV reality star Duane "Dog" Chapman was arrested early this morning in Hawaii, his publicist, Mona Wood, confirmed. Wood said she could provide no details.

MSNBC reports said U.S. Marshals arrested Chapman and two family members - Leland and Tim Chapman - on kidnapping charges.

The news channel said Mexico issued a warrant for Chapman's arrest for his alleged kidnapping of Max Factor heir serial rapist Andrew Luster three years ago.

Duane 'The Dog' Chapman

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Actor Sharon Stone gestures during a news conference for the film 'Bobby' at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto, Thursday Sept. 14, 2006.
Photo by Adrian Wyld
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Judge Tosses Part Of Suit

Mike Love

A judge has dismissed part of a $2 million lawsuit by Beach Boy Mike Love that claims ex-bandmate Al Jardine illegally used the name of the surf-music kings.

Superior Court Judge James R. Dunn threw out claims of breach of contract and breach of fiduciary duty Wednesday but gave Love's lawyer a chance to amend the case before it goes to trial Nov. 6.

The lawsuit claims that Love, 65, is the only person legally allowed to perform under the name "Beach Boys," but Jardine, 64, had toured with "knockoff bands" using names such as "Beach Boys Family & Friends."

Mike Love

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Launch Own Sirius Radio Channel

The Who

The Who recently pulled the plug on live Web casts of their concerts, because singer Roger Daltrey was less than enthused about the concept, but the band is now back on the air thanks to a deal with Sirus Satellite Radio.

The parties announced on Thursday the launch of the Who Channel, which will debut September 21 and run for a limited, undisclosed period of time.

It will feature nightly broadcasts of show's from the Who's just-launched North American tour, plus backstage reports from guitarist Pete Townshend's singer/songwriter girlfriend, Rachel Fuller. In addition, the channel will dip into the Who archives to air previously unreleased live shows and interviews.

The Who

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Sumner Redstone, right, chairman of the board and chief executive officer of Viacom, and Brad Grey, chairman and CEO of Paramount Pictures, pose together at the premiere of the film 'The Last Kiss' in Los Angeles, Wednesday, Sept. 13, 2006.
Photo by Chris Pizzello
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Uupdated Version

Monopoly

The old shoe is gone, a "Labradoodle" replaces the Scottish Terrier and McDonald's French Fries and a Starbucks coffee cup are among the new player pieces on a new U.S. Monopoly board.

Leading retail names such as McDonald's, Starbucks and Motorola have lent their brands to the new edition of the game that will be in U.S. stores from Thursday, though the game's makers insist it's not about advertising.

The new "Here and Now" U.S. edition of Monopoly has done away with Boardwalk in favor of Times Square and has been updated with new players' pieces such as a Toyota Prius car, a Motorola's RAZR mobile handset and a New Balance running shoe.

Monopoly

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U.S. Study

Health Insurance

Nine out of 10 Americans who tried to buy their own health insurance failed, either because the price was too steep or because they were denied coverage due to a current medical problem, a study said on Thursday.

The findings by the nonprofit research group Commonwealth Fund come as more U.S. employers have stopped offering workers health insurance -- with runaway medical costs the most frequently cited reason.

There were 46.6 million uninsured Americans last year, or nearly 16 percent of the population, according to U.S. Census Bureau figures which represented a slight gain from a year earlier. Among the fastest-growing segments of the newly uninsured were those with jobs.

For employers still providing health insurance, more are promoting higher-deductible plans, which is leading to burdensome medical and credit-card debt, the Commonwealth Fund study found.

Health Insurance

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The Naked Cowboy, Robert John Burck, is photographed at Jambox Recording studio in New York, Sept. 6, 2006. For eight years, the Naked Cowboy has been playing guitar in Times Square in nothing but cowboy boots, a hat and a pair of tighty-whitey underwear. Now the New York City icon is taking his naked ambition to the next level: his debut album.
Photo by Jim Cooper
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Woman Pleads In Fake Penis Case

Leslye Creighton

A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.

Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, entered the plea Wednesday, and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said.

Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job.

The two stopped at a GetGo! convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave, police said. Authorities said they believe Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test.

The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police.

Leslye Creighton

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Guns Into Guitars

Crafting

Polished rosewood and an artist's deft touch are all Colombian craftsman Luis Alberto Paredes needs to turn tools of death into symbols of hope.

One of Colombia's top musical instrument makers, Paredes has branched out from traditional methods to fashion electric guitars from shotguns and AK47 rifles once used by fighters caught up in the country's lingering guerilla conflict.

In a workshop above his modest family home in Bogota, Paredes has created the "escopetarras" -- shotgun guitars in Spanish -- since he was approached by local musician Cesar Lopez with the idea about three years ago.

As part of a United Nations program to promote peace, Paredes receives the decommissioned rifles with the working parts wielded together for safety.

Crafting

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Local folklore artists play Chinese traditional shadow puppets Thursday Sept. 14, 2006 in Shanghai, China. Shadow puppets or leather silhouette show became popular from more than 1000 years.
Photo by Eugene Hoshiko
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