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Visit the site at BC TV The 'Vidiot', has been hard at work, and has a lot to show for the effort!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Vidiot. Check out all the pages.
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Check it out at BC Astrology. Have you checked Ben Affleck's horoscope lately?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Here's the follow up to George W. Bush tells his drinking story. Not "everyone" was pleased with the "My name is George, and I'm an alcoholic." Give it a listen at Follow Up~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Reader Comment
More Musings From The ShadowCatcher
The ShadowCatcher
Hey Rube!
Motor Bikes and Motor Boats, dirty jokes and bearded goats, different strokes for
different folks.~~~~
Tattooed ladies and crying babies, rings on her fingers and bells on her toes,
rings in her nipples and rings in her nose, and she shall have music wherever she
goes..~~~~
We are poor little lambs who have lost our way. ba! ba! ba! Name your poison,
wine, beer or gin, get the hell out of here woman, can't you see the rotten mood
I'm in?
So much sin, little lead soldiers and all of them dead, & nobody listened to what
I said. And out on the dance-floor, a tall thin man waltzes with a short fat lady,
she's pretty but a little shady. Hey Rube!, now that's the cry of alarm there in
the Circus, where the Clowns run around in their nightgowns, just like "Wee Willie
Winkie".
Now none of you will believe the life that I've led, I can hardly believe it myself,
but that don't bother me, I know what I've done. I've dated famous movie stars, and
danced the Tango in Rio, and rode on a Streetcar named Desire. Ok, call me a liar,
a bird on a wire, but I'm not for hire, and there's so much bull shit going around,
and nobody wants to hear the truth because nobody would know it, if they heard it,
if there is such a truth. ha!
Regards
ShadowCatcher
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Twin Tracker
From USA Today
Jeannie Williams in USA Today reports that Carson Daly's ex, Tara Reid, on her American Pie2 promotional rounds noted that her role in this installment is smaller than in the first hit. But she realizes that's the case with all the girls, except Alyson Hannigan (Michelle). Pie 2 has its icky moments, including an episode with super glue that I won't go into. "Some of it's icky," agrees Reid, "but even in real life, things that are kind of icky we all kind of like! With the ickiness comes an innocence; that's what makes it acceptable." Of the faux lesbian scene, she says, "It's hysterical!" Reid also thought it was "hysterical" that President Bush's twins, Jenna and Barbara, 19, were at a party last week for Pie star Jason Biggs. "They're a little wild, these ones, compared to Chelsea (Clinton); she was like the perfect daughter. They're more interesting, more normal. They're human. They'd fit in more with our cast!" To read more, Tara Reid Apple pie, anyone?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TV News
Jon Stewart 'Expresses' Himself
Page 6 is reporting " FOR a nice guy, "Daily Show" host Jon Stewart sounds like one tough taskmaster. According to a source, when three writers recently left the Comedy Central show, Stewart tore into his remaining writing staff at a closed-door meeting. "He was yelling at them, calling them a bunch of bleepheads and dilettantes," said the source. Stewart admitted he might have been a bit hot-headed that afternoon, but added that he was just expressing himself. "It was more of an encounter group than a staff meeting," he tells PAGE SIX's Ian Spiegelman. "I played the bongos and wrote a poem about my feelings. We did a sun dance." The latest eruption came after writer Alison Silverman left the show to join "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and the writing team neglected to invite "Daily Show" head scribe Ben Carlin to Silverman's going away party. In addition to Silverman, writers Dan Goor and Charlie Grandy also have left "The Daily Show" and are heading for "Saturday Night Live," but Stewart said he believed there were no hard feelings. The funnyman then asked for our assistance in furthering his success: "I need to run over a bunch of people in my SUV. Can I get a Jonny-mobile? Can we work that out with PAGE SIX? Hey," he laughed, "if I ever go into rehab, I'm going to call you first." To read even more, Jon Stewart~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Music News
Les Paul To Be Honored
Gibson Guitar will honor Les Paul at the opening of the new Iridium Jazz Club Monday night. The evening will include a performance by the 86-year-old guitarist and his trio, featuring Slash, Mick Jones, Tom Peterson, Tico Torres and young jazz artist Mark Whitfield. The celebration also kicks off a series of events to mark the 50th anniversary of the Gibson Les Paul Model. To read more, Les Paul~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SAG Elections Heat Up
It's 'Rhoda' vs. 'Short Stuff'
SAG Election
Heating Up
Melissa Gilbert
Valerie Harper
The campaign for the Screen Actors Guild (SAG) presidency has heated up with candidate Melissa Gilbert, a former child star on ``Little House on the Prairie,'' blasting retiring boss William Daniels and rival candidate Valerie Harper. Mrs. Boxleitner says SAG is failing actors. Too weakened by mismanagement, too preoccupied with internal power struggles, the leadership is neglecting issues that have a profound effect on the well-being of members.'' The statement represents the first serious shot in the campaign to succeed Daniels, who has endorsed former ``Rhoda'' star Harper, as head of the 98,000-member union. Board members Eugene Boggs and Angeltompkins are also seeking the presidency; voting is set for the last three weeks of October. Gilbert said SAG should focus on three basic issues: halting ``runaway'' production by producers to cheaper locales overseas; residual payments; and respect for members, staff and allies. To read more, Rhoda vs. Short Stuff Valerie Harper's site is Valerie Harper Melissa Gilbert's site is Melissa Gilbert~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kathie Lee Who?
How Many Nannies?
Jeannette Walls of MSNBC is reporting...Kathie Lee Gifford has said that one reason she quit her talk show is that she wanted to spend more time with her children. That's ironic, a source tells the Scoop, because Gifford has "at least four nannies, maybe five." Gifford's spokeswoman angrily denied that Gifford has four nannies, but declined to say exactly how many she has. To read more, Kathie Lee Who?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Serious Link
Protest in Waco report - you won't find this through the 'media'. Good alley cats! Waco~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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