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Re: Brussels Cat Show
Marty!
Cutest cats from all over Europe? The cats in the picture on
your page Tuesday
are some of the ugliest cats I've seen in quite a while, and I'm crazy about cats.
If those sad things are the cutest Europe has to offer right now, my moggies would kick their butts and take ALL the prizes.
Linda >^..^<
Thanks, Linda!
Heh - I'd be more than happy to donate a cat (or 2) to Belgium...
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Doug Thompson: They came to praise King and bury Bush (capitolhillblue.com)
George W. Bush's pathetic attempt to turn Coretta Scott King's funeral into a politically-advantageous photo op fell flatter than his State of the Union speech Tuesday - a textbook example of just how out of touch the President has become with the American people.
Robert C. Koehler: Give Peace A Vote (Tribune Media Services)
A few days after Sept. 11, 2001, Bill Scheurer realized that the nation's soul was in jeopardy. He saw George Bush on TV, standing in the rubble of Ground Zero, whipping the national grief into carte blanche for revenge. Behind him, as the death toll wavered, people held up a banner that screamed: 6,000 MORE REASONS TO KILL THEM ALL.
Germaine Greer: The Betty I knew (guardian.co.uk)
Betty Friedan, who died this weekend aged 85, was widely considered to be the founder of modern feminism. Was she really as pivotal as she thought she was, asks Germaine Greer.
Laura Barcella: Al Franken, Purveyor of Truth (AlterNet.org)
They're cutting like $12.7 billion in student loan programs, and I have a suspicion that that is about recruiting. When I travel to Iraq, and talk to the men and women, a lot of them are in there because they need the money to go to college. And if you cut $12.7 billion from student aid, then you're going to force more working poor and middle class kids to consider going into the military.
Al Franken: Excerpt: 'The Truth (With Jokes)'
The true story of the Making of the President 2004, starring the Three Horsemen of the Republican Apocalypse: Fear, Smears and Queers.
Peter Dale Scott: Preparing for martial law? Homeland security contracts for detention camps (Pacific News Service)
A Halliburton subsidiary has just received a $385 million contract from the Department of Homeland Security to provide "temporary detention and processing capabilities."
Book Review by GARRISON KEILLOR
Any American with a big urge to write a book explaining France to the French should read this book first, to get a sense of the hazards involved.
Fiber for Weight-Loss
New research shows a high-fiber diet can keep you from gaining weight even more than a low-fat diet.
Two Rants from the Ant
Avery Ant
Purple Gene Reviews
Sly Stone
Selected Readings
from that Mad Cat, JD
In The Chaos Household
Last Night
Still sunny, hot & lacking in humidity.
Both the AmeriQuest & Goodyear blimps flew over the house this afternoon.
No new flags.
Introduces Alternative Fuel
Willie Nelson
Country singer Willie Nelson introduced California to "BioWillie," his brand of clean-burning fuel made from soybeans.
BioWillie went on sale Wednesday at an alternative fuel station in San Diego where the 72-year-old singer filled his tour bus from a pump emblazoned with a picture of himself strumming a guitar.
The BioWillie brand, known as B20, is a blend of 80 percent petroleum diesel and 20 percent biodiesel and is made from soybean oil.
Willie Nelson
French Activist Detained, Deported
Jose Bove
An anti-globalization activist who was sent back to France after arriving at an airport here accused the U.S. government Thursday of conspiring against his cause and trying to protect big business.
Jose Bove, best known for ransacking a McDonald's restaurant in France in 1999, arrived Wednesday at John F. Kennedy International Airport, planning to speak at an event sponsored by Cornell University, but was denied entry by customs officials.
Bove was not eligible to enter the U.S. under a visa waiver program, U.S. Customs and Border Protection spokeswoman Janet Rapaport said. She said she could not discuss why.
The program allows residents of 27 countries, including France, to travel to the U.S. for tourism or business for up to 90 days without getting a visa, according to the Department of State Web site.
Bove, 52, had planned to attend a gathering of farmers, labor advocates and academics in Manhattan Thursday and Friday, participating in such forums as "Fighting the Commodification of Food" and "The Struggle Against Monsanto in Europe."
Jose Bove
Lands Faux Comedy Pilot
Rob Corddry
"The Daily Show" correspondent Rob Corddry has landed the title role in Fox's comedy pilot "Becoming Glen," while "Law & Order" alum Angie Harmon has been tapped to star in ABC's drama pilot "Secrets of a Small Town."
"Becoming Glen" centers on a successful fortysomething man who looks back at 1994, when he was a 32-year-old slacker (Corddry) living with his parents and spending all his time lying on the couch watching TV.
It's been a very successful pilot season for brothers Rob and Nathan Corddry, both members of the fake news team of Comedy Central's "Daily Show." Last week, Nathan Corddry was cast in another high-profile pilot, Aaron Sorkin and Thomas Schlamme's drama for NBC, "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip."
Rob Corddry
School Rescinds Invitation
Jerry Springer
Sarasota High School sent a Valentine to Jerry Springer - and then took it back.
The talk show host had accepted an invitation from the school's cheerleaders to headline the "Hollywood Nights" dance Saturday.
But administrators withdrew the invitation Wednesday, saying that Springer, whose TV guests include unfaithful lovers and brawling friends, was not an appropriate role model for students.
The cheerleaders are looking for another celebrity to host the dance.
Jerry Springer
Making Broadway Debut
Ali MacGraw
Ali MacGraw will make her Broadway debut in "Festen," the London hit that will also star Larry Bryggman, Michael Hayden and Julianna Margulies.
The play, David Eldridge's stage adaptation of the acclaimed 1998 Danish film, is the story of a family in turmoil, with Bryggman playing the patriarch, MacGraw as his wife and Hayden and Margulies as their children.
"Festen," originally seen in London in 2004, will open April 9 at the Music Box Theatre. Preview performances begin March 23.
Ali MacGraw
Fan Club
Judy Miller
We have little idea what the hell's going on
in this video
, but, still, it's pretty priceless when a few
girls in blonde wigs and faker accents
attempt to present Judith Miller with a missile-shaped achievement award that appears to be made from a dildo. We're sad to report that Judy -- and it's definitely the real Judy -- won't accept her prize. But the Missile Dick Chicks get big points for trying.
Judy Miller
Mudslide Hits Singer's Home
Wanda Vaughn
Singer Wanda Vaughn of The Emotions was forced to dash out of her home after a torrent of mud crashed down a hill and poured into her kitchen and living room, authorities said.
The mudslide Wednesday may have been caused by a leaking irrigation pipe found at a cemetery up the hill from her house, said city fire Capt. Steve Parrish.
"It's like one of those 'Jurassic Park' things, you know, but it was just mud, and it kept getting higher," said Vaughn, whose R&B group is best known for the 1970s songs "Best of My Love," "I Don't Wanna Lose Your Love" and "Don't Ask My Neighbors."
Wanda Vaughn
3-Year Deal With Oprah Winfrey
XM Radio
XM Satellite Radio Holdings Inc. on Thursday said it signed a three-year, $55 million deal with Oprah Winfrey to introduce a channel on the top U.S. subscription radio service, sending shares up as much as 10 percent.
The new channel, called "Oprah And Friends," is scheduled to launch in September and will include a weekly show hosted by Oprah, as well as programs featuring other personalities from her popular nationally syndicated TV talk show.
XM Radio
Crushes Grammys in Ratings
'American Idol'
Some humbling news for professional musicians like Madonna and U2: By a wide margin, TV viewers prefer the amateurs.
Nearly twice as many people - 28.3 million - watched "American Idol" than watched the Grammy Awards - 15.1 million - when the two music programs went head-to-head in prime time Wednesday, according to Nielsen Media Research.
'American Idol'
New York Find May Be Fake
Jackson Pollock
A computer analysis of paintings unveiled last year as previously undiscovered works by abstract artist Jackson Pollock suggests the 32 works are fakes, the Pollock-Krasner Foundation said on Thursday.
The foundation, set up under the will of Pollock's widow Lee Krasner, said it retained Professor Richard Taylor of the University of Oregon's Department of Physics to test six of the 32 paintings in question.
Taylor said his study found "significant differences between the patterns of the six paintings ... (and) Pollock's paintings that we have analyzed."
For the past decade Taylor has analyzed Pollock's work using fractal analysis -- a technique that looks for geometric patterns that recur in the paintings despite the apparent chaos of Pollock's famed drip paintings.
Jackson Pollock
Protest Product Placement
Hollywood Unions
Unions representing Hollywood actors and screenwriters staged their first joint protest over product placement Wednesday after being denied a chance to attend an advertising summit about branded entertainment.
About 200 actors and writers carried picket signs and chanted in front of the Beverly Hills Hotel as agents, producers and brand directors spoke to advertisers at the daylong conference. Passing cars honked in support.
Screen Actors Guild president Alan Rosenberg and the Writers Guild of America, West president Patric Verrone vowed to keep up the pressure until the industry agrees to establish a "code of conduct" governing product integration.
Hollywood Unions
'The Secret Millionaire's Club'
Warren Buffett
Warren Buffett: billionaire investor and cartoon hero? Buffett, the head of investment firm Berkshire Hathaway Inc., will advise youngsters on financial management issues in an animated series currently in production, DIC Entertainment announced Wednesday.
Buffett's voice and likeness will appear in "The Secret Millionaire's Club." He also was a consultant to the show but was not paid for the work, his assistant Debbie Bosanek said.
The direct-to-DVD series is about four children whose online auction to raise money for their youth center turns them into millionaires. They save the center and then turn to Buffett for investment advice.
Warren Buffett
Disney Trades For Cartoon Rabbit
Al Michaels
In the rich tradition of goofy sports trades, eminent sportscaster Al Michaels has been traded for a rabbit. Not even a real rabbit, a cartoon rabbit.
The Walt Disney Co., owner of ESPN and ABC, said on Thursday it dealt the veteran ABC broadcaster to NBC Universal for rights to highlights from a broad range of NBC Sports coverage, promotions for ESPN's "Monday Night Football" -- and Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.
Michaels, an announcer for ABC's "Monday Night Football" for 20 years, had asked to be released from his Disney contract after disagreeing with network producers about the direction the broadcast would take when it moves to ESPN in September, ESPN officials said in a conference call on Wednesday.
"Oswald" is a 1927 cartoon series of 26 episodes created by Walt Disney and distributed by Universal, which owned all rights to the character, Disney said in a statement. The loss of Oswald prompted the Disney empire founder to create Mickey Mouse, the company said.
Al Michaels
Still Fending Off Female Advances
Bremerhaven Penguins
Six gay penguins at a German zoo are still refusing to mate with females of the species flown in from Sweden in 2005, the zoo said.
The problem was that the female Humboldt penguins have proven too shy in their advances, the director of the zoo in the northern port city of Bremerhaven said.
The females were flown in last year in a bid to bring the males to mate and help save the Humboldt species from extinction.
The zoo has 10 male penguins of which six have shown strong signs of preferring male company and formed couples among themselves.
Bremerhaven Penguins
In Memory
Akira Ifukube
Japanese musician Akira Ifukube, a former forestry officer who became a prolific composer and wrote the score to "Godzilla" monster movies, has died. He was 91.
Beside the "Godzilla" tunes, he is said to have composed some 300 to 400 musical pieces for film throughout his career and received a Person of Cultural Merit award, one of Japan's highest honors, in 2003.
Born in 1914 in the northern island of Hokkaido, Ifukube taught himself to compose music as a teenager even though his formal training was in the lumber industry.
His work was heavily influenced by the culture of the Ainu, the indigenous people of Hokkaido who practice an animist faith.
Ifukube left the forest after World War II to become a music instructor. His first stint was between 1946 and 1953 at a school that would become the Tokyo National University of Fine Arts and Music.
Akira Ifukube
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