BartCop Entertainment Archives - Friday, 22 July, 2005

Friday

22 July, 2005

big hammer - bigger hammer

(Updated Daily)

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Thanks, again, Tim!

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Today

Erin Hart Show

Erin is filling in for Jay Marvin on Boulder's Progressive Talk, AM760.net today, from 5am to 9am (pdt) - (six to nine for you Coloradans).

Guests include Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. who will talk about his new book, "Crimes Against Nature".

And we will check in with Marty (or is it Martha?) of Bartcop.com about tasty links of the week.

And Saturday and Sunday nights on 710 KIRO, 9pm to 1am (pdt), we will cover Traitorgate, Downing Street, Roberts and all the progressive news fit to talk.

Erin Hart Show Links


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Kamla Bhasin: One Thousand Women for Peace (India Together. Posted on Alternet)
Giving the Nobel Peace prize collectively to 1,000 women would state loudly and clearly that peace cannot be achieved by one individual.


Rebecca Meiser: Bitter Pill (clevescene.com)
Ohio doctors and pharmacists are looking out for you. Unless you need the morning-after pill.


Rep. Lynn Woolsey: The Progressive Promise (inthesetimes.com)
We are in the midst of a progressive awakening in this country. In my 12 years in Washington, I have never been more confident and optimistic about the future of progressive politics.


Molly Ivins : Plamegate illustrates pattern of deception in Bush administration (Creators Syndicate)
Attacking an opponent's wife is standard operating procedure for Rove.


Jean G. Fitzpatrick : Wild About Harry Potter (.beliefnet.com)
Without fantasy, we lose our capacity to approach God with the trust, wonder and honesty of children.


Lois Lowry: Frequently Asked Questions
If I become an author, will I get rich?
No. If that is your goal, you should think about becoming an orthodontist.


Hans Christian Andersen


Kids' Lit: Authors and Illustrators


Roald Dahl

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NOTHIN' FANCY HERE

NOT AN ELEGANT ABODE

WHITE HOUSE WITH BLUE TRIM


Zen Man
(in West Berkeley)

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Contributor Recommendation

Southern Gothic Online

Literature? Oh, we have both kinds - Southern and Gothic!

The July issue of Southern Gothic is now online. New fiction by Chris Fahrenthold and Patsy Covington, and new poetry by L. Ward Abel, Peg Duthie, David Galef, Kelle Groom, John Hubbard, Ian Kreiger, Corey Mesler and Wm. J. Wilson. Please stop by and take a look, and tell all your friends!

We need fiction and poetry for the next issue.

While you're there, stop by the Submissions page and check out our non-theme themes: September is the Football issue, naturally, and November is the Death issue. Plus we have an ongoing theme of Sherlock in the South, for all you aspiring Sherlockians.

Jeff Crook
Editor, Southern Gothic Online

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Reader Recommendation

Loser (Version 2.0)

SleepWalker recommends:

Found at Behind The Election: Bush Cheated 04

Loser (Version 2.0) - the Flash

Loser (Version 2.0) - MP3

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Purple Gene Reviews

'Riding Giants'



Purple Gene's review of the documentary movie "Riding Giants" (2004)  [View Trailer]
Directed by Stacy Peralta ("Dogtown and Z Boys"):

My guitar player was in a group called the "Sandals" in the 60's. They did the original soundtrack for the movie "Endless Summer  [View Trailer]   " (not to be confused with "Endless Love" (1978) or "My Summer of Love" (2004)) but the original surf movie directed by Bruce Brown about the search for the "Perfect Wave"!!!! I've always loved that movie (they even did a "Endless Summer II" (1996)…..I watched a movie called "Blue Crush" (2002) basically a Hollywood New Wave Surf "Chick Flick" …. but my son Smoky (DJ - thrasher) and I sat down in my home studio and put on a movie called "Riding Giants" and it turns out that it is about the search for the "Perfect Gnarly Huge Monster it could fucking Kill you Wave"!

"Riding Giants" starts off with some great historical footage of the original Tahitian/Hawaiian connection to surfing and how they originally used boards carved from Koa wood (really heavy) and then later Balsa wood (really light). In the fifties, white boys started riding in Hawaii and this guy Greg Noll was the first pioneer trying to ride the "Monsters"…..unbelievable waves towering over and then crashing down with titanic force…lots of shots of boards bobbing and dudes "Wiping Out". But this guy Greg was an animal and he went through the whole "Surfin' USA" thing in Southern California…"Woody's" - "Waheenies" - "Beach Boys" and thousands and thousands of new surfers…and a new industry…foam and fiberglass surfboards……the whole scene exploded……then some guys died surfing the "Bigs"…but Greg was still the "Man"!

Somewhere in the late 80's, a guy named Jeff Clark would go out and surf on a craggy beach North of Santa Cruz known as "Maverick". For 15 years Jeff kept up his lonely routine until one day the word got out about this once a year phenomenon that happened there…."Monster Waves" in May!!!! So for the next number of years every one, including the hottest Hawaiian surfers would flood the cliffs and beaches and ride…until some one died….

Then there's the story of Laird Hamilton…..He was a little tow-head living on a beach in Maui and he started hanging around a surf shop run by Bill Hamilton…well Bill just loved this kid and showed him a few surf skills and Laird decided that Bill should meet his single mom Joan and that the two of them should "Hook-Up"…like a frickin' fairy tale Bill and Joan fell in love and raised Laird together and he became the greatest "Big Wave" surfer…EVER!!!! He was voted one of the 50 "Most Beautiful people" by USA mag in 1996…he married the beautiful Gabrielle Reece…had a beautiful kid and then had his buddy Dave Kalana tow him out on a jet-ski to ride the greatest Monster Waves EVER….."Millennium" in Tahiti and then "Jaws" near Maui….the footage of Laird riding these insane killers is truly amazing……..

Back to the "Sandals"……the music to "Endless Summer" was really good…and original…but the music to "Riding Giants" was also great in how it was edited in…"Pipeline", "Rumble" by Link Wray, "Miserlou", "Sleepwalk", Bill Haley, John Williams "Jaws Theme" and even Gabby Pahinui…really good!

Purple Gene gives "Riding Giants" 9 - huge monster waves out of 10 for being so damn gnarly (If you like it go see "Dogtown and Z-Boys"!!!)

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

"TALK TO HER"

SECRET AGENT BABE

KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE TURD BLOSSOM

DEMOCRACY IS AN AFTERTHOUGHT

REALLY FUCKING DUH!

JUST ANOTHER BUSH BAG MAN

NICE TRY CHIMP BOY

CHIMP BOY ATE MY BRAIN

TREASON VS. REASON

SCOOTER AND TURD BLOSSOM MEET THE EVIL TRUTH

FRISTY THE CAT KILLER IS JAMMING

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Still hot & humid - my least favorite weather.

Gotta get up too early, but for a good cause (see the Erin Hart blurb above).



Tonight, Friday:

CBS begins the night with '60 Minutes II', followed by a RERUN 'JAG', then a RERUN 'NUMB3RS'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Tom Arnold and Jessica Biel.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Camryn Manheim, Elizabeth Banks, and Crossfade.

NBC starts the night with a 2-hour 'Dateline', followed by a RERUN 'Law & Order #4: Trial By Lilith'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are William H. Macy, Mark Zupan, and Robert Plant.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Tim Robbins, Isla Fisher, and Common.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Vince Vaughn, Rob Zombie, Kevin Brennan, and Ying Yang Twins.

ABC opens the night with a RERUN '8 Simple Rules', followed by an hourlong RERUN 'Hope & Faith', then a RERUN 'Less Than Perfect', followed by '20/20'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are John Cena and Slim Thug featuring Pharrell.

The WB offers a RERUN 'What I Like About You', followed by a RERUN 'Blue Collar', then a RERUN 'Reba', followed by a RERUN 'Living With Fran'.

Faux fills the night with the movie 'Barbershop'.

UPN fills the night with the movie 'Devil's Pond'.

Check local PBS listings for a FRESH 'NOW With Bill Moyers David Brancaccio', the MOST IMPORTANT program on over-the-air-TV.

A&E has 'American Justice', 'Biography' (J.K. Rowling), followed by a FRESH 'Criss Angel: Mindfreak', then another FRESH 'Criss Angel: Mindfreak', and a FRESH 'Biography' (Al Qaeda).

AMC offers the movie 'Duel', followed by the movie 'Witness', then the movie 'Friday The 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'As Time Goes By' - Episode 5;
 [2:40pm]    'Are You Being Served?' - Up Captain Peacock;
 [3:20pm]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 1;
 [4pm]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - Mr. Neutron;
 [4:40pm]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - Party Political Broadcast;
 [5:20pm]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - The Golden Age of Ballooning;
 [6pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Chislett;
 [7pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 30;
 [8pm]    'Footballers Wives' - Episode 1;
 [10pm]    'Murder in Suburbia' - Episode 2;
 [11pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 30;
 [12am]    'Footballers Wives' - Episode 1;
 [2am]    'Murder in Suburbia' - Episode 2;
 [3am]    'Footballers Wives' - Episode 1;
 [5am]    'Murder in Suburbia' - Episode 2;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo pukes back 'Who Wants To Be A Skank Hilton', followed by the movie '12 Monkeys', then the movie 'Blade Runner'.

Comedy Central has 'Comedy Central Presents' (Jeremy Hotz), 'Reno 911!', last night's 'Jon Stewart', 'Premium Blend', 'Damon Wayans', followed by a FRESH 'Comedy Central Presents' (Corey Holcomb), and another 'Comedy Central Presents' (Earthquake).

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'The Last Days Of WWII', 'Edwards Air Force Base', 'Mail Call', and another 'Mail Call'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    'All Over The Guy' (2001);
 [7:45AM]    'IFC in Theaters' (2005);
 [8AM]    'Shadow Of China' (1990);
 [9:45AM]    'At the IFC Center' (2005);
 [10:15AM]    'Sweet Dreams' (1985);
 [12:15PM]    'Trust' (1991);
 [2:15PM]    'Ulee's Gold' (1997);
 [4:15PM]    'IFC July Short Film Collection I' (2005);
 [6:15PM]    'Clockwatchers' (1997);
 [8PM]    'Gods and Monsters' (1998);
 [10PM]    'Dinner For Five #43' (2005);
 [10:30PM]    'The Ultimate Film Fanatic #206' (2004);
 [11PM]    'Sexy Beast' (2001);
 [12:30AM]    'At the IFC Center' (2005);
 [1AM]    'Dinner For Five #43' (2005);
 [1:30AM]    'The Ultimate Film Fanatic #206' (2004);
 [2AM]    'Sexy Beast' (2001);
 [3:30AM]    'At the IFC Center' (2005);
 [4AM]    'Gods and Monsters' (1998).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has the pilot for 'Firefly', followed by a FRESH 'Stargate SG-1', then a FRESH 'Stargate Atlantis', followed by a FRESH 'Battlestar Galactica'.

Sundance  -   
 [7AM]    'The Al Franken Show': (07/21/05);
 [8AM]    'The Other Final';
 [9:30AM]    'Anatomy of a Scene: Buffalo Soldiers';
 [10AM]    'Since Otar Left';
 [11:40AM]    'The Support Group';
 [12PM]    'I'm Going Home' (Je Rentre a la Maison);
 [1:30PM]    'Monster Road';
 [3PM]    'The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant';
 [5:05PM]    'The Other Final';
 [6:30PM]    'Pi';
 [8PM]    'Soho Square';
 [9:30PM]    'Prick up Your Ears';
 [11:30PM]    'The Al Franken Show': (07/22/05);
 [12:30AM]    'B. Monkey';
 [2:05AM]    'Anatomy of a Scene: Buffalo Soldiers';
 [2:30AM]    'The Al Franken Show': (07/22/05);
 [3:30AM]    'Stoked: The Rise and Fall of Gator';
 [5AM]    'I'm Going Home' (Je Rentre a la Maison).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM:
 [6am]    'Secrets of the French Police' (1932);
 [7am]    'Nine Lives Are Not Enough' (1941);
 [8:15am]    'Steel Against The Sky' (1941);
 [9:30am]    'Army Surgeon' (1942);
 [10:45am]    'Sing Your Worries Away' (1942);
 [12pm]    'Having Wonderful Crime' (1945);
 [1:30pm]    'Journal Of A Crime' (1934);
 [3pm]    'Crime Ring' (1938);
 [4:15pm]    'Crime School' (1938);
 [5:45pm]    'Crime By Night' (1944);
 [7pm]    'Escape From Crime' (1942);
 [8pm]    'Kiss Me Deadly' (1955);
 [10pm]    'Detour' (1945);
 [11:15pm]    'The Devil Thumbs A Ride' (1947);
 [12:30am]    'The Hitch-Hiker' (1953);
 [2am]    'Le Petit Soldat' (1963);
 [3:30am]    'The Mask Of Fu Manchu' (1932);
 [4:45am]    'The Walking Dead' (1936).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Saturday  -  07/23

TCM:
 [6am]    'The Great Lie' (1941);
 [8am]    'The Killing' (1956)     [View Trailer];
 [9:30am]    'Festival of Shorts #44' (2002);
 [10am]    'Virginia City' (1940);
 [12pm]    'The Secret Garden' (1949);
 [1:45pm]    'Mighty Joe Young' (1949);
 [3:30pm]    'Children Of The Damned' (1964);
 [5:15pm]    'The Carpetbaggers' (1964);
 [8pm]    'The Magnificent Ambersons' (1942)     [View Trailer];
 [10pm]    'Jezebel' (1938)     [View Trailer];
 [12am]    'Wuthering Heights' (1939);
 [2am]    'Pride And Prejudice' (1940);
 [4am]    'The Heiress' (1949).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


TVLand offers 2 hours of 'SCTV' at midnight (edt).

USA has a FRESH 'Monk'.



Any opinions?

Or reviews?



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Comedian-actor Chris Rock responds to a question during a panel discussion at UPN's portion of the Television Critics Association's annual press tour Thursday, July 21, 2005, in Beverly Hills, Calif. Rock is executive producer, co-creator and narrator of the fall sitcom 'Everybody Hates Chris,' which will air on UPN.
Photo by Ric Francis
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Moose & Squirrel - The Blog

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Makes Appearance Following Illness

Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt, diagnosed with a mild case of viral meningitis and released from the hospital last week, accepted a $250,000 check on behalf of the Film Foundation Inc. at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association luncheon in Beverly Hills, Calif.

A still-blond Pitt, wearing a white jacket and shirt, pretended to pocket the check after the presentation. The HFPA's annual installation luncheon honoring its 2005-2006 slate of officers was held Wednesday at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

The HFPA, which presents the annual Golden Globe Awards, announced more than $1 million in financial grants to film schools and non-profit organizations.

Other stars attending the event included Kevin Bacon, Jesse Bradford, Peter Falk, America Ferrera, Sally Field, Emmy Rossum and Ziyi Zhang.

Brad Pitt

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Claims Gay Attitude

`Desperate Housewives'

Two days after being lavished with Emmy nominations for "Desperate Housewives," series creator Marc Cherry appeared before an especially appreciative gathering: Outfest 2005, a gay and lesbian film festival.

At Outfest, he and the program were celebrated with a panel discussion, billed as "Queer is Just a Frame of Mind on Wisteria Lane," that included star Marcia Cross and members of the writing and producing staff.

That "Desperate Housewives" carries what one audience member called "a gay vibe" wasn't the goal, Cherry said, but he conceded the show inevitably reflects his personality.

"The moment you put a woman in an evening gown mowing the lawn, it's just gay," said Cherry, referring to a slapstick scene with actress Eva Longoria. "It's kind of just what makes me laugh. A lot of my gay brethren get the joke."

`Desperate Housewives'

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Actress Christina Ricci arrives as a guest for the premiere of new drama film 'Hustle & Flow' in Hollywood July 20, 2005. The film tells the story of a streetwise hustler from Memphis who is trying to turn his life around and follows his dream of becoming a rap singer. It opens in the U.S. on July 22.
Photo by Fred Prouser
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Charity Benefits

'Jen and Ben Baby Shower Night'

More than 400 items donated by baseball fans at a mock shower for mom-to-be Jennifer Garner and husband Ben Affleck are going to a "baby pantry" that helps low-income parents in southern West Virginia.

Garner and Affleck didn't attend the "Jen and Ben Baby Shower Night" held earlier this month at a West Virginia Power minor league baseball game in Charleston, where Garner grew up.

Nancy Thomas, who runs the Starting Points center at Falls View Presbyterian Church, about 33 miles east of Charleston, said the items will keep the pantry going for a long time.

Thomas said she has written a letter to Garner to thank her, too.

"She may not have appreciated the shower or felt good about people using her name. But I want her to know what a difference this will make in the lives of so many people."

'Jen and Ben Baby Shower Night'

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Wonka Not Based On Michael Jackson

Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp, star of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, says he didn't base his Willy Wonka character on Michael Jackson - and is surprised that some people see a resemblance.

"A few people have mentioned it, and it kind of took me by surprise. I really didn't expect that," Depp told reporters recently, according to AP Radio. "Michael Jackson was not a sort of ingredient or inspiration for the character at all."

Depp said he based the way Wonka speaks on children's show hosts he remembers from his childhood. "How odd it was the way that they spoke," the 42-year-old actor said. "That bizarre, musical cadence to their speech pattern."

Johnny Depp

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Hospital News

Courtney Love

Rock singer Courtney Love was taken by ambulance to a Los Angeles hospital on Wednesday night after complaining of feeling faint, but she was discharged soon after, her spokeswoman said on Thursday.

Love, 41, was attending an entertainment industry gathering at the landmark Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel when she felt ill, publicist Jill Fritzo said in an e-mail message.

"She was at a party, felt faint, went out for air, a friend called an ambulance for precaution, they took her to the hospital and she was released immediately," Fritzo said.

Courtney Love

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U.S. singer George Clinton performs at the main stage during the second day of the Paleo Festival, in Nyon, Switzerland, late Wednesday, July 20, 2005.
Photo by Laurent Gillieron
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Rigging Rumors

'Dancing With the Stars'

Did ABC rig 'Dancing With the Stars' to favor lead-footed General Hospital starlet Kelly Monaco? In what's surely the lamest scandal of recent months, fans of the reality TV dance-off have been crying foul since the show's main attraction, John O'Hurley (AKA Seinfeld's J. Peterman), was handed second place in the July 6th finale.

The hubbub began when O'Hurley-whose smooth moves and unexpected sprezzatura helped draw more than 22 million viewers to the season's closer-reportedly blamed his loss on a mysterious "agenda." What supposed agenda was he referring to? Apparently, a plot by ABC to juice General Hospital's slipping ratings, a source close to the show says.

"ABC had nothing to gain by letting John O'Hurley win, even though he was clearly the favorite and the best dancer," says the source. "Kelly winning, on the other hand, directly impacts ABC's ratings." As if that weren't enough corporate synergy for one show, during her crowning, Monaco announced she was goin' to Disneyworld!-the flagship theme park of ABC's corporate parent.

'Dancing With the Stars'

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Mrs. Greenspan Is Miffed

Andrea Mitchell

Andrea Mitchell said she felt angry and humiliated after Sudanese bodyguards dragged her out of a room Thursday for questioning President Omar el-Bashir about his involvement in the country's violence.

Large, gun-toting guards painfully wrenched the 5-foot-3 Mitchell's arm behind her. She was freed after U.S. officials accompanying Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice complained.

Mitchell, NBC News' diplomatic correspondent, was part of a press contingent following Rice on her visit to the war-torn African country.

Andrea Mitchell

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Diaz Signature Likely Forged

John Rutter

A man who took topless photos of Cameron Diaz acknowledged that someone had likely faked her signature on a form that purportedly gave him ownership of the pictures - but it wasn't him.

Under cross-examination Wednesday, photographer John Rutter repeatedly said he couldn't remember the exact circumstances leading up to a June 2003 meeting with the star actress, in which he tried to sell the 1992 photos to her for $3.5 million. Diaz suspected blackmail and quickly contacted authorities.

Rutter also testified that he initially thought the signature on a model release form he showed Diaz was authentic, adding he was simply giving the "Shrek" and "There's Something About Mary" star "right of first refusal" before he sold the photos to someone else.

Asked repeatedly by Deputy District Attorney David Walgren whether he now believes the signature is fake, Rutter said several times, "It looks like that."

John Rutter

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The full moon rises behind the ancient temple of Posseidon, in Sounio about 73 kilometers (45 miles) south-east of Athens, on Thursday, July 21, 2005. Tonight's full moon appear bigger than usual, as the distance between the Earth and its only natural satellite was the closest until 2007, at about 357290 km (223306 miles).
Photo by Petros Giannakouris
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Breached Contract

Ashanti

Grammy-winning singer Ashanti hit a sour note with a federal jury, which concluded Thursday she owes $630,000 to her first producer for breach of contract.

The singer was not in court when the jury returned its verdict in favor of Genard Parker, who worked with Ashanti in 1996 and 1997 when she was 16.

Ashanti testified during the four-day trial that Parker did not live up to the terms of their deal as he helped her create music in a home studio that was so crude she sang in the bathroom.

Parker, now of Ellenwood, Ga., said after the verdict that he wished the singer and her mother well and had nothing bad to say about them "though they had plenty of negative things to say about me."

Ashanti

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More Unpopular Than Ever

Ahnold

California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's approval rating dropped to a new low even before a controversy developed about his hefty side income from fitness magazines, according to a poll released on Thursday.

Only 34 percent of adult Californians approve of the job Schwarzenegger is doing as governor, compared with 51 percent who disapprove, according to a survey by the Public Policy Institute of California.

The institute conducted its poll of 2,502 California adult residents in English, Spanish, Chinese, Korean and Vietnamese from June 28 through July 12.

The Public Policy Institute of California said its survey has a margin of error of plus or minus 2 percent.

Ahnold

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With Mount Rainier looming in the background, a jet taxis off the runway at Boeing Field, Thursday, July 21, 2005, in Seattle. Southwest Airlines on Thursday proposed building its own $130 million terminal at Boeing Field so it can transfer operations from Seattle-Tacoma International Airport.
Photo by Kevin P. Casey
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Republican Family Values

Don Sherwood

Rep. Don Sherwood, R-Pa., admitted in court papers filed Thursday that he had an affair with a Maryland woman for five years, but he denied abusing her, as she claimed in a $5.5 million civil suit.

The court papers were filed by Sherwood in response to the lawsuit filed last month by Cynthia Ore, 29, of Rockville, Md. In it, she alleges that he assaulted and struck her on several occasions.

Sherwood, 64, denied in Thursday's filing that Ore lived at his Capitol Hill apartment, as she had claimed in her suit. He said the affair ended Sept. 15, 2004 - the day police were called to his apartment after Ore dialed 911.

Sherwood, a married millionaire with three daughters, is a four-term congressman.

Don Sherwood

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Her Work Is Done

Melissa Gilbert

Melissa Gilbert, who has presided over a sometimes bitterly divided Screen Actors Guild during the past four years, announced Thursday she won't seek a third term as president.

"It is no big secret that there are problems within the leadership of SAG. There are rifts that may very well be irreparable," Gilbert, 41, said in a statement. "All of that aside, I still believe the Screen Actor's Guild was, is and will always be the most powerful performers union in the world and I want the future leaders of my beloved union to know that I will be watching them - like a hawk."

"The past four years have been remarkable, at times frustrating, but incredibly rewarding," Mrs. Boxleitner said.

Melissa Gilbert

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Recommended Reading

The Boy Who Cried Wolf

There once was a shepherd boy who was bored as he sat on the hillside watching the village sheep. To amuse himself he took a great breath and sang out, "Wolf! Wolf! The Wolf is chasing the sheep!"

The villagers came running up the hill to help the boy drive the wolf away. But when they arrived at the top of the hill, they found no wolf. The boy laughed at the sight of their angry faces.

"Don't cry 'wolf', shepherd boy," said the villagers, "when there's no wolf!"

From here the story looked liked it would end quite badly for the shepherd boy, and he certainly would have come to a sticky end were it not for a sudden stroke of genius.

He looked to his sheep, and then to the flock of villagers, who had come running so readily to his aid. He considered the crook in his hand, and the power he wielded with it. He then held that crook aloft and pointed his finger at the nearest villager.

"Are you seriously questioning the existence of wolves?" he cried.

"But there are no wolves h..." began the villager.

"You see? You see? He said it himself! This man would have you think that wolves simply do not exist! Surely you all recall that wolves once attacked a nearby village!"

For the rest, The Boy Who Cried Wolf

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In Memory

Charles Chibitty

Charles Chibitty, the last survivor of the Comanche code talkers who used their native language to transmit messages for the Allies in Europe during World War II, has died. He was 83.

The group of Comanche Indians from the Lawton area were selected for special duty in the U.S. Army to provide the Allies with a language that the Germans could not decipher. Like the larger group of Navajo Indians who performed a similar service in the Pacific theater, the Comanches were dubbed "code talkers."

"It's strange, but growing up as a child I was forbidden to speak my native language at school," Chibitty said in 2002. "Later my country asked me to. My language helped win the war and that makes me very proud. Very proud."

Chibitty was born Nov. 20, 1921, near Medicine Park and attended high school at Haskell Indian School in Lawrence, Kan. He enlisted in 1941.

In 1999, Chibitty received the Knowlton Award, which recognizes individuals for outstanding intelligence work, during a ceremony at the Pentagon's Hall of Heroes.

Charles Chibitty

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Undated photo provided by the journal Science shows how a species of snail-eating caterpillar uses silk, like a spider, to pin down its snail prey. Having rendered the snail helpless and immobile, the caterpillar is entering the snail's shell to being feeding on its soft flesh. A type of caterpillar with a taste for escargots rather than the normal vegetable diet of its kin has been discovered in Hawaii. It's the first caterpillar ever seen to eat any kind of mollusk, researchers report in Friday's issue of the journal Science. Indeed, only about one-tenth of one percent of caterpillars eat anything but vegetables.
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