ByMichael DareHello, and welcome to a
special Halloween/Election
Edition of
Join the Million Skeleton
March Vote
Republican Be a good little
doggie Vote
Democratic Follow your
heart Vote
Independently Follow your dick
Vote Heterosexual Follow your dick
Vote
Homosexual What the hell Vote
Satan Don't even think about
it Leave things just the way they
are Don't
vote Hallmark
Card from Hell
Sorry I shot your Wife in the HeadThe Scariest Thing of AllEveryone's a freedom
fighter. The difference between me and other freedom fighters is
that some freedom fighters are fighting with their government
against false enemies that the government itself has created in
order to maintain their power, whereas I am fighting for freedom
against the government that has deliberately duped so many gullible
souls. You can't imagine how bizarre it is to hear people praise the
quality of the emperor's clothes when he's quite clearly buck naked.
Don't go labeling
me a liberal or a conservative or a Democrat or a Republican. I
don't belong to any Party. The party's over, pal. This
is Reality. What part of "He's not really the President" don't you
understand? The highest office in the land has been stolen and
I fucking hate thieves. I've had personal things stolen and if the
cops had caught the bastards, I would have willingly volunteered to
cut off their hands. Thieves are right in there with rapists and
murderers as people who belong in prison, not public
office. If you saw
someone driving down the street in your stolen car, at what point
would you start saying to yourself, "Oh well, I guess it's their car
now." Never. Even if you liked them. Even if you were planning on
giving it to them anyway. Even if a court had somehow declared
that the theft was legal, every time you saw the car, from now
to eternity, you'd be saying to yourself "There's the bastard
who stole my car." Why can't America get indignant? Come
on, liberals and conservatives. Come on, Democrats and
Republicans. Come on, all Americans. Stand together and shout
"There's the bastard who stole my car." I don't give a fuck
about who was running against him. There hasn't been a President in
my lifetime who wasn't a dickhead, and pretty much the same for all
the candidates. The very process of election corrupts people because
candidates have no choice but to play by the rules of opponents
who will do absolutely anything to get elected. I mean what's
the point of campaigning at all if the game is already fixed at the
voting booth. At the polls. At the Supreme Court. Are you actually
going to tell me that the whole thing wasn't fixed? That the
Supreme Court JUST HAPPENED to vote the way they did? That the
Republicans JUST HAPPENED to lose a bunch of Democratic ballots?
That the Democrats, having no choice but to fight in the same
arena, JUST HAPPENED to find a bunch of Democratic ballots? The
only possible way to have straightened this mess out would have been
for the Supreme Court of the United States to order another election
in Florida, controlled by an independent organization with no
political affiliations. Easy enough for them to have done, but you
know as well as I that it didn't even occur to them. Too un-biased.
Their obligation was not to settle the election dispute fairly in
the name of justice for all Americans, unless they JUST
HAPPENED to give the job of President to the son of the man who gave
many of them their jobs. (And just this week, a Senator who
voted against giving Bush unlimited war power JUST HAPPENED to die
in a plane crash.) And the whole thing stems from there. Every time I see
him, I see the guy who stole my car. So first and foremost, IT'S NOT
HIS. I do not accept this man as the President of the United States,
and every single argument I have with his policies stems from the
position that ANYTHING and ANYONE who lends any form of legitimacy to
the Bush Administration is evil.
Congress and the
Senate are evil because they stand up when he enters the room. I will
not vote for ANYBODY who voted for ANYTHING Bush was
behind. Foreign
leaders who have their pictures taken with him are evil because they
make Bush look like a legitimate world leader when he's really
just a thief. The UN
is evil because they let him speak as though he were the legitimate
President of the United States instead of insisting that he offer
proof of his winning the election before letting him set foot in the
General Assembly. The major press is evil because an independent agency
JUST HAPPENED to recount all the Florida votes, Bush lost, and they
still reported that he won. Thanks to all of the above, there are an amazing amount
of people who think that Bush JUST HAPPENED to give a lot of money
to the Taliban right before going to war with them (The
under-reported story of the decade. What happened to that money?),
that another Bush JUST HAPPENED to help create the Nazis before
going to war with them, that another Bush JUST HAPPENED to
help create Noriega before going to war with him, JUST HAPPENED
to help create Saddam Hussein before going to war with him, and JUST
HAPPENED to help create Osama bin Laden before letting his son go to
war with him. How gullible can people be? I didn't just make this up.
Think I'm lying? That I'm the dupe? Here's a clue. LOOK IT
UP. I don't care what
Bush is for, I'm against it, even if I'm for it. I don't care what
he's against, I'm for it, even if I'm against it. It's completely
personal. I'm basing all my opinions of important issues upon one
person, and that's scary, but I can't help myself. Whatever makes
Bush look the least bit legitimate is out of the question. I
wouldn't even stand up if he entered the room. "To create
an art movement, you have to set something up and then destroy it.
The only thing to do is what the Dadaists, the Surrealists, did -
complete amateurs who are as pretentious as hell - and just fuck it
up the ass. Cause as much bad, ill feeling as possible. You'll
only create a movement when you have a rebellious
cause." - David Bowie, 1976 - disinfotainment@earthlink.net http://home.earthlink.net/~dare2b
Many thanks to Michael
Dare!
(And many, many thanks to Baron Dave Romm!) |