Bartcop Entertainment - Wednesday, 19 December, 2001

(BartCop Entertainment)

Wednesday

19 December, 2001

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Corrected Version

Who's Going To Hell This Week

Helen A. Handbasket


 
Hello, and welcome to a special Christmas edition of...

Who's Going to Hell This Week?

by

Helen A. Handbasket

 
As ex-executive chief in charge of operations for the Elf Realization Fellowship, Helen's access to Santa Claus is legendary. She is the world's foremost union rep for all Elves still in bondage, having led the successful toyshop walkout of 1998. Her opinions do not necessarily reflect those of this or any other publication.
 

WHO'S GOING TO HELL THIS WEEK?

December 17, 2001

 
Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas, happy Chanukah, joyous Kwanzaa, and miserable Ramadan. Talk about getting bombed over the holidays. But I want to tell you, after five long years of decking the halls of hell, it's a pleasure to deck the halls of earth with holly and daisy-cutters. Let the yuletide spirit of credit spread into your life wholeheartedly. You'll pay eventually.
- Helen -

10. Osama bin Laden's plan to kill himself on national television was pre-empted by a rerun of "Murder, She Wrote."

9. OPEC is meeting later this month in Cairo to discuss the recent slump in oil prices. Will prices go up? Depends on if George Lucas lets Peter Jackson direct "Star Wars III."
 
8. Jim Carrey will be playing Howard Hughes in a new bio-pic and Howard Hughes is furious. "He's completely wrong," says Hughes from Sweeny Todd's barbershop in the 3rd level of hell. "I would have preferred Hillary Swank."
 
7. My goodness, wasn't it ballsy of the Los Angeles Film Critic's Association to give "Shrek" the award for best animated film of the year, ignoring Pixar whose recent tape "Osama" was shown round the world?
 
5. Students at Siena Heights University in Adrian, Michigan can major in "The Simpsons" and minor in "Spongebob Squarepants."
 
6. Whoever switched the 5 and the 6. Confused the hell out of me.
 
4. Thanks to Viagra, they're finally letting tourists back into the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
 
3. Why, oh why, did a Beatle have to die? How else could Will Smith find the power within himself to play the mighty Muhammad Ali?
 
2. God rest ye merry gentlemen, but not on the sofa.
 
And the number one person going to hell this week?
 
1.  Time Magazine's Man-of-the-Year.
 
Personal to Winona: Ha!
Personal to GWB: Huh?
 

ARITHMETIC FROM HELL

 
The day "Shallow Hal" broke $66.6 million plus 22 people dead in a Paraguayan jail riot times the Enron employee's pension fund equals $400 million in pork shoehorned into the latest anti-terrorism bill times the rise in gun sales since 9/11 minus everyone who understands the ending of "Vanilla Sky."
 

BUMPER STICKER FROM HELL



 

QUIZ FROM HELL

 
Which was more effective?
 
a) Yassar Arafat's call for an end to all armed attacks against Israel or settlers and soldiers in the West Bank and Gaza Strip.
 
b) George W. Bush's call for an end to all armed attacks against Israel or settlers and soldiers in the West Bank and Gaza Strip.
 
c) Homer Simpson's call for an end to all armed attacks against Israel or settlers and soldiers in the West Bank and Gaza Strip.

d) None of the above

HEADLINE FROM HELL

 
"The FBI is Investigating the CIA"
- Slate Magazine -
 

GRAPHIC FROM HELL




 
 

QUOTES FROM HELL

 
"Certainty is the enemy of decency and humanity in people who are sure they are right, like Osama Bin Laden and John Ashcroft."
Anthony Lewis -
 
"Know how to contradict. An affected doubt is the subtlest picklock that curiosity can use to find out what it wants to know." - Baltasar Gracian -
 
"A single intelligent remark can destroy a man's entire career." - Ezra Pound -
 
"Champaign for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends." - Tom Waits -
 
"If this man will place his faith and trust the crucified, buried, risen Savior, Jesus Christ, God can forgive him, bin Laden, anyone, as he did the apostle Paul on the road to Damascus." - Reverend Jerry Falwell -
 
"Do not adjust your mind, it is reality that is malfunctioning." - Robert Anton Wilson -
 
"The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity." - Voltaire -
 
"There are only two kinds of artists: the plagiarists and the revolutionaries."  - Paul Gauguin -
"I don't care. Dead or alive, either way. I mean, it doesn't matter to me."
- George W. Bush -
 
 
 

DUH!

 
"Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa."
- Bart Simpson -
 

CHORUS LINE FROM HELL


 
 

RUMBA FROM HELL

 
The Anti-Taliban in Tora Bora
 
No one really has to be afraid-a
A terrorist Afghani from al-Qaeda
As long as we cannot get any more-a
The anti-Taliban from Tora Bora
 
Everybody really likes to hate a
Terrorist Afghani from al-Qaeda
But nobody is going to ignore a
Anti-Taliban from Tora Bora
 
No one really cares about the fate-a
a terrorist Afghani from al-Qaeda
But never have I seen a bigger shnora
On the anti-Taliban in Tora Bora
 
Instead of VHS he bought a beta
The terrorist Afghani from al-Qaeda
but nobody knows how to dance the hora
In the anti-Taliban from Tora Bora
 
Even Courtney Love will never date-a
terrorist Afghani from al-Qaeda
But everybody voted for Al Gore-a
In the anti-Taliban from Tora Bora
 
The U.S.A. has never really paid-a
Terrorist Afghani from al-Qaeda
But nobody went Tora Tora Tora
in the anti-Taliban from Tora Bora
 
A twenty-dollar hooker never ate-a
Terrorist Afghani from al-Qaeda
But everybody's tushy's getting sore-a
in the anti-Taliban from Tora Bora
 
No one ever has to be afraid -a
the terrorist Afghani from al-Qaeda
Everybody's tired of the war - a
gainst the anti-Taliban from Tora Bora
Everybody's tired of the war - a
gainst the anti-Taliban from Tora Bora
 

SITES FROM HELL

 
The Dirty Dozen - 12 toys to avoid this Christmas.
 
What the hell happened to George Harrison's body?
The US vetoed a U.N. mid-east peace initiative. Hurray!
 
An interview with Aaron McGruder, creator of The Boondocks.
 
He knew.
 
I direct your attention to the Old Federal Courthouse in Lower Manhattan, a few blocks from the scene of the Sept. 11 crime, where dozens of terrorists have been brought to justice without the need for secret tribunals.
 
How can Bush and the Enron bosses sleep at night?
 
A cool picture of Yassar Arafat made up of hundreds of pictures of terrorist atrocities.
 
To the Palestinians it's the same fight for survival that the Native Americans once fought against the U.S. - and lost.
 
You too can be a thug, pimp, or drug dealer. check out Gang-Wars!
 
URLwire - Alerts of Useful, Unique, and Educational Web Launches.
 
Celebulary. What do you call a Britney Spears concert? A lip-synching ship!
 
Once just a stupid joke, now a website.
 
Last minute Christmas shopping? Why not get that special someone a mechanical leech?
 
I keep telling you, George W Bush is NOT a crackhead!
 

PUZZLE FROM HELL

 


 
Answer to last week's puzzle from hell:
"What luck for rulers, that men do not think." -Adolph Hitler -
 

HEY THERE, CUTIE

LOOK WHO'S UNDER THE MISTLETOE

GIMME A SMOOCH, WOULD YA?

WANT TO KNOW WHO WENT TO HELL IN 2001?

OF COURSE YOU DO

 
http://home.earthlink.net/~dare2b



Many thanks to Michael Dare!

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Reader Review

THE BEST OF 2001 - THE REISSUES

By George Krausser

Well, here we go, (this was a lot harder than it looks).....
 

THE BEST OF 2001 - THE REISSUES

 
    "Is this phase one of another greedy record company ploy to force you to buy these albums one more time?"
 
        - From the word balloon above Frank Zappa in the Rykodisc FZ catalog, circa early 1990's
 
And therein lies my dilemma on how to present a list for top reissue albums. Do I simply list what I think are the best albums that have been remastered? Chances that most people that would be interested in these albums own a copy. How about just the ones with additional material, those ubiquitous "bonus tracks" that appear? In many cases, the bonus tracks were outtakes during the album sessions that the artists usually didn't want to include in the first place. Best increase in sound quality over original release? Now we're really getting subjective, and I would have to list otherwise crappy albums.
 
So this list isn't going to have specific rules on what can be included, only if you don't have these yet, I highly recommend you go get them. This is tough, please e-mail on blatant oversights I may have missed. Here goes (in no specific order.....)
 
 
JUDAS PRIEST        British Steel
                                          Point of Entry
                                          Screaming for Vengeance
                                          Defenders of the Faith
 
In the early '80's, Judas Priest was the heavy metal band. They were never cheesy, moussed posers, and never resorted to titillating videos to keep the kids interested. They were a flat-out, headbanging paradise, and these albums were Priest at the zenith of their powers. What set them apart was K.K. Downing's and Glenn Tipton's ferocious two-guitar attack and singer Rob Halford's piercing vocals with lyrics that were calls to action. Each disc has one additional studio track and one live track from the era of the album release. Play 'em loud, and play 'em proud. (Note: the four albums previous to these - Sin After Sin, Stained Class, Hell Bent for Leather, and Unleashed in the East, have just been reissued, if you want to listen to Priest develop into what they became on these classics).
 
 
TRAFFIC                    John Barleycorn Must Die
 
 
The seminal Traffic album, one of the best folk-rock albums of all time. If you're jaded by Steve Winwood's over-produced, yuppified '80's drivel, this (with classic tracks Glad, Freedom Rider, and Empty Pages), will help you forgive him.
 
 
LOVE                          Forever Changes
 
 
Most may find it hard to believe that the Doors aspired to be like label mates (and L.A. mates) Love. Love was the original underground band of the mid-1960's. However, Love's insistence on staying in L.A. and not touring or even promoting themselves outside of California doomed them to be forever underground. Love's third album (originally from 1967) is the ultimate showcase of vocalist Arthur Lee; his songwriting, and his musical arrangements taking rock music as far forward as the "rivalry" between Beach Boy Brian Wilson and the Beatles. Think I'm exaggerating? Listen to it.
 
 
THE ISLEY BROS.     The Heat is On
 
The Heat is On is the album where the Isleys had their greatest mix of rock and balladry. Fight the Power is an anthem, while Sensuality and For the Love of You show how to get sexy without getting sexist (or mushy). Definitely an album to get to impress a lady.
 
X                                  Los Angeles
                                            Wild Gift
                                            Under the Big Black Sun
 
X emerged from the morass that stifled L.A. music in the late '70's. Mixing punk and rockabilly into a desperate concoction, X helped kick-start L.A. punk, a welcome change from the lifeless "Take it Easy" scene that was dominating at the time. X's three best albums show a wonderful contempt for boring people amidst their work that the music highers-up just wished would go away, thinking it wasn't commercially viable (While not going away, it would eventually be driven back down in the early '80's with inferior, non-Judas Priest moussy metal glutting up the L.A. scene).
 
 
RAMONES                  Ramones
                                             Leave Home
                                             Rocket to Russia
                                             Road to Ruin
 
First off: These reissues were in the works well before Joey Ramone died this past April, so please don't call these a cheap attempt to cash in on a legacy. For me, already owning all of these, it was a bit of a risk to buy them again. The sound difference really isn't all that noticeable. But the additional material thrown on is amazing. Ramones contains a wonderful version of I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend, sung by Joey in a Britpop accent, and cool early versions of I Don't Care and Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue. Leave Home contains a complete 1976 concert! Squeezed onto one CD with the original album! Road to Ruin contains all of the songs the Ramones did for the Rock 'n Roll High School soundtrack, a nice gesture by Rhino, who could of easily rereleased that album, making us pay up for another album (I'll have more nice things to say about Rhino in the near future). Oh yeah, the original songs. Call it punk, call it new wave, call it what you will, but damn it, call it rock 'n roll. These guys made me wonder why I had Foreigner, Journey, and REO Speedwagon in my cassette cabinet. Those were gone in short order after hearing the Ramones. Our new Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame inductees are why I'm a rock fan.
 
Hope you caught my best of 2001- the new stuff. I'll have the best of the anthologies, compilations, and box sets to close out this trifecta.
 
 
~~ George Krausser
 
 
 
Fabulous job, George! Thank you.

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Weekly Review

from Harper's Magazine

WEEKLY REVIEW - 18 December, 2001

The White House announced that the anthrax used in recent mail attacks probably originated in the United States; Army officials confirmed that the bacteria was a genetic match with anthrax in the Army's stockpile but pointed out that their supply had come from the Agriculture Department. The F.B.I. was still trying to figure out how many different government labs were experimenting with the bacteria.

President Bush announced that the United States will withdraw from the 1972 Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty. North Korea said it will sign five international antiterrorism conventions. Israelis and Palestinians continued to kill one another; a poll showed that 74 percent of Israelis backed their government's "seek-and-kill" policy of assassinating Palestinian militants, though just 22 percent thought it decreased terrorism and 45 percent said it probably increased terror attacks. American warplanes were dropping fewer bombs on Afghanistan.

Celebrities were organizing a campaign to eradicate gossip. Winona Ryder was arrested for shoplifting and illegal drug possession.

A gynecologist in India successfully performed 68 hysterectomies within 24 hours.

There was a report that British prime minister Tony Blair and his wife, Cherie, recently underwent a "rebirthing ritual" in a Mexican steam bath; the ritual was said to include primal screams and the smearing of mud and fruit all over their bodies.

A baby bear named Snickers escaped from a Minnesota animal park and broke into a farm house because he was feeling lonely. "He was just looking for people to hug him," the bear's owner said. "He's a huggy bear."

( continued at Weekly Review )

--Roger D. Hodge

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NY City Firefighters Bike Cross Country

Hanging With Hef

New York City Firefighters from Engine 33 Ladder 9 in Greenwich Village at the Playboy Mansion - (L-R) Matt Hornung, Ralph Perricelli, Dan 'Pappy' Rowan, Hugh Hefner, Sal Princiotta, Gerard Dolan, Drew Robb - Photo by Elayne Lodge

Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner poses with New York City Firefighters from Engine 33 Ladder 9 in Greenwich Village at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles December 17, 2001. Shown (L-R) are Matt Hornung, Ralph Perricelli, Dan "Pappy" Rowan, Hugh Hefner, Sal Princiotta, Gerard Dolan, Drew Robb. The firefighters rode their bicycles across the country in memory of their colleagues killed September 11, 2001.
Photo by Elayne Lodge

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Started the evening with the PBS spin on J.R.R. Tolkien special. What can I say... I was outvoted 2 to 1.....Need to get better at bribing the kid, I think. The female narrator of the program made a point of pronouncing the name 'tol - KEEN'.

After that, caught the rerun on NBC of 'Frasier', followed by a fairly amusing repeat of 'Scrubs'.

The 'People's Magazine' Special that followed felt more like an hour-long infomercial as opposed to a 'NBC Special'...maybe they needed to involve a major alcohol advertiser (preferably one who makes home deliveries)....



Tonight, Wednesday, CBS has '60 Minutes II', and a Roma Downey TV movie that would seem to necessitate insulin if viewed in one sitting.

NBC regurgitates 3 reruns, 'Ed', 'The West Wing', and 'Law & Order'.

Over at the Mouse House (ABC), the first hour ('My Wife & Kids' & 'Jim') are reruns. The 2nd hour has fresh episodes of 'Drew Carey' & 'Whose Line'. '20/20' follows.

The WB has fresh episodes of 'Dawson's Creek' and 'Felicity'.

Faux has a rerun of 'That 70's Show', but, fresh episodes of 'Grounded For Life', 'Bernie Mac', and 'Titus'.

UPN has a rerun of 'Enterprise' and a fresh 'Special Unit 2'.

TCM continues its Marx Brothers movies, and also has the W.C.Fields/Mae West Classic ''My Little Chickadee''. (2 + 2 is 5, and 5 will get you 10...)



Anyone have any opinions?

Or reviews?



(See below for addresses)

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Matriculation Rumors

Chelsea

Chelsea Clinton could be leaving Oxford for the London School of Economics.

The 21-year-old former First Daughter, who graduated from Stanford University last spring, has been studying for a master's degree in international relations at Oxford since September. But the British tabs are reporting that she wants out because she thinks Oxford is too cliquey.

The papers say Chelsea has been socializing more with the Americans over there because she has experienced anti-American feeling from many of the British students. Apparently, she believes the LSE, where her father once gave a guest lecture, has a more diverse mix of foreign students.

A spokeswoman for Bill Clinton declined to comment on Chelsea's life.

Rumor About Chelsea

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New! Updated!

(10 Dec., 2001)

BartCop Astrology

The official BartCop Astrologer, Geneva, has done good, again!

Currently, look at the charts of George Harrison.

Very interesting reading!

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Ad Campaign For California

Jack & Clint & Michael

If a humorous ad campaign touting California's funky spirit can't lure people to tour the state, Gov. Gray Davis is hoping a more aggressive approach starring film tough guys Clint Eastwood and Jack Nicholson will do the job.

Tourism normally provides 1.1 million jobs in California and generates $75 billion in annual spending, but the attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon and the resulting economic downturn continue to keep potential tourists at home, state officials said.

Central to the new 30-second spot is a golfing Eastwood who tells viewers ``We Drive,'' a double entendre encouraging tourists to not only ``drive'' their golf balls but ``drive'' around the state. The ad closes with Eastwood telling people to ''get out there,'' followed by a grinning Nicholson telling viewers from the sidelines of a Lakers game that all work and no play ``make Jack a dull boy.''

Also featured is restaurateur Michael Chow at the Eurochow restaurant in Los Angeles and champion freestyle skier Glen Plake at the Heavenly Valley ski resort.

The television spots target Californians, who make up 85 percent of in-state travel. The state, which is operating on a tight advertising budget, said it may consider launching a third ad in January featuring additional movie stars. Nicholson and Eastwood donated their services.

Jack & Clint & Michael

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Nasty Custody Fight

Pamela & Tommy

Tommy Lee won a court round Tuesday in a bitter custody battle with ex-wife Pamela Anderson, who claims the former Motley Crue drummer is an unfit father who exposes his children to danger.

Superior Court Judge Lee Smalley Edmon denied a request by Anderson's lawyers to require monitoring of Lee's visits with 5-year-old Brandon and 3-year-old Dylan.

``Mr. Lee has gone for quite some time without monitored visits,'' Edmon said. ``I don't see anything that leads me to believe that monitoring is necessary to protect the children.''

Anderson's attorney, Susan Harris, suggested a full-time nanny in place of a monitor, at least until a doctor has completed his psychological testing on Lee, which should take about nine weeks.

Edmon presented the option to Lee's attorney but he refused, saying his client believes parents should be responsible for raising their children.

The 34-year-old Anderson, best known for her role on TV's ``Baywatch,'' filed a Superior Court petition last month seeking full custody. She claimed Lee is a ``very angry, unstable man who presents a danger to others, particularly when he is using alcohol, as he is presently doing.'' She also said he's a bad role model.

In a declaration filed with the court, Lee said he's been clean and sober for two years and poses no danger to his children.

Lee didn't publicly discuss his ex-wife's allegations Tuesday, but said he plans to ask the court for equal custody.

``I'm still trying to figure it all out. All this is coming out of nowhere. Maybe it's because I'm happy. My life is going really well right now,'' he said.

``Maybe she's planning to move away with her boyfriend (Kid Rock) and she can't do that without full custody. I don't know.''

Pammie & Tommy, Latest Chapter

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Whine, Whine, Whine Over 75 - 80% Advertising Sold (So Far)

Super Bowl

When the Super Bowl rolls around this February, the world's most highly-priced advertising vehicle won't be the only the game in town.

Fox, a unit of News Corp. Ltd. that is televising the game, is not only facing the worst advertising downturn in decades, but is also competing for advertisers with the Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, which begins a mere five days after Super Bowl XXXVI.

Pitting the world's biggest football game against bobsledding, figure skating and skiing, Fox says it has sold between 75 percent and 80 percent of its 30-second ad slots, but admitted it has not been the easiest of tasks.

Citing the difficulty of selling enough ads, Fox has scaled back its Super Bowl pre-game advertising to five hours, down from 7.6 hours when it last hosted the game in 1999.

To sweeten the pot for advertisers, Fox may offer on-air mentions or sponsorships, Nail added.

``The Super Bowl has generally not had to offer incentives, because it usually sells out, but this year is a different year, so I wouldn't be surprised if Fox threw in something extra.''

Whine, Whine, Whine Over 75 - 80%

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Buh-(Bam!)-Bye

''Emeril''

``Emeril'', the critically panned new TV show that has floundered all season on NBC, is about to serve up its final dish before getting the chop and being thrown in the garbage disposal of television history.

The series, centered on a fictional celebrity chef and his cooking show, will likely end up as a scrap on the kitchen floor later this week when NBC announces its prime time schedule for the New Year, said a source familiar with the situation who spoke on condition of anonymity.

Signs of the program's imminent demise have sprouted in recent weeks, with the latest hint appearing on Tuesday when NBC said that ``Imagine That,'' a mid-season replacement starring Hank Azaria, would premier in the ``Emeril'' Tuesday night time slot at 8 p.m. on Jan. 8.

Created by Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, who counts ``Designing Women'' and ``Evening Shade'' among her credits, ``Emeril'' was doomed almost from the get-go by a shower of bad publicity from television critics.

In its most recent outing on Dec. 11, the show finished 92nd out of 118 shows that ran in prime time for the week, with an audience of 4.8 million people. By comparison, the week's No. 1 show, ``E.R.,'' attracted 28.9 million viewers.

Buh-(Bam!)-Bye


Somewhere in the archives is an article that says only 5 'Hank Azaria' shows were produced, and more were not expected.

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Turned A Profit, Thanks To Paul McCartney

Nobel Peace Prize Concert

An annual concert marking the award of the Nobel Peace Prize could make money for the first time in eight years thanks to stars led by ex-Beatle Paul McCartney, the Norwegian Nobel Institute said Tuesday.

Geir Lundestad, director of the institute, said possible proceeds from last week's Oslo concert hailing 2001 winners the United Nations and its chief Kofi Annan would go to a planned Nobel Peace Center in Oslo.

``After years of loss-making, it looks like we could see a profit this year,'' Lundestad told Reuters. ``We're hoping it will stay profitable in the future.''

The Dec. 11 concert, with an audience of 6,000, followed a historic gathering in Oslo of Peace Prize laureates including Poland's Lech Walesa and the Dalai Lama to mark the 100th anniversary of the award.

Other artists at the concert were Haitian-born rapper Wyclef Jean, R&B singer Anastacia, Norwegian pop group a-ha, Australian pop star Natalie Imbruglia, British opera singer Russell Watson and a choir of 50 children from around the world.

Actress Meryl Streep hosted the concert together with Irish-born actor Liam Neeson.

Nobel Peace Prize Concert

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New!

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop

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A Museum For 'Lord Of The Rings' Props?

Peter Jackson & New Zealand

``The Lord of the Rings'' director Peter Jackson said Tuesday he hopes the estate of the trilogy's late author, J.R.R. Tolkien, won't block his plan for a museum to showcase the movies' props.

He said the museum depends on ownership of material and is in the hands of lawyers.

New Line Cinema, the U.S. distributor releasing the trilogy, owns the film rights. But the Tolkien Estate, run by the Tolkien family, claims there can be no display of props when the films are not on screen.

Jackson said lawyers for the Tolkien Estate have indicated that a ``Rings'' museum only could exist while the films were being released and the museum was promoting them.

Jackson is convinced there must be ``some way'' people can see the thousands of items used in filming the three movies concurrently over a 15-month period in many parts of New Zealand.

The government has committed $1.8 million to marketing the country internationally as the home of Middle-earth, the mythical location for the trilogy. The capital, Wellington, has renamed itself Middle-earth for the opening week of the first movie nationwide.

Peter Jackson & A 'LOTR' Prop Museum

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The State Of Radio Advertising Today

'What Standards?'

The only surprise about NBC's decision to again run liquor ads is that CBS chief Mel Karmazin didn't think of it first. Some concerned staffers say Karmazin is so determined to protect his company's bottom line that advertising standards, particularly in the radio division, have been all but abandoned.

"Stations like News Radio 880 are sounding like traveling medicine shows, selling snake oil to the rubes," gripes one CBS veteran journalist. "And to make things worse, they're using on-air personalities to read these spots. It cheapens everyone."

A few months ago, the station was occasionally airing the odd disclaimer stating that such-and-such a product hadn't been government tested. But the snake-oil guys apparently objected, and now the ads run without any qualification. They've even got the respected Charlie Osgood shilling for diet pills.

"It's not good for a station's image to have its personalities endorsing dubious products," one of Madison Avenue's most respected figures tells me. "It's even worse for a news station, where credibility is crucial."

State Of Radio Advertising Today

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Impending Nuptials

Joan Collins & Percy Gibson

Joan Collins & Percy Gibson - Photo by Alex Oliveira
Joan Collins plans to marry her boyfriend, who is 32 years her junior, at a ceremony in London early next year.

The 68-year-old actress will wed Peruvian-born Percy Gibson, a 36-year-old theater company manager, Collins' spokeswoman Stella Wilson said Tuesday. The marriage will be her fifth.

Earlier this year, the actress said: ``Percy is such a special human being. I think this person is more in tune with me than anybody I've ever met. I feel more myself with Percy Gibson than I ever have with anyone.''

Joan Collins & Percy Gibson

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Not A Very Kind Review

Alanis, Garbage...

Star 98.7's Not So Silent Night certainly won't be remembered as the most exciting local holiday concert this year, especially considering the high ticket price and modest artist lineup, though attendees were treated to a sneak of Alanis Morissette's upcoming third U.S. studio album. The commercial decline of headliner Garbage gave the sold-out event an anticlimactic air.

Morissette, who was brought on stage by wise-cracking Garry Shandling, has a new, self-produced album, ``Under Rug Swept,'' due from Maverick in February, and she offered three of the new tunes, along with four hits from her breakthrough ``Jagged Little Pill,'' in her 45-minute set. During high-strung opener ``All I Really Want,'' the long-haired 27-year-old constantly raced about the large Shrine stage, as if running away from the former beau vilified in the song.

Jenna Elfman introduced Garbage, which played to plenty of empty seats after Alanis fans had left. The band offered an hour's worth of its heartless dance-Goth-punk hybrid, and neither bleach-blond singer Shirley Manson nor her stiff bandmates could generate much energy in the cavernous venue, though Manson did try to stir things up by performing ``Paranoid'' while roaming the orchestra pit.

Songs from this year's weak-selling ``Beautiful Garbage'' (Interscope) album, like the Blondie ripoff ``Shut Your Mouth'' and the soul-searching ballad ``Cup of Coffee,'' paled when played next to the band's more likable early material such as ``Stupid Girl'' and finale ``Only Happy When It Rains.''

Not A Very Kind Review

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3 Generations In One Film

The Douglas'

On March 5, 57-year-old Michael Douglas will begin shooting a movie that co-stars his 85-year-old father, Kirk, as well as his 23-year-old son, Cameron.

"Smack in the Puss" is a black comedy about three generations of a dysfunctional New York family. Fred Schepisi, who will direct the movie for MGM, told me he has discussed the Jesse Wigutow script at length with both Michael and Kirk but has yet to talk to Cameron, a local deejay who has no acting experience. Schepisi doesn't see that as a problem.

"Oddly enough," he said, "deejaying is one of the things his character is good at."

3 Generations Of Douglas Men

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To Mark The Queen's Golden Jubilee

Sex Pistols

Twenty-five years after making their mark as the official scourge of royalty, the legendary British punk band the Sex Pistols may regroup to mark the Queen's Golden Jubilee, a tour promoter said Tuesday.

``I can confirm I've been approached by a number of separate parties offering substantial sums of money for the Sex Pistols to regroup,'' said promoter John Giddings, who organized the group's last UK tour in 1996.

He said the decision depends on whether band members can free up their schedules to perform on the Jubilee date.

Should they decide to regroup this summer with a Sid Vicious replacement, the granddaddies of punk would be playing to crowds who weren't alive when they first thrashed around on a London stage in 1976.

``The good thing about the Pistols now is that they can really play,'' Giddings said.

Sex Pistols Re-Grouping?

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Disney News

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Family Values, Corporate Style

A Walt Disney Co. unit has sued EchoStar Communications Corp. seeking to block the satellite television provider from ending a contract to air Disney's ABC Family channel, Disney officials said Tuesday.

The suit, filed in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles, alleges that Echostar would violate its contract with Disney's International Family Entertainment if, as Echostar has indicated, it pulls the channel from its system after Dec. 31.

International Family Entertainment (IFE) was the parent of Fox Family Channel, which is the predecessor to ABC Family.

Terminating the agreement would deprive Disney of licensing fees Echostar pays to air ABC Family programs, and it would come as Disney has only recently taken ownership of the channel from Fox Entertainment Group Inc..

Fox Entertainment is controlled by Rupert Murdoch's global media company News Corp. Ltd..

Disney quickly renamed Fox Family as ABC Family, and set about revamping its programming with plans to air shows from Disney's ABC broadcast network.

According to the suit, the agreement between Echostar and IFE ends in August 2005, but it allows either party to terminate the pact upon ``changes in the persons or entities having a controlling stock or voting interest''.

If Echostar did wind up terminating the pact, it would come as a blow to ABC Family, not only because it is relatively new and working to position itself among many other cable TV channels. ABC Family would lose immediate access to Echostar's roughly 6 million subscribers.

Family Values, Corporate Style

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Auction News

Barbara Cartland

Barbara Cartland viewed the world through rose-colored glasses. In fact, the best-selling romance novelist preferred to dress entirely in pink, a preference illustrated by the array of feather-fringed hats and sequined, shocking pink gowns auctioned by Sotheby's on Tuesday.

The collection sold for $19,600, with some items fetching three or four times the estimated price.

One bead-encrusted pink Hartnell gown sold for $780 - more than double its estimate. A group of 10 hats adorned with silk flowers, tulle, feathers, white mink and white fox, estimated at $440, sold for $1,920.

Her passion for pink was inspired, she once said, by a visit to the tomb of the Egyptian king Tutankhamen.

``I was so thrilled with the wonderful colors of the temples and tombs in the Valley of the Kings that I decided that their vivid pink and scarab blue inspired me more than any other colors,'' she said.

Cartland wrote 723 romance novels in an eight-decade career, and is listed by Guinness World Records as the world's best-selling author. Sales of her books exceeded one billion worldwide in 36 languages.

Barbara Cartland Auction

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Best Numbers Of This Season

'SNL' & Ellen & Rudy

Ellen DeGeneres' guest-hosting gig and an appearance by Rudolph Giuliani on "Saturday Night Live" this week brought the show its best ratings in nearly a year.

Saturday night's audience was on-par with this year's season premier that was hosted by Reese Witherspoon and, oddly enough, included an appearance by Giuliani too.

'SNL' & Ellen & Rudy

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Not Just A Serial Philanderer - A Prevaricator, Too

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It didn't take long after arriving in Afghanistan as a war correspondent for maverick broadcaster Geraldo Rivera to do what he is best known for -- generate controversy.

Days after nearly having his hair parted by sniper fire while filming a report for the Fox News Channel near Jalalabad, Rivera found himself the target of criticism in journalistic circles for carrying a gun on assignment, despite long-standing taboos against correspondents packing heat in war zones.

Now the Baltimore Sun is challenging Rivera and Fox News on a dispatch Rivera filed about a deadly ``friendly fire'' bombing incident Dec. 5 near the former Taliban stronghold of Kandahar, where three U.S. soldiers and several anti-Taliban Afghan fighters were killed in a U.S. air strike.

Rivera reported on Dec. 6 that he became choked up after reciting the Lord's Prayer over the ``hallowed ground'' where ''friendly fire took so many of our men and the mujahideen yesterday.''

But according to the Sun, Rivera later acknowledged he actually had been several hundred miles from the Kandahar bombing site and had confused that mishap with another ''friendly fire'' incident that claimed several Afghan lives in Tora Bora.

Rivera was quoted by the Sun as saying that his mistake was due to ``the fog of war''.

The problem with his explanation, the Sun has reported, is that according to the Pentagon, the Tora Bora incident occurred at least three days after Rivera's Dec. 6 report.

Officials for Fox News Channel did not immediately return telephone calls seeking comment.

The apparent contradictions have raised questions from news executives and journalistic ethicists.

``I believe that Geraldo Rivera and Fox News owe their viewers a substantive explanation of what this means, journalistically and ethically,'' Bob Steele, director of the ethics program at the Poynter Institute in St. Petersburg, Florida, told the Sun.

Previously, fellow broadcasters raised eyebrows at Rivera's admission that he was carrying a firearm, a practice they described as foolhardy and a violation of long-standing conventions that could endanger other journalists.

''We Make It Up, You'll Believe It''

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'Forrest Gump' meets 'Jackass'?

``The Mighty Atom''

Universal Pictures will turn the unlikely story of pint-sized circus strongman Joseph Greenstein into a feature.

``The Mighty Atom'' will be drawn from the Ed Spielman book ''The Spiritual Journey of Joseph L. Greenstein.''

Greenstein, an asthmatic child in turn-of-the-century Poland, joined a traveling circus when he was 14, studied wrestling and martial arts, and transformed himself into the 5-foot-4-inch sideshow star the Mighty Atom. He came to America in 1911 and became an unlikely battler against racism and intolerance, promoting peace through his strongman act and scrapping with the Ku Klux Klan and the German-American Bund.

``He was this little big man with tremendous will and mental control, and this can be a sprawling story that is 'Forrest Gump' meets 'Jackass,''' said Ed Saxon, a partner in New York-based producer Magnet Entertainment, which optioned the book.

``The Mighty Atom''

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Open Mouth, Insert Foot

Frank Keating

Gov. Frank Keating of Oklahoma might want to move to New York to join former Massachusetts Gov. William Weld and former Nebraska Sen. Bob Kerrey, now that he's characterized voters in his hometown of Tulsa as "very dumb."

The locals didn't vote in sufficient numbers for Keating's wife Cathy in the Republican primary to replace Rep. Steve Largent, the former NFL star running to succeed the term-limited governor. Having come in a distant second, and facing a run-off, Cathy dropped out of the race Friday.

Keating explained, "Cathy is a person who is wonderful and wise and knew that in order to come from behind, she would have to be aggressive and perhaps even negative. She is not that kind of person."

The Keatings also might be tired being asked about the $250,000 they accepted as gifts from former Wall Street wizard Jack Dreyfus, 88, who's been campaigning for 35 years to get everyone to take Dilantin, a drug he claims cures everything from prison violence to leprosy. The Keatings returned the money last February.

About The Voters In Tulsa...

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Back In Trouble Again?

Mike Tyson

An ex-heavyweight fighter claims Mike Tyson gave him an unprovoked beating outside a Brooklyn nightclub.

But Tyson's camp claims it was former Golden Gloves slugger Mitchell Rose who taunted "Iron Mike" into taking action.

Rose yesterday filed a complaint with police charging Tyson with assault in front of the Sugar Hill Disco and Restaurant in Bedford-Stuyvesant.

Cops were investigating the allegation, but had pressed no charges against Tyson as of last night.

Mike Tyson

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On The Road To Sydney

Cruz & Cruise

Australia may be ex-wife Nicole Kidman's home turf but Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise is expecting a warm reception as he breezes into the city on Wednesday with his new girlfriend in tow.

Cruise, 39, and his Latin lover Penelope Cruz, 27, were in Singapore as part of a whirlwind Asian tour to promote their new psychological thriller ``Vanilla Sky.''

Cruise and 34-year-old Kidman settled their multi-million dollar divorce officially in August but agreed to jointly raise their adopted children Isabella, 8, and Connor, 6.

Kidman, who hails from Sydney, flew back to her home town Monday with the children to spend Christmas with family and friends, Australian papers reported.

One U.S. newspaper said ''Vanilla Sky'' had ``a plot so incoherent it defies description.'' Another called it an ``artistic albatross.'' The $60 million remake of Spanish director's Alejandro Amenabar's 1997 ``Abre Los Ojos'' (''Open You Eyes'') stars Cruise as the spoiled, beautiful publishing heir, David Aames, who falls in love unexpectedly one night with Cruz in the role of a lithe dancer, Sofia Serrano.

Cruz & Cruise

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The Sad Details

Stuart Adamson

Stuart Adamson, former lead singer of Scottish rock band Big Country, was found hanged in a Hawaii hotel room, U.S. authorities said on Monday.

The 43-year-old guitarist, who had global hits in the 1980s, was found dead on Sunday in his room at the Best Western Plaza Hotel near Honolulu International Airport, police said.

The Honolulu Medical Examiner said on Monday that Adamson died of asphyxiation from hanging. Toxicology tests were being carried out to determine if he had taken drugs.

Honolulu police said a maid discovered Adamson's body about 1 p.m. local time with a rope around his neck and tied to a pole in the closet.

British media said Adamson had been fighting alcoholism.

Adamson moved to the United States in the late 1990s after the hits dried up.

He sparked widespread press speculation over his health in November 1999 when he failed to turn up for a British concert supporting Canadian singer Bryan Adams.

Stuart Adamson

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In Memory

John Guedel

Producer John Guedel, who created some of radio and television's classic programs, including Groucho Marx's ``You Bet Your Life'' and Art Linkletter's ``People Are Funny,'' has died in Los Angeles. He was 88.

Guedel, who in 1938 also created what may have been the earliest radio game show and singing commercial jingle, died of heart failure Saturday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

Guedel created ``People Are Funny'' and ``House Party'' with Linkletter with whom he formed an enduring business partnership -- based on a handshake -- in 1941 that broke up only a few years ago. ``We've been partners all those years, and it was a partnership distinguished by the fact that we never had a signed contract and never had a disagreement,'' Linkletter told the Los Angeles Times.

In 1947 Guedel created ``You Bet Your Life'' for Marx, whose film career had come to a halt. The show, which ran on NBC for 19 years, revived Marx's career and became one of television's best-loved shows.

The son of a wealthy businessman, Guedel was born in Indiana in 1913, but the family relocated to Southern California when he was 8. He graduated from Beverly Hills High School and spent one year at the University of California at Los Angeles, but then went to work digging ditches for the New Deal's WPA program and as a door-to-door salesman because his family had lost their fortune in the 1929 stock market crash.

In 1933 he found work at Hal Roach Studios as a writer on Laurel and Hardy and Our Gang comedies. In 1941 he was vice president in charge of radio for the Dan B. Miner Advertising Co. in Los Angeles when he met Linkletter.

The first show he and Linkletter produced was ``People are Funny,'' which debuted in 1942 and ran for 19 years, moving from radio to television in 1954. The show took ordinary people and put them into extraordinary circumstances to see how the people around them would react -- like sending a hobo to eat lunch at a famous restaurant.

In 1945 the duo borrowed the concept of an afternoon women's variety show that Linkletter had been producing and hosting in San Francisco and created ``House Party.'' The show ran for 25 years on CBS, moving to television in 1952.

Over a quarter century, Guedel and Linkletter produced eight different shows including a game show starring a young Johnny Carson. Guedel also helped launch ``The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet'' featuring bandleader Ozzie Nelson and his wife, on radio in 1944.

He is survived by a wife, son, daughter, grand-daughter and great-grandson.

John Geudel

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"Boondocks" (9 Oct 01)

Boondocks: The Best Comic Strip Today

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Is It Just Me, Or Does Big Boy Look Like Tom Ridge?

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