Bartcop Entertainment - Wednesday, 12 December, 2001

(BartCop Entertainment)

Wednesday

12 December, 2001

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Entertainment News

Alex's Entertainment Report

Alex

Martin Scorsese has hinted that Leonardo DiCaprio may shoot gay sex scenes for his forthcoming Alexander The Great movie. The legendary film-maker insists the biopic of the Macedonian empire builder will not avoid the more controversial aspects of the warrior king's life. In response to questions about the leader's homosexuality, he says, "We have to deal with the whole life of Alexander. We want to deal as honestly as possible with it all." Scorsese, who just directed DiCaprio in Gangs of New York, says the star will be perfect as Alexander. He says, "There is a bust of Alexander, and it bears an amazing resemblance. He had great charisma. Someone called him the first superstar." Alexander was 32 when he died in 323 BC. DiCaprio is 27.

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Skinny actress Gwyneth Paltrow received some advice on the New York subway last week - an old lady ordered her to eat something. The slight Paltrow struck up a conversation with the woman, who failed to recognize her, after she sat next to the star on the train. And as the two parted the lady turned to Paltrow and handed her a five dollar bill in thanks, with the advice, "Go get yourself something to eat, honey. You look like you could do with a meal."

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Legendary actor Richard Burton had a secret child with his first wife Sybil Williams. The Welsh-born Hollywood star left Williams in 1963 to marry fellow Hollywood star Elizabeth Taylor. Until now it was believed that Burton and Williams had just one child together - Kate, now 44. But actress Kate has revealed that her Burton was reluctant to leave her mother for Taylor, because they had another child together, Jessica Burton's secret child was born suffering from autism and schizophrenia and was institutionalized at just 6-years-old. Kate admits, "Jessica is mentally retarded which is very difficult. But she has been in a home for a very long time and it is something that has become part of our lives. Everybody has something in their family and it's hard. I feel fortunate that my father was so successful that he made the money he did so he could support her for the rest of her life. Certainly my life would have been different if Jessica had been all right. I wouldn't have been the daughter of Richard Burton. There would have been two of us to share things."

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Actress Goldie Hawn is leading a mission to stop America from gossiping, with a campaign called Words Can Heal. The bubbly blonde star returned to her native New York Monday to tell Americans still shaken by the September 11th atrocities that they should return not just to normal, but to a "better normal" which recognizes how hurtful gossip and unkind words can be. Outspoken Hawn, who has a family with actor Kurt Russell, explains her objections to gossiping, saying, "I have sat around dinner tables of others where they have done nothing but talk about people the whole dinner. I didn't want to be there. Not because it was terrible what they say, but I was bored." She adds, "There's many ways to look at this. One is that you're just a gerbil running in a cage with that little roundy roundy toy and going nowhere ... talking about people. Or you can have fun. You can actually talk about real stuff." Hawn expounded her views in a speech to America's National Press Club.

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The Top 32 Worst Toys This Holiday Season

32. Chia-Beard (as seen in Kabul!)

31. Fluffy the Robot Cat -- Sleeps all day, no batteries required!

30. Operation: Stem Cell Retrieval Edition

29. Big Box of Sharp Pointy Things That May Also Be Toxic

28. Playskool's My First Prostate Exam

27. Al Qaeda: The Board Game -- Turn family night into an all-out Jihad!

26. Stinky -- Like a Slinky, but no telling WHERE it's been!

25. Junior Bris-master 3000

24. "Super Britney" and "Amazing Justin" Dolls -- with boomerang chastity belt and exploding blue marbles

23. Tickle Me Jacko

22. Burqa Barbie -- actually a recycled Evel Knievel doll in a purple Crown Royal bag

21. Jenna Bush Junior Bartending Set

20. Lil' Dumbass Backyard Pro-Wrestling Kit

19. Easy-Baked Bong -- Acapulco Gold sold separately

18. Microsoft XXXbox

17. Pee Monkeys: Watch them come alive when immersed in urine!

16. Big Wheel Zamboni

15. Rock 'em Sock 'em "Springer" Guests

14. "Super Happy Fun Sticks" -- From the fine people at The Altria Group

13. G.I. Joe and G.I. Dave Don't Ask, Don't Tell action figures

12. Walt Disney's "101 Hurricane Names" Video

11. My First Meth Lab

10. Lil' Scientist Home Anthrax Lab

9. Hasbro Bucket o' Broken Glass

8. Wal-Mart Barbie, complete with tube top, NASCAR back tattoo, and sixth toe

7. Larry King's Plastic Ass-Kissin' Lips

6. MacGyver Action Hero Kit -- 3 paperclips, a bent spoon and some toenail clippings

5. Plant 'n' Watch Grass

4. John Ashcroft Junior G-Man Kit -- with Constitution shredder!

3. The Package That's Exactly the Same Size and Weight as an X-Box But Turns Out to Contain a Pair of Sensible Brown Slacks

2. Rubik's Pube

and the Number 1 Worst Toy This Holiday Season...

1. "My First Time" Britney Spears Life-Size Anatomically Correct Action Figure

(Worst Toys This Holiday Season List is courtesy of www.TopFive.com.
Check it out for more hilarious lists.)


~~ Alex

Alex's Site

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Weekly Review

from Harper's Magazine

WEEKLY REVIEW - 11 December, 2001

The Taliban surrendered Kandahar, the last Afghan city under its control, to a loose confederation of warlords, who immediately began fighting among themselves and looting stores. Afghan refugees, particularly children, were dying in great numbers; Uzbekistan finally agreed to allow humanitarian aid to cross its border at the "Friendship Bridge."

The CIA asked Pakistan for help finding in Osama bin Laden, whose mother told a Saudi newspaper that she was disappointed in her son. Mullah Omar was still at large.

The White House issued a holiday terror-strike warning. Attorney General John Ashcroft testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee, which had summoned him to explain his dubious anti-terrorism tactics. "To those who scare peace-loving people with phantoms of lost liberty," he said, "my message is this: your tactics only aid terrorists." He also accused his critics of giving "ammunition to America's enemies." The attorney general went on to defend his refusal to compromise the right of potential terrorists to keep and bear arms.

Mary Robinson, the United Nations commissioner for human rights, criticized the Bush Administration for its plan to hold secret military trials of foreigners accused of terrorism. Immigration courts were already holding secret trials; court officials have been forbidden even to confirm that the cases exist.

Clayton Lee Waagner, who was arrested for mailing hundreds of anthrax hoax letters to abortion clinics, said he had nothing against John Ashcroft: "I understand he's anti-abortion also. He's a good man."

( continued at Weekly Review )

--Roger D. Hodge

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VCR ALERT

Tonight On A & E

Tonight, 9 PM CST (10 PM EST/PST) on A&E - 'City Confidential' will air "Kansas City: The Final Curtain."

If you want some insight into how things are in Kansas City, both past and present, it's compelling viewing.

From an article by Aaron Barnhart - REMEMBERING HARVEY in the Kansas City Star:

'' Because "City Confidential" is a crime-based show, most of the hour is devoted to the legal aspects of Harvey's murder. And the program tacks on a mini-travelogue of Kansas City. Wallach does a fine job with this, spotlighting the local jazz scene and noting that few cities can boast so many performers who play jazz for a living...''


Many thanks to Moose & Squirrel for this VCR Alert.

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Began the evening on NBC, with 'Emeril', looking for the Burt Reynolds guest appearance. Bill Gates was on 'Frasier' longer....must have some badly interesting tape on the floor somewhere.

On '3 Sisters', large white loads all over where given a confidence boost when the 'hot' sister threw herself at one, even as he protested that he was prone to 'flop sweat', and many things considered quite inappropriate. (Don't want to sound too cruel, but, I keep hoping to get a good stare at Dyan Cannon to see why she only kind of looks like Dyan Cannon.)

Then there was 'Frasier'....jeez, can tell Frasier isn't raising his kid - although they'll probably re-write the episode for one of Freddie's rare visits.

'Scrubs' had some wonderful wordplay, when it was least expected.


Tonight, Wednesday, the big ticket is 'City Confidential' on A&E at 9/10 (CST//EST/PST).

Also, CBS starts the evening with '60 Minutes II', followed by reruns of 'Raymond' and 'Becker'. Then, it's '48 Hours'.

NBC has fresh episodes of 'Ed', 'West Wing', and 'Law & Order'.

Over at ABC, it's a fresh night with 'My Wife & Kids', 'Jim', 'Drew Carey', 'Whose Line Is It', and '20/20.

The WB has a rerun on 'Dawson's Creek', and a fresh 'Felicity'.

Faux has fresh episodes of 'King Of The Hill', 'Grounded For Life', 'Bernie Mac', and 'Titus'.

UPN has reruns of 'Enterprise' and 'Special Unit 2'.


Anyone have any opinions?

Or reviews?



(See below for addresses)

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Lifetime Achievement Awards

Next Year's Grammy's

Bandleader Count Basie, singers Perry Como, Rosemary Clooney and Al Green and singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell will receive lifetime achievement awards at next year's Grammy ceremonies, the Recording Academy said Tuesday.

Recording Academy president Michael Greene said the five musicians had ``given us some of the most distinctive and seminal recordings of the last century'' and had left a timeless legacy. Recordings by all five artists have already been inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame.

Disc jockey Alan Freed, who helped popularize rock 'n' roll in the 1950s through television and radio shows will receive a Trustees Award along with engineer and producer Tom Dowd, whose use of stereo recordings in the early 1950s revolutionized the way music was recorded.

Lifetime Achievement Awards At the Grammy's

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New! Updated!

(10 Dec., 2001)

BartCop Astrology

The official BartCop Astrologer, Geneva, has done good, again!

Currently, look at the charts of George Harrison.

Very interesting reading!

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Back In Trouble, Again

Gary Busey

Actor Gary Busey was arrested and booked for investigation of spousal abuse after his ex-wife telephoned deputies to complain the actor left her bruised, authorities said.

Busey, the Oscar-nominated star of 1978's "The Buddy Holly Story," was arrested at his Malibu home about 6 p.m. on Dec. 2, said Sgt. Tim Youngern of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.

The 57-year-old actor was booked at the Lost Hills station for investigation of spousal abuse and was released a short time later on $50,000 bond, the sergeant said Tuesday.

Busey's ex-wife Tiani called deputies to the home. The couple's nearly four-year marriage ended in divorce in June 2000.

Busey is no longer represented by manager Herb Nanas or attorney Arthur Soll, who handled the actor's divorce case and said Tuesday he didn't know how to reach the actor. Busey has no representation listed with the Screen Actors Guild. Busey and Tiani were married Sept. 23, 1996, about a year after paramedics were called to Busey's Malibu home by his future bride, who said he had collapsed after using cocaine. Authorities filed drug charges, but they were dropped after he enrolled in a drug-rehabilitation program.

gary busey - or is that a-busey?

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"TNN's Conspiracy Zone "

Kevin Nealon

Ex-"Saturday Night Live" member Kevin Nealon, late of ABC's "Hiller and Diller" (1998) is returning in a new series.

"TNN's Conspiracy Zone with Kevin Nealon," which debuts Jan. 6 (9 p.m.), will feature Nealon taking a humorous look at issues such as "Is Elvis really dead?" and "Do psychics speak with the dead?" Nealon will moderate a panel discussion on topics such as these. The panel will feature both proponents and skeptics of each topic and will rotate each week.

The premiere episode, "Big Brother," will feature panelists Jim Redden, Judith Lewis, Adam Corolla ("The Man Show") and Adam "Batman" West debating whether the U.S. government will use technology to invade our lives.

Future panelists include Linda Blair, Eric Idle, Jimmy Kimmel, John Salley and Coolio.

"TNN's Conspiracy Zone with Kevin Nealon"

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Watching The Knicks

Chris & Howard & Beth

Chris Rock, Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky

Comedian Chris Rock, left, radio personality Howard Stern and actress Beth Ostrosky, right, watch the New York Knicks play the Indiana Pacers at Madison Square Garden in New York, Saturday, Dec. 8, 2001.
Photo by Jeff Zelevansky

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New MTV Documentary

Tupac Shakur

Tupac Shakur

MTV plans to make a documentary film on the life of Tupac Shakur, the 25-year-old rap star killed in a 1996 drive-by shooting in Las Vegas.

His mother, Afeni Shakur, will be the documentary's executive producer.

Van Toffler, president of MTV Productions, said the documentary will include previously unreleased footage and photos of Shakur, as well as his poetry and letters.

New MTV Documentary

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``The Lord of the Rings''

Cast Tattoos?

``The Lord of the Rings'' cast members who reunited at the premiere of the fantasy epic had two things in common -- they all had tattoos and all agreed director Peter Jackson was a genius.

Britain's acting knight Sir Ian McKellen described playing the wizard Gandalf in the first ``Lord of the Rings'' movie as ``the best time I have ever had in my life.''

``All members of the cast have got a tattoo. When we had it done in a tattoo parlor in Wellington, New Zealand, we all swore never to tell anyone,'' he told Reuters Television at Monday's glittering world premiere of ``The Fellowship of the Ring.''

``It wasn't painful. In fact it was joyful. It was symbolic of the friendship that kept us together for over a year. For the rest of my life I will be proud to wear this little badge of 'Lord of the Rings,''' he said.

But McKellen drew the line at revealing just where he had put his tattoo. ``No I won't tell you where it is.''

British horror film veteran Christopher Lee also lavished praise on the director.

``What Peter has done is miraculous. No director in history has made three films at the same time,'' he said.

Now the 79-year-old Lee has just one ambition -- he hopes to live long enough to see the next two films in the trilogy when they come out in 2002 and 2003.

LOTR Tattoos?

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New!

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop

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Impending Nuptials

Quinlan - Gumbel

Just three months after his divorce became final from wife June, Bryant Gumbel is planning another walk down the aisle. Friday morning, Gumbel presented his longtime gal pal Hilary Quinlan with a sizable rock and asked her to marry him. Despite the ugly divorce she was drawn into, and Gumbel's penchant for penny-pinching, Quinlan said yes. There is no date set for the wedding.

Impending Nuptials - Quinlan & Gumbel

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Very Busy Actress

Halle Berry

Anyone who's heard Angelina Jolie gush about her husband's charms can guess Billy Bob Thornton has something special. Halle Berry doesn't have to guess.

He's very sexy," Berry says of her co-star in the upcoming "Monster's Ball."

"I think he's handsome, absolutely, but his sex appeal comes from something else - the way he looks at you, the way he takes you in. He makes everyone feel special; he takes the time to talk to you and look at you."

Their scene was filmed on a closed set and the resulting footage was so hot that a minute's worth had to be cut to avoid an NC-17 rating.

Berry says the fact that both stars are secure in their marriages helped them leave their inhibitions at the door.

The 33-year-old actress says her notorious "three-second boob shot" opposite Hugh Jackman in this year's "Swordfish" prepped her for this role.

Berry, who is about to start filming the "X-men" sequel and is negotiating to play a villain in the next James Bond film, also walked away believing she had given a career-changing performance.

Halle Berry

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But, He's Their Shrimp

george stephanopoulos

George Stephanopoulos is sensitive about his height - or lack thereof. During a conference call last week with "Good Morning America" producers, the diminutive Stephanopoulos raised concerns when he learned he'd be doing a segment Friday with the Rockettes. "That's embarrassing," he cried.

"It's just going to highlight how short I am - I'm a shrimp!" One producer answered: "Yes, George, but you're our shrimp." Stephanopoulos put his size-7 foot down, and Diane Sawyer ended up doing the segment instead.

But, He's Their Shrimp

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Job Security Through 2012

Tim Russert

NBC's Tim Russert now has the kind of job security that the politicians he interviews can only dream about.

He signed a contract extension that will keep him at NBC through 2012, which will include the next three presidential elections. Terms were not disclosed.

``I believe I have the best job in television,'' the 51-year-old ``Meet the Press'' host said Tuesday.

Russert was in New York on Tuesday for a luncheon to celebrate his 10th anniversary on the Sunday morning talk show. ``Meet the Press'' has grown 52 percent in the ratings since he took over, making it the dominant Sunday morning news show.

Tim Russert

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The Largest Private Landowner In The United States

Ted Turner

Ted Turner is buying 12,318 acres in Cherry County in north-central Nebraska, adding to the holdings for his bison ranches.

The purchase gives the CNN founder about 234,000 acres of ranch land in three counties in Nebraska's Sandhills.

Turner is the largest private landowner in the United States with about 1.75 million acres in New Mexico, Montana, South Dakota and Nebraska. His ranch empire, based in Montana, raises bison.

Ted Turner, Land Baron

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'The Dead Monkey' Libel Case

David Soul

David Soul won a libel case Tuesday against a journalist who called a play Soul was in the worst he had ever seen - without having seen it.

The 58-year-old actor and singer, best known for portraying Detective Ken ``Hutch'' Hutchinson in 1970s television show ``Starsky and Hutch,'' sued Matthew Wright of The Mirror newspaper over a review of the 1998 play ``The Dead Monkey.''

An article under Wright's byline called the play - in which Soul starred with his wife, Alexa Hamilton - the worst West End show the author had ever seen. It said that only 45 people attended a Monday evening performance, and that the audience laughed derisively at Soul.

Wright's lawyer, Mark Bateman, said his client apologized for the article's inaccuracies. But he said it was common practice for a columnist to write in the first person even when relying on information from a third party.

Soul was awarded $29,000 in libel damages plus his legal costs, which the newspaper estimated at $215,000.

'The Dead Monkey' Libel Case & David Soul

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Let The Bitching & Whining Begin

geraldo

From his perch near Tora Bora, Afghanistan, Fox News Channel correspondent Geraldo Rivera seemed more agitated by a question about carrying a gun than by the mortar rounds that just exploded nearby.

``I refuse to address that issue,'' said Rivera, speaking into a satellite phone. ``It's been blown way out of proportion. It makes me sound like a tabloid talk show host goes to war. It's so unfair.''

He's traveling with two guards who have five guns between them, Fox spokesman Robert Zimmerman said. Rivera isn't necessarily carrying a gun in most situations, but has one readily available, he said.

Former CBS anchorman Walter Cronkite, who covered World War II for United Press International, said all journalists he knew then adhered to Geneva Convention rules that they should not carry weapons.

geraldo, the muy macho moron with 2 bodyguards

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Changing Representation

Billy Bob

For the William Morris Agency, Billy Bob Thornton has become the man who isn't there.

The Oscar-winning screenwriter, director, actor and musician has discharged the firm after almost a decade there. He has signed with Creative Artists Agency.

Thornton is currently in theaters with the Coen brothers' black comedy ``The Man Who Wasn't There,'' which has grossed almost $6 million after 40 days of limited release. His next picture, the acclaimed ``Monster's Ball,'' opens Dec. 26. His last major release was the box office flop ``Bandits.'' He won an Academy Award in 1997 for writing ``Sling Blade.''

Billy Bob Thornton

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The Tennis Channel

Pete Sampras

Tennis champ Pete Sampras is playing at the net, joining the nascent Tennis Channel as an investor and spokesman.

The Tennis Channel plans to launch next summer with an ad-supported 24-hour schedule of live and classic matches, interviews and instructional videos. Distribution details are expected early next year.

Sampras will also participate in an instructional tennis show and advise on the channel's content and direction.

The Tennis Channel - Investor & Spokesman, Pete Sampras

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New Security For Hollywood Screenings

Varies By Studio

The camera pans to follow horses galloping across rugged mountain terrain.

It's a grandiose moment from ``The Lord of the Rings,'' but amid December's screen scramble, it looks decidedly less than epic. The reason? The film's advance showings are taking place on several modest-sized screens due to an Oscar-season facilities crunch and heightened security measures.

As kudos campaigns kick into gear, several high-profile pictures are unspooling in what would politely be called ``intimate'' L.A. locations. ``Rings,'' for example, is playing at places like Raleigh Studios and the ignominiously named ``Screening Room No. 24'' on the Sony lot.

Sony's long-awaited ``Ali,'' on the other hand, has been available for viewing only at the Fox lot. The studio ascribes this quirk to the fact that helmer Michael Mann has been doing post-production work at Fox. Screenings, the logic goes, are simpler there.

As they book rooms, studios are balancing two considerations: providing the optimal viewing experience and giving as many people as possible a shot at seeing the film. Complicating their lives, many filmmakers exert a great degree of control over where and when a picture screens -- e.g., Mann with ``Ali.''

Find The Film Screenings

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Updated!

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Damn near every show on TV must is listed - days & days worth of great reading.

If you have any questions about nearly any tv program, check out BC TV!

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She Who Brings Shame To The Name Martha

That Stewart Woman

The theme song for Martha Stewart's television show has hit a sour note for a Redding man who claims he wrote the music but isn't getting credit for it.

Edward Dzubak, a three-time Emmy-winning composer, claims that Stewart's company and musician Kevin Moore violated U.S. copyright law by failing to give him credit for the music used on ``Martha Stewart Living.''

Dzubak is seeking a court injunction that would force her to stop using the music.

The domestic diva's company, Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, has issued a statement denying the allegations.

Dzubak maintains the theme was modified slightly from his composition, but is essentially his work.

That Stewart Woman & Her Theme Song

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Newest Film - ''Terminal''

Tom Hanks

Two-time Oscar-winning actor Tom Hanks has decided to take up residence in DreamWorks' airport drama ''Terminal.''

Okay, so Hanks starring in a DreamWorks movie isn't exactly news--with him having already done several projects for what has become his favorite studio--but this project is one of those roles that has Oscar nomination written all over it.

The story follows a man from the Balkans who's forced to settle down permanently in an airport lounge after he encounters visa problems stemming from the war going on in his homeland. While living there, he befriends several airport workers and falls for a Latin flight attendant.

For Terminal, Hanks will help to develop the screenplay, which was originally written by Sacha Gervasi. The studio has yet to name a new director after original helmer Andrew Niccol (Gattaca, The Truman Show) bailed to do his own script, A River Road (Niccol will now receive an executive producer credit).

Tom Hanks In ''Terminal''

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Only Covers, No Original Music Available

The Beatles

Forget hobbits, wizards and Tom Cruise: The most coveted cameos of this year's holiday movie season belonged to the Beatles. Or at least their music.

Even before the recent passing of George Harrison, music from Liverpool's fabbest foursome was considered a must-have on several new movie soundtracks, including I Am Sam, starring Sean Penn, and Wes Anderson's new ensemble film, The Royal Tenenbaums.

Only problem is, the surviving Beatles are notoriously protective of their original recordings--especially when it comes to using them in movies. And while securing the rights to a Beatles song may not be difficult, getting the okay from Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Yoko Ono (on behalf of John Lennon) and the family of Harrison to use an original Beatles recording is darn near impossible.

Case in point: Anderson, with his movie due to hit theaters Friday in New York and L.A., won't be able to use the classic "Hey Jude" in the opening of The Royal Tenenbaums as he had planned, not to mention "I'm Looking Through You," which he had chosen for the final scene.

The soundtrack, due in stores December 18, will feature songs from the Velvet Underground, Nico, Elliott Smith and Nick Drake, among others. But FoxNews.com reports that Anderson will replace "Hey Jude" in the film with an instrumental version of the song by Mark Mothersbaugh (formerly of Devo), who worked on the film's score.

Likewise, the producers of I Am Sam also ran into trouble when trying to use original Beatles tunes for their film--even though the legendary group figures into the storyline. Sean Penn, who plays a mentally disabled father battling for custody of his 7-year-old daughter, refers to the Beatles in many of the scenes, and the movie's own tagline declares the Beatle mantra, "Love is all you need."

Beatles Music By Anyone But The Beatles

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A & E's ``Biography of the Year''

Mayor Rudolph Giuliani

The A&E television network said it was emphasizing the positive by naming Mayor Rudolph Giuliani its ``Biography of the Year.''

All of A&E's top 10 personalities of the year were connected to the Sept. 11 terror attacks and their aftermath, but Osama bin Laden, accused of masterminding the attacks and provoking a war, did no better than fifth.

President Bush was second on the list, which was released in a special that aired Monday night.

Characterizing bin Laden's significance is a delicate question at media outlets that sum up the year's people and events. The most prominent selection may be Time magazine's annual Person of the Year, to be announced on CNN on Dec. 23.

Time has given its distinction to villainous characters in the past, notably Adolf Hitler in 1938. When Time named Iranian Ayatollah Khomeini in 1979, thousands of people canceled their subscriptions, said magazine spokeswoman Debra Richman.

The others on A&E's list: the uniformed heroes of Sept. 11; the civilian heroes; Pakistan's president, Pervez Musharraf; U.S. national security adviser Condoleezza Rice; Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld; British Prime Minister Tony Blair; and Vice President Dick Cheney and Secretary of State Colin Powell, who made up one entry.

To be considered for ``Biography of the Year,'' a person must have had a significant impact on America and the lives of its people, Dolan said. The person must also be well-known, with an interesting life story.

A & E's ``Biography of the Year'' - Mayor Rudy

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CBS + UPN

= Les Moonves

CBS president and CEO Leslie Moonves has just been handed a lot more power -- and a whole new set of headaches.

CBS' Viacom Inc. parent announced Monday that its money-losing UPN network, will be shifted next month from Paramount Television Group to the Moonves-controlled CBS Television.

With the restructuring, it's now expected that CBS will now also handle ad sales for UPN. Other areas will be consolidated, and layoffs are likely-- though with only 110 staffers at UPN, it likely won't be a bloodbath.

Moonves, currently basking in the glow of CBS' November sweeps win in total viewers and the network's continued move toward a younger audience profile, clearly emerges as the big winner of Karmazin's decision. Moonves is now the first person ever to control two broadcast networks; Turner Broadcasting chief Jamie Kellner has oversight of the WB broadcast network and the Turner cable networks, such as CNN and the Cartoon Channel.

Despite UPN's primetime ratings uptick this season, the network still bleeds money, pulling in far less ad revenue than its closest competitor, the WB. What's more, UPN still struggles to attract top-name producers.

In addition, a good chunk of UPN's Nielsen gains can be chalked up to Thursday wrestling, but the WWF -- not UPN -- sells ad time for that franchise. And while its Monday urban comedies also are doing well, the shows' demos aren't the most upscale.

CBS + UPN = Les Moonves

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Time To Call A Mechanic!

flit

Bill Mechanic

Walt Disney Studios has taken a major step to bolster its slender production schedule by closing a production deal with Bill Mechanic, a former studio chief at Twentieth Century Fox and one-time Disney executive.

The deal will provide for 20 films over the next five years. Mechanic will be able to decide which films to produce. Disney will minimize its risk by putting up only a small share of the production costs plus prints and advertising, with most of the financing being put up by banks and equity investors.

While Disney will handle distribution in North America and most foreign territories, Mechanic will cover his Pandemonium Films shingle's overhead and development through his European equity investors.

Mechanic will now play a major role in filling the Disney pipeline, one that could be as significant as Disney's equity partnership with Spyglass Entertainment, home of ``The Sixth Sense,'' and its relationship with key suppliers like Jerry Bruckheimer, the prolific producer of ``Pearl Harbor.''

Though it is unclear which will be the first project for Disney, Mechanic is readying three pictures. These are ``Men of Destiny,'' to be directed by John Woo; ``Moon and the Sun,'' to star Natalie Portman; and the comedy ``Doubting Thomas.''

Mechanic initially joined Disney in 1984 and served as president of international distribution and worldwide video. He left the studio in 1993 to join Fox as president and was upped to Fox Filmed Entertainment chairman in late 1996 where he oversaw such productions as ``Titanic,'' ``Independence Day,'' ``There's Something About Mary,'' ``Braveheart,'' and ``Fight Club.'' He left Fox in June 2000 and formed Pandemonium in Sept. 2000.

Bill Mechanic Returns To Disney

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Time To Say ''Buh-Bye''

'E.R.'

Two more stars of U.S. television's top-rated drama, ``ER,'' will hang up their scrubs this week, and a third will check out of NBC's hospital series in May as the hit show wraps up its eighth season.

But far from throwing ``ER'' into cardiac arrest, critics say the latest personnel changes in the emergency room of Chicago's fictional County General Hospital will provide a transfusion of new blood at a time when the program is showing signs of age.

Eriq La Salle, who has played gifted but brooding surgeon Dr. Peter Benton since the show premiered in 1994, is making his last appearance on Thursday night's episode in a storyline involving a custody battle over his character's son. Leaving with him will be actress Michael Michele, his on-screen love interest and ``ER's'' resident pediatrician, Dr. Cleo Finch, a three-year veteran of the series.

In May, the show will lose another of its core central characters when long-suffering Dr. Mark Greene, the chief attending physician played by Anthony Edwards, is written out of the series. The smart money has it that Greene will finally succumb to the brain cancer that shadowed him last season, but he could just as easily get hit by an El train.

His exit will leave Noah Wyle, the once wide-eyed Dr. John Carter who recently was promoted to ``ER's'' chief resident, as the sole remaining star who has stayed with the series since its debut. His contract will keep him in place for the duration of NBC's current licensing deal with production company Warner Bros. Television, which runs for two more seasons.

It also marks the latest in a string of high-profile ``ER'' departures, dating back to Sherry Stringfield and Ming-Na, who left the series early in its run and then returned, followed by George Clooney, Julianna Margulies and Gloria Reuben.

More Buh-Byes On ''ER''


Wasn't Ming-Na (although she was 'Ming-Na Wen', then) 'Dr. Wendy Armstrong, Resident Bulimic' on ''St. Elsewhere''?

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"Boondocks" (9 Oct 01)

Boondocks: The Best Comic Strip Today

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Still MISSING


Over Vitebsk

Marc Chagall's "Study for 'Over Vitebsk'"

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Is It Just Me, Or Does Big Boy Look Like Tom Ridge?

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