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In The Chaos Household
Saturday Night's TV
Started out planning to 'spot-watch' 'The Concert For New York', and do some
other things, but....
DAMN! Had to fire up the lava lamps, sit back, and take it all in.
Some mighty fine TV! Sucked me in and held me in a manner I'd forgotten existed.
From David Bowie opening with Paul Simon's "America", and Martin Scorsese's
tribute to the ethnicity in who's busom I was raised, to Billy Joel and his 'New York
State Of Mind', and so much more....
(Back in the late 70's Billy Joel was the arfing lead-on act for Janis Ian, and they
performed at the Universal Amphitheatre when it was still an amphitheater, and everything he had
was so new...
Oh, well, there's a tale best left for a cold winter night....LOL, and I'm too tired for
too much digressing tonight).
Then, Will Ferrell from SNL did his smirk impersonation, during which the cameras switched
to show us the presence of both Bill & Senator Hillary Clinton. He was followed
by Chris Kattan, also of SNL to huckster the eBay auctions of all manner of cool things
from this concert.
He did a pretty creepy intro to 'Destiny's Child', where I realized that Paul Shaffer and
the CBS (Late Night With David Letterman) Orchestra was the "house band".
Harrison Ford came out, and slurred his way, badly, through a 'Robin Hood Foundation' (a
non-profit started by John Kennedy, Jr.) plug, and the NYPD officer by his side intro'd Eric Clapton
and Buddy Guy.
Then Susan Sarandon & Christy Turlington intro'd the Ed Byrnes film, and a kid who's dad died 9/11
was upcut. Came back to James Lipton, the host of Bravo's 'Inside The Actor's Studio', who has been
mercilessly skewered by Will Ferrell on SNL for years. Doing one of the finest self-parodies of one's self, ever,
he intro'd Adam Sandler as 'Opera-Man'.
The powers that be at vh1 seemed to have been tipped aforehand, and they got all the 'really' bad ones,
although I wonder how "bonah" and "small cox" were explained to some of the kids present. In future years,
though, they'll have great tales to tell.
Then, Meg Ryan and a bereft family's teen daughter got to intro the 'Back Street Boys'. David Spade then
intro's Melissa Ethridge, and she had properly tuned guitar problems....then, it was John Cusack intro-ing the Who,
who did themselves proud. The director wasn't old enough to know that Roger was going to do tricks with
his microphone (and, where the hell did they find an old wired mic that could take the abuse of one of
Roger's 'rope-trick' side-show?), and Pete's guitar antics. And then, there was John Entwhistle's always solid,
adult behavior to the side...
Gov. Pataki came out, then John Cusack intro'd a film by Woody Allen that showed his sense of
humor and ability to make a film aren't mutually exclusive.
Mike Myers came out, with a paramedic, and intro'd Mick Jagger & Keith Richards (with Paul
Shaffer & the CBS Orchestra playing back-up). Shit, when Mick first showed, I thought he looked
worse than Keith, then the music started...reminded me of the transformation I saw in Eubie Blake
when he was led to his keyboard as he neared 100, but, there's another late winter tale...LOL.
Here is where Howard Stern, with the cheeks of his bodysuit cut out (wondered
if 'Gasman' lived!) He nailed some of the white-tailed deer of the NYC feeding trough,
and, intro'd a 'thank you from NY' film. Julia Stiles inro'd Macy Gray,
who seemed to pitch some sort of snit, and walk out before her number was finished.
It was at this point that Senator Hillary Clinton was pitched to the crowd.
She intro'd Jerry Seinfeld's filmed comments, followed by the Big Dog, Bill Clinton
intro-ing James Taylor.
Michael J. Fox intro'd some firemen, one of whom left us with the immortal words that "Osama
can kiss my royal Irish ass", and then referred to him with the term of endearment, 'bitch'...
Made me smile. They intro'd Rudy Guiliani, and he intro'd the kid that was bumped during
the Christy Turlington segment.
Jimmy Fallon from SNL did a bit about how all 80's music can be done to MC Hammer's "You
Can't Touch This"...then, Jon Bon Jovi intro'd a wonderfully profane Kevin Smith
film about New Yorkers.
Then, it was John Mellencamp, who brought out Kid Rock
Then, Hillary Swank, and a paramdic intro'd a group I didn't get the name of, but sounded like 5 for ?.
Billy Crystal brought on a lot of jocks who's garments will be signed & auctioned.
Janet Jackson added a set, by satellite, from Pittsburgh, followed by Natalie Portman, who
intro'd Elton John.
After a couple of songs, Billy Joel joined Elton, at a doppleganger piano. Then, they were
followed by Richard Gere who intro'd the latest film offering by Rick Burns (brother of Ken
Burns, of PBS documentary fame), which was followed by Selma Hayek, who intro'd Jim
Carrey and firemen. He brought former, and current firefighter, and actor-extrodinare, Steve
Buscemi.
Then, Jim intro'd Paul McCartney, the man of the day. Paul opened with the old
Beatles song 'I'm Down', and also 'Yesterday'. He did his new song
for charity, and another 'Freedom' that had a much better hook. ]
The grand finale, with all the talent, including Dan Ackroyd, was "Let It Be".
Had a much better time than ever anticipated.
THIS is the way a concert show should be done!
The production values were excellent. It looked good, it sounded good. It flowed - if you've
ever been to a taping of a concert show, it was phenomenal in it's ability to get the next
act on.
This was my short review...LOL
Yes, I liked it, and as we'd say in the backwoods of PA, 'they done good'.
Anyone have any opinions?
Or reviews?
'Concert For NYC', The Official Story
Hot Off The Wire
Paul McCartney, David Bowie, Elton John, Billy Joel joined other performers
Saturday in a ``Concert for New York,'' which served as a benefit for the city
while celebrating its resiliency in a time of crisis.
David Bowie kicked off the mammoth concert with a poignant rendition of Paul Simon's ``America,''
then rocked a crowd that included thousands of firefighters, police officers and
rescue workers with the appropriately titled ``Heroes.''
``It's an absolute pleasure to play for you tonight,'' Bowie told the crowd at
``Concert for New York,'' which was broadcast from Madison Square Garden live on VH1.
Despite the tragic circumstances that led to the concert, the star-studded event
was anything but somber - instead, it was a raucous celebration.
One of the biggest ovations was reserved for the 6,000 firefighters, police
officers and rescue workers honored for their heroic efforts in the Sept. 11
attack on the World Trade Center.
``Tonight is dedicated to you,'' comedian Billy Crystal said as the crowd roared
its approval. Many in the audience held up pictures of police officers or
firefighters who died.
``I met of children who lost their daddies and I met a lot of people who survived,''
former President Clinton said backstage. ``This is the first time they've had a
chance to clap their hands and shout and dance. This is a great gift to them.''
Celebrity presenters including Harrison Ford and Susan Sarandon brought rescue
workers on stage and lauded them for their heroics. The guests then introduced performers.
Firefighters and police officers laughed and danced in the aisles. ``Saturday
Night Live'' cast member Will Ferrell got laughs with his impersonation of
President Bush, and Adam Sandler reprised his Operaman character in a risque
segment that mocked Osama bin Laden.
``There's not a day that goes by that people don't want to laugh,'' Sandler said
backstage. ``People are in great pain and you want to just laugh and feel good
for a minute and that's what comedy is trying to do right now.''
When Joel sang the first few lines of ``New York State of Mind,'' the crowd went wild.
``You look out from the stage, and you see a sea of blue,'' Joel said backstage.
``You see firemen, you see cops, and these guys risk their lives everyday. They
do this all the time ... to be able to see a smile on some of these people's
faces - they've gone through so much, they've lost so many of their friends.''
Among the evening's most inspired performances included The Who, which energized
the crowded with renditions of hits such as ``Baba O'Riley,'' and ``Behind Blue
Eyes,'' and Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, who sang ``Salt of the Earth'' and
``Miss You.''
The evening also had its somber moments. Destiny's Child performed a stirring
gospel medley after singing their hit, ``Emotions,'' while the Backstreet Boys
dedicated their performance to one of their tour crew members who was on the
plane that hit a tower of the World Trade Center.
Interspersed with the performances were short films celebrating the spirit of
the city by directors including Woody Allen and Martin Scorsese. In addition,
the concert featured appearances from New York sports figures, including the
Knicks' Allan Houston, Yankees manager Joe Torre and Hall of Famer Reggie Jackson.
Paul McCartney was the night's final act. Wearing an American flag pin and
T-shirt with ``FDNY'' printed on the back, the former Beatle sang five songs,
including ``Lover to a Friend,'' a new single he said would raise money for the
Sept. 11 Fund, ``Yesterday,'' and ``Freedom,'' which he wrote in the aftermath
of the World Trade Center attack. It's lyrics included the line, ``I will fight
for the right to live in freedom.''
``This is one of the greatest nights for me,'' he told the crowd. ``I want to
thank you guys for everything you've done, on behalf of the British, on behalf
of America, on behalf of the world.''
The finale featured McCartney leading members of the night's all-star cast singing
``Let it Be,'' joined by a few police officers, firefighters and other emergency
workers, then a reprise of ``Freedom.''
A telephone number was featured so viewers could phone in donations; all proceeds
are going to charities to benefit the victims of New York's terrorist attacks, organizers
said. James Dolan, president and CEO of Cablevision, which helped put the concert
together, said ticket sales had already raised $14 million.
A two-disc CD set featuring music from the show is expected to be released by
Columbia in November with much of the proceeds going to charity.
The concert is one of three all-star concerts this weekend. On Sunday, Michael
Jackson, the Backstreet Boys, Mariah Carey, 'N Sync, Aerosmith and others will
perform during an eight-hour concert in Washington. CMT will broadcast a
21/2-hour live concert from Nashville, Tenn., featuring Tim McGraw, Sara Evans,
Brooks & Dunn, Alan Jackson and other country stars Sunday night.
The Official Version
New! Updated!
BartCop Astrology
Check it out at BC Astrology.
This week, the official BartCop Astrologer has provided two charts.
One who's talent (and hearing, as well), is on loan from his god, and for contrast, an American visionary,
national treasure, and real-life role model, Helen Keller.
Very interesting reading!
Jay Leno's Harley
The Winner!
A New Mexico water well driller has ponied up to take home Jay Leno's celebrity hog.
Frank Davis, of Portales, placed the high bid of $360,200 on the online auction
site eBay this week for the talk show host's autographed Harley Davidson motorcycle.
The money will go the Twin Towers Fund for victims of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.
Wearing blue jeans and a blue button-up work shirt, Davis appeared on The
Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Friday. After making a joke about Davis' casual
attire, Leno asked him what he planned to do with the bike.
``We want to show this off and raise more money with it,'' Davis said.
Leno asked celebrities who visited his show to sign the limited edition Harley-Davidson
FXDL Dyna Low Rider, which he bought in July. A list of stars covered it in
signatures, including Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nicole Kidman, Denzel Washington
and Tom Cruise.
Jay Leno's Harley's High Bidder
BartCop TV!
Visit the site at BC TV
The 'Vidiot' never seems to rest!
Every show on TV must be listed--days worth of reading there.
For an amazing variety of information on an astounding array of tv programs check out
BC TV!
Planet Hollywood Bankrupt, Again...
'Sharp Drop In Tourist Business'
Unable to whip star appeal into a winning restaurant recipe, Planet Hollywood
filed again for bankruptcy Friday, saying the unwanted sequel was prompted by a
sharp drop in tourist business after Sept. 11.
The operator of brash movie-themed restaurants, once-backed by the likes of
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis, said business
contracted suddenly in recent weeks at its remaining restaurants, including New
York's Times Square, Disney World and the Las Vegas Strip.
Orlando, Florida-based Planet Hollywood, which emerged from a prior bankruptcy
in January 2000, was pushed back into bankruptcy court on Friday with $133
million in debt against $121 million in assets, chief executive Robert Earl told Reuters.
Planet Hollywood said it did not intend to close any restaurants as part of its
reorganization, and that it would go ahead with plans for outlets in Tokyo
Disneyland and Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
The first reorganization pared the chain back to 10 locations, including three
in Europe, and left it to license the franchise to operators of another 25, Earl said.
Court documents were not immediately available.
Planet Hollywood last traded on the bulletin board on Thursday for >b>26 cents.
Planet Hollywood
New!
In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends
To check out 'Train Station Chicken', and more (like 'Cranberry Autumn Tea'),
In The Kitchen With BartCop
Liberal Radio (!)
Erin Hart
Yes, there is some (not much) liberal (i.e. non-hate based) radio still out there.
The Erin Hart Show begins Sunday following
sports on www.710kiro.com.
That's after the Mariner's game Sunday, probably around
11-ish pm to 1 am (pdt).
And, as a special added bonus, Erin is filling in for Bryan Suits this Wednesday (10/24),
9 pm to 1 am (pdt).
Listen online, and join in the chatroom.
We usually have a pretty good time.
Oh, Almost Forgot This...
Sgt. Pepper, Part 2?
And, This, Too...
Matching Jammies?
Gotta Call It A Day
And, Good Morning To You, Too...
Sorry, it's gotten way too late, and while I've had a better than great time, it's time to
call it a day. Will update sometime Sunday, but have to put some lasagne together...
kind of like an eyetalian henry ford is gonna set up in the breakfast nook...LOL
Oh, and, also tomorrow, there should be a bonus from BartCop himself posted here....if I can just
puzzle out how to make it work... ;')
In Memory
Otis Young
Otis Young, who became the first black actor to co-star on a television Western
series during a time of racial unrest, died Oct. 12 of a stroke. He was 69.
Young was a cast member of "The Outcast" with Don Murray in the late 1960s
before becoming a minister.
His best-known film role was as a career sailor transporting a prisoner to the
brig with Jack Nicholson in the 1973 movie, "The Last Detail."
The Rhode Island-born Young was an unknown actor when he auditioned for the part
in "The Outcast."
"He just stood out among all the rest because he was the one actor who was totally
unapologetic about this hostility" between the two characters, Murray said.
The hourlong Western ran for one season on ABC. It featured Murray as a former
Confederate officer and slave owner who lost his estate during the Civil War and
teamed up with Young's character, a former slave turned bounty hunter.
In an interview with Sh-Boom magazine, Young said he was asked to play "a real tough
black cowboy, but they also wanted me to say things that a black man wouldn't say."
During a scene being shot in front of a group of 60 black children visiting the set
from Watts, Young refused to say a line that included a racist reference to black people.
Young continued to act occasionally in the 1980s, including a role in the 1981
miniseries "Palmerstown USA."
Otis Young
Still Really Like This One....
"Boondocks" (9 Oct 01)
Gonna let it ride for awhile.
Still MISSING
Marc Chagall's "Study for 'Over Vitebsk'"