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Hastings Film Society

'The Stinkers'

The Complete List of Nominees

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The Hastings Bad Cinema Society

'The STINKERS'

THE STINKERS OFFICIAL "WORST OF 2003"



WORST FILM

Boat Trip
The Cat in the Hat
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
From Justin to Kelly
Gigli


WORST SENSE OF DIRECTION (Stop them before they direct again!)

Richard Benjamin (Marci X)
Martin Brest (Gigli)
Robert Iscove (From Justin to Kelly)
McG (Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle)
Bo Welch (The Cat in the Hat)


WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A LEAD ROLE

Ben Affleck (Daredevil, Gigli, Paycheck)
Macaulay Culkin (Party Monster)
Cuba Gooding, Jr. (Boat Trip, The Fighting Temptations & Radio)
Justin Guarini (From Justin to Kelly)
Mike Myers (The Cat in the Hat)


WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A LEAD ROLE

Drew Barrymore (Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle & Duplex)
Kelly Clarkson (From Justin to Kelly)
Kate Hudson (Alex and Emma & How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days)
Lisa Kudrow (Marci X)
Jennifer Lopez (Gigli)


WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Alec Baldwin (The Cat in the Hat)
Justin Bartha (Gigli)
John Malkovich (Johnny English)
Roger Moore (Boat Trip)
Sylvester Stallone (Spy Kids 3D: Game Over)


WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Karen Black (House of 1000 Corpses)
Penelope Cruz (Gothika & Masked and Anonymous)
Robin Givens (Head of State)
Lainie Kazan (Gigli)
Estella Warren (Kangaroo Jack)


WORST SCREENPLAY FOR A FILM GROSSING MORE THAN $100 MILLION WORLDWIDE*
*using Hollywood math

The Cat in the Hat
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde
The Matrix Reloaded & The Matrix Revolutions
Scary Movie 3


MOST PAINFULLY UNFUNNY COMEDY

Boat Trip
The Cat in the Hat
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Kangaroo Jack
Scary Movie 3


WORST SONG OR SONG PERFORMANCE IN A FILM OR ITS END CREDITS

Anytime (Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini) (From Justin to Kelly)
Baby Got Back (Justin Bartha) (Gigli)
'Cross the Green Mountain (Bob Dylan) (Gods and Generals)
Fun, Fun, Fun (Mike Myers) (The Cat in the Hat)
Power in My Purse (Lisa Kudrow) (Marci X)


MOST INTRUSIVE MUSICAL SCORE

Bad Boys 2
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Gigli
House of 1000 Corpses
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen


WORST ON-SCREEN COUPLE

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez (Gigli)
Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini (From Justin to Kelly)
Cuba Gooding, Jr. and anyone forced to co-star with him (Boat Trip, The Fighting Temptations, Radio)
Lisa Kudrow and Damon Wayans (Marci X)
Stephen Lang and 5-Year-Old Lydia Jordan, YIKES!!! (Gods and Generals)


WORST FAKE ACCENT - MALE

Ben Affleck (Gigli)
Walter Goggins (House of 1000 Corpses)
John Malkovich (Johnny English)
Mike Myers (The Cat in the Hat)
John Travolta (Basic)


WORST FAKE ACCENT - FEMALE

Karen Black (House of 1000 Corpses)
Kelly Clarkson (From Justin to Kelly)
Kate Hudson (Alex & Emma)
Jennifer Lopez (Gigli)
Connie Nielsen (Basic)


WORST SEQUEL

Bad Boys 2
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde
The Matrix Reloaded & The Matrix Revolutions
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over


LEAST "SPECIAL" SPECIAL EFFECTS

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Hulk
Kangaroo Jack
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over


WORST ON-SCREEN GROUP

The Angels (Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle)
The League of the Hopelessly Miscast (The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)
The Pennsylvania Posse (From Justin to Kelly)
The Post-Teen Alcoholics (The Real Cancun)
Sylvester Stallone and his multiple personalities (Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over)


MOST ANNOYING NON-HUMAN CHARACTER

The Cat in the Hat (Mike Myers) (The Cat in the Hat)
The Hulk (Hulk)
Kangaroo Jack (Kangaroo Jack)
Thing 1 & Thing 2 (voices by Dan Castellaneta) (The Cat in the Hat)
Tink (Ludivine Sagnier) (Peter Pan)


MOST OVERRATED MOVIE

Big Fish
Kill Bill: Vol 1
The Last Samurai
The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Lost in Translation

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'Gigli' breaks bad movie awards record: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez's dead-on-arrival "Gigli" leads the competition as the worst film of 2003. So say bad movie experts The Bad Cinema Society, a Los Angeles-based group of movie buffs and critics. With an unprecedented 11 nominations to its credit, the film broke the society's previous all-time nomination record of ten held by 1999's "Wild Wild West."

Only members of the Bad Cinema Society may cast votes. To join the society and cast your ballot or to view the complete 18 category ballot, go to www.thestinkers.com. Stinkers award "winners" will be announced by the group on Sunday, February 22, 2004 at 6:00 p.m. P.S.T., one week prior to the Academy Awards telecast.

'The Stinkers'™


Big thanks to Joe Bacon!

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