BartCop Entertainment Archives - Friday, 10 March, 2006

Friday

10 March, 2006

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Reader Comment

The Capitol Steps

Hi Marty,

Last weekend I had the pleasure of seeing a production of "The Capitol Steps" at Proctor's Theater in Schenectady, NY. The performers are all former congressional employees that sing political diddies to familiar melodies.

One such tune sung was "Springtime for Hitler" from 'The Producers'. But the words were changed to: 'Springtime for LIberals and Hillary". It was hilarious.

They had "Cheney" come out in duck hunting garb and stand behind "Dubya" and mimick him and pretend to want to smack him for being so dumb. It was a terrific evening. Just google them, you'll find a lot of links and I think there are free downloads of some their routines.

The reason I'm writing is this: at intermission it struck me: this is what life USED to be like. The freedom to express opinions. The freedom to laugh at our elected officials in an open forum The easy-going give and take between performers and the audience. One woman near me was yelping and squealing she was laughing so hard. Then I thought: this is what the world was like before Clinton's impeachment, before the battle lines were drawn, before the red vs blue state mentality was forced upon us. The theatre seated 2000. It was sold out. The lights came up everyone was still smiling and in no hurry to go.

I was going to start off by saying the evening felt like the old days before 9/11, but we were edgy and nervous before that too. The 2000 election, the press laying down and dying in the face of truth, the crucifixion of Gore, and the treasoness behavior of the GOP of putting party before country.

So, if you get a chance to attend an evening like this. Go. The glow of freedom of expression pretty much just lasts over night but its better than nothing.

Sigh,

Sara


Thanks, Sara!

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THERE SHE STANDS ALONE

LOOKING AT THE REASON FOR

TAKING A BIG STEP


zEN mAN
(observing a doddering Priscilla ready to jump...)

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Dahr Jamail: Torture as National Policy (Tomdispatch.com; Posted on Alternet.org)
War on Iraq: From Guantánamo to Iraq, the vicious abuse of prisoners by the U.S. military is business as usual.


Alexandra Zendrian: Was It Worth It? (citypaper.net)
William J. Maher III. Headquarters Company, 1st Battalion, 36th Infantry Regiment, 1st Armored Division. Died: July 28, 2003 in Baghdad, Iraq, age 35.


Christopher Goffard: A Brutal Scene Caught on Tape (latimes.com)
A 21-minute recording of a sexual assault shattered lives in O.C.


Dream Hampton: Parable of the Writer (villagevoice.com)
Octavia E. Butler, science fiction visionary, 1947-2006


Ask Auntie Pinko! (democraticunderground.com)
I live in Australia. I follow U.S. politics quite closely, like a lot of people from around the world, and I have read books by Jon Stewart and Al Franken and really enjoyed both of them. But I really don't know which authors I should be looking out for. Could you perhaps let me know who the best liberal authors are so that I can try and track them down?


Emily Flake: Smoke Break (Cartoon Feature; citypaper.com)
A Love Hate Love Hate Love Story About Ambivalence Towards This Monkey on My Back


Live Action Simpsons

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Update From Colby

Re: Katherine Harris

Katherine Harris: Beginning of the End

She just can't face reality.


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Reader Contribution

Re: Ostrich

Marty
 
Just couldn't resist this!
 
 
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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM

SUCKING CHIMP DICK

AND THESE GUYS ARE CONSERVATIVES! THE CHIMP IS IN TROUBLE

THE CAT KILLER FLIES FIRST CLASS

CHIMP BOY SHEDS A TEAR

DEAF MAN SPOUTING

"BUT THE DEAD HAVE NO RIGHTS..."

BOB KISS BEATS JOE BLOW

HITLER YOUTH BUSTS A TEACHER

HITLER YOUTH: PART TWO

HITLER YOUTH: PART THREE

FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIES

THE FALANGISTS FULMINATE

CORNED BEEF/72 VIRGINS. WHAT'S THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE?

CAT KILLER THROWS A HISSY FIT

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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Cool & overcast - weather on the way.


Two new flags -  Andorra  Andorra    and   Cuba  Cuba


Tonight, Friday:

CBS begins the night with a FRESH 'Ghost Whisperer', followed by a FRESH 'Close To Home', then a FRESH 'NUMB3RS'.
On a RERUN Dave (from 2/16/06) are Hannah Teter, Jimmy Fallon, and She Wants Revenge.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are David Arquette and Cowboy Troy.

NBC starts the night with a FRESH 'Deal Or No Deal', followed by a FRESH 'Las Vegas', then a FRESH 'Conviction'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Terry Bradshaw, Marian Morris & Boo Boo, Russell Crowe & The Ordinary Fear of God.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Finland.visit highlights
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Zooey Deschanel, Samaire Armstrong, the Eco Station Animals, Jack's Mannequin.

ABC opens the night with a RERUN 'America's So-Called Funniest Home Videos', followed by a FRESH 'In Justice', then '20/20'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are John Lydon, Orlando Jones, Jim Gaffigan.

The WB offers a FRESH 'What I Like About You', followed by a RERUN 'Living With Fran', then a RERUN 'Reba', followed by another RERUN 'Reba'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Nanny 911', followed by a FRESH 'Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy'.

UPN fills the night with a FRESH 'WWE Friday Night SmackDown!'.

PLEASE check local PBS listings for a FRESH 'NOW With Bill Moyers David Brancaccio', the MOST IMPORTANT program on over-the-air-TV.

A&E has 'American Justice', 'Biography' (Jeff Foxworthy), and another 'Biography' (NASCAR).

AMC offers 'Hustle', followed by the movie 'Random Hearts', then the movie 'Species II'.

BBC  -   
 [1pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 26;
 [2:30pm]    'Little Britain' - Episode 5;
 [3pm]    'Little Britain' - Episode 6;
 [3:30pm]    'Little Britain' - Episode 7;
 [4pm]    'At Home with the Braithwaites' - Episode 6;
 [5pm]    'Monarch of the Glen' - Episode 11;
 [6pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]    'House Invaders' - Episode 13;
 [7pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 27;
 [8pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 18;
 [9:00 pm]    'My Family' - Episode 13;
 [9:40pm]    'My Hero' - Episode 10;
 [10:20pm]    'Little Britain' - Episode 6;
 [11pm]    'Black Books' - Episode 5;
 [11:30pm]    'Father Ted' - Ep. 1 Hell;
 [12am]    'Father Ted' - Ep. 2 Think Fast, Father;
 [12:30am]    'Father Ted' - Ep. 3 Tentacles of Doom;
 [1am]    'My Family' - Episode 13;
 [1:40am]    'My Family' - Episode 14;
 [2:20am]    'My Hero' - Episode 10;
 [3am]    'Manchild' - Episode 1;
 [3:40am]    'Manchild' - Episode 2;
 [4:20am]    'Manchild' - Episode 3;
 [5am]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 10;
 [5:30am]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 11;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo has 'Inside The Actors Studio', 'Top Chef', 'Project Runway', and another 'Project Runway'.

Comedy Central has 'Comedy Central Presents', 'Reno 911!', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Comedy Central Presents', and 'Ron White: They Call Me Tater Salad'.

HBO offers a FRESH Real Time with Bill Maher - scheduled guests include Gloria Steinem, Larry Miller and Ramesh Ponnuru. Plus, via satellite Pete Rose and John Burns.

History has 'Modern Marvels', followed by the FRESH 'Warrior Queen Boudica', and a FRESH 'Heroes Under Fire'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    Gangster No. 1 (2000);
 [7:45AM]    IFC in Theaters (2006);
 [8AM]    Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle (1994);
 [10:15AM]    Diamonds (1999);
 [12PM]    IFC Short Film Collection II: March;
 [2PM]    The Run of the Country (1995);
 [4:15PM]    Diamonds (1999);
 [5:45PM]    2006 Independent Spirit Awards (2006);
 [8PM]    Bend It Like Beckham (2002);
 [10PM]    Film School #3 (2004);
 [10:30PM]    Dinner For Five #39 (2004);
 [11PM]    House of 1000 Corpses (2003);
 [12:30AM]    At the IFC Center #11 (2006);
 [1AM]    Film School #3 (2004);
 [1:30AM]    Dinner For Five #39 (2004);
 [2AM]    House of 1000 Corpses (2003);
 [3:30AM]    At the IFC Center #11 (2006);
 [4AM]    Film School #3 (2004);
 [4:30AM]    Dinner For Five #39 (2004);
 [5AM]    BaadAsssss Cinema (2004).    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has 'John Doe', followed by a FRESH 'Stargate SG-1', then a FRESH 'Stargate Atlantis', and the SEASON FINALE 'Battlestar Galactica'.

Sundance  -   
 [6:10AM]    Satin Rouge;
 [7:45AM]    Bullets Over Broadway;
 [9:30AM]    Who Is Bernard Tapie?;
 [10:30AM]    Seven Times Lucky;
 [12PM]    Twentyfourseven;
 [1:35PM]    To Be and To Have;
 [3:15PM]    Bullets Over Broadway;
 [4:55PM]    Satin Rouge;
 [6:35PM]    Kath & Kim: Hello Nails;
 [7PM]    In Short: In Short: Festival 4;
 [7:30PM]    Seven Times Lucky;
 [9PM]    Slings and Arrows: Episode 3: Rarer Monsters;
 [10PM]    The Border;
 [12AM]    The Tesseract;
 [1:40AM]    Coldblooded;
 [3:15AM]    The Living End;
 [4:50AM]    Twentyfourseven.    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM spends the daylight hours paying tribute to the pride of Towanda, PA, director Gregory La Cava, who was born on this day in 1892.
 [6AM]    Three Wise Fools (1946);
 [7:45AM]    Gabriel Over The White House (1933);
 [9:15AM]    The Age Of Consent (1932);
 [10:30AM]    Bed Of Roses (1933);
 [11:45AM]    Fifth Avenue Girl (1939);
 [1:15PM]    Living In A Big Way (1947);
 [3PM]    The Half-Naked Truth (1933);
 [4:30PM]    What Every Woman Knows (1934);
 [6:15PM]    My Man Godfrey (1936)     [View Trailer];

 [8PM]    Come Blow Your Horn (1963);
 [10PM]    Pillow Talk (1959);
 [12AM]    Magnificent Obsession (1954);
 [2AM]    Le Proces de Jeanne d'Arc (1962);
 [3:30AM]    Duck Soup (1933)     [View Trailer];
 [4:45AM]    The Bellboy (1960).    (ALL TIMES EST)


Saturday  -  03/11

TCM:
 [6AM]    The Wild North (1952);
 [8AM]    Crack-Up (1946);
 [10AM]    Man in the Shadow (1957);
 [11:30AM]    Cartoon Alley #9 (2005);
 [12PM]    Rio Grande (1950)     [View Trailer];
 [2PM]    Fahrenheit 451 (1967)     [View Trailer];
 [4PM]    Jason And The Argonauts (1963)     [View Trailer];
 [6PM]    Knights Of The Round Table (1953);
 [8PM]    The Hustler (1961)     [View Trailer];
 [10:30PM]    The Fortune Cookie (1966)     [View Trailer];
 [12:45AM]    The Producers (1968)     [View Trailer];
 [2:30AM]    The Cincinnati Kid (1965);
 [4:15AM]    Paper Moon (1973)     [View Trailer].    (ALL TIMES EST)



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Actors Nellie McKay, left, Cyndi Lauper, center, and Ana Gasteyer of the Broadway production of 'The Threepenny Opera' pose for photographers in New York, Thursday, March 9, 2006. They're getting ready for the Roundabout Theatre Company revival which features Alan Cumming as Mack the Knife; Jim Dale and Gasteyer as Mr. and Mrs. Peachum,McKay as Polly Peachum; and Lauper as Jenny. The Bertolt Brecht-Kurt Weill musical, in a new adaptation by Wallace Shawn, opens April 20 at Studio 54.  Photo by Shiho Fukada   Actors Jim Dale, left, Alan Cumming, center, and director Scott Elliott of the Broadway production of 'The Threepenny Opera' pose for photographers in New York, Thursday, March 9, 2006. They're getting ready for the Roundabout Theatre Company revival which features Cumming as Mack the Knife; Dale and Ana Gasteyer as Mr. and Mrs. Peachum; Nellie McKay as Polly Peachum; and Cyndi Lauper as Jenny. The Bertolt Brecht-Kurt Weill musical, in a new adaptation by Wallace Shawn, opens April 20 at Studio 54.  Photo by Shiho Fukada


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Profile in Courage Award

Jack Murtha

Rep. John Murtha, a Vietnam veteran who has denounced the war in Iraq, was named a recipient of the John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award on Thursday.

Alberto Mora, a former Navy general counsel who warned Pentagon officials that U.S. policies dealing with terror detainees could invite abuse, also will receive the award from the John Fitzgerald Kennedy Library Foundation.

Murtha, a Pennsylvania Democrat, was recognized "for the difficult and courageous decision of conscience he made in November 2005, when he reversed his support for the Iraq war and called for the withdrawal of U.S. troops from the conflict," the foundation said in a statement.

The award, created in 1989 and named for Kennedy's Pulitzer Prize-winning book, is presented annually to public servants who have withstood strong opposition while fighting for their beliefs.

Jack Murtha

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Fear for Our Country

Faith Hill & Tim McGraw

Country-music heavyweights Faith Hill and Tim McGraw let loose with their feelings about the Hurricane Katrina cleanup effort Wednesday, calling the slow-going work "embarrassing" and "humiliating," ABC News reports.

McGraw, a Louisiana native, said politicizing cleanup based on race or economic status is "the most wrong thing." "That erases everything that's great about our country," McGraw said.

A clearly frustrated Hill, who is a native of Jackson, Miss., broke down at one point, swearing and calling the government's efforts "screwed up."

The criticism was uncharacteristic of either performer, both of whom usually avoid political discussions, although both have been active in raising money and volunteering for Katrina cleanup efforts.

McGraw singled out resident Bush directly, wondering aloud why the leader of the free world can't hold someone accountable for the cleanup.

Faith Hill & Tim McGraw

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American linguist and political activist Noam Chomsky listens to a question during a conference in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic, Thursday, March 9, 2006.
Photo by Ramon Espinosa
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Finland Trip

Conan

Conan O'Brien may be a talk-show host in America, but he's a god in Finland.

On Friday, O'Brien will devote the whole of "Late Night" to recapping his recent trip to the Nordic country where he is surprisingly so popular. Thousands met him at the airport; he was mobbed wherever he went.

In Finland, his NBC show airs in prime time, though delayed three days. Seizing on his peculiar Nordic niche, O'Brien joked with his usual self-deprecating style: "(David) Hasselhoff is big in Germany, but I'm the king of Finland."

Conan

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Explores World of 'Trek' Tech

William Shatner

The irreverent documentary "How William Shatner Changed the World" features the actor examining the ways "Star Trek" technology inspired real-life innovators, whose inventions include communicator-like flip phones and medical equipment reminiscent of the starship Enterprise's sick bay.

Premiering Sunday on the History Channel, the show kicks off the network's "Out of This World" week, featuring explorations of comets, meteors and UFOs.

The documentary studies how Gene Roddenberry's sci-fi series helped energize scientific explorers who created gadgets we could only dream about when "Star Trek" premiered in the 1960s.

William Shatner

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Hidden Novel Published in English

'Suite Francaise'

The story of how a Jewish girl survived World War II, protected her mother's notes from the Nazis and saw them published decades later is as extraordinary as the acclaimed novel about life in occupied France itself.

When her parents were arrested in 1942 and taken to concentration camp to die, Denise Epstein, then 13, was on the run.

Wherever she went during her flight, she took a suitcase containing that turned out to be a literary gold mine.

"When my father was arrested he handed me the famous suitcase and told me: 'You must never part with this because there is a notebook of your mother's inside.'

'Suite Francaise'

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Neo-Nazis Quash Show

Konstantin Wecker

Neo-Nazis in the eastern German state of Sachsen-Anhalt have successfully blocked a benefit concert by a left-wing singer-songwriter.

Konstantin Wecker, a political activist singer and film composer ("Schtonk!"), had planned to perform Wednesday at a high school in the eastern town of Halberstadt. It was part of Wecker's "Nazis Get Out of Town!" tour, a nonprofit series of concerts the musician has organized across eastern Germany in response to the recent upswing in neo-Nazi violence there.

But radical right-wing party the NPD threatened to disrupt the Halberstadt concert if it went ahead. The NPD accused Wecker of using the school concert as a front for political campaigning on behalf of Germany's socialist Left Party.

Town authorities refused to grant Wecker a permit, arguing the concert was an illegal commercial venture in a public schoolroom. Wecker charges a token EUR10 ($12) for his anti-Nazi tour to cover operating costs but performs for free.

Konstantin Wecker

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Denise Snyder who has a son that served in Afghanistan and is home safely now demonstrates her displeasure with the war in Iraq during President George Bush's visit for a fund raising dinner to benefit the state's GOP, held at the Georgia International Convention Center in College Park, Ga., Thursday, March 9, 2006.
Photo by John Amis
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Attended Premiere

Nancy Sinatra

Nancy Sinatra, daughter of late, legendary singer Frank Sinatra saw her father take the stage Wednesday at a London theater he first graced in 1950 - thanks to technology that has helped create an unusual new musical.

Never-before-seen pictures and film of the singer taken during the 1950s - which has been painstakingly cleaned and edited - are displayed across a series of angled screens and give the impression of Sinatra moving across the stage in time with the music.

The show, "Sinatra at the London Palladium," charts the singer's life and music from his birth in 1915 to his death, at the age of 82, in 1998. It includes home-movie footage of his children Nancy, Frank and Tina.

Nancy Sinatra

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Postpones Final 10 Dates of Tour

U2

U2 has postponed the final 10 dates of their "Vertigo" world tour because of the illness of a family member.

In a statement, the tour promoter said the decision was unavoidable "due to the illness of an immediate family member of one of the band."

The statement, released Wednesday, gave no details of the nature of the illness or the band member whose relative was sick. The promoter could not immediately be contacted for further comment.

U2

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Wife Claims Domestic Violence

David Hasselhoff

Less than a month after filing for divorce, the estranged wife of David Hasselhoff has filed for a court order on a claim of domestic violence by the former "Baywatch" star, according to court records.

Actress Pamela Bach, 42, made the filing Monday against Hasselhoff, 53, in Los Angeles Superior Court, summary records on the court's Web site show.

At a private hearing, Bach also asked for a temporary restraining order against the actor, but a judge denied the request, instead instructing the two to stay away from each other.

Bach was granted custody of one daughter while Hasselhoff was given custody of the other, publicist Judy Katz said Wednesday.

David Hasselhoff

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Former President Jimmy Carter speaks to the audience at The University of Washington's William H. Foege building's official dedication ceremony in Seattle, Wash., on Wednesday March 8, 2006.
Photo by Kevin P. Casey
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Begins Serving Jail Sentence

Brad Renfro

Brad Renfro pleaded no contest Wednesday to a drunken driving charge and was immediately taken to jail to begin serving a 10-day sentence.

Superior Court Judge Michael Carter also ordered the 23-year-old actor to pay a $450 fine, take alcohol education classes for 18 months and serve five years' probation.

The month after his DUI arrest, Renfro was taken into custody in a drug sting. He pleaded guilty Feb. 23 to attempted possession of heroin and was ordered earlier this week to enter a drug rehabilitation program.

Brad Renfro

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Caught In The Middle

Roger Waters

Palestinian artists have appealed to a British musician famed for the 1970s protest song "Another Brick in the Wall" to cancel a concert in Israel out of solidarity with their fight against Israel's West Bank barrier.

Pink Floyd singer-songwriter Roger Waters, a vocal critic of the 600-km (370-mile) network of fences and concrete barricades going up in and around the occupied territory, surprised many in the Middle East by agreeing to perform in Tel Aviv this summer.

Concert promoter Shuki Weiss said Waters was persuaded to come to Israel after it quit the Gaza Strip, territory on which Palestinians want to build a state, last year in a move billed as breaking a deadlock in peacemaking.

Roger Waters

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Taiko drumming masters of Japanese group TAO perform on stage, during their spectacular percussion-dance show in Zurich, Switzerland, Thursday, March 9, 2006. The show is part of the 'TAO - Art of the Drum' world tour.
Photo by Alessandro Della Bella
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Files Suit Over Brother's Store

Lou Ferrigno

Lou Ferrigno is suing his brother, Andrew, and Andrew's wife, Janie, who live in Bethlehem, Pa., and their business, Ferrigno Fitness of Greenwich Township, claiming they are unlawfully trading on the name and image of the former action star.

Scott Wilhelm, lawyer for the defendants, said Andrew Ferrigno and his late father, Matthew, began selling fitness equipment in Brooklyn, N.Y. in 1980. Two years later, the father bought a 5,000 square-foot retail store on Route 57 in Greenwich and moved the business there.

The father died in 2003 after a two-year battle with stomach cancer - a period in which Lou Ferrigno offered no help with the business, the lawyer said.

Lou Ferrigno

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Banned From Vanity Fair Party

Paris Hilton

Socialite Paris Hilton was banned from Vanity Fair's annual post-Oscar party on Sunday night.

Vanity Fair boss Graydon Carter reduced the party's invite list to 500 this year, meaning only a-list stars such as Madonna, Teri Hatcher, Nicole Kidman, Heath Ledger, Joaquin Phoenix, Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Lopez were in attendance at Morton's Restaurant in Beverly Hills, California.

Hilton did attend Sir Elton John's post-Oscar party, and caused a furor when she had a cigarette at the non-smoking event.

Paris Hilton

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A rare $10,000 bill similar to this one provided by the US Treasury is getting a new home. The bill - one of 15 large-denomination bills at a Chase Bank branch in Green Bay - was shipped to the bank's corporate archives in New York for safe keeping. The $10,000 bill bears the likeness of Salmon P. Chase, for whom the bank was named. Chase was a U.S. senator who served as treasury secretary under President Lincoln.
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Not Extinct After All

Rat-Squirrel

It has the face of a rat and the tail of a skinny squirrel - and scientists say this creature discovered living in central Laos is pretty special: It's a species believed to have been extinct for 11 million years.

The long-whiskered rodent made international headlines last spring when biologists declared they'd discovered a brand new species, nicknamed the Laotian rock rat.

It turns out the little guy isn't new after all, but a rare kind of survivor: a member of a family until now known only from fossils.

Nor is it a rat. This species, called Diatomyidae, looks more like small squirrels or tree shrews, said paleontologist Mary Dawson of Pittsburgh's Carnegie Museum of Natural History.

Rat-Squirrel

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IOKIYAR-Style Justice

Backlash

The facts of the case appeared straightforward: On a hot summer night in 1999, a young woman tending bar in an upscale New Delhi restaurant refused to serve a drunk patron. It was about 2 a.m. Closing time, she told him, had passed. So he shot her in the head.

Dozens of people witnessed the killing of Jessica Lall, bullet casings were recovered, and a suspect was quickly identified.

But that suspect, 24-year-old Manu Sharma, was the son of a powerful and wealthy politician with interests in sugar mills. He was only a few years out of Mayo College, one of India's most elite boarding schools. Among the friends with him that night were a coterie of the young, the rich and the well-connected. He and his friends, who were accused of helping cover up the crime, insisted they were innocent.

For six years, the case moved through the courts - fairly speedy for a legal system hobbled by corruption and a maze-like bureaucracy. And few were surprised when the verdict was announced Feb. 21 and all nine of the accused were acquitted.

Backlash

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Male giant panda An An shakes a 'puzzle feeder' at the Hong Kong Ocean Park March 9, 2006. The two-feet feeder, designed by university students in Hong Kong, is made from a plastic pipe with holes and a painted surface, in a bid to stimulate giant pandas both physically and mentally in order to keep them healthy within zoological facilities.
Photo by Bobby Yip
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