Bartcop Entertainment - Tuesday, 20 November, 2001

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Tuesday

20 November, 2001

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''I Believe Dead People''

Michael Dare



I BELIEVE DEAD PEOPLE
by Michael Dare
 
"The military tribunals President Bush authorized could operate in secrecy and bypass constitutional guarantees. The President himself will decide who gets sent to such courts. There will be no trial by jury and no judicial overview. The order goes beyond al-Qaida and applies to any suspected foreign terrorist or foreigner who 'knowingly harbors' them."
- Slate -
 
I know what it's like to be in a court where the rules of evidence accept hearsay and the public or press are not allowed. (The Whole Story) Sure, it's hell on the guilty, but we wish hell upon the guilty. Since I was innocent, I worry more about the innocent. 
 
Let's look at this phrase "knowingly harbors." Harbors? No problem. Easy to figure out who harbored them. Landlords of houses or hotels terrorists stayed at would fit my definition of harboring. It's the "knowingly" that's the problem. All these people will say they didn't know. If the prosecution wants to convict them in criminal court, it's got to prove they knew.
 
Unless there is photographic or some sort of recorded proof, evidence isn't what's going to convict these people, testimony is. In criminal court, repeating what you read or heard somewhere isn't considered testimony, it's considered hearsay unless the writer of the book or maker of the statement comes in and swears to what they wrote or said. "Catcher in the Rye" can't be used as evidence against you in court without J.D. Salinger putting in an appearance, which may explain a lot.
 
The problem here is that we've got a lot of people repeating what they heard the terrorists say, and the terrorists themselves are inconveniently dead. They can't come into the court and swear to the veracity of statements they made while living. If the terrorist courts don't allow hearsay, nothing the terrorists said can be admitted as evidence. With hearsay, everything the terrorists said can be admitted as evidence as long as someone alive heard them say it and is willing to testify to the fact.
 
So let's move on to someone else in our imaginary terrorist roundup, the clerk at the hardware store who sold them the boxcutters. Undeniable that he aided and abetted the terrorists. They couldn't have done it without him, or someone like him, so naturally this clerk is called in for questioning or may already be in jail. (We don't know who these people are who are being held without bail and since the press isn't invited to the courts, we may never know) There's only one question to ask of this clerk. Did he know? What's he going to say? "No sir, I had no idea those customers were going to use those boxcutters to bring down the World Trade Centers or I wouldn't have sold it to them."
 
The normal thing to use against this clerk would be evidence (The boxcutters themselves - destroyed, the receipt - probably one in the store records) and testimony of his collaborators. Since hearsay is allowed, all the prosecution needs is somebody willing to admit they once heard one of the terrorists say "Thank Allah for the assistance of the clerk in that hardware store, he will get his just reward" and the clerk is history. There's no terrorist to cross examine to find out what was really said.
 
I've been through this. The Dependency Court that deals with child abuse cases works very much like military tribunals in that hearsay is allowed and the press isn't. Like it or not, these simple changes end up flip-flopping the burden of proof. The entire judicial system changes from "innocent until proven guilty" to "guilty until proven innocent." Doesn't seem such a biggie until you come up against the sheer impossibility of proving innocence. Proving guilt is a snap compared to proving innocence. There's a reason why juries don't say "innocent," they say "not guilty." Innocent means you didn't do it. Not guilty means the prosecution couldn't prove you DID do it.
 
A fine line?
 
Back to the clerk.  If the prosecution has evidence - a tape of the clerk in the hotel with the terrorists drinking a toast to the destruction of the WTCs, or testimony - an actual terrorist saying he was working with the clerk, then they can put on a serious case that he knowingly aided. Without it, they're stuck with people who only saw the evidence that the court and the accused can't examine because it was destroyed, or people who only heard what somebody said, all inadmissible in criminal court. Inconvenient unless you change the rules.
 
My child was taken away from me because of a supposed videotape proving abuse. The court didn't get around to actually looking at the tape for six months, during which time my son was kept in a group home in South Central Los Angeles. To the court's surprise, the tape proved my innocence rather than my guilt, and my traumatized son was given back to me without apology.
 
That's what happens when a court is given the latitude to make decisions without evidence or direct testimony. They can do more harm than good. What lost me my son for those six months was somebody's testimony that they heard from someone that they saw a tape that proved I was a child abuser. Not a tape. Not someone who saw the tape. Not a tape introduced into evidence. A third party saying they heard about the tape from someone I couldn't cross examine. Hearsay. I was finally able to prove my innocence by forcing the court to contact the person with the tape and looking at it.
 
But what if the person who supposedly made the original statement were dead? What if they crashed into the WTC? Hearsay is heinous. Hearsay from dead people is hell on earth. How does the clerk prove his innocence? Can't be done. It's only the LACK of evidence and testimony that would show innocence. Go ahead. Prove to a court of law that you didn't know something when the guy who supposedly said you knew is dead, and you can't even talk to your attorney without the prosecution listening in.
 
Without a watchdog, these terrorist trials could put a lot of innocent people away.
 
Is it worth it as long as enough REAL terrorists are put away? Why not err on the side of caution?
 
I say why err at all? Why not do it right and let these trials be showcases to the world about how justice works in America? You know the answer to that one.
 
There is only one reason for a court to deny access to the public and the press; they're doing something they don't want the public to know about. They've got something to hide, possibly something they're already hiding, the evidence against bin Laden and his whole network. Why does Tony Blair get to see it but we don't? Without it, conspiratorial minds will churn forever. Think it'll eventually surface? Bush just stopped the release of Ronald Reagan's papers. Think again. 
 
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Reader Record Review

Britney Spears Latest Single

George Mullins

In her latest single, Britney says that she's not a girl, not yet a woman. Well if she's not yet a woman, then what is she?

Britney then claims to be "on the verge." On the verge of what? Turning into a full-blown tramp? She's not on the verge, she's gone over the line if you ask me. Since she's over 18, it would be 'legit' to say she's turned into a SLUT! Now I have to figure out who's worse, her or Shania Twain.

~~ George Mullins

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Taping Tourism Public Service Announcements For Washington, DC

'The West Wing' Cast

TV's fictional Commander-in-Chief is speaking from the fake Oval Office to urge people to go see the real Washington, D.C.

And while you're there, spend some money.

Cast members from NBC's The West Wing are filming a 30-second TV spot to encourage travel and tourism to the nation's capital, part of the city's marketing campaign to ease fears and bring more tourist dollars to D.C. following the terrorist attacks and anthrax scares.

D.C. Mayor Tony Williams was expected to join a handful of stars from Aaron Sorkin's Emmy-winning series to shoot a portion of the public service announcement from Market Square. Meanwhile, President Bartlet himself (aka Martin Sheen) and Rob Lowe were expected to make their personal appeals from The West Wing's set in Hollywood.

The spot will be featured in D.C.'s "Be Inspired" promotional campaign. The city's Convention and Tourism office is working to distribute the PSAs to various outlets.

Last month, Mayor Williams testified before a Senate Tourism Subcommittee that the city stood to lose some $750 million from its economy in the first six months following September 11. That included money lost from the shutting down of Reagan National Airport, which remained closed several weeks longer than other airports due to lingering security concerns.

West Wing Tapes Promos For Washington, DC Tourism

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night's TV

It was pie-baking night, so had the CBS sitcoms on in the background. 'The King Of Queens' had a prequel, 'Yes, Dear' had an episode for dysfunctional father's day, 'Everybody Likes Raymond' dealt with his wife's father dating, another episode more appropriate for dysfunctional father's day. By comparison, 'Becker' was only about adultery...

Caught a bit of MNF on ABC and it looks like Dennis has been carbo-loading with no marathon following.

Also saw some of 'Regis' with the 'Supermodels' - golly, they wasn't as dumb as anticipated - or something like that...LOL



Tonight, J-Lo is 'in-concert' on NBC, followed by 'Frasier', 'Scrubs' & 'Dateline (the Jane Pauley Show)'.

CBS has its 3 dramas, 'JAG', 'The Guardian' & 'Judging Amy'.

ABC has 'Dharma & Greg', 'Spin City', 'NYPD Blue' & 'Philly'.

If you're up bright & early, Tony Bennett is on 'Today', with Matt & Katie.



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Monday At Harvard

Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton & David Pryor

Former U.S. President Bill Clinton talks about the war on terrorism during an address to the faculty and students of Harvard University November 19, 2001 in Boston. Clinton was invited to address Harvard by his friend former U.S. Senator David Pryor (D-Arkansas) who is now the Director of the Institute of Politics at Harvard.
Photo by Jim Bourg

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A Bit Inflexible?

Pickles Speaks

As a kid, George W. Bush always waited until Christmas morning to open his presents. As an adult, he sticks to tradition. "George is very adamant about that," First Lady Laura Bush tells the new Family Circle. "So we can't even open one present on Christmas Eve."

Inflexible

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A Cad Is A Cad Is A Cad

Liz Hurley

New York billionaire Steve Bing reportedly is skeptical he's the man who impregnated Liz Hurley and wants a paternity test.

The 35-year-old tycoon has told pals he's willing to take on Liz because he's worried he may have to shell out hundreds of millions in child support, London's News of the World says.

The sudden slap has stunned 36-year-old Liz.

The British newspaper reported that a friend of Liz as saying, "Nobody can believe how Steve is behaving. He should be at Liz's side, making plans for their baby.

"There's no doubt in Liz's mind that Bing is the father. This is just a cheap trick."

The newspaper reported the friend of Liz said, "Bing had pursued Liz and promised her he'd change and they got back together. Then she gets pregnant and he turns back into a Hollywood monster again.

"The only good news for Liz at the moment is that . . . Hugh Grant has promised her his unconditional support during her pregnancy. Basically, Hugh would marry her at the drop of a hat if she wanted."

Besides his real-estate holdings, Bing is also well-known in showbiz.

He wrote episodes of the sitcom "Married . . . with Children" and scripted the Chuck Norris flick "Missing in Action 2: The Beginning." He was executive producer of "Get Carter," with Sylvester Stallone, and acted in the drama "The Dark Backward."

A Cad By Any Other Name

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At Vanderbuilt University

Tipper & Al

Tipper & Al

Al Gore, right, and Tipper Gore laugh as Linda Langham, foreground, talks about Al Gore's influence on her as they host their 10th annual Family Re-Union conference at Vanderbilt University in Nashville, Tenn., Monday, Nov. 19, 2001. Participants from all nine previous policy meetings on strengthening families returned Monday to discuss what they've accomplished, and what else can be done.
Photo by John Russell

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O'Really?

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London Fundraiser ''Unite For The Future''

Dame Judy Dench & Kevin Spacey

Kevin Spacey and Judi Dench hosted a benefit gala at London's Old Vic theater to raise money for victims of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks on America.

Spacey - who showed off his musical skills at an October tribute to John Lennon in New York - serenaded the crowd Sunday with the Beatles' ``Hey Jude.''

Singer Art Garfunkel, actor Jude Law, and the London Gospel Choir also performed at the concert billed as ``Unite for the Future.'' Famous faces in the crowd included Chelsea Clinton, Vanessa Redgrave, and Bianca Jagger.

Tickets cost up to $760 and organizers said they had raised more than $580,000. They planned to donate the money to Doctors Without Borders, the World Trade Center Disaster Fund, and a British Council program called Open Minds, formed after the attacks to increase cultural understanding.

``We recognize that we're not in New York, the emotions are not quite as immediate and raw, but we all wanted to do something,'' said organizer Susan Hayden. ``Music is the underlying theme of the evening. We are celebrating music and freedom.''

Dame Judy Dench & Kevin Spacey London Fund-Raiser

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New Disney Deal

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Dustin Hoffman

Walt Disney Studios has signed a first-look production deal with Dustin Hoffman's Punch Prods., which produced the upcoming black comedy ``Goodbye, Hello,'' starring Hoffman and Susan Sarandon.

The deal carries an initial 18-month term with the option to renew for an additional 18 months. Disney will release the Brad Silberling-directed ``Goodbye, Hello'' (aka ``Babies in Black'') next year. The picture also stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Holly Hunter and newcomer Ellen Pompeo.

Punch and Disney are also teaming on MGM-based Hyde Park Entertainment's ``Personal I njuries,'' based on the Scott Turow novel, which will mark Hoffman's directorial debut.

Punch is also developing ``Head Case'' for New Line Cinema as a starring vehicle for Hoffman. Punch previously produced such titles as ``Tootsie,'' ``Hook,'' ``Outbreak,'' ``Wag the Dog'' and ``Walk on the Moon.''

Dustin & Disney

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Clean & Sober

Mick Jagger

Mick Jagger, once the wild man of rock, says that at the age of 58 he has given up on drink, drugs and partying.

And with the Rolling Stones set to embark on yet another world tour, he said the veteran rockers weren't ready to fade away quite yet: ``The Stones would keep going even if they all died,'' he said.

Jagger, famed for his swiveling hips and pouting lips, has won critical acclaim for his latest solo album -- ``Goddess in the Doorway'' -- and he let loose in Los Angeles last week with a rare one-man concert to publicize it.

``I've already changed my lifestyle to accommodate the fact that I have to do all this, to go on stage and perform,'' he told the Independent newspaper. ``I stopped partying, stopped taking drugs and drinking and all that.''

So how long will the Stones keep on performing?

``For as long as they can still do it with some sense of dignity, I suppose,'' Jagger said.

Mick Jagger - Clean & Sober

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Liberal Radio !

Erin Hart



Liberal radio online - what a concept! Listen from 1 am to 5 am (pst) Tuesday and Thursday from noon to 3 pm (pst) at www.710kiro.com

There's even a chatroom!

We generally have a pretty good time...

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Out And About

Muhammad Ali

He has battled Parkinson's disease for 17 years, but put Muhammad Ali in front of a crowd and he just seems to get stronger.

Last week, the 59-year-old former champion attended three events on consecutive nights:

* A fund-raiser for Andrew Cuomo

* The gala tribute to Rudy Giuliani

* A benefit for the organization Shine, which works to end youth violence.

"Muhammad gets excited around people," Ali's wife, Lonnie, said during the Shine gala at the Roxy on W. 18th St.

"Events energize him. He's in his most favorite city in the world, he loves the people, the energy and the fact that you can do anything [you want], 24 hours a day. Just coming over [here], he kept stopping and yelling to people on the street."

Ali, who never loses his playful sense of humor, was in good form at the Cuomo fund-raiser, which was at Mickey Mantle's on Central Park South. The former heavyweight champion was one of the featured luminaries, along with former tennis great John McEnroe and current Giants standout defensive end Michael Strahan.

But when Cuomo introduced the athletes, he saved Ali for the finale. That was not lost on the champ.

While the crowd was cheering for him, Ali walked to the podium, nudged Cuomo aside and said, "You're smart to introduce me last."

Muhammad Ali On The Go

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'Fat Albert Movie' Script Finished

Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby has finished co-writing the script for the ``Fat Albert'' movie, based on the 1970's cartoon show he created.

Now he's trying to decide whether fans want to hear him do the voices of Fat Albert, Bill and Mushmouth again, just as he did for the TV series.

``I don't know if my Fat Albert, if it's a little too full and robust now and old, and what I would like to try is perhaps to find or have auditions for someone who could really imitate what's on the track,'' the 64-year-old comedian told AP Radio.

``Would they prefer to hear something that's very, very close, or the fellow that used to do it, 36 years older?''

Forest Whitaker (``Waiting to Exhale,'' ``Hope Floats'') will direct the movie, which will be part animation and part live action. It's scheduled for release in summer 2003.

'The Fat Albert Movie'

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Comic Strips To Pay Tribute

Thanksgiving Day

Beetle Bailey, Blondie, Dennis the Menace and other stars of the comics pages will honor heroes and victims of Sept. 11 in a Thanksgiving Day tribute.

Creators of 100 comic strips are joining in the effort, which also aims to raise money for victims of the terror attacks.

Each of the strips will include the Internet address of a charity web site, www.networkforgood.org.

It's the first coordinated tribute by comic strip artists since an April 2000 one in honor of "Peanuts" creator Charles Schulz, who died in February.

Comic Strips To Pay Tribute

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New! Updated!

(6 Nov, 2001)

BartCop Astrology

The official BartCop Astrologer, Geneva, has provided another eye-opening set of charts!

A brief excerpt: " "The influence of the opposition across the 3rd/9th axis may indicate we have more to fear from domestic terrorism than a foreign entity. Sagittarius on the cusp of the foreign 9th house, with ruler Jupiter in Cancer, the sign most closely associated with home and country, in the home 4th, shows the source of anthrax and other bio-chemical threats are more likely from within our own borders; by a home grown group of domestic terrorists. The recent wave of breast beating, chest thumping, and flag waving can be attributed to the most excessive planet (Jupiter) transiting the most exorbitantly patriotic and jingoistic sign (Cancer). Jupiter also has jurisdiction over religion, so the source of these dreadful bio-terrorist attacks could very well be a group with a strongly opinionated religious axe to grind. "

Very interesting reading!

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Finally - A Real Job

Al Gore

Al Gore has accepted a job as vice chairman of Metropolitan West Financial, a Los Angeles-based financial services holding company, the company said Monday.

The former vice president and last year's Democratic presidential candidate will "help us identify and evaluate new business opportunities and play an active role in shaping the future of our company," the firm's chairman and chief executive officer, Richard S. Hollander, said in a statement.

In particular, Gore will help develop strategies in biotechnology and information technology and examine opportunities for international expansion, the company said.

Gore will continue to serve as a research professor focusing on family-centered community building at the University of California, Los Angeles, and will continue to teach classes on the subject at Middle Tennessee State University and Fisk University, both in his home state of Tennessee.

Al Gore's New Job

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From Cindy Adams Of The NY Post

Charles Bronson

Charles Bronson's pals agitating over his decline. It's Alzheimer's. Charlie, who looks 10 years younger, hit 80. He's at home in L.A. . . .

Charles Bronson

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''Being Mick'' - Thursday Night On ABC

Mick On Jerry

Although they are divorced, Jerry Hall still thinks all of Mick Jagger's songs on his new album "Goddess in the Doorway" are about her. "She always thinks that [the songs are about her]," Jagger said in the December issue of GQ, "It's a very charming trait."

The single "Don't Call Me Up" has the aging Stone trying to forget an ex whose photos are all over town. "It is about someone. But I don't want to say who."

Mick & Jerry

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A Disappearing Act?

''The Invisible Man''

``The Invisible Man'' has engineered one disappearance too many: Sci Fi Channel has canceled the series after two seasons.

Even though ``Invisible Man'' benefited from a dual platform, running simultaneously on the Sci Fi Channel and on TV stations throughout the country in syndication, its advertising revenues could not keep up with the steep production cost needed to keep the special effects from looking cheesy, according to sources.

Shot in San Diego, the series' budget often climbed above $1 million per episode, which is pricey for an original basic-cable series, said one source.

The series premiered on Sci Fi June 9, 2000, and completed 44 hourlong episodes. The network will run off the last five unaired episodes next January and February.

In syndication, where ``Invisible'' kicked off three months after its Sci Fi debut, TV stations will be able to keep running it through August.

Vincent Ventresca stars in the title role.

'The Invisible Man' & The Sci-Fi Channel

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What a great site! Information and reference materials of the first order!

Between 'Moose & Squirrel' and 'Google', who needs 'refdesk'!

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Another Observation

Margaret Cho

Margaret Cho wants University of Georgia football fans to take it easy.

Like thousands of air travelers, the comic had a bumpy entry into Hartsfield Atlanta International Airport Friday after a security breach shut down the airport for hours.

Police later discovered the breach came from Michael Lasseter, a Georgia fan rushing to his flight. He was headed to Saturday's Georgia-Ole Miss game.

Cho told an Atlanta crowd Saturday night that the country will survive just fine after the Sept. 11 terror attacks.

``I think we're gonna get through this and everything will be OK,'' she said. ``Just don't run down the up escalator at the airport! Just miss the game!''

The 32-year-old comic is nearing the end of a fall tour for her new stand-up show, ``The Notorious C.H.O.''

Margaret Cho

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A Record With An Asterisk

Harry Potter

No one should deny that J.K. Rowling's stories are full of magic or that Harry Potter is, in fact, a wizard. But Potter, or his spokesmen, are putting one over on us muggles (the novel's slang for non-wizards) with all this talk of Potter's movie setting box-office records this weekend.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone did set a record in the most literal sense. In three days, theaters showing it sold $93.5 million in tickets, according to studio estimates. This total narrowly surpassed the old three-day record of $72.1 million set in 1997 by The Lost World: Jurassic Park.

The movie opened in 3,672 theaters and on 8,200 screens--about one out of every four screens in America; most Potter theaters played the movie on more than one screen. By contrast, 1999's Star Wars: Episode 1--The Phantom Menace played on about 5,000 screens in its opening weekend, when it took in $65 million.

Prices have been rising steadily, too. In 1997, when the old three-day record was set, the average movie theater ticket price was $4.59, according to the National Association of Theater Owners. By 2000, the price had risen 17% to $5.39. (If you're thinking it's been a long time since you bought a movie ticket for under $6, you're not alone. N.A.T.O. admits that the ordinary ticket price in every large city is at least $8.50, but it says the average price is driven down by matinees and by child and senior discounts).

This is how massive conglomerates like AOL Time Warner, Vivendi Universal, Sony and News Corp. release movies. Tons of screens at the opening, set a "record," advertise their success--the "number one movie in America!"--and hope that everyone interested sees it before word-of-mouth spreads. Most of the record-setters and certainly seven of the top ten were forgotten within weeks of their initial release.

Harry Potter & The Numbers

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Another Contested Election

Screen Actors Guild

The Screen Actors Guild, whose longstanding rivalries were intensified by a recent election marred by allegations of corruption, will begin considering at least a dozen electoral challenges this week, led by that of losing presidential candidate Valerie Harper.

The guild's elections committee is set to begin consideration of the challenges on Wednesday and has until Dec. 16 to issue decisions. Key allegations include the following:

- There were 260 more ballots counted in New York than deposited at the official post office box, raising the specter of ballot stuffing. Polling administrator Sequoia Voting Systems blames the U.S. Postal Service for the disparity, but candidates who were on the scene have scoffed at the explanation.

- 24,800 New York ballots contained no signature line or instructions to sign on the outer return envelope, in direct violation of SAG rules.

- There was an unannounced two-day extension of the New York deadline.

- SAG staff were allegedly involved in the election, despite orders to remain impartial.

Guild staff insisted on Oct. 30 that the election was run within Dept. of Labor regulations but has refused since then to elaborate on how it can violate its own rules. SAG reps have refused to disclose how many or who had filed challenges by the Friday deadline, saying it was uncertain whether all those who had filed would follow through.

Joint challenges have been filed by Harper with running mates Elliott Gould and Kent McCord, who won slots for recording secretary and treasurer, respectively; and the New York-based Solidarity Slate, which includes eight losing candidates. At least seven people have filed individual challenges.

More SAG Election Problems

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Aaron McGruder's 'Boondocks' - The Best Cartoon Today

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Still Really Like This One....

"Boondocks" (9 Oct 01)

Boondocks: The Best Comic Strip Today

Gonna let it ride for awhile.

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Still MISSING


Over Vitebsk

Marc Chagall's "Study for 'Over Vitebsk'"

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Is It Just Me, Or Does Big Boy Look Like Tom Ridge?

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