Bartcop Entertainment - Thursday, 21 March, 2002

Thursday

21 March, 2002

big hammer - bigger hammer

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How About A Little Oscar & Razzie Fever?

Saturday & Sunday

It's time for a little Oscar fun.
And, we're also gonna include the Golden Raspberry (Razzie) Awards, too.

The Razzies are Saturday. The Oscars are Sunday.

Here's the deal:

For the Razzies, (1) 'Who will win the most awards', (2) 'which picture will 'win' the most awards, and the (3) 'winning' picture. (Rumor has it that Tom Green [who is more than a contender] is going to be present(!), and, we will also have our own Razzies reporter to provide an honest commentary!)


For the Oscars, looking for (1) Supporting Actor & Actress, (2) Best Actor & Actress, (3) Director, (4) Picture - AND - (5) 'Who will give the most embarrassing speech'?

Somewhere on this page will be a listing of both Razzies and Oscar nominees. It will remain until Monday's announcement of the winners.

Make your selections & then e-mail it to BartCopEMarty@aol.com. This is the only address that will work for this contest. This is NOT Chicago, so vote early, but don't vote often.

There are even prizes!.

The Winner of the Oscar prize, will, thanks to BartCop, receive a pound of

South's Finest Chocolate

For the Razzies contest, I'm kicking in a favorite film-related snowdome from my collection. A genuine, in the box 'Fargo' (the movie) snowdome (never available in any store). It features an over-turned car, a body, a female officer, some lovely details & lots of snow.

The Razzies contest closes at 5pm (pst) Saturday, March 23, 2002.

The Oscar contest closes at 5pm (pst) Sunday, March 24, 2002.


Big thanks to BartCop for the idea and the chocolate & Buzzcook for the Tie Breaking Category.

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Reader Review

Steeleye Span: Part IV

By Dave Romm



Steeleye Span
Part IV: Live At Last

Celtic Folk/Rock is my favorite type of music and Steeleye Span is my favorite group, and has been for more than 25 years, but I'll try to keep it short. I won't link to all the albums, but you can get many of them from Amazon here or here and find the lyrics to almost all their songs here. I love the net.

Rocket Cottage was also produced by Mike Batt, but this time the music didn't quite gel as well and this signalled a downturn in the band's fortunes. For one thing, it was "Recorded very fast, in just over a week in fact" and feels very uneven. Maddy Prior actually misses a note! The Brown Girl is a great song, another one about class differences, but Maddy is not up to her best. For another, it came out weeks before the Sex Pistol's debut single, and popular culture is unforgiving.

Despite much going against the album, Rocket Cottage has a lot of very good music on it. Fighting For Strangers is a traditional song about mercenaries turned into a haunting anti-war ballad, on the order of Eric Bogle's The Band Played Waltzing Matilda. Orfeo/Nathan's Reel tells the Orpheus and Euridyce story in celtic folk/rock fashion, with a great fiddle solo at the end. Sir James The Rose is almost punk, a much harder examination of the kind of betrayal as told by the traditional song Whiskey In The Jar (or Gilgarra Mountain, as Peter Paul and Mary do it). London is a nice bouncy rock song while The Bosnian Hornpipes is a nifty 60 second a cappella instrumental. And once again, they end well. An uncredited version of Camptown Races slips into some banter by the band and then into the heartbreaking song of despair, The Drunkard. Maddy, singing a part written for a male, is at her finest and the band is emotional and cathartic. I'm always tempted to air The Drunkard together with van Ronk's Last Call, but I'd worry about my audience being driven to drink.

Storm Force Ten, their tenth album, featured a different lineup and different sound. Martin Carthy returns, and John Kirkpatrick adds an accordian where there had been a fiddle. This is a wonderful album that never quite caught on due to the break in momentum and the change in music style... and then the band broke up. Still, Awake Awake is a beautiful, mostly a cappella, song about lovers. Sweep Chimney Sweep is an hilarious a cappella song about class differences. Both song feature rich harmony and lovely imagery. The Wife Of The Soldier is another anti-war song, followed by the paean to Lord Nelson and The Victory. The Black Freighter, from Threepenny Opera, about lower class maid waiting for pirates to take her away, has never been done better. Maddy's true love has been stolen by Some Rival, the drudgery and harsh life of British sailors is told in Treadmill Song. And a flippant little ditty about meeting and bedding a young lass is giving full whirl in Seventeen Come Sunday. Another great ending song.

Steeleye Span broke up, but not without producing one live album, Live At Last! Not a particularly good album, alas, with the same lineup as Storm Force Ten. I've seen them in concert, and they're a whole lot of fun, but they are a studio band and none of their live albums comes up to any of their studio albums. The only real winner on the this one, though, is a doozy. A long, 15:15 min version of Montrose; complex and compelling even if you don't know (or care) about the political upheaval and betrayal in the song. The other songs are done well, though the performance of studio cuts suffer in comparison with the originals. Warning: The US and UK pressings are different, and I've been talking about the UK tracks.

Steeleye Span has reformed and broken up several times in the ensuing decades, but they never reached the heights of their first run (ten albums; twelve if you count Summer Solstice and Live At Last!). Their later material is uneven with the occasional gem. I don't even count their other live albums or compilations. Next up: Silly Sisters and solo other solo projects.

Dave Romm is a conceptual artist with a radio show and a web site and a very weird CD collection. He reviews things at random for obscure web sites. You can read all his music recommendations from Bartcop-E here.




Thanks, Dave!

Dave introduced me to an interesting site, The Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire, writing about the characters in Lord of the Rings in a fun, High-School-Yearbook sort of way.


And, since Dave has is only waiting for the paperwork to be completed, guess I should get used to referring to him as Baron David E Romm! All Hail Ladonia!

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Reader Suggestion

The ChickenHawk Data Base

The ChickenHawk Data Base

~~ JD


Woo-hoo, JD! That's a GREAT link! Thanks!


JD also sent this link

HOW CONSERVATIVES THINK

(quote) '' The United States Government's top lawyer has said that officials have the right to lie to American citizens, telling the US Supreme Court that misleading statements are sometimes needed to protect foreign policy interests.

"It's easy to imagine an infinite number of situations where the government might legitimately give out false information," the Solicitor-General, Theodore Olson, told the court on Monday. ''

Read the rest at HOW CONSERVATIVES THINK


Damn! JD is on a Roll!

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From 'TBH Politoons'

Great Site!

Click Here!


Thanks, again, Tim!

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Started the evening surfing between 'Enterprise' and 'Dateline'. Ultimately, neither were worth the effort.

Decided a rerun of 'Bernie Mac' was a safer bet than 'Drew Carey'. Flopped between 'Titus' and 'The Job' with Dennis Leary. He's such a shit, but, jeez, I laugh - out loud even.

Saw some of 'Downtown' on ABC, only because their tease was more lurid than the one for '60 Minutes II'.

Jay is in reruns (as is Conan), but, Dave (and Craiggers) went fresh.



Tonight, Thursday, CBS is inundated with 'March Madness'. No primetime to speak of, and even Dave is a rerun.

Over at NBC, it starts with a rerun 'Friends', a fresh 'Leap Of Faith', and then reruns the rest of the night, with 'Will & Grace', 'Just Shoot Me', and 'ER'. Jay is also a rerun.

ABC gives away the whole night to Figure Skating.

The WB is fresh with 2 episodes of 'My Guide To Becoming A Rock Star', and then 'Charmed'.

Faux has the rerun of 'Celebrity Boxing' from last Wednesday and then reruns of 'King Of The Hill' and 'Futurama'.

UPN is all 'WWF Smackdown'.

AMC has lots of 'Raiders Of The Lost Ark', and Spencer Tracy's last film, 'Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?'.

TCM has one of those movies that has a line which has a life of its own....the movie is 'Stage Door', and this is the one where Katharine Hepburn utters the words ''The calla lilies are in bloom. Such a strange & wondrous flower...''



Anyone have any opinions?

Or reviews?



(See below for addresses)

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It's Ashcroft's Oscars - No Dancing!

Laura Ziskin

Academy Awards producer Laura Ziskin says there won't be any dancing at this year's Oscars show.

"Not that I don't love dancing — and I do think there's a place for it — done properly in the Oscars. But it wasn't something I particularly understood," she said. Instead, Ziskin drew on her film background to help produce a series of short films made just for Oscar night. Some filmmakers and screenwriters have been invited to work on the pieces.

It's Ashcroft's Oscars - No Dancing!

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'Coolest Records' List

Velvet Underground Tops

Albums by the Velvet Underground, the Rolling Stones and James Brown lead a list of the 50 "coolest records" featured in the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine.

Compiled by the magazine's staff, the list is headed by "White Light/White Heat," the 1968 release from the Velvet Underground, the grim art-rock band beloved by critics if not by the record-buying masses. The album's highlight was the psychedelic opus "Sister Ray" -- "seventeen minutes of guitars screaming in ecstasy," Rolling Stone opined.

Second spot went to the U.S. version of the Rolling Stones' "Aftermath," the 1966 release that marked the first album written solely by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards. "Blues-rock flower power, but all the flowers are painted black," the magazine said.

So-called "Godfather of Soul" James Brown's 1968 release "Live at the Apollo" came in third thanks to "the most explosive cold-sweat funk grooves ever recorded."

Other entries included the Beatles' "Revolver" at No. 10, David Bowie's "Station to Station" at No. 21, Michael Jackson's "Off the Wall" at No. 31, Merle Haggard's "Songs I'll Always Sing" at No. 42 and Madonna's "You Can Dance" remix album at No. 50.

Velvet Underground Tops

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Promoting Literacy

Danny Glover

Danny Glover urged students at St. Helena Elementary School to reach for the stars.

The actor was at St. Helena to promote literacy in education. He addressed the students during an afternoon assembly and was scheduled to meet with the Parent-Teacher Organization on Monday night.

The children showered Glover with songs, gifts and a lesson on the local Gullah culture. Gullah-Geechees were freed slaves who settled on the sea islands from South Carolina to north Florida.

After Glover's talk, students presented him with a handmade quilt decorated with "St. Helena" and photos of the pupils.

Danny Glover

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To Regurgitate Daily On Comedy Central

Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Basic cable network Comedy Central will begin airing same-day repeats of NBC's "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" later this year, the two sides said on Wednesday, marking NBC's second recent deal for off-network reruns of its late-night programming.

NBC said that beginning Sept. 3, Comedy Central will air the previous night's "Conan" episode in the early evening. An exact time slot has not yet been set. Terms of the deal were not disclosed.

Though it is increasingly common for networks to rebroadcast shows on affiliated cable stations, the NBC deals are unique in that Comedy Central is a joint venture of Viacom Inc. and Time Warner Entertainment, while E!'s largest shareholders are Comcast Corp. and Walt Disney Co.

Late Night with Conan O'Brien

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Sharing Needles Isn't A Good Thing

Pamela Anderson

Former "Baywatch" beauty Pamela Anderson said on Wednesday she has contracted the potentially fatal liver disease Hepatitis C by sharing a tattoo needle with ex-husband Tommy Lee.

Anderson, 34, whose barbed-wire tattoo rings her left arm, said in a statement she has been undergoing outpatient treatment for the disease at the University of California, Los Angles Medical Center.

"I contracted Hepatitis C while sharing a tattoo needle with my ex-husband Tommy Lee," she said.

"Tommy has the disease and never disclosed it to me during our marriage," said Anderson, who is embroiled in a child custody battle with Lee, the former drummer for the hard-rock band Motley Crue.

Pamela Anderson

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To Perform ''Vanilla Sky''

Paul McCartney

Fresh off a media blitz surrounding former Beatle Paul McCartney's announcement of a June wedding to former model Heather Mills, and a first-ever exhibition of his original paintings, the British icon is now preparing to make his debut at the Academy Awards, Hollywood's biggest event of the year.

McCartney, who is also preparing for his first American tour in almost 10 years, will sing his song, "Vanilla Sky," the title track for the film of the same name, which has been nominated for best original song.

According to Hollywood lore, "Vanilla Sky" director Cameron Crowe screened part of an early print of the film for McCartney because he hoped the former Beatle would allow him to use a song from his new album "Driving Rain."

Four days later, McCartney reportedly recorded the folk song titled "Vanilla Sky."

McCartney has a previous Oscar nomination for the title track to the 1973 James Bond thriller "Live and Let Die" and won an original song score Oscar in 1970 with The Beatles for "Let it Be."

Paul McCartney

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Cartoon From India

''Dubyaman''



A visitor to a cartoon exhibition in New Delhi March 20, 2002 looks at an image of "Dubyaman," a parody of U.S. President George W. Bush invented by Indian comic writer Jug Suraiya. "Dubyaman," an Indian comic strip hero named after the way some Texans pronounce the letter "W," is a parody of the U.S. President and his oratory through a host of problems from Afghanistan and the India-Pakistan spat to religious riots in northern India.
Photo by B. Mathur

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The Chris Matthews Hardball-in-Mouth Apology Tour

from Lloyd Grove

Our friend Chris Matthews awoke Monday morning to find some extremely unpleasant remarks he made about Ted Koppel and Jim Lehrer quoted in Post reporter Howard Kurtz's media column. By day's end, the MSNBC "Hardball" host had written an abject letter to Koppel, the anchor of ABC's "Nightline," and paid a visit to Lehrer at Arlington's WETA-TV, where the PBS anchor presides over "The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer."

Among Matthews's choicer quotes, uttered last week during a Cable Television Public Affairs lunch:

• On Koppel and "Nightline": "I think we in the cable business have overtaken them. I'm already rerun twice before Koppel's got his act together." On the recent flap involving David Letterman: "Koppel, if you can't make it in the market, go work for public television for 200 [thousand] a year instead of $7 million."

• On Lehrer's hour-long nightly show: "What is it -- eight hours long? I never sat all the way through it."

Around 1 p.m. Monday, "NewsHour" staffers were surprised when Matthews showed up seeking an urgent meeting with Lehrer, who was just waking up from his afternoon nap. Lehrer and his grim-looking petitioner disappeared behind closed doors. "He apologized and I quickly, without hesitation, accepted his apology," Lehrer recounted yesterday. "I was quite struck that he came to my office unannounced. I told him, 'This is water under the bridge, don't worry about it.' "

Koppel, meanwhile, told us: "He wrote me a lovely letter. As far as I'm concerned he has made a sincere and, I'm sure, genuine apology, and the apology is accepted."

Matthews sighed: "I felt it was not just my professional but my personal responsibility to show my respect to real guys who are ahead of me and certainly have accomplished more. I wanted them individually to know how I felt. I've always felt that I am trying to be an iconoclast and to sail against the wind. But sometimes the establishment is right. I was wrong. I clearly shouldn't have done it."

For the rest, from Lloyd Grove

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Priming The Oscar Pump

Bruce Vilanch

Come Oscar night, Bruce Vilanch, head writer for the Academy Awards, will either be dancing at Hollywood's hottest parties or fleeing town.

"If we're happy with the show, we go to every party in town and if we're unhappy, we'll be heading down to the Mexican border," funnyman Vilanch told Reuters.

"I have two reviews hanging on my office. One is a rave from The New York Times and the other is a pan from the Los Angeles Times. And they are both about the same exact show," said Vilanch, writer of 14 Academy Award shows.

Vilanch said it's not easy to create a hit Oscar telecast, despite having earned two Emmy Awards on Oscar shows hosted by Billy Crystal.

He said his big challenge is entertaining people for the entire telecast, especially because after pre-show celebrity interviews and long acceptance speeches are factored in, the event can run nearly four hours. Most viewers are only biding time for the best actor, actress and film awards, which land near the end.

There will be only one musical number on the show, a medley of all the nominated original songs. Viewers will be spared the usually campy Broadway-style music and dance extravaganza.

"We wanted to have the legendary Hobbit Dance and the Schizophrenic ballet," he quipped in a reference to two best movie contenders, "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring" and "A Beautiful Mind."

Bruce Vilanch

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Poor Little 'Step-Stooler'

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow has had it with Hollywood and is thinking of moving to London.

"Hollywood is a completely male-dominated world. I want to leave," she told the German newspaper Berliner Zeitung.

Paltrow, an Oscar winner for "Shakespeare in Love" who will be a presenter at Sunday's Academy Awards, said London is one option for her.

"I'm going to star in my first London theater production this spring, but after that I'm not sure what I will do. I'd like to stay in Europe for a while, maybe in London, Berlin or Paris," she said.

Paltrow, who will turn 30 in September, added, "I also think about marrying and having children, but at the moment, I don't have any concrete designs on how that should happen. It all lies in God's hands."

Poor Gwyneth Paltrow

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Wants Name & Narration Removed

Rosie O'Donnell

Rosie O'Donnell is asking to have her name and voice removed from an Oscar-nominated documentary after learning that the filmmakers are involved in a group that has been described as a homophobic cult.

The talk show host, who recently came out as a lesbian, narrated "Artists and Orphans: A True Drama," about a New York theater group that travels to the former Soviet republic of Georgia to help orphaned and abandoned children. The film is competing against two other documentary shorts for an Academy Award on Sunday.

But her spokeswoman said Wednesday that O'Donnell found out this week that the filmmakers — including director Lianne Klapper McNally — are involved with the Fourth Way School. The group emphasizes personal development, and, according to various newspaper reports, bans homosexuals and believes gays shouldn't be parents.

"If Rosie had known the truth about this organization, she never would have consented to lend her name and voice," said O'Donnell's publicist, Cindi Berger.

She added that "Rosie is angry that the background wasn't disclosed to her."

Rosie O'Donnell

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Steady Gig Til 2006

Rick Berman

Veteran "Star Trek" writer/producer Rick Berman has signed an eight-figure deal that will keep him at Paramount Pictures through the end of 2006.

The exclusive pact calls for Berman to create, develop and produce features for Paramount's film units as well as TV movies and series programming for the studio's TV units. He'll also remain as scribe/exec producer on the latest "Star Trek" series, UPN's top-rated "Enterprise," while continuing as a consultant on projects for Paramount's theme parks unit.

While Berman intends to continue to focus on "Enterprise" and the upcoming Paramount picture "Star Trek: Nemesis" for at least the next year, he's expected to begin developing non-"Trek" properties at some point during the new deal.

Rick Berman

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Pasadena Doctor's Son Owes $?

David Lee Roth

A booking agent in the Houston area is suing David Lee Roth for unpaid bills.

The Houston Chronicle reports Louis Gavrel has filed suit against Roth, claiming Roth owes him more than $50,000. Gavrel says he booked Roth in a number of venues and even cut Roth some slack during Roth's "cash flow problems."

Gavrel says the concerts stem back to 1999 and he hasn't been paid.

David Lee Roth

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Auction News

Princess Diana

Letters and cards handwritten by Britain's Princess Diana, who died in a Paris car crash in 1997, could fetch up to $28,430 at auction later this week, the auctioneers said Wednesday.

The former wife of heir to the throne Prince Charles sent the letters to Maud Pendrey, who worked as a housekeeper at the Althorp home of Diana's family.

The correspondence, described by Keys auction house as "rather special and unique" will go under the hammer at their salesroom in Aylsham, Norfolk, Friday afternoon.

The collection includes nine letters written between 1981 and 1988 and 14 Christmas or New Year cards dating from 1981 and 1995.

Princess Diana

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Survivor Speaks

Paula Poundstone

Poundstone finds that she can laugh after tragedy, tears

Stand-up comedian Paula Poundstone knows that many people have different expectations of her these days.

That she should be contrite, apologetic, and self-critical after being humbled by her misbehavior last year as well as being humiliated in the national media. That her proper tone should be atonement. That the circumstances - while drunk she endangered her children and was charged with sexual abuse crimes - dictate she should not be, you know, funny.

Then again, what is humor if not a coping mechanism? Or, as the saying goes: comedy = tragedy + time.

''Every now and then I'll be doing an interview,'' Poundstone says from her home in Santa Monica, Calif., ''and someone will say `Are you worried about people thinking you're being cavalier and not taking it seriously enough?' And I say, `Oh, please. I don't see how anyone's day or life is made a stitch better by knowing that Paula Poundstone has taken every second of her disaster and labored in pain over it. ' ... The people I owe apologies to, and am laboring to make it up to, are my kids.''

For the rest, Paula Poundstone

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For Graham, The Man Of Steele

Lolo Ferrari

A court ordered on Wednesday that the husband of late French porn star Lolo Ferrari be detained while he is investigated for her murder, his lawyer said.

Ferrari, who was billed as "the woman with the biggest breasts in the world" and had a reputed 71-inch silicone-enhanced bust, died in March 2000 of what police initially said were natural causes. They then investigated the possibility that she was suffocated.

The detention of her husband, Eric Vigne, came after he was placed under official investigation in February on suspicion of her murder.

Lolo Ferrari

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Complaint Filed

Michelle Rodriguez

"Resident Evil" star Michelle Rodriguez has been accused of simple assault and harassment.

The woman, whom authorities did not identify, said she was lying in bed talking on the telephone when Rodriguez disconnected the phone, punched her in the face, and started pulling her hair, police Deputy Director Edgar Martinez told The Jersey Journal of Jersey City.

The woman said Rodriguez blocked her from leaving, so she bit the actress's arm to escape the apartment, Martinez said.

After pleading innocent to the charges, Rodriguez was released on $2,500 bail. She could not be reached for comment.

Michelle Rodriguez

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Owes $45 Million In Back Taxes

Mario Kassar

Hollywood producer Mario Kassar has agreed to pay nearly $45 million in unpaid taxes to the Internal Revenue Service, ending a 14-year dispute with the federal agency.

Kassar, whose films include the "Rambo" action series and "Basic Instinct," will pay $38 million in taxes for the 1988, 1989, and 1990 tax years, according to U.S. Tax Court records. The remainder of the settlement covers penalties he incurred over that time.

"It was a satisfying resolution for both sides," said Kassar's tax attorney Steven Toscher. "It took a long time, but we're happy it's just done."

Mario Kassar

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Not Going To Air Alcohol Ads After All

NBC

Three months after NBC announced it would break a decades-old, self-imposed ban on TV advertisements for distilled spirits, the television network said on Wednesday it would not proceed with the ads after a storm of criticism from lawmakers and advocacy groups.

The network was criticized for its decision to carry ads for Diageo Plc's Smirnoff vodka by groups including the American Medical Association and Mothers Against Drunk Driving. U.S. Rep. Frank Wolf and 12 other lawmakers sent a letter to NBC threatening stricter regulation of network advertising.

The Distilled Spirits Council, a trade group representing liquor makers, charged that the network's decision to halt ads was partly a result of lobbying by brewers, one of the highest-spending advertising sectors.

Not Going To Air Alcohol Ads After All


First off, this story lies by saying that the alcohol ban was self-imposed. It was a basic tenet of the NAB, the National Association of Broadcasters. The motto of the NAB went along the lines that TV was viewed in a mulitude of homes, and better to err on the side of safety.
The last sentence is very telling.

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A Museum Of WHAT?

Icelandic Phallological Museum

Sigurdur 
Hjartarson erected the Icelandic Phallological Museum in 1997 in Reykjavik after collecting dozens of penises from the various mammals 
of his homeland. A whale penis is seen on display at the museum in this November, 2000 file photo. Photo by Samer Farha

From geysers to glaciers, Iceland is blessed with innumerable natural wonders.

But one Icelander has chosen to ignore his country's impressive geology and focus on the more obscure phallology, the study of the penis -- the Icelandic mammal penis in this case.

Down an alley off Reykjavik's main shopping street, travelers will find an odd example of one man's life work, the Icelandic Phallological Museum, more commonly referred to as the penis museum.

Sigurdur Hjartarson, a high school history teacher, erected the museum in 1997, after collecting dozens of penises from the various mammals of his homeland.

"Some people don't know how to react to something like this. They think I am queer or pervert. I like that, not letting people know whether I am joking or a serious collector, which I certainly am."

Hjartarson says a penis cannot maintain its form without proper care.

Icelandic Phallological Museum

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DIS-HONORING WORST ACHIEVEMENTS IN FILM SINCE 1980

The Razzies

22nd Annual Golden Raspberry ('RAZZIE') Award Nominees:

WORST PICTURE:

Driven (Franchise Pictures/Warner Bros.)
Freddy Got Fingered (20th Century-Fox)
Glitter (20th Century-Fox/Columbia Pictures)
Pearl Harbor (Touchstone/Disney)
3000 Miles To Graceland (Franchise/Warner Bros.)


WORST ACTOR:

Ben Affleck/Pearl Harbor
Kevin Costner/3000 Miles To Graceland
Tom Green/Freddy Got Fingered
Keanu Reeves/Hardball and Sweet November
John Travolta/Domestic Disturbance and Swordfish


WORST ACTRESS:

Mariah Carey/Glitter
Penelope Cruz/Blow and Captain Corelli's Mandolin and Vanilla Sky
Angelina Jolie/Lara Croft: Tomb Raider and Original Sin
Jennifer Lopez/Angel Eyes and The Wedding Planner
Charlize Theron/Sweet November


WORST SCREEN COUPLE:

Ben Affleck & EITHER Kate Beckinsale or Josh Hartnett/Pearl Harbor
Mariah Carey's Cleavage/Glitter
Tom Green & Any Animal He Abuses/Freddy Got Fingered
Burt Reynolds & Sylvester Stallone/Driven
Kurt Russell & EITHER Kevin Costner or Courtney Cox/3000 Miles To Graceland


WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR:

Max Beesley/Glitter
Charlton Heston/Cats & Dogs; Planet Of The Apes; and Town & Country
Burt Reynolds/Driven
Sylvester Stallone/Driven
Rip Torn/Freddy Got Fingered


WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:

Drew Barrymore (The Ex-Mrs. Tom Green)/ Freddy Got Fingered
Courtney Cox/3000 Miles To Graceland
Julie Hagerty/Freddy Got Fingered
Goldie Hawn/Town & Country
Estella Warren/Driven and Planet Of The Apes


WORST REMAKE or SEQUEL:

Crocodile Dundee in L.A. (Paramount)
Jurassic Park III (Universal)
Pearl Harbor (Touchstone/Disney)
Planet Of The Apes (20th Century-Fox)
Sweet November (Warner Bros.)


WORST DIRECTOR:

Michael Bay/Pearl Harbor
Peter Chelsom (w/Warren Beatty) Town & Country
Tom Green/Freddy Got Fingered
Vondie Curtis Hall/Glitter
Renny Harlin/Driven


WORST SCREENPLAY:

Driven Screenplay by Sylvester Stallone; Story by Jan Skrentny & Neal Tabachnick
Freddie Got Fingered Written by Tom Green & Derek Harvie
Glitter Screenplay by Kate Lanier, Story by Cheryl L. West
Pearl Harbor Written by Randall Wallace
3000 Miles To Graceland Written by Richard Recco and Demian Lichtenstein


NOMINATIONS PER PICTURE:

FREDDY GOT FINGERED: 8
(Picture, Actor, Supporting Actor, 2xSupporting Actress, Screen Couple, Director, Screenplay)

DRIVEN: 7
(Picture, 2xSupporting Actor, Supporting Actress, Screen Couple, Director, Screenplay)

GLITTER: 6
(Picture, Actress, Supporting Actor, Couple, Director, Screenplay)

PEARL HARBOR: 6
(Picture, Actor, Screen Couple, Remake, Director, Screenplay)

3000 MILES TO GRACELAND: 5
(Picture, Actor, Supporting Actress, Couple, Screenplay)

PLANET OF THE APES: 3
(Supporting Actress, Supporting Actor, Remake)

SWEET NOVEMBER: 3
(Actor, Actress, Remake)

TOWN &  COUNTRY: 3
(Supporting Actress, Supporting Actor, Director)

"WINNERS" WILL BE ANNOUNCED THIS SATURDAY, MARCH 23

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Oscar Nominees

2002

Oscar Nominees

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BartCop TV!

BC TV

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Thanks To Fud

Hear The 'Trifecta' Statement

(quoting)
'' And we've got a job to do at home, as well. You know, I was campaigning in Chicago and somebody asked me, is there ever any time where the budget might have to go into deficit? I said only if we were at war or had a national emergency or were in recession. (Laughter.) Little did I realize we'd get the trifecta. (Laughter.) But we're fine. ''

Scroll down 31 paragraphs to read it for yourself.

Hear The 'Trifecta' Quote Here.



Many Thanks, to Fud, a loyal bartcopper : )

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11 New Recipes!

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

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Entertaining Site!

Great Animations, Too

Jeff Crook has updated Uncommon Sense, again!

This week's animations revolve around Cheney before Congress. ...LOL

Lots of things worth reading, and fun stuff to keep you entertained, too.

Uncommon Sense...Check it out!

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Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop

A New Look & Even More Information!

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'Bob Woodward vs. John Belushi and Me'

Michael Dare - 'The Life and Death of Captain Preemo'

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See It For Yourself

Sing Along With John Ashcroft

Sing Along With John Ashcroft

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Yoo Hoo

From BartCop

Special Bonus From BartCop

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Freshly Updated

BartCop Astrology



The astrological focus this issue is the chart of Andrea Yates, the Houston, Texas mother convicted of murdering her 5 children by drowning them in the bathtub in the family home. The astrological aspects at work in her chart are absolutely fascinating.

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The Bush Rap (Sheet)

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