BartCop Entertainment Archives - Friday, 21 April, 2006

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21 April, 2006

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Recommended Reading

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Paul Craig Roberts: 'Another grim jobs report' (CounterPunch.org)
Is your job safe? Not if it can be done abroad. The only safe jobs are in domestic services that require a "hands-on" presence, such as barbers, hospital orderlies, and waitresses.


Mikhaela B. Reid: Can't Make a Decision, Ladies? Call Bill Napoli (inthesetimes.com)
Did you call Bill Napoli yourself?
No, I haven't wanted to talk to him. The funniest [question] that someone told me she asked was: "Tampons or pads?" Another one asked him if it mattered that her bra matched her underwear.


Molly Ivins: Election-Year Investigations
There always seemed to be an FBI investigation of some sitting Democrat either announced or leaked to the press. Now it's Rove's turn.


Annalee Newitz: The New 'Mad' Scientists
Scientific studies are increasingly coming straight out of our living rooms and laptops.


Bilge Ebiri: Making the News Funnier (Nerve.com. Posted on Alternet.org)
Rob Corddry, fake journalist on 'The Daily Show,' discusses improv, politics and starring in the hilarious new paintball mockumentary Blackballed.


Fred Kaplan: When will the Pulitzer Prize in music get it right?
It's great news that Thelonious Monk won a Pulitzer Prize. Too bad he's been dead for 24 years.


Erik Deckers: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses! (irascibleprofessor.com)
I wrote my first note to a teacher last week.


Stephanie McMillan: Call Bill (Cartoon)

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WANT A COOL TATTOO

OF A GUY BEING TORTURED

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO


zEN mAN
(contemplating a suffering man with a crown of thorns tattood on some true believer's arm)

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Selected Readings

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BUT HOW WILL KING CHIMP PAY FOR HIS WAR?

ENEMY OF THE PLANET

I AM THE EGG HEAD, KOO KOO KA-CHOO

THE WORST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY

THANK YOU CHIMP BOY

HU'S ON FIRST?

THE DECIDER IS DESCENDING

YOU DO THAT HU DOO SO WELL

MOLLY PITCHES A FAST BALL

IMPEACH THE FUCKING BASTARD NOW!

NAZI TWINS

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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Still sunny & summerish.


No new flags.


Tonight, Friday:

CBS begins the night with a RERUN 'Ghost Whisperer', followed by a RERUN 'Close To Home', then a FRESH 'NUMB3RS.
On a RERUN Dave (from 3/29/06) are Josh Hartnett, Chris Elliott, and Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
On a RERUN Craig (from 3/27/06) are Joan Cusack, Mary McCormack, and the New Cars.

NBC starts the night with a RERUN 'Deal Or No Deal', followed by the FRESH 'Miss USA 2006'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Randy Jackson, Jenny McCarthy, and LeAnn Rimes.
On a RERUN Conan (from 11/1/05) are Brian Willaims, Susie Essmand, and Neil Young.
On a RERUN Carson Daly (from 1/13/06) are Quentin Tarantino, Jenna Fischer, and Mat Kearney.

ABC opens the night with a RERUN 'America's So-Called Funniest Home Videos', followed by 'Primetime' (runs 1hour, 40minutes), followed by an abbreviated '20/20', which is a thinly veiled infomercial for Tom Cruise/MI 3 this week.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Regis Philbin, Barry Watson, and Mike Birbiglia.

The WB offers a FRESH 'Survival Of The Richest', followed by a FRESH 'Reba', then a FRESH 'Modern Men'.

Faux fills the night with the movie 'Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery'.

UPN here is LIVE 'MLB Baseball', with the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim California United States of America, visiting in Oakland.

PLEASE check local PBS listings for a FRESH 'NOW With Bill Moyers David Brancaccio', the MOST IMPORTANT program on over-the-air-TV.

A&E has 'American Justice', 'God Or The Girl', another 'God Or The Girl', still another 'God Or The Girl', and yes, one more 'God Or The Girl'.

AMC offers the movie 'The High & The Mighty', followed by the movie 'For A Few Dollars More', then the movie 'Play Misty For Me'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'As Time Goes By' - Episode 2;
 [2:40pm]    'Are You Being Served' - Mrs. Slocombe Expects;
 [3:20pm]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 1;
 [4pm]    'My Hero' - Baby Talk;
 [4:40pm]    'My Family' - Second Greatest Story;
 [5:20pm]    'My Family' - Waiting To Inhale;
 [6pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Springthorpe;
 [7pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 2;
 [8pm]    'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' - Episode 2;
 [8:30pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Springthorpe;
 [9pm]    'High Spirits With Shirley Ghostman' - Episode 6;
 [9:40pm]    'Little Britain' - Episode 6;
 [10:20pm]    'Creature Comforts' - Episode 6;
 [11pm]    'Absolutely Fabulous' - Magazine;
 [11:40pm    'The Office' - Episode 3;
 [12:20am]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 10;
 [1am]    'High Spirits With Shirley Ghostman' - Episode 6;
 [1:40am]    'Little Britain' - Episode 6;
 [2:20am]    'Creature Comforts' - Episode 6;
 [3am]    'I'm Alan Partridge' - Ep. 1 A Room with Alan;
 [3:40am]    'I'm Alan Partridge' - Ep. 2 Alan Attraction;
 [4:20am]    'I'm Alan Partridge' - Ep. 3 Watership Alan;
 [5am]    'Peep Show' - Episode 3;
 [5:30am]    'Peep Show' - Episode 4;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Real Housewives', followed by the movie 'Apollo 13'.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Beverly Hills Cop', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', and a FRESH 'Stand Up Nation With Greg Giraldo'.

HBO offers a FRESH Real Time with Bill Maher - scheduled guests include columnist Mortimer Zuckerman, Gen. Anthony Zinni, and conservative Heather Higgins. Plus, via satellite, sports commentator Stephen A. Smith, and Rep. Rahm Emanuel

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Unholy Battle For Rome', and 'D-Day: The Lost Evidence'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    Waterland (1992);
 [7:45AM]    Passion In The Desert (1998);
 [9:30AM]    At The IFC Center #12 (2006);
 [10:15AM]    The King Is Alive (2000);
 [12:15PM]    Seven and a Match (2001);
 [2PM]    At The IFC Center #12 (2006);
 [2:30PM]    April: IFC Short Film Collection II (2006);
 [4:30PM]    The King Is Alive (2000);
 [6:15PM]    Seven and a Match (2001);
 [8:05PM]    Clay Pigeons (1998);
 [10PM]    Film School #9 (2004);
 [10:30PM]    Dinner For Five #29 (2003);
 [11PM]    Requiem For A Dream (2000);
 [12:45AM]    IFC in Theaters (2006);
 [1AM]    Film School #9 (2004);
 [1:30AM]    Dinner For Five #29 (2003);
 [1:30AM]    Samurai 7 Episode #4 (2006);
 [2AM]    Requiem For A Dream (2000);
 [4AM]    Film School #9 (2004);
 [4:30AM]    Dinner For Five #29 (2003);
 [5AM]    IFC Short Film Showcase: April (2006).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has 'John Doe', 'Stargate SG-1', followed by a FRESH 'Doctor Who', and 'Stargate Atlantis'.

Sundance  -   
 [6:05AM]    The Alcohol Years;
 [7AM]    Secret Honor;
 [8:30AM]    Dopamine;
 [10AM]    The Corporation;
 [12:30PM]    Photographing Fairies;
 [2:30PM]    Comfort and Joy;
 [4:15PM]    Chasing the Olympic Dream;
 [4:45PM]    Trees Lounge;
 [6:30PM]    Kath & Kim: Kath & Kim: Sport;
 [7PM]    A Month by the Lake;
 [8:35PM]    Bedouin Sand;
 [9PM]    Slings and Arrows: Episode 3: Rarer Monsters;
 [10PM]    Primo Amore;
 [11:35PM]    Gamblin;
 [12AM]    Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band;
 [2AM]    Belle De Jour;
 [3:45AM]    H;
 [5:35AM]    Comfort and Joy.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM:
 [7:30AM]    Thank Your Lucky Stars (1943)     [View Trailer];
 [9:45AM]    The Road to Utopia (1946)     [View Trailer];
 [11:30AM]    Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House (1948)     [View Trailer];
 [1:15PM]    A Southern Yankee (1948);
 [3PM]    The Reformer And The Redhead (1950);
 [4:30PM]    Callaway Went Thataway (1951);
 [6PM]    The Facts of Life (1960);
 [8PM]    Clash Of The Titans (1981)     [View Trailer];
 [10PM]    Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989);
 [12AM]    Charly (1968);
 [2AM]    Gate of Hell (1953)  [AKA: 'Jigokumon']     [View Trailer];
 [3:30AM]    Limelight (1952).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Saturday  -  04/22

TCM:
 [6AM]    Too Hot To Handle (1938);
 [8AM]    Scene Of The Crime (1949);
 [10AM]    The Spoilers (1942);
 [11:30AM]    Cartoon Alley #15 (2005);
 [12PM]    The Last Challenge (1967);
 [2PM]    Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)     [View Trailer];
 [3:30PM]    The 7th Voyage Of Sinbad (1958)     [View Trailer];
 [5PM]    Hatari! (1962);
 [8PM]    The Four Feathers (1939);
 [10PM]    The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse (1962);
 [1AM]    The King And Four Queens (1956);
 [2:30AM]    Four Girls In White (1939);
 [4AM]    Three Men In White (1944);
 [5:30AM]    MGM Parade Show #18 (1955).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Diane Sawyer and her husband Mike Nichols arrive to the Broadway opening of 'Three Days of Rain,' the play starring Julia Roberts, Paul Rudd and Bradley Cooper, Wednesday, April 19, 2006, in New York.
Photo by Diane Bondareff
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The Right To Talk Dirty

Comedy Writers

The California Supreme Court ruled on Thursday that writers have the right to talk dirty and make lewd comments while creating a television situation comedy without having to worry about being sued.

The court said the writers of the hit TV series "Friends" did not create a hostile work environment or sexually harass a woman who worked for them by transcribing their raucous work sessions creating programs.

The unanimous ruling by the state's high court upheld a lower-court decision throwing out the sexual harassment claim brought by former "Friends' transcriber Amaani Lyle against the writers and producers of the NBC sitcom.

Comedy Writers

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Sponsors New Orleans Design Project

Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt announced he's sponsoring an environmentally friendly design competition to rebuild parts of New Orleans devastated by Hurricane Katrina.

The actor is teaming up with Global Green USA, a national environmental organization, on the design project. Pitt, who's with Angelina Jolie in Namibia where they're expecting a child, will lead a jury of architects and local leaders to choose designs by six finalists who will then work with local neighborhoods on more detailed proposals.

The design competition will focus on the Holy Cross neighborhood in the impoverished Lower 9th Ward. Designs will be submitted in June and the finalists chosen in July.

Brad Pitt

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Television personality Vanna White, center, is joined by Johnny Grant, honorary mayor of Hollywood, left, and Leron Gubler, President and CEO of the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, during a ceremony honoring White with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame Thursday, April 20, 2006, in Los Angeles.
Photo by Nick Ut
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NBC Cancels

'Celebrity Cooking Showdown'

NBC has taken "Celebrity Cooking Showdown" off its primetime menu after three nights of abysmal ratings.

The reality series was originally scheduled to run five consecutive nights beginning April 17, but the network shelved "Showdown" on Thursday with two servings still to go.

The show averaged a measly 1.8 rating among adults 18-49 demographic. Tuesday opposite "American Idol" was particularly pathetic, with NBC bottoming out with a 1.1 rating and 3 share in the 9 p.m. hour. "Idol" did an 11.0/31, by contrast.

'Celebrity Cooking Showdown'


According to NBC's homepage (at 11pm Thursday), the 2 shows remaining are scheduled to be flushed air Saturday night at 8pm & 9pm.

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Another Republican With Class

Rep. Jo Ann Emerson

Nobody expects to get a letter from a member of Congress that ends with an expletive.

But that's what happened when Rep. Jo Ann Emerson, R-Mo., recently corresponded with a resident of her southeast Missouri district.

The letter ended with a profane, seven-letter insult beginning with the letter a - "i think you're an. ..."

Emerson says she can't explain how the offensive language made it into the letter, which otherwise reads like a typical response to a citizen's question about last year's testimony of oil executives before the Senate Commerce Committee.

A copy of the letter had made its way to the Missouri Democratic Party, which faxed it to the AP.

Rep. Jo Ann Emerson

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Toronto Run Extended

Lord of the Rings

Fans of Frodo Baggins will have a few more months to catch the Lord of the Rings stage play - producers have announced they are extending the show's run until September.

The theatrical version of J.R.R. Tolkien's beloved book opened in mid-March at the city's Princess of Wales Theatre to immense international fanfare.

Clocking in at three hours and thirty minutes, the show is a technological wonder with 17 elevators embedded in the 36-tonne, computer-controlled stage floor.

Lord of the Rings

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Former Olympic gymnasts, husband and wife Bart Connors (L) and Nadia Comaneci, arrive as guests at the premiere of the new film 'Stick It' in Hollywood April 17, 2006. The film, about the world of competitive women's gymnastics, opens in the U.S. April 28.
Photo by Fred Prouser
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Cancels Paris Shoot

Woody Allen

France's film commission is disappointed: Woody Allen won't shoot his next movie in Paris after all. Allen has been working on a Paris script, but it turned out to be too ambitious for his budget, the commission said Thursday in a statement.

A beloved figure in France, the 70-year-old director appeared in a 2003 promotional video to lure American tourists back to the land of champagne. Tourism had dropped during the diplomatic standoff over U.S. plans to invade Iraq.

"I don't want to have to refer to my French-fried potatoes as freedom fries and I don't want to have to freedom-kiss my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her," Allen said in the short film produced by the French government.

Woody Allen

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Steps Up Radio Payola Probe

FCC

The Federal Communications Commission is stepping up its investigation into alleged payola practices at four of the nation's largest radio corporations after attempts to reach a settlement stalled.

The FCC confirmed Thursday that it had requested documents this week from Clear Channel Communications Inc., CBS Radio Inc., Entercom Communications Corp. and Citadel Broadcasting Corp.

New York Attorney General Eliot Spitzer launched an investigation in 2004 into alleged wrongdoing by music and radio companies. Earlier this year, Spitzer sued Entercom Communications Corp., accusing its executives of running scams to trade cash for airplay of songs.

FCC

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The poster for the 59th Cannes Film Festival is presented during a press conference in Paris, April 20, 2006.
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Opie & Anthony Replacing?

David Lee Roth

No surprise: David Lee Roth's run as morning radio host is about done. Big surprise: It appears raunchy satellite radio stars Opie and Anthony will replace him on seven CBS Radio stations.

A deal was in the works to dump the ex-Van Halen singer's ratings-deprived program with shock jocks Greg "Opie" Hughes and Anthony Cumia, according to two people with knowledge of the deal. They spoke Thursday on condition of anonymity pending an official announcement of the agreement next week.

Opie and Anthony were banished from terrestrial radio in 2002 - oddly enough by their new boss, CBS Radio - after airing a live account of listeners having sex in New York's St. Patrick's Cathedral. CBS Radio was then known as Infinity Broadcasting.

David Lee Roth

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Creative Team to Leave

'Gilmore Girls'

The popular WB series "Gilmore Girls" will have to continue without the husband-and-wife team that has been its creative force since the beginning.

Amy Sherman-Palladino and Dan Palladino said Thursday they will leave as executive producers following the end of this season, its sixth. The show's production company said "Gilmore Girls" will continue next season with Dave Rosenthal, who has been a writer-producer there, running things.

'Gilmore Girls'

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Blue violets are seen Tuesday, April 18, 2006 in Lewisberry, Pa., at Gifford Pinchot Stae Park. A smooth 3-8' plant with flowers and leaves on long, separate stalks. The leaves are heart-shaped with scalloped edges. The 1/2-1' dark violet-purple flowers have 5 petals; the lowest one is narrow and spurred behind and the lateral 2 are bearded. Blooms March-June in moist soil in open woods, meadows, roadsides.
Photo by Carolyn Kaster
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Window To The Past

'The Jean London Show'

One man's discovery of a treasure trove of Vietnam War-era memorabilia has spurred the creation of an online museum commemorating one of the longest running variety shows in the history of the armed forces.

The man was Ace Lundon, and he has become the curator of www.VietnamJeanLondonShow.com, a 60-page Web site highlighting in photos and words the days of "The Jean London Show," which entertained 750,000 Vietnam warriors from 1966-72.

The Camp Pendleton, Calif.-based live production featured Lundon as master of ceremonies and showcased a parade of comedy skits, musical performances and pinup girls, a cavalcade that included Yvonne De Carlo, Rhonda Fleming and Lundon's then-wife, Jean London, at center stage.

'The Jean London Show'

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HBO Orders Second Season

'Big Love'

HBO has ordered a second season of "Big Love," its drama series about a polygamist family, the network said Wednesday, just halfway into its rookie year.

"Big Love" will go back into production in August in anticipation of returning to the air sometime next year. The number of episodes has yet to be determined; the opening order was 12.

The second-season order was not exactly guaranteed given that "Love" has not been a big ratings draw for HBO. Airing opposite stiff competition like ABC's "Grey's Anatomy," "Love" has averaged fewer than 4 million total viewers for its Sunday 10 p.m. premieres, hanging on to less than half of the audience from its lead-in, "The Sopranos."

Still, a closer examination of "Love's" ratings indicates it is far from a lost cause. An additional 3 million viewers catch "Love" in multiple repeat broadcasts throughout the week.

'Big Love'

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A woman dressed in traditional costume poses in an asparagus plantation in Beelitz, 60 kilometres ( 37 miles) south of Berlin April 20, 2006. On Thursday Brandenburg state's asparagus harvest season officially opened.
Photo by Tobias Schwarz
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`Human Shield' Trying to Avoid Fine

Judith Karpova

Before the bombs fell on Baghdad, Judith Karpova went there to put herself in harm's way, hoping to prevent attacks on a population that was already suffering.

The activist was among dozens of "human shields" who poured into Iraq as the U.S.-led offensive loomed in early 2003, but she left before the war began.

After she returned to the United States, Karpova was fined $6,700 by the Treasury Department for violating U.S. economic sanctions. Fines up to $8,000 were also levied against three other human shields.

None are paying up quietly, and Karpova is disputing in a federal appeals court charges that she illegally exported services to Iraq as a shield.

Judith Karpova

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German Lessons

World Cup

England fans are being encouraged to learn the German versions of well known football chants before the World Cup.

In its package of travel tips for fans at the month-long tournament, the Foreign Office is to provide handy singalong translations on its website.

"Those football fans who wish to learn the English songs in German to sing at the World Cup can do so and the Foreign Office will help them do that," a spokesman said.

World Cup

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In Memory

Scott Brazil

Emmy-winning producer-director Scott Brazil, whose television shows included "The Shield" and "Hill Street Blues," has died. He was 50.

Brazil died Monday of respiratory failure due to Lou Gehrig's disease and lyme disease complications, FX Networks spokesman John Solberg said Wednesday.

Brazil was executive producer of "The Shield," the first original drama series on FX Networks, and he directed 11 episodes. Brazil and "Shield" creator and executive producer Shawn Ryan won the 2002 Golden Globe for drama series.

Brazil also directed episodes of "Nip/Tuck," "Grey's Anatomy," "CSI: Miami," "Nash Bridges," "JAG," "Baywatch" and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." He also directed the pilot of "Playmakers" for ESPN.

As a producer on NBC's "Hill Street Blues," Brazil won two Emmys for drama series in 1983 and 1984, and a Golden Globe in 1983 for TV drama series.

He is survived by his wife, Marie; daughter Lindsay, 15; son Mark, 11; his father David; his mother Barbara; and brother Griff. A memorial service will be held at 11 a.m. Friday at the television academy's Leonard H. Goldenson Theatre in North Hollywood.

Scott Brazil

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A sea turtle swims in its tank in the zoo in Madrid, April 20, 2006.
Photo by Marta Jara
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