The Hastings Bad Cinema Society
'The STINKERS'
THE COMPLETE LIST OF "WORST OF 2002" STINKERS WINNERS
WORST FILM
Swept Away
WORST SENSE OF DIRECTION
John McTiernan (Rollerball)
WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A LEAD ROLE
Tom Green (Stealing Harvard)
WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A LEAD ROLE
Madonna (Swept Away)
WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Hayden Christensen (Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones)
WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Madonna (Die Another Day)
WORST SCREENPLAY FOR A FILM GROSSING MORE THAN $100 MILLION WORLDWIDE*
*using Hollywood math
Scooby-Doo
MOST PAINFULLY UNFUNNY COMEDY
tie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
& The Master of Disguise
WORST SEQUEL
Analyze That
WORST REMAKE
Rollerball
WORST SONG IN A FILM OR ITS END CREDITS
"The Penis Song" from "The Sweetest Thing"
MOST INTRUSIVE MUSICAL SCORE
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
WORST ON-SCREEN COUPLE
Madonna and Adriano Giannini (Swept Away)
MOST ANNOYING ON-SCREEN GROUP
The Most Miscast Voice Ensemble in Motion Picture History (Pinocchio)
MOST ANNOYING FAKE ACCENT - MALE
Harrison Ford (K-19: The Widowmaker)
MOST ANNOYING FAKE ACCENT - FEMALE
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos (Femme Fatale & Rollerball)
MOST DISTRACTING CELEBRITY CAMEO APPEARANCE
Michael Jackson (Men in Black II)
MOST ANNOYING NON-HUMAN CHARACTER
Scrappy-Doo (Scooby-Doo)
WORST RESURRECTION OF A TV SHOW
I Spy
The Hastings Bad Cinema Society
Many thanks to Joe Bacon!
From The Hastings Bad Cinema Society
'The STINKERS'
THE STINKERS
"WORST OF 2002" BALLOT
WORST FILM
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (Warner Bros.)
Kung Pow: Enter The Fist (20th Century Fox)
The Master of Disguise (20th Century Fox)
Pinocchio (Miramax)
Swept Away (Sony)
WORST SENSE OF DIRECTION
(Stop them before they direct again!)
Roberto Benigni (Pinocchio)
Brian De Palma (Femme Fatale)
John McTiernan (Rollerball)
Guy Ritchie (Swept Away)
Ron Underwood (The Adventures of Pluto Nash)
WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A LEAD ROLE
Roberto Benigni & Breckin Meyer channeling Martin Short as the dubbed
English voice of Roberto Benigni (Pinocchio)
Dana Carvey (The Master of Disguise)
Tom Green (Stealing Harvard)
Eddie Murphy (The Adventures of Pluto Nash, I Spy, and Showtime)
Steven Seagal (Half Past Dead)
WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A LEAD ROLE
Lucy Liu (Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever)
Jennifer Lopez (Enough)
Madonna (Swept Away)
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos (Femme Fatale and Rollerball)
Britney Spears (Crossroads)
WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Hayden Christensen (Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones)
Peter Falk (Undisputed)
John Malkovich (Knockaround Guys)
Randy Quaid (The Adventures of Pluto Nash)
Christopher Walken (The Country Bears)
WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Aaliyah (Queen of the Damned)
Lara Flynn Boyle (Men in Black II)
Deborah Harry (Deuces Wild)
Madonna (Die Another Day)
Isabella Rossellini (Empire)
WORST SCREENPLAY FOR A FILM GROSSING MORE THAN $100 MILLION WORLDWIDE*
(*using Hollywood math)
Men in Black II
Pinocchio
Scooby-Doo
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
XXX
MOST PAINFULLY UNFUNNY COMEDY
The Adventures of Pluto Nash
Kung Pow: Enter The Fist
The Master of Disguise
Pinocchio
Scooby-Doo
WORST SONG OR SONG PERFORMANCE IN A FILM OR ITS END CREDITS
Black Suits Comin' (Nod Ya Head) (Will Smith) - "Men in Black II"
The Chanukkah Song Part 3 (Adam Sandler) - "Eight Crazy Nights"
Die Another Day (Madonna)- "Die Another Day"
I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman (Britney Spears)- "Crossroads"
The Penis Song (Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate and Selma Blair) -
"The Sweetest Thing"
MOST INTRUSIVE MUSICAL SCORE
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Pinocchio
Punch-Drunk Love
Scooby-Doo
Swept Away
WORST ON-SCREEN COUPLE
Woody Allen and any actress decades younger (Hollywood Ending)
Roberto Benigni and his dubbed English voice (Pinocchio)
Madonna and Adriano Giannini (Swept Away)
Eddie Murphy and anyone forced to co-star with him (The Adventures of
Pluto Nash, I Spy, Showtime)
Britney Spears and Anson Mount (Crossroads)
WORST FAKE ACCENT- MALE
Dan Aykroyd (Crossroads)
Dana Carvey (The Master of Disguise)
Harrison Ford (K-19: The Widowmaker)
John Malkovich (Knockaround Guys)
Rob Schneider (Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights and The Hot Chick)
WORST FAKE ACCENT- FEMALE
Illeana Douglas (The New Guy)
Ashley Judd (Frida)
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos (Femme Fatale and Rollerball)
Isabella Rossellini (Empire)
Maggie Smith (Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood)
MOST ANNOYING NON-HUMAN CHARACTER
(Note:Michael Jackson was not
eligible in this category)
Dobby the House Elf (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)
Jar Jar Binks (Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
The New and Not Improved Computer-Generated Scooby-Doo (Scooby-Doo)
Scrappy-Doo (Scooby-Doo)
Whitey (Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights)
WORST SEQUEL
Analyze That
Halloween 8: Resurrection
Jason X (Friday the 13th Part 10)
Men in Black II
Pokemon 4Ever
WORST REMAKE
Mr. Deeds
Pinocchio
Rollerball
Swept Away
The Truth About Charlie
WORST ON-SCREEN GROUP
The Country Bears (The Country Bears)
The Entire Cast of "Jackass: The Movie"
Those Meddling Kids (Scooby-Doo)
The Most Miscast Voice Ensemble in Motion Picture History (Pinocchio)
The Ya-Yas (Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood)
MOST DISTRACTING CELEBRITY CAMEO APPEARANCE
Pamela Anderson (Scooby-Doo)
Michael Jackson (Men in Black II)
Elton John (The Country Bears)
Madonna (Die Another Day)
John McEnroe (Mr. Deeds)
Big thanks to Joe Bacon!
