BartCop Entertainment News - Monday, 13 August, 2001

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Monday

13 August, 2001

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NEW!

BartCop Astrology

Check it out at BC Astrology.
Have you checked Ben Affleck's horoscope lately?

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Reader Comment

More Musings From The ShadowCatcher

The ShadowCatcher
Life Begins at Forty?

Sunday morning I watched the 'Talking Heads' on TV, the topic was, on all channels, 
"Stem- Cell Research", and when life begins and ends.  And who sets the Moral 
Standards, the President, the Church, Congress, the Supreme Court or the Common 
People who live or die by it? 

Now Conservatism means to resist change, but nothing stays the same, in Nature 
there is only growth or decay.  Now I've heard all the pros & cons, some say that 
we need to exhaust all the studies on the Placenta, or the Umbilical-cords, before 
we use rejected embryos.  Why not restict it to Mare's Urine, and Polly-wog Eggs 
before the ultra-violet rays beaming down from the spreading gap in the Ozone 
Layer produces mutants? 

So, following the food chain, who will be next?. Not humans, we are God's 
Children, the chosen ones. Well maybe we are & maybe we're not, that's still up 
for debate. What is the Church gonna do about those Monks in the Monastery that 
are flushing Seeds down the toilet?  Or the Nuns, doing the same with their Eggs? 
It always takes Two to Tango, or to Fight, and only one to take Flight. Now in a 
Court of Law, insanity is determined by knowing the difference between Right & 
Wrong. But none of us really knows, only Heaven knows.

And if you asks me, I think we are all crazy. But that goes with the
teritory.~~~~ha!

The next topic will be 'Cloning', now that's a 'sticky-wicket', I don't want to 
think where that might lead us, but! nothing ventured, nothing gained. Now who is 
playing God? the Scientists, the Church, or the Politicians? Its hard to say, but 
surely not the People.  They are only 'pawns' in this game. 

And isn't that a shame?  So if we dont stand up, then we better shut up, nobody 
wants to put their money where their mouth is. But so many seem to have diarrhea
of the mouth, including me. So what else is new?~~~~ha!

                                                  Regards

                                                        ShadowCatcher


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More Howard

Howard

Jackie's Mea Culpa

Jackie
JACKIE "The Joke Man" Martling is begging Howard Stern to take him back. "I would 
love to be back on the show. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out," 
Martling told PAGE SIX. "I would love for him to give me a second chance." 

Martling, who angrily walked out in February in a bid for more money, had rankled 
the King of All Media by repeatedly threatening to quit unless his high-six-figure 
salary was increased. Since then, the Joke Man has been relaxing in his collection 
of houses on the beach in Bayville. 

"I wish I could go back to Howard," Martling sighed, "but I don't think so, 
because I haven't heard from them." 

Martling was reluctant to discuss the split: "I don't want to go into the whole 
thing. I asked for more money, and they didn't want give it to me. So . . . they 
offered me a nice raise, and I asked for more, and when I didn't get it, I walked 
off." 

But Martling soon regretted his decision. 

To read the rest of the story, go to Jackie Talks

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How about a favorite TV show, movie, book, play, cartoon, or legal amusement?  
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they piss off EVERYONE)? 
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