Bartcop Entertainment - Saturday, 12 January, 2002

(BartCop Entertainment)

Saturday

12 January, 2002

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Alex's Entertainment Report

Alex

Nicole to be beautiful, ruthless and rich

Nicole Kidman is to star in a multi-million pound Hollywood film aimed at bringing to life Henry II's 12th-century English court. Kidman will play Eleanor of Aquitaine, the wife of Louis VII of France, who had an affair with Henry and became Queen of England. Producers hope the project will rival the success of Cate Blanchett's Elizabeth. The scriptwriter, Alan Howard, said, 'Eleanor had the civilising influence of Jacqueline Kennedy and the political skills of Eleanor Roosevelt and Margaret Thatcher.' In case you're put off by the comparisons, historical chroniclers report that she was also beautiful and one of the richest people in the world, so the part is not completely miscast. 'The movie will use this passionate and explosive love story of Eleanor and Henry,' says Howard, 'to focus on this extraordinary life.'

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Pierce to play 007 one more time

Pierce Brosnan has announced that he is to extend his contract to complete one more film as James Bond. The smouldering actor says he wants to complete a fifth Bond movie, but adds that he might be too old to go beyond that. The cast of the new Bond movie, temporarily titled Bond 20, assembled for a photo shoot today, including former catwalk model Rick Yune, who is to play the role of the baddie. Other cast members include Halle Berry and Toby Stephens, the RSC actor who is the son of Maggie Smith and Robert Stephens, and 21-year-old TV actress Rosamund Pike. Clive Owen has been tipped to replace Brosnan as the next James Bond.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Rekindles Romance With Old Flame

Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt has embarked on a real-life romantic sequel to her affair with former boyfriend Joey Lawrence. Heartbreakers stunner Jennifer and Blossom regular Joey, who broke up in 1996, recently sparked rumors of a reconciliation after spending an afternoon strolling around shops in Beverly Hills, before stopping to eat at a chinese restaurant in Encino. An acquaintance of the pair confirms, "Jennifer and Joey have hooked up again. They spent hours walking around, going into shops, talking and just enjoying each other's company. They were laughing it up, and had a great time just goofing around. Anyone who saw them on the street would have thought they were in love!" And a pal of the 22-year-old actress adds, "Jennifer is intent on finding love in 2002. She always remarked to me that no one was more special than Joey when they dated some years back. " At the time, she couldn't settle down because her career was taking off - and he was a genuine heartthrob, who wasn't able to focus solely on her. But now they've both matured, and she's ready to settle down with Mr. Right." Jennifer has been linked with MTV host Carson Daly, actor Will Friedle and rock singer Rich Cronin, among others, since splitting from Joey.

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Jason Biggs Teams Up With Tarantino

American Pie star Jason Biggs is abandoning teen flicks for guns, Hong Kong high kicks and an angry woman in his next movie. Hollywood is rife with casting reports about director Quentin Tarantino's upcoming action flick, Kill Bill, with the headline news being that Biggs has agreed to play the son of the title character, Bill. Stars already signed up for the film include Tarantino favorites Uma Thurman and Michael Madsen. Veteran actor Warren Beatty is also rumored to be linked to the project.

Note from Alex: Meanwhile, Jason Biggs will star in the Broadway version of "The Graduate" opposite Kathleen Turner and Alicia Silverstone. The play starts the previews in March, and opens in April.

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Jodie Foster To Make Rare TV Appearance

Reclusive Oscar-winner Jodie Foster is set to make a guest appearance on the TV series Law and Order. The respected actress, who played a gang rape victim in The Accused and a child prostitute in Taxi Driver, will take on the role of a battered wife who murders her husband. Foster is thought to be a close friend of the writers behind the series and admits the acclaimed drama is one of the few programs she follows. She says, "It's a class act, and there aren't many around. I have never been a snob and said television is beneath me. It is always a question of the role."


~~ Alex

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Reader Review

''Harry Potter''

Well, since my Lord of the Rings review was so well received - think I'll take a shot at Harry Potter.

To begin with I think the film was reasonably well cast. Ron Weasley, for example, is the spitting image of the picture I had in my mind's eye. Hermione might be a little too pretty (a future heartbreaker IMHO) - it seems in the books it's always implied that she's a bit plain. I particularly like the casting of Professor Snapes. I'm terrible with actor's names - but he's the guy who played the Sheriff of Nottingham in Costner's Robin Hood (about the only thing that made that movie worth watching). The Hagrid character was also exceptionally well cast.

Like Lord of the Rings, I suppose it was inevitable that the story had to be condensed for the screen - but once again it seems the editors used a machete when an exacto knife was called for. The Sorcerer's Stone is substantially shorter (312 pg)than Fellowship of the Ring (398 pg). In addition to being shorter, the Harry Potter stories are much less complex than Lord of the Rings. So, one is left to wonder why there was so much condensation, and so much left out?

The matter is complicated by the fact that nearly the first third of Sorcorer's Stone deals with Harry's early years with his aunt and uncle - which is justifiably condensed to a few minutes at the beginning of the film. Since the bulk of the film deals with the latter 2/3 of the story, one wonders why so much was left out. Hagrid, for example, plays a much bigger part in the story than the movie suggests. Some of the best bits in the story occur in Hagrid's "Care of Magical Creatures" class.

And why do the female professors wear witches hats? I don't recall that they are ever identified in Rowling's tales as being witches. Both genders are referred to as wizards. Indeed - stereotyping even extends into our fantasy world!

On the plus side - I thought the Quidditch (sp?) match was handled fairly well. I wondered how they would pull that off.

In the end - I suspect the movie played well to its intended audience - adolescents and children. For those of us who are enchanted by the idea a wizards and magic however, it left much to be desired.

~~ Brad


Thanks, Brad! Great job, again!

The resident 9-year old has shown absolutely NO interest in Harry Potter. It's not like all the books aren't here--his grandmother (the retired school teacher) has seen to that. Oh well, he had the same attitude about Pokemon. However, he loves Tolkien, reveres Steven Spielberg & worships George Lucas. It could be worse.
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Rolling Stone Magazine's Critics Poll

U2 & Dylan

Irish rockers U2 topped Rolling Stone magazine's critics poll for band of the year, while Bob Dylan nabbed the artist-of-the-year and album awards.

The magazine detailed its best picks for 2001 in its current issue, which hit news stands Friday.

The Rolling Stone critics poll was conducted by six staffers, and a magazine spokeswoman said the inclusion of the Jagger album was their decision.

U2's ``Elevation'' tour was named best tour by the Rolling Stone critics, while frontman Bono was best male performer. No Doubt's Gwen Stefani was voted best female performer. According to Spin, British band Radiohead was the best live act.

Rolling Stone's other choices:

- best new artist: Alicia Keys

- best R&B artist: Aaliyah

- best rock artist: Linkin Park

- best dressed: Gwen Stefani

- best video: ``Weapon of Choice'' (Fatboy Slim)

- best hard rock artist: Slipknot

- year's biggest hype: the end of irony.

Rolling Stone Magazine's Critics Poll

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Didn't really get around to TV til nearly the end of primetime...ended up at CBS for '48 Hours', and finally, an 'official' explanation of why Vanessa Leggett was held in prison for nearly half a year, and how she may end up back there. And I thought PA left a lot to be desired!

Tom Cruise was making the rounds today...was on 'The View' in the am, and 'Dave' much later. Sad they couldn't come up with different clips to show.



Today, Saturday, AMC is replicating a 60's Saturday Afternoon on TV with lots of wonderfully cheesy movies - 'Earth vs. The Spider', 'Deadly Mantis', and 'Tarantula' (as they said in 'Rocky Horror - 'Leo G. Carroll was over a barrel, when Tarantula took to the hills') - look for a very young Clint Eastwood as one of the pilots out to bomb the really big spider.

CBS is all fresh tonight - 'Touched By An Angle', 'That's Life', and 'The District'.

NBC has a re-re-re-regurgitation of the Kevin Costner-Whitney Houston film, 'The Bodyguard'.

ABC has a wildcard playoff that dismembers primetime.

TCM has 'Double Indemnity', where Fred MacMurray plays a real shit, Barbara Stanwyck loves it, and Edward G. Robinson, at his subtle best, is the good guy. It's followed by 'The Egg & I', also starring Fred MacMurray - this is the movie that sprang Ma & Pa Kettle. Marjorie Main & Percy Kilbride at their best.



Anyone have any opinions?

Or reviews?



(See below for addresses)

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Yoweeee!

Chinese Acrobat


A Chinese acrobat contorts her body during a performance in the southern city of Guangzhou January 10, 2002. Chinese acrobats are famous for their flexibility and strength and frequently tour the world, dazzling audiences with amazing feats.

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Newest Star On The Hollywood Walk of Fame

Muhammad Ali

2,189th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Muhammad Ali & Honorary Mayor of Hollywood Johnny Grant. Photo by Jim Ruymen
The greatest star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame belonged to Muhammad Ali on Friday.

That's because the champ insisted his star be installed on the wall of the new Kodak Theater complex instead of being embedded in the sidewalk of Hollywood Boulevard with the other 2,188 famous names.

Ali said he didn't want to be walked on by people who "disrespect him."

"All my life, growing up as a little boy, I always said if I could get famous I would do things to help my people that other people won't do," the boxer said. "I don't care about being famous. I care about getting the ear of people, because if people hear truth, some will accept it."

During the ceremony, Ali smiled and waved at hundreds of fans in the crowd and clowned with friends.

Among the celebrities at the unveiling were the stars of "Ali," including Jamie Foxx, Jon Voight, Mario Van Peebles and director Michael Mann.

Over the decades, Ali, who now trembles and has difficulty walking due to Parkinson's disease, became one of sport's most beloved figures and is often ranked as the greatest athlete of the past century.

Muhammad Ali

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Phil Spector & Allen Klein

Paul McCartney

Pop legend Paul McCartney was so furious about changes a top producer made to one of his hit songs that he sent a scathing rebuke to his lawyer that no one should ever be allowed to tamper with his music again.

In 30-year-old correspondence released by the British public record office, the former Beatle ended a letter to lawyer Allen Klein with ``don't ever do it again'' after Klein appointed superstar pop producer Phil Spector to work on ``The Long and Winding Road,'' the group's last number one hit in America.

``In future no one will be allowed to add or subtract from a recording of one of my songs without my permission,'' McCartney said in the letter, the Guardian newspaper reported on Saturday.

McCartney said he hated the string accompaniment Spector put on the single.

Not A 'Wall Of Sound' Fan

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Refuse To Be Shaken Down By A Mouse

The Olsen Twins

Twin teen tycoons Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have dropped a double-whammy on cable's ABC Family Channel, pulling out of their successful sitcom "So Little Time" after just two seasons.

"Time" was one of the channel's highest-rated shows and a carry-over from before ABC bought the family-oriented programming channel from Fox last year.

According to trade reports, the new management at ABC Family wanted to keep "Time" on the schedule, but the twins - who own their own production company - were asking for too much money to bring the series back for another year.

ABC Family regularly snares its biggest audiences when it airs "Time" and other Olsen-related programming. To wit, ABC Family ran its fifth Olsen Twins marathon of 2001 on New Year's Eve.

Twins Show Spine!

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Hotel Maid Fired, Blames Britney

Danzel Neal

A maid at Boston's ritzy Ritz-Carlton says she was fired after she called Britney Spears' room last month and demanded an apology because one of the pop star's security guards flashed her!

Danzel Neal said she got her walking papers after her bosses scolded her for bothering Britney.

``It's not fair,'' Neal told the Track. ``I don't think I did nothing wrong. This is making me feel very low, very bad.''

Hotel Maid Fired, Blames Britney

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New!

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop

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``Prairie de Limetz''

Claude Monet

``Prairie de Limetz''
A painting by Claude Monet not seen in public for more than a century was unveiled Friday ahead of an auction to be held next month.

``Prairie de Limetz'' is expected to fetch up to $4.32 million at a sale of Impressionist and modern art at Christie's auction house in London on Feb. 4, the gallery said.

Monet's painting depicts the iconic poplar trees on the bank of the River Epte near the artist's home in Giverny, France.

The oil on canvas work was purchased directly from his studio shortly after he painted it in 1888 and has not been on public display since 1889.

Claude Monet

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The Ever-Fabulous Cindy Adams Interviews....

Sir Ian McKellen

Broadway's Ian McKellen-Helen Mirren hit drama "Dance of Death" closes Sunday. "It was 16 weeks," McKellen told me. "A limited run was always the intention."

Right. So Sir Ian, hon, you ever blow a performance?

"No. Once, as a young actor playing 'Ascent of Flowers' in the West End, I suffered a bad flu. The stage manager asked, 'You sure you're not well enough to perform?' when I had to stay home that night. That was the performance Laurence Olivier attended because he needed an actor for 'Much Ado About Nothing' at the National Theater and Maggie Smith had recommended me."

Right. So what's next for the Shakespearean thespian, multiple awardee, knight of the realm, lord of the blockbuster "The Lord of the Rings" who's about to be unemployed?

"Off to L.A. to wave the flag and support all the fun and games for 'The Lord of the Rings.' "

"Being recognized on the street is a new thing in my life, y'know. At one point, two policemen had to guard me when fans shouted, 'Gandalf!' Even cinema audiences came to the play to see Gandalf. I well remember the days I, too, stood outside with my autograph book. It's all so new to me that I find fans and autographers no nuisance, even when they all have some little story to tell about having seen you doing something somewhere."

On the experiences of knighthood: "Recently, I discussed that with Ben Kingsley, who is also now a sir. I asked what's it feel like to him? He said, 'Very warm.' I thought, in those old days the honors went to such as Laurence Olivier and Alec Guinness and now it's us.

Ian McKellen

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Liberal Radio !

Erin Hart



Liberal radio - what a concept!

Back to the usual time slot with the usual suspects--the Atty. General has recused himself from the Enron case--President Bush is busy backpedaling--is this a tsunami that makes Whitewater look like a trickle?

And the latest on the Thomas Junta case; he is the hockey dad who killed a fellow spectator during their sons' match. Is sports rage a defense?

Plus the jury is being selected in the case of Andrea Yates, who has confessed to the murder of her five children--is insanity due to post-partum psychosis acceptable?

On the Seattle waterfront, Mayor Nickel has come out like gangbusters--is the City Council one of them? or is this the decisive Mayor many wanted.

That and the latest war news, and features. "Where in the World is. . . Dick Cheney?"--you might be surprised. Plus "Tomorrow's News Today" and the "Bash". Join us!

Erin Hart at regulation time (9 pm to 1 am [pst] Sat & Sun ) on www.710kiro.com or www.kiro710.com (It's a browser thing).

And there's a chatroom, too!

For more details, visit Erin's homepage, http://www.erinistas.com/, or to join her mailing list, drop a note to erinistas@aol.com

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102 Sexiest Women in the World

Britney Is #1 (!)

Britney Spears has all the right stuff for Stuff magazine, which put her No. 1 on its 102 Sexiest Women in the World list.

Following hard on her shapely rear are, respectively, Jennifer Lopez, Cameron Diaz, Heather Graham and Alyssa Milano.

Elsewhere on the Stuff list are Angelina Jolie (No. 6), Halle Berry (15), Courteney Cox (18) and Penelope Cruz (23).

Finishing dead last (102) is a 27-year-old model/singer/actress named Caprice.

102 Sexiest Women in the World

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Star Wars: Episode II--Attack of the Clones

No 'N Sync?

'N Sync-er Joey Fatone, called into Tampa, Florida, radio station WFLZ-FM this week to personally deliver the bad news that a battle-scene cameo they shot for Star Wars: Episode II--Attack of the Clones has been cut because of the subsequent fan uproar.

"I'm going to make it officially known that they dropped it because people made a big deal about it," said Fatone, who sounded a tad perturbed about the development. "We're not going to be in it, and I'm not going to comment on it any more."

Even if they do make the final cut when Episode II is released May 16, don't expect the on-screen cameo to be very noticeable. Despite rumors that George Lucas cast the boys to appease his boy-band-crazy daughters, Lance Bass told Entertainment Weekly that he and his bandmates were enlisted for the scene while they were at Lucas' California sound studios last fall working on their concert video Pop Odyssey Live.

A Lucasfilm rep denies that public criticism will have any effect on whether the boys stay or go from the film. "George makes all his decisions himself. And the final edit of the film is what he determines it will be."

Star Wars: Episode II--Attack of the Clones

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Sounds Like An Old Randy Newman Song

Michael Caine

Michael Caine thinks Tinseltown is turning into Tinytown. Caine, who's 6-foot-2, is amazed by the success of short guys in Hollywood. "I think Ewan McGregor, Stephen Dorff, Joaquin Phoenix, Ryan Phillipe and Tobey Maguire are wonderful actors," he told the London Express. "There are many other fine actors in Hollywood. But . . . I've never seen a tall one.

It seems to me that there's a generation of very talented small people . . . maybe they are more ambitious because they are more angry because they are short."

Michael Caine

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``A Prairie Home Companion'' Weekend

Garrison Keillor

Some 300 visitors from around the country will experience an above-average weekend, thanks to Garrison Keillor and Minnesota Public Radio.

On a Dec. 15 broadcast of ``A Prairie Home Companion,'' Keillor invited fans outside Minnesota to spend a Wobegon Weekend in St. Paul in February.

Participation was limited to 300 people - 100 from the East, West and South. Within hours of Keillor's announcement, all the spaces for the East were filled, and the rest of the country was sold out in less than two days. Package prices started at $350 per person, plus airfare.

The Wobegon Weekend kicks off with a supper hosted by Keillor in a church basement on Friday, Feb. 8. The menu includes Minnesota's favorite food, hotdish.

On Saturday, Feb. 9, participants have their choice of local tours before attending a performance of ``A Prairie Home Companion'' at the Fitzgerald Theater in St. Paul, followed by a dessert reception.

An ice-fishing expedition on White Bear Lake rounds out the weekend on Sunday.

``A Prairie Home Companion'' Weekend

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Getting 8 Percent Of The Gross

Matt Damon

It seems that hunky star Matt Damon has learned to concentrate on his acting and leave the financial decisions to wiser heads. Matt took a bit of a bath when he invested with flaky downtown money guru Dante Gianchetto, although he did get most of his money back before Dante was exposed and jailed as a charlatan running a Ponzi scheme. (Matt's then-girlfriend, Winona Ryder, to whom he introduced Dante, wasn't able to get out in time, which is maybe why she's now an alleged shoplifter.)

Anyway, Damon got good advice on his current movie, "Ocean's Eleven," and took a pittance up front in exchange for 8 percent of the gross profit. The caper movie looks like it will end up doing half a billion worldwide, and Damon could earn $20 million - more than he made off of his last three pictures combined. Stars George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts apparently also went the 8 percent route, so don't be surprised if some very creative accounting occurs down the road in an effort to reduce their take.

Getting 8 Percent Of The Gross

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New! Updated!

(10 Dec., 2001)

BartCop Astrology

The official BartCop Astrologer, Geneva, has done good, again!

Very interesting reading!

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Dead Artist In ''Vanilla Sky''

Robert Rauschenberg

The familiar-looking fellow who plays Tom Cruise's dead dad in "Vanilla Sky" isn't some old character actor - it's Robert Rauschenberg. Director Cameron Crowe dug up some vintage '60s footage of the famed painter for the part. Crowe also used a giant portrait of the young Rauschenberg on the set. "We signed a release," a rep at the artist's Florida studio told artnet.com. "But no one's seen the film." Maybe they read Post critic Jonathan Foreman's review labeling it "surprisingly vulgar," "convoluted," "saggy" and "irritating."

Dead Artist In ''Vanilla Sky''

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Likes ''Scrubs''

Noah Wyle

``ER'' isn't the only doctor show that star Noah Wyle watches. He thinks ``Scrubs'' is very funny.

``They've got the great benefit of having eight years of our storytelling to make fun of,'' Wyle said. ``I wish that I could sort of slip them some story lines because I know I've got some good ones for them.''

Wyle, the drama's Dr. John Carter, soon will be the last of four original male stars of the show. Eriq LaSalle exited earlier this season and Anthony Edwards does the same in a few months, following George Clooney out the door.

Noah Wyle

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''Survivor 4'' Is Already In The Can

Nuku Hiva

The next edition of "Survivor" is going back to an island - this time the lush, tropical isle of Nuku Hiva in the Marquesas island chain of French Polynesia.

It is set to debut in just eight weeks, on Feb. 28.

Filming for "Survivor 4" was completed before Christmas, according to sources close to the show.

And applications for "Survivor 5" - which reportedly is set for a site in the Amazon - opened this week on CBS's website. The fourth edition of the show was initially titled "Survivor: Arabia" and had been scheduled to tape in Jordan.

The new "Survivor" island, Nuku Hiva, is located in the same island chain as Tahiti. It was formed by two concentric volcanoes and measures 11 miles by about 9 miles.

It is home to the highest waterfall in the South Pacific and the third highest in the world. Authors Herman Melville and Robert Louis Stevenson visited the island and the region was the setting for Melville's novel "Typee." It was also a favorite of 19th century painter, Paul Gaugin.

Nuku Hiva

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Admits ''Fox Went A Little Overboard''

Sandy Grushow Cringed

Fox went a little overboard at first with its ``virtual billboards'' promoting programs during the World Series, the network's chief said Friday.

Sandy Grushow, chairman of Fox television, said he cringed the first night he saw an ``Ally McBeal'' ad behind home plate.

``It was pretty clear to anybody who was watching that having the image of Calista Flockhart didn't exactly feel appropriate,'' Grushow said at a meeting with reporters. ``And had I been able to make it go away as I was sitting in my own living room, I certainly would have.''

He went in the office the next day and ordered his promotions department to be more subtle.

``Do we think it was effective?'' Grushow said. ``Absolutely. Every little bit helps. It didn't hurt.''

``Virtual Billboards''

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Short AND Obnoxious?

Russell Crowe

If Russell Crowe is surly to his adoring fans, imagine how rude he is to the strippers at Scores. The irascible Aussie has visited the mammary mecca five times, said one insider: "The girls are surprised at how short he is, and how obnoxious." Crowe allegedly spent $5,000 on three strippers when he was in around Christmas. After pressuring the dancers to remove their g-strings, which is forbidden, he asked them to join him later in his hotel room. But, "he got turned down big-time." Scores spokesman Lonnie Hanover offered a Sphinx-like comment: "As far as Scores is concerned, we love his movies."

Russell Crowe

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``Unwilling Shills''

Jennifer & Brad

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have resolved their lawsuit against a jeweler over claims she made the Hollywood couple ``unwilling shills'' for wedding rings, representatives for both sides said Friday.

The agreement calls for movie heartthrob Pitt, 38, to design an exclusive jewelry collection for Silvia Damiani and for Aniston, 32, who stars on the hit NBC comedy ``Friends,'' to appear in advertisements for the pricey Italian jeweler.

The couple last July filed a $50 million federal lawsuit against Damiani -- charging that after the jeweler and Pitt designed exclusive rings for his Malibu wedding with Aniston, the jeweler marketed copies on the Internet and used the stars' names and faces for publicity.

Jennifer & Brad - Jennifer & Brad

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She Who Shames The Name ''Martha''

That Stewart Woman

Did Martha Stewart cash in $45 million worth of her stock because Christopher Byron's book, "Martha Inc.," is coming out in eight weeks?

Byron, the veteran business writer who recently joined The Post, delves into Stewart's humble beginnings, as well as her sharp business practices. The revelations could impact the value of her company, Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia (MSO), whose share price has dropped 20 percent in the past year.

Byron and Stewart were neighbors when they met for the first time at a Gold's Gym where they both worked out in Fairfield, Conn. Byron initially had Stewart's cooperation - until his researcher began digging into her past.

Stewart, 60, continues to hold more than 60 percent of the company's stock - under pressure because Kmart, which has the exclusive deal to sell Stewart's merchandise, is reeling.

"Her business is completely dependent on Kmart," said one source. "Kmart is in trouble, so Martha Stewart is in trouble."

That Stewart Woman

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''Jury Duty Notification'' Hoax

From The WB

The WB wishes to inform you that you have been selected for jury duty by the state Superior Court.

But it's all a joke.

Some people weren't laughing, however, when they received the e-mailed hoax sent as a promotion for the new practical-joke program "The Jamie Kennedy Experiment."

Nearly 7 million subscribers to the eUniverse humor Web site were sent the phony summons, which had a subject line, "Jury Duty Notification," and a bogus court seal.

WB officials declined to say whether the "jury notification" hoaxes would continue.

''Jury Duty Notification'' Hoax

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''Self-Defeating Personality Disorder''

Rene Elizondo & Janet Jackson

Janet Jackson's ex-husband claims he was putty in her hands because of something called "Self-Defeating Personality Disorder," which makes him susceptible to "being manipulated, exploited and unduly influenced." Rene Elizondo says in court papers that Jackson exploited his malleable mental state by pressuring him to forgo writing credits on 37 of her songs and forcing him to sign an iron-clad pre-nup, reports Court TV's The Smoking Gun Web site.

Elizondo, who was secretly married to Jackson for nine years before divorcing her in 2000, will get a chance to tell his sob story to a judge in May, when the messy divorce trial finally starts. Meanwhile, Jackson, whose reported $80 million deal with Virgin Records makes her one of the highest-paid recording artists ever, is on the prowl for a new man - but not a husband. "I'd like to be in love," Jackson recently told an interviewer, then quickly added, "I don't want to get married, though."

Rene Elizondo & Janet Jackson

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BC Entertainment Favorite Link

Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop

http://geocities.com/mooseandsquirrel1

What a great site! Information and reference materials of the first order!

Between 'Moose & Squirrel' and 'Google', who needs daddy drudge!

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Cutting 300 Jobs At 'ABC Family'

Walt Disney Co.

The Walt Disney Co. will cut about 300 jobs -- or half the work force -- at its newly acquired ABC Family cable network, as Disney integrates the channel with its other TV properties, a source familiar with the situation said Thursday.

Employees at ABC Family, which Disney bought in November as part of a $5.2 billion deal, were told on Thursday they will learn their job status early next week, said the source, who spoke on condition of anonymity.

The source said the job cuts will affect all areas of ABC Family, and will take effect over the next few weeks.

The decision on which jobs to cut was made after several months of consideration by Disney executives, who started weighing the situation when talks first began with Fox Family Worldwide, the Disney executive said.

ABC Family reaches 84 million homes. The channel carries a mix of family entertainment and some Christian programming. Disney has also said it will use the channel for some sports and second runs of programs that have already aired on ABC.

Another Useless Cable Channel

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2 Shows, 1 Premise

''The Chair'' vs ''The Chamber''

After learning that ABC plans to bow its new quizzer ``The Chair'' on Tuesday, Fox execs decided to move up the premiere of their similarly themed ``The Chamber'' to this Sunday at 8 p.m. from Jan. 20. The short notice gives Fox hardly any time to promote the premiere, but almost certainly ensures it'll beat ABC on the air with its show.

Insiders said it's virtually impossible that ABC could get ``The Chair'' ready for broadcast Friday night or Saturday.

Fox has provided only sketchy details about the content of ``The Chamber,'' but ABC insiders believe it borrows several key elements from ``The Chair.''

Execs at ``Chair'' producer Touchdown Prods. are so convinced ``Chamber'' is a clone, they've sued Fox and producer Dick Clark for copyright infringement. Fox insiders have said ``Chamber'' is a distinct program from ``The Chair.''

Fox will preempt ``King of the Hill'' and ``Futurama'' this Sunday and run double episodes of ``The Simpsons'' from 7-8 p.m. to make room for ``The Chamber.'' The reality series will get another Sunday airing Jan. 20 at 9 p.m. ``The Chamber'' moves to its regular slot Jan. 25, at 8 p.m., preempting ``Dark Angel,'' which gets a new 9 p.m. Friday slot on Feb. 1.

Faux & Disney Squabble

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135th Overseas Tour

Ray Charles

Music legend Ray Charles is ready to hit the road, Jack, for the 135th overseas tour of his career.

The 71-year-old singer and musician will head to Australia for a series of concerts in February following a one-night appearance at the Universal Amphitheatre in Los Angeles with country star Willie Nelson, Charles' publicist said Thursday.

Overcoming grinding childhood poverty and blind since the age of 6, Charles was performing professionally by the time he was 16 years old. In addition to piano, he plays the organ, saxophone and clarinet.

He has earned a dozen Grammy Awards and was among the first wave of artists inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Ray Charles

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New Musical - ''Taboo''

Boy George

A musical penned by flamboyant 80s singer Boy George opens on London's West End on Monday.

In addition to being an entirely new show -- Boy George penned 21 new songs for it -- ``Taboo'' has had to overcome technical difficulties associated with its brand-new venue, a spokeswoman told Reuters on Friday.

``Taboo,'' named after the London nightclub where Boy George spent much of his youth, is loosely based on the singer's rollercoaster life of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll with chart-topping 80s band Culture Club.

It tells the story of a young fortune seeker to 1980s London and the colorful characters he meets -- including the cultural icon of the day, Boy George. But the singer and club DJ, famous for his over-the-top makeup and outrageous outfits, will not be on stage himself. His character will be played by a lookalike.

The first preview of ``Taboo'' opens to the public on Monday with the official opening scheduled for January 29.

Boy George, Playwright

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40 Years Ago...

James Bond

The world's favorite secret agent is to jump back into action, with filming on the 20th installment of James Bond's adventures starting at Pinewood Studios near London, the film's production company said. ''We're thrilled to start filming on what promises to be one of the greatest Bond films ever,'' Barbara Broccoli, whose EON company is producing the film, said in a statement on Friday.

Friday saw a glamorous launch party with the studio's celebration of the start of Bond's new film coinciding with the 40th anniversary of the first, 1962's ``Dr No,'' which featured Sean Connery taking on the villain of the title.

The new film, still untitled, stars Pierce Brosnan in his fourth Bond outing, with Halle Berry as the feisty female lead.

Judi Dench returns as Bond's boss, and John Cleese makes his second appearance designing 007's gadgets in ``Q'' branch.

40th Anniversary Production

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60th Birthday Celebration

Stephen Hawking



Professor Stephen Hawking, the best-selling cosmologist diagnosed with a crippling muscle disease as a young student and given only a few years to live, celebrated his 60th birthday Friday.

To mark the milestone, Hawking reviewed his life and research into the nature of the universe before an all-star cast of physicists gathered in the ancient university town of Cambridge.

Hardly able to move, Hawking spoke through a computerized voice synthesizer he has used since undergoing a tracheotomy after catching pneumonia in 1985.

Born on January 8, 1942, Hawking showed signs of genius from an early age.

He effortlessly won a first class honors degree in physics at Oxford University. Yet even as he embarked on his brilliant graduate career at Cambridge, he became affected by the illness that was to condemn him to an adult life in a wheelchair.

Noticing that he was getting more and more clumsy for no apparent reason, he went to the family doctor. Tests conducted soon after his 21st birthday revealed he had a devastating muscle wasting illness, motor neurone disease.

Hawking has gone on to write countless scientific papers and books, received 12 honorary degrees and become Cambridge's Lucasian Professor of Mathematics, a post held by Sir Isaac Newton over 300 years ago.

In his lecture, entitled ``60 Years in a Nutshell'' -- a reference to his latest book ``The Universe in a Nutshell,'' Hawking joked that he nearly failed to make it to his own birthday party after crashing his wheelchair, ``Quantum Jazzy,'' into a wall.

``It was nearly 59.97 years in a nutshell,'' he said.

Stephen Hawking

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An 'Order', Not A Request

Blaming The Red Cross

Most major news organizations Friday were abiding by an order from Pentagon officials not to transmit images of masked and chained prisoners in Afghanistan shot the previous day.

But CBS News, which had planned to air footage on Friday's ``Early Show,'' then reconsidered, did include grainy clips less than 10 seconds long on the ``Evening News.''

CNN didn't air its footage, though it did show images shot Wednesday of masked prisoners.

Rob Curtis, a photographer for The Army Times who often takes photos for The Associated Press, said he objected to being barred from transmitting photos he had taken of the prisoners' departure.

The AP is protesting the Pentagon's action.

Photographers and camera crews from CNN, CBS, The Army Times and other organizations were allowed to take pictures of the 20 prisoners in Kandahar as they boarded a C-17 cargo plane for Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. But the journalists had to agree not to transmit the images until military officials gave them permission.

Shortly after the plane left the airport, the organizations were told not to send the images.

A Pentagon spokesman said the decision was made because the Red Cross raised an objection, contending the images would violate international laws on the treatment of prisoners.

``The Geneva Convention prohibits humiliating, debasing photos,'' said Rear Adm. Craig Quigley. ``We need to be cautious in case there is a legal action somewhere downstream.''

Officials at the International Committee of the Red Cross in Geneva said the organization had not contacted the Pentagon about photographs taken in Afghanistan.

Blaming The Red Cross

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Boondocks: The Best Comic Strip Today

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Still MISSING


Over Vitebsk

Marc Chagall's "Study for 'Over Vitebsk'"

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Is It Just Me, Or Does Big Boy Look Like Tom Ridge?

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